4/3 My former landlord just bitched me out on the phone saying
something about too much of my old mail going to her address.
(My apartment was in her backyard.) Now I'm pissed off...
Is there some easy way to flood her with loads of junk mail?
\_ call the church of scientology and tell them you want to
sign a "friend" up. just don't ever ever ever give them
post office. http://www.usps.gov
your address. they will send a mailing or so per week
until she tells them to stop, then they up it to one per day.
\_ You should be more responsible and forward your mail to your new
address. For starters, file a change of address form with the
post office. http://www.usps.gov Then you can file with the
Direct Marketing Association (http://www.the-dma.org to stop most
of your junk mail at your old address.
\_ Don't file that form! The number one way to show up on junk
mailers' lists is change-of-address forms. If you really want to
reduce the volume, foregoe that form and take care of forwarding
case-by-case. The DMA suggestion is good, but will only stop
mail from member-junk mailers (=~ 75% from personal experience).
For more info check out http://www.obviously.com/junkmail.html
-- ulysses
\_ I e-mailed the USPS last year to ask them to remove my address
from any mailing lists they sell, but the reply said the USPS
doesn't sell any mailing lists. So how do the new addresses
on the change-of-address form go to the junk mailers?
\_ Why don't you just ignore her? You obviously don't care about the
mail.
\_ I don't care about the old mail at all... but I think she
is a total bitch and I think it would be funny and probably
really piss her off if I could get a bunch more junk mail
going to her house. I guess I'm a vengeful person.
\_ get some credit card numbers from the trash at a gas
station where the reciepts contain numbers(there are
lots of these) and order from a payphone tons of stuff
to her place. the credit card owner will not be charged
when they see that 100 dildos have been sent to some random
address, but she will be investigated for fraud.
\_ I suggest prozac, meditation, maturity and letting it go.
I don't see what you think you have to seek revenge for,
anyway. Growing up would make your life happier.
\_ Fill a paper bag full of dog poop, put it on her
door step, light it on fire, then ring the doorbell
and hide somewhere (where you can watch the fun). I
did this once when I was in Junior High School and it
was real funny. You are still in Junior High School, right? |
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