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2005/1/19-20 [Politics/Domestic/Crime] UID:35797 Activity:moderate
1/19    Funny review of "Hated: GG Allin And The Murder Junkies"
        http://www.geocities.com/outlawvern/ReviewsH.html#anchor270435
        \_ GG Allin was a waste of space.
           \_ If I could push a button and make either GG Allin never have
              existed or make one of these all-sound-the-same corporate
              sellout bands they call punk now, I'd kill the corporate
              sellout.
              \_ I vote for GG Allin and others like him. He's a sellout
                 of a different kind.
                 \_ Seconded. Take your goddamn "performance art" out of my
                    punk, please.
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I used to just review them because I saw the m, and what else am I supposed to do, you know? I already saw it, might as well Write the fuckin review you know. I started to watch all the Dracula pictures, a ll the Chucky pictures, everything. I heard alot about this director, Larry Fessenden, who is some new york independent filmatist who has made a trilogy of pretentious horror movi es - NO TELLING, HABIT, and WENDIGO which got some good reviews when it played at a film festival here but I haven't seen it. First I checked out NO TELLING which is supposedly an "eco-horror" film and is about some dude doing weird experiments on animals. I was impres sed when I heard that he never graduates to experimenting on humans - t hat made it sound more realistic than most horror movies and that could be creepy. Unfortunately I only made it about 8 minutes into the movie before the community theater style acting made me throw in the towel. 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She looks much too innocent a nd cute to be a bloodsucker but during the sex scenes she turns believa bly animalistic. She still seems pretty real, though, enough that you b elieve he might be staying with her even if she didn't give him the han d job. The main dude is pretty good too and wouldn't you know it, he's played b y Larry Fessenden himself. At this point I've got to mention that this guy seems pretty full of himself and the movie is extremely pretentious . The biggest threat to the realistic feel of the movie is the dialogue , which often wanders off into preachify mode. The characters make litt le speeches about philosophy or the corruptive effect of pop culture on our society or what have you. Larry has to make a speech about his lat e father and he talks about how people said he wasn't an optimist, but he really was, and he believed this and that and blah blah fuckin blah. Larry is obviously just talking about Larry because this has no story or thematic purpose. 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For example when they' re loading the convicts in the screws don't mind that Seagal gets out o f line and just starts having a conversation with Ja Rule. Also, as soo n as they get through the metal detector they start boxing one of the s crews, and throw him through a bookshelf, and they don't get punished. I mean I guess it's some kind of futuristic liberal prison because they also got this kind of new agey hispanic warden in a leather jacket. He practically coddles the lovable old man who they are abou t to execute for accidentally killing 5 people during a train robbery. So luckily Seagal is there when Morris Chestnut and a bunch of other individuals with Columbine style weaponry and clot hing drop in with parachutes to try to kidnap the old man to find out w here he hid the gold that he stole during the futuristic train robbery that accidentally killed 5 people and put him on futuristic death row. When last we saw Morris Chestnut in the Seagalniverse, he was a m...