3/31 I am interested in learning german. does anyone know of any cheap
\_ hook up with a German guy/gal !
classes in the east bay or elsewhere for basic german? adult
schools, jc, etc...
\_ hook up with a German guy/gal !
\_ "Hi! You look Germanic and if you're a native fluent
speaker who yearns to teach an eager younger computer
scientist your father tongue and an active interest in
getting laid on the side, I'd like to take you out! How
about it? Next Thursday around 2am in the WEB?"
\_ if you get more responses than you can handle, please
let me know . . . I'd like to learn German too!
\_ ah yes, the ins and outs of adult german...
\_ Learn from me, you can lose 20lbs in one week!!!!
\_ JA! DAS VON INK DER UP HOPKERDINGEN! IST GUT SCHNITZEL!
Dude, why would you want to speak German. It's a horrible
language. In fact, it's not a language, it's a throat disease.
Trust me, I'm a native speaker. When you argue with a German
about this, they'll inevitably try to convince you of how
beautiful and elegant it is by pointing to the same three
or four books over and over again. It's ponderous, ugly-
sounding, and overly complex. Learn a nice language, or
something useful, like Spanish or French or even Italian.
Maybe something cool like Russian or Chinese or Japanese. But
don't put yourself through this trouble; German is awful, with
the culture to go with it. Aside from that, I'd be glad to
help out with anything. -John
\_ I love to sodomize you in the WEB at 2am, John.
- owner of http://www.mybigdick.com
\_ Will you meet me in the WEB at 2am with some sex on the side?
\_ you oldtimers are showing your age. there has been no WEB
for the last 4 years or so.
\- What happened to the WEB???
\_ They filled it with Macs and turned the
OCF end into a Calculus-on-Computers lab
for Math 1a/b.
\_ I love John. He's the bomb. But I also love German. Es macht
kuhl. Ja, stimmt Beavis! Feuer! Feuer! -space nazi
\_ They're dubbing South Park into Kraut. -John
\_ What about Rilke, dude?
\_ Rainer Maria Rilke is about the epitome of
hitleriffically funny, light-hearted teutonic
literature. And no, you CAN'T sodomize me in the WEB,
I'm immune to such things. I kicked Roy out of pure
excitement while netsex-h0zing as a freshman at 2am;
he was sleeping under the table, and I thought he
was a backpack. You can't touch me. Nyah. -John |