12/2 Joke: CA passed a law for bigger cages. What are they going to
do with the smaller cages?
http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2008/11/californias-spl.html
\_ Yes, that makes sense. The state with the most progressive civil
union laws will cage gays. Sure.
\_ It's a joke son.
\_ A stupid joke. That ignores reality.
\_ So a frog walks into a bar, slaps down a hundred dollar
bill saying "give me a beer." Bartender hands over a beer
and, thinking "what does a frog know anything about
money?" says "That'll be $100 please." The frog gives
him the money and starts drinking the beer. As he's sitting
there the bartender starts to feel a bit guilty about
ripping the frog off, so he makes some smalltalk. "We don't
get many frogs around here" he says and the frog replys
get many frogs in here" he says and the frog replys
"At prices like that I'm surpised you get anyone."
\_ A rabbi walks into a bar with a purple frog on his
shoulder. The bartender says, "wow, where'd you get
that?" The frog replies, "Brooklyn! There's hundreds
of 'em."
\_ And old man goes to confessional and says "Father, I'm
80 years old, I've been married for 55 years but last
night I had sex 6 times with 18 year old twins" The
priest asks "Ok. How long has it been since your
last confession?"
"Oh I've never been, I'm Jewish father."
"Then why are you telling me?"
"Are you kidding, I'm telling everyone!"
\_ Q. What's brown and sticky?
A. A stick
Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One looks to the other
and asks, "Dude, is it getting really hot in here?"
The other replies, "HOLY SHIT! A talking muffin!"
\_ Knock knock.
\_ MOOOOOO!
\_ What would make sense is to cage Mormons. I mean, they're
already living in an overly sheltered world anyways, what
difference will it make? |
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