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2006/4/6-7 [Reference/Military, Politics/Domestic/President] UID:42711 Activity:low
4/6     Lookout! The elite Venezuelan housewife army is ready to repel any
        US invasion.
        http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060403/wl_nm/venezuela_reservists_dc_1
        \_ If they're anything like the S. American women I've been running
           into, they'll sit around overweight in ugly dresses and sneer
           a lot.  Real deadly.  -John
           \_ Sucks to be you. Where are all the Miss Universe contestants?
              I have a Colombian friend and she is gorgeous. Thin. Tall. Fair
              complexion. Big eyes. Amazing cheekbones. Overall, I think
              South American women are some of the most beautiful in the
              world, especially if they have a lot of Spanish blood.
        \_ I thought it was about a new porn site ......
        \_ Is it lead by Alicia Machado?  I sure would want to invade to face
           her on muddy battleground.
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Reuters Venezuelan weekend warriors train for US invasion By Patrick Markey Mon Apr 3, 3:42 PM ET CHARALLAVE, Venezuela (Reuters) - Catching his breath after weaving through burning tires, crossing trenches and crawling under barbed wire, Diego Rivero says he is ready to repel any US military invasion of Venezuela. Click Here Rivero, a chauffeur, joined students, teachers and housewives last weekend to begin training in the Territorial Guard, a civilian reserve created by President Hugo Chavez to resist the assault he believes Washington is planning. "The gringos don't have the guts, but if they do invade then we have to be ready," said Rivero, mud-spattered and breathless under the sweltering sun, after making it through the bayonet assault course at Fort Guaicaipuro near Caracas. The United States has dismissed Chavez's invasion talk as a ridiculous invention designed to stir up his supporters, many of whom are poor. But with Chavez accusing the United States of trying to oust him and US officials saying the self-styled socialist revolutionary threatens regional stability, US-Venezuelan relations are in tatters. Chavez on Sunday said he would have a nasty welcome waiting for US forces -- arrows covered with Indian poison. At Fort Guaicaipuro, army officers barking orders tried to drum some military discipline into their army of civilians, but light-hearted fun often prevailed as the volunteers got to grips with outdated rifles. With acrid smoke billowing over the course, crowds laughed and cheered "Give it to him" as their fellow volunteers clad in jeans, T-shirts and odd bits of army gear tumbled into a muddy trench and over obstacles to attack dummy targets. Rafael Angel Faria said 3,000 volunteers drawn from local communities would train at the fort for 20 weekends. He said 42 reservist battalions were in similar training nationwide. FORCE COULD CRUSH DISSENT Critics say the new civilian force is more likely geared to helping mobilize Chavez supporters as he faces elections in December than to repel an invasion. Others fear the recruits could used against domestic opposition. Faria said volunteers would be drilled to handle rifles and in infiltration and resistance techniques. They would also receive instruction in first aid and other skills they could use in their communities and in natural disasters. "The idea is that they are leaders in their communities," he said. "If there is an invasion they are going to resist in their communities, blocking roads, cutting power lines. He has also embarked on a military buildup, seeking to buy new helicopters, warships, aircraft and rifles from Russia, Spain and Brazil. US officials, who have suggested Chavez may be backing Marxist guerrillas in neighboring Colombia, also worry about a recent deal to buy 100,000 Russian rifles. Cheering and applauding each other at the end of the assault course, most of volunteers at Fort Guaicaipuro were clearly enjoying the novelty of the day. "Firstly, we're preparing so we can help out with social programs," said nurse Marisol Fuentes. "And then if anything else happens then we'll be ready." A Venezuelan territorial guard volunteer painted with camouflage gets ready before exercise at a rural military base on the outskirts of Caracas in Charallave April 1, 2006. Republication or redistribution of Reuters content is expressly prohibited without the prior written consent of Reuters. Reuters shall not be liable for any errors or delays in the content, or for any actions taken in reliance thereon.