Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 36833
Berkeley CSUA MOTD
2018/10/15 [General] UID:1000 Activity:popular

2005/3/23-24 [Recreation/Dating] UID:36833 Activity:moderate
3/23    Are there any basic expression between "I like you" and "I love you"
        other than the Dumb and Dumber line "I like you a lot".
        \_ I'll suck but I won't swallow
           \_ Hard to say this to a woman if you're a man.
        \_ "I'm very fond of you".  "I adore you".  "You really mean a lot
            to me".  "I care very much for you".  "I'm really glad we're
            friends". Or even, "I love you dearly", which, oddly, means
            less than just "I love you". --Cyrano
            \- You brain/body has been classified as: loveworthy.
            \_ Most of these sound really icky.  Like cringe-worthy icky.
               \_ Do you know who Cyrano is?  Read a book once in a while.
                  \_ Isn't he the guy with the schnoz who came up with "hey
                     baby, nice cans"?  -John
        \_ "I'm full of like for you."
        \_ Let's fuck.
           \_ You forgot: "Nice shoes"
              \_ That's ``Nice boots''
                 \_ That's "Nice boobs".
        \_ I propose "I loke you" -- Loke is defined as a noun, but I don't
           think there is a verb yet ... Other languages have sayings for
           something more than like but less than love ... Why not loke
        \_ Dont start sentence with "I ..." Talk about her instead. You...
           or honey...
           \_ ya, that's all good and nice too, but was looking for an "I"
              statement to balance all the "Nice tits, wanna fuck" statements.
              \_ I want to slip you the hot beef injection, I want to play
                 'hide the salami' with you, you're a Cal student, take it
                 from there.  Display some goddamm adaptability, son.
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