4/23    Data driven decision for dating. Sounds like what aspergers in
        Mountain View would do:
        http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/cyber_cad_dater_input_LGdBZ57ATtIGWwCqffATXM
        \_ Now that's a good solution for Big Data!

4/20    http://gizmodo.com/5903760/how-to-buy-a-facebook-girlfriend-for-5

4/19    Motd updater thingy seems to be broken, does anyone know why?
        If not, I will take a look later in the day. -ausman
        \_ /etc/motd.public is not getting copied into /etc/motd for a while.
           \_ Now it works and no one knows why. Strange. -ausman

4/19    My Firefox 3.6.28 pops up a Software Update box that reads "Your
        version of Firefox will soon be vulnerable to online attacks."  Are
        they planning to turn off some security feature in my version of
        Firefox?
        \_ Not as such, no, but they're no longer developing this version,
           so if a 3.6.x-targeted hack shows up, you're not going to get
           any official patch or release to fix it. Major suckage for
           those of us with PowerPC Macs, since FF4+ and Chrome don't
           run on our machines.
           \_ Try TenFourFox:
              http://www.floodgap.com/software/tenfourfox
              \_ Interesting! Now if I could just get a decent Flash plugin.

4/18    They are back together again!
        http://www.csua.org/u/w3w
        Gee, this pedophile is good.
        \_ My hero!

4/18    I am an American't.
        \_ ...... in search of an Ameri-cunt.
           \_ No cunt for someone who can't.

4/16    "The K-E Diet: Brides-to-Be Using Feeding Tubes to Rapidly Shed Pounds"
        http://www.csua.org/u/w2x (gma.yahoo.com)
        I can't help noticing in the video:
        - how the doctor stayed standing up while examing this Jessica
          Schnaider sitting down,
        - how often he checked her heartbeat with his stethoscope, while
          standing up,
        - how convenient for her doctor the way she wore her button shirt was
          when she walked in to the office.
        \_ Why does her doctor need to listen to her heart so much? She isn't
           there for her heart disease.
           \_ Exactly.  I think she's building up a media presence to pave her
              way to a reality show.  And I think the doctor is knowingly in
              it.

4/12    USA! USA! USA! We ranked #11!
        http://www.businessinsider.com/hackers-the-best-all-come-from-one-country-2012-4

4/11    This looks like something that Nick Weaver writes ("if you're in
        CS for money, you're most likely an incompetent engineer"):
        http://techcrunch.com/2012/04/07/when-code-is-hot

4/9     "Jennifer Love Hewitt Gets a (Digital) Breast Reduction in The Client
        List Ads"  http://www.csua.org/u/w0e (tv.yahoo.com)
        Why!?  NO!!
        \_ At least it is only digital. One hot friend of mine got her Ds
           reduced to Bs. It was a crime against nature.
           \_ Which reminds me of Christina Ricci and Simona Halep, both of
              which also underwent the same crime against nature.  Damn. -- OP

4/9     Instagram got bought for 1B dollars. Are you shitting me?
        \_ What's $1B / 13 employees? ...yeah, my calculator just keeps
           spitting out FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--
           \_ I'm sure there are VC's who will get much bigger chunks than the
              employees.  But yeah, the employees' chunks should still be huge.
              \_ Founder supposedly still has 40%. FB is throwing money around.
                 Easy come, easy go, I guess.
        \_ Welcome to Dotcom 2.0. When do you think it will crash? I'm
           waiting to short the market. I doubled my earnings in 2000-2001
           (I short too early in 1999, but made it back in 2000-2001).
           \_ Let us know when you decide to, Einstein.

4/23    PHP sucks
        http://me.veekun.com/blog/2012/04/09/php-a-fractal-of-bad-design

4/23    I love greasy comfort food but as I'm approaching mid 30 I
        can't eat them anymore. Anyone else have the same problem?
        \_ 42 and still happily scarfing down the greasy comfort
           food, just not in the same quantities. It's a genetic
           thing.
        \_ 47 and eating greasy food, but not as much. McDonalds grosses
           me out, but I can still eat a bacon cheeseburger and fries. My
           main problem with this is that I need to watch my weight more,
           so I tend to eat less of everything, especially high calorie
           greasy food.
        \_ 40. I need to eat Pepcid or else I'd die. Getting old. :(
        \_ No wonder the undergrads don't post here!
           \_ Whaddya mean? I'm 54 and an undergrad. Oh, who am I
              kidding.