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| 2013/3/22-5/18 [Recreation/Dating] UID:54636 Activity:nil |
3/21 Want to attract mates? Wear red. It's proven to work by science:
http://www.slate.com/articles/double_x/doublex/2013/03/new_book_drunk_tank_pink_argues_red_is_the_color_for_dating_profiles.single.html#pagebreak_anchor_2
\_ Awesome artile, I bought the book, thanks for sharing. -ausman
\_ Awesome arti[c]le, I bought the book, thanks for sharing. -ausman |
| 2013/3/21-5/10 [Recreation/Dating] UID:54633 Activity:nil |
3/21 Is there a reason why women love junk mail and spam mail? I helped
my family members get rid of Red Plum, Valassis, DMA, etc and
everyone's junk mail has decreased significantly, however all the
women in my life (wife, sister, mother) are pissed at me. Ditto with
email spam: through their permissions I unsubscribed mailing lists,
but now they want them back again because they're missing out on some
deals.
\_ I think that's just your family. Most women, like most men, hate
spam.
\_ My wife loves getting shopping magazines. She gets one every day
or so. |
| 2013/1/30-3/4 [Recreation/Dating] UID:54594 Activity:nil |
1/30 "Want to have more sex? Men, stop helping with the chores"
http://www.csua.org/u/z3x (news.yahoo.com)
F*CK! I've been doing this all wrong!
\_ There is a Cantonese saying: "Don't feed your woman to a full
stomach until she turns 70." It's the same idea -- if you treat
your woman too well, she won't behave.
\_ More like: Some women have a high tolerance for shit. If you
have one of those, then great. If you don't then starting to
act like an ass is not going to get you laid more often.
\_ Correlation does not imply causation. More likely, macho
men in traditional roles have sex more often. It is not
likely that this says much about educated California
couples.
\_ I help with the chores and I get laid about twice as often
as average according to this article. So I must be doing
someting right. |
| 2013/1/22-2/19 [Recreation/Dating] UID:54585 Activity:nil |
1/22 "Male Professionals with Higher Ethical Standards Earn Less"
http://web.hbr.org/email/archive/dailystat.php?date=051412
I've been trying to explain to my wife why I made less than all her
male acquaintance, and she never believed me! :-) |
| 2012/12/6-18 [Recreation/Dating, Recreation/Media] UID:54549 Activity:nil |
12/6 Lesson learned: don't talk about Monty Python on a date. Women just
don't seem to get it.
\_ You are dating the wrong women (for you) then. My sister-in-law
loves it and yet I don't find it all that funny. It's not a
gender thing.
\_ is she a nerd? does she laugh funny? is she actually decent looking?
\_ is she a nerd? does she laugh funny? is she actually decent
looking?
\_ She would call herself a nerd because she like Dr Who and
Star Trek, but she's so not. She's a photographer with a
degree in biology who is also Air Force Reserve. She's a
thin, red-haired single mom (divorced). Stop
stereotyping.
\_ I think Kari Byron is a hotter red-head.
\_ Putting the "Bust" in Mythbusters since 2003.
\_ Dr Who (the reboot) and Star Trek (the reboot) are pop
culture. Just like frat boys talking about ubuntu
drivers; it's not "nerdy" anymore. Or maybe it is if
everyone is a geek, is anyone a geek anymore?
\_ wow, you never lived in the mid-west or south have you?
people there actually think sushi is exotic.
\_ clearly you haven't. Nice troll btw.
\_ Can I have her phone number? -guy who thinks red-heads are exotic
\_ I grew up in a small town in the Central Valley
and things like sushi are exotic there.
\_ Can I have her phone number? -guy who thinks red-heads
are exotic
\_ If she don't know who monty nerdcrud is, she's a keeper. bonus if
she don't work in tech.
\_ OP, is the lesson "don't talk about Monty Python" or "don't
start quoting material other people don't recognize"? I'm guessing
the latter. Try a couple of Princess Bride quotes next time, just
to test the waters; my wife can quote that movie verbatim, but
Monty Python's a non-starter for her. -married 16 years |
| 2012/12/4-18 [Recreation/Dating] UID:54543 Activity:nil |
12/4 Why are eastern european models so plentiful and hot?
\_ By "models" do you mean cam stippers? I wonder that
myself.
\_ Less processed food?
\_ Genetics. I went to Estonia this summer and that's just what
the women there look like: light eyes, blonde or light brown
hair, full lips, curvy hips and bust but small waist. It's a mix of
Germanic, Nordic, and people from the Caucasus which a lot of
people find attractive. I found the women there (and Western
Russia) prettier than even the traditional Swedes. Go go
Darwin!
\_ That makes no sense. America has the most diversity!
\_ America has a lot of very attractive people!
It's also cultural. In Russia, for example, I saw women
willing to walk many blocks in high heels. In the US,
such women (even if they wore heels to work) would switch
into tennis shoes for the walk. Feminists would say they
are still oppressed. There's probably some truth in that.
\_ In The South women wear high heels and makeup all the
time. Feminists would say that they are still...
\_ http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=342191
\_ they're thin. and eager to please. comes from growing up poor. |
| 2012/11/6-12/4 [Recreation/Dating, Computer/SW/Apps/Media, Consumer/Audio] UID:54522 Activity:nil |
11/6 I downloaded some free and paid apps that are ummmm questionable and
I don't really want my wife to see it, how do I remove it from the
iTunes download history? I can't seem to do that anymore after
upgrading to iOS6 (I used to be able to "hide" it).
\_ Is it the app that searches for your friends' nude pics on FB? |
| 2012/10/18-12/4 [Recreation/Dating, Computer/SW] UID:54506 Activity:nil |
10/18 Kari Byron naked:
http://www.break.com/index/mythbusters-kari-byrons-butt.html
http://www.sexygorgeouswomen.com/index.php?p=pics&id=1802
\_ Nice lookalike in the second link, but not her.
\_ These two links from the second link are hotter:
http://www.sexygorgeouswomen.com/index.php?p=pics&id=1174
http://www.sexygorgeouswomen.com/index.php?p=pics&id=2153
\_ And, once again, you're mistaking quantity for quality. |
| 2012/10/5-11/7 [Recreation/Dating] UID:54492 Activity:nil |
10/5 Julian Assange seems dorkier than Mark Cuban, how the hell
did he get laid TWICE?
\_ He is a geek superstah.
\_ oxymoron
\_ Not true at all. Lots of geek girls go for famous geeks.
\_ WAAAAAAAH I am pathetic -not getting laid geek
\_ Just lower your standards. -getting laid geek
\_ Maybe they are Swedish hookers with nice meatballs?
\_ DD-sized meatballs? |
| 2012/9/8-11/7 [Recreation/Dating] UID:54474 Activity:nil |
9/7 Every pedophile's dream come true:
"Why 6-Year-Old Girls Want to Be Sexy"
http://www.livescience.com/21609-self-sexualization-young-girls.html
"It wasn't my fault, Your Honor! She seduced me! Yeah, really."
I wonder if this research was funded by NAMGLA. |
| 2012/8/2-10/17 [Recreation/Dating] UID:54452 Activity:nil |
8/2 Where's the closest Chick-Fil-A to San Francisco? I need to
go there and make out with my boyfriend. -gay
\_ Chick-Fil-A is a place for people who want to Fil(l)-A-Chick. :-)
\_ Why do you want to watch a bunch of fat White Trash eating
greasy food?
\_ http://www.cnn.com/2012/08/03/us/chick-fil-a-kiss-day/index.html
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/07/26/us/gay-rights-uproar-over-chick-fil-a-widens.html
Dan Cathy says gays are evil and they can be cured.
\_ I grew up in White Trashville, there is no hope. -PP
\_ Fairfield, and yeah that was an odd story.
\_ where is Fairfield?
\_ Fairfield is along I80 near Suisun City.
\_ There's a sign for one in the shopping center at the First Street
exit of 237 in San Jose (I haven't actually stopped to look, so
I don't know if it's open yet).
\_ BRING YOUR BOYFRIENDS AND HIS BOYFRIENDS' BOYFRIENDS!!!
\_ Why bother? Make your own:
http://youtu.be/lKQObbeDNpw |
| 2012/7/17-8/19 [Recreation/Dating] UID:54437 Activity:nil |
7/17 Summer camp sure is a great place for middle aged guys to flirt
with teen girls by the pool.
\_ Are free condoms available like in the Olympic Village?
\_ Why is a middle-aged guy at a summer camp?
\_ "Because summer camp sure is a great place for ......" Maybe you
meant to ask "What excuse does a middle-aged guy have to be at a
summer camp?"
\_ Both. FLirting with teen girls lands you in jail.
\_ Flirting? Nah, I didn't say shtupping.
\_ Flirting? Nah, I didn't say shtupping. I did get some
dirty looks from overprotective mom's.
dirty looks from overprotective mom's, though.
dirty looks from overprotective mom', though.
\_ I was there with my kids. Most of the Dads there would qualify
as middle aged, at least by my standards. -OP
\_ Watch American Beauty and you'll understand why. When you
approach your mid 40s/50s, you'll understand why.
\_ Yeah, no. If you're in your mid-40s and you're flirting
with teen girls, you're a pathetic loser as well as a
creepy man-child. -- mid-40s alum
\_ Even 19 year olds? Ah, c'mon don't be such a stick in the
mud. The only loser here is the balding fat guy that
can't get any hotties to talk to him any more. Does it
help things any that the "girl" I thought I was talking
to turns out to be a 21 yo single mom? -OP
\_ Not as much as an eye exam is going to help you.
\_ You are nuts if you think you can tell the
difference between a 19 yo and a 21 yo by looks
alone.
\_ Yeah, here's the thing: I think you're a
creep because you said you were flirting
"with teen girls by the pool" at a Summer Camp.
Summer camps are for kids; teenage girls are
kids; therefore, you were flirting with kids.
Now, if you'd just said that you, middle-aged,
were just talking to some people at a
pool, and one of them happened to be a 21
yo single mom who was into you, I'd've
just thought you were telling tales.
\_ The world is more complex than your model of it.
Here is a question for you: what if I told you
that one of the dads at the camp was a 42 year
old widower and he hit it off with one of the
old widower and he flirted with one of the
older teens at the pool. They hit it off and
started dating and he married her soon thereafter
started dating and he married her soon after
when she turned 18. I ask because this exact
scenario (minus summercamp) is how my great-
grandmother great-grandfather met. I think the
only reason it is not more common today is that
far fewer women die in childbirth, making young
widowers quite rare. Throughout most of human
history middle-aged widower taking a young woman
as second wife was common. Are you saying that
of those guys are perverts? Or is human biology
really so different in the modern era? Or perhaps
we have a more enlightend view of male-femail
relationships? I am really willing to believe
the latter.
really so different in the modern era? Or
perhaps we have a more enlightend view of
grandmother and great-grandfather met. I think
the only reason it is not more common today is
that far fewer women die in childbirth, making
young widowers quite rare. Throughout most of
human history middle-aged widower taking a
woman as second wife was common. Are you saying
that all of those guys are perverts? Or is human
biology really so different in the modern era?
Or perhaps we have a more enlightend view of
male-female relationships? I am really willing
to consider the latter.
\_ We have more enlightened views of lots
of things. Well, most of us.
\_ Consider too that your great-grandmother
was legally not allowed to vote when she
married your great-grandfather. Societies
progress. This is a good thing.
\_ http://tinyurl.com/cxfjvy3
This old coot is dating teens.
Actually he was, that was a few years
ago.
\_ And the FLDS advocates underage
polygamy. Your point? 'Cos mine is
that our society recognizes that this
is aberrant behavior.
\_ Hugh Hefner is wealthy and widely
admired, not considered a deviant.
What the FLDS does is illegal. You
can't put them in the same league.
\_ Nor would I put you in the
same league with either of
them; however, neither of
them exhibit behavior that
our society considers
normal or, for that matter,
healthy, much like your
desire to court women under
20 at your age. |
| 2012/4/23-6/4 [Recreation/Dating] UID:54366 Activity:nil |
4/9 "Jennifer Love Hewitt Gets a (Digital) Breast Reduction in The Client
List Ads" http://www.csua.org/u/w0e (tv.yahoo.com)
Why!? NO!!
\_ At least it is only digital. One hot friend of mine got her Ds
reduced to Bs. It was a crime against nature.
\_ Which reminds me of Christina Ricci and Simona Halep, both of
which also underwent the same crime against nature. Damn. -- OP |
| 2012/4/23-6/1 [Recreation/Dating] UID:54358 Activity:nil |
4/20 http://gizmodo.com/5903760/how-to-buy-a-facebook-girlfriend-for-5 |
| 2012/4/23-6/4 [Recreation/Dating] UID:54357 Activity:nil |
4/23 Data driven decision for dating. Sounds like what aspergers in
Mountain View would do:
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/cyber_cad_dater_input_LGdBZ57ATtIGWwCqffATXM
\_ Now that's a good solution for Big Data! |
| 2012/3/15-4/23 [Recreation/Dating] UID:54341 Activity:nil |
3/15 "Mom, Dr. Phil Confront Teacher Who Ran Off with Student"
http://www.csua.org/u/vsa (shine.yahoo.com)
Is it pedophilia or true love? They look so sweet together.
\_ An 18 year old is not a child, so not pedophilia. It is
still kind of disgusting, but at least two orders of
magnitudes less.
\_ I think that because he was her teacher the idea is that there
was a relationship before she turned 18.
\_ As pp noted, still not legally pedophilia. Definite
abuse of power as teacher, however. The man's a tool.
\_ It's not pedophilia even if she was 16. Pedophilia is
attraction to prepubescent kids, which a 16-year-old is
not. It might be statutory rape, though, and of course
it's an abuse of power.
\_ He met her when she was a 9th grader. I think he is
a pedophile. Maybe he isn't technically, since a
pedophile is into girls 13 and younger, but that's
splitting hairs. He's certainly a sick pervert who
splitting hairs. He's certainly a sick prevert who
needs to be sent to prison.
\_ It's not the same thing at all. Pedophiles are only
really interested in prepubescent kids; if they met
when she was in 9th grade (age 15, since her birthday
is in September), she was well past that point.
Biologically, a healthy 15-year-old girl is at
nearly peak fertility -- it's normal to find them
attractive. He's probably a manipulative bastard who
took advantage of her inexperience and his position
of power as a teacher, but he's not a pedophile or a
pervert.
\_ I think he is a pervert but not a pedophile.
prevert.
\_ I think he is a prevert but not a pedophile.
Women's peak fertility is early 20s, *not* 15,
there is a big difference to me and most people.
It is "normal" to want to punch someone in the
face who cuts you off on the freeway, but most
adults have learned to not act on all their
impulses, for example I am a married man and I
met attractive women all the time, but I dont'
try to sleep with them. This guy is a disgusting
pervert. But to call him a pedophile cheapens
he term. Pedophiles should be castrated and locked
the term. Pedophiles should be castrated and locked
up for life. This guy just deserves ridicule.
prevert. But to call him a pedophile cheapens
the term. Pedophiles should be castrated and
locked up for life. This guy just deserves
ridicule.
\_ Sorry, but I think you are a pervert for thinking
\_ Sorry, but I think you are a prevert for thinking
he is not. You are also possibly a pedophile
although that is less clear. It's not normal
to find 15 year old girls attractive if you
are a 40 year old married man with a
daughter the same age. He is very sick.
\_ What if you are a 40 year old single guy?
Is it normal then?
\_ No, but this guy *really* has issues.
\_ Watch this video and tell me what you
think (SFW, it is a Disney):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPNMGYOm1aM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy7o_jNeoEw
\_ If this is sexy to you, then you'd
better be a teen yourself.
\_ 54-yr-old engaged with 28-yr-old:
http://omg.yahoo.com/news/alec-baldwin-engaged-161331434.html
\_ I think it is normal for any guy
to find a 28 yo attractive, even if
he is 90. He might be a dirty old
man, but that is normal to me. In
fact he is kind of lucky at 90 to
have a libido at all.
\_ No issues with a 28 year old. We are
talking teenagers here.
\_ Update: "Police: Ex-teacher Arrested for Sex Abuse of Minor"
http://www.csua.org/u/vzk (shine.yahoo.com) |
| 2011/11/23-2012/1/10 [Recreation/Dating] UID:54242 Activity:nil |
11/23 http://www.skoften.net/index/video/pornchestra NOT WORK SAFE. Porn Orchestra (J.S. Bach) \_ Cool! |
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| 2011/11/20-12/6 [Recreation/Dating, Industry/Jobs] UID:54236 Activity:nil |
11/20 http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2436 Very true. Compared to the high school jocks who used to be popular, my salary gets better and better and my wife is younger/prettier. -nerd \_ Same for me on the salary front, but as a nerd how did you manage to get a younger/prettier wife than the jocks? -- nerd #2 \_ You have to wait until you get rich to get married. -nerd #3 \_ Oh! I didn't wait. Sh*t! -- nerd #2 \_ You could always get an upgrade. Might not be so easy if you have kids. -nerd #3 |
| 2011/9/30-10/18 [Recreation/Dating] UID:54184 Activity:nil |
9/30 "PETA to launch its own porn site"
http://www.csua.org/u/ucy (shine.yahoo.com)
\_ Is this SFW?
\_ The article features a nude backside picture of the former porn
star Sasha Grey Yes. Doesn't break any HR rules, but you
probably would't want your co-workers to see you reading this.
--- OP
star Sasha Grey. Doesn't break any HR rules, but you probably
would't want your co-workers to see you reading this. --- OP |
| 2011/8/15-27 [Recreation/Dating] UID:54166 Activity:nil |
8/15 Insert Michelle Bachmann "wives, submit to your husbands" joke here:
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/files/2011/08/Corndog1-384x288.jpg
\_ mm, porndog
\_ Very deep throat. (See sign at background.)
\_ The expression of the guy in the background really puts this one
over the top. |
| 2011/7/7-21 [Recreation/Dating, Computer/SW/WWW/Server] UID:54140 Activity:nil |
7/7 I haven't been to Berkeley lately. Has it been foggy at night? Wanna
take my girlfriend up to see the view from somewhere near SSL. Also, is
there a particularly good lookout point?
\_ No not foggy, but that looks to be changing. Lawrence Hall of
Science is always good.
Science is always good. -ausman
\_ There's a motel by almost oakland on telegraph, you can take your
"girlfriend" there, they have hourly rates.
\_ did cmlee get his soda account back? |
| 2010/12/20-2011/2/19 [Recreation/Dating, Recreation/Sports] UID:53981 Activity:nil |
12/20 Oh, I love watching internation pro women's pool (billard).
http://www.csua.org/u/s6d (http://www.gmanews.tv
\_ now that body glove is dressing them up in spandex bikinis it's
even better |
| 2010/9/8-30 [Recreation/Dating] UID:53952 Activity:nil |
9/8 http://blogs.laweekly.com/stylecouncil/steampunk/steampunk-dildos-by-lady-clank This has gone totally out of hand. |
| 2010/9/3-30 [Recreation/Dating] UID:53946 Activity:low |
9/3 http://www.cracked.com/blog/what-hell-wrong-with-twenty-somethings \_ Here's something right about 20something women: They give out blowjobs when they aren't sure they want to sleep with you. Scratch that, when they aren't even sure they like you. It's become the equivalent of a goodnight kiss. As a comedian said (I forget who), young women today do things that in the old days your wife *might* have done after 10 years of marriage. \_ "Hooking up" is pretty cool, too. \_ Thought they did this at every age? \_ Not so common before the 1960's. \_ Definitely became more common in the late 90s. \_ My wife is the opposite. She now won't do things that she would do 10 years ago when we first got married. \_ Upgrade to Wife 2.0 or wipe and install Girlfriend. \_ I'm not actively looking for a Girlfriend installation CD. But if one comes to my mailbox by itself, I'll install it. (You know what I mean.) (You know what I mean.) -- PP \_ I was pretty much exactly like this in my 20's, except for the living at home part. -A man ahead of my time living at home part. - A man ahead of my time (now mid 40s) |
| 2010/6/8-30 [Recreation/Dating, Health/Women] UID:53854 Activity:kinda low |
6/8 My wife and I are childless. We never had much interest, but if we
don't have kids soon we never will and so we are talking about it.
To us the birthing process and pregnancy are disgusting. I realize
it's the most natural thing in the world, but it's still extremely
nasty to us both. And I believe in childbeating, which is illegal
where I live. The more we learn (plus about all the associated
risks) the more we marvel that anyone is _ever_ born and how
couples who go through it would want to repeat it. I read about
women who like to eat the placenta and I almost lost my lunch and
I am not a squeamish person. I saw a video of a woman giving birth in
high school health class, but that did not prepare me adequately
for the reality. We are left wondering why in the hell anyone would do
this, especially after seeing how ungrateful our nieces and nephews
are. I am curious how those of you with kids managed to reconcile
these feelings. Maybe we're better off not being parents, although
I think we'd make good parents. We could adopt, but raising someone
else's kids is something I don't think I could do (even though my dad
did it). I get very frustrated that we have agonized over this so
much while much of the world just pumps them out without a thought.
\_ be thankful that you like in Northern Cal. Maybe you should move
to SF and feel at home.
\_ we'll thank you for not peeing in the genetic pool
\_ My genes are already all over the place. I have six nieces and
nephews. I wish my sisters would have thought about this as
much as I have, because, frankly. parenthood has not been
successful for them.
\_ Those asren't your genes, they are your siblings. Similar,
yes, but not the same.
\_ Most of them are the same - enough to matter.
\_ Read between the lines. OP is bragging that his nieces and
nephews have his genes ......
\_ Oh! How incestuous!
\_ Either that (hot!), or he's screwing his sister-in-
law (hot!)
\_ get over yourself.
\_ Same to you, buddy.
\_ for many, children are a consequence of sex. Effective birth control
wasnt even really an option until recently. Even still many forego
it, for (short-sighted) economic reasons, or even religious ones.
Oh, and even if you can get past the whole childbirth process,
children are not for the squeamish. Poop-filled diapers, and
more! Whee!
\_ You believe in child beating and you think that you would make
a good parent? Go get yourself sterilized, please.
\_ Some dim-wit added that. I am dim!
\_ I have two kids and I love it. I'm hoping to have a few more.
They are constantly fun and interesting to me, only occasionally
are they obnoxious. But we raise them very carefully.
We never buy things for them and we don't have TV in our house.
This goes a long way to keeping them polite and interesting.
Also, I don't really mind disgusting things, diapers and whatnot.
I don't know why people get so freaked out about it.
\_ I am not disgusted by changing diapers. My wife and I are
disgusted by having another human being living as a parasite
inside of her like some sort of movie monster. The post-birth
aspect doesn't seem disgusting, but the pregnancy and birth
seem like 9 months of hell.
\_ Somehow, billions of people have managed to get through it,
I bet you can too if you really care to. I am also a later
parent (had my first child at 40) and I have to say, I
could not be happier about it even though I was sleep
deprived for the first year.
\_ Lots of people manage to get through it with a healthy
child and a healthy mother, but some don't. |
| 2010/4/10-5/10 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Foreign/Asia/China] UID:53780 Activity:nil |
4/8 In addition to below, can someone recommend a movie or soap
opera that describes the life of Kangxi Emperor? Netflix = useless.
Mandarin is fine as long as there's subtitle. Thanks.
\_ Not exactly a soap opera, but Kangxi Di Guo is a very good TV series
featuring Chen Dao-Ming as Kangxi. Whether or not it's accurate to
history is another matter, though.
http://zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E5%BA%B7%E7%86%99%E5%B8%9D%E5%9C%8B
\_ Thank you. I guess it's not possible to rent this on Netflix, and
I guess it's all simplified s*** that I can't read. ARGH!
No wonder Chinese media is so rare in the west, it's so darn
inaccessible.
\_ Oops! Here's the same page in Traditional Chinese:
http://zh.wikipedia.org/zh-hk/%E5%BA%B7%E7%86%99%E7%8E%8B%E6%9C%9D
I've watched so much mainland Chinese media that I stopped
noticing whether it's in Traditonal or Simplified Chinese.
-- PP, Hong Kong immigrant
\_ Does this have English subtitle? My wife doesn't read
Chinese and doesn't understand Mandarin.
\_ The version I watched doesn't have English subtitle.
-- PP
\_ is it hard to learn one if you know another? I only know
one type, but my type is disappearing in the face of
dominating mainlanders
\_ It's hard to learn how the characters are exactly
written in one type if you know the other type.
However, you don't need to learn the exact characters
if all you want is to read text in newspaper and
magazines, because you can guess some characters from
the context. I guess from context to learn simlified
characters, which in turn allows me to guess more from
context. My wife knows simplified characters and she
learned traditional characters the same way. -- PP
\_ whoa you married a mainlander? How's that working
out? My parents would kill themselves had I
married a commulander as they call it. BTW do you
have problems learning the 4 tones? How about your
wife, does she have problems learning the 8-9
Cantonese tones? My wife can't hear any differences
in tones, period.
\_ My wife is from Guangzhou which is a Cantonese
city. After watching Mandarin TV series on
Channel 26 for two decades, I have no problem
with the four tones. My wife formally learned
Mandarin when she went to school in Mainland. --PP |
| 2010/4/1-14 [Recreation/Dating, Health/Women] UID:53765 Activity:nil |
3/30 what if you went on your honeymoon and your bride was having
her period that week? that would suck
\_ I'm sure you could figure out a solution if you think hard enough.
I have wondered if people ever plan around this.
\_ Just do it in the bath tub. You don't even need condoms.
\_ you know what, you can still get pregnant during this time
period. my friend thought the above was true, now has
cute baby girl that proves him wrong.
\_No. You can't. That cute baby girl may prove his woman
was cheating on him. -phuqm
\_ Sure you can, it is rare, but not unheard of.
\_ what's wrong with a week of blowjobs? also, isn't it common these
days for brides to lose their 'anal virginity' on their honeymoon?
-troll
\_ If you were waiting to have sex for the first time, it might
be kind of a bummer, but very few people do that. |
| 2010/3/15-30 [Recreation/Dating] UID:53755 Activity:nil |
3/15 oj says porn = less crime:
http://www.physorg.com/news187448961.html |
| 2010/2/11-3/9 [Recreation/Dating] UID:53705 Activity:nil |
2/11 http://www.bakadesuyo.com/what-you-should-look-for-in-a-marriage-partne What you should look for in a marriage partner. Get this, you want someone who is BOTH conscientious (makes sense) AND neurotic (!!!). \_ Married men don't live longer, it just seems longer. \_ Married men do live longer, but they are a lot more willing to die. \_ you could just live at home with your folks: link:www.csua.org/u/q4p |
| 2010/2/9-3/9 [Recreation/Dating] UID:53698 Activity:nil |
2/9 Monogamy is a form of sexual optimization
http://infoproc.blogspot.com/2010/02/new-dating-game.html
\_ http://www.overcomingbias.com/2009/07/who-cares-about-unsexy-men.html
\_ http://wwwhogivesashit.com
\_ http://tinyurl.com/y8fbn2a
What do women want? The guy that the other women want, it turns out.
\_ My gf says that this is so true and thinks her gender is sick
that way. She sometimes goes to the department store and
picks up and fawns over some hideous clothing item and she says
it's not a few minutes before some other woman rushes over to
inspect it and gets all excited over it. I'm not sure if it's
sicker that women do that or that my gf derives some sick
satisfaction from manipulating them. |
| 2010/2/8-3/9 [Recreation/Dating] UID:53696 Activity:low |
2/8 http://www.news.com.au/world/half-naked-women-protest-ukrainian-election/story-e6frfkyi-1225827641408?x=1 Ukrain women look REALLY GOOD \_ They either look good or die poor. \_ survival of the prettiest! \_ bad link: http://curiousphotos.blogspot.com/2010/02/topless-protest-by-femen-in-ukrainian.html http://www.spiegel.de/fotostrecke/photo-gallery-ukraine-s-topless-protesters-fotostrecke-67626.html http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgzoP4Emwbw http://www.economist.com/blogs/easternapproaches/2011/05/unorthodox_protest_ukraine Is it me or their breasts look a bit small? \_ lol spot the born-and-bred-and-never-been-outside of california guy. \_ damn right, California women are the best looking ones with nice breasts. In particular, Southern Cal women have the best breasts. Jackie Johnson #1, Pasadena rules!!! \_ Lisa Guerrero > Jackie Johnson. http://www.hottystop.com/lisa-guerrero/4.jpg \_ Lisa Guerrero is 20 years older than Jackie. Trot out a recent picture. \_ 14 years to be exact. Here's her Playboy cover 4 years ago at age 41: http://www.playboy.com/magazine/cover-gallery/2006/01 \_ No thanks, I don't wish to date small breasted women who try to look like teenage boys and have the temper viscious \_ Don't forget that they don't have any concept of what "sharing" means. dogs, Then again I don't find thai teen hookers attractive either. \ thats pretty much normaly. Your perceptions are skewed by looking at too much porn. \_ my wife is way bigger, how about yours? \_ What's your wife's waist size though? \_ my wife is an "A" cup \_ my girlfriend says those girls "don't really have much boobs" \_ http://curiousphotos.blogspot.com/2010/02/we-protest-bare-compilation-of-all.html |
| 2010/2/4-18 [Recreation/Dating] UID:53691 Activity:nil |
2/4 Straight porn is targetd for men. Gay porn is targeted for men. And
lesbian porn is also targeted for men. Is there porn that is targeted
for women?
\_ Yes, there is, but most women don't like it. Porn for women is
"A Room with a View", "Dirty Dancing", and "An Officer and a
Gentleman."
\_ Check out Good Vibrations.
\_ Yaoi. |
| 2010/2/1-18 [Recreation/Dating] UID:53681 Activity:low |
2/1 http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/02/01/sex.robot/index.html?hpt=T2 Why the hell would you pay for a sex doll that TALKS? People pay hookers so that they don't have to listen to bullshit. If anything, a talking sex doll should be negative $7000. \_ Why the hell would you pay for a sex doll? \_ fucking nerds can't get any real pussy \_ If the talk is very realistic and passionate, I'd take it as a positive. But I doubt that this product, being the first one in this new market segment, will be anything close. \_ You don't pay a hooker to have sex with you, you pay her to go away when you are done. \_ Then you beat her up take the money and steal another car. |
| 2010/1/27-2/8 [Recreation/Dating] UID:53666 Activity:moderate |
1/27 New Google corporate logo (NSFW):
http://www.islandcrisis.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/google-girls.gif
\_ I definately have not been searching for non-proportional
bitchy women.
\_ If you're going to try to execute such a hackneyed idea, at least
use a girl who's not ugly. -tom
\_ She looks better than many porn stars.
\_ That IS a polish porn star
\_ Really? Her name please? Thx. -- PP
\_ 'bea flora'
\_ http://i8.tinypic.com/52kogw9.jpg Good looking.
\_ http://bit.ly/cFia07
\_ ooh. the whole thing is spectacularly badly done. -tom |
| 2010/1/22-2/8 [Recreation/Dating, Health/Women] UID:53657 Activity:kinda low |
1/22 Scientific proof that prettier girls are bitchier (and I'm experienced
in getting bitch slapped so this is hardly a surprise):
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8464990.stm
\_ Runaway Bride. Treat people like shit, get special treatments.
\_ I'd be bitchy too if I was mostly starved, and worked out continually
and judge my self esteem only by the kind of man I could get that
makes the other girls The Most Jealous.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1243964/Blondes-aggressive-brunettes-attract-male-attention.html?ITO=1490
\_ Why do "scientists" often waste money doing researches to find
things that we already know? Just a couple weeks ago I heard on
radio another research which found that people are happier on
weekends than on weekdays.
\_ Because scientists get NSF funds for this that they can use for
renovating their homes. Please rewatch real genius, and look
at what Jerry is doing.
\_ Same reason they lie to get grants about Global Warming.
\_ Right, because the polar caps are melting and the sea
levels are rising for some other reason.
\_ Nice, did they teach you to chant that at hippie church?
\_ Sing up some kumbaya!
\_ Exact same reasons why you should not hire good looking and/or
charming people into your organization UNLESS your organization
has a genuine need for charming/manipulative marketing/MBA type.
Mr. Spock may be logical but he's not going to play golf with
potential clients who may bring in $$$ for your organization.
\_ Dance, Dance Testosterone Revelation:
http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,673238,00.html
\_ information is mostly theory and of little use to people
who read this article. FAIL.
who read this article. FAIL. i am autistic.
\_ Article FAIL: fails to say which UC this is (Santa Barbara),
and fails to mention odds of this winning an IgNobel.
\_ Can't they just figure this out by watching stuff like:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtK0_bCmy3M
pretty obvious pecking order repeated in any bar women frequent. |
| 2010/1/21-2/4 [Recreation/Dating] UID:53651 Activity:nil |
1/21 I have never been to the Caribbean. My gf has been to Puerto Rico
and the Dominican Republic only. We'd like to vacation there as
we'll be in Florida for another reason anyway and it's a quick
flight over. Does anyone here have recommendations for which
island to visit? Barbados? Aruba? Virgin Islands? I realize timing
is bad with the disaster in Haiti, but I can't help that.
\_ Jamaica in general: nice air, overly and eager people who
can get you ANYTHING you want (hint: you can get stuff
that would otherwise get you into trouble in the US).
Very unsanitary but you want an authentic 3rd world
country experience right?
\_ I've always had problems bringing the crates back in to the US
got any tips?
Grand Caymen: waaaay too nice and too clean, and I mean
the entire island is too nice. The Brits really made
it look more like... Great Britain than any other
place in the Carribeans, which kind of ruins that
authentic feel. The good side is you don't have to
worry much about safety or food.
Cozumel: ok maybe not Carribeans but this is a super high end
shopping and resort place. It is Mexico, but it is way
nicer than most cities in the U.S. |
| 2010/1/20-25 [Recreation/Dating] UID:53647 Activity:moderate |
1/20 SFMOMA girls, HOTT!
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/article?f=/c/a/2010/01/20/DDRV1BJRHC.DTL
\_ No.
\_ These women are pretty hot if you are old enough to date them.
\_ No. I stare at MILF's on the streets all the time, but these
are not one of them. -- PP
\_ agreed. They're hot if you're like, 90. How old are you?
\_ 39. -- PP
\_ I bet the one on the right is hotter than your g/f. Am I
right? Here is a better shot of Jessica and Sally:
http://7x7.com/sites/default/files/u31/Philanthropist016.jpg
\_ I'm sorry but you are blind, but that's fine because
people like you weed out the ugly ones for the rest
of us alpha males.
\_ I didn't know the captain of the football team had
a soda account. Welcome!
\_ here is something better:
http://curiousphotos.blogspot.com/2010/01/compilation-of-sexy-bartenders.html
\_ just goes to show you east coast girls are hotter
\_ Yeah, in this new pic they look hotter and about as hot
as my wife (who is not that hot anyway.) -- PP
\_ How old are they? If they are pushing 50 they are
more attractive than some. If they are in their
late 30s then I'd pass.
\_ old. not that pretty. big boobs though. |
| 2010/1/20-29 [Recreation/Dating] UID:53644 Activity:nil |
1/20 http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/2010/01/20/the-4-big-myths-of-profile-pictures Good profile picture = date Bad profile picture = no date It's all scientific! |
| 2009/12/9-2010/1/13 [Recreation/Dating] UID:53587 Activity:nil |
12/8 http://curiousphotos.blogspot.com/2009/12/body-painted-women-soccer-players-nsfw.html Body painted women. May not be SFW if you look at it closely. I'm surprised that they're all pretty small cupped women. \_ must be annoying for big boobed women to play a sport w/o a bra. \_ in sports in general, having big boob is a big liability \_ My gf is a dancer with a C-cup bust and she hates it. She said she used to curse her luck when she was younger. She's more satisfied with them now, but I think she'd prefer them smaller. I think fashion models feel the same way (flatter=better). I, of course, have no issues with them. \_ outfits have reversed themselves since the 60's and 80's they're being geared for B or almost B's now, with alot of halter/a frame styles en vogue. \_ http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_IUYlNU10BMY/Slc8GV1yR9I/AAAAAAAAXd0/4cDRmhcxE5A/s1600/painted-woman-02.jpg (therm optic camo effect). |
| 2009/12/8-2010/1/13 [Recreation/Dating] UID:53583 Activity:kinda low |
12/8 <DEAD>retirementplans.vanguard.com/VGApp/pe/pubnews/TightwadsSpendthrifts.jsf<DEAD> Spendthrifts and tightwads marry each other \_ in general white guys are spendthrifts ande white girls are even bigger spendthrifts. don't marry white if you want to save. \_ Don't marry Asian if you want to have a life. \_ They make pretty decent mistresses tho. They'll pretty much do anything. \_ Is this really true? \_ ha ha ha ha h aha there's so much truth to this. I guess grass is really greener on the other side. BTW I'm the guy who always brings lunch from home and microwave ethnic food to save money. By the way, at what point do you tell your family members that you've sent home as much money as you want to? -bored & married Asian, no debt \_ Yeah, I am always having to fight with my Asian wife to convince her to do things like go on vacation, but when I really put my foot down, she goes. I have an allowance so that I can buy things like football tickets and fine wines, or we would fight all the time. The upside is that we have lots of money in our bank account! -white guy \_ I hope you realize that very likely, none of your money will be spent on a dream vacation home, Porsche, or that world cruise you've been dreaming about. Traditional Asians put all of their money into their kids, be it education, golf lessons, dental school, down-payment for their kids' home, so on and so forth. Being Asian is to sacrafice oneself for posterity. Being Asian is to suffer now, and not enjoy later. -miserable \_ You forgot about taking care of the old parents and buying them a home near you so they can "visit." \_ Agreed, and this includes not only money, but also time. \_ We are going to an all incluve resort in Cabo next week! \_ Update. She made the vacation misable by constantly \_ Update. She made the vacation miseraable by constantly \_ Update. She made the vacation miserable by constantly complaining about everything and arguing with everyone on the trip. She did drop the hint that next time we should go someplace that is more educational for the kids. So next time I am going to try and get her to agree to a vacation in Paris so "the kids can see the Louvre." Wish me luck! \_ What does she have against Mexicans? FYI Cabo is very nice and seriously, it's not *real* Mexico. \_ How long have you been married? I'm guessing "too long." Welcome to the club. -over 15 years, no more sex \_ When did the sex stop? The day after the wedding? Seriously, though, at what point? \_ Dating 10 years, married 6. -2 kids, still sex \_ Married 13 years, sex great, working on kid 1. \_ WTF? Are you like, sterile? \_ Some of us chose not to have kids early in life like our Mormon friends do. |
| 2009/12/4-26 [Recreation/Dating] UID:53567 Activity:nil |
12/4 Sun-Maid girl getting "some implants"
http://www.csua.org/u/png (finance.yahoo.com)
\_ Dude, that is so awesome. I'm so horny now. -virgin sodan
\_ You're horny because of the girl, or the grapes? (See comments
by Kivrin at http://jezebel.com/5416403/truth-in-advertising |
| 2009/12/2-9 [Recreation/Dating] UID:53558 Activity:nil |
12/2 Porn is OK! An average man spends 20-40min a week on porn:
http://news.cnet.com/8301-27083_3-10407102-247.html
\_ I spend more than that much time in one day.
\_ Thus balancing out those Mormons in their Holy Underwear. |
| 2009/11/30-12/8 [Recreation/Dating] UID:53551 Activity:kinda low |
11/30 Tiger likes them white.
\_ You misspelled "white-hot crazy."
\_ What is crazy about being mad that your spouse is cheating on
you?
\_ http://images.google.com/images?client=safari&rls=en&q=tiger+woods+wife
With a woman like that, who doesn't like them white? HOT HOT HOT
\_ So does OJ.
\_ Tiger's Prenup: http://www.csua.org/u/pn2 (http://www.thedailybeast.com
Not the ordinary "If you divorce me you get nothing" kind of prenup. |
| 2009/11/20-30 [Recreation/Dating, Health/Women] UID:53536 Activity:low |
11/19 Retro women in the office look better than modern women:
http://curiousphotos.blogspot.com/2009/11/retro-office-girls-35-pics.html
\_ Not all of them look better than modern women, but you can sure hit
on all of them without risking your job or facing lawsuits, unless
your boss also happens to be hitting on the same ones.
\_ not to mention it's perfectly legal in those days to hire only hot
stewardesses vs. the gays and cougars you see on United and Southwest
today. So in another word, life is better today.
\_ not to mention it's perfectly legal in those days to hire only hot\
stewardesses vs. the gays and cougars you see on United and
Southwest today. So in another word, life is better today.
\_ not to mention it's perfectly legal in those days to
hire only hot stewardesses vs. the gays and cougars you
see on United and Southwest today. So in another word,
life is better today.
\_ you're an idiot.
\_ Fashion was better when women wore dresses and skirts with heels
and hose. Young girls these days wear pants and shorts with
flipflops or sandals.
\_ fashion was better when it was okay for bosses to tell women
to put on more makeup. today comments like that will be
subject to sexual harrasement lawsuits.
\_ you're an idiot. |
| 2009/11/14-30 [Recreation/Dating] UID:53526 Activity:nil |
11/12 White woman look great at 41
http://www.vanityfair.com/style/features/2009/12/seymour-200912
\_ racist!!!
\_ She is probably air brushed and botoxed. But yeah, she looks great.
\_ I am curious if you have photos of good-looking blacks, Asians,
and Latinas at age 41. We know J-Lo and Halle Berry look good.
Is there an Asian equivalent? What about East Indian? |
| 2009/11/13-30 [Recreation/Dating] UID:53522 Activity:nil |
11/11 Now I understand why Randy the Brian Harvey kiss ass
moves her eyes back and forth so much:
http://www.boingboing.net/2009/11/11/eye-exercise-may-boo.html
\_ Randy? Randy who? Do you mean Brandy?
\_ also its been 15 years. time to let go. she's moved
on
\_ Yes Brandy, the girl who sits in front and kiss BH's ass.
Who cares about 15 years, once a target, always a target.
\_ URL? Is she hot?
\_ Brandy
You're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life, my love and my lady
Is the C |
| 2009/11/13-30 [Recreation/Dating, Health/Women] UID:53520 Activity:nil |
11/12 Ok you super bored uber-geeks with no life. Here:
http://curiousphotos.blogspot.com/2009/11/body-painted-models-nsfw.html
Beautiful body paint, ok women. May not be SFW.
http://curiousphotos.blogspot.com/2009/11/60-most-sexy-sports-costumes.html
Beautiful women, no body paint. Safe for work.
\_ The guy on the chair has nice boobs:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_h937HNtz6ek/SvqEd4PfviI/AAAAAAAADXE/AsPeVt3DzvM/s1600-h/girls-sports-wear-sexy-03.jpg
\_ what the f***???!?!? |
| 2009/11/5-19 [Recreation/Dating] UID:53508 Activity:nil |
10/4 I would like to share with you all a msg I got today from the 19 year
old:
> i was just talking to my friend about saying we dont party hard
> we party easy
> im easy im a party slut
How do I follow up? oktnx.
\_ Wasn't she 19 last year? Wouldn't that make her 20 now ?
what is deal
\_ Why aren't you already hitting this? Are you married?
\_ you can't hit a mirage
\_ I have been hit on like this before, so it does happen. |
| 2009/11/4-17 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Foreign/Asia/China] UID:53500 Activity:nil |
11/2 Guangdong of China installs big breasts. Did the State pay for it?
IMHO there should be a Separation of Breast and State:
http://www.ananova.com/News/story/sm_3539376.html
\_ Is this real? Is http://ananova.com like The Onion?
\_ Appears to be. http://starcasm.net/archives/20941
\_ Appears to be real. http://starcasm.net/archives/20941
\_ "The fact that this is happening on the other side of
the globe in a culture as distantly removed from our
own as possible only confirms my theory: Boobs are
awesome!" |
| 2009/10/27-11/3 [Recreation/Dating, Health/Eyes] UID:53473 Activity:nil |
10/28 I am a perfect man and I am never wrong. I tried to read the following
color blindness test and I cannot read it even though people around
me claim that they can read it. I think this is impossible because
I am a perfect person and I don't have color blindness and I find
it impossible that people can read it. How does it work? How much
time did you guys spend to "get it"? This is an impossible test.
I call it shenanaigans.
http://www.archimedes-lab.org/images8/reverse_ishihara.gif
\_ My color blind friend couldn't read it. He got mad at me when I
accused him of faking being color blind. Maybe you need to be a
certain kind of color blind.
\_ I see big and small circles of different colors. What am I supposed
to read?
\_ I see a n3kk3d gurl, you don't?
\_ Damn, http://www.archimedes-lab.org/colorblindnesstest.html
actually says only color blind people can read it. No wonder
I can't. But what's strange is that even after I convert it
to B&W by using "Desaturate" in Photostop, I still can't read
to B&W by using "Desaturate" in Photoshop, I still can't read
it. -- PP
\_ Color blindness doesn't work that way. It's more like
color blind people cannot distinguish between two different
specific hues.
\_ 30? A trick question? Oh I can see it with my glasses off and
halway across the room from the monitor. Pretty funny.
\_ Somewhere back in the 90s, a pretty well known guy in networking
got his kid a summer job with LBL network operations. Part of
his job was making custom ethernet cables and such ... but
for some reason, the cables he made never seemed to work ...
which was awkward because his supervisor didnt want to tell
the dad that his was incompetent at cable punching. Eventually
they discovered he was colorblind and couldnt read the colored
wiring map or see the wires correctly, so nothing was connected
correctly.
\_ the kid says the whole thing is shinanigan because his
girlfriend can't do the job either. Since he and his
girlfriend are perfectly normal people, it's impossible,
or at best improbable. he calls it shinanigans! |
| 2009/9/28-10/8 [Recreation/Dating] UID:53408 Activity:nil |
9/27 Snakes and boobs. May not be SFW:
http://curiousphotos.blogspot.com/2009/09/snake-and-girls-33-pics.html
\_ Reminds me of tentacle porn.
\_ This is SAFE FOR WORK and gives you a history of cabaret
dance costumes:
http://curiousphotos.blogspot.com/2009/09/different-cabaret-dance-costumes.html |
| 2009/9/28-10/8 [Recreation/Dating, Computer/Companies/Google] UID:53405 Activity:nil |
9/27 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG9vYZmoqmg Date an Asian (if you hated Coder Girl, don't waste your time) \_ no comment usually means "blah" \_ Perhaps not safe for work (uses the f-bomb) |
| 2009/9/23-10/8 [Recreation/Dating, Health/Women] UID:53394 Activity:nil |
9/23 Stokked about Allison Stokke?
http://curiousphotos.blogspot.com/2009/09/allison-stokke-pictures-36-pics.html
\_ She will be chubby in five years, like most white girls.
\_ she looks Italian, and they're not real white in the
sense of pure Anglo white.
\_ Better than a dragon lady like most Asian women over 50.
I think African-American women age best.
\_ you're all idiots. |
| 2009/9/23-10/5 [Recreation/Dating] UID:53393 Activity:nil |
9/23 "Mackenzie Phillips: I slept with my own father"
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32976391
Why would John Phillips fall for someone like Mackenzie, especially
that she was his daughter? She's not nearly as hot as his second wife
Michelle Phillips: http://www.imdb.com/media/rm127834112/nm0680512
I guess one (much) lowers his standard when he is desperate.
\_ you're an idiot.
\_ No he's not. Michelle Phillips was HOT HOT HOT 30 years ago
\_ that's not why he's an idiot.
\_ She reminds me of McKensie Morrison. Similar first name, both
sleeping illegitimately with older married guy |
| 2009/9/18-24 [Recreation/Dating] UID:53376 Activity:high |
9/18 Tonight I think I finally can consider myself middle-aged. I'm in
my 30s and I am on travel for business without the wife. She is
probably in the top 10% of women her age in terms of looks and I
am not bad, but probably not as good-looking as she is. I went to
a dance club tonight for the first time in a long time and had the
following experience/revelations:
1) Holy shit are 21 year old women hot! Like I said, my wife is
actually very attractive, but there are some things that can
only come with youth. I'm not ready to throw my wife to the
curb, but every single girl was thin, wearing something short
and revealing, and looked good in it! Even the guys were all
thin. Not a single potbelly in the bunch. Not quite like being
at work among aging engineers. What a revelation. Makes me want
to hit the gym.
2) I am still cool enough that I found this club within a few
months of its opening. Cooler still, the bouncers sized me up
and let me through without a cover. I was afraid they'd look at
the old guy and give me a hard time. Cool doesn't have an age.
3) I am now the old guy on the dance floor who hits on all the
young girls. Okay, I didn't hit on anyone. However, I am that
guy. How do I know this? Even though a lot of girls seemed to
have fun dancing with me (and one - I would say the hottest in
the club - a blonde wearing red short shorts with fishnets -
sought me out several times and offered me her business card) I
officially passed into middle age when this young Mexican kid
tapped me on the shoulder and, graciously, offered to teach me
how to dance. He was showing me the steps. One, I was too drunk
to follow. Two, I didn't need his help. I am not a great
dancer, but I saw other guys dancing and I did no worse. At
least I was out there with the asses of young women grinding
against me. I'd say 7 of 10 young guys just stood and watched.
Still, it was sobering.
4) MOST WOMEN CANNOT DANCE. They are half-naked and shake their
asses, which guys like, but if you actually watch them they
have no idea how to move. I only saw ONE woman who could
actually dance and was probably a dancer. Guys get a rap as
being bad dancers, but the reality is that women are held to a
lower standard because they go out there together and have fun
and look sexy doing it. However, those women would look sexy
taking a dump. They can't dance. Swaying on their heels and
squealing while shaking their asses is not dancing.
\_ I had a co-worker who kept telling me how much he loved his wife
and kids. But he spends 1/2 of the time at night and on weekends
playing World of Warcraft. If you can't see any parallel between
you and this co-worker, I suggest you look into the mirror more.
For your own good, I hope you get past the denial stage.
\_ If I spent 1/2 of my time out at bars and clubs w/o my wife
maybe you'd have a point.
\_ temptation is a good starting point.
\_ You're pathetic. Very soon you'll be wondering how you wasted
your time working for somebody else and have an early mid-life
crises.
\_ And you are above it all because why?
\_ It's simple-- because I'm not you.
\_ That's a lot of words to convey the concept of "I'm a loser."
\_ All you have to do is post to the MOTD to prove that.
\_ do your experiences make you wish you had been more charitable
to people in your situation long ago when you were 21?
\_ Who says I wasn't?
\_ this whole exchange is very entertaining!
\_ not really. I just hope I don't turn into the op. What
a fucking loser.
\_ I know, isn't that awesome? It's that crawly feeling;
it's psychological horror! Hard to write intentionally
btw. Learn to savor all experiences! -brain
\_ I'm sure you are just so cool, like most CS geeks on soda.
I have a nice life. I don't consider myself a loser. A
loser would be being 50 and single and still trying to
pick up chicks half my age and existing on a steady diet
of Internet porn and strip clubs. How old are you?
\_ l.o.s.e.r.
\_ You are as old as you think you are, so if you think you are middle
aged join the club. When I was in the mid-30s I was going to Burning
Man and dating 21 year olds, but if I can see how a wife, mortgage
and kids can make you feel old. I have all those things and am in
my mid-40's and definitely feel middle aged. You should take care
of yourself now, so you don't turn into a fat out of shape bastard.
It is easier if you start now, rather than after you already have
a gut. Going to clubs and getting drunk in a strange city can be
kind of dangerous, especially if you are still young enough for
the hotties to hit on you, but you probably already know that.
\_ very positive advice for motd. You must be new!!
\_ Almost 20 years now. Wow, hard to imagine.
\_ I've had a mortgage since I was 28 and a wife since even before
then so I haven't been doing a lot of that nightclub/bar scene
stuff for a long time except occasionally when the wife and I go
out and you know how that dynamic can be. If I even look at a
girl my wife gets mad. It was nice to go out and have fun and
check out some hotties like I used to. I'm married, not dead.
Sounds like you just settled down later but ended up in the same
place. Most normal people do. I don't regret my choices. I
have single friends (some never married and some divorced) and
they seem miserable.
\_ I am kind of curious, did you wear your wedding ring to the
club?
\_ No. I didn't even bring it. I don't wear it. I dislike
jewelry of any kind, even watches. I will wear it (and
a watch and maybe cufflinks) to formal events only. I only
have one because it's a tradition.
\_ the pp asked a yes/no question, not some long winded sorry
ass justification on why you don't wear rings. -not pp
\_ Yeah, but at least he didn't take it off before
he went dancing. I wear my wedding ring and I always
wonder how women would react differently to me if I
took it off, but I (wisely, I think) always leave it
on. Especially if I am going to be out drinking with
the guys.
\_ If you have a wife and kids and marriage you'd like to keep around,
you do not belong on the dance floor. get with the program.
\_ exactly. the op is a total loser and fails to see why, which
makes him an even bigger uber loser. P.S. he sounds like he
isn't getting enough. how pathetic.
\_ I don't think he is a loser for anything he has done, except
maybe the posting to the motd part. And it sparked the most
interesting discussion in months, so that is cool.
\_ Sorry, but I can't agree with this. My wife is actually
a dancer and dances with other men all the time in
performances and at her dance classes. Sometimes they
get sleazy and she has to put them in line. However, dancing
is fun. I can't forbid her from dancing nor do I think it's
wrong. How puritanical. If you think that because you are
married you can't dance with other partners then you are
living under a rock. I didn't go home with anyone or even put
my hands where they didn't belong. My wife isn't going to
leave me because I went dancing. In fact, I told her where I
was headed (via phone) before I went so that someone would
know. Would she get pissed if she knew all the details? Maybe.
She gets jealous. She doesn't tell me about all the guys
who hit on her when she's out with her friends either
(which I know happens because I had to go down to a
lounge and put some guy in line once when she called me
to come get her) for good reason. Some details are best
not shared. That doesn't mean it's wrong. She won't and
shouldn't share a play-by-play with me about sex with her
ex-boyfriends for the same reasons and that's in the past.
\_ why do you invite the judgement of soda? It's just confusing.
\- this post is like the Kalliste Apple
\_ Entertainment and, to some extent, to pass along a real life
experience. People don't tend to talk about this shit except
with a close circle of their (probably like-minded) friends.
It's fun to exchange experiences. Judgements from guys posting
to MOTD don't concern me too much.
\_ Why of course, you have no friends, like most of the
luzers on CSUA.
\_ He is just bragging.
\_ interesting. I think most of the MOTD posters have lives
made intentionally dull by their severe judgementalism.
We used to have all kinds of zany people on wall/motd but as
they got more freaky / experimental, they all got sick
of this provincialism and abandoned soda... |
| 2009/9/9-15 [Recreation/Dating, Politics] UID:53352 Activity:kinda low |
9/9 Dear poster with a cat who got screwed by a
selfish military-woman:
http://csua.com/?entry=53255
http://csua.com/?entry=53212
What's going on? Are you in good terms with that
military-woman? Or have you severed your relationship
with her? What is she like in real person? What is her
nephew like? Did she marry a blue-collar worker?
\_ Why do you want to know all of this?
\_ I want to know how you deal with scumbags. I know a bunch of
scumbag "friends" and I need to deal with them myself. Also
we gave you advice. Don't you feel the least bit kind enough
to share your knowledge? |
| 2009/9/9-15 [Recreation/Dating] UID:53351 Activity:kinda low |
9/9 You guys have a story of a female friend or co-worker you
enjoy working with but married a completely dickhead?
Would you like to share your story? I'll go after everyone
goes.
\_ He's constantly grabbing her breasts and even the breasts of other
guys. It's just weird.
\_ he goes both ways?
\_ at their wedding I was amazed by his moist, limp handshake.
she was always a smart, headstrong girl, with a tendency to hook
up with douchey, wimpy guys. His nervous smile always made me want
to hit him in the face, and as an engineering manager I'm ordinarily
pretty tolerant of people with social anxiety.
Later she caught him going on trips to Germany with one of his
students. I was sure they were finally going to get a divorce.
But, they patched things up. Oh good. |
| 2009/9/8-15 [Recreation/Dating] UID:53344 Activity:high |
9/8 I am looking for a job. Any suggestions where to apply? I'm completing
an internship at Facebook. Resume available upon request. --toulouse
\_ Learn to indent. Tab = 4 spaces.
Zuckerberg is an asshole. Good luck.
\_ Speak for yourself. http://soda.berkeley.edu/~toulouse/screen.png
less displays tabs as 8 characters.
\_ No dumbass. Tab SHOULD be 8 spaces. Has been since 1970. Thanks
to Microfuckingsoft, 4 spaces became more popular.
\_ My suggestion is Twitter, if you want to work hard, learn a lot
and possibly strike it rich. You can also ask me about jobs at
CBS Interactive (CNET), I like it here and you might, too.
Are you programmer or sysadmin? -ausman
\_ Programmer, but amateur sysadmin on my own time. I'll be applying
to twitter of course, but I would like to know about CBSi. Thanks.
\_ Are you good academically? I suspect you're asking here because
it's not so hot. If so, I suggest you move out of Northern Cal.
There will be a lot less competition, and a lot greater needs
for talented University Grad person such as you. Places like
Los Angeles are full of cal state-certified IT consultants.
You can be a big star there, plus there are actually women
there that you can actually date. Small pond, big fish. That's
where you want to be at yesss?
\_ No. I'm asking because my family is bankrupt. Jesus. --toulouse
\_ If you can't find a date in the SF Bay Area then you will
*really* have a problem in the LA area, where women tend
more to have a sense of entitlement and inflated sense of
self-worth. I had a lot more dates in the Bay Area and found
the women to be more genuine and friendly. Women in LA are
more attractive, but good luck finding one to date you
unless you are very rich or very handsome. If you have an
edge (in a band that books gigs and have lots of tattoos or
similar) you *might* have a shot at Sunset Strip skanks as
long as you don't mind they are banging other guys at the
same time. Part of an actual conversation at an LA bar:
Her: "What do you do for a living?"
Me: "I'm an engineer."
Her: "Do you think I should be impressed with that?
It seems everyone's an engineer."
\_ There are lots of cute women in LA that are pretty normal
and humble, but you won't find them on the Westside.
\_ That's for sure, but if you look anywhere else you
are probably going to be dating a single mom. I've
noticed a lot of beautiful women in LA are still
single into their 40s and it's because they are
high-maintenance and shallow and men use them and dump
them when they reach Four Oh. They complain they can't
find any good men, but the number one thing on their
mind is money and number two is looks. That's probably
true of women everywhere, but in LA it's so overt and
women never give up hope of landing their own George
Clooney until they reach 50. If you want to date
cougars it might be a good place.
\_ Stop trying to date beautiful high-maintenance women,
just go for the normal ones. Admittedly, they are bit
harder to find in LA, but they exist.
\_ So I should date hard-to-find women who are less
attractive. Doesn't that prove my point about LA
versus SF?
\_ Perhaps, but you have no idea how tough the
dating situation is for single guys in Silicon
Valley. It is much worse than anyplace in LA.
When did you date in the Bay Area? When you were
in college?
\_ Move north a bit. Dating in SF isn't hard.
\_ Sure. But it is not hard in The San Fernando
Valley either.
\_ Yes. Valley Girls don't have a reputation
for being snobby princesses. LOL. I've
found a lot of very pretty Latina
girls date beneath them, but sadly
it is because they aren't too bright.
There was one girl I knew who I swear to
God looked like Cindy Crawford. She
worked at a spa and all the women envied
her and the men lusted for her. She got
knocked up by some lowlife Mexican guy
who didn't even marry her. She could
have had any guy she wanted.
\_ Do you actually know anyone from the
San Fernando Valley?
\_ Yes. Encino. Sherman Oaks.
Studio City. Woodland Hills. You?
\_ Actually, I do a lot of travel to the Bay
Area. I find it easy to approach women there.
I guess you are referring to the terrible
ratio of men to women in Silicon Valley. That
definitely hurts. However, last time I was in
San Jose I met two different women at
Santana Row of all places and I wasn't even
trying to pick anyone up. However, one
thing that may have worked for me was that
I said I was from LA and that instantly
made me more 'exotic'. I also met a really
gorgeous out-of-my-league woman at a jazz
club in SF the trip before who I went out
with every night of my trip and who would've
told me to buzz off in LA. Trip before
that I met this flapper girl at a Halloween
party in Monterey. There are some women in
LA who don't have their heads up their asses.
However, in general, I think women almost
anywhere else are more approachable than those
in LA. Only NYC rivals LA in terms of the
number of stuck-up and unfriendly women, in my
experience. I found the Pacific Northwest
to have a lot of really pretty girls who
are friendly and want to talk to you even
if you aren't a gazillionaire male model.
\_ I said I was looking for jobs, not blowjobs.
\_ A blowjob might improive your confidence.
\_ A blowjob might improve your confidence.
Certainly jobs and blowjobs are
intimately connected. |
| 2009/9/4-12 [Recreation/Dating] UID:53333 Activity:nil |
9/4 Man, this economist article on sex-offenders uses some interesting
graphics.
http://www.economist.com/displaystory.cfm?story_id=14164614
\_ I only get the first one (woman's body shape). I don't
get the rest. I must be stupid, or just sexually innert.
\_ The second one is a woman's body as well and the third is
a hand holding a briefcase.
\_ I saw the frist one as gotse, the second as a guy going down on a
lady.
\_ I'm the opposite. I got that the second one is a man inside a
woman, but I missed the woman shape in the first one (I only saw
the bent jail bars.) |
| 2009/9/3-12 [Recreation/Dating, Health/Women] UID:53327 Activity:nil |
9/3 Given that rape porn of innocent-looking girls are so popular in
Japan, why are there so few rape crimes there? Unlike here, it's
common for real-world women there to walk around at night alone
without fear.
\_ too much work.
\_ Isn't fiction an outlet for the people who don't want to/are afraid
to act our their desires? I am not suprised that there isn't a
high correlation between rape porn and rape crime (or perhaps even
an inverse correlation exists if your assumption is right). I
think its demonstrates more how broken their societal expectations
are (and why they are having a popultion shrinking crisis). -mrauser
\_ This is the same Japan that has to have women's only subway trains
so women can be safe from getting groped?
\_ the rapes aren't reported. and the women don't wander around
at night as much as US women.
\_ Because there are fewer immigrants -jblack |
| 2009/8/20-9/1 [Recreation/Dating] UID:53295 Activity:kinda low |
8/20 What the hell is going with all the good looking people getting
killed in Los Angeles?
\_ Same thing that's happening in Miami
\_ what do you mean?
\_ If you have to ask, you don't know.
\_ Not sure what you are talking about, but when you have a lot of
good-looking people then the odds of a victim being
good-looking are higher.
\_ I think Silicon Valley has a lot of good looking people.
\_ So that means everyone in LA is good looking and thus
any deaths in LA are naturally of good looking people, QED.
\_ but not all of them fit in a suitcase.
\_ Can't really agree with you there. I've been out at bars
and clubs in the South Bay and it is grim. For one thing,
the ratio of men to women is like 4:1.
\_ I love men. I guess you don't. -pp
\_ Scott Peterson did a better job.
\_ well who knew, honestly?! I mean what, we have to cut the
boobs off now too?! The hitman union is going to hear about
this, believe me! |
| 2009/8/18-9/1 [Recreation/Dating] UID:53282 Activity:nil |
8/18 A friend of a friend wants to go to therapy/counseling, but needs
someone who understands how engineers think. Any recommendations? -abe
\_ Wow, that is so... self-centric. I suggest your friend/engineer
read self-help books for people who have Asperger Syndrome.
\_ hilarious! Does he realize that thinking like an engineer may not
be "optimal" ? :D
\_ Seconded. Does your friend's friend also think he/she is smarter
than everyone else? Please read Asperger self-help books. Seriously.
\- These suggestions seem bizarre to me. I think that's a quite
reasonable question ... or rather "input variable".
Where did the Asperger's stuff come from? |
| 2009/8/2-11 [Recreation/Dating] UID:53228 Activity:moderate |
8/1 If you could be in any era (20s, 50s, 60s, 70s), which one would
you want to be in and why?
\_ 20s. I want to have sex with a lot of flappers.
\_ 60's lots of good drugs and free love.
\_ you mean the 20s:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diary_of_a_drug_fiend
\_ in the 30's people had some direction... "out of starvation"
\_ 50s. we knew how to treat the soviets in the 50s.
\_ hear, hear.
\_ 1650s. Asia wasn't full of 3rd world countries then.
\_ 1200s. Asians almost conquered the whole Europe.
\_ This is a joke right? 1960s, hands down. I'll do anything to get
laid. The only sex I've ever had is with my monitor. -soda geek
\_ Nice troll but if you were really a geek desperate to be laid
you'd say 1994-1998 at height of Dot Com 1.0.
\_ Hot chicks railing E offa yer glowing palm pilot as you
stuck it in their ass. Wooo!
\_ Or a self-propelling cell phone:
http://www.ftvmovies.com/mgall627/stiffanieprtty.html
\_ Been there, done that, have the t-shirt. |
| 2009/7/21 [Recreation/Dating] UID:53177 Activity:nil |
7/21 Someone please post pictures of amazing looking skanks. I'm bored and
I need to get laid virtually. |
| 2009/7/17-24 [Recreation/Dating] UID:53155 Activity:high |
7/17 http://lupoleboucher.livejournal.com/100219.html "How to spot a woman of low character" \_ Ok that girl in Tramp Stamp is (*@&#($*@(#$*& HOT HOT HOT I don't care if she is of low character. HOT HOT HOT. \_ Trashy Coutur 4tw. \_ This is mostly stupid and misognynistic, by a guy who admits he will never marry. There is a thread of wisdom in here, but it is lost in the general hatred of women. \_ it is the Wisdom of a Berkeley PHD. \_ technically paolo its the wisdom of a UC Davis phd. I'm not \_ technically its the wisdom of a UC Davis phd. I'm not really sure what the point of all that was. \_ Wow, misogny is so edgy and cool! \_ Interesting. I think some of his characterizations are dead wrong and others 100% correct, but I don't sense misogyny here. There is some maybe in the comments, but not the original article. For instance, the present of tattoos (or not) is not misogynistic. I think it's a good way to spot men of low character, too. \_ If you don't sense misogyny you misogyny detector is seriously broken. This isn't even an edge case dude. \_ So is she hot or not? http://www.io.com/~ix/ljpix/sluts/tramp_stamp.jpg She's (@&#(@$# AMAZINGLY HOT. \_ what is it you like, the bleached hair, the fake tits, or the sluttiness? \_ 1) hair-- not proven 2) maybe they're fake, who cares 3) oh yeah, I love that. I don't know any hetero who does not like that. 3) oh yeah, I love that. I don't know any hetero who does not like that. \_ 1) Look at the eyebrows, 2) sane people, 3) speak for yourself. \_ I'll still take this skank over any EECS girl in Soda \_ For a one night stand, hell yes. For a relationship, not really. My brother has a lot of tattoos and piercings and for a while he lived with me. During that time he brought home or dated all manner of women of questionable character. They were pleasant to look at, but they had issues and were all kinds of crazy. I would pass on that drama. Fake tits, tattoos, and overly slutty dress are all big warning flags. \_ I see, interesting. Tell us about the drama! Do you have pictures of these sluts? \_ Do you like being texted 500 times in an 8 hour period? Girls threatening to kill themselves and making you rush to their place to make sure they didn't do it even though the relationship is "over"? Girls smashing your car windshield? Openly gathering phone numbers from men at the bar where you both arrived together? Taking \_ I know a brunette like this. their tops off in public (this sounds nice in theory but it can be rather embarrassing). Stealing money and \_ this actually sounds REALLY REALLY COOL. Then again I never had the pleasure... electronics from you while you are in the shower after a shag? Just lots of stupid shit. I was envious when he brought them home (once there were two Hooters waitresses who came out of his room with only towels on) but I was \_ HELL YEAH I'M JEALOUS OF YOUR BROTHER. (*&@#($*#@ stud!!! How do I become more like him? PS. you sound more like a loser who can't seem to get any. \_ That's because I don't date women of low character, but then I don't have to deal with the hassles either. If you want to date such women look for tattoos, fake tits, slutty dress like high platform shoes and tops with no bra. They'll be into you if you drink a lot, buy them drugs, do exciting activities like dirt bike, and look the other way when they hook up with their ex-bf after a night of drinking. You can look forward to hot sex, drama, diseases like hepatitis and/or mononucleosis, and possibly an occasional night in jail. Those women seem to love bad boys who are sweet at times (like when her puppy is sick) and at other times tell them their tits are too small when they have a 34Ds. have 34Ds. \_ I'd love to try women of low character but they have no interests in nerdy overweight sysadm like me. P.S. sluts make me horny -op mostly glad when they left and he would be the first to say he is sick of that shit and wants to find a nice girl to marry and have kids with. I hope he does. She probably won't have fake tits or tattoos. \_ dude's a loon. His premise in his first paragraph is that "We live in such a degenerate time that being a prostitute is seen as an "empowering" thing for women" ... which is true for only a tiny fraction of SF liberals. He needs to move out of berkeley. Or maybe not; I think a lot of zany people like living in berkeley because it gives them license to rail against something they disagree with. |
| 2009/7/16-24 [Recreation/Dating, Health/Women] UID:53145 Activity:high |
7/15 Quasi Science Question:
Anyone have a theory on why there seem to be a high concentration
of super hot chicks in the middle of nowhere, america?
\_ there isn't actually. Your premise is flawed. I've seen tons
of fat, poorly-aging people in the midwest. Take a trip to Orlando
where all the tourists go if you want to see a sampling of "real
America" and what its people look like.
\_ think OP means "young"
\_ I wouldn't call Orlando "middle of nowhere, america." They have
their own professional sports franchise.
\_ the tourists in Orlando are not from Orlando! That's how
"tourists" work you see. They are on vacation. From
somewhere else. And the ones from the middle of nowhere
go somewhere shitty and commercial, like Orlando, or Vegas.
\_ If you want to be scared, go to Sizzler in Milwaukee. -tom
\_ why don't you just leave CA if you hate it here so much. Leave,
traitor!
\_ you've never been to yreka or places like that huh.
\_ Because many guys rushed to the Silicon valley to jump into the
high-tech bubble?
\_ Women in the middle of nowhere have to rely on their looks more
because they are not career-oriented, so their "survival"
depends a lot more on finding a guy who will marry them.
\_ Don't know if this is true, but it's a pretty good theory. -- !OP
\_ this happens in Cities too, look at all the marketing chicks
swarm to gyms. Attractiveness sells.
\_ Don't know if this is true, but it's a very good theory. -- !OP
\_ this is the best theory i've heard so far. thanks! -OP
\_ seconded on the theory. Also they tend to produce more
babies, or higher quality babies.
\_ What makes them higher quality?
\_ They grow up to be super hot chicks too?
\_ they produce really attractive beings for
further reproduction. they're also more pure, genetically
and healthier because they don't have as much pollutants
as the people in San Francisco. They're also taller,
whiter, blonder, and more attractive in general.
\_ You should just advocate Eugenics.
\_ I would except it hasn't been in vogue since 1944
\_ This is what I mean by superior genes:
http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim//2009/07/14/gizmondoBoothbabes_540x405.jpg
\_ And bustier?
\_ Those assets are not genetic.
\_ Bet this photo was taken on the coasts. Those
girls are not from Texas either.
\_ I would bet that the photo was taken in
Scandinavia as the file is named
"gizmondoboothbabes"
\_ gizmondo is in Sweden?
\_ Is this a coded way to talk about race?
\_ No, I think this is a coded way to talk about red states vs.
blue states. Or more specifically, rural vs. urban.
blue states. Or more precisely, rural vs. urban.
\_ counties, not states. Drive around CA !Frisco !LA.
\_ You're taking the terms too literally. And I also wrote
"more precisely..."
\_ Do you seriously think that women are hotter in
Bakersfield than LA? Have you lost your mind???
\_ actually, on the average, yes. Or look at the
the ones in nowhere, AZ, or nowhere TX. Not
talking about individual cases here, but the
aggregate average over pop.
\_ Rich people, in general, are better looking than
poor people. It is left as an excercise for the
reader to figure out why. Places with lots of
poor people, like Bakersfield, are not full of
of good looking people.
\_ You will find more attractive women in poor
Louisiana or Texas than in rich San Jose.
\_ There are a lot of attractive men in Little
India, Sunnyvale. What you say to that?
\_ I am guessing those men moved there
from somewhere else.
\_ Women in those places, like Texas, tend to care more about how
they look and dress. Along the East coast and mid-Atlantic
you have overachieving women who act like men and wear no makeup.
On the West coast women are more casual in their dress and
appearance. Only in-between do women dress and act like men
expect women to (in a stereotypical way). Women in the South and
Texas won't even leave the house without doing their hair.
\_ At least if you live somewhere that gets really hot and humid
in the summer, the sun dresses come out. In the bay area,
everyone wears the same thing every day all year
\_ Yeah, I lived in The South for three years. The women there
all dress like high class hookers.
\_ You say this like it's a bad thing. |
| 2009/7/16-24 [Recreation/Dating] UID:53144 Activity:moderate |
7/15 Anyone else think Twitter is incredibly stupid and that people over
age 40 who use it, Facebook, and who text message incessantly (versus
a, I dunno, phone call - hate calling someone and getting a text
back) are trying to recapture lost youth and seem hip in some way?
My sister-in-law does all of the above, even going so far as to
text her kid while she is away. I asked if she has called. She
hasn't, but "R U OK?" is considered checking in with your kid? I
would be offended if my mom did that. These things have their
place, but should not supplant traditional interaction in person
or, if need be, telephone. 1000 Facebook friends and yet no one
will fly out to visit. What kind of friends are those? People are
losing sight of what makes a relationship. Twittering that you
just got your favorite candy is, absent other contact, ridiculous.
\_ most people I know who use Facebook don't consider a "Facebook
friend" the same as a real "friend." So maybe the problem is your
expectation. Also nothing reeks of getting old like the fear of
getting old...
\_ If a "Facebook friend" isn't a "real friend" then what's the
point? You are wasting time with your Facebook friends you
could be spending with real people. However, in my experience
I see a lot of people stay in contact with "real friends"
via Facebook. However, it's not meaningful contact.
\_ settle down there tiger. I have tons of real friends. I just
have more "friends" on Facebook. And people who do a lot of
Facebooking (that I know anyway) definitely do something
similar. It's just a communication medium, it doesn't have
to "mean" one and only one thing for all people.
\_ Orkut gets around this problem by allowing you to categorize
your friend as acquaintance, friend you never met, close friend,
etc etc. Useful for sorting and such.
\_ I don't speak portuguese.
\_ por que não, estúpido?
\_ porja!
\_ Twitter is the working implementation of newspeak.
The minitruth released that they upped our char limit to 140!
Yay oceania!
\_ Twatter and facebook are just ways to prolong unhealthy
relationships. Healthy social adults get by without them/use
them only minimally.
\_ The kids are all right.
\_ The kids ain't allright.
\_ If you take out the 'unhealthy' part, you've got it right IMO.
--facebooker
\_ addict.
\_ My job is in Internet media, so I need to stay on top of this stuff.
Having said that, I think facebook is marginally useful and mostly
a time waster, and twitter is entirely useless.
\_ twitter is stupid and I don't understand why anyone over
18 years old would actually find it useful. Either that or the
over 18 year old person is most likely immature and/or trying
to fit in with the crowd or just like to waste time. Having that
said, FriendFeed is much more powerful than Twitter and is
somewhat functional. |
| 2009/7/15-24 [Recreation/Dating, Health/Women] UID:53140 Activity:low |
7/14 Every once in a while, the woman becomes a TOTAL BITCH and starts
to bitch and whine about every little thing about you and is trying
to pick a fight. What the hell do you guys do when the bitch becomes
a total bitch?
\_ logic and defense will only take you so far. Just realise that
not everything is about you and be okay with it. Maybe it's
brain chemicals. Maybe she didn't eat well today. Maybe it's
that time of the month. Maybe people were mean to her today.
Maybe the potholder she's looking at reminds her of when her
cat died when she was eight. It has nothing to do with you.
I also like the technique of apologizing for things which
logically couldn't possibly be your fault. Use sparingly or
you will be accused of being patronizing. These techniques
will work on anyone, not just your lady.
\_ I usually talk it out. I tend to defend myself and my position and
when she is right, I take it to heart and try and change my habits
so that it won't be an issue in the beginning. If she is just being
unreasonable I tell her and then grovel until it blows over. I don't
have the best success with women though :) In the best relationships
I've had I just had to lick the clit. But all women aren't like men,
some want you to prove yourself.
\_ You "had to" lick the clit? In my relationship I have to behave
really well before I *get to* lick my wife's clit.
\_ That is why I said best relationships!
\_ you can't REASON with the bitch. That's the whole point of
the post "there's not much I can do, what do YOU do?"
\_ I take off and go for a long walk. I only have to do this a few
times a year, but it is better than a pointless argument. Not sure
this is the best answer, but it is better than what I learned from
my (divorced) parents, which is to have screaming fights that
eventually turned physical. |
| 2009/7/13-24 [Recreation/Dating, Computer/Companies/Google] UID:53137 Activity:nil |
7/15 I used Google to find out the city the girl I first had sex with lives
in. Should I move there?
\_ Stalker alert.
\_ what's a city girl? are they a different breed than a suburban girl?
\_ City girls are wilder in bed than suburban girls.
\_ Yes, please. Do it for MOTD! |
| 2009/7/9-16 [Recreation/Dating] UID:53126 Activity:kinda low |
7/9 Anyone here ever dated a psycho bitch who also just happened to be
stripper hot and a nympho to boot? I recently met such a girl and
if not for the mindblowing and frequent sex I'd run away screaming,
because she is so mean and irritable. I want to have fun while it
lasts, but will this end up badly? Like, my bunny boiled or worse?
Steve McNair's death got me thinking maybe playing with fire gets
you burned. On the other hand, I am having so much fun! What are
the odds in my favor?
\_ her clock is ticking and that is what drives her to have a lot
of sex. She wants the sperm from the guy who is good looking,
but wants a more stable income from a sucker like Soda geeks.
\_ don't have an advice but I hope you're having SAFE sex
\_ Have an escape plan, and stick to it.
\_ What guild is she in?
\_ please tell me what town you're in. Mountain View is very
sterile and the only sex I have is with my monitor.
\_ Tucson, Arizona.
\_ I'm not so sure whether you're genuinely seeking advice or showing
off.
\_ A little of both, probably. However, my concern is genuine.
\_ Tell her you're dumping her to go back to your wife and report
back with the results.
\_ If I were you, I'd rather worry more about whether she's
currently sleeping around. -- PP
\_ I wouldn't say sleeping around because that implies she is
sleeping with many people indiscriminately, but I know I'm
not the only guy. In fact, I know I there's at least one
other. Why should that worry me? That's the least of
my worries.
\_ For me, I can't stand sharing my woman with someone.
It's worse than not having this woman at all. -- PP
\_ She's not "my woman". Like I said, if not for the
sex I'd probably be gone already because she acts
like she's PMSing 100% of the time. I don't think
either of us is thinking LTR here. She was very
upfront about being with this other guy and didn't
try to hide it.
\_ Dear Penthouse, I never thought it would happen to
me....
\_ You shold be worried about STDs then.
\_ It can only end badly, but probably not *that* badly. |
| 2009/6/2-5 [Recreation/Dating] UID:53070 Activity:nil |
6/3 Microsoft archiving all porn on Internet
http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=porn&qpvt=porn&FORM=Z7FD2&filt=custom
\_ This is awesome, now I don't have to buy as much porn.
Bing porn >>> Google porn search. Don't forget to turn on
"Private Browsing" in Safari! |
| 2009/5/22-29 [Recreation/Dating] UID:53033 Activity:nil |
5/22 Has anyone played the iPhone lottery? In other words, has anyone
written a cute or useful little app and sold it on the App Store and
then experienced PROFIT? If not, why are more people not doing this?
I would but I don't know anyone with good design skills and too lazy
to learn Cocoa.
\_ So you would love to do this but you don't actually have an
idea or want to do any work? Well I want to be a movie star.
\_ Ya, basically I'm saying that I'm lazy but seems like something
that young, poor, smart, motivated Cal engineers would work on.
\_ For what it's worth I think the app lottery train is
leaving or maybe has already left the station. There's
money to be made yes, but it's attracted the attention
of real companies who can put real money into development.
That makes it a lot harder for a small 1-2 person team to
get noticed.
\_ i am surprised there is not an advertising supported "hot or not"
app yet
\_ hot or not has jumped the shark. (So has jumptheshark).
\_ whoever has rights to this now has a frikkin goldmine on
their hands
\_ i stand corrected, there is an app, but apparently it has
morphed into some dating interface and loses on the UI
\_ HON transformed into a dating service years ago after
it was bought from the sodans who started it.
\_ sodans started it? Who? |
| 2009/5/22-29 [Recreation/Dating] UID:53030 Activity:nil |
5/22 I just wanted to give a big thank you to the guy who warned me
that his wife stopped having sex with him after the second kid.
This is probably small comfort to him, but when my wife started
campaigning for kid #2, I drug my feet for various reasons. Finally
she asked me why I didn't want another kid and I told her that I
was afraid our sex life would suffer. She promised me that it would
not. Predictably enough, we are now exhausted taking care of two
children, but whenever she tells me she is too tired to put out,
I remind her of her promise and she almost always relents. So all
those years of reading the motd has made a big difference in my
life. Thanks.
\_ You're lucky enought that your wife doesn't go complain when you
\_ You're lucky enought that your wife doesn't complain when you
bring up promises she made. You're even more lucky that she
actually keeps the promises. -- another guy w/ two kids
\_ wow. Ok. She keeps her promises as long as she doesn't
have a headache, backache, whatever. Man, this is the most
naive thing I've ever heard. The good thing is that you're
healthy-- if you can put out even with 2 kids AND a real
office job (which I presume you have since you're probably a
typical obedient Berkeley grad), that's a good sign. Good luck. |
| 2009/5/17-26 [Recreation/Dating, Health/Women] UID:53001 Activity:low |
5/17 Has anyone else noticed that today's teenaged girls are freakishly
tall? The stats may not bear that out because of changing demographics
in this nation (influx of shorter peoples) but even traditionally
short races like Asian are taller than they were. Today I noticed
at least 4 girls over 6' tall at the grocery store (two different
stores) doing shopping with their dads. (I guessed these women were
about 20 when I first saw them until dear old dad came over to add
something to the cart.) So they may be 6'+ and still growing. I noticed
this with female athletes, too. Before, bigger female athletes were
bulky and looked roided up but now women are large but with a more
normal (proportionate or even skinny) physique. What's odd is that
I don't notice the boys being any larger than before, except in
races that were traditionally shorter like Asians. What's going on
\_ girls aren't taller. you're just old. there is plenty of porn
out there for you involving short guys and gigantic women
\_ It's awesome. More to see with the short miniskirts and kneehigh
boots that are supposed to be in this year. Oh wait, you live in
the U.S. Nevermind. Sorry. -John
\_ boys are larger, Asian or not. 6'4" is like normal now for a
20 year old Caucasian boy.
\_ I don't think that's true. I am fairly tall myself and I notice
when men are taller than I am (like 6'2" and taller). I think
men are taller than they were (compared to my dad at 5'9")
but I don't see that many Caucasian guys over 6'1" in *this*
country (USA). In fact, people still refer to me as tall and
I never thought I was anything but average or an inch over.
such that we are breeding these Amazon women over the last 20 years?
My sister is 5'8" and that was considered model tall when she was
young (and she did model) and now I hear it's tough to model if you
are under 6 feet. With the way girls now give out blowjobs as a way to
test if you are boyfriend-worthy (instead of 4 years into a marriage)
I feel like I was born too early, damn it. However, I am genuinely
interested in the factors making so many large women.
\_ Is this a "damnit I'm not getting laid because I'm short" post?
If it is... yeah, Darwin say you're out of luck.
\_ Getting laid, but not by such tall women because women my age
just aren't that tall in most cases. It's a "not getting
laid by leggy blondes because I am too old, but would have
had I been born in 1988" post.
\_ It's the bay area, they're going to be rotund and massive.
They don't have to be anything else.
\_ "Don't have to be"?
\_ Both men and women are getting taller, due to better nutrition.
\_ Yes, I have been noticing that young women keep getting taller.
As a short guy, it is hard not to notice.
\_ Dude, it's called high heels.
\_ Young women don't wear that stuff except to church or job
interviews. Try flipflops.
\_ Yes they do, they just aren't obvious about it.
\_ Any similar observation about their bust size rather than their
height?
\_ They're getting bigger. NSWF unless you work at aspo
http://rnobr.servik.com/Teens/T_BR_091.htm
\_ She needs lipo on the waist, not on the boobs.
\_ Jesus Christ. |
| 2009/5/14-20 [Recreation/Dating] UID:52996 Activity:nil |
5/14 The German porn from 35000 yrs ago:
http://www.csua.org/u/o94 (news.yahoo.com)
'The carving found in six fragments in Germany's Hohle Fels cave
depicts a woman with a swollen belly, wide-set thighs and large,
protruding breasts.
"It's very sexually charged," said University of Tuebingen
archaeologist Nicholas Conard
Mellars suggested a more basic motivation for the carving: "These
people were obsessed with sex."' |
| 2009/5/6-14 [Recreation/Dating] UID:52960 Activity:nil |
5/7 How were female chastity belt useful? They offered no protection
against the oral or anal sex. Were those not issues to consider back in
the Middle Ages?
\_ All that mattered was the hymen.
\_ More to the point, the point of a chastity belt was stopping
reproduction. Also, they probably weren't all that common.
http://csua.org/u/o7b
\_ "In the duplex models, you had a somewhat larger aperture in
the back to permit defecation while preventing anal
intercourse."
How is this possible? I'd think the average solid feces is
thicker than the average erect penis. (Save your fun-making
of my size. I realize that already.)
\_ All you need to do is prevent someone from getting
sufficiently close.
\_ I think some sharp edges would also work.
\_ Oddly enough, this is still pretty much the case in traditional
socities today.
\_ good answers! but if you do a little digging you'll find that
the actual historical use and perhaps even existence of the
chastity belt has been called into question... --brain |
| 2009/5/5-6 [Recreation/Dating] UID:52947 Activity:high |
5/4 She charges $2200/hr
http://www.amazon.com/The-Girlfriend-Experience-Pre-Theatrical-Rental/dp/B00284GCEE/ref=amb_link_84223211_?ie=UTF8
\_ damn, why is this so boring?! What have you done Sasha!?
\_ Maybe she was sick of taking it in the ass.
\_ or maybe she is a fictitious character
\_ Does she do anal?
\_ ooooh yes she does.
Sasha Grey is not fictitious, I assure you.
\_ Wow, maybe I'm going out on a limb here, but after
watching one vid, I think she's just plain mean.
\_ you'd think sodans would be more up on their porn!
shame shame! -brain
\_ Is Sasha Grey famous as a pron star? She's not that hot.
\_ You're motd boob guy, aren't you?
\_ hint: your sloth is not a positive trait |
| 2009/4/23-28 [Recreation/Dating] UID:52901 Activity:nil |
4/23 "Mystery man's ad for wife"
link:www.yahoo.com/s/1062101
Finding a wife over 5'5" with 4 B's - beauty, brain, body, balance
(What's "balance" anyway? Balance in life?) for a fee starting at
$50k. I'm no millionare, but I'd have gone for it if someone could
actually find that for me for $50k.
\_ Balance probably means emotionally stable. |
| 2009/4/23-28 [Recreation/Dating] UID:52897 Activity:nil |
4/22 I *KNEW* Cynthia was a lesbian!!!
http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/personal/04/23/o.women.leave.menfor.women
\_ Sounds bisexual to me. |
| 2009/4/21-28 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Domestic/Crime] UID:52883 Activity:kinda low |
4/20 Anybody know Daniel Andreas San Diego?
http://csua.org/u/o28
\_ "Law enforcement officials describe San Diego as a strict vegan
who possesses a 9mm handgun."
\_ "On his abdomen, he has images of burning and collapsing buildings."
Tattoos people, they are called tattoos.
\_ The POWER of OpenGL: http://tinyurl.com/liberals1
\_ He's pretty ripped.
\_ I used to work with him.
\_ Oh yeah? He seem like the bombing type?
\_ I wouldn't be surprised. He used to get on the company irc
server and talk about how great the ALF was all the time.
\_ To be fair, there were a lot of weird people on cp
company irc
\_ Did you work there too?
\_ Was everyone at cp crazy? so we have insane ALF guy, and
crazed criminal stock scam guy. any other awesome people from
cp i am forgetting?
\_ what is cp?
\_ CriticalPath or maybe Communist Party, depending on who
you ask.
\_ Oh, that barely scratches the surface. There were at least
three drug dealers that I knew of, and one guy who boasted
of his Mafia connections.
\_ Did you date the guy who runs http://Suicidegirls.com ?
\_ Heh, no, I am not even sure who that is, but I do know
that a bunch of the female CP employees ended up with
jobs as porn stars at SG after CP blew up.
\_ I'm kind of joking. only 4 people made/make real
money off of SG, one of theme is s5, the rest
are not CP related. getting paid $500 once a year
to pose is not a real job
\_ s5? I always disliked that arrogant little twit,
maybe I will have to reassess my opinion of him.
I don't know how much "models" on the site make,
but you are probably right. Is le one of the 4?
but you are probably right.
\_ d00d have you seen s5's wife?:
http://tinyurl.com/dasr32
http://tinyurl.com/c7foyo
http://tinyurl.com/dgp8ps
\_ Yeah, she is hot and tall, which makes them
an amusing couple. Should this make me respect
s5 more or less ;-) |
| 2009/4/20-23 [Recreation/Dating] UID:52882 Activity:nil |
4/20 Oh great, craigslist hookup killer is a 22-year-old student, engaged,
Aug 14 wedding date
http://www.megan-philip.com
http://www.truecrimereport.com/2009/04/boston_police_have_craigslist.php
\_ You need more important things to care about.
\_ So... is he going to delay the wedding?
\_ Maybe he was robbing people to pay for the wedding. |
| 2009/4/11-20 [Recreation/Dating, Health/Men] UID:52843 Activity:moderate |
4/11 http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/12/magazine/12sugardaddies-t.html \_ Most of the men profiled in that article reek of Asperger's. \_ No, they smell like overpaid narcisists. \_ Check out "Sam." \_ Nope. Do you actually know anything about Asperger's beyond every geek on the net's self diagnosis? \_ Page 4 of 7: '... one-quarter of the site's sugar daddies (including married ones) are looking for male 'babies' ..." Wow! I didn't know % of gays among rich males are that high. \_ I'm sure if you put your thinking cap on for just a second, you can come up with a few good reasons why that may not be a valid conclusion. \_ Gays tend to have higher incomes than straights. \_ If gay people ran the world, there would be less wars, useless regime changes, and empty Mission Accomplished. \_ Old straight guys have less problem attracting young women without having to pay for it. BK is pathetic, btw. \_ Uh, they'll likely be paying for it, whether through formal arrangement or otherwise. \_ Uh, why do old straight men have an easier time time dating younger women than old gay guys have dating young men? Young gay men don't want money? \_ This still doesn't explain the difference between the dating prospects of older straight guys vs. older gay guys. Young gay men don't like money? \_ I said nothing about that. Homosexuality still has a stigma attached to it, and rich gay men are less likely to be openly propositioning young men. The relative anonymity a website like this affords can therefore be attractive. \_ That can be true also. But it is still easier for an older (maybe I should say middle aged) straight guy to date a woman in her 20s than for a gay guy to have a similar arrangement. Though maybe this is just because of the fact that the straight couple can get married -- paying for it otherwise -- in your words. \_ No, I meant the older guy will be shelling out plenty (fancy restaurants, gifts, etc.) whether or not he pays the woman a formal stipend or whatever you want to call it. \_ So you still have not explained why this does not happen as much in the gay community. \_ Happens all the time from what I can tell. My neighbors are gay and I go to a lot of their parties. The older, rich guy with the younger, hot companion who works as a personal trainer or hair stylist is a pretty common scenario. \_ I just realized that there is an alternative explaination and that is that there is more demand from older gay men for young guys than the similar arrangement in the straight world. Marraige explains this pretty well, since older married guys are less likely to philander. \_ Don't know many older married guys do you? Especially of the rich asshole variety. \_ BK is a soda user. \_ Please tell me you are kidding. |
| 2009/4/6-13 [Recreation/Activities, Recreation/Dating, Recreation/Media] UID:52805 Activity:kinda low |
4/6 is there porn called Star Trek: The Insemination
\_ No but Bareback Mountain sounds just as ghey.
\_ And "Homo on the Range".
\_ I bet there is some slash fiction with that title, want me to
see if I can find it?
\_ I once heard that there was some Snow White porn where the prince
had to screw her instead of kiss her befoer she woke up. I've never
seen it though.
\_ you might be thinking of Sleeping Beauty? Anne Rice wrote
one of those.
\_ Snow White and the seven kinky dwarves? |
| 2009/3/30-4/3 [Recreation/Dating] UID:52773 Activity:high |
3/30 a girl i went to a party with on saturday got really drunk
and whispered to me 'I REALLY LIKE SEX'. I ignored her
because my hemorrhoid was angry. What should I have done?
\_ Your hemorrhoid (sp?) saved you from a moral fault. It's
unethical to have sex with a person who's incapable of
consent. However, now you know she likes sex. So,
invite her non-drunk ass "over for a movie".
\_ Thanks motd ethic guy!
\_ Take her to the SF Yoga place a few threads down.
\_ I thought one taste was women only
\_ 1/3-2/3 of girls really like sex. She was drunk and stated a fact.
\_ Your numbers are low.
\_ Too high. Number is more like 2%.
\_ troll much?
\_ You have had sex with 50 women and only one of them
liked it? Maybe the problem is not with the women..
\_ I doubt he's had sex with 50 women.
\_ Or maybe it is:
"A recent study conducted by Laumann and colleagues
and the University of Chicago) of American women
(ages 18-59) found that the most common sexual
problem in women is hypoactive sexual desire
disorder (HSDD), more commonly referred to as low sex
drive or libido (33.4%), followed by difficulty with
orgasm (24.1%) [and] [P]ain during intercourse --
which occurs in 14.4% of women." Only 33% of women
think about sex 2-3 times a week or more. These are
people responding to a survey. I would bet $1M that
the real numbers are even worse given the prevalence
of "no sex after marriage" jokes and how strip clubs
and hookers seem to do great business among married
men. Only 32% of men rate their sex lives as "very
satisfied" whereas 46% of women say so. It's pretty
clear that women are pretty happy with the status
quo while men want more sex. I really doubt very
many women want more sex. I read that 2% of women
report wanting to have sex more than 1x per day
versus, probably, 98% of men. So this slut is in the
2%. I hope you don't catch a disease.
\_ I'm known plenty of women with a low sex drive
and/or "difficulty with orgasm" who quite enjoy
sex. Doubly so when they have been drinking.
\_ Triply so once they have passed out I'm sure.
\_ If you don't understand the difference
between have been drinking and drunk to
the point where consent is blurry
(which is well after the first and well
before passed out), well, it's no wonder
\_ If you don't understand the huge lines
between "have been drinking", "drunk
to the point where consent is blurry"
and "passed out", well, it's no wonder
you also think most women hate sex.
\_ Why are you calling her a slut? So what if
she likes sex? Take your double standard
and shove it.
\_ Isn't a slut a woman who likes a lot of sex?
It's not really derogatory in this context.
\_ Isn't a slut an easy woman who likes a lot of sex?
She sure sounds like a slut given her behavior.
\_ Isn't a slut an easy woman who likes a lot of
sex? She sure sounds like a slut given her
behavior.
\_ No, a slut would be a person who has sex
indiscriminately. -tom
\_ Does she sound discriminating to you?
\_ I'm arguing the semantics. Liking sex
is not equivalent to, or even
particularly related to, being slutty.
-tom
\_ Isn't the term perjorative? It is really
amusing and kind of sad that you complain about
women not wanting sex and then insult those
that do.
amusing and kind of sad that you complain
about women not wanting sex and then insult
those that do.
\_ Yep. I prefer the term "libertine", since
it sounds kinda cool. But it's probably
still slightly pejorative. I guess the
least pejorative term for such a woman is
"empowered".
\_ Why do you need a term for it? There's
nothing unusual about enjoying sex. -tom
\_ Hyperbole doesn't really help you make your case.
You think that 98% of men aged 18-59 want sex more
than once a day? I would take your $1M in a minute,
btw, as this survey seems about right to me. There
is a huge difference between 32% and 2%, you know.
\_ and 32% fits right in my 1/3-2/3 range. YMMV.
\_ 32% of men are satisfied, which means 68% are not.
I'm not sure what point you are making here. Mine
was that lots of women do not think about sex,
do not enjoy sex, and even find it painful and
at the same time rate their sex life as
satisfactory. In other words, they are very
happy with the status quo, which involves very
little sex (can't possibly be a lot if you
only *THINK* about it 2-3x per week). The men
are pretty unhappy with this arrangement. I
think you can reasonably say that men enjoy
sex more and that women are fairly happy
having it infrequently. It's biology. Most
women only get horny a few times per month,
although the pill has screwed many women up so
badly who knows what their biology is like.
\_ I REALLY MISS COLLEGE |
| 2009/3/30-4/3 [Reference/BayArea, Recreation/Dating] UID:52770 Activity:nil |
3/30 Orgasmic SF Yoga (sorry guys, you can only lend a hand)
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/15/fashion/15commune.html |
| 2009/3/27-4/2 [Recreation/Dating] UID:52763 Activity:moderate |
3/27 Do most magicians have easy access to beautiful women? I wanna be Hans.
http://www.flixxy.com/worlds-fastest-magician.htm
\_ I dated a magician's assistant. She was delightful. Some of them,
however, are really just interested in getting on stage, which
makes them a bit too keen for attention off-stage.
\_ Do they sleep around a lot? Like cheerleaders with basketball
players? I heard basketball players sleep around A LOT and
they don't even need to try. Something about taller men and
this alpha male theory... Are magicians like the alpha males
in the magical world?
\_ Pro basketball players, or college or high school basketball
players?
\_ Funny true story: the first time I was approached by a
prostitute was when I was in 8th grade and warming the
bench for the High School Junior Varsity team.
\_ Not sure how funny this is. I've never been approached
by a working girl. Why would one think to approach an
8th grader? How would you pay her? Why do hookers make a
habit of approaching you? (i.e. "first time")
\_ This may not quite explain things, but I think she
thought I was a senior in high school. Who knows
where the money would have come from. As for the
last question, I work in a seedy part of town.
I've been approached twice by working girls on
my way to work in the morning. As for why you've
never been approached by a working girl, I'm
afraid you'll have to work that out on your own.
\_ I'd like to think it's because I don't have
an air of sexual desperation, but your seedy
area probably explains all.
\_ We're both answering threads on the motd
on a Saturday night. This does not bode
well for either of us.
\_ most _performers_ have easy access to beautiful women! However
dating performers has its own issues, as alluded to in the previous
response.
\_ You do realize these women are paid for this, right? It's easy
to be surrounded by beautiful women if you pay to do so. That
doesn't mean he is dating them, although it could happen. It's
like being a fashion photographer or a movie producer. You pay
beautiful women to work for you.
\_ doctors have easy access to nurses. Now, whether they really
want to or not (since most nurses are old hags) is another story
\_ Twins are often used by illusionists so not only do they have
access to hot women, they have access to hot twins. David
Copperfield dated Claudia Schiffer for some time. David Blaine
dated Josie Maran for a while also. The downside to being a
magician though is that people will think you're a dork.
\_ How do you spell "mana ja-toui" in French?
\_ menage a trois. Oh how I want to be a magician now.
\_ dorkier than say, HOT STUDLY ENGINEER in Silicon Valley?
\_ If you were as good looking as Hans, you would not need to
be a magician to date beautiful women.
\_ Do y'all realize that Hans Klok is gay and according to
Wikipedia he is dating James Jackson Harwood, a dancer in
his show?
\_ See, that proves that hot magicians date their
stunning assistants.
Wikipedia he has been in a relationship for 16 years with
a man named Frank. |
| 2009/3/26-4/2 [Recreation/Dating, Transportation/Airplane] UID:52756 Activity:moderate |
3/26 I've never been to Hawaii before, but I just booked a flight to
Kauai for me and my gf (who has been to Oahu). I'd like some
travel advice. Which side of the island to stay on, what not to
miss, etc.
\_ There's not a huge amount of choice as to "where to stay",
it's a small island. Shell out the $$$$ for a helicopter
ride over the island. Drive as far around the island as
you can, too. I wasn't able to do much hiking 'cause of
my girlfriend at the time, but I wish I had. You prob.
don't need more than 3 days on a single island: consider
a flight to The Big Island, which has awesome volcanos if
you are there for more than 3 days. Inter-island flights
run between $100 to $150. For stuff more specific than
that, just look in guidebooks.
\_ Hawaiian tourist helicopters crash and burn at an alarming
rate. The pilots tend to be yahoos. My friends took a
flight for their first anniversary. The pilot crashed it,
and everyone died except my friend, who stayed alive in
the wreckage with her dead husband until rescuers arrived.
Being pinned under the wreckage is what was keeping her
alive, as it turns out. When the moved stuff, she died.
Helicopters are statistically the most unsafe way to fly
with an engine. That doesn't stop me from heli-skiing,
but in that activity the chopper is just a ski lift. The
pilots don't fly you around to thrill you with the ride
like those hawaiian tourist rides.
\_ Man, I'm sorry to hear about your friend and her
husband.
\_ Actually, there's a massive amount of choice in where to
stay. Megaresorts, small cottages, condos, private houses,
budget motels, and so on. Then there's the question of which
side of the island to stay on. If you are up in Hanalei then
it's a long (2-3 hour) drive to Waimea. So I'm looking for
someone who has been who can tell me if I should split the
distance between the two or if more activities are
concentrated in one area, etc.
\_ Resorts vs. not would be up to you if you want those hotel
amenities or not, I think. I think you can find better
locations with private rentals. I'd get something on the
waterfront though. Being up in a tall tower sucks, to me,
regardless of the view.
\_ There are no towers on Kauai.
\_ A helicopter is good, but a light plane is better. They can
cover more distance, which means getting into more isolated
areas, and it's more comfortable to boot. Costs should be about
the same for a given flight time, although you can probably get
longer flights in a plane than a helicopter.
\_ I am debating this. The plane is cheaper, but it cannot
hover or get as close to the ground. Helicopters have had
some bad crashes lately. I was first leaning to a plane,
but now a helicopter (for the reasons above). I have no
idea which is better w/o trying both. Have you been on both
for a tour like this?
\_ Take surfing/snorkling/scuba lessons.
\_ Wear sunscreen, especially the first day.
\_ A very good advice
\_ On a serious note - stay in Koloa (south side of the island) where
it is less rainy than the Princeville (north of the island) and
Lihue (east side of the island). My wife and I married in the Koloa
area - PLENTY of cheap but good condo (for $120/nite or less), and a
lot quieter. Don't expect Kauai to have much of a nightlife like
Maui (Lahaina) or Oahu (Waikiki), it is a family island (and the
locals would like to keep it that way). Stay, enjoy the sceneries
and behave! Check out NaPali coast (either via helicopter if you're
brave, from a bumpy boat ride or by hiking - it's 2 day worth of
hiking). Check out Duane's Ono Char-burger place, an island
institution. Go get the "Blue Book" on Kauai, we swear by it
everytime we go. |
| 2009/3/24-4/2 [Recreation/Dating] UID:52751 Activity:nil |
3/23 SGI: still good for something
http://tinyurl.com/crncyb |
| 2009/3/16-19 [Recreation/Dating] UID:52716 Activity:nil |
3/16 "Texas jail was an Animal House, authorities say"
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090316/ap_on_re_us/animal_house_jail
"The doors to two groups of cells didn't lock, but apparently no one
tried to escape . perhaps because they had everything they needed
inside."
"... their sexual relationship started in a jail shower and continued
during her late-night visits to his cell."
\_ "I never thought it would happen to me..." |
| 2009/3/4-11 [Recreation/Dating] UID:52673 Activity:moderate |
3/3 Why smart people can't find dates:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/dr-alex-benzer/why-the-smartest-people-h_b_169939.html
\_ Wow, that's even more stinker crap than that ladder poop people
keep flinging around.
\_ You can debate how original the "ladder theory" is, and there is
some chain yanking, but the basic idea that a lot of people have
trouble finding people to date because they are "overshooting"
their prospects is accurate, in my reading of single women I know
in San Francisco.
\_ Considering the ladder theory starts with "the only
really important thing is how rich and powerful a man
is" and goes downhill from there...
\_ The ladder theory starts with the premise that women are
all golddiggers at heart and goes downhill from there...
\_ That falls under the chain-yanking, as does "and all
men care about are looks/putting out". Here are two
specific examples of two women I know in San Francisco
who have been single for a long time, are keen to be in
relationships and are not scary trolls:
woman1: has a degree in an unemployable field from
Stanford and works at a not especially well-paying
office job, is moderately interested in pop culture and
sports but is a little chubby and a lousy dresser, but
has a reasonably strong personality, sang with a amateur
band etc. If she went after the typical soda software
engineer, she'd be with a guy making decent money whom
she could probably dominate in a relationship. But her
self-professed type is "the frat boy." (I joke that in
her book "a baseball cap is good, and a backward baseball
cap is *really* good). But she probably cant bring her-
self to date a dumb, blue collar, right-wing good-looking
guy. So as long as she is after a Marina-boy who works at
law firm, she's out of her league.
woman2: also well-educated -- Columbia MBA -- decent-
looking [better than woman1], but terrible dresser and
somewhat unusual personality (somewhat stridently left-
wing, but also occasionally Sex and the City party girl),
and a higher-status job, but not ultra-successful. Goes
to the gym a fair amount, skis, so in shape, but not a
Marina Spandex Girl. Has gone on many, many internet
dates but doesn't come to anything solid. She is clearly
most interested in a guy who is tall, doesn't have to be
amazingly attractive, but decent looking and in decent
shape. That is all reasonable, but I get the sense that
her idea of success is unrealistic: doctor, lawyer,
banker, successful business type etc. At the age group
she is looking in, and *in SF*, these people are likely
to be married, quite high net worth etc. Between her
personality and her dressing, they statistically too
personality and her dressing, they statistically not too
likely to get to know her.
The over-reaching in a combination of success and looks
is s a pretty decent explanation of these two cases.
is a pretty decent explanation of these two cases.
\_ Maybe, maybe not. You seem to think that a good-looking
Marina lawyer is above these women because he's busy
seeing some tall, blonde cardiologist. I agree with
the premise that people who are too-picky wind up
alone, but I disagree with the idea that these
uber-successful men are in turn: 1) such a great
catch (they can be jackasses like anyone else) and 2)
not interested in women like these because they can
date 21 year old cardiologist supermodels. The main
thing these women seem to be doing wrong is
dressing poorly. It's bad for a man, but the kiss
of death for women. A makeover is in order. I don't
think their "success levels" matter too much because
these are both highly educated and intelligent career
women. You are making them out like they work at
McDonald's while going to night school. They are in
the right socioeconomic group - Stanford and Columbia
fit right in those circles. You sound bitter that
they aren't interested in *you*, but why would a
woman like that want to date a pudgy s/w engineer
with no social skills?
\_ First, my comments are descriptive not prescriptive:
it's not a matter of whether the should change plans,
I am just describing what the are doing.
Second, woman2 is significantly more successful than
woman1 -- there is a big difference in discretionary
income between somebody who makes say $70k a year
(which I doubt #1 makes) and even a modest $100-120k
a year, and I think women are pretty averse to
subsidizing vacation and dining for their significant
others. Third, among people say above 35, a
significant number of the available men are married
and a reasonable number od the women are factoring
and a reasonable number of the women are factoring
biological clock issues, or are post-divorce, which
also affects the pool. Fourth, dressing is part of
it but in the case of w1, being chubby is a big issue
and w2 also has some personality factors when it
comes to "putting herself out there". Fifth, I was
never interested in w1. There was a bunch of talk
in a social group and me and w2 and we went out a
couple of times, but untimately I think it was a good
thing I am not going out with her -- I am actually
going out with a different Stanford person who would
probably be considered a hotter commodity, so this
isn't sour grapes.
\_ Sounds prescriptive. You spent a lot of time
analyzing the situation. My point in mentioning
income is that most guys pulling down $400K aren't
too worried about whether their mates are making
$70K, $120K, or $300K. If she is her own woman
capable of holding down a good job who has her own
interests (not an airhead looking for handouts)
and well-educated that's probably enough. You are
making too much of the income of these women.
Income matters a lot more to women when looking
for men. Obviously personal appearance matters,
but "a little chubby" isn't a big deal. Look at
Bill Clinton's taste in women. It sounds like you
are more shallow than most guys. However, if
they dress sloppily then that's likely their
biggest mistake. Put them in a hot outfit and
make them up and I guarantee they will get hit on
by more men than they care to be. As for sour
grapes, I don't know if it's a case where you
want to date these women, but you want them
to want to date you. It's like when the hot
girl gets all into you because you don't pay
her any attention and then once you do and
she's affirmed her attractiveness she wants
nothing to do with you. It bothers you that
these women don't want to date you or people
like you *even though* you don't want to date
them anyway. You think they are aiming too high.
To me they sound like good catches who just
need a makeover and possibly an attitude
adjustment.
\_ You are making a lot of guesses about me, w1
an w2 without first hand knowledge, so it's
one thing to be dubious but speculating is
crazy. These are two people I've known
pretty well for ~5years and "men in SF",
internet dating (them, not me), "will I die
alone or with a cat" were all major topics of
conversation with them. Next, income affects
going out and other life style options. For
example one owns a modest condo, the other
went from a roommate situation to a micro-
apartment which sucks up a large part of her
discretionary income, and does affects her
"going out options" which in turn in SF affects
who you meet. The speculation about me wanting
to date them or wanting them to want me are all
way off so lets ignore all that. Your last
line is what I am getting at: if they had
an attitude and expectations adjustment, they
an attitude and expections adjustment, they
would find somebody to date very quickly
(but I mean that "if" predictively, not
prescriptively. I think it is fine to remain
picky, but the outcome is going to change).
If fact there is almost a "control case" in
this social group: w3 who is an unattractive
quite fat woman with poor manners -- generally
inferior to w1, and w2 in every way except
possibly making more money (I dont know what
she makes and while she rents, she does own a
boat) is going out with a low-on-the-ladder
Pillsbury dough boy type. If you want to get
into specifics, w1 and w2 have an interesting
"asymmetry" problem, which goes beyond the
"simple ladder theory" which unifies all of
you into a single axis. w1 has a number of
nerdy elements, such as an "ironic
appreciation of bad movies", like party games
appreciation of bad movies", likes party games
she owns some t-shirts with obnoxious/pseudo-
clever slogans you see frequently advertised on
web pages etc. She'd do well with a geek,
EXCEPT she I think reviles Tolkien, computer
games and dweebery in guys. W2s inconsistency
is wanting both a guy who is smart and
substantial and ideologically compatible
(she went to Ohio to knock on doors for Obama)
but will also whisk her away for the occasional
spa weekend in Sedona or to some trendy
restaurant up in Napa (she actually isn't
that into food, which is why I made the
Sex and the City comment) ... the investment
banker with taste and a conscience.
pillsbury dough boy type.
\_ The way you characterize these people (and
others like these mythical investment
bankers and Tolkien geeks) and the details
you think are important about them is
repulsive. No wonder they aren't into you.
You sound immature, shallow, and lacking
much life experience. Have you ever
been in a long-term relationship with a
woman? (Let's say > 5 years.) BTW, people
(especially women, since men will buy their
drinks/food and let them in clubs free)
don't need much money to go out to meet
people. Funny that you think these women
are handicapped by making "only $70K/year".
They could be making half that and it
wouldn't matter. You sound like an elitist,
too.
\_ If she has an Ivy League MBA, why wouldn't
she want to date someone else with a similar
level of education and success? It doesn't
seem like she is being that unreasonable to
me, actually, unless she is looking for looks
money, brains *and* success, which from your
description, she is not. But if she is over
35, she definitely needs to fish or cut bait.
me, actually, unless she is looking for
looks, money, brains *and* success, which
from your description, she is not. But if
she is over 35, she definitely needs to
fish or cut bait.
\_ Some women have a unrealistic expectation of how
lawyers live (or ought to live). Not all of us
live (or like) the flashy BMW, thousand $ suit,
five star lifestyle. Many of us who started out
as engineers remain basically the same geeky star
trek watching guys we were before we went to law
school. For some reason many women find that
unacceptable. I've gone out with women very
similar in general description to the ones
you mention, and after a few dates they start
mentioning things like a BWM is a much nicer
car than your subaru, and I'm sure you could
afford it, or why don't we get you some nice
clothes at some super high end SF store, or
let's go on some exotic vacation. Its a huge
turn off b/c the only thing these girls are
interested in is upgrading their lives via
my paycheck.
\_ The way I understand the "ladder theory" is that everyone
is trying to move up to someone higher on the attractiveness
ladder that supposedly everyone subscribes to. Even if they
are currently dating someone, they are looking for someone
better. Which is a bunch of BS, btw, if you are older than
25. Actually, it is BS in any case, because not everyone
has the same idea of attractiveness. I, for example, am a
guy how rates a woman's intellegence as the most important
guy who rates a woman's intellegence as the most important
characteristic. I know this makes me unusual, but it also
means I never had much of a problem finding dates.
This is one of the most idiotic things I have ever seen:
"Toward A Meaning of Life
Convieniently, the ladder theory answers the oft asked
question, "What is the purpose of life?" The purpose of
life is to move up the ladder. The person you are with
now should be better (higher on your ladder) than the
person you were last with." |
| 2009/2/9-17 [Computer/SW/SpamAssassin, Recreation/Dating] UID:52546 Activity:nil |
2/10 paolo here are some links to tide you over
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6QcFDqgEDg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpoO49AUzxk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcxYlhJdvhc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQYsKjUTkeQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewxJjZb40kk |
| 2009/2/2-3 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Domestic/Crime] UID:52499 Activity:low |
2/2 She came to her senses.
http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/02/02/drew.peterson.breakup/index.html
This is the woman who was dating Scott Peterson, the guy who's
\_ actually Drew Peterson
suspected of killing a few of his wives.
\_ What wife did he kill other than Lacy?
\_ Did you read the article? It says right in there.
\_ Drew Peterson, not Scott. Scott only killed the one wife.
\_ Man, thos Peterson's are baaaad news. |
| 2009/1/28-2/1 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Domestic/Election] UID:52480 Activity:nil |
1/28 the baby borg episode of star trek:voyager is so sad!
\_ Jeri Ryan's firm rear end gave us Obama. God bless her.
\_ What about the front?
\_ How was this supposed to have come about?
\_ I thought I rehashed this for the motd. Jeri Ryan used to be
married to an Illinois senator. They had a messy divorce.
Some of their divorce documents became public, which mentioned
that Jeri was vastly annoyed with her husband because he would
always try to drag her to public sex clubs and have hot
threesomes with her in front of other people. It became clear
to the senator that he wasn't going to win the next election.
It wasn't just the public sex with 7 of 9, it was a variety
of things, but the hot sex with Jeri Ryan's while holding
Jeri Ryan's firm buttocks in front of a crowd at Chicago's
very best public sex clubs didn't help. He dropped out of
the race, Obama decided to get into the race, the Illinois
Republican party couldn't find anyone in the entire state of
Illinois to run against him, so they shipped in Alan Keyes
to run against him, from another state. You can't make this
stuff up!
\_ This was in the motd previously. I just forgot about it
completely until you reminded me. Sorry, my brain is
defective. But thanks, also, because my defective brain
allowed me to enjoy the story all over again.
\_ The sex club stuff was accusations, not proven facts AFAIK in
the contentious custody fight. The records were sealed and
LATimes got them unsealed.
\_ Jeri Ryan also claims that while her husband *WANTED*
her to participate she did not. She's now married to
a chef who has a very yummy French restaurant in LA.
\_ Jack Ryan was running for Senate, he was not a Senator. |
| 2009/1/23-27 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Domestic/Gay] UID:52454 Activity:nil |
1/22 How's that "ex-gay" thing comin' Mr. Haggard?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090124/ap_on_re/rel_haggard_new_allegations
\_ The 'ex' is short for 'extra.' |
| 2009/1/22-27 [Recreation/Dating, Health/Women] UID:52450 Activity:low |
1/22 Celtic Women are HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT and they sing well. HOT.
\_ I saw a version of Riverdance in Branson, Missouri that was
full of very fit Irish women and in one dance they wore white
and with the lights it left absolutely nothing to the imagination.
The crowd was pretty stunned. I turned to my girlfriend and
said "Uh, what was that?" and she confirmed. If you know
Branson (conservative Christian Disneyland) you'd think it
amusing. Maybe not shocking in Las Vegas, but there was a hush over
the crowd after that. What's weird is that most Irish women are not
attractive according to some of my Irish friends who moved here. I
guess when they are hot they are *very* hot, though.
\_ That's true with any race. People in the world think every
old guy looks as good as Sean Connery and they're usually
disappointed when they get off of LAX.
\_ Some more than others. British women in general are not
as hot as Latinas, for instance. For every Liz Hurley
there are probably 20 good looking Venezuelans. Denmark
and Sweden have hotter women than Germany and Greece,
in general. Anyway, my point is that people think Irish
women look like Jennifer Connelly or Anne Hathaway (who
are both about 25% Irish), but most are stout and
unappealing (according to my Irish acquaintances, women
included). I think Australia also has a
better-than-deserved reputation as does perhaps India,
where Aishwarya Rai is a stunner but hardly represents
the typical Indian.
\_ you're an idiot, and likely an ugly one.
\_ you're ugly too, that's why your wife left you.
\_ Australia has a good proportion of fit, attractive people
though there are still plenty of corn-feds.
\_ Have you ever heard of "hybrid superiority"? |
| 2009/1/16-23 [Recreation/Dating] UID:52406 Activity:nil |
1/16 Porn stars and video games (worksafe):
http://tinyurl.com/2r8py4
\_ This is awesome.
\_ I LOVE Jenna Haze. She loves PSP, and Jeanne D'Arc, and
Final Fantasy. Oh man, I'm in love. Seriously.
\_ That was mighty.
\_ So only 1/14 attractive women are really into video games.
The world is sad.
\_ ...extrapolating from a sampling of 14 women in the A/V biz,
no matter how attractive, to attractive women in general is
about as dumb as, well, most A/V talent.
\_ I think 1 in 14 is better than the average.
\_ LOL: "Uncharted! That's it! I want to [cuddle with] that guy!"
\_ Who is the girl in the first image who looks like Phoebe Cates?
BTW, stop humanizing my porn stars by giving them like feelings
and personalities and stuff. Next thing you know we'll have to
read about how their grandfather died and they were raped when
they were 12 and it won't be fun anymore. |
| 2009/1/13-22 [Recreation/Dating] UID:52372 Activity:nil |
1/13 How does one get an officiant for marriage? Do they always have
to spend like a day or two talking to the couple?
\_ Not unless you're asking for some kind of religious thing.
Try Yelp.
\_ Ask a friend to join the Church of SubGenius.
\_ all they need is a certificate from the city, for the day.
\_ city clerk, skip the rest of the stuff |
| 2009/1/9-14 [Recreation/Dating] UID:52351 Activity:nil |
1/9 At what age do you start to find it boring to jerk off? At
what age do you decrease jerking off frequently? I'll start:
-31.5
\_ Married 9yrs and two kids. Haven't decreased yet.
\_ 32-33 for me_
\_ Married 9yrs and two kids. Haven't decreased yet. -- 38yr-old
\_ Not so far. -43
\_ I almost completely stop jerking off when I have a woman.
\_ How often do you have sex? I stop jerking off when I have sex
daily, but that never lasts for long.
\_ Normally, 2x/wk. I was, until recently, also in the habit
of doing much strenuous exercise, which reduces libido.
\_ Maybe you have a medical issue.
\_ Maybe. I don't find anything overly exciting or depressing
anymore. I drive a lot calmer. I don't get angry or anything
like that. I DID cut off alcohol intake completely, and
avoiding caffeine as much as possible. I avoid lots of
sugar, and zero soda/junk juice intake. So in a sense, I'm
pretty comfortable in the middle. I DO get more work done
and I have better concentration without wanting to jerk
off or have sex. At first I thought this is pretty natural
for getting older and treating my body better, but seeing
replies above, maybe not? -op
\_ My laboradore retriever was super hyper and disobedient
until he was about 2 years old. Maybe there is a
correlation between being older and being calmer?
\_ so hit the bars, now that you're not a horndog women will
flock to you. esp if they are over 30.
\_ When you go to a bar, aren't you self selecting a certain
category of women? Only certain women frequent bars.
\_ yeah fun ones?
\_ If you're not a horndog, why bother hitting the bars? -!OP
\_ Libido varies tremendously. If you are happy and your
so is happy, why worry?
\_ http://clips.camwithher.com help? |
| 2008/12/22-2009/1/3 [Recreation/Dating] UID:52292 Activity:nil |
12/21 Is bad sex better/worse than no sex?
\_ It depends how long you've been without.
\_ Better:
Worse: .
\_ How do you define "bad sex"? No orgasm?
\_ Let me guess, you are still a virgin yes?
\_ I am an anal virgin, if that is what you are hinting at. Did
you have a bad experience with a g/f using her strap-on or
something?
\_ That would be good sex.
\_ Documentation is like sex, when its good, it's really good, when
its bad, it's better than nothing.
\_ Documentation is like sex, when its good, it's really good, when
its bad, it's worse than nothing. |
| 2008/12/20-2009/1/7 [Recreation/Dating] UID:52286 Activity:nil |
12/20 would you add your boss in Facebook? I made this mistake, and now
I'm thinking of trolling Facebook for a new job. damn.
\_ create a limited profile and assign user to see that
\_ I have the same problem. My MOTHER is on Facebook and she's
calling me, asking me why I'm not accepting her as a friend.
It's creepy and totally de-valuates Facebook. There should
be an age limit on Facebook. Now it's totally uncool to
use Facebook. It's like having your mom drive you to the
prom and monitoring you. Shiiiit.
\_ my mom drove me to prom cuz i didn't have a license
\_ Everyone has a mother. Don't be a putz.
\_ i have 3 facebook accounts. Friend Compartmentalization 4tw.
\_ Best advice ever.
\_ There is some new social networking site that allows you to
create different profiles for different viewers.
\_ My scheme requires no software developer to add functionality.
3 accounts, add more if you like ymmv.
\_ How do you avoid having your boss come across your other
two accounts? Do you block him?
\_ Yeah of course I would add him. Don't post "I am looking for
a job" in your profile, but you can search, it might even motivate
your boss to treat you better.
\_ try the block user feature and let us know
\_ one technique that works with stupid "friends" from HS is to add
them, and then two weeks later, remove them. they might not notice. |
| 2008/12/18-2009/1/2 [Recreation/Dating, Computer/HW/Memory, Computer/SW] UID:52277 Activity:nil |
12/18 I'm loving the Privacy Browsing feature on Safari. I turn it
on, browse porn, then turn it off, and no one using my
computer would ever know that I browsed porn (no history,
no cache, nada). Loving it man.
\_ The guy with the backdoor knows. Also, the shadow knows.
\_ That may be the case and I don't really care about the
guy with the backdoor. The most important thing is that
my kids and my wife don't know about it.
\_ But it's advertised as being useful for gift shopping!
You horrible, horrible man.
\_ And tax cuts are good for THE PEOPLE! |
| 2008/12/8-12 [Recreation/Dating] UID:52204 Activity:moderate |
12/8 So are The Mormon's really interested in equal rights?
\_ Learn proper use of apostrophes'
http://tinyurl.com/6g6up4 (LA Times)
\_ Can you link to a non-bankrupt source?
\_ The LDS church never took away rights. They just organized and
dumped a lot of money into a definition. They want the definition
of marriage to be man and woman. There are no rights taken away
here. Gay people can still get married, just not to people of
their same sex.
\_ Your brain has been classified as: absent without leave.
\_ The LDS church as an institution never dumped money anywhere
regarding Prop 8.
\_ Riiight. I guess those many articles, including a
good one from the NYT, were confused.
\_ LDS Church encouraged its members to donate, but didn't
donate money itself that I'm aware of. Do you have a
URL where it states the church donated money? I'd
be interested to see. -vallard
\_ They have been accused of not properly reporting
"in kind" donations, which the FPPC is looking into.
I don't know of any serious claims that they gave
money directly.
\_ Almost too stupid to respond to, but the CA Supreme Court
clearly declared that gay marriage was a right, so Prop 8
explicitly removed that right. -tom
\_ You should also read what the minority wrote on the subject.
Look at Justice Baxter's remarks. The SC passed on a 4-3
decision. You shouldn't call someone's remarks stupid
because you don't agree with them.
\_ "The power of a state to regulate and control the
basic social relationship of marriage of its
domiciliaries is here challenged and set at nought
by a majority order of this court arrived at not
by a concurrence of reasons but by the end result
of four votes supported by divergent concepts not
supported by authority and in fact contrary to the
decisions in this state and elsewhere...It is
difficult to see why such laws, valid when enacted
and constitutionally enforceable in this state for
nearly 100 years and elsewhere for a much longer
period of time, are now unconstitutional under the
same Constitution and with no change in the
factual situation. It will also be shown that they
have a valid legislative purpose even though they
may not conform to the sociogenetic views of some
people. When that legislative purpose appears it
is entirely beyond judicial power, properly
exercised, to nullify them."
Perez v. Sharp, 1948, J. Shenk, dissenting.
The fact that it was 4-3, or that someone dissented,
does not make the decision any less valid, any more
than J. Shenk's dissent made interracial marriage
less valid. -tom
P.S.: I called it stupid because it's stupid. -tom
\_ stupid = bitter Nikon shooters who got left behind
by stupid Nikon management that can't compete
in the digital world.
\_ What exactly is stupid about it? Marriage has
never in human history been done between gays.
No society openly celebrated such official unions.
Applying the word "marriage" to same-sex couples
is redefinition.
\_ "gays can still get married, just not to people
of the same sex" is incredibly stupid. As stupid
as "blacks can get married, just not to whites."
-tom
\_ Those aren't the same thing. You're stupid.
Gays are self selected.
\_ Prove it. -tom
\_ Are you really this ignorant or are you just trolling?
\_ Are you really this ignorant or are you just
trolling?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_same-sex_unions
\_ I don't trust this site.
<DEAD>en.mormonpedia.org<DEAD> is more accurate.
\_ That article is full of complete shit. The
examples generally have nothing to do with the
type of union exemplified by "marriage".
\_ Just because Christ isn't involved doesn't
mean it isn't marriage.
\_ You = Idiot.
\_ Your reading comprehension is poor.
\_ No, yours is. The article brings up
mere incidences of gayness, which isn't
in question, so it's fucking idiotic to put
it in that article, although "unions" is
pretty vague already so maybe the entire
article is pointless. It also brings up
pederasty which is irrelevant and also
nothing like a marriage/familial
relationship. "marriage" is an English
word with a specific usage history.
\_ "marriage" comes from the Old French
"mariage", which in turn comes from
the Latin "maritatus", which far
predates the English language.
\_ That doesn't refute my statement.
\_ "The fact that marriage occurred between
two men among the Romans is proved by a
law in the Theodosian Code from the
Christian emperors Constantius and
Constans which was passed on December 16,\
342. Martial attests to same-sex
Constans which was passed on December 16,
342. Martial attests to same-sex
marriages between men during the early
Roman Empire. The first recorded marriage
between two men occurred during the
reign of the Emperor Nero, who is
reported to have married two other men
on different occasions." You == bad reader
on different occasions." You == bad
reader
\_ That law is banning homos and it is
strangely written. It certainly
doesn't "prove" that gay marriage was
previously accepted. Nero might have
done all sorts of things, Caligula
fucked his sister and claimed he was
a god, that doesn't mean it's a norm.
In 390 they made gay sex punishable by
burning to death. Marriage is
inherently about public recognition
and all evidence is that homosexuality
was ridiculed in Roman society.
\_ Let me ask you this: what
difference does it make to you
whether gays call it marriage or
civil unions or whatever? Does
it affect you that they call
their intercourse "sex"? What
societal purpose is there to
refusing to allow them to use
the generally accepted term for
a committed coupling? -tom |
| 2008/12/4-8 [Recreation/Dating] UID:52161 Activity:nil |
12/4 i love you guys, i love the motd, i love berkeley, i love poltitburo,
but seriously guys, you should be able to run a LDAP server on
just about anything successfully.
\_ So far as I know we do. The problem is that when NFS is down (due to
keg), soda waits on NFS, because that's where the .ssh directory is.
--toulouse |
| 2008/11/26-28 [Recreation/Dating] UID:52115 Activity:nil |
11/26 I get enough porn spam in my mailbox, do we really need
random porn sites in the motd? |
| 2008/11/26 [Recreation/Dating] UID:52114 Activity:high 78%like:52112 |
11/26 Ordinary porn "Teen seudcing (sic) a boyfriend of her mom" turns
extreme:
http://www.csua.org/u/n00 (NSFW)
Check out the fourth image. OUCH!!! This guy needs to go to ER.
\_ this guy really needs to go ER: http://preview.tinyurl.com/5sudc3
\_ that was worse than the Smurfette gangbang vid
\_ Contract law only applies to private sector employees?
\_ please do not post your sex tape.
\_ he's just flexible, no big deal.
\_ Is this a politically correct way of saying "he can't get his
dick hard"?
\- do you want to have horrific porn contest? |
| 2008/11/16-20 [Recreation/Dating] UID:52004 Activity:high 72%like:51996 |
11/15 Lindsay Lohan is looking pretty hot these days.
\_ she's looking a lot older these days. Not sure if it's from
actually BEING older than her 16 year Herbie Goes To Honduras days,
or from getting face STDs from banging that Girls Gone Wild dude.
or from getting face STDs from banging Girls Gone Wild dude.
\_ Keeley Hazell is hotter. link:www.csua.org/u/my4 (bp0.blogger.com)
"Hazell was hailed by the Conservative Party in December 2006 as
an "environmental hero" for her campaigns in The Sun, giving
environmental tips such as turning lights off during sex and using
digital cameras. She was named alongside the likes of David
Attenborough, Prince Charles and Arnold Schwarzenegger in the
Tories'"
\_ downloading her sex tape now. ok tnx.
\_ that was intense. thanks motd. lulz.
\_ that was intense. lulz.
\_ From which URL can I download her sex tape? Thx.
\_ i think this will work, can't check at work
http://www.flurl.com/video/5454679_comments.htm
http://tinyurl.com/y3e8us
\_ Google: keeley hazell sex tape video
\_ Google: keeley hazell sex tape
I watched it on Google Videos.
\_ I came across a link 'gene simmons sex tape'. nooooooo
\_ URL?
\_ At least it's not Richard Simmons.
\_ That was something else!
\_ way too many shots of her dude's butt. she needs to go
back to personal sex tape making school.
back to leaked personal sex tape making school.
\_ Agreed, but those first few minutes are pretty
amazing.
\_ Is there a Lohan sex tape?
\_ Rumored, but fake.
\_ When was LL ever not hot?
\_ Aren't you forgetting that she's been converted to GODLESS
LESBIANISM?
\_ her gf, not so hot.
\_ LL said (this is not a joke) that she loves SamRo but "wants to
explore her heterosexuality" and have an open relationship.
\_ I love keeley...she is an absolutely amazing piece of ass. but
\_ I love keeley...she is absolutely amazing but
this is the worst sex tape ever. here's what you see for the
approximate two minutes that this guy actually having sex with her.
His ass. More of his ass. His socks. The end.
\_ Yeah, but that is a great blowjob.
\_ he only lasted 2 minutes?
\- Traumatic_insemination!
\_ did you miss the five minute blowjob at the beginning? |
| 2008/11/12 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Domestic/Gay, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:51940 Activity:kinda low |
11/12 holy shit lolz
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27681660
\_ What do Mormons have to say about Gay sex?
\_ What do Scientologists have to say about Gay sex?
\_ Scientologists dont focus on gay. |
| 2008/11/12-26 [Recreation/Dating] UID:51929 Activity:nil |
11/12 The Mormons being the great defenders of traditional marriage is just
one of life's delicious ironies. lulz.
\_ Why?
\_ HAhahaha, how many wives did Joseph Smith have?
\_ something like 33. Brigham Young out-did him with 56.
\_ Why is this not traditional? For most of human history
it was common for successful men to have multiple wives.
\_ It is traditional. The idea that one-man-one-woman
marriage is traditional was created by religious
fundies who fear homosexuality. It has no basis in
history.
\_ 1. Look up the word "irony" in the dictionary.
2. Look up the LDS church on wikipedia.
3. Achieve enlightenment.
\_ Of course they are. Which man would like the possibility of his
spouses cheating on him by having intramarrital affairs?
spouses cheating on him by having intraracial affair? |
| 2008/11/7-13 [Recreation/Dating] UID:51867 Activity:kinda low |
11/6 IMPEACH THE SOCIALIST!
http://www.obamaimpeachment.org
\_ Welcome back, freepers.
\_ Karl Rove playbook chapter 3-- dig up personal dirt about the
opponent. Best stuff to collect in the order of effectiveness:
infidelity, oral sex, anti-gun, anti-religion, MoneyGate scandal.
Save dirt till they're needed, they're like pocket change, you
never know when you'll need them.
\_ You think oral sex with your wife is really that much of
a scandal in America anymore?
\_ it is a huge scandal in the midwest.
\_ gay sex should be number 1, I think then
\_ ah, yes, but no presidential candidate has ever
had gay sex scandals. not yet.
\_ unless you count Lincoln. -tom
\_ Oh great, now you're going to tell us that
Lincoln had hot gay sex with his slaves? Sheeit
\_ That's why they are called Log Cabin
Republicans
\_ Link please? This sounds like a San Francisco urban
legend. Frankly, I think you're full of crap.
\_ Obama Derangement Syndrome is going to be fun to watch.
\_ I am willing to bet a lot of money that Obama only has sex with his legal wife
\_ I am willing to bet a lot of money that Obama only has sex with his
legal wife
for the next 8 years.
legal wife for the next 8 years.
\_ Best part of that site: "The main Stream Media" |
| 2008/10/29 [Recreation/Dating] UID:51719 Activity:moderate |
10/29 You're having sex. NAGIOS goes off. THERE'S A BOMB ON THE BUS.
WHAT DO YOU DO?
\_ Explode.
\_ It depends on who/what (if any) you're having sex with.
\_ Enhanced interrogation techniques on sex partner. HOTT!!
\_ What's Nagios?
\_ Maybe http://www.nagios.org |
| 2008/10/25-28 [Recreation/Dating] UID:51682 Activity:low |
10/25 is dating coworkers bad?
\_ work love is off limits - it just is. but when you rewrite queries
with more joins than conditions...the faster they run, the hotter
i get. aw jeez...i'm a prude in the office - ... until you.
when you're reviewing something and you say 'hmm', my knees get
weak and i start thinking about that sound...and what it would be
like to hear you say it in my ear, on my neck. when you yawn at
your desk and stretch so your shirt rides up... i want to kiss the
side of your tummy where it's so soft...and slide to the front
where you're fuzzy in just the right sexy way... and i think of
your hands on me, your breath in my hair, feeling you between...
oh sweet jesus - select * from what?? i can't even think anymore.
stop stretching, stop emoting, just fucking stop breathing.
you're killing me. just fall for me already so we can... over and
over, constantly...
\_ It depends, but in general it is a bad idea. If you really insist,
make sure that it is not someone who either you report to or who
reports to you and be prepared to quit if things go sour.
\_ Is dating a co-worker bad when there is no reporting relationship
but both she and I have separate spouses?
\_ This is a disaster for your career if this ever gets out.
Do you want to be a code monkey your whole life?
\_ this is at a startup of only 50 people
\_ how does that make a difference, or are you implying
that you're already a code monkey for life?
that you're already a code monkey 4 LYFE ? |
| 2008/10/24-28 [Recreation/Dating] UID:51675 Activity:kinda low |
10/24 would you drive 240 miles to get laid?
\_ well that would DEPEND on how hot the other person is, yes?
\_ Would depend on who was doing the laying.
\_ Also depends on how long since I last got laid. Definitely not now.
\_ When I was young and horny, I once drove 770 miles to get laid.
Now I just wake up my wife.
Now I just roll over and wake up my wife.
\_ I'm sure she loves being disturbed from slumber because you
have needs. Divorce is iminent.
have needs. Divorce is imminent.
\_ Statistically not. Ten minutes once or twice a week
is hardly a burden.
\_ There are statistics about divorce rates for inconsiderate
husbands?
\_ This morning she rolled over and woke me up, so I am not too
worried.
\_ Done already -- might drive 752 miles or maybe fly in a month or
two.
\_ Only if I was an idiot who was afraid to fly. It's a 1 hour flight!
\_ I just did 100 miles each way, so that's 200 miles RT.
\_ I used to take Amtrak 150mi each way on the weekends for this
exact purpose. |
| 2008/10/22-27 [Reference/BayArea, Recreation/Dating] UID:51631 Activity:moderate |
10/22 So, anyone here live in SF? How are you voting on Measure K?
\_ I'm going to a YES TO PROP 8 rally in SF this week.
\_ When/Where is that? THAT should be interesting.
\_ However interesting it gets, it'll still be safer
than NO TO PROP 8 rally in Chico.
\_ You've never been to Chico, have you.
\_ Yeah try Redding or Bakersfield
\_ No I've never been there though I'm sure there
are a lot more CCW permits in Chico than SF.
\_ What, do you think that you would get shot or
something? You really don't know Chico very well...
\_ If you ask your average Chican for a shotgun, odds
are that you're going to get a beer with two holes.
\_ Which phone booth is that being held in?
\_ yeah where is it? i'll show.
\_ Looking forward to some legal hookin, eh?
\_ Nah, I'd vote no, but I don't live in SF. I was curious if
anyone had anything interesting to say. -op
\_ totally misguided.There is always the weird SF crowd who seem to
think that most of the women in the underground prostitution
economy are there of their own free will. All of those foreign
women in lab coats at the massage parlors have an imaginary
500k debt to pay off to a smuggler or the smugglers have
threatened to kill their entire family back in the old country.
They should focus their efforts in getting the women to join
the real economy, off of drugs and off of the street.
\_ What's with your spaceing?
\_ i think my .emacs is out of control.
\_ I personally know at least three sex workers who are doing if
\_ I personally know at least three sex workers who are doing it
of their own free will. Go to http://kink.com and you will find dozens.
Legalizing it is a better way of regulating it than what we have
now. Compare Amsterdam vs. SF. In which one is there less
exploitive sex trade? Oh, I am an SF resident voting Yes on K.
\_ So, this is my problem with it. Legalizing and regulating
ala Nevada might be reasonable. Simply having the police
not prosecute it seems like it would just make things worse.
\_ I doubt it, though I agree with you on the legalize angle.
\_ My thinking is basically this, decrimializing it does
not make it a legitimate business. It does not
regulate it. It simply allows criminals to work
unmolested. That really just means all the pimps and
thugs will go to SF to do their business.
\_ I don't think that decriminalizing marijuana
distribution increased the amount of violent crime
in SF, so I don't think this will either. You forget
that "sex tourism" is a pretty big, if often
unappreciated, part of the economy here. Did you
know that massage parlors have to get a license
a special fee, that goes straight to the Public Health
Dept ? It is already half-decrminalized as it is.
Dept ? It is already half-decriminalized as it is.
a special fee, that goes straight to the Public
Health Dept ? It is already half-decriminalized
as it is.
\_ Excuse me? This is in SF? Are you SURE?
\_ What part are you asking me to restate here?
\_ In Sweden they made it legal to sell sex, but not buy it:
http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2008/03/15/news/Sweden-Prostitution.php |
| 2008/10/15-17 [Reference/BayArea, Recreation/Dating] UID:51533 Activity:moderate |
10/14 Has anyone raised chickens in an urban environment? My friend's HOA
in SF is vague enough to allow chickens in his backyard (2 units),
and we've been doing some reading and talking to people who have done
this in suburban areas, but was wondering if anyone had any specific
advice.
\_ Each city has it's own ordinance. For example, Oakland doesn't
allow cocks anywhere...but hens are fine. Also I beleive your hen
house is suppose to be 50 ft away from your house and your neighbor's\
fence...which is a bit difficult to do. Check out chicken tractors
or moveable pens. Also, chickens don't make good housepets, no
matter what people tell you.
house is suppose to be 50 ft away from your house and your
neighbor's fence...which is a bit difficult to do. Check out
chicken tractors or moveable pens. Also, chickens don't make good
housepets, no matter what people tell you.
\_ Oakland doesn't allow cocks anywhere? How do all those horny
H07 4ZN CH1X in Oakland survive the loneliness?
H07 4ZN CH1X in Oakland survive the emptiness?
\_ I heard that chicken tractors are pretty good for weed control.
Just move the chickens around and they eat the small weeds.
\_ In SF? Where the fuck do you have a place with a backyard
big enough to waste on a chicken tractor?
\_ SF? Sorry, I got off on a tangent and was back in suburbia.
\_ They are ornery little fuckers and your neighbors will hate you.
Then again fresh eggs are pretty damn amazing.
\_ Not only will your neighbors hate you, but YOU will hate you
after being henpecked for the 20th time. That said, the eggs
are out of this world. Watch out that you don't end up with
two roosters, as they can get quite violent with each other.
\_ I would recommend never getting roosters. Our neighbor
had a rooster for a little while. Stupid thing would wake
up our daughter at 3am every day. 3AM!
\_ Yeah, if you raise a rooster in an urban or suburban
area you totally deserve to be beaten.
\_ My neighbor has a rooster and I enjoy hearing it crow.
Injects some normalcy into the urban jungle. It
doesn't crow loudly enough for me to hear it unless
the windows are open. I know some neighbors are
pissed, but I also know others enjoy it, too. Depends
on how far the stick is up your ass.
\_ Yeah, seriously. What's his problem with waking his
kids up at 3AM anyway? Get that stick outta your ass!
\_ Unless people are paying to watch!
\_ I was looking at http://www.mypetchicken.com
I plan on getting hens only. I need to read more about different
varietals. I wasn't clear in my original post, but the intent is
to have 2 (maybe 3) chickens and get about a dozen eggs a week.
\_ If you've never had chickens before, they really do suck as pets.
\_ You know, if it's a shared backyard for a 2 unit HOA you really
should have the blessing of your condo-mate.
\_ Not shared backyard and the upstairs unit is rented out to
3 guys, but yes, before going forward, I need to talk to my
HOA (the other guy).
\_ Highly recommended that you do your research before getting your
chickens. Some varieties thrive in a small environment; others
will kill each other if not given plenty of space to roam around
in. |
| 2008/10/8-9 [Recreation/Dating, Health/Women] UID:51442 Activity:nil |
10/8 motd pregnant guy i have a date for you
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/index.html?emid=ORALSMA |
| 2008/10/5-9 [Recreation/Dating, Finance/Investment] UID:51385 Activity:nil |
10/5 http://tinyurl.com/3l6dsz Behold, the list of companies affected by LEH bankruptcy and the cash amounts. CDS settlement this Friday! |
| 2008/10/2-7 [Recreation/Dating, Science/GlobalWarming] UID:51352 Activity:nil |
10/2 I haven't had wet dreams for years. Is there any wet-dream-enhancing
drugs out there?
\_ Stop masturbating. (I'd say stop having sex but if you are
as pathetic a troll as this I think it's pretty obvious you
are still a 30 year old virgin.)
\_ Nope. Married and two kids. -- OP
\_ Agreed. I stopped having sex for about 2 years and I concentrate
most of my energy at work. I'm going to get promoted thanks
to channeling all of my energy to my professional work. The
plus side is that it makes my wife happier too because she's
a typical TAIWANESE WOMAN with the sexual drive of an ice cube
but has a voracious appetite for a suburban house where she
keeps all her expensive shoes and Gucci and Bebe and Prada
wears that she never wears.
\_ Why are you still with her? Is she otherwise fun? Does
she work in a comparable job?
\_ because I no longer have any sex drive myself. I've
been taking medications and my career's going well.
\_ But do you like having her around? Is she a net zero,
negative or positive? If regular sex isn't her value
add, what is?
\_ If I have the ability to divert my sex drive energy to my
work, I would probably be at two levels above my current level
on the corporate ladder. But I don't have that ability. I
waste a lot of time and energy on having sex, surfing porn,
day-dreaming about sex, and masturbating. -- OP
waste so much time and energy on having sex, surfing porn,
day-dreaming about sex, thinking about other hot women, and
masturbating. -- OP |
| 2008/9/20-23 [Recreation/Dating, Computer/SW/Security] UID:51244 Activity:kinda low |
9/20 Etiquette question: my gf's boss invited her to his son's bar-mitzvah.
What is a proper attire to wear for non Jewish women? Black & white
only? Long sleeves only? Can you have color? Can you take
pictures? Thanks.
\_ Ok my gf just wore long dress. Turns out they had a super fancy
one with 200 people attending. They spent ~$30K on a bar-mitzvah.
Is that how much they normally cost? It's very impressive.
\_ $30K was more than my wedding, a LOT more. If you're spending
that much on a 13 year old kid, it says a lot about how much
you value bar-mitzvah. Or it could just mean that Jewish
people ARE rich!
\_ Mazel Tov! Think in terms of what you would wear to go to church,
remembering that the actual Bar Mitzvah ceremony will be part of
a service at a synagogue. Think in terms of a dress, a nice pants
suit, or a skirt and nice top. Dress shoes and, if cooler weather,
stockings. Nothing flashy or showing much flesh. There is typically
no need for a head covering--if the congregation likes women to
have head coverings, there'll have something in the lobby for you
to put on. Colors are okay, although subdued would be best.
A card including a check made out to the son is best, which you
can give to the father anytime except during the service. If you've
been invited to a party or a reception afterwards, that's a good
time. It's traditional in Judaism to give money in multiples of $18,
so think something like $54 or $72 or $90, depending on what you
can afford and whether you've been invited only to the service or
to a party afterward. In terms of the service, it will be a
combination of English and Hebrew. The boy will recite prayers in
Hebrew, and a portion of the Torah (what you may call the Old
Testament) in Hebrew. There may also be a short speech in English.
Just stand when the congregation stands and sit when they sit. If
you understand the prayers and are comfortable reciting them with
the congregation, do so, otherwise it's okay, since you're a
visitor, just to read along in the prayer book (called a Siddur).
\_ Give a card that says "In lieu of a gift, my tax dollars
were sent to Israel".
\_ LOL good one!!! It's almost Seinfeld material.
\- ok tnx |
| 2008/9/19-23 [Recreation/Dating] UID:51238 Activity:nil |
9/19 Does http://Amazon.com do IP+browser tracking now? I was browsing on a guest computer for Sex in the City DVD (for my girlfriend's bday) and logged out, cleared cookies, reset history, etc. Then when I went back, it started giving me Sex in the City recommendations along with other girly stuff. I'm really pissed right now because I cleared all the cookies and history and it should not expose me as the guy who likes Sex in the City stuff. Really pissed. \_ Where you logged in as the same user both times? \_ Were you logged in as the same user both times? |
| 2008/9/15-19 [Recreation/Dating] UID:51182 Activity:nil |
9/15 motd getting hella layed guy here. I think my girlfriend is a sex
addict. Three times a day is not sustainable. What should I do?
\_ Marry her. That'll stop the sex immediately after the honeymoon.
\_ Take pills.
\_ Just tell her you can only get it up twice a day and that she needs
to find a f*ck buddy for the rest of her needs.
\_ If she really is a sex addict she's already got a fuck buddy
or 10.
\_ I just installed Ubuntu instead of getting laid. Yay!!!!!!!
\_ You must not be pleasing her if she's dissatisfied after doing
it twice. Take the hint. |
| 2008/9/15-19 [Recreation/Dating] UID:51177 Activity:nil |
9/15 how do i marry the hot girl in MISTER FOE
\_ First you must become worthy. Stop being a loser. Second,
you must insinuate yourself into her life somehow. That will
take lots of $$. Third, you must tell us her name. |
| 2008/9/8-9 [Recreation/Dating, Consumer/TV] UID:51104 Activity:low |
9/8 Has anyone tried Blue Ray porn? Is it any good?
\_ VCD porn is good enough for me. |
| 2008/9/6-12 [Recreation/Dating] UID:51077 Activity:nil |
9/6 I am hornier than David Duchovny.
\_ i think all the sexual repression between mulder and scully
caused Duchovny to get this way. When he was allowed to
direct and write some of the shows you can see how sexually
messed up they became and destroyed the once great XFiles
with his silliness.
\_ XFiles really did start sucking when Duchovny moved to LA
\_ You'd jack off to porn every night if you had to work that
closely with Gillian Anderson, too. I don't see what the big
deal is, actually.
\_ He's married to Tea Leoni. Pardon me while I cry him a
fucking river.
\_ He wasn't jacking off to porn. He was having regularly random sex
with people who were not his wife/mother of his two sons/insanely
hot Tea Leoni. the dude is a tard. |
| 2008/9/5-12 [Recreation/Dating] UID:51067 Activity:nil |
9/5 http://media.www.thescsucollegian.com/media/storage/paper1317/news/2008/09/04/Entertainment/Essay.sex.Without.A.Condom.Is.The.New.Engagement.Ring.Causes.Stir-3407628.shtml Sex w/o condom is the new engagement ring \_ What is anal sex without a condom then? \_ TOTAL HEAVEN \_ Divorce. \_ I did that maybe five times with my wife of nine years. She didn't like it that much, but we're still married. \_ I think you are missing the humor here. |
| 2008/9/3-8 [Recreation/Dating, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:51050 Activity:nil |
9/3 how does http://youporn.com make money? I used it 9 times today, never saw an ad. Am REALLY tired now. \_ Aren't there ads for pay porn sites on the right hand side? I have not used youporn in a while, there are better freeporn sites now. \_ like youtube, search for cwh, sort by date. \_ really tired now? and chafed? CHAPPED SKINFLUTE NEED REST \_ A better question is why sites like this have not been sued for distributing content they did not obtain rights to. \_ An even better question is WHO THE FUCK CARES dumb fuck and the actual answer is in YouTube (hint: YouTube lawsuits didn't come in full force until Google bought it). Don't suck cow nipple till you know it has milk. DUMB FUCK. \_ The people who created the content probably care. |
| 2008/8/27-9/3 [Recreation/Dating] UID:50981 Activity:low |
8/27 Dang, woman kills hit-man, hired by her husband, with her bare hands
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14859827
\_ I've seen this movie. Grace Kelly was good in it.
\_ Smart that he hired a hit man then, isn't he?
\_ Clearly this man is a former POW.
\_ Not really, he should've hired a bigger hitman.
\_ Or married a smaller wife. Try the lasagna. I'm here all week.
\_ No need for concealed carry, just bare hands. |
| 2008/8/26-30 [Recreation/Dating] UID:50977 Activity:low |
8/26 Hey, motd boob guy, I have got a story for you:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/6gkcae
\_ No pics, damn.
\_ I don't understand her outrage. She's got metal on her body. How
does the TSA know it's a bra and not a box cutter or whatever?
They have to err on the side of caution, because otherwise
someone will smuggle something in their bra and they will be
taken to task for not being diligent.
\_ a 9/11-style takeover with box cutters would not be possible
anymore; keeping people from bringing nail clippers or swiss
army knives on planes does nothing meaningful for security.
\_ Thank you Security Guru. Don't quit your day job.
\_ There is no way that confiscating nail clippers makes
anyone more safe. It is a "feel good measure" and nothing
more, just like most of what the TSA does.
\_ The amount of metal in an underwire bra is very small, and
overwhelmingly the choice for large-breasted women because of the
support. So why are the sensors tuned up so high as to detect
that tiny amount of metal?
\_ How else would they have an excuse to strip "A big-busted
woman wearing a large underwire bra"?
\_ Do you want them to detect metal or not? The amount is not
very small if you've ever taken apart a bra, by the way,
and they have no idea of knowing it's even the bra that's
setting the sensor off until they check. She can say it's
her bra, but who is to know? |
| 2008/8/23-29 [Recreation/Dating] UID:50948 Activity:nil |
8/23 Does celibacy imply no masterbation?
\_ no. |
| 2008/8/20-26 [Recreation/Dating, Health/Women] UID:50919 Activity:nil |
8/20 blonde women. so attractive. so bitchy.
\_ I heard they're extincting. Blonde men are marrying Asian
women while blonde women are marrying black sports stars.
\- you may enjoy reading about WAGs:
not to confused with Sloan Rangers but possibly
overlapping with Chavs.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WAGs
\_ Wow, there's a lot more sports stars out there than I thought.
\_ Not really. Each of them is just fucking a lot of blonde
women. Look at Wilt Chamberlin.
\_ الله أَكْ!
\_ Wilt Chamberlin wasn't a mormon was he? |
| 2008/8/15-16 [Recreation/Dating] UID:50881 Activity:very high |
8/15 should i delete all my porn? s3 is kind of slow
\_ You're an idiot if you keep porn on S3. The cost benefit
for single user is almost nothing compared to a local
SATA drive. Yes you should delete all your porn. Oh shit
I've just been trolled
\_ I'm thinking of dd'ing the porn partition. motd give me strength!
\_ I put all my porn on my backup disk and now it seems to have died.
At least I still have xhamster.
\_ Hey, what else is there besides youporn and xhamster? Googling
is kind of useless for this stuff.
\_ http://thepiratebay.org
http://cheggit.net
http://cinemajuggs.com
http://bigtittytube.com
http://fantasti.cc
http://planetsuzy.org
http://titsintops.com
http://pornbb.org
http://empornium.us
http://puretna.com - motd porn raid guy |
| 2008/8/15-18 [Recreation/Dating] UID:50880 Activity:kinda low |
8/15 Watching bony little Asian girls winning the Olympics is really
disgusting. Gymnastics in particular should be full bodied women
with nice curves and boobs, like Jackie Johnson. -dim #1 fan
\- you know there is a heptathelete
named Jacquelyn Johnson.
Nicole Kidman or Britta Steffen:
http://www.usedomfotos.de/portraet2a.htm
\_ Why don't you stick to watching women's beach volleyball, then.
\_ Flat-chested.
\_ DoA olympics edition.
\_ What's DoA? -- clueless
\_ Dead or Alive. A fighting game featuring girls with
ridiculously large boobs in ridiculously revealing
outfits.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:DOA_tag_attack.jpg
_/
Well, in particular:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_or_Alive_Xtreme_Beach_Volleyball |
| 2008/8/15-19 [Recreation/Dating] UID:50878 Activity:low |
8/15 motd not getting laid guy here. the girlfriend is playing
WoW 3-5 hours a night and has fell in love with her WoW mentor.
I guess he helps her run through levels? Not sure how it works.
She freely admits she has never seen him and he probably weighs
500 pounds.
\_ Why does that matter if she's not interested in sex?
\_ She's just a roommate now. She's not fucking him and she
doesn't love him. Dude, time for her to go, don'tcha
think?
\_ OP needs to decide if he is a loser and has to put
up with her, or if he can do better, in which case
start making other plans.
\_ motd not getting laid guy here again. the girlfriend has opened
a blog for her WoW character. I will update later if my life
continues to spiral down into despair.
\_ Dude, for your future psychological good, just dump her and
either leave or kick her to the curb. Who is paying the rent?
\_ Wow, as a WoW obsessed blogger, I bet she's not a great
physical specimen either. How about it MNGLG? Is she
a woofer? |
| 2008/8/9-13 [Recreation/Dating, Health/Women] UID:50829 Activity:kinda low |
8/8 How common is it for (white) married women in their mid 30s
in SF to not wear a ring, engagement or wedding band?
Common? Rare? Really rare?
\_ I guess you've locked on a target.
\_ I guess you've located a target.
\_ Why are you asking? Are you trying to guess from the lack
of ring, or did you guess, move, and get turned down because
she said she was engaged/married?
\_ I know for a fact she is married (because she mentioned him).
I am curious whether there are a lot of people here who don't
believe in the wedding band thing and never wore one, or whether
she stopped wearing one for some reason I know more women are
anti-diamond now, but I thought among Caucasian couples, the
band of gold was pretty standard even among non-trad lefties.
\_ Pretty rare, in my experience. For some reason, Asian married
women are much less likely to wear a wedding band. Why is that?
\_ They might attach less importance to the tradition. My mom
doesn't wear a ring because she's afraid of someone mugging
her or something. She hasn't really been mugged since riding MUNI
in the 80s, but old habits die hard I guess.
\_ My (asian) wife doesn't put as much importance on the tradition,
and also it bugs her. Sometime it gets kinda itchy I guess.
She seems to wear it about half the time.
\_ My parents are one of the most sickiningly happy married couples
I know and they never wore wedding rings, and for some reason the
whole idea of a ring seems strange to me.
\_ That's because they never told you that they're SWINGERS
\_ The only married swingers I know wear rings. |
| 2008/8/3-8 [Recreation/Dating] UID:50766 Activity:nil |
8/3 "Polish monk preaches divine sex -- with Church's blessing:"
http://www.csua.org/u/m01 (Yahoo! News) |
| 2008/7/30 [Recreation/Dating] UID:50740 Activity:nil |
7/30 Texas Presley started growing breasts at 8 and was up to a full
DD by age 13. Incredible! |
| 2008/7/25-29 [Recreation/Dating] UID:50685 Activity:kinda low |
7/25 there are so many hot MILF types in tank tops walking around
who must be schoolteachers on their spring break. i can't deal.
\_ Where are you at?
\_ Where are you at? Here in The City, all I see are skinny flat
chested women with winter jackets on.
\_ Why winter jackets? It's summer. Also, I think they're
little Asian boys (transvestites).
\_ It's July! Recently the highs have been in the 50's,
\_ It's July! Recently the highs have been in the high 50's,
though the sun just came out today, admittedly.
\_ MILF?
\_ Mother I'd Like to F***. This is a new genre of porn in recent
years. -- !OP
\_ Spring? It's July now.
\_ obviously he meant summer break. you should understand that
this type of thing happens when there is a massive diversion
of bloodflow from the brain.
\_ it's still pretty hot out there.
\_ He means summer break. No idea why he assumes these women
are teachers, though.
\_ It's almost noon, don't people have jobs? why else
would they be walking around?
\_ Hookers work at night.
\_ they were pretty hot. and they must have multiple
degrees and credentials now to teach in the state of
CA. hot hot hot hot.
\_ Post some pics pleeeeeease!
\_ Hot MILFs are generally trophy wives and don't work. Work
would be bad for their appearance. It would cut into time
at the spa.
\- er are those "mothers" or are those FBFs?
i'd think motherhood might affect appearance too.
\_ What's a FBF? BTW, I don't think motherhood seems to
affect appearance. You think Jessica Alba is suddenly
not hot now?
\- i was kidding about the motherhood comment.
FBF = forty but fuckable, although that term
sort of loses meaning when you are in an
epsilon neighborhood of 40. i note in passing
spitzers-ho and spitzers-hos-mom look the same
age: http://tinyurl.com/6llugm
\_ Good genes, I guess. |
| 2008/7/17 [Recreation/Dating] UID:50606 Activity:nil |
7/13 first day of sixth grade. the best part about those rayon
monstrosities? the bras that all the girls had just begun to wear
over the summer were plainly visible through them. or, in my case,
it wasn't, and i was taunted the entire first day for OMG, not
wearing a bra yet. then when i started wearing one (after waiting
until the last possible moment after the first day of school to tell
my mother i needed one, so she had to take me to get a bra before
school on the second day), i was teased for having what they called
a "push-up bra", i.e., not a sports bra- one with actual cups,
straps, a snap in the back, etc. it's pretty satisfying to know
that i have bigger tits now than any of these girls probably do.
well, except maybe for the Amazon Woman second from the right. |
| 2008/7/16 [Recreation/Dating] UID:50589 Activity:nil |
7/16 You all remember Amazon Amanda from BODacious magazine, right? If you
haven't got the mag, you owe yourself a kick in the ass. Here's why:
Amanda measures as follows: she stands at an Amazonian 6'3, wears a
44" DD cup bra, and tips the scales at a solid 365 pounds. What I
didn't mention, is that she has a bear-huggable 43" waist, and her
hips measure a stunning 63 inches. Like I said, she's one big girl!
Size + shape = Yummilicious! |
| 2008/7/15-23 [Recreation/Dating] UID:50575 Activity:nil |
7/15 Russians rule man:
http://flickr.com/photos/down_under_images/567707764
\_ comments are funny too. |
| 2008/7/9-11 [Recreation/Dating, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll] UID:50503 Activity:low |
7/9 Hot! What's the name of this actress / porn star (not sure which)?
Thanks a lot!!!
http://www.busty-women.net/bustyasians/20080701rd1964/prtty.html (NSFW)
\_ Dunno, but she's gross. Are you boob guy?
\_ Asian = gross. Jackie Johnson #1!!!
\_ There are hot Asians. She's not one of them.
\_ I'm not *the* MOTD Boob Guy, but I'm a boob guy. |
| 2008/7/8-10 [Recreation/Dating] UID:50500 Activity:nil 54%like:50399 |
7/8 NSFW: is it too soon for wall-e porn?
http://g.photos.cx/walle-9c.jpg
\_ It will never be time for Wall-E porn.
\_ Ugh. I'm really tempted to click that just to see if the Internet
actually went there, but I'm at work.
\_ Yeah, the Internet really went there, but I would not consider
it unsafe. Depends on where you work, I guess. |
| 2008/6/30-7/14 [Recreation/Dating] UID:50429 Activity:low |
6/30 motd not getting laid guy here. girlfriend is out of town for a few
weeks so i invited hot chick to stay with me for a bit. she's on her
period, so it's just been blowjoys in the morning, blowjobs in the
afternoon, blowjobs before i fall asleep. its a little annoying. i
have to go work early in the morning, lately we have been doing the
pair programming thing. i am absolutely useless now since i can barely
keep my eyes open. my agile partner must really hate me. now
i never get enough sleep, i am really mellow all day, and im
thinking about taking up drinking coffee all of the time to
compensate.
\_ Dear motd, I never thought it would happen to me, but...
\_ are you Mormon?
\_ Wha?
\_ What does your g/f think about all this?
\_ dunno, she'll be back next week. this morning the hot chick
kept trying to have sex with me at 5am but all I wanted to do
is sleep. so tiresome.
\_ Drink more coffee. You are only young once. |
| 2008/6/27-7/14 [Recreation/Dating] UID:50398 Activity:nil |
6/27 HOLY SHIT!!!!!
You CANNOT make this stuff up.
Senators Larry "bathroom toe tapper" Craig (R-Naturally) and
David "DC Madam Client" Vitter (R-Obviously) have co-sponsored
the "Marriage Protection Amendment" that would rewrite the US
Constitution to make only marriage between a man and a woman legal.
http://tinyurl.com/57buat
\_ Well in Craig's case, the modivation is pretty obvious. If all
the gay's get married, who is he gonna pick up in airport
bathrooms? -R
\_ The provision does allow for marriages conducted in Minnesota
airport bathrooms to be legal, regardless of the sex of the
participants. |
| 2008/6/26-30 [Recreation/Dating] UID:50385 Activity:low |
6/26 Dating Asian male, the latest fad. So how long is this one going
to last? And what will be the next fad?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AY2Y53xuCWE
\_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stFpOJc38Q8&feature=related
"I heard that everybody likes Asian. I like Asians a lot."
"I really like Asians... if you're Asian and plan on marrying
me, that'd be really awesome."
\_ To be on TV as an Asian, you gotta be wimpy or ugly or sing
like that retarded Cal kid:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iGhxCrvv6o
\_ SULU was not wimpy or ugly. While I can't remember exactly
how he sang, it was nowhere near as bad as W. HUNG.
\_ (gay, though)
\_ Harold and Kumar!
\_ Movies are different than TV.
\_ Acutally, sadly, they aren't. How many asian leading men
can you think of who aren't hong kong action stars?
\_ Ben Kingsley?
\_ Does he get the Mickey Rooney honorary asian award
too?
\_ Ben Kingsley is not an honorary asian, he is
asian (his dad is Indian).
\_ B. D. Wong (gay, though)
\_ Bruce Lee? Jet Li? C'mon...
\_ Yeah PP obviously forgot "or can do all that chop-suey
karate shit"
\_ I don't think SULU can "do all that chop-suey karate shit"
\_ Sci-fi shows are more likely to feature aliens.
Asians == aliens. There were Asian guys on Lost too,
which is basically sci-fi.
\_ Sulu (George Takei) in Star Trek.
\_ But he can fence!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a8/STNakedTime.jpg
\_ You cannot possibly comprehend how little I care about this subject. |
| 2008/6/24-27 [Recreation/Dating] UID:50352 Activity:nil |
6/24 One in 5 Americans have genital herpes. 20%
\_ I can't figure out why I don't, I guess the religious use of
condoms really does work. I must have had sex with 40 women
in my life... most of them were college educated, perhaps more
careful.
\_ 40? You don't get bored? Don't they all feel the same after a
while?
\_ I was single for a long time (20 years) before settling down
and getting married. No, I never got bored, or perhaps I
got bored too easily, depending on how you look at it. I did
notice that when I was younger than 30, I was the dumpee and
after 30, the dumper, in almost every case.
\_ I'm married and I've only slept with my wife. I can only
dream about sleeping with other women. But I imagine that
for someone who actually gets to sleep with tens of women,
getting a new women would become boring because he has
seen them all. -- PP
\_ The thrill is in the chase.
\_ Do you ever get bored of trying new and exciting dishes
of good food you have never had before? |
| 2008/6/24-27 [Recreation/Dating] UID:50351 Activity:nil |
6/24 Dear not getting laid guy, read this, it may help you get
laid: http://www.laddertheory.com
\_ oldie but goodie: http://www.laddertheory.com/images/toppingout.gif |
| 2008/6/23-24 [Recreation/Dating] UID:50339 Activity:nil |
6/23 give this to your wife, motd not getting laid guy
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/06/23/europe/virgins.php
\_ Was there such an option for women in Ancient China? |
| 2008/6/19-23 [Recreation/Dating, Uncategorized/Profanity, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll] UID:50306 Activity:nil |
6/19 worst thing ever. smurf sex. NSFW etc.
http://www.youporn.com/watch/157460
\_ I watched all of that now I have permanent brain damage. thx a lot
\_ I hope you watched it with your sound on.
\_ you were warned. -!op |
| 2008/6/13-17 [Recreation/Dating] UID:50255 Activity:high |
6/13 Kern county once again proves that it sucks
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080613/ap_on_re_us/gay_marriage
\_ Or doesn't. Gays can still get their licenses, the county office
simply won't perform the ceremony.
\_ and that doesn't suck?
\_ Not to me.
\_ It's classic bigotry to kill services when the undesirables
start getting access to them. It's really sad how common-
place and acceptable homophobia is. Imagine if this clerk
killed the program because mixed race couples were getting
married. Oh yeah, that's right, you don't think gay couples
count, but you probably try to hide from your bigotry with
libritarian froth.
\_ It's really sad how the CASC redefined an 800-year-old
h word, and how people like you make up words like
\_ Why 800?
Why not
900 or
1200 or
whatever?
\_ The OED
etymology.
word, and how people like you make up words like
"homophobia".
\_ Words change meaning all the time, and the CASC are
not the first people to use "marriage" to include
gays. Legal terms change, too, and "marriage" in
California was historically restricted to same-race
couples, and historically included the notion that
the wife's legal identity was merged into that of
her husband.
gays. (The OED even recognizes this usage now.)
Legal terms change, too, and "marriage" in California
was historically restricted to same-race couples, and
historically included the notion that the wife's
legal identity was merged into that of her husband.
\_ You must really bad sad about the lack
of slavery these days. I mean shit,
that was going on for 1000s of years
until those damn liberals destroyed
a venerable institution.
\_ Yeah, those damn liberals who thought that
women were equal to men, rather than
property of men, destroyed a fine and
venerable institution! (Hint: That's what
"marriage" meant until very recently.) -tom
\_ No, it didn't. -not tom
\_ http://preview.tinyurl.com/3rcb6p
"Woman was not recognized as a person but
was bought in marriage, like chattel."
I know this is not recently. -not tomII
I know this is not recently thoug. -not tomII
\_ I didn't know those liberals redefined the word
"slavery". What's the new meaning of the word
now?
word, and how people like you make up words like
"homophobia".
\_ The point, my dear clueless one, is that
society is not static. For 100s of years
homosexuality was a serious crime. Just
ask Oscar Wilde. Do you bemoan the fact
that we no longer jail gays? Do you
cry yourself to sleep over the fact that
get teary eyed when you remember that
homosexuality is no longer defined as
a mental disorder? Being a reactionary is
a losing bet every time.
\_ You're still avoiding the question.
Marriage is different from something
being a crime. Adultery is no longer a crime.
But we don't redefine adultery as marriage.
\_ Yeah, and I'll bet you cry yourself to sleep over the
end of the Inquisition, too.
\_ So, were most words born fully formed when God
created Adam or something? What words weren't made
up?
\_ Why 800? Why not 900 or 1200 or whatever?
\_ The OED etymology.
\_ 800 years ago marriage was for land owners
only and was more about poltics than anything
else. But don't let that you shed crocodile
tears over the death of language.
\_ I see the whole thing from a more distant sociological perspective.
I'm looking forward to seeing gay vs. straight divorce rates in
about 10 years.
\_ you homosexuals may wish to read JBOSWELL, who is The Standard
on the church/homosexuality/marriage:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Boswell
if you dont address the role of the french revolution and
the creation of CIVIL MARRAIGE, you are missing a key part
of the story. |
| 5/16 |