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6/24    Why no manual for woman!! why?? why!!!
        [xxx@@soda ~]% man man
        [xxx@@soda ~]% man woman
        No manual entry for woman
        [xxx@@soda ~]%
        \_ Because FreeBSD 4.7 is not politically correct.  Google for
           "Politically Correct UNIX System VI Release notes", which I've read
           more than 10yrs ago (not as a web page, of course.)
           \_ http://www.laughnet.net/archive/compute/newunix.htm
        \_ Why would a man want to enter a woman?  A man shound only enter
           another man!
           \_ Oh that's fucking sick. Of course I want to enter a woman, not
              a man you sicko.
              \_ In the Catholic version of UNIX, man enters boy.
        \_ There wasn't enough space on /usr to install it.
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www.laughnet.net/archive/compute/newunix.htm
Politically Correct UNIX In order for UNIX(tm) to survive into the nineties, it must get rid of its intimidating commands and outmoded jargon, and become compatible with the existing standards of our day. To this end, our technicians have come up with a new version of UNIX, System VI, for use by the PC - that is, the "Politically Correct." Politically Correct UNIX System VI Release notes UTILITIES: "man" pages are now called "person" pages. Similarly, "hangman" is now the "person_executed_by_an_oppressive_regime." To avoid casting aspersions on our feline friends, the "cat" command is now merely "domestic_quadruped." To date, there has only been a UNIX command for "yes" - reflecting the male belief that women always mean yes, even when they say no. " option which will crash the entire system if the "no" is ignored. The bias of the "mail" command is obvious, and it has been replaced by the more neutral "gendre" command. The "touch" command has been removed from the standard distribution due to its inappropriate use by high-level managers. "compress" has been replaced by the lightweight "feather" command. Thus, old information (such as that from Dead White European Males) should be archived via "tar" and "feather". The "more" command reflects the materialistic philosophy of the Reagan era. System VI uses the environmentally preferable "less" command. The biodegradable "KleeNeX" displaces the environmentally unfriendly "LaTeX". SHELL COMMANDS: To avoid unpleasant, medieval connotations, the "kill" command has been renamed "euthanise." The "nice" command was historically used by privileged users to give themselves priority over unprivileged ones, by telling them to be "nice". In System VI, the "sue" command is used by unprivileged users to get for themselves the rights enjoyed by privileged ones. "history" has been completely rewritten, and is now called "herstory." "quota" can now specify minimum as well as maximum usage, and will be strictly enforced. TERMINOLOGY: From now on, "rich text" will be more accurately referred to as "exploitive capitalist text". There will no longer be a invidious distinction between "dumb" and "smart" terminals. Traditionally, "normal video" (as opposed to "reverse video") was white on black. This implicitly condoned European colonialism, particularly with respect to people of African descent. UNIX System VI now uses "regressive video" to refer to white on black, while "progressive video" can be any color at all over a white background. For far too long, power has been concentrated in the hands of "root" and his "wheel" oligarchy. All system administration functions will be handled by the People's Committee for Democratically Organizing the System (PC-DOS). No longer will it be permissible for files and processes to be "owned" by users. All files and processes will own themselves, and decided how (or whether) to respond to requests from users. The X Window System will henceforth be known as the NC-17 Window System. And finally, UNIX itself will be renamed "PC" - for Procreatively Challenged. Any similarty of names or attitudes to that of any person, living or dead, is purely coincidental.