2/24    Help! I have a blind date and no idea where to take her.
        Any suggestions? Thanks!
        \_ Into my pants
           \_ No need to take her to a smelly, overhyped place that no one's
              actually been to.
              \_ What're you calling overhyped?
        \_ why is my penis so huge?
           \_ Don't ask questions, son.  Now get back on my lap.
        \_ The Alley Cat on Grand in Oakland.  After 9pm
           \_ is this a joke? I used to like this place when I lived in
              Berk.
        \_ take her to that retarded new upcoming movie with
           steve martin and queen latifah
        \_ obStripClub
        \_ No-Name Sushi (aka Yokoso Nippon) 314 Church St. in SF.
           Medium quality sushi.  Impressively low prices, hole-in-the-wall
           atmosphere.  You'll usually spend 10-15 minutes in line outside,
           but that's sort of part of the experience.
           \_ I think they must fill the sushi w/ starch or something, because
              everytime I go there I come out feeling like I ate a steak and
              potato dinner, as opposed to sushi. But the place is cool...
              \_ you have a weird idea of cool.
                 \_ Move to texas then.
                    \_ can I get good sushi in texas without waiting in line
                       outside for 15 minutes and not feeling like I need
                       to throwup?  Does living in the bay area automatically
                       mean bad sushi at crowded dives?  Does Texas mean
                       good sushi in a nice place?  If so, I'm there, buddy!
              \_ Sushi is mostly starch.
                 \_ ??? Explain yourself.  Or are you thinking of tempura?
                  \_ hello?  rice?
                     \_ Just the raw fish, baby, no rice here.
                        \_ Sashimi is the proper term.
                           \_ its all about the mercury, kids!
        \_ Yeah, find out from the person who set you up what she likes and
           go from there. Damn you need to get smacked by the Clue Club.
           \_ Good idea, but don't go somewhere you're not interested in
              just to impress her, or she's going to think you're into
              that sort of thing.
              \_ spoken like a true soda geek.  figure out what she likes.
                 do that, even if setting yourself on fire would be preferable.
                 repeat 3 times.  bang her.  discard.  start over.
                 \_ And you're speaking like the stereotypical male asshole?
                 \_ whats wrong with putting in some minor effort to make your
                    date happy?  you might as well just go bang some oakland
                    hooker if you dont care.
                 \_ what's the point in making your date think you like some
                    thing you don't?  That's hardly a good start to a
                    relationship.
                    \_ he's just a tough guy with 20 bucks burning a hole and
                       a thing for hookers.
                       \_ thought that guy moved to japan and has a striking
                          resemblance to Kim Il Jong
                          \_ like i said, spoken like true soda geeks.  and
                             how well did all that collective sodan wisdom
                             work?
                             \_ not really sure what you said but not being an
                                asshole got me a beautiful, intelligent, very
                                well educated, loving wife.  whats being an
                                asshole gotten you?  aids? herpes?  syph?
                                \_ Popeye sized arms. I like to switch.
                                \_ Yo' I got half-a-dozen kids in half-a-dozen
                                   states. I am biologically successful, unlike
                                   your pansy ass. How many kids do you have?
                                   \_ It only means that you can't last long
                                      enough for her to cum, so you can't
                                      withdraw.
                                   \_ Your simplistic views on biological
                                      success will purge you from the race.
                                      You're better off having a smaller number
                                      of successful children than a larger #
                                      that won't breed (but will have sex) in
                                      prisons across 6 states.
                                \_ BDG, can you explain this guys folly?
        \_ Tourrettes Without Regrets.  Part poetry slam, part variety show,
           part shock theater.  Always fun.  Sometimes gross and juvenile.
           She might be offended or upset, but I wouldn't want to date
           someone that would be offended after checking it out once.
           Alternate Tuesdays at the Oakland Metro.