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2004/4/13-14 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll, Computer/SW/Languages/Java] UID:13179 Activity:very high
4/13    Write a gore story for writing class, get expelled, teacher fired.
        http://csua.org/u/6wf   (chronicle and why censor this??)
        \_ There's a free speech rally going on in front of the school
           right now (well about 20mins ago, anyways) on new montgomery.
        \_ Al Gore invented censorship.
           \_ wow! that just never stops being funny.  in fact, I think that
              every time it's pointed out that he never said that,
              and that people who were at the event where he supposedly said
           \_ a kid i knew in jr. high typed in the lyrics to "last caress"
              by the Misfits in his typing class.  straight to the school
              counselor.  of course back in those days, they just figured
              out he was ok and let him go.
           \_ When my little brother was in the third grade, all of his
              stories ended with the end of the world.  The violent, grisly
              end of the world.  That's our boy.
        \_ Al Gore invented censorship.
              that tried unsuccsessfully to kill this media monster it just
              gets funnier!  Keep up the good work.  Don't forget about the
              Kerry/intern story your man drudge just made up out of thin
              air that seems to have dissapeard.
        \_ Heh, this reminds me of the mildly violent stories my brother
           used to write for class.  He got sent to the school counsler.
           He said it was the only time in his life he'd been litererally
           bored to tears.
           \_ a kid i knew in jr. high typed in the lyrics to "last caress"
              by the Misfits in his typing class.  straight to the school
              counselor.  of course back in those days, they just figured
              out he was ok and let him go.
           \_ When my little brother was in the third grade, all of his
              stories ended with the end of the world.  The violent, grisly
              end of the world.  That's our boy.
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csua.org/u/6wf -> sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi%3Ffile=/chronicle/archive/2004/03/25/MNGI85QTK11.DTL
Clarification: Jan Richman, the former writing instructor who is the subject of the following story, has written as a freelance contributor to SFGate, the online partner of The Chronicle. Jan Richman had seen the work of some hyperactive imaginations in her time as an art-school writing instructor. The quiet freshman from Seattle who sat in the back row had submitted a disturbing short story, a fictitious first-person account of a young serial killer. The story was so rife with gruesome details about sexual torture, dismemberment and bloodlust that the teacher panicked, wondering what to do now that she had already handed out copies to her class to take home and read. Ive read a lot of student stories where theyre trying to emulate some shock genre, Richman said last week. There was no story, no character development - just hacking up bodies. Still, she said, he was definitely bright, and I thought there were parts of the story that were well written. In addition, it was not the first serial-killer story she had read in her six semesters on the faculty at the Academy of Art University formerly College in San Francisco: It was not even the first story that had somebody slicing off someones nipples. Nevertheless, she went to her department coordinator looking for advice. Though the story was cause for concern, Richman could not possibly have envisioned how far its implications would stretch. Before the week was out, the student was expelled and sent home, the instructor was fighting for her job, and many students and faculty were left wondering about issues of artistic and academic freedom in the post-Columbine era of heightened fear over student safety. Tom Molanphy, head of the schools writing division, read the students story and took notes. Richman said Molanphy suggested the instructor have her students read the first chapter of Alice Sebolds recent bestseller, The Lovely Bones, a novel about a 14-year-old rape and murder victim, for comparison. That story was a good example of grisly details presented in the service of literature. The student seemed to need a lesson in avoiding gratuitous repulsiveness. According to Richman, Molanphys advice was to deal with it however you feel comfortable. But what happened next, just before last Christmas, made the instructor feel anything but comfortable. News of the story shot up the administrative ladder, from Eileen Everett, chairman of the liberal arts department, to Vice President Sue Rowley and to President Elisa Stephens, granddaughter of the schools founder. By the time Richmans weekly class was set to reconvene, the universitys director of security had called in the San Francisco Police Departments homicide division. 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Several of Richmans former students and colleagues say that both she and the student have been treated unfairly by the university and that the incident has fueled a climate of fear and repression that seems especially out of place at an art school, particularly one in San Francisco. These are college students, and I consider them adults, said one of Richmans fellow instructors, who spoke on condition of anonymity. Sometimes you have to teach them things that are a little edgy or else youre looking down on them. Wallace, a creative writing professor at Pomona College who holds a chair endowed by Roy Disney, was surprised to hear that his story might have been instrumental in an expulsion and a fellow teachers dismissal. If this college is taking it upon itself to protect kids, he said, there are going to be a whole lot more books other than mine that they would not want them reading. 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