Berkeley CSUA MOTD:2007:August:29 Wednesday <Tuesday, Thursday>
Berkeley CSUA MOTD
2007/8/29 [Recreation/Dating] UID:47790 Activity:high 80%like:47784
8/28    yes.  breasts.  huge.  now what?
        \_ Breasts?  Where?  Her breasts are as small as her brain.
2007/8/29-30 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Motd] UID:47791 Activity:low
8/28    Thank you motd censor, for cleansing the motd of anything useful or
        \_ I try.
           \_ Let's see: Owen Wilson, a fairly talented person, attempts
              suicide, but you, a talentless hack, don't have the decency to
              rid us of your presence? How sad.
        \_ That's not true.  There is all sorts of interesting stuff still here
           like the link to uh... hmmm... well there's the video of the uh...
           or uhm... well... yeah!
2007/8/29-30 [Uncategorized] UID:47792 Activity:nil
8/28    Why would the Butterscotch Stallion want to kill himself?
        \_ Horse and coke can do that to you.
        \_ Did you see You, Me, & Dupree?
2007/8/29-30 [Recreation/Computer] UID:47793 Activity:nil
8/28    this guy looks fun
        \_ Yes! This is just exactly what we need more in this world! Yet
           more opinionated political drivels! We love it, we want more!
2007/8/29-31 [Transportation/Car/Hybrid] UID:47794 Activity:nil
8/28    Anyone owns a Nissan Altima Hybrid?  Is it good?  Any complaints?  I'm
        trying to compare it to Camry Hybrid.  Thx.
2007/8/29-31 [Politics/Domestic/Gay] UID:47795 Activity:nil
8/29    why haven't there been any jokes about psb homosexual code
        and foot tapping and Congressman Craig?
        I had no idea there really is homosexual code.
        \_ You grew up in a cave didn't you?
           \_ I didn't know there was a real homosexual code either.
              I guess psb and Senator Craig knew.
2007/8/29-31 [Politics/Foreign/Asia/China, Politics] UID:47796 Activity:nil
8/29    a rare tale of survival in China's coal mines, the world's deadliest,
        where an average of 13 workers are killed every day.
        \_ racist
           \_ Oh, no, the mines are equal opportunity death traps.
        \_ Ate coal, huh?  How many calories in 100 grams of coal?
           \_ I would imagine quite a lot, or it wouldn't be such a good fuel.
              However, whether theyre digestable or not is another question...
2007/8/29-30 [Computer/SW/Editors/Vi] UID:47797 Activity:nil
8/28    hey motd censor, what are you using?  custom scripts?
        emacs?  good old fashioned vi?  an enterprise motd-to-motd
        solution?  tr?
2007/8/29-30 [Uncategorized] UID:47798 Activity:nil
8/29    When did /tmp/obese.png become the poster child for all articles
        on obesity?  --PeterM
        \_ You just did that to make us look didn't you?
2007/8/29-31 [Computer/SW/OS/OsX] UID:47799 Activity:nil
8/29    Planet Formation Mystery Solved - Yahoo! News:
        \_ We know God made the universe approx. 6000 years ago.
           \_ With all the same faith and fervor, I believe that all people
              who believe that are deluded.
2007/8/29-31 [Politics/Domestic/California, Science/Electric] UID:47800 Activity:nil
8/29    Time stopping next month:
            \_ of day over the phone,0,2466396,full.column?coll=la-home-center
        \_ Gee.  I was using this service to prove to our IT guy that it's
           our server whose time is wrong, not my machine, and so please stop
           sync'ing my machine's time to the server's.
2007/8/29-31 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA] UID:47801 Activity:nil
8/29    Restored much of /csua/bin and /csua/src (root only for the moment)
        Enjoy. -mrauser
2007/8/29-31 [Politics/Domestic/President/Bush, Recreation/Travel/Nola] UID:47802 Activity:nil
8/29    New Orleans is so screwed up.  Why is anyone seriously talking about
        rebuilding it?
        \_ conservative think-tanks are so pointless.  Why does anyone take
           their commentary seriously?
           \_ funny short url there
           \_ Sheer volume. It's hard to believe that anyone could publish so
              much and yet actually say so little.
2007/8/29 [Recreation/Dating] UID:47803 Activity:high
8/29    Well, my plan WAS to fill you all in on my past week and a half of
        life. But, sometimes things change in an instant. I CAN tell you
        that a few weeks back, I was as high on life. I felt that there was
        nothing in the world that could bring me down. I was given
        permission, by my husband, to have sex with other men. When I was
        first told, I never thought for a second that I could actually ever
        go through with it, so I just teased him by telling him stories of
        me having sex with other men, and it was a lot of fun. I did
        mention to him that if I were ever to do it, it had to be someone I
        was extremely attracted to. Well, that day came along. I found the
        perfect man to share this experience with. I told this man that I
        wanted to have sex with him and that I would pay for him to get
        tested so that we could enjoy ourselves knowing that we were
        safe. I had been around this guy in the past and Herpes was brought
        up, but it was never a straight forward question, so my answer was
        that 99.9% of the porn industry has Herpes. I thought by saying
        that it was pretty clear, but I should never have assumed. I got
        the test results back from Aim Healthcare and his test was negative
        for everything, so we set a time and a place for our rendezvous and
        I went on about my merry way. I was in heaven, feeling like I was
        thirteen year old again and having my first kiss at Skateworld. I
        had so much desire for this man and didn't even know it until my
        husband told me of his fantasy. Well, I went to meet up with him
        and we shared some of the most incredible sex I've ever had. We
        began to talk about how responsible we felt for doing it this way
        and that people should do it like this more often. Get tested, get
        permission and totally enjoy yourselves. It didn't even take
        ANYTHING away from the excitement of it! In fact, it may have made
        it even better! Then we started talking about STDs and he brings up
        Herpes! He says, "You don't have that do you?" My heart almost hit
        the floor and my gut tightened up like a knot. It's a little late
        in the game to be asking this now, don't you think? It was as much
        his responsibility as it was mine, so I can't really place any
        blame. I really thought he knew since we had talked briefly about
        it before. NEVER ASSUME ANYTHING!!!! I couldn't even tell him the
        truth at that moment because I was so embarrassed. I just blurted
        out, "NO!" I kept thinking how am I going to tell him. This is a
        man who doesn't work in the adult industry, granted I don't know
        what he does in his personal life, but I should have said something
        before it was too late. I never said a word and left. I called
        Aiden right away and told him what happened and immediately after
        that I called "the other man" to tell him that I lied. I explained
        everything and told him how I felt and he was actually really calm
        and nice about it all. I took him to Aim Healthcare the next day to
        talk about it and told him I would pay to get him tested again and
        that I would take care of it for him. I am just crossing my fingers
        that I did not give him HSV-2 for life. Now you all know why I
        posted the Herpes blog because I went through a lot emotionally and
        got very stressed out over it all. I actually lost sleep and my
        appetite for awhile. Now everything is calmed down and I feel a lot
        better. My husband's fantasy is gone. And even it if it weren't I
        don't think I could have sex with anyone else at this point. I am
        fine with having sex with just my husband for the rest of my
        life. You don't have to ask me twice.

        Anyway, here's the kicker. I started shooting the Vivid feature,
        The Devil in Miss Jones: Lost Paradise and everything was going
        well. I've been working 13 hour days and it's been challenging
        because I don't usually do these kinds of projects. I know that
        it's worth it to me though, because when I get to sit down and
        watch the finished product, I'll see all the hard work I put into
        it. The night of the 23rd, after my shower, I was putting some
        lotion on and felt what I thought was a rash on my upper butt
        cheek. I was like, what the hell is this? and kept trying to think
        of how I could have gotten it and from where, or was it a bug bite
        or something? I could not seem to pin point it. I left it alone and
        thought, well, it will be gone in a couple of days, no worries. But
        it has only gotten worse. I had to cancel my sex scenes for today
        and I went to the doctor, only to find that he thinks it Herpes. I
        am not 100% sure yet because the culture won't be back until
        Friday, but he loaded me up with medication. The thing is, it's not
        a normal sized breakout. It happens to be 2 inches in diameter and
        it's on my ass!!!!!!!! This isn't the worst thing that could
        happen. I am totally aware of that, but it is a big fucking deal to
        me considering the size and the placement! He even said it could
        very well leave a scar because of the size of it. I nearly cried!
        It's days like this that make my job suck. If there were one thing
        that I could name that would make me not want to have sex for a
        living it would be STDs! And that is why I am telling you all of
        this today. I will no longer be performing with other people. I'll
        still be doing solo scenes for extras on my movies and also
        directing, dancing and signings.

        This is really a big decision for me and it hurts me in some
        ways, but the way I look at... it's time to let me body relax. I
        just don't want to risk getting Herpes all over my body,

        or in my eyes, or genital warts or even HIV Don't worry,
        I'm not leaving the business, I'm just not going to be
        performing in front of the camera anymore. I know that
        is why a lot of you are my fans, but I hope you continue
        to be a fan of my work directing and behind the camera
        in the years to come. I can't thank you all enough for
        supporting my career throughout the years!  And I'll
        still be here telling you all about my adventures in
        life and all of the other really hot guys and girls I've
        been shooting. So don't go anywhere yet, I have much
        more in store for you.
        \_ ALRIGHT given that porn censorship has failed, I'll just leave
           this up. While you're at it, could you PLEASE post the source
           url so that we'll know where it's coming from? Thanks.
2007/8/29 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll] UID:47804 Activity:nil
8/29    motd censor-censor, I will defeat you!
2007/8/29-31 [Politics/Domestic/Election] UID:47805 Activity:kinda low
8/29    Didnt McCain take part in a giant S&L scandal back in the 80s?
        \_ yes.
           \_ Did he do anything wrong?
              \- note that south bay resident and stanfraud alumni and
              \- note that south bay resident and stanfraud alumnus and
                 otherwise nutjob alan cranston's culpability in the
                 keating five was much worse. i think maybe some people
                 keating five was worse. i think maybe some people
                 now have gotten more sophisticated about influence peddiling.
                 i can imagine the hillary-hsu connection is comparable,
                 let alone the marc rich cash for pardon case.
                 let alone the marc rich cash-for-pardon case.
                 also mccain made some acknowledgements about doing the
                 wrong thing. unlike say that human cockroach tom delay.
                 btw, i think charles keating should have been put to death.
                 \_ Delenda est Keating.
2007/8/29 [Recreation/Dating] UID:47806 Activity:nil
8/29    I love Savage Love:
        "Recently, I had the chance to reconnect with a friend. After one
        too many drinks, she confided in me about her sexual habits,
        telling me she likes "soiling." I stupidly asked what it was. The
        answer was probably the most disgusting thing I've ever heard: "You
        get some poo, and then you rub it on each other's skin." Apart from
        this shocking admission, she is a really nice girl. She is
        Christian and works in a caring profession. But I don't want to see
        her again because I am grossed out by this mental image. Is it fair
        to end a friendship over someone's sexual practices?"
2007/8/29-30 [Uncategorized] UID:47807 Activity:nil
8/29    4 times today by my count.  i think i broke something.
        \_ If 4 times == broken, then you sir are old as the hills.
           \_ 4 times before noon?  I think that's a little excessive!
2007/8/29-30 [Uncategorized] UID:47808 Activity:nil
8/29    wow that was a lot of porn
2007/8/29-30 [Uncategorized] UID:47809 Activity:low
8/29    I think I strained my upper arm a little bit lifting hand
        weights.  What do I do?  Wait it out?  Say nice things to it?
        This is getting tiresome.
        \_ Stretching plus Ibuprofen
           \_ How do I stretch my upper arm?  Wave it around a lot?
              I'm not trying to be annoying, it's just how I am.
              \_ Hold your hand against a wall or table, then move around until
                 the area gets stretched out.
        \_ More prayer, less masturbation!
           \_ Wrong arm.  I don't use the two-handed sword technique.
2007/8/29-30 [Uncategorized] UID:47810 Activity:moderate
8/29    What are some creative ways to trash Facebook?
        \_ DDOS!  uh i dunno.
           \_ Nonono I mean how do you trash the DATA, not the system.
              Like, can you trick it to make it think you're gay/straight
              even though you're not, so that its link/recommendation engine
              gets really confused. Obviously, this example sucks but I want
              to know if there are other creative ways to trash it.
              \_ Get a job there and erase the db and backups.  Then go to
2007/8/29-30 [Politics/Domestic/Gay] UID:47811 Activity:low
8/29    more on bathroom code from the straight dope - !psb
2007/8/29-31 [Transportation/PublicTransit] UID:47812 Activity:low
8/29    Wed 8/29 and Thu 8/30 are Spare the Air days.  Ride public transit
        \_ Spare the Airbag days.
           \_ That too.  Less driving, fewer accidents.
        \_ Uh, last I heard public transit is only free until 1 or 2 in the
           afternoon, not all day.
           \_ Well, don't give yourself too much credit or sell yourself short.
              Libido can be affected by you not doing the dishes or stress at
              her work, or just about anything. Try communicating, but be
              prepared to be patient; odds are good you're not going to get the
              whole story the first time around, and no good will come of a
              conversation that begins with "Why don't you want to have sex
              anymore?" Last, if it's hormonal, she ought to see a doctor.
              1) It's often treatable, and 2) it can be a precursor to other
              medical conditions. Good look.
           \_ Only BART, Caltrain, ACE and the ferries are not free after 1pm.
              About 30 other transit agencies provide free rides all day.
2007/8/29-30 [Uncategorized] UID:47813 Activity:nil
8/29    I was going through some old files and found a list that
        was basically "chicks that i'd like to bang".  Does
        anyone else do this?
        \_ Yes, but mine doesn't include public figures.  And I don't "find"
           my list -- I never forget that I maintain such a list.
        \_ Just you.
        \_ Yes, mostly pathetic geeks who have no chance of banging anyone
           on the list.
2007/8/29-30 [Computer/SW] UID:47814 Activity:nil
8/29    I guess sometimes, it really is homosexual code!
        \_ Is that anything like the bible code?
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