2/15    emarkp, jrleek, I don't know anything about Mormons, but after
        watching South Park and talking to this Mormon dude at work,
        I'm actually pretty jealous of Mormons. They always seem so happy,
        positive, and cheerful about something and their families actually
        do things together, which is something I never really had as a
        child. As a liberal I'm always pissed about something because I
        always see something wrong somewhere, but if I were a Mormon, I'd
        have a lot to be thankful for, to feel blessed, and to bless the
        less fortunate. And if I were less of a liberal, perhaps I'd feel
        less pissed about all the things that go wrong around me, and I'd
        feel less hate and less sad. God, I hate you Mormons.
        \_ Nice try, troll.