11/8 So Powell wants to go, Condi wants the position of Defense secretary,
and Rumsfeld still ain't finished yet. What is Dubya, Moron-in-Chief,
going to do? The only decisions he makes -- as ultimate delegator --
are appointments. (He actually doesn't make any decisions himself, he
follows the advice of the person in charge, and blames them if
something goes wrong. The only mistakes he's made are in who he has
appointed, according to him.)
\_ that's what a good president does, you want a dictator?
\_ See, just add in the great speechwriters, and any good American
can be President!
- Iraq WMDs: Blame and fire CIA Director "Slam Dunk" Tenet
- Iraq post-war: Blame "catastrophic success"!
- Abu Ghraib: Blame Rumsfeld!
\_ Wait! I thought he was this manipulative evil genius? I'm so
confused! What are the ABB talking points today?! -confused lefty
\_ Dummy!! Karl Rove is the evil genius. Dubya is the slack-jawed
idiot. Get your evil org-chart straight!
\_ If Cheney were to die, Bush might become President.
\_ that's what a good president does, like Reagan.
\_ See, just add in ...
\_ "The buck stops here." -H. Truman.
\_ Dubya will have to ask Cheney for permission about any cabinet
changes. |