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| 11/23 |
| 2005/7/8-9 [Recreation/Dating] UID:38490 Activity:very high |
7/8 Michelle Wie poll. "a" if you're Asian, "w" if White, "b" if Black,
"h" if Hispanic, "." for anonymous, so on and so forth:
She's cute: waww
She's not cute: aw
She's looks like an ugly Asian Amazonian woman: a
She's 6-feet tall and will smash in your face with a 5-iron: a
She's ok: waaw
ok, WouldKHooBfEC: w
\_ isn't this == "not cute"?
\_ I don't think so. It means she's attractive, just not
REALLY attractive.
\_ I believe the term you're looking for is ``I wouldn't kick
her/him/it out of bed for crackers.'' -dans
\_ I think its "...out of bed for EATTING crackers."
\_ I thought this implied fairly hot.
\_ No, just not repulsive enough to turn down if the
opportunity presented itself.
\_ Repulsive enough? I'd rather do myself than any
degree of repulsive chick. Unless, perhaps, it was
only her personality that was repulsive...
\_ Look, it depends on how annoyed you get over crumbs
in the bed, but it obviously means "hotter than
a girl you wouldn't have sex with just cause she
annoyed you". Wie is attractive enough to sleep
with, but she *would* get kicked out of bed for
eating crackers. Now, if the chick is REALLY hot you
can append "even if crackers was the family dog". -phuqm
\_ Isn't that what "cute" means: "attractive, just not
REALLY attractive"?
\_ Apparently 3 people disagree.
\_ Either she's cute or not, how hard is that?
\_ it's impossible because English doesn't work like that.
there is a middle ground which is not covered by either
statment unless you qualify it.
She's 15 you perv: w
\_ 15 with a fully-developed chest:
http://www.golftodaymagazine.com/0409sep/images/11-Michelle_Wie.jpg
\_ pedophile!
\_ how do you know it won't develop more?
\_ If she were my daughter you'd have to contend with my
fully-developed boot up your ass.
\_ What the hell's on her forehead? |
| 2005/7/6-7 [Recreation/Dating] UID:38444 Activity:moderate |
7/6 After doing some research on hotels and B&B and I finally decided to
call this Tudor-styled 3-bdrm B&B mansion. From there, somehow,
I had a 20 min chit-chat with the owner on where I'm from, what
I'm doing, etc. She's German and said would cook a hearty meal for
my gf and I (which she kept refering as "my wife"). She somehow
convinced me to book a room. Now I'm a bit worried. Am I expected
to entertain them with my lifestory or something at the dining table
for many hours?
\_ I personally think you're a freak. Have you ever *been* to a
B&B before?
\_ No. Tell us about your experience.
\_ No one is going to hunt you down and make you do anything.
It's probably polite to make conversation during meals,
but if you just explain that you and your gf would like
some time alone they'll get that. It's okay to interact
with people, even if just to tell them you want to be
left alone. Plenty of honeymooners and the like go to
B&Bs and just want to keep to themselves. It shouldn't
be anything new and rude to the owners. |
| 2005/7/6-8 [Recreation/Dating] UID:38438 Activity:kinda low |
7/6 Dear motd. My married friend listens to his wife all the time. She
controls the entire family finances. She inspects every single bit
of credit card and bank transactions, and questions him. He wants to
change his job, but his wife forbids him. She tells him to clean up
the bathroom, throw out trash, and take a bath with the baby, and he
does it. He has to drive his [yuck] INLAWS a few times a week, and
dines with them every other day. The way I see it is that he is more
like a slave to his wife, children, and mortgage. However, he
disagrees and tells me that he's happy. Here's a question for you
married men. Is this normal, and can you possibly be happy with that
kind of totalitarian lifestyle?
\_ How old is your friend and his wife? This sounds like people far
to immature to handle marriage.
too immature to handle marriage.
\_ Don't know if it's normal. It sure isn't necessary. I've been
married for 5 years, and we have totally seperate finances and no
one tells anyone what to do. We trust eachother, but joining
finances always just seemed like a waste of time. If one of us
wants to give the other money for some reason, the giver will write
a check. Your friend's shitty life has nothing to do with
fundamental problems in the institution of marriage.
\_ Assuming you're not a troll, /any/ relationship which has compulsion
is in serious trouble.
\_ some people like being whipped.
\_ are you the same guy from a couple weeks ago complaining that you
never got to hang out with your guy friend anymore?
\_ yes that's me. His wife tells him who he can get to hang out
with. Everytime I call, she would answer, and lately it's
more and more like an inquisition or a friendship interview
from her. She seems like a controlling freak, and he seems
like a brainwashed spineless octopus. -op
\_ gee, if you're going to ask for advice from the motd, at the
very fucking least don't stomp over people's replies to your
own damn post.
\_ I'm sorry, I'm just trying to be anonymous in case he
checks the web motd
\_ You don't think he'll recognize his story?
\_ Sounds like you're a jealous friend. Get over it. Your
account of his life is hardly unbiased.
\_ Maybe his wife is so very hot that he's willing to put up with all
this shit and still be happy. Seriously, I've been going through
similar shit, and if my wife were hot enough I'd still be happy too.
Now I'm still putting up with it, but I'm just not happy.
\_ Looks fade and even great sex gets stale. This guy is in a
lot of trouble. It's normal for a husband to be a slave to
his wife/kids/mortgage. It's not normal when one's wife
decides where you are going to work and what you are going
to do. I wonder if the wife works in this instance or if
she's just a housewife.
\_ It's not insane to ask hubbie to have a job lined
up that doesn't require moving before quitting.
My buddy's wife convinced him to talk to a headhunter, where
he ended up with much higher-paying job with much lower hours
at a more well known company and much closer to home.
\_ It's insane when his "wife forbids him" from getting
another job. It's his life, too. Sure, there are
circumstances where one's wife might not want one to
take that job in Alaska, but "forbids" sounds
take that job in Idaho, but "forbids" sounds
unhealthy. Granted, the OP is probably not unbiased
and maybe doesn't know the whole story.
\_ Yeah, I think op is biased. Remember the story you
read here has been through 2 filters. Him and his
friend. Sometimes people over state things to
increase effect, etc.
\_ Yeah, "biased" means "forbid" might actually be "don't
quit if you don't have something lined up, you dumb
web designer!"
quit if you don't have something lined up in this
market"
\_ Sure, but not necessarily.
\_ That's what "might" means.
\_ No shit. However, the composition of your
sentence makes it seem likely. It could
just as easily be "might not".
\_ The context of the discussion is that "might
not" had already been put forth, and that
"might" was newly introduced -- not that
"might" was more likely (this is left up to
the reader).
I don't blame you: Many CS people have
contextual problems.
\_ Dude, he says he's happy. Believe and leave him alone. Lend an
ear if and when you can, but stop trying to mess with his life.
\_ He's concerned for his friend. Maybe it's selfishness, maybe
it's justified. But to watch a friend who feels trapped without
saying anything is to not be a friend.
\_ have you ever seen shallow hal?
\_ Saving Silverman is a better example. And Amanda Peet is
hotter.
\_ What are you going to do? Break up his marriage?
\_ Did I say that? Did he say that? God you people are too
stupid to live.
\_ It's called FAMILY responsibilities.
\- OP: while your friend probably has problems, based what your
description says about you, you have some problems yourself.
You should seek professional help.
\_ maybe if he just got a girlfriend, he wouldn't have to
obsess about how his friend doesn't have time for him anymore.
\- M-x psychonanalize-motd
well look at details like this: it's one thing to say
the wife makes him to all the household chores while she
does none but "take a bath with the baby" [instead of
"give the baby a bath"]? or to say he is the slave of not
just his wife but also his children? This is even more
clear in his posting of 6/30. I think it is kind of an
interesting subject-object reversal. OP: instead of
listing specific things your friend does, why dont you
take a stab at stating in simple language what you
think is wrong ... dont use meaningless words like
"totalitarian" and "enslavement". Are you an Asian?
\_ Heh. psb imploring the use of 'simple language.'--ilyas
\-http://sundials.org/about/humpty.htm
http://www.resort.com/~prime8/Orwell/patee.html
\_ Are you gay?
\_ You have way too much time to think about your friend's problems. Maybe
you can help him out by doing some of his chores.
\_ OP might be a straight woman.
\_ You have way too much time to think about your friend's problems.
Maybe you can help him out by doing some of his chores.
\_ If you think he has it bad now, just wait till she gets him into
divorce ct on some bogus claim. Then the true pain starts, the
eternal fires of hell will be a welcome change after he endures
the living nightmare that she will turn his life into.
The reason she is driving you away is that you might be able to
give him the advice he needs to put his life in order (think
irrevocable trust) before she plunges in the knife.
\_ W00t! Welcome back to the motd, BDG! -BDG #1 fan |
| 11/23 |
| 2005/7/6-7 [Uncategorized/Profanity, Recreation/Dating] UID:38435 Activity:nil |
7/6 oral sex instructions
http://www.craigslist.org/sfc/rnr/82774241.html
\_ Even better - the "ass fuck conspiracy":
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/63921265.html |
| 2005/7/1-2 [Science, Recreation/Dating] UID:38394 Activity:kinda low |
7/1 Luther Vandross, RIP
\_ http://tinyurl.com/8ys3c (newsday.com) |
| 2005/6/30 [Health/Women, Recreation/Dating] UID:38380 Activity:very high |
6/30 Every time there's white women bashing on motd, no one comes forward
to defend them. Take the example responses from "My wife is a
naturalized..." and "many [blonds] are shallow or bitchy". Isn't
this racism, and why isn't anyone pointing it out or defending
white women? If you're a white male who has a preference for
Asian women that's understandable, but don't you think your
sister(s) and mom deserve to be defended? I'm baffled.
\_ you're not baffled, you're just stupid. -tom
\_ Why can't he be both?
\_ A lot of women are shallow or bitchy. Happy now? (What does
"shallow" even mean really? If they're not constantly gazing off
into space pondering life's mysteries, and falling in love with
you when you try chatting with them at the mall, I guess they're
shallow.)
\_ Shallow women are the best kind much of the time, anyway.
Hot, dumb, and shallow is a great combination unless you
are choosing a wife.
\_ "Shallow" means she's not deep enough to accomodate the full
length of my cock.
\_ [ deleted cause it offended my ... oh so sensitive sensibilities ]
\_ Go fuck yourself. The whole thread is idiotic, but I find
censorship to be far more offensive than anything written here. |
| 2005/6/29-30 [Recreation/Dating] UID:38351 Activity:kinda low |
6/30 A really good friend of mine got married 2 years ago. I was his
best man. At first, we still contacted each other, but gradually,
he got busier with his wife and more and more involved with his
wife's [retiring] parents' business. His wife's parents also live
with them every weekend. I mean it is cool and all, but I find
him to be a lot more flaky than ever. It was getting harder and
harder to reach him because he was always busy doing something
outside of work, for his wife's parents' properties like
receiving/cashing rent from tenants, fixing up pipes, calling
for electricans, etc. Last year he also had a baby, and according
to him he doesn't even see the baby 4 out of 7 days because he's
so busy, so he leaves the baby with his wife's parents on week days.
This year I have an extremely difficult time just to say helo to
him. I can't even get past the phone-- his wife ALWAYS picks up the
phone, and we'd have to go through 1/2 hour of small talk before
I can reach him. Even his wife knows more about what I've been
doing in the past few months than him because of this. And just 3
weeks ago I left his wife a message but he just never responded.
I wrote him an email and a week later he gave me this lame excuse
that his SIM card broke and lost my number so he couldn't call back.
I gave him my phone # via email but he never responded or call back.
All I wanted was to say hi to him and see what he has been up to
in the past few months without hearing it from his wife. It's like,
after you get married, you're better than everyone else because
you're too in love or something so you don't have to talk to
anyone else. Is this common with married people?
\_ I'm the op. Let me add that she controls all of his
actions, from who he gets to hang out with to who he can talk
to on the phone. I get especially annoyed when she sits by him
whenever we talk so that she can hear what he's talking about and
butt in our private conversation. She controls the entire family
budget and has the final say on every purchase. He has a high
paying job but hates it. Early this year he reached a new low in
his career but his wife somehow convinced him that he should
be safe and stick to it to pay for the house they could barely
afford, and for the sake of his new kid. The thing I can never
forget, is that his wife refused to let him have any bachelor's
party. I may as well add at this point that while he's a liberal,
she's one of the most stubborn Bush supporters and he would not
bring up any political discussion at the dinner table because he
may end up sleeping on the couch that night. The weirdest thing
is that he actually tells me that he enjoys his wife giving him
directions. I've never heard "Yes dear" so willingly, and so
frequently from a big grown man, without any objection or
opinions. He used to be outgoing and outspoken, and now I don't
know who he is. I no longer consider him a friend. Life goes on -op
\_ I think the phenomenon of some guys getting completely pwn3d
by their significant other is fairly common. They're so grateful
for the nookie or whatever.
\_ yes. - married & isolated.
\_ Is this what you highly desire or just a consequence of
being married? Do you or your wife want to know or share
every bit of privacy you used to have? How do you feel?
\_ more like, this is just what happens... life gets busy.
I can't imagine how much worse it would get w/a baby.
\_ Dude, people drift apart. It happens. -John
\_ You can't expect a married man to have the free time any more,
especially when he has a baby/kid. - a married man with baby
\_ My wife went back to Japan for a month last summer to help out
her parents. I was amazed at how much socializing time I suddenly
had. After she came back, I was amazed at how little I missed
having socializing time. Time is indeed relative. Your best bet
is to keep making the effort and just remember that he has a lot
more on his schedule these days. --erikred
\_ My wife and I are now working on maintaining one social dinner
a week with friends. Just doing that has required ridiculous
effort and forward-planning and we don't even have a kid. Well,
might not. We haven't checked in a couple weeks. -- ulysses
\_ I remember reading an article where it says that men tend to
stop socializing and keeping and making new friends after
getting married, and becomes more and more isolated, whereas
it isn't true for women. So married men tend to have fewer and
fewer people whom they can talk to and confide in as they
get older. The article thinks it's unhealthy.
\_ If I were the bdg I'd say something to the effect that the
article says marriage is bad for men, PERIOD.
\_ Did the article take into account online friends?
\_ I think this is pretty true for me. My wife stays home to
take care of the baby, and I go sit in front of a computer
all day. Having a baby actually encourages one to get out
of the house because the baby likes to go out, and friends
can entertain and help watch the kid. Computers are
isolating, and when I get home, she wants together time.
So, yeah, I don't really socialize anymore.
\_ But they say married men live longer than single men.
\_ perhaps the comparison is with married women and
with married men at their earlier pre-marital stage of life.
basically the gist of the article is that for men, most
of their closest friends were made before they got married,
then there is a sharp dropoff. it wasn't comparing
married and unmarried men.
\_ You missed the second half of the sentence: "...... but
married men are a lot more willing to die." Google for it.
\_ Wow, I just posted a long and thoughtful answer but some dickwad
deleted it. Thanks asshole.
\- what exactly are you complaining about? your friend becoming
a ball-less bitch to his in-laws? the wife having some ulter-
ior motives? your friend changing preferences in how to spend
his time? it sure seems weird to "complain" the wife enjoys
speaking to you on the phone. based on the language you use
above, you seem to have some issues. i have close friends
i hardly see any more (due to kids, wife etc) but when we do
the depth of the friendship is still there. the only thing that
has caused tension is my radicalization due to Greater BUSHCOs
cockroach like activities. oh and he may have an inkling that
i dont like his wife (she wont make small talk. she spends all
her time making petty complaints or braggings about how
wonderful and cool her life is). |
| 2005/6/25-27 [Reference/Religion, Recreation/Dating] UID:38296 Activity:nil |
6/24 Hmm, even Christians over there are doing "honor killing".
http://www.kurdmedia.com/news.asp?id=7133 |
| 2005/6/23-25 [Recreation/Dating] UID:38268 Activity:low |
6/23 Torquemada Gonzalez had his fun at Gitmo, now he is coming
after your porn:
http://csua.org/u/chs
\_ FWIW, I think this was John "I covered Lady Justice's Titties"
Ashcroft's doing.
\_ He might not have bothered if it weren't the case that so many
photogrophers liked to snap pics of him with the titties in the
background.
\_ Possible, but it's still unbelievably stupid.
\_ Yeehaw! gotta love those priorities.
\_ But, won't you think of the children? That said, they're all
fronts for the terrorists anyway. Tell me again, why do you
hate America? -John
\_ It gets weirder ... this also applies to personal pictures ... which
means you can no longer have a picture of your dick with your hand
on it on a website, for example.
\_ First they came for the bestiality people, and I didn't speak up
because I didn't fuck donkeys. Then they came for Janet Jackson
and her tit, and I didn't speak up because I'm not really into
her. Then they came for the pictures of my hand on my dick,
and no one was left to speak up.
\_ It is actually even more annoying than that. Not only can they
\_ It is actually even more annoying than that. Not only can
come after you, they can come after say, Yahoo if you put
a picture like that up as your personal photo. I think this
is going to kill services like snapfish.
\_ I doubt it. Some judge will put a stop to this.
is going to kill services like shutterfly.
\_ One just did in fact, at least until Sep 7, when
they injunction expires.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1430095/posts |
| 2005/6/20-23 [Recreation/Dating] UID:38207 Activity:nil |
6/20 Does anyone know of any open source odds/spreads software? Too many
times at work engineers are trying to place bets on how many days
the project will slip, which features will get cut, whether or not
someone is going to get laid, or dump someone, etc. Stupid things that
may be "proprietary" so a third party gambling site won't do... |
| 2005/6/19-20 [Recreation/Dating] UID:38196 Activity:nil |
6/19 Is this Lila?
http://personals.sfgate.com/profile.aspx?bookmark=wlyIzn%2fRCPg%3d
\_ I like how she says she weighs less than 486 pounds.
\_ That's the "person being sought" line
\_ ___ Hi I'm Snuggy! I'm cute, cuddly, and very friendly!
{~._.~} /
_( Y )_
(:_~*~_:)
(_)-(_)
\_ Which stalker wants to know?
\_ yes
\_ It was just "Whoah, the personal add on SFGate looks like
Lila. Weird."
\- The give away is "Ethnicity: 50% Caucasian, 50% Butter".
\_ Um, why are you looking at personal ads, nweaver?
\_ It was on the friggin FRONT PAGE of http://sfgate.com (chron
website).
\_ Why wouldn't nweaver be looking at personal ads?
\_ Because he should be partying with us instead, duh!
\_ Because he has a gf |
| 2005/6/17 [Recreation/Dating] UID:38178 Activity:nil |
6/17 What's your favorite hobby? (no ref to sex, please)
\_ Yermom.
\_ Yermom jokes.
\_ \"sex"
\_ &sex |
| 2005/6/9-10 [Recreation/Dating] UID:38063 Activity:nil |
6/9 This needs to be posted outside the office: (Nerds are better
lovers)
http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/317296p-271224c.html
\_ Ha-ha.
"And they're pretty faithful people, because they're certainly
grateful for anything they have." |
| 2005/6/9-12 [Recreation/Dating, Health] UID:38053 Activity:low |
6/9 Labia plastic surgery enhancement is getting more popular:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8132227
Now, can someone please tell me what a good looking and bad
looking vagina looks like? I simply have NO CLUE. -loser virgin
\_ I looked up the surgeon the guy mentions in the article, and
he has before and after pictures of all of his many proceedures
here: http://www.psurg.com/women.html
I don't get it either.
\_ Good looking - waxed and/or trimmed. Bad looking - hairy. What
plastic surgery is needed for, I have no idea.
\_ Think meat curtains, roast beef, etc.
\_ Yucks. Just concentrate on the boobs or turn off the light.
Or pretend that you prefer anal and take the back road
instead.
\_ The trick is finding a girl that is down with that
preference.
\_ Badly packed kebab! -John
\_ At least it's not as big of cheating as hymen reconstruction.
\_ "cheating"? If someone's not happy with themselves, shouldn't
they be free to do something about it? As for what leads people
to want hymen reconstruction, that's pretty fucked up in
itself, admittedly. -John
\_ Sometimes doing something about it is worse than leaving it
alone. http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com. -tom
\_ I never claimed otherwise. So? -John
\_ If the purpose is to feel happy with themselves, yeah they
should be free to do so. But if the purpose is to present
themselves as virgins when they are not, that's lying to
their partners. Some may say they should be free to lie,
though.
\_ Yes, they should, as long as it does not break any laws
(perjury, whatever.) When the law says to throw rocks
at a woman who's not a virgin when married, well... -John |
| 2005/6/8-9 [Recreation/Dating] UID:38029 Activity:moderate |
6/7 Other than Miami Vice for men and Flashdance for women, what
are things you can go as to an 80s Party? Low effort is better,
so not Michael Jackson.
\_ Hello. Christian Zombie Vampires? Duh.
\_ MacGyver, Face or Murdock (aka Lt. Barkley) from the A-Team
\_ Is there anything distinctive about their dress?
\_ Murdock always wore a baseball cap, a bomber jacket
and converse high tops.
MacGyver and Face dressed pretty normally - you said
low effort.
You could for Mr. T who always wore overalls and gold
chains.
Another possibility - McFly from Back To the Future.
\_ Gordon Gecko
\_ Is a punk rocker 80s? Torn black t-shirt, ripped jeans,
boots?
\_ Hi Paolo!
\_ Is a punk rocker 80s? Torn black t-shirt, ripped jeans, boots?
\_ heavy-metal ... think GnR, Iron Maiden, etc.
\_ Just buy a skinny tie and you are all set.
\_ Big-suit David Byrne (Stop Making Sense)
Madonna if she's got the bust for it (Like a Virgin)
\_ not low effort, but fun: teenage mutant ninja turtle
\_ You could get a blue sheet and a white cloth marker and go as
the C-64 bootup screen.
\_ Just make sure you have huge piles of blow.
\_ Billy Idol
\_ Air Jodans, ripped stone washed jeans and a leather jacket.
\_ Air Jodans, ripped stone washed jeans and a leather bomber jacket.
\_ Michael Douglass, greedy wallstreet businessman
\_ see Gordon Gecko above.
\_ Reagan, Thatcher, or Gorby
\_ No one mentioned Boy George or Cindy Lauper!
\_ Greased back hair, pastel polo shirt with collar turned up,
acid washed jeans, loafers, gay aviator shades. -John |
| 2005/6/7-9 [Recreation/Dating] UID:38026 Activity:moderate |
6/7 RIP Anne Bancroft
Bless you, Mrs. Robinson
\_ Poll, oldest SO you've ever slept with:
21: .
30:
40: .
50:
Yermom: .
N/A: .
\_ Poll, biggest age difference of SO you've ever slept with: ('+'
for older than you and '-' for younger than you):
-2: .
+21: .
-15: .
+14: .
+/-0: .
\_ Poll (for men), biggest age difference of women you've ever
wanted to sleep with:
+~10: .
\_ Here is her listing on IMDB:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000843 |
| 2005/6/2-3 [Recreation/Dating, Health/Women] UID:37943 Activity:kinda low |
6/2 When women drive, evil thrives.
http://csua.org/u/c8z
\_ The Saudis are half right. Now if they could just ban men from
driving cars also, they'd be on to something.
\_ Then they'll have more oil to export. Good for us, good for
them.
\_ Actually they're on to something. Men are more likely to get into
an accident, but they also drive twice as far. Mile for mile, women
are 2X more likely to get into an accident. I can attribute this to
the fact that every time I see someone driving recklessly, it is
a female driver talking on the cell phone while doing make-up. I
also have observations on drivers over 80 years old and immigrant
drivers, but I'll save them later.
\_ WTF do you mean by "immigrant"? Asian backwoods folks? Or Russians?
\_ BS. Where do you get these figures? If driving longer, does
that mean highway (safer) miles? Most accidents happen near the
home and in city/local driving...doesnt mean shit.
\_ BS? http://christianparty.net/mvfr.htm Endorsed by Jesus.
\_ This site is just amazing... Wow. No really, wow.
\_ http://christianparty.net/talmud.htm
Haha! There are some real gems on that site.
I especially love the claim that hybrids are more
susceptible to disease. Or, heck, the claim that
the Celto-Saxons (?) are the true Israelites.
Man, I can just go on and on. Whoever pasted this
link, thanks! -- ilyas
\_ What's a Talmud? It's too long to read. Also,
are you Jewish? What is Balaam?
\- it is a guide for the perplexed.
http://www.scienceagogo.com/news/19980516133725data_trunc_sys.shtml |
| 2005/6/2 [Recreation/Dating, Recreation/Computer, Consumer/TV] UID:37937 Activity:nil |
6/2 So is the infamous 49ers training video available somewhere online?
\_ http://tinyurl.com/dav7r - danh
\_ What the fuck is this? |
| 2005/6/1-2 [Recreation/Dating, Reference/Religion] UID:37933 Activity:kinda low |
6/1 I'm trying to come up with a new joke. So far I have the following:
Jews who changed the way we see the world:
Moses: "the Law is everything."
Jesus: "Love is everything."
Marx: "Money is everything."
Freud: "Sex is everything."
Now what?
\_ Yermom: "Sex and Love for Money outside the Law is everything."
\_ Your mom is not a male. And is she a jew?
\_ woody allen: "I'm everything."
\_ Einstein: "Everything is relative."
\_ I think jokes are supposed to be funny.
\_ Seinfeld: "Everything is funny."
\_ some old song: "You're my eve-ry-thing." (la - ti - do - - me me)
\_ set theory guy: "Nothing is everything."
\_ Karl Marx is Jewish? |
| 2005/6/1-3 [Recreation/Dating] UID:37927 Activity:high |
6/1 Racist or not? White person says you look like William Hung
(you are an Asian).
\_ The person is saying "You are really ugly." - danh
\_ It depends on if you do.
\_ If you're ugly, then no, he's just saying the obvious. However,
I notice that white people have the weirdest sense of beauty. They
like the fugliest Asian women with slanted beady little eyes.
Like Lucy Liu. Almost every single Asian men and women I talk to
think she's fugly. However, white people love her looks for some
reason. Maybe she stereotypes the Asian race. At any rate I'm
glad white people love fugly Asian women. They're cleaning up the
Asian race. As for Asian men dating big fat trashy white women,
what is up with that? What's up with inter-racial dating between
the ugliest kind of its own?
reason. Maybe she stereotypes the Asian race. -Asian
\_ she's got white features like freckles, which make her hot.
Many whites and asians like hapa.
\_ Yes, generally speaking, hapas are hot. Yes, something about
Lucy Liu's feature set is a little weird. I wouldn't call
her ugly, but I wouldn't call her hot. Put it this way: I
wouldn't toss her out of bed for crackers. -dans
\_ So many ways to respond... so little time.
\_ couple people said that to me. I don't view it in a racist
angle, but still, I get a bit angry. William Hung does not
strike me as someone who I would envy.
\_ The person is saying "You are really ugly." - danh
\_ It depends on if you do.
\_ If you're ugly, then no, he's just saying the obvious. However,
I notice that white people have the weirdest sense of beauty.
They like the fugliest Asian women with slanted beady little
eyes. Like Lucy Liu. Almost every single Asian men and women I talk
to think she's fugly. However, white people love her looks for
some reason. Maybe she stereotypes the Asian race. At any rate
I'm glad white people love fugly Asian women. They're cleaning
up the Asian race. As for Asian men dating big fat trashy white
women, what is up with that? What's up with inter-racial dating
between the ugliest kind of its own?
eyes. Like Lucy Liu. Almost every single Asian men and women I
talk to think she's fugly. However, white people love her looks
for some reason. Maybe she stereotypes the Asian race. At any
rate I'm glad white people love fugly Asian women. They're
cleaning up the Asian race. As for Asian men dating big fat
trashy white women, what is up with that? What's up with
inter-racial dating between the ugliest kind of its own?
\_ So what's your call on Grace Park?
\_ How 'bout gong li? what is your "Asian men" opinion of her
appearance?
\_ Cool face, busty.
\_ There's no accounting for taste.
\_ You just don't like her because she's half white.
\_ you mean she's a banana.
\_ Yeah, I prefer the asians who have had eye surgery to make
them look more white.
\_ I didn't think she was beautiful. But I can say that about
a number of white stars too. I think it's just the fact of
being a star, the media hypes them up to death. There aren't
many Asian female stars in western media. No other one readily
comes to mind in fact. -white
many Asian female stars in western media. No other one
readily comes to mind in fact. -white
\_ I always wondered the same thing with Black guys. A
majority of the time you see them with sloppy fat White
girls. My theory is that some people will date other races
just based on the notion of dating "that race", regardless of
what they look like. So a Black or Asian guy may date a White
girl just on the basis that she's White, regardless of her
looks or status in her own racial group. Same with
just based on the notion of dating "that race", regardless
of what they look like. So a Black or Asian guy may date a
White girl just on the basis that she's White, regardless of
her looks or status in her own racial group. Same with
White girl just on the basis that she's White, regardless
of her looks or status in her own racial group. Same with
White guys dating Asian girls. Also, why date a girl who
has American features with Black hair? If you want to date a
person from another race you want the real deal, not some
watered-down version. You can also see the reverse, with a lot
of Asian girls picking up the dorky, Doogie Howser-looking
White guys who can't get dates with their own race girls.
has American features with Black hair? If you want to date
a person from another race you want the real deal, not some
watered-down version. You can also see the reverse, with a
lot of Asian girls picking up the dorky, Doogie
Howser-looking White guys who can't get dates with their own
race girls.
Howser-looking White guys who can't get dates with their
own race girls.
\_ I think the more generally true statement is "People
sometimes date people you don't find attractive". Beyond
that, you're an idiot.
\_ This pretty much describes the situation in Hong Kong, at
least in the past. Women with white husbands or boyfriends
were usually pretty ugly and wore lots of makeup. Don't know
about now.
sometimes date people you don't find attractive".
Beyond that, you're an idiot.
\_ This pretty much describes the situation in Hong Kong,
at least in the past. Women with white husbands or
boyfriends were usually pretty ugly and wore lots of
makeup. Don't know about now.
\_ Eh, stupid != racist.
\_ What type of Asian is William Hung?
http://tien.csua.org/utopia_times/asians.html
reason. Maybe she stereotypes the Asian race. -Asian
\_ she's got white features like freckles, which make her hot.
Many whites and asians like hapa.
\_ Yes, generally speaking, hapas are hot. Yes, something about
Lucy Liu's feature set is a little weird. I wouldn't call
her ugly, but I wouldn't call her hot. Put it this way: I
wouldn't toss her out of bed for crackers. -dans
\_ Yes, generally speaking, hapas are hot. Yes, something
about Lucy Liu's feature set is a little weird. I
wouldn't call her ugly, but I wouldn't call her hot. Put
it this way: I wouldn't toss her out of bed for crackers.
it this way: I wouldn't toss her out of bed for crack.
-dans
\_ So many ways to respond... so little time.
\_ I shall RE-POST this as it was callously NUKED by Lucy Liu
hating commie-nists: Dans, you are DEFECTIVE. I sentence
you to a Lucy Liu ass-whooping. Even my girlfriend would
hop in the sack with Lucy Liu. Goodness. Although Gong
Li...whoa. Hello Nurse! Like a dead heat in a zeppelin
race! -John
Li...whoa. Hello Nurse! -John
\_ Look, I didn't say I wouldn't shag Lucy Liu, just that
I find something about her feature set odd, and don't
think she's that hot. I agree, Gong Li is *hot*.
Frankly, I can think of several women in the CSUA that
put Lucy Liu to shame, and I've been fortunate enough
to have the opportunity to date two of them. -dans
\_ Yeah but do they wear leather pants and do crane-
style kung fu? -John
\_ couple people said that to me. I don't view it in a racist
angle, but still, I get a bit angry. William Hung does not
strike me as someone who I would envy.
\_ The consensus opinion among 1st-gen Asian men is that William
Hung has Down's Syndrome. They refuse to believe he is a
swinging CivE at Cal and not a retard.
\_ If you think about it William Hung actually did something great
for Asian actors. He advanced Asian actors' opportunities in
media the same way NAACP advanced colored people in society.
You see, there used to be a time when Asian male would not have
any chance of being in media unless he knows kung-fu (Jet Li,
Jackie Chan) or plays a role in a Chinese restaurant/laundromat.
That is still true today in many respects. However, thanks to
William Hung, now Asian male can play yet another role in
media-- retarded Asian male. He's really advancing
opportunities for aspiring Asian actors.
\_ What about Chow Yun-Fat? Billy Wong?
\_ What about Chow Yun-Fat? B. D. Wong?
\_ Tamilyn Tomita? Gong Li?
\_ Poster above said Asian male.
\_ He said Asian actors, as well.
\_ Fat is an exception, and an exceptional man I may add.
However, you have to realize that while he is well known
in the Bay Area, he is not well known outside of
California. Ask any white man in Tennessee or South
Carolina and the only Asian male actor they'd know is
Bruce Lee. And if you ask old racist white men they'll
say Charlie Chan. Sure, every white man in the Bay Area
knows who Fat is but that's different. Bay Area white men
(BAWM) are a completely different specie. BAWM tend to be
MUCH MORE well educated and much MUCH more sophisticated
than your typical gun-totting country-music listening
[religious] Republican trailer trash you see in Dukes of
Hazzards. -Asian |
| 2005/5/28 [Recreation/Dating] UID:37878 Activity:nil |
5/28 She opened her eyes then and saw the two immense shapes
catapulting out just below her collarbones. They were gigantic .
at least as huge as Karen's breasts and maybe even more! And
they were flawlessly beautiful, creamy and round and sooooo
sensitive!!! The air on her skin turned her nipples into
throbbing extensions of pure fire, and the fire radiated back
into her ribcage and then down, down until it coalesced deep
inside of her vagina, becoming the fuel for a sexual furnace, a
furnace that would continue to burn hotter and hotter for
eternity. She felt as though her breasts had become massive
sensors attuned to the sexual pulsations of the universe, giant
solar collectors that could absorb the heat of the sun,
transforming and sending this energy from her nipples through
her breasts and down to her boiling pussy, telling her sexual
organs that it was time to release another wave of energy and
explode again.
She saw that every student in the class, the girls as well as
the boys, were all feeling the same way. They were gyrating in
their seats, the boys cupping their balls and the girls
fingering themselves. Ms. Owens had taken off her blouse and bra
and was pushing her big breasts up with her hands, licking her
own nipples as she stared spellbound at Jessica's gigantic
boobs. Inspired by the beatific expression on her teacher's
face, Jessica reached down and brought her fingers between her
own legs. She was wearing a short skirt, and it was easy to
touch the hot wetness there in her panties. God, she was so hot,
so incredibly wet, and so ready to come again. She sneaked one
finger past the edge of her panties, allowing the fingertip to
swirl lightly around her vibrating clitoris, and then she
brought two fingers inside, gliding them along the slippery
walls of her vagina. So wet. So hot. So...
She came again, even more powerfully than before. The climax
overwhelmed her senses and then continued to build somehow. She
heard male and female screams and moans and she realized that
her orgasm was one small part of some kind of massive group
orgasm, the raw sexual power of every single person in the room
giving additional power to her body's sensations, helping her to
go higher, ever higher. She began to scream from the
ever-building joy of this earth-shattering release. Somehow
through the almost blinding fever of this continuing orgasm, she
saw that Ms. Owens . was it still Ms. Owens, or had she morphed
into the woman in the house? . anyway, whoever it was had the
bra from the box in her hands and was holding it out to her.
Jessica knew that she could fill that bra now. What had only
minutes ago seemed unattainable might not even be big enough to
contain her. She was so huge, so sensitive, her breasts filled
with so much sexual energy, so much power. Keep growing, she
urged them. Fill that bra. More than fill that bra! Leave that
bra in the dust! Make that bra wish that it was huge and lucky
enough to even try to hold these massive mammaries, these
mighty, miraculous mountains. |
| 2005/5/26-31 [Recreation/Dating] UID:37846 Activity:nil |
5/26 Is it true that if you grow up on a farm, you have
sex with animals?
http://csua.org/u/c70
\_ only if you vote republican.
\_ Is it work safe?
\_ There are no pictures, if that is what you are asking.
It includes some Hannity and Colmes quotes though,
which is pretty offensive to humanity.
\_ Wow, those user comments are as stupid as free republic's. |
| 2005/5/23-26 [Recreation/Dating] UID:37819 Activity:high |
5/23 "Bottom of the barrel---white American chicks. Yecch...
most women in Western countries have that cold, bitchy,
superficial, stuck up attitude. A lot of Western women hold
themselves as the pure center of the relationship..."
http://www.nomarriage.com/why_foreign_women_are_better.html
\_ Yes, but most intelligent, educated, cultured, whatnot non-American
women I know probably wouldn't look twice at the Bud-swilling
frat boy who wrote this. -John
\_ you're absolutely right, they rather look at classy reliable
sophisticated dependable well refined opera loving SwissEuro men
who tick effeminately like the watch, as opposed to American
men who are rough, tough, and don't take no crap off nobody,
like the Brawny toilet paper.
\_ No, just not assholes with "issues" like the guy who wrote
that paper. Being rejected too often tends to do that. -John
\_ I see. In your worldview you're either a bud-swilling
frat boy or an opera loving SwissEuro? I think a far more
realistic scenario is that you're a blithering idiot.
\_ Errr. Right. I'm not sure what this means, and I think I
like it that way.
\_ 1 statement, 2 insults (to Swiss and American men)
\_ I agree with most of it except: "The people there were lining the
women up for him to meet...he's a rich American guy...they are
considered the best husbands in the world." I don't see how foreign
women marrying for money is better than American women being needy.
-- guy with Chinese wife.
\_ Or more to the point, rich Japanese guy trumps rich American
guy these days, especially in Asia.
\_ Many people work for the sake of money. But that doesn't mean
everyone who work for the sake of money are equivalent. A
pleasant and hardworking person working for money can be a
good coworker and employee. An asshole is going to stay an
asshole.
\_ Just stop dating the materialistic ho-bags. Or maybe those are the
only ones interested in you.
\_ The OP didn't mention money in his quote, but merely "cold,
bitchy, superficial, [and] stuck up". I submit that a
person can be indifferent to money and still be "cold, bitchy,
superficial, [and] stuck up".
\_ lila are you going to respond? This site is trashing your kind.
\_ if you go to thailand, you will find a lot of guys like this one:
fat balding middle aged white guys in hawaiian shirts with
15 y.o. skinny thai girls on their arms, both desperately
trying to look like they are enjoying themselves
\_ Only one will be 'trying' right? ;)
\_ Well, I don't know about that, actually. If I was a middle
aged guy and the only way I could get pussy was by paying
for it, I think I would feel pretty much like a loser.
\_ I dunno -- I think there's alot to be said for zero-strings
zero-reciprocal obligation sex. I mean, you pay for what,
an hour of service and then she's gone? Christ, there
were times where I'd have been willing to pay my exes
are times where I'd have been willing to pay my exes
just to get gone, sex or no sex.
just to go away, sex or no sex.
\_ you don't pay them to show up, you pay them to go
away.
\_ I'm...not sure what you're talking about.
\_ http://www.streetmeatasia.com
(NWS and somewhat eyeball searing, if you hadn't guessed)
\_ Concur--I don't think I saw any attractive westerners at all
in Bangkok. -John
\_ Why did you go to Bangkok John?
\_ To visit my girlfriend who's on a 10-week project there,
and to make excursions to Cambodia/Laos/Burma and the
North of Thailand (and of course to look for cheap
boom-boom girls to host embryos for our Master Race
Breeding Program.) -John
\_ Pics for boom-boom girls please?
\_ Actually I didn't see any at all. However, some of
my associates assure me that there is some fairly
physiologically exceptional stuff to be seen in
various Bangkok back rooms. Whatever floats your
boat, Thai girls aren't my thing. -John
\_ What exactly is boom-boom girl? -- clueless
\_ Don't you mean to bring back Master Disease back to the
Master Race? |
| 2005/5/17-18 [Recreation/Dating] UID:37720 Activity:low |
5/16 What's a good pair of wireless headphones to get? My cute gf
and her sexy roommate want to watch TV and study at the same
time in their noise insulation poor home.
\_ Since you baited us, please post pics of her sexy roommate before
you get pointers.
\_ I can't ... they will kill me! Pointers please. Pointers
please.
\_ How would they find out?
\_ Yeah, but it would be a pleasurable way to die. Now please
explain in 500 words or less how you plan to use the sound
isolating headphones to facilitate a three-way? -dans
\_ All wireless headphones are too heavy.
\_ How can someone watch TV and study at the same time?
\_ No one is this stupid accidentally. |
| 2005/5/12-13 [Recreation/Dating, Reference/Religion] UID:37653 Activity:nil |
5/11 I am kind of a weird jam. My friend; who is Lutheran, wants my
wife and I to godparents to his son. It seems the fact that neither my
wife nor me are Lutheran is not a problem. I was just wondering what
if you are supposed to buy something for the boy, who is
6. Are you supposed to get the kid a religious gift of some
sort? --puzzled agnostic
\_ It would have been much more interesting if you said
My friend; who is Lutheran, wants my wife.
\_ Yeah my interest level was going up until I saw the godparent
thing and it was like, sigh. This post is unworthy.
\_ Um, common sense would suggest you ask your friend, you putz.
-- Sometimes presents are not expect/required but you
look like a putz when you are the only one not giving
something. Sort of like being the only kid not to get your
parents an Xmas present eventhough they told everyone not to.
\_ Traditionally it means you're supposed to take care of the kid if
the parents buy the farm, and kind of "sponsor" him/her. So yeah,
you should buy him things. -John
-- Then its up to the giver and there is nothing
standard like giving a gold cross or something?
\_ Originally you're supposed to be like a witness at the kid's
christening, but that's mainly a catholic thing. There is no
"standard", it's like gm says, "honorary uncle." Anyway, what's
the big deal? It's usually considered an honor, and you don't
have any religious or legal obligations. -John
\_ It's sort of like being an honorary uncle. -gm
\- maybe there is a different matter for religious people
but assuming this is a close friend and you dont feel
weird about the whole thing [otherwise, i am not sure
how you would get out of it] i think you just get the
kid something "good for him" ... like an educational book
or a subscription to a mangazine or some such. you dont
have to buy him an ipod or something overtly religious.
\_ In which case presents are expected, even though someone told you
they weren't, so ask another guest if you consider your friends'
answer suspect. I still stand by my original statement that this
can be solved with common sense. Putz. |
| 2005/5/12-13 [Recreation/Dating] UID:37642 Activity:high |
5/11 I recently found out my significant other is having a secret e-mail
correspondence with someone else including discussion of sexual
topics, etc. I found this out by accident but since then i've been
doing some snooping. the correspondence itself is a little
racy / flirty and makes me a little jealous but it's basically
harmless...(it's clear that both people are in relationships and
both are aware of it and there's no talk of meeting in person etc.)
what bothers me more is the fact that it's being kept a secret from
me. everything else in the relationship is going well. How worried
should i be?
\_ You give a shit? Confront her, accept that it might end the
relationship, but maybe also clear the air, and feel bad about
snooping. Don't give a shit? Let it lie and deal. What's so
hard about that? -John
\_ You are snooping on your SO? I'd be very worried about that one.
Jealousy is a bad mother fucker, and will wreck relationships
time and time again.
\_ Are you married to your SO? -ax
\_ What does that have to do with it?
\_ What, you don't think there's a difference between
dating and marriage? -not ax
\_ If you are married and don't trust the person you
married, you screwed up and married the wrong
person. If you are single, you can always meet
someone else if it bothers you that much. Don't
read other people's e-mail if you can't handle
what you see. You should have so much trust in the
person you are with you don't feel the need to spy
on them. -ax
\_ Sorry, but that's silly--I've been with my gf
for ~10 years now. We're not married for tax
reasons, and because it doesn't mean much to us.
Try implying to me with a straight face that our
relationship is somehow less solid than any
given married couple's. -John
\_ I'm not commenting about the solidity of
your relationship, I'm commenting on the
ability to leave a relationship without
lawyers and red ink. I'm glad to hear you have
a solid relationship. In California if you
two had been married for ten years, and you
wanted out, you could look forward to alimony.
Actually, you might already have a common law
marriage depending on where you live...
-ax
\_ Fair enough, we basically get all the
same rights as a married couple (it's
called "concubinate" here, weirdly enough)
without palimony or tax obligations. -John
\_ Um, I agreed that your question was important.
And don't post past 80 columns (with tabstop=8).
\_ When it comes to trust and privacy, not really.
Assuming we are talking about serious, commited,
daing.
married, you screwed up and married the wrong person.
If you are single, you can always meet someone else if
it bothers you that much. Don't read other people's e-mail
if you can't handle what you see. You should have so much
trust in the person you are with you don't feel the need to
spy on them. -ax
\_ What a load of horseshit. Married people
\_ Interesting how this hasn't drawn a long,
fist-waving rant about squishing and alums
and hostile environments from The Management.
cheat all the time and do so whether or not
they 'trust each other'. In this case, whether
or not he trusted his SO she's still doing
something she shouldn't be.
\_ The point was that the op doesn't trust his
or her SO, as proven by the need to spy
on e-mail. I'm not talking about blind trust
I'm talking about trust based on an understanding
of the other person's values and behavior. -ax
\_ I find myself agreeing with ax. I must need
more sleep.
\_ So my conclusion is you don't trust your SO, that
is either based on you being paranoid or some kind
of behavior you see that is causing you doubts.
Obviously that lack of trust was there before you
"stumbled" on the e-mail. If it's paranoia,
watch "Raging Bull" and cut it out. If it's not,
\- ^Raging Bull^Othello
bail if you can't deal with it. Don't just
sit there and continue spying. -ax
\_ You didn't find out by accident-- you were snooping. That's on
purpose. Think about this: if it's truly harmless, is there a
good reason why s/he _would_ tell you? Have you indicated jealous
behaviour before (you know, snooping, etc.)? Perhaps s/he is
just having fun and trying to avoid a blow-up. If it's truly
harmless, just let it go. --erikred
\_ Who the hell ar you to say this? What do you know about the op?
\_ Who the hell are you to say this? What do you know about the op?
Idiot.
\_ A discussion like that that you don't know about can only destroy
your relationship. Any counselor will tell you that.
\_ You're SOL. If the exchange had been completely innocent in the
mind of your SO, she would have mentioned it to you. This is
something that has gone on over a period of at least weeks, right?
If nothing has happened yet, it just means that the opportunity
to do something has not openned up yet. If your SO's email-pal
becomes single, or if he just gets that certain itch, you can bet
that he will make an overture and that your SO will be willing to
(at least) consider the proposal.
(at least) consider the proposal. You can also bet that your SO
is aware of the possibility.
\_ not necessarily. I talk about sex with most of my friends at
some point, both male and female. The better the friend, the
more detailed/graphic the conversation can be without being
uncomfortable. Plus, flirting is fun. I love to flirt with
other people even when I'm in a relationship... in that case,
it's easier to flirt with people who are also in relationships/
otherwise unavailable, because there's an unspoken limit to
how far you can take it. It's safe. I also agree that if the
OP has demonstrated jealous/possessive behavior before, that
could explain why the SO is defensive/secretive. It could be
good to talk about, though, since it's obviously causing stress
to the OP and could lead to other relationship issues, even if
it's not a problem to the SO. The snooping part might be an
issue, though.
\_ I think you need to be honest with yourself about how
harmless you are being. Personally, I think you are a slut.
\_ Personally, I think you are a prude.
\_ Yeah, crazy me for not wanting to flirt with
married women and not wanting my wife to flirt with
men. Anyone doing this is kidding themselves and
ultimately asking for trouble.
\_ I have enough self control and know myself well
enough to know when I can flirt and when I can't.
I trust my wife knows herself similarly. I know
that I trust her. I think that you are a humourless
prude who doesn't appreciate the joy of being a
fully alive human being.
http://www.sirc.org/publik/flirt.html
"At one level, you can flirt with more or less
anyone. An exchange of admiring glances or a
bit of light-hearted flirtatious banter can
brighten the day, raise self-esteem and strengthen
social bonds. Flirtation at this level is harmless
fun, and only the stuffiest killjoys could possibly
have any objections"
\_ You're scary.
\_ Thanks.
\_ That wasn't a compliment.
\_ It is coming from you. Thanks again!
\_ That's just silly.
\_ Talking about sex is "light-hearted banter"?
\_ Does your SO (assuming you're in a relationship right now)
know the people you flirt with and the the fact that you
flirt with them? Do you think your behavior would be more
or less innocent with or without the knowledge (and/or
acquiescence) of your SO?
\_ Bottom line, don't do anything in private you wouldn't do in front
of your SO. Ask yourself, what would my wife/husband think if
she/he found out I was doing this. It may be timid and boring,
but you'll sleep well. -ax
\_ 1. How the OP found out about this is a separate issue.
Two wrongs dont make a right. It may affect OP's
options in dealing with it (if asked , "how did you
find out?") but let's move on to the main issue ...
2. As for how worried should I be, well I'd say this is
certainly a data point to factor in. It's like when
you have a fight about something minor ... is that
what is really going on, or is it really about some
larger issue. In this case, she's not doing it in
your face, which rules out certain motivations (to
put you down, assert control, see how you react, to
get to you pay more attention to her) but you may want
to see if she is doing other things to keep her options
open. I actually think it may not be unreasonable to
do something like tell her you are having lunch with a
woman friend next week and see how she reacts. That
assumes you have a reasonably attractive woman friend
you can have lunch with and that you can pull this off
reasonably.
\_ What she is doing is wrong. I would suggest you do the following.
(1) forgive her
(2) stop snooping
(3) love her more
\_ "Yes it's true... This man has no dick."
(4) don't play games or tests
(5) be happy, enjoy life
(6) if something similar happens, tell her how it makes you
worried and sad.
worried and sad. no, you are not being overly-possessive
(7) browse http://www.family.org (warning: christian site)
(8) continue to observe (no snooping) and get to know her
better
Email makes discretion and a double life easier. You are not
married but for married couples, for topics that get more personal,
emails to a person of the opposite gender should CC both of your
emails to a person of the opposite gender should consider CCing
spouses, generally speaking. |
| 2005/5/4 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Foreign/Europe] UID:37520 Activity:kinda low |
5/4 John, your Euro gf looks sexy, cultured, and sophisticated, unlike
heavy make-up, Britney Spears-like, Ameri-trash I'm used to seeing.
She has no make-up but still looks incredibly nice. What's her secret?
Is it from not drinking American Monsanto milk? Or eating natural
European waxless apples? Or from walking a lot in sandle friendly
Euro towns? Lastly, tell us about her. What's her nationality? Age?
Languages? Curious :)
\_ There's nothing wrong with American girls. It's the American girls
you hang out with that are the problem. Find new girls.
\_ wtf? are you a retard?
\_ Sounds like kchang looking for a new stalking victim.
\_ Holy shit. The CSUA has got some scary people lurking about.
\_ LILA!!!!! LILA PATTON!!!!!!!!!!!
\_ Holy shit. Who are these people, and how do they get CSUA
membership? Get your chronic masturbator self back to Craigslist
Missed Connections! |
| 2005/5/3-4 [Recreation/Dating] UID:37461 Activity:kinda low |
5/3 This dude doesn't learn very fast. (Runaway bride's fiancee still
wants to marry)
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/05/03/national/main692571.shtml
\_ Dude, the very same reason I'm never dating a white chick again.
They are too playful and wild and outgoing and uncommitted. I'm
just speaking from personal experience -not a racist troll
just speaking from personal experience -tom
\_ Stay away from our women! -Hoyt Sze
\_ Man, there are way too many alumni here...
\_ All those comments about your dick size got to ya huh?
\_ this has been on for over 8 hours, why isn't anyone defending
hot SINGLE WHITE WOMEN??????????
\_ Hope springs eternal
\_ de-nial isn't just a river in egypt.
\_ The bride is connected to all the big power people in the area. I
wonder if it's a money thing.
\_ I wonder that as well, although I can't imagine any amount
of money would be worth the promise of your life to that
chick.
\_ She is also way hotter than him.
\_ Love make you stupid. If you haven't figured that out by now,
you will after carpel tunnel cramps your love life. |
| 2005/4/28-30 [Recreation/Dating, Science/Physics] UID:37408 Activity:nil |
4/28 I'm surprised this hasn't been posted yet. Husband and Wife physics
professors fillibuster Frist: http://mcdfa.org/?q=frist2
I recognize that Griffiths book from Physics h7a!
\- Do you know who Ed Witten is? |
| 2005/4/22 [Health/Disease/General, Recreation/Dating] UID:37312 Activity:kinda low |
4/22 Is it possible to have unprotected sex with someone when you have a
cold and not give it to them?
\_ You have a penis cold?
\_ Think of the male orgasm as a giant goopy sneeze from below.
\_ Lovely imagery.
\_ Mine is like several sneezes.
\_ If you're having sex with someone, you're probably close enough to
be exchanging germs all the time. Forget trying to avoid getting
sick.
\_ Maybe he needs a full body condom, like what appears in
"Naked Gun." |
| 2005/4/18-19 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Domestic/911] UID:37238 Activity:moderate |
4/18 Can we please stop it with the political correctness already?
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/42923.htm
\_ who's being politically correct?
\_ the City Commission on Human Rights.
\_ how is defending someone's rights over popular objection
"politically correct"? -tom
\_ Allowing a man to define himself as a woman is politically
correct.
\_ It's also politically stupid, ergo being politically
correct is equivalent to being politically stupid.
Anyway, the constitution doesn't provide for equal
protection of stupidity. No matter how man fags try
to tell you otherwise, sex is a "physical" attribute.
\_ This is true for most people, but not everyone.
There's a whole range of transgendered people,
including some who were born with ambiguous gender
and some who take hormones and have had a lot of
surgery. The actual sex-changing operation is a
pretty small part of the whole process, and I'm not
sure we should define people's gender based on that.
Of course, I'm not sure we should let them pick
arbitrarily either, but it's not as unreasonable
as it sounds. Keep in mind that, in a civic sense,
gender doesn't make that much difference anymore --
gender doesn't make too much difference anymore --
nowadays it's pretty much marriage, affirmative
action, and bathrooms, and the first two seem to
be on their way out. --liberal
\_ This is great! So can I define myself as a Native American so I
can benefit from affirmative action?
\_ It worked for Ward Churchill.
\_ touche -pp
\_ Awesome, so now I can saunter into a woman's dressing room in
a store and claim I'm a woman. 50 years of civil rights and
look at the progress we've made!
\_ Well, unfortunately for you, that still only applies to
(a (woman's dressing room)), rather than to
((a woman's) (dressing room)). |
| 2005/4/14-15 [Recreation/Dating] UID:37190 Activity:moderate |
4/14 http://www.nbc4i.com/news/4351878/detail.html Stunningly, this happened over a month ago, and we're just hearing about it. \_ Oral isn't sex. Do school officials need to report if the local school bully beat up other kids for their sandwiches or whatever? \_ It was gang rape of a disabled girl you fucktard. http://www.onnnews.com/Global/story.asp?S=3208202&nav=LQlCYeBF \_ Is oral sex? If it's not sex, can it be rape? You can call it assault if you want, but it's not rape unless oral is sex. \_ Tell me it's not rape when I break out your front teeth and strangle you with my cock. \_ The official definition of sex is "Contact with the genitalia, anus, groin, breast, inner thigh, or buttocks of any person with an intent to arouse or gratify the sexual desire of any person". Notice the absence of "mouth" in the deifition. Also, the intent "to arouse or gratify sexual desire" is required. All of which says that, no, in fact you would not be considered to have had a sexual relationship with me. Therefore rape would not apply here, but merely assault. \_ Then you better enjoy it when I skullfuck you. \_ You continue to be a DUMBFUCK. Try looking up the legal definition of rape. \_ Also the definition of battery vs. assault. \_ CA Penal Code Section 261: http://csua.org/u/bp6 (ca.gov) -- !pp \_ Why are you quoting CA law for a case in OH? \_ Because one poster above talked about breaking out another poster's front teeth and strangling the latter with the former's cock. It's more likely that the posters are in CA than in OH. \_ You should read your own link. 266c clearly does not apply here, as that requires false or fraudulent representation. Everything else requires sexual intercourse, which did not occur. \_ So contact between genetalia and mouth isn't sex? \_ Huh? Someone asked for the legal definition of rape and I provided it. As I signed above, I was "!pp" ("not previous poster") and wasn't any of the ones arguing above. --- one who posted ca.gov link \_ So contact between genitalia and mouth isn't sex? \_ Not for the recipient, no. \_ You need to learn to read--Contact with the genitalia of any person means contact with the genetalia of any person. genitalia of any person. \_ You are officially a DUMBFUCK \_ It doesn't matter whether or not oral is sex. "Rape" legally includes forcing a penis into a mouth. For example, even if you force a penis into someone's mouth with the sole intention of choking him/her and no thought/intention/feeling of sex comes up on both parties, it is still rape. \_ url please. CA Penal Code Section 261 just left it to "sexual intercourse". So is oral sex? \_ Coerced oral copulation is sexual battery, in the same class of felonies as rape. See section 288. Search for "oral copulation" \_ URL please. \_ http://csua.org/u/bp9 (section 288a) \_ If oral isn't sex, can you still get arrested for contracting for oral service from a professional? \_ In the dictionary under "trolled" will be a transcript of the above thread. |
| 2005/4/13-14 [Recreation/Dating] UID:37164 Activity:kinda low |
4/13 What joyless fucking Communist^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hterrorist deleted the
"Eric Crapton" post?
-- Isn't that an oxymoron? Even more so considering the
perpetual lack of a sex life for the avarage sodan.
\_ Never had joyless sex before? Lucky you.
\_ "fucking" clearly no longer only refers to a sex act.
In fact, in England and Ireland it is noun, verb, article,
and punctuation all in one!
\_ As HRH Duke of Edinburgh once said when touring the Royal
Navy Ship HMS Boxer, "Not another fucking chamber."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Philip%2C_Duke_of_Edinburgh |
| 2005/4/7 [Recreation/Dating, Computer/HW/Laptop] UID:37098 Activity:nil |
4/6 I love my Tablet PC! I love how you can organize notes and brainstorm
easily. I love how it does hand-writing to text conversion effortlessly
and how you can perform proper text search not only on text, but
handwriting as well! It's also quite something when you can simply
make draws and highlights in PowerPoint. I'm never going
back to regular laptops again. |
| 2005/4/6-7 [Recreation/Dating] UID:37096 Activity:high |
4/6 I lust after the American Apparel models.
http://www.americanapparel.net/gallery/photocollections
Not really work safe but you can say you're buying stuff for your wife
or gf (which is actually what I am doing, so there you have it).
\_ With all the porn on the Internet you waste time lusting here?!
\_ As I indicated, I wasn't really wasting time...
\_ Wasted my time, but jeezuz really... May as well lust
over the girls at any laundromat. What's so special about
this site or these girls?
\_ WHo died and made you Elmer Fudd that your time is so
precious that 1 minute would matter so much? Get over
yourself.
\_ <Sigh> nothing clearly. The site? I like the clothes.
The girls? I lust after them. Not so much the guy.
Do you have to, as well? If you want yourself
some pr0n, I'm sure you know where to find it.
\_ It's just a waste of perfectly good lust to lust
over plain-looking skinny girls in uninteresting
clothes. You need to get out more.
\_ That might be true.
\_ I think they are great photos too, of pretty but
not overdone women shot in a compelling realistic
fashion. They seem like real women you could really
date.
\_ Just what I want to fantasize about. If you want
'real women you could really date' go to a bar.
Then you might get to see them naked later, too.
\_ is there some reason you care what someone
else fantasizes about? -tom
\_ When he posts about it in public, wasting
everyone's time then yes.
\_ You, sir, are an ass. -everyone
\_ I love to lust over the girls in
National Geographic. I guess I
should post a link here on the MOTD.
\_ If you think the two are comparable,
then you're just plain retarded...
AND a stubborn ass. -everyone
\_ Terri Schiavo was HOT! |
| 2005/4/4-5 [Recreation/Dating] UID:37062 Activity:low |
4/4 In addition, one-third of the multi-ethnic 9th graders surveyed said
they intended to have oral sex within the next six months and nearly
one-fourth planned to have intercourse during the period. It was more
common for boys to have performed oral sex on girls than vice versa,
the report said. ... "Given the suggestion that adolescents do not view
oral sex as sex and see oral sex as a way of preserving their virginity
while still gaining intimacy and sexual pleasure, they are likely to
interpret sexual health messages as referring to vaginal sex," wrote
lead author Bonnie Halpern-Felsher, a pediatrician at the University of
California, San Francisco.
\_ Well sure. I PLANNED to have oral sex in the next six months when I
was in 9th grade. Does that mean it actually happened?
\_ Bubba says: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman,
Ms. Lewinsky."
\_ This dovetails nicely with the study that showed that abstinence
only sex ed has led to a rise in teens experimenting with oral and
anal sex. I don't think anyone who is advocating abstinence only
actually cares if it is more or less effective in public health
terms - they are motivated mostly by religious concerns.
\_ I planned to have oral sex in 9th grade, but didn't get any. These
kids are often full of shit. What would *you* have written on
such a survey? "I am planning to give oral sex to the Virgin Mary
in the next 6 months."
\_
In the Year of Our Meow 1765, a lone Mao farmer was out in his field,
tilling the land and planting seeds. Farmer Mao wiped his brow with his
sleeve. The hot sun beat down on his form. He was new to farming and
growing Mao vegetables, as he had just recently graduated from the local
chapter of Mao High. He had decided to go into farming because he loved
the earth, loved the soil. There was nothing like the warm, soft scent
of sun-beaten or rain-drenched soil. He had studied to make sure that he
could provide his soil with the best nutrients and minerals, and that in
turn, his plants would grow healthy, with great vigor and production.
He had only been farming for a year, but his first crop had exceeded
everyone's expectations. The tomatos were ripe and red, and the avocados
were oily and sweet. The students who ate at Mao Cafeteria that harvest
gave their thanks every day to Farmer Mao.
Now, he was beginning to plant seeds for next year's crop. He checked
and re-checked his lists twice, making sure the soil had all the proper
nutrients needed to sustain life giving vegetables. As he was going over
his soil composition, one of the local school kids waltzed up.
"Hi Farmer Mao!"
"Hi Xiao Pang!"
"Whatcha doing now?"
"I'm preparing for the growing season coming up."
"Yummy. I like your vegetables Farmer Mao. I think they're the bestest
veggies in the whole Mao Universe!"
"Thanks, Xiao Pang. They're not that good, but thanks."
"Yes they are! yes they are. Why I bet they're better than the vegetables
they have out in the real universe, where the Meow's buy their farmer market
veggies!"
"Don't talk like that Xiao Pang. We can't compare Mao Universe veggies to
those vegetables."
"Why not?"
"We just shouldn't, is all."
"But why? Our teachers say that all we have to do is study really well, and
specialize, and we can be one of the Mao's that get to go to the real universe,
like Nu Li Mao, Mao Mi, Xiao Cu Shi Mao, and Guan Guan Mao!"
"Well, that's what your teachers say. But realistically, there are 50,000
Mao's. 50,000! And there are only 5 Meow's. You'll learn one day, the
odds are that you won't be able to ever see a Meow."
Xiao Pang's face fell. He looked down and shuffled his feet. "Well, then
I'll be off now," he mumbled, and ran away towards the trees.
Farmer Mao watched his dwindling form disappear in the sunlit haze of his
field. He sighed deeply. He remembered when he had first discovered the
bitter truth. It had been much later in life, during his high school years.
One day, the teacher had told them to write essays about what they planned
to do after graduation. He had been dreaming about going to Mao Jia and
becoming an expert gardener Mao to help Meow with her beloved flowers. That's
what he told the teacher. The teacher handed his essay back with a big, red
"F" emblazoned across the paper. "Be Realistic! You will never get to go
to the real Universe. You are just another Generic Mao! Find a small job
in Mao Universe, and that's what you will be for the rest of your Mao days!
Don't you realize that only a select few Mao's ever make it to Mao Jia? Stop
sticking your head in the clouds and be realistic!"
That night, Farmer Mao had cried his eyes out. And not just that night. Farmer
Mao had cried for weeks. Whenever he thought of his future dashed, he felt
sad. One day, walking back from high school, his tears flowed freely once
again. Droplets splattered against the brown dirt. He bent down to pick
up some soil, and inhaled deeply. The moist, earthy scent filled his lungs.
He would become a great farmer, regardless, he decided. He put aside all
dreams of ever going to see a Meow and set his heart into farming.
4/4/ any good bay area rock-climbing or hiking clubs?
\_ "I'm planning on giving myself oral sex within the next month,"
is about what I would have said in 9th grade.
\_ Classmate of mine back in 9th grade tried demonstrating
the above in class. He didn't quite make it, but claimed
that it's feasible when it's erect, which seems believable
considering how close he got.
\_ Given a limber enough body or long enough penis, it's
always possible.
\_ Damn, it's a good thing you can't get diseases or someone pregnant
by "planning" to have different kinds of sex in the 9th grade,
otherwise I could have exposed myself to more diseases and created
more bastards than Wilt Chamberlain. Turns out a lot of the "plans"
went no where, go figure! |
| 2005/4/3-5 [Recreation/Dating] UID:37053 Activity:low |
4/3 US DST.
\_ STUDS?
\_ STD US?
\_ #include <stdus.h> |
| 2005/3/29-30 [Recreation/Dating] UID:36943 Activity:moderate |
3/29 Any good explanation why the divorce rate in Hollywood is so
high? I have my obvious explanation but then I'll just get
flamed "you obviously know nothing about love", so enlighten
me, please.
\_ Well the conservatives didn't say anything so I'll just say it as
if I were one (and I'm not). The reason why there are so many
divorce is that THEY ARE LIBERAL!!! All that easy kissing and random
hook-up fucking and drugs and sodomy is really hurting family values
Second point, people who have kids tend to have marriage 5-7 years
longer than without, and since they usually don't have kids (too
busy) they divorce early. No kids, no church, no Jesus, no family
values = divorce.
\_ http://www.sexnewsdaily.com/issue/b496-012004.html#divorce
\_ So when Newt Gingrich served his wive divorce papers, the
DAY AFTER she had major cancer surgery and was still in the
hospital recovering, he was demonstrating his fine family
values? How about Larry King's 6 divorces? He must be some
kind of liberal.
\_ This doesn't sound much like any conservative I know.
\_ I'd guess because a hollywood actor's job is an extremely high
pressure job for a marriage: one or both sides travel alot, they
likely spend a lot of time apart, are constantly under attack by
tabloid rumor-mongering, typically work very long hours, and have to
live extremely paranoid lives to get even a shred of privacy.
Doubtless, the plastic shallow hollywood media lifestyle doesn't
help, either.
\_ Is there some new report out? or are you basing this on celebrity
reports?
\_ op is probably talking about Denise Richards / Charlie Sheen,
and the latest news re Brad Pitt / Jennifer Aniston.
\_ Um, well duh. You don't hear about the actors who DON'T get
divorced. Also, there is a thing with actors. They're often
highly insecure people, but emotionally open. So a long term
commitment sounds like a fabulous idea until they're there.
\_ http://www.sexnewsdaily.com/issue/b496-012004.html#divorce
\_ When you say "in Hollywood", are you talking about movie stars,
or the Hollywood district in the City of Los Angeles?
\_ IMO, it's because they're actors, and they're good at acting, and
so by the time they break through the screens, they're already
married.
\- At one point the Duke Med School class had +100% divorce rate.
\_ Most surgery programs have huge divorce rates. However, this
is a different phenomenon that what the pp described. The
med school divorce rate is high for reasons of overwork,
while the pp described a drastic change in the circumstance
of one person in a marriage.
\- obviously the med school case isnt due to one party
starts dating his co-star, but i do wonder if there
is an element of "now that i am about to become
a highly paid surgeon, i can trade up". this was only
mentioned because of the curious +100% stat. the
rest if obvious.
\_ how do you get more than 100? kill your mate?
\_ hmm the same person getting married and divorced
multiple times?
\_ Those married before med school get divorced afterwards.
\_ Hollywood is an easy target. Find any high paid, high pressure
job and I'm sure the numbers are similar. The only times it isn't
is when spouses are key to career success (ie. politicians,
religious leaders). Making a real marriage work is hard. |
| 2005/3/28 [Transportation/Car, Recreation/Dating, Politics/Domestic] UID:36910 Activity:low |
3/27 So I'm really confused about the Schiavo case. Is there a motivation
for Michael to see his wife die? Is it insurance money or something?
In another word, what's in it for Michael? I mean, it doesn't cost him
anything to keep the feeding tube or anything, and if anything, it
would cost him MORE to remove the feeding tube, no?
\_ It's called caring about the ones you loved and respecting their
last wishes.
\_ which have never been established. That is the whole point,
how many times does this have to be repeated?
\_ It has been established 30 times in the courts. How
many times does this need to be repeated?
\_ see above
\_ Until the courts come up with a descision the poster
agrees with. It's not due process if you lose! |
| 2005/3/27-28 [Recreation/Dating] UID:36908 Activity:nil |
3/27 for BDG:
http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/03/25/divorce.settlement.ap |
| 2005/3/25-26 [Recreation/Dating] UID:36885 Activity:moderate |
3/25 Look what bitches will do to you:
http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/03/25/divorce.settlement.ap/index.html
\_ BDG is that you?
\_ No, just someone that can't understand why in this case
the wife was owed anything, since she cheated on him.
\_ No fault divorce. She actually got less than 50% of
assets, which is less than she asked for. It's
interesting that she was married when they first
met. Once a cheating slut, always a cheating slut.
\_ Is that what a "no fault divorce" means, that
no matter who does what, each person is entitled
to half of the assets? Is California a no fault
divorce state?
\_ No fault divorce means you can get a divorce
for any reason. Your spouse is always
entitled to 50% of the assets you acquired
while married, even if she fucks another guy
and lives with him after dumping you.
\_ Can this be overridden by a prenuptial
agreement, or does it depend on the state?
Also, it occurs to me that in this example,
no-fault divorce would benefit the gold-
digging bitch. -John
\_ Actually the above is not entirely
correct. It is correct in a community
property no-fault jx (AZ, CA, ID, LA,
NV, NM, TX, WA, WI AFAIK). The idea
is that all earnings during the marriage
are considered gifts to the "community"
and are held in common. When the
marraige is dissolved, the property
held in common is divided equally w/o
considering who made the contribution.
To some extent this can be overridden
by a pre-nup provided that you agree
to keep all prop earned by a given
party separate from the community.
There are difficulties in terms of
property and chattels purchased
during the marriage.
The best way around this is to stick
pre-marital assets into a trust and
then agree that all or part of your
earnings are gifted to the trust and
to use the trust to buy the stuff
you want.
\_ That's why you should be careful who
you marry - especially if you have
assets. It works both ways, too. I know
a wealthy widow (not that old) who will not
date men with less wealth than she has,
because there are skanky men, too.
\_ Bitches are hustlers too, I thought you knew, I thought you knew.
-dans |
| 2005/3/24-25 [Recreation/Dating] UID:36859 Activity:high |
3/24 So the husband want the tube removed. Is it because of money? Why
doesn't he just hand over her to her parents if he doesn't
want to deal with it? Think about this for a sec, who would
you trust more, your partner or your parents in this matter?
This is a bit scary, the parents cannot do anything about it.
Although I think the whole thing is stupid, I think something
about it bothers me. I think most people would prefer a
sleeping pill over a slow week long starvation death.
\_ The law respects the word of the spouse over the parents
in the absence of mitigating circumstances because this
is the person who is supposed to be closest to you, and
the marriage contract encompasses this agreement. Suppose
you told your spouse you wanted her to have your posessions
and children when you died. Would you want her to go through
court battles with your parents if they decided they wanted
a piece?
What's amusing is laying this whole situation alongside the
"sanctity of marriage" arguments against gay unions.
\_ ha, good point there.
\_ Her husband pissed away any sanctity when he started having sex
with another woman in 1992 while he was telling a court "I have
to have $20M to take care of Terri for the rest of my life."
\_ Okay, alternative history that actually makes sense. Terri's
heart stops, and causes brain damage, leaving her in a PVS.
Michael sues for malpractice and wins (presumably because it
actually WAS malpractice). The money goes to Terri's care
(as she would have been the plaintiff in the malpractice suit,
that's where it should go). After some time, Terri's condition
has deteriorated. Terri's parents urge Michael to get out
and meet people. Terri's condition worsens. The doctors tell
him her brain has atrophied, and her chances of coming out of
him her brain has liquified, and her chances of coming out of
it are nil. He says this is not how she would want to live.
Looking back at it, from the outside, not knowing the person,
a commentator can make any step of this look sordid. If you
look at it forward, it doesn't make as good television, but
it makes a hell of a lot more sense.
\_ He didn't even mention her desire to "not live this way"
until 1997, after he was "engaged" to his current
girlfriend. He should have divorced her and let her
parents take care of her.
\_ What if there were some hope of recovery in the first
x years, and she had gotten worse actually by 1997?
\_ He stopped all therapy in 1995 and has kept her in a
hospice (fraudulently). He's prevented people from
any theraputic action, providing antibiotics for an
infection or even BRUSHING HER TEETH.
\_ What is your source on this info?
\_ I think his source is called 'fictional'.
\_ Yeah, so how about x = 5?
\_ but sleeping pills don't kill.
\_ No, I am talking about you take lots and die in sleep.
\_ That would be called premeditated murder, especially after
15 years.
\_ People in this position starve to death all the time. (Or,
dehydrate to death, as is more likely the case.) This is more
or less what happened with my grandmother. She had untreatable
cancer, and she slept more and more until she no longer woke up
to eat.
\_ Let me ask a stupid question. Can the husband date/marry
another person IF he choose to keep the feeding tube? If
she's in this state for another 20 years, then is the
husband 'tied' to her for another 20 years?
\_ technically, he's already married (by common law, since
he's been living with another woman for over 10 years)
\_ pimp!
\_ Most states have eliminated common-law marriage and in
any case they don't apply when you're already married.
\_ In this case, if he and the other woman split, the
courts would probably treat it akin to a marriage.
This case show up when couples don't divorce for
religious reasons. It gets messy....
\_ You know, I am really annoyed that the government stuck its
nose in this case, but for the life of me, I cannot understand
why her husband didn't just hand over custody to her parents either.
\_ As I understand it he wants to marry his common-law wife and has
a financial interest in his legal wife being officially dead.
\_ That's a hell of an allegation. Where did you hear about any
financial interest?
\_ He could just divorce her. I am suspicious of all the slander
regarding money. I really don't know, one way or another, but
it smells like your classic Right Wing smear campaign to me.
Are the Swifties behind it?
\_ fucker, just hand over the girl to the parent.
\_ What financial incentive? He's kept a lawyer on retainer
and in court for 15 years. The government or whatever health
org will demand repayment from whatever money recieved. If
there is money involved, it'll be gone once the lawsuits
start flying...
\_ Which do you believe:
(1) Hubbie really cared about his wife, she really did tell him
that he should pull the plug if she became a vegetable and
there was no hope she could recover to the point where she
could say something about this.
(2) Hubbie just wanted her dead so he could be rid of his "old
life", and didn't want her parents bothering him anymore.
Anyways, now he just wants the problem to go away, and what
better way than for her to be dead.
(2a) There were monetary benefits too.
(3) Hubbie didn't really care about his wife, she never told him
to pull the plug, but he thinks she would feel that way
(he personally would want to die in that situation), so
he thinks he's doing her a favor even though he could be
wrong. Anyways, it's been 15 years and she's only gotten
worse.
\_ Hubbie didn't pull the media and Congress into this. Hubbie
wasn't looking for notoriety. This is such bullshit. In a
sane world, we wouldn't have heard about this case. They
would have worked it out within the family, and if not, the
court decision would have ended the discussion and Terri
would be at peace. This is a travesty caused by politicians.
\_ 2. If you really love someone, the last thing you would do
is to pull the plug.
\_ bullshit
\_ Spoken like someone whose never seen a loved one in
real pain.
\_ Seriously. *sheesh*
\_ you haven't peered into the human psyche until you
see this situation and one sibling is clinging
desparately to "daddy" while the other is trying
to let him go. then the fur flies...
\_ No sleeping pills. That's murder. You become an active participant
in death. She's feet away from a trauma center. There isn't much
you can do to kill her without someone stepping in. Spouses have
precedence because you actively chose them. As for why the husband
hasn't given up custody, it's probably for the same reason why
the parents haven't let her die. Love can be a brutal thing.
\_ Actually, in Oregon, as a patient diagnosed with a terminal
illness, you can legally request a lethal dose of drugs.
The problem is you have to be judged of sound mind when you ask
for it, and you have to swallow them yourself. Accomplishing
all that, it's still legal for both the person killing themself
and the prescriber.
\- If Charles Dickens were alive today, Bleak House II would be
Schiavo v. Schiavo instead of Jarndyce v. Jarndyce. --psb
\_ "Bleak House Two: This time it's political!" |
| 2005/3/23-24 [Recreation/Dating] UID:36833 Activity:moderate |
3/23 Are there any basic expression between "I like you" and "I love you"
other than the Dumb and Dumber line "I like you a lot".
\_ I'll suck but I won't swallow
\_ Hard to say this to a woman if you're a man.
\_ "I'm very fond of you". "I adore you". "You really mean a lot
to me". "I care very much for you". "I'm really glad we're
friends". Or even, "I love you dearly", which, oddly, means
less than just "I love you". --Cyrano
\- You brain/body has been classified as: loveworthy.
\_ Most of these sound really icky. Like cringe-worthy icky.
\_ Do you know who Cyrano is? Read a book once in a while.
\_ Isn't he the guy with the schnoz who came up with "hey
baby, nice cans"? -John
\_ "I'm full of like for you."
\_ Let's fuck.
\_ You forgot: "Nice shoes"
\_ That's ``Nice boots''
\_ That's "Nice boobs".
\_ I propose "I loke you" -- Loke is defined as a noun, but I don't
think there is a verb yet ... Other languages have sayings for
something more than like but less than love ... Why not loke
\_ Dont start sentence with "I ..." Talk about her instead. You...
or honey...
\_ ya, that's all good and nice too, but was looking for an "I"
statement to balance all the "Nice tits, wanna fuck" statements.
\_ I want to slip you the hot beef injection, I want to play
'hide the salami' with you, you're a Cal student, take it
from there. Display some goddamm adaptability, son. |
| 2005/3/23-24 [Recreation/Dating, Computer/SW/Security] UID:36827 Activity:high |
3/26 One more reason to use PGP, and maybe the Anonymizer. And by the way,
only 1700 porn pictures? I have at least 100X that:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/4376959.stm
\_ You have over 170,000 porn pictures?
\_ I do.
\_ Assuming no repeats an a minimal 10 seconds per picture,
\_ Assuming no repeats and a minimal 10 seconds per picture,
it would take you 472.2 hours to looks at all that pr0n.
Where are you getting the time?
\_ 10 seconds? Try 1.
\_ 472 hrs? Spread that over five years and you are talking
about an hour a week.
\_ Just another slow work week.
\_ How about yet another reason to get your mind out of the
gutter and use your higher cognitive functions for something
more useful than viewing pictures of women in various states
of undress?
\_ How about two or more women?
\_ I agree. He should spend more time getting out of the house
to find women willing to undress live and in person. There's
no cognitive function more useful than that. |
| 2005/3/18-20 [Recreation/Dating, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Motd] UID:36758 Activity:moderate |
3/18 Get yer weekly culture fix. Art Show @ The Clinic, 2801 25th St.:
http://clinicsf.com
-dans
\_ hey dans, you're a pretty cute guy. Are you attached to anyone?
Here's a bit of info about myself. I'm single, clean, and
neat. I like opera, I love fine arts, I love cats (they're soooo
adorable!), exotic cuisines (ever tried http://www.asiasf.com and
everything that is unusual or exciting. Would you like to have
lunch or coffee some time? If so, email charlie1982@yahoo.com
\_ wow, i am speechless. -!dans
\_ jealous?
\_ that sodans can be this blunt/brave. ;)
\_why not? it's not like they'll get pregnant and stuck
with each other.
\_ wait, so just to clarify, is this... a gay wanted ad on motd?
\_ I wouldn't consider asiasf to be exotic cuisine per se, though
I've never been there, but I'm told it's pretty amusing as
tranny bars go. Anyway, if this is actually serious and not
just motd wankery, drop me an email. -dans
\_ A good friend of mine is actually a bartender at asiasf. Even if
it is far from what my lifestyle is like, I will say that it is
a fun place to hang out if you are just looking for a fun and
interesting evening. -phale
\_ I'm surprised this thread has hung around this long. No email
received thus far, guess it was just motd wankery. Pity,
flattering while it lasted. -dans
\_ gosh, I'm so sorry... have you tried http://queer.berkeley.edu or
http://gayfriendfinder.com? Motd isn't exactly a gay-friendly place. |
| 2005/3/17-18 [Finance/Investment, Recreation/Dating] UID:36732 Activity:moderate |
3/17 How much would you tip for a 14 dollar haircut, assuming they did a
good job?
\_ $2 or $3.
\_ 3-5 dollars depending on how much of a mess it was beforehand.
\_ I refuse to pay $14 for a haircut.
\_ Do you go with the popular 'bowl' or buzzcut styles?
\_ I went with buzz cuts for many years. Now that I'm
married my wife does a decent rendition of the Barber
shop standard men's haircut.
\_ Where can you get a haircut for less $14?!
\_ Naval base barber.
\_ Get coupons.
\_ Chinatown.
\_ Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
\_ My local chinese barber does it for $10. I usually
tip her $2-$5, depending on how depressed she is
re her family that day.
\_ Damn, no wonder so many sodans look so bad. $40 is minimum
for something that actually looks good.
\_ Planning to post a picture of yourself any time soon?
Didn't think so.
\_ That kind of investment requires: A) Knowledge what looks
good, and B) the desire to keep it looking good daily. I
have niether of these.
\_ And C) where to get such a haircut.
\_ Damn, no wonder so many sodans are virgins. Looking and
smelling good is the minimum for getting laid.
\_ 10-20 haircuts, 10 dollar pants, 20 dollar shoes,
and I get laid! (Though I do shower and stuff.)
Not being a total twat goes so much farther than
throwing money at the problem.
\_ I don't know, dans doesn't have either and he
seems to do ok.
\_ Yay for anonymous slander!
\_ How much would you tip for a $25 haircut? That pretty much looks
like a $14 haircut?
\_ -$11
\_ http://tipping.org/tips/TipsPageBarberShop.html.
15%. -tom |
| 2005/3/15-16 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Domestic/Gay] UID:36697 Activity:very high |
3/15 A few months ago, the East Bay Express had an excellent article
profiling six same-sex couples who got married during the time SF
was issuing licenses.
http://www.eastbayexpress.com/issues/2004-10-13/news/feature_1.html.
If you can read this article and still oppose gay marriage, you have
no soul. These are human beings, just trying to live their lives.
-tom
\_ I hate gays because they have subverted so many English words like
"gay". And "fruity". And "queer". Fucking homos.
"gay". And "fruity". And "queer". And "pirate". Fucking homos.
\_ I thought it was my fellow het's who did this. ashamed. --het
\_ I can probably find equally convincint stories about father/daughter
brother/sister mother/son.
\_ if they can share the pain of going thru child birthing together
then okay..
\_ i guess couples with fertility problems are not okay.
\_ or couples over age of 60.
\_ Ah, tom. Always the paragon of tolerance. "If you don't agree
with me, you have no soul!"
\_ Ah, anonymous coward with the ad hominem attack. Did you read
the article? -tom
\_ I read it when it came out. I never said if I was for or
against gay marriage did I? I'm just pointing out that
your statement is stupid on it's face. BTW, that's not
ad hominem.
\_ There is something karmic about an obvious grammar error in
a clause which begins with "your statement is stupid". -tom
\_ Same sex marriage always results in the Best Motd
Discussions.
\_ Dude, someone just called tom a "stupid face". Apparently
the CSUA is allowing junior high school students to join.
\_ So, your whole argument is "tom sux." Could you just post that
and save us all the drama? --erikred
\_ tom, why are you wasting your time convincing us that same sex
marriage is not evil? Almost everyone on motd is liberal and
tolerate same sex marriage. The exception would be the religious
Christians and Mormons, and you can't possibly convert them. So
why waste your time. -evil satanic liberal who agrees with tom
\_ BTW, Mormons are Christians. -emarkp
\_ Only Mormons think this.
\_ Oh, Mormons are Christians...they're just wrong.
-Snide Catholic Troll
\_ Now that's more like it. -emarkp
\_ Sign your name troll. -emarkp (And this is a false
statement you're trolling with.)
\_ It's a false statement to you because you are
Mormon. Do any non-Mormons think this?
\_ I work with several non-Mormon Christians in my
office, and they have told me that they consider me a
Christian. Since we talk about the Bible and Christ
as a group a lot, I'm not surprised. -emarkp
\_ I posted it because it is the best portrayal of the reality
of the issue that I've seen; that gays are not trying to subvert
the institution of marriage, or overthrow society, but are just
trying to enjoy some of the same rights that the rest of us
take for granted. And that one of those rights is the right
to get "married," not "civil unionized." I think there are
still reasonable people who believe that gay marriage is not
OK but civil unions are; I think that's a cop-out position.
[For the record, I'm neither gay nor married.] -tom
\_ Remarkably, I don't think gays are "trying to subvert the
institution of marriage, or overthrow society." But the
argument "they're just trying to get the same rights as
everyone else" avoids debate and trivializes the issue. It's
the equivalent of "Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve"--just the
other side of the issue. -emarkp
\_ I don't see your point. They *are* just trying to get the
same rights as everyone else. How is that avoiding
debate or trivializing the issue? I think the issue is
totally fundamental. -tom
\_ I've heard that "Adam and Steve" crap since I was a little
kid at the Christian school I went to. You are a fucking
bigot Mark.
\_ Huh? Try re-reading the post. He says that's a
stupid thing to say. Sheesh.
\_ Wow! pp really hates gay marriage! emarkp says
the phrase about "Adam and Steve" is dumb, and this
guy calls him a bigot! Bravo!
\_ Bad comparison (my fault). The typical response is that
they do have the same rights as anyone else. A gay man
can marry a woman just like a straight man can. Now
can we both agree that your statement and this
counterstatement are equally useless? -emarkp
\_ No we can't. The response is a stupid response.
As was mentioned before the argument could be
rephrased to deny mixed race (for the commonly
used version of race) marriages because then
everyone has the same rights, the right to marry
a member of the same race.
\_ I concur. -tom
\_ But then the pro-SSM side argument can be disputed
by pointing out that not everyone else can marry.
We have restrictions on who can marry left and
right (close relatives, adults/minors, etc.).
-emarkp
\_ So the debate is more Pro: "Gays
should have the same rights as heteros."
Anti: "No they shouldn't." The problem
when put in those terms it is hard for the
Anti side to keep pretending it isn't being
prejudiced, and so the anti side conviently
tries to pretend there are other issues at
stake. Embrace your true nature and just
admit that you don't think gay people deserve
the same rights as everyone else.
\_ They do have the same rights. I can't marry
someone of my own gender and neither can
they.
\_ Hello Mr. Trees, you seemed to have
missed the forest for yourself. -dans
\_ I used to think this argument was just
hypothetical. But I forgot that Mormons
actually hold out hope that they can marry
their brothers/sisters, have sex with their
daughters, etc. So, good point emarkp.
\_ Woo! Where would we be without the
clueless anti-mormon troll?
\_ The response is not stupid. The comparison
btwn gay marriage and mix-race marriage is
flawed. The denial of marriage rights to a
mix-race couple was based on a false concept
of race. The denial of marriage rights to
gays is not based on any such false concept.
Gays want more rights than other people in
society and there is no compelling reason
to grant them these rights.
\_ What more rights? You will have the
right to marry the same sex as well.
And mix-race marriages were illegal because
it was against the laws of nature. We don't
do that sort of thing. Ick! Oh my god
that is wrong and an abomination. That is
for the same reason you oppose gay marriage.
\_ You really don't understand the
arugment do you?
My opposition to gay marriage has
nothing to do with the law of
nature (by these I'm assuming you
mean something like maxwell's laws
or the uncertainty principle,
which couldn't care less whether
a person is gay or not).
My opposition to gay marriage is
based on the fact that there is
no basis on which to claim that
these people have been denied a
right that all other people w/
their same real characteristics
have. (Mixed-race is irrelevant
to the discussion b/c race is
not a real characteristic, please
go read some human evolutionary
studies, if you think that race
is really a true concept).
If two gay people are allowed
to marry, then why should a
schizophrenic not be able to
marry herself and claim a dual
tax deduction? What about a
person and his imaginary best
friend?
BTW, I don't want more rights,
I'm perfectly happy w/ the rights
I have.
\_ including, apparently, the right to
be a complete fucking moron. -tom
\_ If anyone but tom had posted this, it would have slid by with
no comment. Oh, wait, ilyas, John, and emarkp have their
tormenters as well.
\_ And funny enough, I don't think any of "us" take them at all
seriously. Frankly, I'm a bit worried about both ChiCom
Troll and heil cherman john guy--I hope they're ok, I haven't
seen them around. After all, an integral part of being a
responsible troll farmer is paying good attention to your pet
trolls' well-being! That said, I think both ilyas and
emarkp are occasionally full of shit, but there seems to be
an interesting tendency for people who stand behind their
arguments and who sign their names to attract morons.. -John
\_ And speaking of motd regulars, where's BDG to rant for half
a screen about how gay marriage will allow gay people to
ruin the lives of other gay people?
\_ I discovered you are actually a closet commie, so I no
longer troll you - Chicom Troll
\_ Well, there's a price to be paid for being a consistent
asshole. I don't give a shit about tom being a fag. I have
fags for friends. tom's just an asshole. If I ever met him
I'd pound his face into the street, clear and simple.
Being a gay misanthrope doesn't excuse him of anything.
\_ I'm usually the last one to say this, but post your
name, tough guy. --erikred
\_ use kchang's intellicrap.
\_ the what? what does it do?
\_ blames ilyas for everything.
\_ This is pretty funny. Run it through b1ff for it to be
taken extra-serious! -John
\_ Vell, zeere's a preece-a tu be-a peeed fur beeeng a
cunseestent esshule-a. I dun't geefe-a a sheet ebuoot tum
beeeng a feg. I hefe-a fegs fur freeends. tum's joost un
esshule-a. Iff I ifer met heem I'd puoond hees fece-a intu
zee street, cleer und seemple-a. Beeeng a gey
meesunthrupe-a duesn't ixcoose-a heem ooff unytheeng.
\_ I don't oppose same-sex civil unions, but I think marriage
is a religious institution and should not be in the dominion
of the government. A priest can already 'marry' two gay
people. We're talking about the government, in which case
I think 'marriage' is the wrong term to use. --dim
\_ In which case, we should abolish the use of the term
"marriage" in any secular description of a contractual
binding of two consenting adults. Go ahead and start that
movement, then report back on how that works for you.
\_ Well, then failing that I am opposed to using the
term 'marriage' to describe same-sex unions. |
| 2005/3/14-15 [Politics/Domestic/California, Recreation/Dating] UID:36683 Activity:nil |
3/14 http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/03/14/gay.marriage.ap/index.html California gay-marriage ban ruled unconstitutional (state constitution) State: "State law also says marriage is a contract between a man and a woman." Plaintiffs: ... cited now-overturned bans on marriage by interracial couples, or laws that treated wives as a husband's property \_ Why is the constitution so vaguely written!! God damn it. \_ Does this mean I can finally marry chiapet? Joyyyyyyyy!!! \_ So, in the plaintiff's argument, were those bans overturned by the legislature or the courts? \_ Perez v. Lippold (1948) - Supreme Court of California "Respondent refuses to issue the certificate and license, invoking Civil Code section 69, which provides: '* * * no license may be issued authorizing the marriage of a white person with a Negro, mulatto, Mongolian or member of the Malay race.'" \_ Mongolian or the Malay race? So Chinese was somehow a better race than Mongolian and Thai better than Malay in the American eye back in 1948? What caused such discrepancies? -- Chinese \_ Because Americans in 1948 knew what the opium trade did to China! -Bud Day \_ My interpretation: They meant "Mongoloid" (Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Filipino, Inuit, etc.). \- The "keep the races sep" attitude was to be found among the "educated and respectable" far later than 1948. See the quotes in WARREN''s opinion in Loving v. Virginia: http://csua.org/u/bcv In the last 15 yrs there were various southern school principals getting into hot water over similar. --psb |
| 2005/3/14-15 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Domestic/Gay] UID:36682 Activity:very high |
3/14 The argument for gay marriage is that it's their own business and
doesn't affect anyone else, since its private matter between
two grown up adults and they have the rights to choose how
they live. But why does the argument breaks down for other
things that both party agrees to, like marriage/sex with a
minor, hiring someone to kill myself (doctor, give me the
death pill)? It seems if we allow gay marriage, then we should
not ban other types of marriage as well, as long as both party
are ok with it, such as multiple marriages, father/daughter,
mother/son, brothers/sisters, humans and animals, etc. Any
thoughts? Just because gay people are on TV doesn't make it
more 'right' than any of the other banned marriage types.
\_ Not to mention the fraud implications of instituting gay
marriage...
\_ uh, what?
\_ uh, think about it?
\_ uh, what?
\_ you can't be that dumb.
\_ Part of marriage is consent, and legally being able to enter into
a contract -- children and animals cannot give consent. Polygamy
is a more grey area but it can be argued that divorce situations
would become too difficult to resolve. The real solution is for
the government to get out of marriage altogether and just issue
civil unions, with only churches being able to marry people. The
civil unions give you all the legal rights marriage does today,
while the churches have the right to grant marriage to only those
they deem fit. And this argument isn't that persuasive anyhow,
for the simple reason that saying "giving rights to group X means
we'll have to give it to group Y" doesn't mean group X shouldn't
get said rights. Does "If we give black people the right to sit
at whites-only lunch counters, that means we'll have to let horses
and sheep in as well" make any sense?
\_ yes you are right, giving various rights to married woman and
man doesn't mean we have to give similar "rights" to garried
man and man.
\_ Except there are very good reasons to let men marry men
and women marry women, just like there are very good reasons
to let black people sit at whites-only lunch counters.
\_ Pray tell, what are these good reasons?
Racial segregation was based on the false
premise that there were "races", whereas
the denial of marriage rights to gays is
not based on any such false premise.
\_ The good reasons are obvious to anyone but a bigoted
moron. Two men or women in a long-term committed
relationship deserve visitation rights, survivorship
rights, etc. -tom
\_ Go man! Thanks for fighting for my right to enter a marriage with
my lovely sister!
\_ Marriage between a man and a woman is the foundation of a
healthy society tested over thousands of years. Other forms
of unions like father daughter, gay men, etc. are not.
Hire a lawyer and draw up your own legal documents if you want,
just don't call it marriage.
\_ Not to mention the inevitable consequences of evolution,
extinction.
\_ Yes, since once gay marriage is legal, hetero marriage will
become illegal -- And the world's population is already
shrinking at an alarming pace.
\_ The world's population is shrinking???
\_ Your sarcasm detector is in need of repair
\_ Your claim about history is simply not true. -tom
\_ Really? Prove it.
\_ How about we say a civil union can be between a man and a woman,
or a couple of the same sex -- all other laws about bigamy and
incest still applying. Then good Christian churches in San
Francisco can call civial unions between gays and lesbians
marriage, and you can retain your right to not call such civil
unions marriage.
\_ A dog is a dog. A cat is a cat. you can try
calling a dog a cat, but it's still a dog and
everyone will think you are an idiot.
\_ your troll-fu is weak!
\_ You do realize not all the rights of a married couple can
be solved with a legal contract don't you? For instance
I can't file my taxes as a married couple (just one of
many examples.) Oh and metal protests to the contrary you
many examples.) Oh and mental protests to the contrary you
a bigot and a homophobe. Have a nice day.
\_ you should ask the question why there should be such
a relationship called marriage that allows two people
to file a joint tax return in the first place.
\_ One of many rights. One of the most obvious because
everyone does taxes every year so they are aware of the
laws. Not everyone has to deal with, say, custody battles
every year. Or medical emergencies. Etc etc. And if
you want to get rid of marriage altogether, well, I
wish you luck. I'm not sure it is a good idea but
if you can make a compelling reason for there to be
no "special couple (or group?)" rights at all, then
by all means convince me. That's another conversation.
\_ what I mean is that there are reasons why we attach
various legal rights and responsibilities to
marriage (the one between a woman and a man).
Those reasons no longer apply when it's
garriage.
\_ joint tax return and partner benefits should be
100% applicable to gay marriage. Why wouldn't they
be? -tom
\_ I don't think you understood what I was saying.
\_ Then perhaps you should explain it better.
All you did was make an assertion. -tom
\_ you're an idiot. -Tom
\_ Genocide, slavery, discrimination, religious persecution, etc.,
have been part of history for thousands of years as well.
\_ you got the "thousands of years" part, but you forgot the
"foundation" part.
\_ That can be argued
\_ Not supporting gay marriage is in no way comparable to
these things. Please tell me how the rights of a gay
man (or woman) have been abridged.
A gay man has the same rights as any other man to marry
any woman he choses. Similarly a gay woman can marry
any man she choses. Gays and non-gays have the same
exact set of rights.
What gays are asking for is EXTRA rights above and
beyond what the average person is entitled to. What
is so special about them that requires that we give
them something which all other people do not have?
It is not as if they are blind or deaf or cripple,
or were formerly treated as chattel. Why should a
person's private choices about their lifestyle
entitle them to EXTRA public rights?
Now if you want to tell me about sex-change people,
then perhaps I can agree that these people may have
less rights.
\_ And when mixed race marriages were illegal everyone
had the exact same rights, they were allowed to
marry someone of the same race. Gee why all the fuss?
\_ The issue of mixed race marriage is wholly
different than that of gay marriage b/c
there is really no such thing as separate
races. To abridge the rights of a person
based on a false characteristic violates
the fundamental principle of equality.
Unless you are willing to claim that gender
is a false characteristic, look elsewhere.
NOTE: I don't care what gay people do w/
their lives and I think that it is wrong
to discriminate in hiring, &c. based on
the fact that a person is gay (or watches
B5 instead of Star Trek).
\_ There is no such thing as separate races? Next thing
you'll tell me is gays are human beings!
\_ There is no such thing as separate races?
Next thing you'll tell me is gays are human
beings!
\_ That there cannot be separate races
is obvious from evolutionary theory
and has been generally confirmed by
genetic studies. There is also no
doubt that gays are human beings.
So what? It leaves unchanged the
idea that the private choices of
some people ought to create some
extra right for them.
\_ I think if the current trend continues, assisted suicide will
eventually become legal. So are polygamy and father/daughter, etc.
if the laws can be modified such that the involved people can sign
declarations like "I hereby declare that I only deserve one third
the right of being the wife to Mr. X" or "We hereby irrevokably
sever our relationship as brother/sister" so as to avoid legal
nightmare. But marriage/sex with a minor or an animal will probably
never pass, since a minor or an animal can't give consent.
\_ you're an idiot. -tom
\_ That's such an insightful comment tom!
\_ It's insightful because it is true
\_ I agree with tom. -!tom
\- Hola, if you are interested in one perspective on the
history of homosexuals in "christendom", you may wish
to read John Boswell of Yale (dead?). He has at least
two books on the subject:
http://csua.org/u/bcs
http://csua.org/u/bct
\_ If a man marries a man and a woman marries a woman, they
will become extinct. If for thousands of years the
foundation has been based on that, human race will be
extinct. It's not the way nature intended it to be. I am
certainly not advocating we kill them all, like we do when
chickens and cows catch a disease, but it is a 'problem'.
It especially sickens me when gay couples wants to adopt a
child. It's like you proudly declares to the world you cut
off your penis, and then wants to surgically install a
penis because you need one. If you want to be gay, don't
fucking complain about not able to have a baby.
\_ you're an idiot. -tom
\_ Should single people be able to adopt?
\_ I hope this is a troll, it would be hard to imagine anyone
being so bigoted in the 21st century. I assume you are against
IVF, viagra, birth control, etc.?
\_ No, only gay that wants to have kids.
\_ Do you have any idea how many kids are abandoned every
year? Fuck you.
\_ And all the sex change shit.
\_ Gay marriage advocates, I want to "union" with my sister (or
maybe brother) with all the rights and responsibilities of
a garriage. However, I want to cut out anything that has
to do with sex with said sister (or brother) cause I am not
interested in their respective sexual organs. What do you
think of that?
\_ I think you're an idiot. -tom
\_ why?
\_ Because you exhibit so much evidence of it?
\_ How come you can redefine marriage and I can't?
What is the basis for marriage?
What is the basis for marriage? Just because
a relationship is consensual, doesn't mean it
should have the rights and obligations of
marriage. Being consensual, alone, is not
enough.
\_ The consensual part was in refence to people
marrying sheep and children.
\_ Why not?
\_ Why not? Why isn't it being consensual enough?
\_ What does being married mean? How is it
different from other types of relationships?
While you can try to define a marriage in legal
terms, ultimately, our laws surrounding
marriage were made to cater to this age old
relationship between a man and a woman which
is the foundation of society. The laws are
for the relationship and not the other way
around. Now, the question is, should the
laws be extended to a gay relationship?
\_ Times change, people change. Slavery
was the foundation of society for thousands
of years. And then it wasn't.
\_ The comparision btwn gay marriage
and slavery is intellectually
dishonest. A slave had virtually
no rights under the law whereas
a gay man or woman enjoys all
rights that every other person
of their gender enjoys.
BTW, slavery was not the basis
of every society for thousands
of years.
\_ And after slavery, blacks had all the
rights of whites--they could still ride
the bus, they just had to sit in the
back. -tom |
| 2005/3/10 [Recreation/Dating] UID:36617 Activity:moderate |
3/10 Shinteki: Decathlon, a day-long puzzle-scavenger-treasure-hunt-road-
rally event, on Apr 30 or May 7 (4-person teams can participate in
either). http://www.shinteki.com I've done several events by this
group and they're terrific. Let me know if you have questions. -jowens
\_ cool suggestion. they are one day events?
\_ Yes (although there are occasional weekend-long ones, usually
in the summer ... http://www.gamecontrol.com http://www.thejackpotgame.com
for instance).
\_ can u meat h07 42n ch1x?
\_ Unlikely, unless you're the one bringing them. But you can
check out pictures:
http://thejackpotgame.com/shinteki/pictures2.html
\_ Who removed the h0t A4Z cH1X? |
| 2005/3/7-8 [Recreation/Dating] UID:36556 Activity:moderate |
3/7 Dear Motd Advice Column: I've had lunch with this woman twice,
once with her and her friend, once with just two of us. We
were introduced to each other by the friend as possible dating
prospects. This woman has sent me flowers. Should I freak out?
\_ is your name waner?
\_ Unless it's a huge spread, no.
\_ Woman sending guy flowers? Are you serious?
\_ Yes, I'm serious. -op
\_ Um, what's wrong with that?
\_ Only if you don't want to sleep with her.
\_ Or if you're not interested in her at all. Be flattered, then
be honest.
\_ Why would you be freaked out? Do you not like her?
\_ Sending flowers indicates she may be desparate, clingy or a
Romantic Totalitarian. This should trigger a re-evaluation
function but not necessarily a cut off.
\_ Maybe she has a crush and did something she thought would be
sweet.
\_ Well, if you post on the motd, odds are you're pretty
desparate too. Those in glass houses ya' know...
\_ Maybe she's a feminist who believes in working outside the
constraints of the traditional patriarchy!
\_ Yes. Run like hell. Keep away from all females. It is the sodan way.
\_ freak out? were the flowers in a box w/ a severed hand?
\_ Invite us to the wedding!
\_ Are you Chinese? Do you have any idea of the effect of flowers on
the Chinese?
\_ No, please enlighten me. -op
\_ I bet BUD DAY wouldn't _need_ to be enlightened!!!1! |
| 2005/3/2-3 [Recreation/Dating] UID:36489 Activity:moderate |
3/2 Yahoo! News - Hermaphrodite Frogs Linked to Pesticide Use:
http://csua.org/u/b8b
Maybe this is the reason for the rise of homosexuality these days.
\_ rise?
\_ Uh, what do hermaphrodites have to do with homosexuality? I think
you might be a little confused.
\_ I thought if the pesticides is able to tip the hormone scale of
individuals to grow sexual orgains of the other sex, it'd be
enought to make the individuals grow affection on the same sex.
\_ You are confusing two things that have little if anything
to with each other. In case you haven't noticed, homos
have the same equipment as the rest of us. |
| 2005/2/24-25 [Recreation/Dating, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Motd] UID:36403 Activity:very high |
2/24 Ilya and Brett, why do you love the motd?
Estimated motd edit frequency by users:
* 28 ilyas
* 22 brett
* 11 jctwu
* 6 dgies
* 9 jrleek
* 3 scotsman ecchang john jwang danh
\_ your script is weak. this is 3rd entry I have made
all month. - danh
\_ the above is based on last 24 hours, and yes my script sucks
but it's better than nothing. If you have a better snooping
technology that you'd like to share, email me -kchang
\_ No, it's not better than nothing. Incorrect information is
less useful than no information. -emarkp
\_ yeah just like the Bible. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU OR
SOMEONE ELSE CENSOR THIS?
\_ it is when I control the information, muhahaha -kchang
\_ Hi, just thought I d drop by and point out that
you are a fool. -- ilyas
\_ if I'm a fool then you're a bigger fool. I believe
you spend a lot more time on motd than me. Get a
life ilyas. -kchang
\_ You've GOT to be kidding.
\_ You don't even understand why you were called
a fool, which is fairly impressive. -- ilyas
\_ you are on top of the pile.
\_ Hey, aren't you guys in the same small department
in the same school?
\_ Yup. -- ilyas
\_ Can you see eachother from your respective
terminals?
\_ better yet, can you set up a MOTD down
there and leave us alone?
No, and I've never talked to ilyas, although I've heard -/
a lot about him, like he's a very condescending
character. I'm still waiting for him to insult me
\_ Hah! You've heard this in the department? -- ilyas
in person. It's bound to happen one of these days. By the
way this reminds me of a joke where all the inmates in this
jail have heard every single jokes possible in the world and
memorized them, and in fact, they simply refer to them as
numbers. For example, one of the inmates would say "Joke
#36403" and all the inmates would burst into laughters.
Likewise ilyas could borrow this idea and simply insult
me via #'s, where 1=Lazy Bitch, 2=You're a fool,
3=Get a life, etc etc.
\_ h07 42n ch1x!
\_ Your script is signicantly more useful than nothing. We
all have a brain and can decide how accurate it is, and
perhaps future incarnations will be. It's not like we'd
use this log to invade Iraq or squish jwang. Thanks kchang!
\_ Are you suggesting the mighty kchang is WRONG?
http://csua.berkeley.edu/~kchang/intellidiff
\_ the above is posted by lye
\_ The obvious problem is that his method (kchang, what IS the
method?) only knows for sure about (a subset of?) those who
write the motd in the way that's logged by his thing.
\_ yeah I'm offering you a lower bound on the number of
people who modify, vs. having no bound at all. So
what's new? How would you get a tighter bound? -kchang
\_ Why do you give a shit?
\_ motd gives me inspiration for a PhD thesis
\_ Funny. Given the number of phd theses(including
mine) that are being delayed by time wasting
on the motd, I'm glad to see that the motd
might actually have some positive effect on
someone's phd.
\_ I think that's the scariest thing I've seen
all day.
\_ not sure lye, why do YOU love the motd?
\_ Because it is so full of love. --lye
\_ You have a 40% error. -named person
\_ dgies, tell us which ones and maybe it'll be fixed
\_ And non-out-of-context Ohio Players orgasms and things. -John
\_ I love it because it lets me waste taxpayer money with impunity!
-- ilyas
\_ Communist!
\_ There is such a thing as "tax" in communism?
\_ In Soviet Russia... oh never mind.
\_ Man, that has got to be the world's slowest way to waste
taxpayer money.
\_ A million monkeys on a million discussion boards will
eventually something something...
\_ You have a 40% error. -named person
\_ dgies, tell us which ones and maybe it'll be fixed
\_ Does your script also measure people who don't use /csua/bin/me?
\_ no it only measures nice people.
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\_ Oh that's sick.
\_ wow that's remarkably effective. you fucker. I'm at work here.
\_ And yet you still pulled the image up in an editor to add your
comments?
\_ How about one with a man and a woman!!
\_ keywords: ascii art gay masterbate masterbation |
| 2005/2/24-25 [Recreation/Dating, Reference/History/WW2/Germany] UID:36400 Activity:moderate |
2/23 How to dump your gf/bf guide: http://www.dumpjeschatje.nl \_ english? \_ A complementary site: http://www.eDumped.com \_ I think you're addressing the wrong audience here. \_ Guten tag, German John understands, German John translates, ja? \_ Horgen borgen lutefisk bork bork bork ick nickt vershtayn Dutchy speaky you NAZI FUCK, Why do you hate America? -John |
| 2005/2/21-22 [Recreation/Dating] UID:36348 Activity:moderate |
2/21 Is it possible to block a certain number from reaching your mobile?
I've got the psychotic ex-boyfriend of some chick calling and leaving
threatening voice mails in the middle of the night.
\_ If they sound real, this would be a good tiem to turn it
\_ I talked to AT&T Wireless about this a year and a half ago, and
they said they it wasn't possible for them to block specific
numbers. I didn't have a restraining order or anything, though.
they said they couldn't block specific numbers. I didn't have a
restraining order or anything, though.
\_ I asked AT&T Wireless about this a year and a half ago, and
they said they couldn't block specific numbers. I didn't have
a restraining order or anything, though.
\_ If they sound real, this would be a good time to turn it
over to the police.
\_ Dunno if that would help. She already has a restraining order
against him and it doesn't seem to have done much good.
\_ Well, restraining order + harassment = jail time
Unless you never report the harassment. |
| 2005/2/17 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Foreign/Asia/China] UID:36215 Activity:high |
2/17 "As Girls 'Vanish', Chinese City Battles Tide of Abortions"
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/02/17/international/asia/17china.html?hp
Whatever happened to a woman's right to choose? Why aren't we all
up in arms about this?
\_ Chiense police come to beat the shit out of you right now!!!11
\_ Just wait till their son grows up and tries to find a
woman. Ignorance is best paid this way.
\_ Only if he joins the CSUA.
\_ You don't need to wait. This is already a problem at present.
\_ S. Korea the same problem, although not nearly so severe, since
you can still have as many babies as you want there. They
outlawed doctors telling the sex of the baby to parents before
birth completely. This seems to have improved things. The
current birth rates are more or less back to normal, although
the 20 year olds are out of wack. It also meant that my wife
really wanted to know the sex of our daughter before she was
born just because she couldn't if she was in Korea. -jrleek
\_ So, what sex _was_ your daughter?
\_ same for Taiwan, and India. The problem should slowly
go away as a country industrializes.
\_ The answer is technology. If you could offer couples to
chose any baby's sex, FOR FREE (subsidized by the gov),
would this problem still exist?
\_ huh? most of them would choose "male" at this
point in time, which would be a problem.
A simple solution would be to offer some artificial
incentive for giving birth to baby girls, such as
say $3000 bucks.
say $3000 bucks. I don't understand why China
doesn't do something like that.
\_ 40 million unmarried men = nice "peoples" army
\_ coming to beat the shit out of you RIGHT NOW@%5!1
\_ All coming to steal our women...
\_ SERVES YOU WHITE MEN RIGHT! -Hoyt Sze
\_ In a way, that kinda sounds like slavery. |
| 2005/2/14-15 [Recreation/Dating] UID:36170 Activity:very high |
2/14 I'm trying to get a plain brown clay water pitcher as a present for my
wife. I've searched online and can't really find anything remotely
like what I'm looking for. Anyone know of an online/mail order seller
of something like this?
\_ Places such as Home Depot and OSH sell these by the cartload.
Obviously they may not have the exact style you want.
\_ I'm trying to get something that's older-styled, like say 1800s
or earlier, not a modern smooth finished item.
\_ Don't know the difference between 1800 brown clay water
pitchers vs. 2005 brown clay water pitchers. I thought a
water pitcher was a frickin water pitcher. Try an antique
shop.
\_ EBay
\_ You know I've been checking over the past week, and hadn't
found anything, but someone posted something just right this
weekend. Funny.
\_ It would be awesome if the pitcher you found on ebay was
posted by pp just to prove his motd fu.
\_ I am sure your wife will be thrilled with a plain brown clay
water pitcher. You're gonna get some that night!
\_ You're not married, are you?
\_ If it were just a pitcher and nothing more, I could get anything.
The basic look has an important meaning. You'll understand when
you grow up.
\_ Sometimes a pitcher is just a pitcher.
\_ When I grow up I will understand the meaning of a pitcher?
\_ or when you start dating girls, whichever comes first.
\_ Yes, most women are wowed by plain clay pitchers.
\_ There's this thing called 'context'. Clearly, you
don't have it. Stop being petulant and accept it. -!pp
\_ I am just in awe.
\_ See below, petulant, ignorant fool.
\_ what you don't understand is that a water pitcher
could be a symbol of the male sexual organ and of
male virility, and hence evoke an erotic response.
\_ Uh... You've got it backwards.
\_ The pitcher is a semi-obscure reference to a favorite
movie, and she'll love it. Women place a lot of value
on that kind of thing. You'll understand when you
meet and actually get to know women in real life. -op
\_ Uh...right. As long as whatever woman he gets to
know happens to attatch the same sentimental value
to some random obscure movie as your wife. You're
a moron.
\_ I find it funny that a guy buying a pitcher
for his wife thinks he knows anything about
women.
\_ I find it funny that someone sad and alone at
his keyboard could judge. -op
\_ Someone like you? |
| 2005/2/14-15 [Recreation/Dating] UID:36166 Activity:nil |
2/14 In honor of Valentine's Day: http://needmyspace.com |
| 2005/2/8-9 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Domestic/RepublicanMedia] UID:36112 Activity:very high |
2/8 http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,146797,00.html I have to say this is the hottest junior high teacher I have ever seen. If I were the same 13 year old, I'd shut up and enjoy the ride. \_ There was a recent case where the teacher was hotter. \_ Agreed. That was Debra Lafave. \_ I wonder if this is the same school where the principal banned War Veterans for Peace from distributing information to students. \_ My French teacher in HS was hotter--she as also the swim coach. Tall, blonde, liked to wear red minidresess. -John \_ Damn you. My French teacher in high school was about 65, short, and fat. Fortunately, she didn't like to wear red minidresess. \_ I had the hots for two teachers, both hotter than this one. In biology class, watching her always kept my thoughts on topic. Damn. \_ Human Biology? \_ try http://afterschooldoc.com and look for "Debra Lafave". Her ex-husband was interviewed on Larry King, and seemed cool and decent even though he was humiliated by the whole thing. \_ Or just: http://images.google.com/images?q=debra%20lafave \_ Seconded. I'll bet every horny 13 year old boy (is there any other kind) was dreaming about banging her -- and one of them got lucky ... \_ Is there a NAWBLA? \_ North American Wayne Brady Look Alikes? |
| 2005/2/8-9 [Recreation/Dating] UID:36109 Activity:high |
2/8 So I read somewhere that when asked, husbands were more likely to say
that if they had to do it all over again, they'd pick the same spouse
(80%) while wives were even (only 50% say they would've picked the
same spouse knowing what they know now). Obviously not exactly a
scientific study, but it was an interesting anecdote. I had the
impression that it was guys who are more committment phobic than
women were, do people actually get the same impression, and if
so, do you think it's true? Or is the reverse true, that women
(especially today) are more likely to end relationships?
Just a thought in light of relationship day and to get something
semi-nonboring on the motd.
\_ Why do men usually scan the menu, pick and item, and put the
menu down, while women dither about it for 15 minutes, then
change their mind three times after the waiter comes?
I think these are related. Women are much better than us at
some things, and making decisions isn't one of them.
\_ Not always true, I have found that women can make excellent
managers. The menu thing seems to be true though, and once
it finally is time to order, it's often: "I want X - Y +
Z done in style A and substitute B for C"
\_ "Yes, I'll have the creme brule. Hold the eggs and sugar."
\_ Women have always been more likely to end relationships. Guys
will hang on to the bitter end while they bang her best friend.
\_ It may have something to do with expectations. I think guys are
easier to please in the marriage department. Women have more
complex needs.
\_Maybe it's because woman who are less committment phobic go
into the wrong relationship quicker and thus have regrets, while
men, who are more committment phobic hold out till they know
for absolutly sure and thus do not regret their decisions?
\_ I think the whole commitment-phobe-male stereotype is mostly
a myth. TV can make stupid women believe anything. -soda gal
\-Maybe men are less likely to complain because for them the
shortcomings of a spouse can be made up for by cheating [wife
becomes fatty] but for women, cheating doesnt solve the problem
[not enough bling provided by husband], so they have to escalate
to divorce more readily. --psb |
| 2005/2/7-8 [Recreation/Sports, Recreation/Dating] UID:36093 Activity:moderate |
2/7 See the full Go Daddy superbowl ad:
http://www.godaddy.com/gdshop/superbowl05/landing.asp?isc=bpshdr001
\_ well I thought the girl was OK. Big boobs but otherwise just ok,
what do you guys think?
\_ She was hot. Hotter, though: tabasco chick, girl #1 in
the pepsi singing bottle commercial.
\_ I only find four commercials: Diddy Truck, Ladies Man,
iTunes, and Pop the Music. No tabasco girl.
\_
http://www.tabasco.com/arts_pavilion/tv_ads/tabasco_tanlines_ad.cfm
\_ I'd like to see *your* gf.
\_ She was hot, with the added advantage that she might be useful
as a flotation device in emergencies.
\_ Does silicone float in water? |
| 2005/2/4-5 [Recreation/Dating] UID:36061 Activity:high |
2/4 Does it look ok to your date to request for a doggy bag? ok thx.
\_ If a date asks, I say it's ok. If I eat thai or some place that
may have leftovers (see below, you dont do this for fine dining),
I'll get a box and if I'm in SF or Berkeley, will usually find an
anworthy bum to give it to.
\_ Real men finish their meals.
\_ do you care more about the food or her? if she really
likes the food, save it for her..
\_ On an early date, no. You can do this later once you are both
done impressing one another.
\_ It depends on if you go dutch or not.
\_ Yes. Asking for a box is okay. Asking for a doggie bag is right
out. But seriously, if you're going somewhere after dinner, do you
want the food smelling up your car?
\_ Where I live, my trunk is colder right now than my fridge.
\_ Depends on where you are dining, too. Fine dining it is
right out. A place like Cheesecake Factory then sure.
\_ aka "The Factory"
\_ I thought you said "Does it look ok to your date to request a
doggy style?"
\_ Would you use a 15%/$3 off coupon on a date?
\_ $3 off coupon for doing it doggie style? Or do you not
understand how to indent properly?
\_ Where can I get *that* coupon?!
\_ That's, uh, that's a pretty good coupon. -geordan
\_ If something that insignificant could change the direction of
your date then 1) you need a lot more going for yourself or 2)
she's too high maintenance and not worth it.
\_ Are you looking to marry this one (or any of them)? If so,
just be yourself right from the start. If you want a doggie
bag get it. If she reacts negatively to this, remember its
her loss. There are plenty of fish in the sea.
\_ Sure, just break wind in front of her, belch, and otherwise
be yourself. If she's not impressed then to hell with her. |
| 2005/2/3 [Recreation/Dating] UID:36056 Activity:nil Cat_by:dlong |
2/3 Dear soda luzer virgins, this is your only chance to interact
physically with a woman: http://axefeather.com/index_pop.aspx
\_ I don't think 'physically' means what you think it means.
\_ virtually physical contact. TURN UP THE SOUND!!! It is so cool.
it is actually my only interaction with a woman, THANK YOU.
\_ Apply at ausman's company and maybe you'll meet a nice guy. |
| 2005/2/2 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Domestic/SocialSecurity] UID:36036 Activity:nil |
2/2 Why don't the people who are against social security mention that
women live longer then men, and that men are getting screwed out of
social security benefits? It's even possible (and common!) for women
who have never worked to collect social security based on their
dead husband's income! Where's the sanity in that?
\_ Because some people believe in society. Some of those people who
believe in society think government is best suited to help, and
some think churches, communities, etc are best suited. Someone
who believes neither, who doesn't believe in society or helping
his fellow man is immoral.
\_ Uhm, no. That might be the way leftist liberals think, but
that's not the reason why women collect 50% on their husband's
income. The reason is simple, traditionally women were not
in the work force but were expected to stay home and raise
the kids. So in essence although they didn't have a paying
job they still did work. Since the male was traditionally
the primary breadwinner of the family, it was viewed that
widows should be able to collect on pensions of the the husband.
In reality, such an arrangement logical, since by allowing
widows to receive their husband's SSI we compensate the widow
for their years of work being a house wife.
\_ So you prefer that women enter the work force and leave
their children to be raised by baby sitters? You sound
like the leftist liberal.
\_ No, I like men who abandon their children and don't
pay child support (Go Newt!!)
\_ Against Social Security? I *love* Social Security. I love it
so much that I want to make sure I get my cut of it when I'm
eligible. |
| 2005/2/2 [Recreation/Dating] UID:36026 Activity:high |
2/1 Would it be appropriate and/or necessary to give a modest gift and
a greeting card on the St. Valentines day to someone with whom I have
been on a date only once before?
\_ How old is the girl? All of my sister's dumb college friends love
that shit on Valentine's Day, even if it is just after a first
date, especially if the guy is "hot". I guess a better question is
how vapid is the girl?
\_ Where do you want the relationship to go? If you plan to pursue
it, then it would be wise to do so. That said, I'd avoid greeting
cards for something sensitive like this. When I say greeting card
I mean card from Hallmark or similar monolithic card manufacturer
with prefab pseudo-heartfelt message already written for you.
Cards with blank interior are better.
\_ Kind of depends. Unless you really got the feeling she/he was
totally into you on the first date, I'd agree with PP, and also
avoid Valentine's day altogether (why not just a nice blank card
with a note something like "I enjoyed the date, I'd like to see
you again"?) -John
\_ I would have to say, no. And I think being predictable and doing
something special only on special days, is not all that special
\_ What they all said, but with this addendum. Consider going to a
place that says sells interesting non-Hallmark cards. If you see
something that stands out, buy it, inscribe it with just your name
and that you thought of her or some such, and give it to her for the
next date - whether that is Valentine's Day or not. Every woman I've
known has appreciated interesting cards picked out for them.
-- ulysses
\_ As a guy, I like to receive cards, read them, and then throw
them away. Yes, Seinfeld addressed this. Women seem to be
horrified when they find out. WTF do they keep these cards?!
\_ I keep every card sent to me but I'm a packrat.
\_ How bout just a simple, single flower?
\_ I suggest a limp yellow rose!
\_ Danger, danger Will Robinson. As the NP suggests, a dozen roses
is too strong. The problem is that with a single flower you
risk looking cheap (and thus, insincere). If you're going to
give a single flower, take care to present in a way that shows
you put some time, thought and effort into it.
\_ If you've only had one date, obviously you shouldn't go overboard.
Some PPs seem to be suggesting you just send a card. While *some*
women would prefer you don't make a big deal out of Valentine's
Day, they probably wouldn't be put off by a heartfelt gesture. On
the other hand, I'm guessing the other 95% of women DO want to see
you put in some sort of effort. She may say she doesn't want
anything and be secretly dissapointed when you do nothing. So play
it safe and do something to show you care. This early in the
relationship, a dozen roses would be coming on too strong, but a
sincere card you wrote and a single red rose would be excellent. |
| 2005/2/1-2 [Recreation/Media, Recreation/Dating] UID:36024 Activity:very high |
2/1 http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-adelphia2feb02,0,7840216.story Adelphia Communications Corp. has quietly become the nation's only leading cable operator to offer the most explicit category of hard-core porn ... Five years ago, Adelphia stirred a local controversy by dropping Spice - a popular soft-porn channel - from newly acquired cable systems here because Adelphia founder John Rigas considered X-rated programming immoral. Today, the 80-year-old Rigas and one of his sons are facing prison terms after being convicted last summer for looting the company and engaging in fraudulent accounting. ... Single-X-rated movies feature nudity, long-range or panoramic and medium-range camera shots, simulated sex and sex between women. Double-X-rated movies show intercourse, oral sex and close-up shots. Triple-X-rated movies feature anal sex and visible ejaculation. ... The Internet has become a carnal cornucopia ... a $10-billion industry. "That's more than Hollywood makes at the box office. And it just grows and grows and grows." [Can you tell the reporter had a great time writing this article?] \_ Mmm...moral majority-esque hypocrisy...yum \_ look, it is clear that the country is moving away from immoral standards. We're sick and tired of people in office doing immoral things with say, interns (what kind of sicko do that?) We just want America to be good 'ol fashioned the way it used to be, and we shall change it one step at a time, starting with Hollywood. Just say no to porn. God Bless America and God Bless Bush. \_ Uh, so Democrat=interns sucking dick, lesbians, anal sex, and Republican=good? Wait that's actually kind of true. \_ The best anal sex I ever had was with a blonde Republican girl from Texas. YMMV. \_ Women and BBQ are about the only things Texas does right. \_ This is beginning to sound like Wonkette... \_ So, how big was her strapon? \_ gotta love LA Times! |
| 2005/1/30 [Recreation/Dating, Health, Recreation/Humor] UID:35978 Activity:nil |
1/30 Never mind that PETA seems to be confusing their cause of animal
rights with the cause of male sexual health, but this is pretty funny.
http://www.petatv.com/tvpopup/Prefs.asp?video=super_bowl_60 |
| 2005/1/28-29 [Recreation/Dating] UID:35958 Activity:nil |
1/28 http://live.indiatimes.com/ppt/picppt/6.html Euro having sex with Dollar \_ damn. I clicked on to the horse sex one and a manger saw me looking at that. \_ A manger? Don't get all nativity scene on us, you asshole! \_ The funny thing is that these posters were posted on the streets of Moscow a couple of years ago and the advertizing agency manager said he didn't notice anything wrong with it at first but later admitted: "Yeah, when I looked more carefully I realized that" The Russian language comment says: "A magazine about how money is made" \_ soda is acting slow for me with all the perl going on. makes it easy to mistype. |
| 2005/1/28-29 [Recreation/Dating] UID:35957 Activity:high |
1/28 When Lion's have sex, why do the females get very aggressive and
try to bite the Male Lion back?
\_ Cuz they like to get it on baby! Also, the feline penis is somehow
painful to the female during penetration.
\_ I think it's pronged so it hurts more if she tries to pull out.
\_ Because she's being raped.
\_ As is all heterosexual sex.
\_ Still haven't figured out that whole 'consent' thing, huh?
\_ Not limited to lion's. Tiger's, housecat's, all cat's are like this.
\_ please stop with the incorrect apostrophes!
\_ There was a strip club that I used to drive by every day
called "centerfold's". It used to drive me nuts.
\_ Where's dbushong when we need him?!
\_ You mean "Wheres" --dbushong |
| 2005/1/20 [Recreation/Dating, Consumer/CellPhone] UID:35817 Activity:high |
1/20 anyone get one of those share your minutes family cell
phone plans? was it worth it? is it better
than your family members just getting their
own goddamn plan? - danh
\_ it really depends on how much you and family use the minutes.
i'm on a 400 minute plan and can add on family members for $10,
which also gives me 100 extra minutes. i barely use half my minutes
a month, so it would probably be worth it for me. if you guys will
be constantly fighting for your minutes, then don't do it.
\_ For 4 years I was on a 125 anytime + 1000 off-peak/weekend plan
shared among three phones. Our total minutes were like 20 anytime
and 100 off-peak/weekend. We never got close to half the limit.
\_ My girlfriend has one with her family. Her sister uses way too many
minutes so my girlfriend is always worrying about going over.
Overall I think it's a good idea but you need to be wary of selfish
family members.
\_ It depends on your family usage. My wife and I don't use more than
400 minutes a month. It's mor worth it for us to have a family
plan. I paid $10 more for the secon line as opposed to another
$30+ plan.
\_ My mom and my brother have a shared plan and it worked out cheaper
(~ $20/mo) for them to share minutes than to get two separate plans.
I would have joined their plan, but I want to get a Treo650 and
cingular doesn't allow the Treo's on a shared plan :-( |
| 2005/1/17-18 [Recreation/Dating] UID:35757 Activity:very high |
1/17 I think this is one of the most vile things I've ever seen.
(worksafe, the horror is psychological)
http://www.inspot.org/tell-them
\_ STD checks? AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaahhhhh!! Noooooooo! Next thing, you'll
post a link suggesting the use of bike helmets, seat belts, and
adequate lighting while reading! please make it stop!!!!! can
we please squish this anti-social user!?!??
\_ Who's the anti-social one? op, or the guy who thinks
sending someone an e-card that says, "I was checking my
address book, and... hey! You've got an STD!" is a good
idea?
\_ what's so bad about it?
\_ Shtuping someone and telling them after the fact via not-
particularly-clever e-card that you gave them the clap is not
the classiest thing I've ever seen. -John |
| 2005/1/11 [Recreation/Dating] UID:35648 Activity:very high |
1/10 When girls say "I don't care (whether you are the 'best' or not)"
and "I just want to be with you", are they serious or they are
\_ Why/when would she say this? Did you ask?
just saying it to be nice? I know girls don't put as much
importance in sex as guys do, but it's hard to imagine if they
can "not care", I mean obviously this depends on the girl, but
how often does a girl stay with someone who's not that great
in bed in real life? I mean all guys would want to believe
they are great in bed, but just like anything, some guys are
better than others, and I can't quite imagine why girls would
settle with someone being only OK in bed rather than someone
who gives them mind blowing experiences... so what happens in
real world? How much do girls care about sex? -silly sodan, not troll.
\_ Women vary tremendously in the importance they place
on sex. Much more so than men, in my experience.
Unless I had a good reason to think otherwise, I would
believe her on this. -sodan with lots of experience
\_ Also, you can always work on getting better. Talk with
her about what she likes and what you like. Be creative.
Be communicative.
\_ Would you dump a kind, attractive, compatible woman you really
got along with just because she was bad in bed? Or, what if
she was good in bed and then something happened (e.g. an
accident)? When we choose life partners (or just potential
life partners) there's a lot more important than if we have the
best sex ever. That is, OK is OK if everything else works. I
doubt most women would want to stay with their best fuck ever.
I know most men wouldn't, since good sex equates to lots of
partners in many cases and many men freak out when they find out
women aren't virginal (or even close by a mile).
\_ Is this due to gene or society? -serious question
\_ Is this due to gene simmons or society? -serious question
\_ How is an attractive woman bad in bed? I mean, you're a dude,
right?
\_ Dude, there's *a lot* more to good sex than mounting and
thrusting; not only interms of enthusiasm, but in terms of
what she's willing to do, and whether it's pleasant when
she does it, or just damn painful. It also matters what she's
willing to let you do, and whether she can figure out how to
make it more comfortable and enjoyable for you. Otherwise,
you're better off fucking a sack of potatoes, since they
don't ask for dinner afterward and will at least stay moist
from beginning to end.
\_ Sack of potatoes? Jeez, you could at least come up with
an inanimate object for which it's physically possible.
Your metaphore is dumber than a wet donkey with one sail
in the water.
\_ heh, wet donkey with one sail in the water....that
cracks me up. I'll have to remember that one.
\_ Seconded! I salute your skill in neology.
\_ Well if she doesn't seem to enjoy it that would turn me off.
Of course you could say that's not the chick's fault.
\_ Hahahahaha, u are funny man.
\_ This was a joke, but imagine if that woman was horribly
disfigured. If she'd still be worth a fuck then she's
good. If not, she's just a living fantasy.
\_ Would I dump a kind, horribly disfigured, compatible
woman who was good in bed? Doh!
\_ I prefer women with experience for that very reason. -swloe
\_ At least when Anna Nicole Smith said "I don't care", she really
meant it.
\_ Yes. I'm terrible in the sack, but my wife has stuck with me for
years. And, no, she's not cheating, thanks for asking.
\_ Yes, but is she still fucking you? Mine won't anymore because
I'm not enough. I'm not kidding.
\_ This is why the Europeans have both a wife and a
mistress. They fill different roles.
\_ You realize this is an American fantasy, right? Actual
survey data puts the French infidelity rate below the
American. The rich have mistresses there, jsut like here.
The rest of them deal, just like here.
\_ Probably because the women there are better in bed
to begin with. Regardless of your survey, it is
more accepted to have a mistress there than it is
here.
\_ I went and re-read a synopsis of the survey results.
It agrees with what you are saying, but not quite
the way you might think. http://csua.org/u/anx
\_ Read this and don't think it addresses the
issue at all. It assumes, for instance, that
a married person having sex with one partner
is having sex with his wife. Plus, it is
self-reported. Not sure people want to admit
in a phone survey to a stranger that they are
having an affair.
\_ What exactly is wrong with you?
\_ He's married.
\_ No. I know plenty of happily married couples that even
do a lot of fucking, though that is less common among
at least the people I know about. There is not
necessarily wrong with either of us (believe me, we've
been over this in gory detail for years). THe case now
is that I'm just not what she wants. I'm probably
asking for a divorce soon.
\_ Gonna divorce over some poon or are you not
getting along in other ways? |
| 2005/1/10 [Recreation/Dating] UID:35642 Activity:very high |
1/10 When girls say "I don't care (whether you are the 'best' or not)"
and "I just want to be with you", are they serious or they are
just saying it to be nice? I know girls don't put as much
importance in sex as guys do, but it's hard to imagine if they
can "not care", I mean obviously this depends on the girl, but
how often does a girl stay with someone who's not that great
in bed in real life? I mean all guys would want to believe
they are great in bed, but just like anything, some guys are
better than others, and I can't quite imagine why girls would
settle with someone being only OK in bed rather than someone
who gives them mind blowing experiences... so what happens in
real world? How much do girls care about sex? -silly sodan, not troll.
\_ Women vary tremendously in the importance they place
on sex. Much more so than men, in my experience.
Unless I had a good reason to think otherwise, I would
believe her on this. -sodan with lots of experience
\_ Also, you can always work on getting better. Talk with
her about what she likes and what you like. Be creative.
Be communicative.
\_ Would you dump a kind, attractive, compatible woman you really
got along with just because she was bad in bed? Or, what if
she was good in bed and then something happened (e.g. an
accident)? When we choose life partners (or just potential
life partners) there's a lot more important than if we have the
best sex ever. That is, OK is OK if everything else works. I
doubt most women would want to stay with their best fuck ever.
I know most men wouldn't, since good sex equates to lots of
partners in many cases and many men freak out when they find out
women aren't virginal (or even close by a mile).
\_ Is this due to gene or society? -serious question
\_ How is an attractive woman bad in bed? I mean, you're a dude,
right?
\_ Dude, there's *a lot* more to good sex than mounting and
thrusting; not only interms of enthusiasm, but in terms of
what she's willing to do, and whether it's pleasant when
she does it, or just damn painful. It also matters what she's
willing to let you do, and whether she can figure out how to
make it more comfortable and enjoyable for you. Otherwise,
you're better off fucking a sack of potatoes, since they
don't ask for dinner afterward and will at least stay moist
from beginning to end.
\_ Sack of potatoes? Jeez, you could at least come up with
an inanimate object for which it's physically possible.
Your metaphore is dumber than a wet donkey with one sail
in the water.
\_ heh, wet donkey with one sail in the water....that
cracks me up. I'll have to remember that one.
\_ Well if she doesn't seem to enjoy it that would turn me off.
Of course you could say that's not the chick's fault.
\_ Hahahahaha, u are funny man.
\_ This was a joke, but imagine if that woman was horribly
disfigured. If she'd still be worth a fuck then she's
good. If not, she's just a living fantasy.
\_ Would I dump a kind, horribly disfigured, compatible
woman who was good in bed? Doh!
\_ I prefer women with experience for that very reason. -swloe
\_ At least when Anna Nicole Smith said "I don't care", she really
meant it. |
| 2005/1/8 [Recreation/Dating] UID:35603 Activity:high |
1/7 omgwtf, Brad and Jennifer are separating after 5 yrs of marriage!!$!1
\_ Do you have a link, or are you just mouthing off?
\_ http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=394429
\_ Thanks.
\_ "Gavin is dreamy." -B. Pitt
\_ Probably getting bored fucking each other.
\_ Wow, you really don't know jack shit about relationships, do you?
\_ He only knows yermom, and he's pretty bored of fucking her. |
| 2005/1/7-8 [Recreation/Dating] UID:35593 Activity:nil |
1/7 Funny wacko:
http://jameswolcott.com/archives/2004/09/an_ignoble_conf.php
\_ He's remarkably silent about the tsunami. I like to think he's
been chastised, but I doubt it. An interesting character.
\_ If you can't recognize irony when you see it, that's your
failing. Not his.
\- he seems to neither write well, nor have anything to
intelligent to say. i guess not all media morons are
political extremists like ann coulter. |
| 2005/1/4-5 [Recreation/Dating] UID:35543 Activity:high |
1/4 http://members.shaw.ca/strafemac/bitchyhookersign.jpg \_ where was that? \_ The Chinese part mentions that she used to live on Collingwood St. in the west part of a place called Wen-something. So it was probably Vancouver, BC where there are a lot of Chinese immigrants. Yahoo Maps confirms that there is a Collingwood St. in Vancouver. It also says she now lives in/on Arbutus. Maybe that's a different city or a different street. \_ Arbutus is another street in Vancouver. \_ What does that character mean, the fourth to the left of the "Collingwood" at the top? looks like a face wearing glasses. \_ I think it means "formerly". \_ funny funny funny!!! \_ funny funny funny!!! Thanks for sharing it. \_ Here's something I don't understand. Why isn't the humorless motd guy nuking this? I mean, it's not THAT funny. I guess this illustrates that humor is subjective and the humorless nuke guy is an ass. \_ The Chinese part is more explicit than the English part. \_ No fair dropping a teaser like that and running. Share! \_ Literal translation: "Taiwan "astronaut's" (meaning immigrant who frequently flies back to the home country to work) wife, lonely horny woman, Teresa Chou Liang (maiden name Chou) has lonely horny woman, XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX has \_ posting the link is bad enough Imagine you enemey putting a flier like that with your name on it. a daughter. Formerly lived on Collingwood St. in west Vancouver, now lives in/on Arbutus. Horny and easy (something ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ yinjian - whorish (sexually insatiable and immoral, cheap and lowclass) \_ slutty (and base) is more accurate fangdang - debauched \_ wanton is the word you want like that). Specialized in breaking other people's families. Shameless. In recent days she keeps on making erotic phone ^^^^^^ better translation: indecent / obscene \_ Thx. \_ should be "lewd" calls to someone else's husband, saying that she's lonely, her desire is buring, her vagina badly needs to be fucked by man's sexual organ, and she wants the cheating husband to compare whether she fucks better or his wife fucks better. Any man can fuck her, shameless. (... something ...) say all Taiwan women are the same. Please don't shame other Chinese and ^^^^^^^ huh? the correct translation should be "compatriots". \_ Thx. other women." There's no reference to "bitchy" or "hooker". P.S. "In recent days" might be "every day". I can't read it clearly in the photo. \_ Ahh! Someone please give me Teresa's address or phone \_ Ahh! Someone please give me XXXXX's address or phone number so that I can go satisfy her need! (If she's of MILF quality.) \_ You do realize that probably someone other than "her" posted flier. \_ Yeah, and I think whoever posted the flier would be more than willing to give out her contact info, either to further humiliate her or to direct other men to her so that she'll leave the poster's family alone. \_ You're an idiot - !tom |
| 2005/1/4 [Recreation/Dating] UID:35533 Activity:high |
1/4 When you buy something online with CC, does the shopping site
transmit the ip/domain name you are using along with the card
info to the bank?
\_ Not to the bank AFAIK, but the payment processor gets it.
\_ look, just buy your porn already, no one cares.
\_ married, don't want this popping up on the credit card report.
\_ They have these buildings where they accept little pieces
of green paper in exchange for goods such as porn.
\_ Sheesh, it's not like there isn't pleanty of free porn
on the 'net.
\_ It will show up on your CC statement as a transaction.
\_ Buy one of those gift cards that work as a credit card.
\_ You could save everyone a lot of trouble by just being
faithful to your marriage vows.
\_ gee I didn't realize "no porn" was in the marriage vows
now. -tom
\_ If the bitch won't put out what are ya gonna do?
\_ I think if you have to be deciteful your marriage
is already screwed. You could at least be honest
about it.
\_ Most people don't understand that marriage is both
a social contract and a financial contract. Just
because the social part of it has broken down
doesn't mean you are willing to dissolve the
financial component also.
\_ That may be, but in that case op should work
on fixing the social part. Doing otherwise
is just pathetic. Anyway, I think this
subthread has already read too much into this
guy's personal life.
\_ I'm going to guess you are either not
married or have been married only a short
time.
\_ Your advice is well and good, but there are
times when one partner or the other may not
be interested in sex as much as the other
(due to stress, work, school, kids, etc.);
this is usually temporary, and trying to talk
about it is just as likely to increase the
stress. In times like these, pr0n is a much
better alternative to professionals, affairs,
or coercion.
\_ Which is why I said we were reading too
much into this post.
\_ Doh. Teach me to read everything. |
| 2005/1/2 [Recreation/Dating] UID:35515 Activity:high |
1/2 http://www.coolnurse.com/consent.htm I didn't know it's illegal in so many states to have m/m or f/f. What's the punishment if caught? Jail? Fine? \_ Well, in Texas, according to the laws on the books, just having oral or anal sex with your own wife is a third degree felony, the maximum pushiment for which is 10 years in jail and a 10,000 dollar fine. http://www.capitol.state.tx.us/statutes/pe.toc.htm See the section on "offenses against the family." Although, if you look at the exact wording of the law, all you have to do is prove that neither of you were aroused by the "deviate activity" and you'll be off the hook. Now why can't major natural disasters ever happen in Texas? \_ in Texas where all the morally right and good people live, they're asking why natural disasters can't kill off all the evil gays, wicked lesbians, and damn minorities who live in CA and are corrupting the pure Southern race. \_ The religious right, in their own words: http://csua.org/u/ak0 "Sodomitical acts have not only external consequences like death, disease and childlessness..." "Does your friend know that the rate of syphilis among women who practice lesbianism is 19 times what it is among other women?" Fuck Iran and Syria, if you want to fight religious zealots bent on destroying the American way of life, I say nuke Colorado Springs first. \_ Pointing and laughing. \_ Wow, I didn't realize that some states had 14 as the age of consent! |
| 2004/12/23-25 [Recreation/Dating] UID:35415 Activity:nil |
12/23 Does anyone know how to fly one of these mini helicopters? would love
to get e-mail from you. -ali.
\_ Pilot some choppers in BF: Vietnam until people stop yelling at you.
I will look for [MIT]CWO_aLi@soda
\_ ali+muslim+RC heli+bomb. Hmmmmmm, not good. |
| 2004/12/21-22 [Recreation/Dating] UID:35383 Activity:high |
12/21 What's a good Christmas present to get a girl that you've just started
to date but wouldn't call your girlfriend? Yes, we've slept together.
Also, I want to keep the relationship where it is (no title) for as
long as possible.
\_ Perfume.
\_ Good idea. Also lingerie and big rubber dildos. Anything
more personal and you are getting into gf territory.
\_ _He's Just Not That Into You_, http://Amazon.com.
\_ Thanks! Seems kinda interesting, but I don't want to get
dumped.
\_ don't flatter yourself. you can only get dumped if you are
going out with her.
\_ Something goofy and fairly cheap that fits them. Perfume is lame.
\_ Show you pay attention. My girlfriend gets cold all the time, so
I got her cozy gloves.
\_ http://www.funnypop.com/jokes/joke/j2643j5.html
\_ Perfume is not lame. Women dig bath products, cosmetics, and
perfumes/scents/oils. Goofy and fairly cheap will mean he
never screws her again. Get her something that makes her
feel sexy. Yes, perfume makes women feel sexy.
\_ Perfume says: "you fucking stink, woman!" Really, jewelry is
the only safe bet.
\_ Jewelry this early in a relationship, especially when
you want to stay casual? Surely you jest. You don't
want a gift that says you're serious; you don't want a
gift that says you've been paying attention to her needs;
you want a gift that says you care enough to spend 5
minutes flirting with the chick at the perfume counter.
\_ They what do you suggest, Don Juan? A vacuum cleaner?
\_ You need to work on your reading comprehension.
\_ Bragging on soda the fact that you fucked her but she's not your
gf?
\_ This is soda. He's lying.
\_ give him some credit. he might be telling the truth, and
the woman might be over 200 pounds.
\_ Depends on whether she also wants to keep the relationship where it
is, or she wants to promote to gf status.
\_ so what's her title, booty call girl? sex buddy?
\_ Dude, it's called friend with benefit.
\_ in my era, we called that "special friend"
\_ How about paying the tab for her services? I'm sure she'd appreciate
that, her pimp is getting antsy.
\-The Original Thighmaster Gold
\_ buy her a professional massage lesson. |
| 2004/12/16-17 [Recreation/Dating] UID:35324 Activity:very high |
11/16 How can "not feeling sexy" be a reason for a woman not to have
sex? Doesn't the fact that someone wants to have sex with her
make her, by definition, sexy to that person?
\_ Welcome to the world of women. They're wired differently. I
start believing that they are somehow related, species-wise, to
managers, who are also strangely circuited. Women don't seem to
want/like sex at all (except for yermom.) Valid excuses for not
having sex with you, beside the obvious (fat bastard, smell bad,
and the same goes for you) include time of month, feeling
unattractive for whatever reason, lights on, lights off, it's
Tuesday, that thing you said when talking to Bob & Vicky three
years back, it was in January, yes you know the one, solar flares,
and the general state of the world. This is a species that may
have a PhD in astrophysics and her own company, but still gets off
reading trashy gossip mags at the gym. Get used to it, you can't
win. As a guy, you are immediately placed in the category of
people whose thought processes do not extend beyond "whoa, a pulse,
maybe she'll sleep with me." They don't give us more credit than
that. Best thing to do is just accept it, or ignore them. -John
\_ Most women enjoy sex. You must be a crappy lover.
\_ Beyond any doubt. They're still bizarre. -John
\_ I dispute this. Most women enjoy sex at some point, but
not most of the time. I think that as a relationship
matures they don't enjoy sex like they did in the
beginning. This is true of men, too, but men like sex
so much that they still want to have it. Women would
rather paint their nails, read a magazine, or impale
themselves on sharp hooks.
\_ Too true. Sex gets boring after a while. Then
the relationship gets boring. Then it goes down
the shitter and you start looking elsewhere.
I guess the point is is to find someone you can
delude yourself to be interested in enough for
a long enough period of time that you just don't
give a crap about it anymore and just live with it.
Sometimes a relationship is kind of like having a
roommate that you fuck on occassion. That's just
life, people get used to each other after a while.
\_ I'm sorry you are such a bad lay.
\_ Said the soda virgin.
\_ I'm sure you've been in lots of long-term
relationships. If you have you would know. If
you're a playboy then of course you think women
enjoy sex, because you're not around long enough
for it to matter. I could go find lots of single
women to fuck, but that doesn't change the fact
that women overall just aren't that into sex beyond
the courting stage.
\_ there's a huge difference between 'not being into
sex' and 'not being AS into sex'. I've met, known,
and been friends with many women that have very
aggressive libidos. Most I've spoken to at length
express great enjoyment of sex...when their lover
has at least a modicum of skill. Sadly, this isn't
a skill that guys typically seem willing to learn, or
are just too prideful or embarrassed to admit they're
lacking. women don't generally hit the big O easily,
and many rarely can get there with just wham-bam
penetrative vaginal intercourse. put the pride aside
and you'll be a much better lover in the long run.
\_ Of course there are nymphomaniacs that can't
get enough sex. I have met some of these.
However, most women just aren't into sex
beyond procreation after the novelty wears
off. I'm not looking for extremes, but
commenting on the average.
\_ Nah man, I mean, I've never actually HAD
sex, but I've got all these videos that
show that women all love lots of sex, and
always reach the big O! It must be you.
\_ I'm not talking about nymphomaniacs or
extremes. As for 'most women not being into
sex etc' -- I'm not convinced it's a problem
with women in general (or an issue that can
be attributed to them). Do you really equate
'aggressive' with 'nymphomaniac'?
\_ I have been in three long-term (> 18 month)
relationships, and in all three cases the
woman was more interested in sex by the end
than she was at the beginning.
\_ Wow. 18 whole months. I find this
anecdote hard to believe, frankly, but
perhaps you attract women who can only
get off with people they know well.
"Hypoactive sexual desire disorder involves
little or no interest in any type of sexual
activity. As many as 50% of patients who
come to sexuality clinics for help complain
of hypoactive sexual desire, and most of
these are female. Approximately 22% of
women and 5% of men suffer from this
disorder. Prevalence of female arousal
disorders is hard to estimate as many women
do not consider absence of arousal to be a
problem. [Editor's note: That is, they see
it as normal.]
\_ What's your source? (I'm assuming that
your numbers are based in some sort of
clinical study and not wishful thinking).
\_ 22% is one in five. Meet more women.
\_ Seriously. The poor guy clearly has
has some bitter and painful
experiences with women -- sadly he
seems really insistent on blaming his
inadequacies on women.
\_ 22% are so sick as to not be
interested in sex AT ALL. That
does not mean the other 78% are
out there fucking like rabbits.
Meanwhile, only 5% of men have
this problem. Almost all men like
sex, while lots of women do not.
It doesn't take a PhD to figure that
out. I have had women tell me
that they do not care if they
ever have sex again (I was a
friend and not their partner).
You think a man says that?!
\_Isn't masterbation better than
having sex with an unattractive
partner, or does motivation and
having the lights off make up
for it? (I am the poster below!)
\_ Not feeling sexy may be a euphemism for a variety of things.
\_ Your argument is based on the assumption that women are logical.
\_ or that men are.
\_ Try to ease off the pressure, turn up the romance, and just take it
easy. It may take time, but the rewards are worth it.
\_How many of you are dating somebody unattractive but you figure
when the lights are off, it's not that hard to forget, unless
they smell or are really heavy and it is better than masterbation?
This is a serious question. I can't understand how so many really
unattractive people are in relationships. I would throw up before
having sex with a lot of these people. Thanx in advance for
feedback!
\_ I guess the 'sad' answer is you get use to them after a while,
and then you might actually develop feelings for them, and
after which appearance is probably less important. Think
about it this way, do you ever cared how your mom/dad looked?
But you might care a lot of something were to happen to them.
Same thing, they may not be the best eye candy, but once
you become attached to them and have real feelings, those
things are less important...
\_Unattractive people can be good friends. I just dont think
about them in "that way." The feelings can come over time
but initially aren't you disgusted when you kiss them or
see them naked? Or is everything different with the lights
off? Thanx!
\_ What I noticed is that sometimes after getting to know girls
whom I find very attractive at first, their personality
starts showing through and affects my perception of
their physical beauty , and I would start thinking,
"huh? how come I find this girl attractive back then?"
And w00t! My beautiful, kind, and hardworking dream
girl was really sweet to me today! I am in heaven!
\_ She said "Hi!", huh? |
| 2004/12/15-16 [Recreation/Dating] UID:35306 Activity:high |
12/15 I need gift ideas. What are you guys getting for your girlfriends /
wives for Christmas?
\_ Jewelry, the nice kind. No cubic zirconium. They're just overpriced
trinkets, but for whatever reason women go mad for them. I guess
the same can be said about males and sports memorabilia.
\_ Sports memorabilia? Are you kidding me? Electronics, maybe.
Yes, women like jewelry.
\_ I was attempting to think of trinkets. I suppose electronics
are trinkets to other people. They're a necessary part of
everyday work for me since I'm in the hardware business, so
the analogy doesn't apply to me. I don't get excited if
someone gives me a new laptop, I already own 3 and work
on a dozen more on a daily basis. Same goes for PDAs,
dvd players (we have more here than one can count), routers,
ethernet cables, soldering irons, etc. I had assumed the
same for the majority of males at sloda, but I guess I was
wrong. Also, electronics aren't really that expensive compared
to things like a signed baseball/football/basketball by
<insert your favorite player's name>. It's completely useless
on a day-to-day basis, but everyone wants one.
\_ Mine doesn't. I think she wants a bikini-babe calendar.
\_ How about "The Men of Berkeley EECS" calender?
\_ Selma: "There go the last vestiges of my
heterosexuality."
\_ a second girlfriend.
\_ a new DVD player that plays DivX files. Now she can watch her
collection of MST3K more easily.
\_ A Club Med vacation for the both of us.
\_ Make her use http://floatingsheep.com/wishlist
\_ How about a nice pillow:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6717610/?GT1=5936
\_ Better, earlier, and not M$NBC:
http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2004-09-29-man-pillow_x.htm
http://www.della.us/boyfriend-arm-pillow.html
\_ I think that this is the saddest thing I have ever seen.
\_ Opera tickets at La Scala or Staatsoper (her pick, busy consultant,
no clue when she has time), the trip there, and a nice hotel.
\_ Only works if you're into opera. Most of the women I've dated
would prefer a basketball game or even bowling than <<YAWN>>
opera. Sorry, we're not all new york weenies.
\_ Too true. My girlfriend likes theater, musicals, dance,
the symphony, and other arts. She hates opera. Yes, she'd
go to basketball 100 times before the opera. |
| 2004/12/13-14 [Recreation/Dating] UID:35270 Activity:low |
12/13 Anybody like a particular in-call escort who is east bay local?
\_ off topic but somewhat related: http://www.postmoderncourtesan.com
is an excellent blog written by a NY callgirl. --darin
\_ Thanks. Diary of a Manhattan Call Girl is similar, though
Post Modern Courtesan here seems like somebody with more depth.
I have this theory that the world of escorts is a place where
one can see the unfettered market at work since it is a mostly
invisible world to the part of society that attempts to
regulate.
\) site didnt work.
\_ fixed -darin |
| 2004/12/10-11 [Recreation/Dating] UID:35247 Activity:nil |
12/9 ilyas is sexy
\_ Oh god. Not again...
\_ I demand lila-cam!
\_ Hi kchang!
\_ Any sexy pics of lila?
\_ link:csua.org/u/aac
\_ This is such absurdist humor it borders on Ingmar Bergman. Or
maybe I just don't anything about this lila person...and what
she has to do with butter.
\_ You chose an 80 column format...how appropriate. |
| 2004/12/10 [Recreation/Dating] UID:35245 Activity:high |
12/9 lila is sexy
\_ Oh god. Not again...
\_ I demand lila-cam!
\_ Hi kchang!
\_ Any sexy pics of lila?
\_ link:csua.org/u/aac
\_ This is such absurdist humor it borders on Ingmar Bergman. Or
maybe I just don't anything about this lila person...and what
she has to do with butter.
\_ You chose an 80 column format...how appropriate. |
| 2004/12/9 [Recreation/Dating] UID:35223 Activity:nil |
12/9 Garriage in Canada: http://tinyurl.com/4w7bo |
| 2004/12/8-9 [Recreation/Dating] UID:35220 Activity:high |
12/8 P.S.B. were you at Chow a couple of days ago?
\-er, park chow yes. are you stalking me? do i know you?
\_ W00T!
\-what? what is so odd about getting dinner at CHOW restaurant.
if i have dealt with you and havent insulted you, why didnt
you just come up and say hello. i recommend the shortrib dish.
\_ I thought you were on a date. That's why I W00TED.
\- i dont go on dates, only Potemkin Dates(tm)
\_ Oh THAT again.
\_ Oh THAT again. http://csua.org/u/a9f
I still don't get what you mean by this term. Who would
care whether you are dating or not?
care whether you are dating or not? No wait, are you
trying to create a false impression of yourself to a
propective so? That would make almost any date a
potemkin date, though.
\_ If it is not prying, psb, who plays Catherine
the Great on your Potemkin dates?
\_ If I know anything about folks from India, it's
his parents. -- ilyas
\_ I'm partial to the pan roasted chicken myself. |
| 2004/12/8 [Recreation/Dating, Health/Men] UID:35218 Activity:low |
12/8 "Dude" research:
http://www.cnn.com/2004/EDUCATION/12/08/dude.study.ap/index.html
\_ Dude. That is sooo coool. |
| 2004/12/2-3 [Recreation/Dating, Recreation/Media] UID:35156 Activity:very high |
12/2 I am looking for some good soft prawn DVD movies. Where can I find
\- god hates prawn
\_ http://www.prawnography.net
some online? Hardshell ones are just too disgusting to my
taste. I wonder if there are some that have a semi interesting
story line, and kind of build up the sex tension and when they
finally do it, shows all the details. Romantic Hollywood
movies are good at storylines, but they don't show you much,
hardcore prawn movies shows too much disgusting stuff. Anything
in between?
\_ May also want to check out Henry and June, or Jade (though Jade
has some grisly stuff that may bee a little too challenging).
\_ That crap's about all you get on basic cable after midnight here.
Try looking for Emanuelle (although that's probably a bit dated.)
An ad just scrolled by for something by one Andrew Blake, that
looked a bit soft-pornish. STFW. -John
\_ I recommend "Sex and Lucia". Dumb as a movie though well-acted.
Great as porn. Your girl (assuming you have one) might even watch it
with you and enjoy it.
\_ try the french film "The Dreamers"
\_ You could also try Swimming Pool (another foreign film) or The
Lover with Jane March. Some pretty steamy scenes there....
\_ Ludivine Saigner has the bestests breastests EVAR!!!11
\_ "Sagnier"?
\_ Google says "Saigner: 958, Sagnier: ~13,000". You win,
my speling was nevar reel gud. Her boobies are still
fantastic.
\_ You want Zalman King movies. Personally, I find them boring.
Did you see Boxing Helena?
\_ I do consider myself the faint of heart, would Boxing Helena
be too horrifying for me? I read chopping off limbs on yahoo
review, which is not exactly my cup of tea....
\_ What exactly do you mean by soft pron? Breast-kissing and thrusting
but no genitals? Or everything is shown but no four-letter word
screaming? For the former, Showtime channel shows a lot of good
ones at night. So you can check the Showtime schedule and then
\_ It's a bad movie, but has a good sex scene for a
mainstream movie.
\_ What exactly do you mean by soft pron? Thrusting and breast-kissing
but no genitals shown? Or everything is shown but no four-letter
word screaming? For the former, Showtime channel shows a lot of
good ones at night. So you can check the Showtime schedule and then
search for the same movies on DVD. For the latter, Andrew Blake
directed quite a number of these movies. My favorite title is
"Desire".
"Desire", starring Savannah, Viviana and others.
\_ What about rape stories? any from HK or TW? I like asian porn.
\_ Try Irreversible.
\_ Sounds interesting, anything else similar?
\_ I Spit on Your Grave (kind of culty). Maybe Deliverance
(heh, "He's got a real purdy mouth on him, don't he?")
\_ Ok, how about just plain old rape (ie, normal sex,
without any sick stuff) but does in such a way that she
likes it at the end?
\_ Err, Urotsukidoji? La Blue Girl? Twin Dolls maybe?
\_ Check out Andrew Blake films.
\_ Try Secretary. Not so much as soft porn. but a good movie.
\_ Blame It On Rio.
\_ So what exactly is soft pron? Is it MA-rated or is it X-rated?
\_ This might be helpful:"porn for couples - Perfect Picks for Couples"
http://www.tinynibbles.com/pornforcouples.html
\_ Sorry, can't help you. Yermom only does DVDA.
\_ check out good vibrations selection. should be online.
\_ http://www.fuckingmachines.com |
| 2004/11/28 [Recreation/Dating, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll/Kinney, Politics/Foreign/MiddleEast/Iraq] UID:35094 Activity:nil |
11/28 Kinney, if it wasn't for your girlfriend, would you still be working
in Iraq? |
| 2004/11/23 [Recreation/Dating] UID:35030 Activity:kinda low |
11/22 Playing World of Warcraft? Want to quest with other CSUA hosers?
Drop me a line. -geordan
\_ got laid off? have too much time?
\_ or: want to get laid off? want to have no time?
\_ want to get laid? don't play video games!
\_ I think geordan gets laid plenty.
\_ I have yermom to thank for that -geordan |
| 2004/11/16-18 [Recreation/Music, Recreation/Dating] UID:34933 Activity:kinda low |
11/16 I Love Music thread on Rick Starr of Sproul Plaza fame, including
apparent ACTUAL recording made by Starr in the '60s(!!!!).
http://ilx.p3r.net/thread.php?msgid=5259117
\_ whatever happened to Larry the Drummer?
\_ Note the entry in the thread by Drew Daniel of Matmos!
\_ drew also puts out stuff as "Soft Pink Truth". the rick starr
clip exists at KALX on a 8 track tape. - danh |
| 2004/11/15 [Recreation/Dating] UID:34899 Activity:low |
11/15 I'm pretty amazed this Wizard of ID made it past the censors.
http://featurepage.creators.com/washpost.html?name=wiz
\_ Uh, yeah, that's pretty fucking racy...where do you live, Iran?
\_ Dude, the word "dork" won't make it past the newspaper comic
censors. It's worse than Iran.
\_ What a depressing and retrograde attitude towards sex
these assholes betray. SEX IS DIRTY AND BAD! Fucking pathetic.
\_ YOU MUST WEAR A HAT TO HIDE YOUR SHAME AT HAVING SEXUAL
THOUGHTS!
\_ And if you're not ashamed?
\_ then you must REPORT TO THE NEAREST REEDUCATION
FACILITY
\_ What a depressing and retrograde attitude towards depressing
and retrograde attitudes about sex you betray. DEPRESSING AND
RETROGRADE ATTITUDES ABOUT SEX ARE DIRTY AND BAD! Fucking
pathetic. |
| 2004/11/9-10 [Recreation/Dating] UID:34794 Activity:insanely high |
11/9 You know, everytime I turn on TV, I see glorified images of happy,
pretty people running in/around LA. Just watch OC, 90210,
Melrose's Place, LAX, etc. Why don't they show glorified
images of people in the red states? I wanna know what people
in Alabama, Tennessee, Texas, Florida, etc are like.
\_ Duh. The people who make those programs are from the blue states.
\_ red state movie: Boys Don't Cry
\_ and of course, 'Deliverance'
\_ Then watch Dawson's Creek or One Tree Hill
\_ Dey's awl happy, massa. -John
\_ Actually, I recently talked to a friend of mine who used to live
in the red states, and his claim is that campus girls in places
like Alabama are extremely attractive. -- ilyas
\_ I used to work with a super-redneck guy who went on at great
length about the wonders of "southern pussy."
\_ please tell us what he told you, please! -pimple virgin
\_ Well, everyone there was a northerner (including him,)
and sometimes we would be talking shit about how stupid
the south is (yes, northern rednecks look down on the
south also) and his response to that was always "you're
missing out, man: southern pussy!!!!!!" Basically
he said they're hot and slutty.
\_ ah yes, and they rather date a KKK than a Russian Jew.
\_ Or an FOB who can't speak English.
\_ The south is still very racist. You have to be a model-like
non-white to make it with white chicks. There is a lot of
pressure to conform to old-south social norms.
\_ Wow, a south specialist speaks. Have you actually been there?
Familiar with 'rebellion against authority'? Noticed that
weird foreign genes are often attractive?
\_ Hi, I've been on a business trip to Memphis. During the
several days there I've only seen one instance where blacks
and whites were together in a group. That was a street
ensemble playing somewhere downtown. Other than that I've
never seen one hanging out with the other. BTW, people
there seem to be of more "pure" races. They look either
"very white" (with blue eyes too) or "very black". I
didn't see a spectrum of whites or a spectrum of blacks
like what we have here. Oh and if you're thinking about
H07 4ZN CH1X, I only saw three working in a warehouse and
they're not hot and they look very out-of-place.
-- !prev poster
\_ Sounds a lot like what I saw in Berkeley.
\_ Your comment hints that you really don't understand
the degree to which race relations differ in CA vs
The South/Texas. They are a world apart.
\_ The west coast strikes me as more self-segregated
than the east coast. That being said the south is
much worse than around here.
\_ There are attractive people everywhere, but the Southern
belle is not a total myth. The same is true of Texans (who are
only vaguely Southern). I think that there have been shows
glorifying the Southern lifestyle. For example, Designing
Women. These are the Southern elites, though, and not the
white trash that is so common. --guy dating a girl from AL
\_ Attractive or not, most of the girls from southern states,
including Texas, that I've known have been a lot more easy-
going about men and relationships in general (that's not to
say just "easy".) There was a lot less attitude, and they
seemed far less standoffish and threatened when dealing with
men. This has been especially true for educated southern
women I've known (all of whom are fairly uniformly not-Bush-
-voter-types, FWIW) -John
\_ tell us about the German, Swiss, and Jew women John!!!
\_ Why? You won't be able to hit on them one-handed.
\_ I might add that even in 'Dukes of Hazzard' (which
Southerners hate), 'Smokey and the Bandit', and 'Dallas'
the female characters were quite attractive.
\_ Barbara Bach had mad cellulitis.
\_ Southerners hate "Dukes of Hazzard?" Dang. I went to
high school in Northern CA, and I had a printmaking
class. I was working though lunch to finish a
project, and 3 or 4 of the hicks in my class came
in and watched Dukes of Hazzard in the room during
lunch. This was apparently a normal thing.
\_ This doesn't compute. The hicks in your NoCal class
watched 'Dukes of Hazzard'? What hicks exist in
NoCal? Whatever the case they certainly aren't
Southern Whatever the case they certainly aren't
Southern.
\_ http://maps.yahoo.com/maps_result?ed=M7tNO.p_0TqT&csz=el+sobrante%2C+ca&country=us&new=1&name=&qty=
\_ "What hicks exist in NoCal?" Are you joking, or
have you just never been north of Sacremento?
Try Willows, Gridley, Redding, Reb Bluff, or
Chico. Full O` Hicks. This story took place in
Chico.
\_ Never been north of Sacramento. What does
a Northern hick have to do with Southerners?
\_ They're the same species really. Pickup trucks
with gun racks, lots of flags, etc.
\_ My sister and my roommate both went to Ole Miss. I've visited
many times. No question, hottest campus girls I've ever seen.
\_ Southern girls actually believe in make-up, shaving,
hair spray, and that kind of stuff that girls at Berkeley
don't know exists.
\_ you know, you got a point that most shows are centered around the
blue states, like NYC, LA, Chicago, Miami, Hawaii, and even
Seattle. They really should have shows in rural Florida or
West Virginia. I'm sick of the fake boob Bay Watch girl. I'd
definitely watch the red state shows to check out natually hot
racist southern belles.
\_ Simple Life
\_ blue state women hitting on red state men-- not particular
interesting. I wanna see hot southern belles man!!!
\_ Gee, if only TV ratings were weighted by the electoral college! |
| 2004/11/5 [Recreation/Dating, Recreation/Travel] UID:34706 Activity:nil |
11/5 http://www.japantoday.com/e/?content=shukan&id=250 Stories from people who work in Japan's Love Hotels. |
| 2004/11/2 [Recreation/Dating] UID:34558 Activity:nil |
11/2 What's up with spam with date fields that look like:
DATE: [[ <BC><F6>, 03 11 2004 <BF><C0><C0><FC> 9:01:14 ]] |
| 2004/10/31-11/1 [Recreation/Dating] UID:34483 Activity:kinda low |
10/31 http://www.shatnerhasbeen.com \_ Why do you hate Startrek? \_ That album is actually excellent. I recommend it. \_ Hey, if you were that old, and had wife 1/3rd your age, you'd be happy, too. |
| 2004/10/26 [Recreation/Dating] UID:34356 Activity:high |
10/26 What's with this constant "my wife...." on Soda? This is the CSUA
for crying out loud. If you want to brag about the fact you have
a gf/wife, remember this, "A man is never complete until he gets
married, he is then finished!" Hahaha. -lonely sodan.
\_ I agree, enough about this "my wife blabla" shit. No offense
to anyone, but bragging about your wife is not welcome here.
\_ Well, if you live with someone and spend most of your spare
time with them, it can be difficult not to mention them.
Would you find it less offensive if we said "roommate", like
gay couples do when introducing their S/O to their asshole
conservative relatives?
\_ I haven't seen anyone "bragging" about a wife. What's your
problem?
\_ I wouldn't attack op like this myself, but I am curious what
has upset him. Could sb post a reference to a particularly
offending post or posts? Myself, I want to know whatever
happened to bdg.
\_ Trust me, your joke is accurate. If you had a wife, you'd know
that mentioning her in a post is not bragging; it's more like a
cry for help or for commiseration.
\_ BDG, is that you?! --BDG #3 fan
\_ I'd say I am the BMG, but then every married guy is a BMG...
\_ My wife and I don't see anything wrong with mentioning a wife if
it is in context. What does your wife think about it? Having a
wife isn't "bragging". It is a legal and social state that you'll
never find yourself in as long as you see a wife as an ownership
object and not a person you're sharing your life with. Why would
anyone want to share their life with a bitter person?
\_ Misery loves company.
\_ My wife says you're a moron.
\_ The wife part just makes the motd looks like some place
that old people hang out. We need more talks about how to
get girls, not my wife this and my wife that. |
| 2004/10/25 [Recreation/Dating] UID:34324 Activity:high |
10/25 The opera/psb link reassured me that psb is, in fact, gay.
\- i like some non-obscure, non-russian opera, i like stephen
sondheim, i go to the gym, howeverm i dont own any furniture,
sondheim, i go to the gym, however i dont own any furniture or
expensive toiletry products, but i do know how to dress nicely
but i usually dress pretty slobily ... so i think it is a wash
but i usually dress pretty slobbishly. i dont like judy garland and
i really hate that sibilant s speeth ... so i think it is a wash
on non-sexual lifestyle grounds. --psb
\- oh and i not only have read Brideshead Revisited twice,
I own the DVD ... but for the most part, i think ryder,
sebastian flyte and anthonly blanche need beatings. :-) --psb
\_ Posting a link showing two scantily clad hot women doing
a mock cat fight while singing makes you GAY?
\_ I hereby register my disappointment. My head is in the gutter
and my version of "scantily clad" means less clothing than
yours does. They are cute, though. Particularly for opera
singers. |
| 2004/10/24-25 [Recreation/Dating, Computer/HW/Drives] UID:34315 Activity:very high |
10/24 Can somebody tell me what this is:
http://www.airetight.com/images/Via%20Resti%20Vid%20Web%20st.mov
\_ In a word...boring. I haven't felt this ripped off from a motd
link since the last time John posted one of those ass links.
\- it seems to me this was an inquiry and not an attempt to
entertain.
\_ I don't remember posting an ass link, but if I did, you can
be assured that it would be a discriminating, fascinating and
interesting ass link. -John
\_ Judge for yourself, dude.
http://csua.com/?entry=32231
\_ Oh yeah, _that_, well, that was, er, an artistic
statement (or me getting impatient with the HEIL GERMAN
JOHN guy, I forget.) Anyway, it's the context that
counts. I thought the contrast of the dirndl/girlfriend
thing with an ass link was nicely representative of the
duality of man. -John
\_ Good recovery.
\_ It's a skill I've honed relentlessly ever since
that raid on Macho Grande. -John
\-Hello, if you mean thepiece of music, it is the "Via resti servita,
Madama, brillante" duet from the middle of ActI of Le Nozze di
Figaro. The woman in red sings Susanna [to marry Figaro] and the
other one plays Marcellina [who is an old bat in the opera] ... the
scene is sort of a funny bitch vs bitch encounter. If you are asking
about the the performance, I dont know who/where it is but it looks
like some kind of lesbo-Sex in the City hybrid performace art
version. ok tnx.
\_ psb, is that you. Only psb uses \-
\_ But he puts a space after it.
\-well, not always. --psb
\_ psb also signs off with the "ok tnx"
\_ he's also the only one who says "Hello, ..."
\_ If I buy the full DVD, do they get nekkid and start making out?
\- that is what happens in the original 2 act version of NdF
but was changed in the modern 4act version. --psb
\_ You need to buy the director's cut platinum commemorative
DVD. It's got a killer WAM lookalike commenting on the
hot lesbo action. -John |
| 2004/10/15-16 [Recreation/Dating] UID:34157 Activity:insanely high |
10/14 How do I politely tell this girl that, I can help you with
the class/hw, but you have to ....? Or stop bugging me!!
\_ Finish my sentences for me?
\_ There's no polite way to do it. The only "polite" thing
to do is tell her you're weary of helping her. Period.
\_ Is there a way to play it so that I actually get what
I want? Anyone in the same boat with success stories?
She's definitely not bad looking, so I don't mind helping
her at all, as long as I can get maybe some gfe alone the
way. ;)
\_ Give me her number, it's obvious you don't have the balls
to take this girl out. Here's a hint from people with
actual experience, girls don't like overly "nice" guys,
if you don't believe me ask one. It makes a guy look needy
and desperate. Anyway, I doubt you have a chance with her
because you already let the statute of limitations of
being more than friends run out. You should've asked her out
after the second or third time you helped her out, not
after the 20th.
\_ Why don't you, uh, ask her out? If she says no then
forget it and stop helping her.
\_ If you can't get the GFE in the absence of helping her, you
won't be able to get GFE when you do help her. The best you'd
be able to hope for is strung along. OTOH, if you think she'd
be into you even without the tutoring, then by all means ask
her out.
\_ "gfe"?
\_ Smelly Geek-speak for 'GirlFriend Experience"
\_ Actually, it's not. It's a term used in a much wider
circle than amongst the stereotyped geek.
\_ oh, come on. non-geeks rarely use acronymns in
normal speech.
\_ You're wrong, or your definition of geek is far
too liberal.
\_ Help her and analyze whether she is an evil
bitch or not. If she is, then abandon her at
a key moment (before midterm etc). If she is
reasonable, see where things go. |
| 2004/10/12 [Recreation/Dating] UID:34047 Activity:nil |
10/11 Helo, is anybody familar with copyright notices?
What is the consequence of not including a date?
I am trying to figure out which of these to use:
Cover photograph: (c) PSB
Cover photograph: Copyright (c) PSB
Cover photograph: Copyright (c) 2004 PSB
Feedback appreciated. --psb
\_ Copyright indicia are completely optional. Any work you create
is automatically copyrighted by you. Including a copyright
notice, however, gives you a stronger position if there is a
legal dispute. I assume including the date is better than not
including the date.
\_ I believe most copyright (aside from work for hire sorts of things)
is for life of the author +70 years, so the date of creation is
not particularly important. |
| 2004/10/7 [Recreation/Dating] UID:33970 Activity:very high |
10/4 Dear Japanese speakers. I've been watching porn a lot lately
and I'm wondering what 'kimochi' and 'ee-koo' means. They
say that a lot. ok thx.
\_ kimochi means feeling, but they are probably saying
"kimochi ii", which means good feeling. Basically,
"Oh, that feels good".
\_ And "ee-koo" is probably "iku", the infinitive of "go".
-- ulysses
\_ "iku" is used to indicate approaching orgasm, or "coming."
In other words, when she says, "I'm going," that's a good
thing.
\_ what does "Hitakushi! Gama Su!" mean? Does it mean "GOOD, GOOD!"?
\_ Do you watch it on-line or do you buy VCDs or DVDs? I'm thinking
about buying Japanese porn on physical VCDs or DVDs, and I'm
wondering which porn site is trustworthy. Thanks for any info.
\_ http://www.bushdvd.com (like netflix only porn)
\_ What Japan pr0n are you watching? The dialogue in the stuff I've seen
mostly translates to "please, oh no, don't insert another tentacle!"
\- that's pretty good. heh. --psb
\_ What about "dameyo" or something like that?
\_ It means "no" or "don't." The actress says it to indicate that
she's resisting, both because good girls don't enjoy sex and to
because rape is a common porn theme in Japan.
\_ And no matter how not hung the male actor is, scream like
it really hurts!
\_ And while we're at it, actresses will also often say "Iya,"
which also means no. Often they'll combine the bits: "Iya,
iya, dame, dameyo, iku!" which I happen to think sounds a
bit like "Ia, ia, Cthulhu ftagn!"
\_ This is the most informative thread on the motd in some time.
\_ Lessee ... There maybe Republicans, Democrats and independents
on this motd, but they all have one thing in common - pr0n!
\_ I don't watch porn. Am I weird?
\_ For a sodan? Yes. Compared to the rest of the world? No. |
| 2004/10/1 [Recreation/Dating, Reference/Religion] UID:33872 Activity:kinda low |
10/1 "Olive Christian, 48, Steve Christians wife, told reporters:
"We all thought sex was like food on the table."
\_ http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/afp_asiapacific/view/109111/1/.html
also on bbc
\_ the nice thing about pitcairn is that you can go to their web site
and they list all their inhabitants and their relations, so you
get a more personal feel for the story. -ali
\_ 50 inhabitants and they rape each other. Oh my... it is both
kinky and disturbing at the same time.
\_ So basically half the males on the island raped 13 of the
island's females starting from ages as young as 5? Is that
the gist? |
| 2004/9/29 [Recreation/Dating] UID:33832 Activity:nil |
9/29 Kobe, why you gotta drag Shaq into this??
http://csua.org/u/99b (LA Times)
Hours after his sexual encounter with a hotel employee in Colorado,
Kobe Bryant told investigators that Shaquille O'Neal, his Laker
teammate at the time, had paid up to $1 million to women to keep
them quiet about "situations like this," according to a police report.
\_ "It is unclear precisely what Bryant meant by the remarks
attributed to him. There have been no published reports of
O'Neal ever being accused of any sex crime."
Sounds like Bryant is doing the right thing... |
| 2004/9/27-28 [Recreation/Dating] UID:33775 Activity:very high |
9/27 If you were an animal, what animal would you be?
\_ Lion. Many wives.
\_ Lions usually get only 1 or 2 years when they rule the pride.
After that, they are chased away by younger and stronger lions,
which is also why they often kill the baby lions, so the
female lions get into heat again - no time to waste.
\_ so that's how they get more sex. Too bad it doesn't
work for me -married and getting none.
\_ How do you married people who aren't getting any cope?
Affairs? Probably not an option for many of you.
Porn? Do you force your wife or bribe them with money
or gifts? Serious question.
\_ If you seriously never get any then you should get
divorced. Have a talk about it at least.
\_ you married someone with kids? lions don't kill
their own offspring, just someone else's.
\_ Baboon. Ruining your sex life with stress.
\_ Bonobo. No explaination needed.
\_ Buffalo. Just following the alphabetical trend.
\_ Bird. Flying must be awesome.
\_ don't you fly in your dreams?
\_ Butterfly. Nobody ever suspects the butterfly.
\_ Human. They have opposable digits and large frontal lobes.
\_ Yeah, but humans tend to split the usage 90/10 between the thumbs
and frontal lobe.
\_ Troll. Oh wait ...
\_ fictitious creature.
\_ Iguanas seem pretty well off. Just sit around in the sun, and
nibble on plants. A large migratory bird could be nice but with all
the humans everywhere they must have a hard time these days.
\_ why not a well taken care of dog?
\_ I don't know, the dependency on the master makes it kind of
an undignified life. And there's the butt sniffing thing.
\_ Gets to satisfy the female master when the male master is at
work. Nobody would suspect a dog for adultery.
\_ Don't Iguanas turn into Roadkilled Iguanas fairly often? Or
is that Armadillos?
\_ I was thinking of the Galapagos ones, or other tropical
places. And if you're thinking of N. America that's armadillo.
\_ Dolphin. So long and thanks for all the fish.
\_ I wanna be a grizzly bear in alaska - great scenery, all kinds of
sushi, sleeping in a cozy hole for the whole winter, ruling the
wild, a relatively long life, lots of sex, scaring silly hikers
and campers, licking honey, mauling mooses, cute chubby cubs,
all are appealing to me.
\_ Until we drill the ANWR...then we're coming for your hairy
bear ass!
\_ And smelly old Chinese men will take your gall bladder!
\_ Plus the palms.
\_ Sashimi, not sushi, unless you've got rice and special vinegar.
\_ lots of sex? bears? really? i'm not sure about that.
\_ Ever since I visited Bern in Switzerland when I was
a kid and saw two bears in the zoo there copulate for
like an eternity, I was under the impression that
bears get lots of sex.
\_ I'm pretty happy being human.
\_ Learn to read.
\_ Crocodiles. Nice design, no natural enemies (except humans
possibly). Predatory, at home in the water and on land.
Lives a fairly long time. Looks like a nice life.
\_ I want to be a monkey, cause I can then be President of the
United States. |
| 2004/9/23 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Domestic] UID:33711 Activity:moderate |
9/22 How do you refer to a person from the Virgin Islands?
Islander-American? American? Thanks...
\_ A subject
\_ Virgin Islander (geographically), or American, Dane or
Englishman (politically) -Great MOTD Swami
\_ A virgin. |
| 2004/9/17-18 [Recreation/Dating, Recreation/Media] UID:33582 Activity:high |
9/17 I used to like anime and comics, but I haven't seen any in 10+ years.
Two friends (who don't know each other) have been going on and on
about anime, so I finally watched "Castle in the Sky". I also
happened to see a few episodes of "Cowboy Be-bop". I didn't really
enjoy it. I kept thinking I was watching a kid's cartoon, which is
not how I feel when I watch something like "Lion King". Do
people outgrow anime or did I just watch bad stuff or what?
\_ the lion king?!!?!?!1 fyuthe fucking lion king?!! jezius fucking
christ. this doenst se4dezerve an answer.
\_ Cowboy Bebop is a lot less a kid cartoon than Lion King.
You are a troll, and not a good one.
\_ Not a troll. Just curious if other people find they still
like anime after they have a job/house/car/wife. I found it
surprisingly tiresome to watch. I expected to enjoy it.
\_ Well, I stopped watching almost all TV/movie type
entertainment even before I was married. Now that I'm
married I almost never even watch anime or play games.
It just seems really pointless. However, I don't watch
any TV, but occationally I'll download some anime. So I
still watch more of that than anything else I guess.
\_ Well, Laputa IS a kid's cartoon, so that might be part of your
problem. As for Cowboy Bebop, most people think it's pretty
good. What kind of stories do you like? I might be able to
make some recommendations. -jrleek.
\_ You've grown up. Now get a job, get a house, get a wife, and
go away.
\_ I have no idea what cowboy be-bop or castle in the sky are
but I think I will still enjoy those japanese comics with
lots of violence and sex, even though I haven't read one
in years.
\_ LEGEND OF THE OVERFIEND! TENTACLE HENTAI! -John
\_ nah, not those. I am thinking more in terms of comic
books. and I like samurai or ganster stories more than
monster stories.
\_ I never found any anime I liked until Cowboy Bebop. I've found
a few others that I really like since. But I've always enjoyed
animation and would take Bugs Bunny over Must See TV any day.
If you feel like it's just a kid's thing, then you've stopped
before you start. -scotsman
\_ Well, I *love* The Simpsons, FWIW. What are the others you like?
\_ The Adult Swim array is generally very good. FLCL, though very
bizarre, hit me just right. I love the williams street
group's humor, though in terms of animation they're basically
a radio program. Spirited Away was very satisfying, but I'm
a fiend for fairy tales. YMMV. --scotsman
\_ you got too worked up about both. Laputa grows on you.
Cowboy Bebop has a lot of lame episodes, and some good ones:
Gateway Shuffle (ep 4) is great, Pierrot Le Fou (ep 20) is good,
the last two episodes are not bad, the movie is ok.
\_ If you want a modern anime that is really good, see His and Her
Circumstances. It's 1998: the first 13 episodes are really good;
the rest suck. It's the best modern teenage romance anime series. |
| 2004/9/13-14 [Recreation/Dating] UID:33491 Activity:low |
9/13 Are there any off-the-shelf DRM solutions? A friend of mine wants to
license his motivational material such that end-users will be able to
copy as many audio CDs as they have licenses, but will be prevented
from making more copies. I understand that no system is perfect;
he just wants something that will discourage less savvy users.
\- No. He must find new ways to motivate them. --parth vader
\_ You may remember me from such self-help videos as "Smoke Yourself
Thin" and "Get Confident, Stupid!"
\_ Point your friend toward non-technological tools to reduce
unwanted copying. Donate some of the profits to a relevant charity.
Include a small, unobtrusive, disclaimer at the end of each album
explaining what he does and that he supports himself this way.
Include a bit of text that encourages sharing, "but if you like it
please consider buying another copy as a gift for a friend."
Remind him that most of his customers are good people and will remain
so until he pisses them off. |
| 2004/9/9 [Recreation/Dating] UID:33439 Activity:high 66%like:30675 66%like:35682 |
9/9 I love you all!
\_ Shut the fuck up.
\_ OB: typical motd |
| 2004/9/6 [Politics/Domestic/Crime, Recreation/Dating] UID:33368 Activity:low |
9/6 http://p2pnet.net/story/2356 Why all those Chinese guys come to Berkeley for CS. \_ There are elements of our government that would love to do the same thing here, and I'm pretty sure from some of the posts here that there are some csua americans who would be more than happy to help them do it. \_ And of course, the most insightful reply in the thread following: "If we stop looking at internet porn, the terrorists win. Is that what you want? Huh? I didn't think so." |
| 2004/8/31 [Recreation/Dating] UID:33265 Activity:nil |
8/31 http://www.drudgereport.com/flash6.htm Keyes said: "The essence of ... family life remains procreation. If we embrace homosexuality as a proper basis for marriage, we are saying that it's possible to have a marriage state that in principal excludes procreation and is based simply on the premise of selfish hedonism." Asked whether that meant Mary Cheney "is a selfish hedonist," Keyes said: "That goes by definition. Of course she is." I'm on a roll today! -troll |
| 2004/8/19 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Domestic/California] UID:33023 Activity:nil |
8/20 Carly Patterson is cute, I wanna date her.
\_ even though she's practically a midget?
Speaking of olympics, is it just me or it seems like the US team
really sucks this year? First the basketball debacle and then
all the other crap that followed it?
\_ We are an Empire in decline. Get used to it.
\_ Hey are you the same 'nuanced' liberal guy who thought 90% of
stuff going on in the 'real world' is personal shit and vendettas?
I applaud you! -- nuanced guy #1 fan
\_ Of course, she's only 16 years old...
\_ Mmm, statuatory rape...
\_ Maybe the OP is 16 also. We're all undergrads here, right?
\_ Actually, you can be 18. The Romeo-Juliet laws in CA allow
for two years difference for it not to be statuatory rape.
\_ Well, aside from tom, many of us have graduated, but remain
active on the motd.
\_ "many of us have graduated?!" Dude, I was being
sarcastic. Is *anyone* here under 25 at all?
\_ I'm 23. -jrleek
\_ That's 12 in Mormon-years.
\_ Huh?
\_ Hey, you! Move to Japan!
\_ What's the law in Japan regarding this? Thx.
\_ Off the top of my head, I'm pretty sure the "age of
consent" is 14. If you're really interested, I'm
sure you could find it online. |
| 2004/8/19 [Recreation/Dating] UID:33019 Activity:moderate |
8/19 Look, nerds! Woman for you: http://csua.org/u/8o3 \_ it's only for white bois \_ How desperate would you have to be? \_ A woman already in a relationship. Perfect. \_ ew. some old, smoking, slutty goth freak \_ When I was 18, I would have thrown myself on her mercy. God I was pathetic. |
| 2004/8/16 [Recreation/Dating] UID:32944 Activity:high |
8/16 So does anyone have a link for the supposedly damning material against
Kobe Bryant's accuser?
\_ http://www.thenationalenquirer.com
\_ Kobe is making it okay to rape a slut..
\_ She made me do it, wearing that tiny skirt! --Asshole
\_ Because in this he-says-she-says we know the slut is telling
the truth?
\_ Is it really normal or reasonable for a woman who has just been
raped to have sex with other man/men afterward before reporting
to the police? What do soda women think of this case?
\_ Yeah, what do both of you think? |
| 2004/8/13-15 [Recreation/Dating, Industry/Jobs] UID:32895 Activity:very high |
8/13 In reference to something from below, how many male sodans actually
enjoy blowjobs? I've only ever had one my entire life I really found
satisfying, out of hundreds of attempts. Its a pale shadow compared to
intercourse. Is it just that no girl knows how to give them, or am I
just some kind of freak?
\_ First, tell your grandmother to take her teeth out.
\_ What's the difference between the wife, the dog, the kids and
a blowjob? A: You can't beat a blowjob.
\_ Two women I've dated gave good blowjobs. Others didn't. It is
indeed a skill, but some guys don't get off on it at all.
\_ Practice makes perfect.
\_ Maybe I just don't get off on it at all. --op
\_ Could be. Such is life.
\_ I enjoy them. Only one women I ever dated gave exceptional
blow jobs, but I enjoyed all of them.
\_ I enjoy blowjobs. My SO says I give excellent ones. -- male sodan
\_ that's sick, get off the motd you fuck!
\_ Dear God! There are sodomites at the university?!!
\_ This would work better if you were at Bob Jones ...
\_ Why do you hate America?
\_ "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are
we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm
our country and our people, and neither do we"
\_ I think you have a defective gene.
\_ Have your girl practice on me and I'll tell you whether it's her
technique or just you.
\_ To give a fair and balanced assesment, shouldn't you perform
felatio on the op first?
\_ that's sick, get off the motd you fuck!
\_ Black girls on San Pablo give excellent BBBJs
\_ Black girls on San Pablo give excellent BBBJs -jblack
\_ Black girls on San Pablo give excellent BBBJs -donkeyboy
\_ Hey! Stop posting as me! -The _Real_ Donkeyboy
\_ Actually...that's true.
\_ It's a skill thing like many things in life. I thought sex was
always a good thing until the first time I was with a girl who
rated about -3 on a 1 to 10 skill scale. Willing, able, no
talent, bad sex. Life has its disappointments. Same deal with BJs.
\_ Where can one find good technical advice?
\_ This is kind of an aside, but I dated a young woman with very
little experience once and she kept biting down on me. So we
went to Good Vibes and bought a dildo and I showed her what
I like. |
| 2004/8/5 [Recreation/Dating, Science/GlobalWarming] UID:32714 Activity:high |
8/5 Do you hate your life? Or love it?
\_ I'm indifferent about it.
\_ (indifferent == apathy)?
\_ No, indifferent == pointing out a false dichotomy.
\_ Hate it with an undying passion. -geordan
\_ Of all the places and periods of history that a person
could be born in, I was lucky enough to be born in
America in the 20th, attend one of the finest institutions
of learning in the world and find a job programming
computers. Considering that just 50 years ago my family
was living in a part of the world where running water,
telephones and electricity were unheard (and considering
that I could have been born in a place like that even
in this day and age), I love my life. |
| 2004/7/31-8/1 [Recreation/Dating] UID:32612 Activity:insanely high |
7/31 So I'll ask again. Is aMule just a porn distribution system?
That's all my searchs turn up.
\_ You know I downloaded some dog / women porn and ever
since I see dogs differently when they are on the
street.
\_ This is why I avoid porn altogether. You never know what
kind of wierd crap is gonna get stuck in your brain.
kind of weird crap is gonna get stuck in your brain.
\_ but is that always a bad thing?
\_ kind of. I got introduced to creampie porn and got really
hooked on it. I got so hooked that I'm having sex
without any protection, which is really really bad.
\_ what the hell is "creampie porn"?
\_ you can google for it, but I don't suggest it.
It's kind of addictive once you tried it (assuming
you have a gf and she is willing to give it a try)
\_ following this line of logic, do you also avoid tv and movies?
\_ In case you haven't noticed, our bland monolithic culture
is unlikely to produce anything challening enough to fit
the poster's objections.
\_ I would rate American Idol about as low as dog/women
porn.
\_ Didn't they have specially trained dogs in the Roman
coliseums rape women for entertainment? -- ilyas
\_ pics and urls please!
\_ no I was left with a feeling of revulsion... after
a while.
\_ no. It is more than that. It is my 2ndary pirating sources
for things I don't bother to buy, or want to try it before I buy
it.
\_ and your primary? BitTorrent?
\_ Where can one use them safely? Are the FED scanning the
net to track those accessing them?
\_ If you're a criminal, expect to be caught if someone wants
to find you. There is no safe way to be a criminal. The
only 100% way to avoid a piracy rap is to not be a pirate.
\_ Form which commie country did you immigrate? Here you
are not a criminal unless caught by the law, and you
are innocent until a jury decides otherwise. It's legit
to ask how to stay free. |
| 2004/7/24-26 [Recreation/Dating] UID:32465 Activity:high |
7/24 HOWTO: Buddy is having bachelor party in Las Vegas, need to
tell/ask girlfriend about it. How to ask to get ok for LV trip?
What are things to look out for? any gotchas? thx
\_ you've already passed the gotcha point...cue bdg.
\_ Are you actually giving her veto rights over this?
\_ If she doesn't trust you/you aren't trustworthy, you've got problems.
\_ If she doesn't trust you/you aren't trustworthy, you've got
problems.
\_ Go to vegas. If she objects, dump her and move on. Old
jungle saying: There are plenty of fish in the sea.
\_ Another old jungle saying: And you don't understand why no one
wants to marry you?
\_ Another old jungle saying: And you don't understand why no
one wants to marry you?
\_ When they start talking marriage, I start walking.
I'm not stupid enough to get married, esp. not in
a community property state.
\_ You're a real catch. With an attitude like yours, the
only way someone's going to want to marry you is for
your money, so in your case your strategy is sound.
\_ Do you have anything to offer besides money? If not,
then you're doing yourself and some woman a favor.
\_ Real answer: tell her your friend is having a party and you plan
to go. If she freaks you need to seriously consider the trust
problems in your relationship. If you're a cheating scumbag with
a bad history then tough shit. If she has no reason to not trust
you then you're dating a psycho and should think about moving on.
No need to hide this, bully her, take a macho attitude about it,
etc.
\_ Okay, I mentioned it to her and she says "Go". Now what?
What does this mean? I asked "You sure?" and she replies "It's
fine. Go ahead". Then I asked her "Do you want to go too?" And
she replied "What would I do? I guess I could go gamble while
you are out..." Did I do this right? What do you think?
\_ Are you happy? Is she happy? Are you going to Vegas? Is she
*not* fucking someone else while you're gone? If the answer
to all these questions is "yes!" then you did it right.
\_ one of these days your girlfriend's going to learn how to read
the motd...in fact, if you could get here to join the CSUA
she could read your post and respond and you'll know exactly
what's going on.
\_ So she is into gambling? May want to think about how you are
going to pay off her gambling debts when she blames her habit
on you during the divorce hearing.
\_ Yer dumb.
\_ You did fine. Go to Las Vegas, have a good time, don't do
anything dumb, and remember to take your gf out to a show and
dinner. |
| 2004/7/23 [Recreation/Dating] UID:32449 Activity:high |
7/23 More on shooting criminals. If someone's trying to rape you but he's
saying "I'm not going to kill you." and he's not suffocating you or
anything, can you legally shoot him?
\_ If you can prove that you were in fear for your life, then yes: you
can legally use lethal force regardless of the gender of the
attacker/attackee. Of course, if the attacker is running away or is
lying face-down on the ground, you'll have a much harder case.
-Peace Officer Candidate
\_ What does "in fear of your life" mean? Does the standard
change from whether you're a man or a woman?
change from whether you're a man or a woman? Is it easier
to convince the authorities you're "in fear of your life"
if you're a man or a woman?
\_ It means that you're afraid you're going to be killed, maimed,
or severely injured. It's a mindset that you have show you
were in. In principle, no -- there's no difference, but
it's going to be harder to prove that you're in fear for
your life if you're a 260 lb male being attacked by an unarmed
105lb female. -POC
\_ Trollish, but true. If you're getting raped and you need
to shoot, you'd better hope you're a woman.
\_ Not trollish -- you see this shit often. The bias is
there, but it's not as extreme as you think.
Ultimately, it's going to come down to whether you can
prove to the DA or the jury that you were genuinely
afraid and based on the information that you had, this
is a reasonable person's reaction. -POC
\_ Aside form all the noise, can a woman rape a man? How?
\_ Come on use your imagination... "If you don't fuck me, I'll
cut your throat."
\_ Yes, iff the rapee is a female and the rapist is a male. Females
are an oppressed minority group, and they are entitled to extra
legal protection when they feel threatened.
\_ go away troll
\_ I see. So if the rapee is a male or the rapist is a female,
it's illegal to shoot then?
\_ settroll=ignore. Rapee is entitled to shoot rapist if rapee
cannot otherwise escape/disable rapist, no matter the gender
of either party.
\_ What is rape? What if it's your husband and you have a
headache? Your boyfriend? What if you're drunk and you
\_ If you can escape, you can't shoot. This is called
reasonable use of force.
suddenly find this guy on top of you? What if you've
been doped with with drug de jour?
\_ I think all these cases are considered rape.
\_ If you can escape, you can't shoot. This is called
reasonable use of force.
\_ I think all these cases are legally considered rape.
\_ I know. Does that mean you can shoot your way out
of all these situations?
\_ There are many states where a husband can not legally
rape his wife.
\_ Oh, so "only when your life is in danger" is actually "only
when your life is in danger or you're about to be raped and
can't escape." I feel a little more relieved. But I hope
it is extended to robbery as well.
it is extended to "robbery and can't escape" as well.
\_ It is. -POC
\_ Males are by definition oppressive in this society and
their actions require extra scrutiny.
\_ I hope you're being sarcastic.
\_ "Look out! It's heading right for us!"
\_ "or anything"? What's "trying to rape you" count as if not a
violent act with intent to do harm?
\_ If "intent to do harm" is the same as "intent to kill",
everything is fine. But I don't know what the law says. |
| 2004/7/22-23 [Recreation/Dating, Recreation/Humor] UID:32430 Activity:very high Cat_by:auto |
7/22 Vote for your funniest/favourite past motd ever posted. I'll start:
http://csua.com/?entry=32148
\_ STFU, kchang
\_ Wow.
\_ http://csua.com/?entry=20799
\_ http://csua.com/?entry=22105
\_ http://csua.com/?entry=17597 |
| 2004/7/19-20 [Recreation/Dating] UID:32360 Activity:nil |
7/19 Dear illicit sex guy who posted on December 2002, whatever happened
to the relationship? Please post a follow up. ok thx. |
| 2004/7/16-18 [Recreation/Dating] UID:32323 Activity:moderate |
7/16 So, I just turned on psacct on my box and lastcomm is showing wildly
incorrect dates. That is it lists recent commands but the date does
not come close to matching the system date. Any idea what is wrong
or how to fix it?
\_ timezone set correctly?
\_ It thinks it is Oct 21st. the "Date" command gives me the
correct date. Is lastcomm looking at a bios clock maybe?
Also, the date/times from 'last' are correct.
\_ There was a bug with certain versions of lastcomm on
RH that were fixed. I don't know what you're running
it on, (Linux, Solaris, etc), so I can't help you out
more.
\_RH it is. Glad to know there is a bug, i was beginning
to be worried. Think I have the latest rpm though :( |
| 2004/7/14-15 [Recreation/Dating, Recreation/Celebrity/BritneySpears] UID:32282 Activity:nil |
7/14 Well, that lifetime commitment didn't last long:
link:www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascity/news/nation/9131961.htm
\_ So by this standard, I guess Britney Spears' marriage and divorce
invalidates heterosexual marriage.
\_ I didn't say anything about what it means. You need to wash out
your mind.
\_ I think he's responding to the jackass in the article who said
that "unnatural marriages" wouldn't last because they're about
self-gratification instead of love.
\_ Thank you. |
| 2004/7/14 [Recreation/Dating] UID:32266 Activity:insanely high |
7/12 Is it normal for somone already in a relationship (married or not)
to continue masturbation?
\_ http://www.themarriagebed.com/masturbationinmarriage.shtml
\_ Wow, I think this crafty site is written by the Satan himself.
\_ says that spouse have an obligation to satisfy each other
even when "not in the mood." boy oh boy, I wanna be a Christian
\_ Yes, it is perfectly normal.
\_ No, it's sinful and bad. The hair growing on your palms is
just a harbinger of the hell-blindness that will soon inflict
your syphilis-wracked corpse, evil-doer. -John
\_ Is it normal to fantasize about your wife's best friend
while you masturbate? Should I tell her (the best friend)
about it?
\_ Yes, it's normal. You should tell your wife, as it will make
her really hot for you. Then you should tell her friend and
you can have a three-way.
\_ Where did the whole hairry palm and blindness thing come from?
Just an old wives tale they told their husbands and kids?
\_ Just an old soda tale told to newbs
\_ the only happily married men who have a lot of sex are the
newly married men. -married, little sex
\_ Are you Bitter Married Guy? Maybe soon to become BDG #2?
\_ does four years count as "newly married?" |
| 2004/7/13 [Recreation/Dating] UID:32258 Activity:high |
7/12 So I bought the sponge from Canada and tried to insert it into
my gf, but the sponge is so big that she can't fit it.
Does anyone have this problem? Thanks.
\_ I'm not sure why this got deleted. Your problem is that in Canada
they use the metric system, so the sponge is metric, while your
gf's pussy is almost certainly calibrated in the English
system of measurement.
\_ Er, I wish I had your problem.
\_ The sponge is supposed to squish down into a little ball, and
then it should be able to fit up there. If she can insert a
tampon or even a diaphragm, she should definitely be able to
fit a sponge in there (although it can be annoying, but not any
more annoying or uncomfortable than a diaphragm). If she is
uncomfortable with inserting tampons and/or diaphragms, the sponge
is not the right b.c. method for her. --chris
\_ um, you're telling me that you can squeeze a 3" ball into
a .5 inch ball? YOU SURE??? -op
\_ just like a scientist. the sponge is squishy, it fits
when folded up. if you doubt me, practice on your ass. --chris
\_ you never got those little pills that turn into dinosaur
sponges?
\_ the sponge is squishy, it fits when folded up.
if you doubt me, practice on your ass. --chris
\_ thanks chris. Which one is better, Today or Protectaid?
\_ I only know about Today. --chris
\_ RealDolls don't need contraception.
\_ But it makes "her" easier to clean.
\_ If a sponge doesn't fit -- you may want to check to make sure
she's not a man.
\_ Try an SOS pad instead.
\_ There is some special techniques that you have to learn by
waching. I will demo it on your gf.
\_ You read the instructions, right? Are you tall enough to have sex
or a gf?
\_ Give me her address. I'll make her hole bigger.
\_ Sure thing: http://csua.org/u/85j -john
\_ Funny, I don't seem to be having that problem with your g/f.
\_ How big is your penis? |
| 2004/7/13-14 [Recreation/Dating] UID:32256 Activity:high |
7/12 Why do people ask the motd for sex advice?
\_ The question below is really more of a technology question than
a sex question.
\_ living vicariously
\_ It's the only sex sodans get.
\_ MOTD needs more "Dear Penthouse Forum..."
\_ It's their only link to the outside world.
\_ Boredcast Message from 'coganman': Thu Jul 27 12:33:03 1995
this is funny, masturbatory soda geeks discussing sex.
it's like colorblind people arguing over who has the pretties
rainbow
\_ I'm married and I still masturbate a lot.
\_ How much is a lot? Does that cause any health problems?
\_ Every other day or so. No health problem -- I'm not blind
yet.
\_ Will you have any health problem if more than once
a day?
\_ Thanks for sharing.
\_ That's 'cause you're married.
\_ Does your wife masturbate a lot?
\_ And if so, post pics!
\_ Yes, but the difference is that she masturbates in front of
me. |
| 2004/7/12 [Recreation/Dating] UID:32231 Activity:high |
7/12 Dear John, what's a dirndls, and could you please post a picture of
your gf? Thanks
\_ STFW, and you first. -!John
\_ STFW?
\_ Nevermind, the definition of STFW comes from STFW.
\_ Sure thing: http://csua.org/u/85j -john
\_ NWS, of course. This begs a question I've been wondering. How can
check the actual URL of a shortened URL w/o bringing it up?
\_ try http://csua.com/?entry=32231
\_ a HEAD request should get you url redirect info
\_ KAIS MOTD's mouse over is quite cool and often let you know
something about the content, regardless of the URL !kchang |
| 2004/7/12 [Recreation/Dating] UID:32229 Activity:moderate |
7/12 "Frugal Gourmet" Jeff Smith has died at age 65.
http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/local/articles/0711obitsmith11.html
\_ Reading the article, did he really abuse kids when he was a
minister?
\_ It was never settled in court. One side says yes, the other side
says the timing of the accusation makes it look like a blackmail
plot. Regardless, he seemed like a nice man and his show was
what got me interested in cooking. -op
\_ He paid 'em off, didn't he?
\_ Yeah, after they made it public, so it's hard to say...
\_ Not knowing anything else, my money would be on: he
did something bad, and he paid 'em off so his own kids
and wife wouldn't have too messed up a life with
everyone knowning about their child abuser dad.
I mean, the guy is just nice. I don't think you can
get seven guys to lie about his molesting them; guys who
will be attacked by the public as well. |
| 2004/7/11-12 [Recreation/Dating] UID:32222 Activity:kinda low 50%like:35188 |
7/11 Dear German John, do you have a cute Bavarian gf like this one?
http://www.partydomain.co.uk/d-commerce/media/FF501046_l.jpg
http://avalonusa.com/oktoberfest
\_ I'm not German, my girlfriend is cuter, and do you have a thing
for dirndls? Would you like to talk about it? -John
\_ He's correct. His girlfriend *is* cuter. |
| 2004/7/7-9 [Recreation/Dating, Recreation/Stripclub] UID:31213 Activity:very high |
7/8 I have a female friend who's interested in checking out some male strip
clubs. I have been searching the net for some times now, but still
have been able to find any around the Bay Area. Any suggestions and/or
recommendations?
\_ Discussed back in 2000 of October,
http://csua.com/?entry=19464
\_ Why don't you bring her over to me, I'll strip for her.
\_ Because we don't want to kill the last vestiges of her hetero-
sexuality?
\_ I only half agree with you. I don't give a damn about male
heterosexuality.
\_ I believe OP said female, not shemale.
\_ Oh, SNAP!
\_ There use to be male stripper signs on places on "Bush" in SF
around Mason/Taylor or so. Not sure if they're still there.
Pick up the Bay Guardian, there are ads for strip clubs
(male and female) in there.
\_ Here's one I think she'll love:
http://www.eros-guide.com/files/ouchy1.htm
\_ check out http://partyhardcore.com -- very work unsafe. It's amazing how
girl next door gets so wild at strip clubs. Also, it's amazing
they are having unprotected sex with a stranger.
\_ Its amazing that you fell for this shit - both the man and woman
are clearly paid performers.
\_ I think you're the one that fell for something. -tom
\_ and I think you are the one who fell for it!
\_ Dude, I think tom totally played you.
\_ Tom? He isn't smart enough. He's more like a
pitbull than a clever little monkey.
\_ In Soviet Russia, stripper plays YOU!
\_ Is anyone buying this "I have a female friend" story? Someone here
obviously wants to go check out some hot man-ass and can't admit it.
\_ Yeah, no sodan has any female friend.
\_ Why would a woman want to see men strip? Women aren't visual the
way men are. If they were then male pr0n for women would be a huge
industry just like the naked chick business is today.
\_ Yeah! It says so right here in the Monster Manual!
\_ Mod +5 Funny!
\_ No male strip clubs for heteros in the bay area -- go to Las Vegas.
\_ Surely women must like some kind of titilation? How else
do you explain the existence of romance novels?
\_ If you can't see the difference between looking at naked
flesh and fantasizing about being in love, you're beyond
help.
\_ You are an idiot. You have no conception of what a
'romance novel' is, do you? You are just mouthing off,
aren't you? You are probably think of yourself as a
'sensitive male'. 'Romance novels' are female porn, nothing
more. |
| 2004/7/2 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Domestic/President/Reagan] UID:31127 Activity:very high |
2.7 The Godfather is dead:
http://csua.org/u/80r
\_ That's what happens when you chase a kid around with an orange
peel in your mouth.
\_ He's the third, I guess. -- ilyas
\_ The body's not cold, and they couldn't resist showing a picture
from the horrible "Island of Dr. Moreau"? Damn.
\_ REAGAN IS THE STANDARD!
\_ He could'a been a contenda, somebody, but Ronny sold him
out. And now he's a nobody, relegated to the back end of
a state funeral.
\_ Hey, Bart. How'd you like to escort 5,000 Big Macs to Marlon
Brando's island?
\_ I watched Last tango in Paris while packing boxes for a move.
My friends couldn't believe it. Why?
\_ I'm guessing you're either not the kind of person who gets many
dates, not particularly adventurous romantically, or incredibly
experienced and unimpressed by the movie's contents. Many people
would watch LTiP with a date or significant other.
\_ I didn't see sex/romance as the point of the movie, and sexual
content, while prevalent, was not of the titillating
kind. It seemed full of pain, the opposite of a date movie.
\_ You have a poor grasp of what makes a good date movie.
\_ So a good date movie is Das Boot?
\_ see, the goal is to maximize emotional distress.
then she turns to you for comfort!
\_ But this is SO Machiavellian!
\_ F9/11 is a great date movie. |
| 2004/6/30-7/1 [Recreation/Dating, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Motd] UID:31096 Activity:very high |
6/30 is reeser hot?
\_ well, email her.
\_ 2hot4U
\_ no, she's butt ugly. She used to have a blurred/soft focus
portrait picture on her web site and she was pretty ugly in it.
Now imagine her in real person...
\_ ask her for one. If she sends you one, you can find out yourself.
If she doesn't send you one, then most likely she's ugly.
\_ Who are you who are so wise in the ways of h07 42n ch1x?
\_ well I don't know your definition of hot, but personally I think
that she is smart, sophisticated, and interesting to talk to
-person who knew her personally in the late 90s
\_ in another word she is ugly
\_ she's also pretty cute, imho -another anonymous motd denizen
\_ I think she is hot. -AMCoward
\_ It's all relative (she makes chialea look like a goddess)
\_ and of course this anonymous MOTD dweeb is the paragon of
male beauty. -tom
\_ The motd is a cruel little place sometimes. -- seen both
\_ picP. One of the two certainly looked like anti-goddess in
pic.
\_ Kettle, this is the pot calling. You're black.
\_ Why are you so defensive? Look is just buy attribute
of a person, and a very superficial one by its nature.
They may be visually unappealing but intelligent,
sophisticated, and wise. Would they rather be M Monroe?
\_ Taking potshots at people on soda because of their
looks is cheap and ultimately destined to bite you
in the ass. If you want to say that someone's hot,
go for it. If you want to say that someone doesn't
meet your aesthetic standards, learn to supress.
\_ Yah, rhys is hot.
\_ do you value truth or kindness more? I value the former,
so cruelty is the way to go
\- gee do you think star trek novels are greater works
of lit than say the odyssey? that ayn rand is the
epitome of philosophy? there are an infinity of true
facts ... most of them without meaning or value. --psb |
| 2004/6/29 [Recreation/Dating] UID:31064 Activity:high |
6/29 Man, why couldn't we have teachers like this in HS? Cuz
we were geeks?
http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/South/06/29/teacher.sex.ap/index.html
\_ TILF!!!
\_ I just don't understand kids these days; Murder, rape,
ratting on hot teachers that deign to fuck them. There is
some serious lack of morality in today's teens.
\_ Maybe it was the ticked off cousin that wasn't getting any...
\_ What's worse is that it wasn't HS. It was MIDDLE SCHOOL. The
kid is 14. If I am her new husband I am very, very embarrassed.
\_ Maybe she had a "temporary marriage" and it's all ok.
\_ Clearly this is the result of legalizing gay marriage.
\_ Why do you hate Gay America?
\_ Many (most?) high schools are 4 years. 14 is usually a 9th
grader, which would be in high school. (I was 13 in 9th for
a while, so YMMV)
\_ her wedding pics with her now embarassed husband:
http://www.mjmorningshow.com/morning_DebraPics.html
http://www.mjmorningshow.com/morning_DebraPics2.html
The police report is hot reading also- apparently, she's
shaved and did oral on the boy.
\_ URL?
\_ I heart double standards... Picture this conversation if
it was a 23 year old male teacher sleeping with a 14 year
old girl. Something tells me you all wouldn't be drooling
over "hot police reports." Then again, this is soda...
\_ well, what is the harm here exactly? the kid might be
distracted from school I guess. But that would happen
anyway if he got a girlfriend his own age.
\_ Uh, I think you completely missed my point.
\_ http://www.japantoday.com/e/?content=popvox&id=485 |
| 2004/6/23-24 [Recreation/Dating] UID:30980 Activity:very high |
6/23 Dear gmail users, did getting a gmail account help you get laid?
\_ I've had mine for about 4 hours. No luck so far.
\_ Yes, I started getting a chance to offer people new accounts,
which I have successfully bartered for sex.
\_ gmail took 1/2 hour to deliver the mail to the chick who was
supposed to have sex with me and by then it was too late.
Is this normal? (the half hour mail delivery, not the inablity
to wait).
\_ i finally scored with my left hand
\_ You scored in your own end zone, dewd
\_ Someone invite me so I can get laid too...
\_ Why do you hate women?
\_ I will sleep with you if you offer me a gmail account.
\_ I really hope that's georgy. Probably not, but I can hope.
\_ what's your login? -aspo
\_ If i've been getting laid before, does it count if I'm still getting
laid after? |
| 2004/6/22 [Recreation/Dating] UID:30952 Activity:high |
6/22 Is it possible for a girl to be 38DD (real) and not fat? How big
is 38DD? Is that extraordinarily big, or just somewhat big?
\_ 38" inches around is on the big side but if she wears it right or
is just on the tall end of the scale she isn't necessary fat or
even overweight looking. Here's a random page about Marylin
Monroe with the studio numbers and her dress maker's numbers:
http://www.marilynmonroepages.com/Amy You decide. DD means she's
got big breasts on top of that 38 inch frame. If they're real
they'll sag, if they're fake, well, no one wants fake once her bra
comes off and you're looking a rock hard weirdola breast thing.
\_ Ok i am clueless, can someone explain to me what all these
number means??
\_ 38DD is really big. Reasonable to expect that 38DD chicks are
either fat or are "packing."
\_ What do you mean "packing"?
\_ enhanced.
\_ I found a fairly thin 34DD without to much effort:
http://member.onemodelplace.com/member.cfm?ID=64967
\_ Username and password please?
\_ I think it's possible with some great genes. Someone can be 6'2"
with 38DD and not fat. If I recall correctly, US cup sizes go by
AA, A, B, C, D, DD, ... So 38DD should be 38 inches measuring at
the nipples and 32 inches (38 - 6) at just below the breasts. Don't
know how 38DD real breasts look like, but here are some porn stars
with DD real (supposedly) breasts: Mary Carey, Aria Giovanni (34DD),
Jun Kusanagi (37DD).
\_ No, the 38 is measured below the breasts. 38 means
(38"+5") below the breasts, which means that's fat no
matter what.
\_ Really? Can you describe how the US measurements work? TIA.
\_ Measure under breasts. That's the number (38, 34, etc).
Then measure around across the nipples. The inches
difference between two numbers = letter (I forget exactly
what the scale is... something like 1" = A, 2" = B, etc)
\_ Yep. The number has more to do with how big the
girl is. The letter with how much larger the
breasts are. 32D is bigger around than 38B.
\_ Here we go: http://www.afraidtoask.com/breast/breastsize.html
NSFW!
\_ Only your breasts can save the motd!
\_ I looooooooove boobies |
| 2004/6/19-20 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Foreign/Asia/Japan] UID:30917 Activity:nil |
6/18 http://www.japantoday.com/e/?content=popvox&id=490 w00t! (Ask Japan speaks about human trafficking) |
| 2004/6/16 [Recreation/Dating] UID:30839 Activity:very high |
6/15 Dear motd guys who have seen the movie Stepford Wives. Do you prefer
a genetically altered obedient wife who cleans/cooks for you and is
good in bed, or do you prefer the challenges of having a real,
non-engineered companion? Which one would you be happier in the short
AND long term, and why? It seems to me that the message from the movie
is that the former is bad, but I am not convinced.
\- or would you prefer to be hooked up to a machine that let
you switch between them in a dream state you never woke up from.
\_ I believe in the long term, the dominating term isn't house cleaning
or good sex, but companionship. A stepford wife is as boring as a
cockroach. -- ilyas
\_ the cook/clean thing seems irrelevant, since the cost of a
non-genetically modified old fashioned maid would be far far
less, so you have to assume that anyone who could afford the
Stepford Wife already has their housework issues worked out.
\_ Both, that's why women like vibrators and going out to nice dinners.
\_ I for one would prefer the genetically engineered wife.
\_ How can a woman be bad in bed? Doesn't the guy do everything? How
can one be bad?
\_ If you're doing everything, she's bad in bed.
\_ He shoots! He scores! The crowd is going wild!
\_ I just reread 1984 and there is a good description of how BAD his
wife was in bed. If it seems like a chore, a requirement for
procreation, that's generally not the best thing in the world.
Also, on top of compatibility, there are lots of techniques that
can be employed. Some 80 year old woman on oxygen has a show on
technique. I wonder how good she is in the sack.
\_ The climax of the movie is reached when we discover that Mike
is a creation from our basic needs that we lack in modern
society. The creator of Mike explains that in today's society
we're so busy with our work that we have no time to take care
of our family and to have quality time, and that the creation
is an attempt to go back to the "good 'ol days". However,
the secondary message is that even the good 'ol days is not
perfect, that a person's happiness (namely, the husbands) should
not come at an expense of others (the slave working wives
in the 50s). Since we can't have it all, now we're now stuck with
what we have, and THAT, is the whole point of the movie.
\_ I for one prefer the unpredictability and the excitement you get
from a real wife. That way she can run off with another guy and
take away your money from child support and alimony. Yeah.
\_ BDG, is that you? --BDG #2 fan
\_ I have a stupid question. If she runs away with another guy,
does she still get half of your money? I mean if she wants a
divorce because she likes this other guy better, how does it
usually end up? She still takes half of the money?
\_ In CA, yes. In other states, it varies. This is a "no fault"
divorce state.
\_ Yes. It doesn't matter what her reason is. She is
entitled to half of the assets earned over the course of
the marriage plus child support, if applicable. She may
also get alimony - one year for every year you were
married.
\_ Is it the same case if the wife is working and the man
is not?
\_ what if you get married in one state, move to CA, then
move away from CA? how is it determined if she gets the $?
\_ Where did you file for divorce? You can't file in a
state which you are not a resident of, AFAIK.
\_ Why not just buy a RealDoll and pay a maid? I mean, really, if the
idea of a Stepford Wife appeals to you, you don't really want a
relationship with a real human being. Get the toy and the service
and call it even.
\_ but a RealDoll is anything but real. It is not interactive.
It does not shout "$#^$#S me harder!!"
\_ More to the point, a stepford wife isn't either. She is
interractive like a video game, or a recording. Actually,
she is an it. It may shout all sorts of things, but they
are not real. |
| 2004/6/14 [Recreation/Dating] UID:30796 Activity:insanely high |
6/14 http://www.theinquirer.net/images/ads/Inquirer/vialass.jpg anyone know where i can get more pics of this chick. anyone know who she is, etc? \_ That's my girlfriend! \_ you must be a white boy. she's not even all that hot. certainly not hot enough to be worth stalking. \_ I'm a white boy. I don't think she's anything special. You must be an asshole. You're certainly not worth stalking. \_ that's one of sky's gfs |
| 2004/6/14-15 [Recreation/Dating] UID:30791 Activity:insanely high 64%like:30772 |
6/12 I'm going to switch my provider this month and the new gals don't
offer BBFS. Does anyone know of a cheap (~ $500/mo) provider
who is reasonably reliable and gives you good GFE? I've been told to
take a look at http://lovings.com but I'd like to hear other suggestions.
tia.
\_ Cheap. Fast. Good. Pick two.
\_ obYermomJoke
\_ Try the yahoo personals
\_ what is bbfs?
\_ bare back...
\_ .... service?
\_ big black ?
\_ big booty ...?
\_ what is gfe? girlfriend experience?, gay fucking experience?
\_ gay fisting excitement
\_ girl friend experience
\_ can someone rephrase this in English? |
| 2004/6/11-13 [Recreation/Dating] UID:30757 Activity:moderate |
6/11 Helpful for sodans:
http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/12.06/dating.html
\_ wow, that was great, thanks for the link! :) (Married myself,
but interesting to see what geeks out there are doing!!! Esp
the 3rd and 4th guys...)
\_ um, are you not happy with your marriage?
\_ Pathetic, mostly. However, I know a widow who is about
60 but looks about 40. She is worth many million $$$. She
paid $10K (!!!) to a dating service that screens people
extensively (including interview with psychologist). One
of her dates was on the board at Nike, so others must be
signing up, too. There is money to be made here! It's so
sad, though!
\_ I'm the above person, and very happy with my marriage. And
also very amused by the technical tricks used above to get
dates. Never said I *needed* them myself, but VERY amused :)
(In fact, forwarded the link to my wife, who also found it
entertaining)
\_ I'm not the above person. I'm very happy with my marriage.
I sometimes check the personals to remind myself how fucking
fantastic my wife is and how miserable I would be if I
didn't have her.
\_ Hmmm, so do most Sodans lack the requisite social skills
for interpersonal relationships? I've met some XCFers
before and they were definitely very shy. Some of the
others are just a little bit weird (but hey, who isn't).
However, it appears that most individuals that I've conversed
with appear to be socially well adjusted, perhaps forest
for the trees?
\_ Yes. As expected. Many aren't, by definition. Perhaps. |
| 2004/6/10-11 [Recreation/Dating] UID:30729 Activity:high |
6/10 http://www.edatereview.com Avoid Yahoo Dating service at all cost please. \_ reasons? \_ http://personals.yahoo.com/us/personals-1040602678-538853 \_ read the reviews \_ what reviews? \_ what point are you trying to make with this particular ad? \_ Try craigslist instead. |
| 2004/6/10 [Recreation/Dating] UID:30717 Activity:very high |
6/9 I am in desperate need of a Stepford Wife. I've been married for
a while and I'm not getting any, and she's getting fat and uglier
by the day. -bmg
\- why dont you begin to torment her. that may make you feel better
and maybe you have nothing left to lose. --psb
\_ if you still love her, then for better or worse (and perhaps
a fling now and then). if not, then time to be a man and tell
her it's over.
\_ either, that, or it's time to take up golf!
\_ wtf is a Stepford Wife?
\_ http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/the_stepford_wives
\_ oh man, this is like the http://realdoll.com in the 22nd century.
Actually I don't know if the Stepford Wife is better or the
Holodeck. Wait, the Holodeck is infinitely better cuz
you can program a Harem.
\_ you need to improve your movie knowledge foo.
\_ This is a remake of a lame movie from the 70s.
\_ Lame? Lame! Ok, yeah, lame. |
| 2004/6/3-4 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Foreign/Asia/Japan] UID:30581 Activity:high |
6/3 http://www.usatoday.com/usatonline/20040603/6255200s.htm "The good men are all married," writer Junko Sakai says. "Those left behind are all nerds or without jobs or violent or not nice-looking." Ahem. \_ http://www.keithwatanabe.net (I rest my case.) \_ that's good, at least there's an 'or' between 'nerds' and 'jobs'. \_ "She says Japanese men sometimes propose to women with lines like: 'I want you to cook miso soup for me the rest of my life.'" This is a _very_ traditional way to ask a woman to marry you. The words themselves are virtually meaningless now. I was skeptical of the article to begin with, but this overt lack of cultural context cinches it. \_ cool! I will try that line on the next hot japanese babe I meet. \_ So what exactly do you disagree with in the article? \_ She misses the point that the good women are all married, too. If you're 30+ and not married, you're not a good prospect for marriage. \_ So not only are the leftover men not good prospects, but the leftover women aren't either? \_ Correct. All the leftovers get to live angst ridden lives like Sex in the City and suffer one bad attempt at having a relationship after another because they're undeserving of anything better and wouldn't know it if they had better anyway. That's what makes them left- overs and poor prospects. It's self-fulfilling. |
| 2004/6/2 [Recreation/Dating] UID:30541 Activity:very high |
6/2 Some lameass deleted the dating thread, but this is still great
info: http://www.epodunk.com/county_data2
Ratio of single men to single women in Santa Clara county is nearly
even, contrary to popular belief: 102 to 100. That is nothing compared
to, say, parts of Colorado or Nevada.
\_ And that's not good methodology ... my grandmother is 90, widowed,
and lives in San Jose, and got counted in that survey. Much more
accurate is number of never-been-married women of age 18-45.
\_ Why never-been-married? Just currently-not-married is fine.
I have a friend who is 32 and his wife died in an accident.
He's been married, but he sure as hell should count as
single.
\_ and count the number of women who were brought over from India,
not yet married but will be within 2 years.
\_ Los Angeles, 92 men to 100 women, yay! -not ilyas
\_ *cry*
\_ East Coast in general has a lighter color than West Coast.
What accounts for this? For example, Nevada is very dark, but
New England is very light.
\_ WHY DO YOU LOVE AMERICA?
\_ I hear in terms of young, available women, San Jose is definitely
not the right place -- where you want to go is Boston or New York
City.
\_ uh, NO DUH!!! Even though statistics shows favourably
most of the numbers show Indian ladies and or FOB Chinese
girls (I have nothing against them) that I am personally
not attracted to.
\_ hey, idiot, I am refuting the primary thread
\_ http://www.epodunk.com/top10/mobile_homes/index.html
South Carolina has +20% trailers. Is that where the KKK
headquarter is located?
\_ The ratio is better than it looks in SF because many of the
single guys are actually gay.
\_ Oh this is the funniest motd posting I've seen today!!
\_ Why is this funny???
\_ Unfortunately, so are the women. |
| 2004/6/1-2 [Recreation/Dating] UID:30530 Activity:insanely high |
6/1 Why the hell did I pick this major? No girls!! No girls!!
\_ You want chicks? Transfer to univ. of south carolina or UF or
someplace in the south and get yer dumb trophy wife wannabee.
Don't worry, she's only there for her MRS degree.-lior
\_ I'm sure the people in english or psych are thinking "Why
the hell did I pick this major? No jobs!! No jobs!!"
\_ You mean english, psych, eecs, or cs.
\_ Not to start a flamewar, but teachers are getting hired at a
prodigious rate now. But trust me, having a lot grrls in
your major is no guarantee-- and when they discover Virginia
Woolf, well, a guy's chances dwindle rapidly.
\-who's afraid of virginia woolf? --psb
\_ Any guy with a healthy libido and an eye on a female
English Major.
\_ hahahha fucking the ultra feminist wanna-be dykes was *the*
best part of being in college. the only thing I miss about
being married is no longer watching dykes suck my cock right
after they spout off whatever garbage some prof/ta put in
their head that afternoon.
best part of being in college. the only thing I miss about it
being married now is no longer watching dykes suck my cock
right after they spout off whatever garbage some prof/ta
put in their head that afternoon.
\_ Why do you hate women?
\_ if you can't meet people outside of your major you don't
deserve to get laid
\_ ratio was close to 50/50 about 10 yrs back.
\_ It's not about numbers, but quality. That aside, I only met
one girl in my major and one in a related major. The rest of
the girls I met weren't in my major at all but lived in my
dorm/co-op or were friends of people I met.
\_ not everyone sees this as a disadvantage
\_ I never did. Girls are just another distraction when I'm
working. Girls are for not working time. Down hormones!
\_ now or never. it'll never be the same once you leave school.
find the time to get laid.
\_ Don't you have to take at least some classes outside of your major?
I suggest to join some student group (other than CSUA) if you
want to meet new people.
\_ I met exactly zero girls in my major. I mean *zero*. I mean not
met as in I didn't even get a name. I went to bed with some chick
almost every night my entire college career. How? I talked to
girls. Every girl I saw that I was attracted to, I walked up and
said hi. Berkeley girls are easy. If you're not getting laid in
college....
\_ That might be so, but I find it even easier to meet women
in my 30s.
\_ What do you do such that you meet so many young women?
The women are as willing as always, but so many are
married by that time that the odds are small. I hear it
gets better after 40 when women start to think they are
old and fat, even when they aren't.
\_ I am a dotcommie, I live in San Francisco, I go to
parties. I hated Silicon Valley, mostly because of
crappy ratio. |
| 2004/6/1-2 [Recreation/Dating, Health/Women] UID:30523 Activity:very high |
6/1 100 most naturally beautiful women of all time:
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/05/31/1085855500521.html
\_ why "naturally"? Is there unnatural beauty?
\_ Liv Tyler #2? something is whack
\_ And Kate Moss at #13. sigh..
\_ And Alicia Silverstone on the list at all!?
\_ Of all the token Asians to include, Lucy Liu?!
\_ Well, she is one Asian that doesn't need photoshopping.
\_ Because that wouldn't help?
\_ Um, the list was about _naturally beautiful_ wome...oh wait.
Never mind. This is soda. None of you have ever actually
_seen_ a woman in the flesh.
\_ Not a naturally beautiful one, anyway.
\_ Lucy Liu looks like naturally beautiful man. -tom
\_ Aaron looks like naturally beautiful man. -tom
\_ So when was the last time you were with a beautiful
woman tom? Prostitutes don't count...
\_ The fact that you think prostitutes are natually
beautiful says a lot. -tom
\_ You should talk with the sodans who visit
.jp's fabulous "soapland".
\_ WHIFFFFFFF!!!
\_ I'd pay $50 to get you a prostitute, naturally
beautiful or not, just so you'd grow up and
mellow. Or at least just stfu for 5 minutes
other than cries of, "what are those bumps on
your chest?! is it contagious!? and why don't
you have a peepee?! aaacccckkkk!"
\_ thank you, NERFAMC.
\_ I always thought she looked like a snake
\_ this is the sad state of american media...
beauty:popular::lucy liu:william hung
- what a cute couple!!!!!!
\_ I hate these fucking titles. So fucking arrogant. Of all time? Give
me a fucking break. More like for the past 50 years and US only.
The world != Hollywood
\_ you did see that it was an Australian site, right?
\_ My god, you're right! The world _does_ = Hollywood!
\_ Dude, australians are nothing more than extremely stupid brits with
suntans.-lior |
| 2004/5/31-6/1 [Recreation/Dating] UID:30516 Activity:moderate |
6/1 <DEAD>match.yahoo.com<DEAD> is a scam. 1/2 of the listings keep appearing over and over again (over 1 year) and the other 1/2 are fake, they send you a generic letter saying that they're interested, and before you know it, they are 1) spamming you with porn sites or 2) refering you to other match sites. I'm never gonna sign up on internet scam match again. \_ Try craigslist. At least some people there are genuine. \_ Cool, so this one chick gave you the contact info for lots of other hot chicks? That's great! What's it cost to sign up?! \_ http://www.anastasiaweb.com \_ http://www.anastasiaweb.com/russian-brides/ads-015.htm "Profession: Other". Classic. -John \_ Get yer ugly mits off the keyboard! That's *my* next wife! |
| 2004/5/31 [Recreation/Dating] UID:30515 Activity:nil |
5/31 I need some porn. Where can I download some video/pic?
\_ Me too, I need some free porn to cheer me up on a lonely
memorial day! |
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