10/3 I promise to keep my virginity as long as I am a soda geek.
--- promise keeper
\_ as if you could help it...
\_ That isn't much of a promise. More of a guarantee.
\_ The rest of soda promises to help you achieve this goal.
\_ I lost mine last night.
\_ I lost mine to psb and nweaver at BAGG last week
-- promise breaker
\_ Lose your virginity by hitting on one of the CSUA sluts
\_ That only works for women since all the CSUA sluts are
lesbians
\_ Name one who claims lesbianism but hasn't had a long
string of male sex partners or isn't currently screwing
some random dude.
\_ I can personnaly assure you that this is FAR from true.
-Soda Mack Daddy
\_ So a guy who sleeps around is a mack, but a
girl who sleeps around is a slut? One standard
is plenty.
\_ How about we drop the use of the term "slut"
and use "sexually empowered woman" instead
\_ "Slut" is more accurate. -The Mack
**_ Name some witness please.
\_ Uh huh. More like wannabe college-cool lesbians.
A soda chick claiming lesbianism is merely the typical
its-so-cool college attitude compounded by the need
for a defense against the typical sex starved soda
geek she comes into contact with through the csua.
\_ This analysis is so right on that I must comment
on it explicitly. It shows a depth and keeness
of intellect rarely exhibited on the soda motd.
Well done -- motdd
\_ So you haven't been able to get any either?
\_ No, I was just making a comment about that
statment above; but your response is funny :)
also, I think most of the soda women (girls?)
are skanky, or damaged goods, or a combo of
both -- motdd (yes, there are exceptions, I
know- and I include the men (boys) in this
as well)
\_ damaged goods, huh? So are you a virgin?
\_ Damaged doesn't mean "non-virgin". It
means "psychotic and emotional mess".
\_ What about those chicks who crave attention they
can't get anywhere else?
\_ At Berkeley the competition is so minimal that
all a chick has to do to get attention is breathe.
Yes, this _does_ say something about men at Cal
as well.
\just shows that some people need to get a clue when it comes to women
\_ And you made this observation on paid company time?
(I'm not getting paid while typing this.)
\_ then you are a loser and a slave. The only excuse
for posting to the soda motd is doing it on company time;
doing it on your own time is a waste of what little life
you have. -- posting this on company time, right after my
2 hour lunch.
\_ I didn't take a 2 hour lunch today but I showed
4 hours late and I'm going home 2 hours early. I'm
also getting paid to post this. How's that?
\_ that's pretty good, if you can keep it up :)
\_ It's killing me. I need more hobbies since like
a US farmer, I get paid not to work.
\_ And your problem with this is ?
\_ The women on soda are smart enough not to get involved
in this thread
\_ hear hear - the voice of reason. best to let the boys
be oh so brave and daring by posting their rantings to the
soda motd - it's not like any of them would ever have the
guts to even make a peep about any issue IRL anyway - just
\_ I feel stupid
for asking,
but I really
want to know
what is "IRL"?
keep playing and posting in your insulated little world
and never actually do anything. suits us just fine.
\_ and this surprises you?
\_ Rantings? What rantings? A few facts:
0) PRINT "HELLO, WORLD!"
1) No real women in soda hall
2) No real lesbians in soda hall
3) No real men in soda hall
4) No real or simulated sex in soda hall
5) I get paid to post to the motd which hell sure
beats doing real work
6) IRL = In Real Life.
7) That you would think anyone takes this seriously
and post a real reply says more about you than
about those posting so-called rants.
8) Did I mention I'm getting paid to do this? :-)
9) GOTO 0
\_ This is getting more and more hilarious! |
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