4/7     Why does everyone have a girlfriend with enormous breasts
        except me?  Goddammit.
         \_ The answer you seek lies with the question you ask.  Ponder and
            enormous wisdom shall be yours.
         \_ You date Asian chicks?
         \_ the latest south park episode "major boobage" is just for you
         \_ My girlfriend is only very moderately endowed as well.  Just
            be glad you have a girlfriend at all.
         \_ What is the sound of one breast wiggling?
         \_ My ex-gf had 38D and my wife has 32A.  I prefer 32D.
         \_ @gf[0] = 34B
            @gf[1] = 36A
            @gf[2] = 36C
            @gf[3] = 36DD
            @gf[4] = 32A
            @gf[5] = 34DDD.  holy shiva they were huge.  we messed around
            a bit a few years ago after she got out of jail, somehow she
             a few years ago after she got out of jail, she
             had shrunk to a decent B.
            @gf[6] = 34C
            @gf[7] = 30B
            @gf[8] = 36A. 6' tall.  height made up for it.
            @gf[9] = 34B.  fundy christian.
            @gf[10]= 32B.  made up for it in bed.
            @gf[11]= 34D.  6'1". PERFECT.
            @gf[12]= 34AA.
            @gf[-1]= 32A. probably going to marry this one. motd boob god
                     hates me.
                     \_ I think a repair for this would only cost around
                        $5k?  Not sure of the going rate.
            \_ Re: @gf[5], I envy you!
          \_ NEEEEEEEEEEEEERDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
         \_ current(list) = 34A.  lately she complains that shes getting
            fat and that its all going to her boobs.  im going to buy
            her tubs of ice cream.
            \_ If she can figure out a way to get that to happen for everybody,
               she'll be rich.
         \_ I'm glad we don't have motd butt guy.