2/9     Oh wow, the motd still works?  What happened?  I've been asleep for
        a hundred years.  -John
        \_ Hello sleepy beauty, where have you been?
        \_ Who the fuck are you and why should we care?
           \_ he makes tanks.
              \_ excuse me? Care to elaborate?
                 \_ He misspelled (close, though.)  I own the company that
                    makes all the lolcat pictures.  -John
        \_ HEIL!
        \_ John Van Winkle ?