Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 51895
Berkeley CSUA MOTD
2022/06/25 [General] UID:1000 Activity:popular

2008/11/10-12 [Health/Men] UID:51895 Activity:high
11/10   Is there some kind of sex toy which is a large but hollow dildo that
        one can put on to his small erect penis, so that he can have sex with
        the usual kinds of thrusting motions with his erect penis except that
        it's now enlarged with fake outer material?  Thanks.
        \_ Just find yourself a midget girlfriend.
           \_ Too late.  Already married.  -- OP
              \_ So?
              \_ So, you're already married, and now she's complaining about
                 inadequate equipment?  Did she have a child or something?
                 Or does she have a large boyfriend on the side?  If the
                 latter, howsabout you two split and you find your midget
                 \_ Hey, maybe they were both virgins when they got married,
                    you don't know. Anyway, show a little compassion. Okay,
                    okay, this is the motd, what am I thinking here...
                    \_ Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind.  Some short
                       term pain may be preferable to long-term unhappiness.
                       She might need a better-equipped guy, and he might
                       be happier with a woman who is happy with his
                       equipment.  I'm wondering if she was dishonest with
                       him or herself about the equipment issue before
                 \_ We have two kids.  She never complained before and she is
                    not complaining now either.  However, she has been showing
                    less and less interest in the last couple of years.  I am
                    sure I do well in all the other skills involved in the act.
                    less and less interest in the past couple of years.  I am
                    less and less interest in the past few years.  I am
                    sure I do well in all the other areas involved in the act.
                    So this is the only factor that I don't do well and can't
                    improve in a natural way.  --- OP
                    improve naturally. -- OP
                    \_ I doubt that penis size has anything to do with it.
                       \_ Agreed.  Women just aren't as interested in
                          breeding after two kids.
                          \_ Maybe this is the seven year itch.
                    \_ Have you talked to her about it? Is this what she
                    \_ Maybe you just need to spice things up a bit.
        \_ I have seen porn stars wearing these, so I know they exists, but
           I have never seen one at Good Vibes.
        \_ They're called "Extenders," and you can find a *ahem* huge
           selection of them here:
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           \_ Thanks!  Will check them out from home.  -- OP
              \_ The motd: insulting you three times and helping you once.
                 It's our way.
                 \_ LOL so very true. Love the motd.
                 \_ Looks like the "King" is what I need -- increase girth
                    without too much increate in length.  -- OP
                    \_ One more word of advice from a guy with a lot of girth
                       and length: use a lot of lube, and GO SLOW.
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        \_ I often have that same problem.
        \_ I think the headline writer had some fun with that one.
           \_ One time when I glanced over a Yahoo News headline "U.S. busts
              largest-ever identity theft ring" all I saw was "U.S. busts
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Pull your testicles to the bottom of your scrotum and snap the widest piece of leather around the scrotum above the testicles. Bring the thin strap between the testicles and snap it to the ball stretcher. Adding small weights or a leash to the attached ring can increase sensations of pressure -- it sounds extremely complicated, but some men really enjoy these doohickeys. Vibrating Ring This type of erection ring is designed to stimulate both partners with vibration during intercourse. Usually a single-strap erection ring made of a firmer jelly material, the ring slides onto his penis and then usually has an attachment for a vibrating bullet. The bullet may have a battery pack or, with more recent technology, may simply require the inserting of the battery to work. The bullet can be worn on the top of the penis to stimulate the woman partner's clitoris or put below the penis to stimulate his testicles. 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You can use these to increase the length or width of your penis, to sustain or simulate an erection, or just because you feel like having a different penis for the day. extenders, which help them simulate the thrusting that accompanies traditional intercourse. But don't think that other men can't use them too, even men who are more than satisfied with the length and girth of their members. French Tickler features as prominently in adolescent sexual mythology as Spanish Fly, with one noticeable difference: Spanish Fly is imaginary and ticklers are real products. While not the "tongue" on the tip of a condom, as French Ticklers are often described, ticklers are nevertheless fun toys for men to use during intercourse. latex, rubber or jelly, ticklers fit over the shaft of the penis and are usually covered with a tactile feature that increases stimulation for the wearer's partner. For example, a typical tickler might be a rubber sheath about two inches long that is covered with shallow rubber knobs. Another might be a short, pineapple-shaped sleeve with rubber "fronds" to excite both the wearer and his partner. While some men complain about the friction, many men swear that both they and their partners swoon with delight over this intercourse-enhancer. If you feel the sleeve rubbing a little too much, try using some lubrication for a slicker time.