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| 2004/7/22-23 [Recreation/Dating, Recreation/Humor] UID:32430 Activity:very high Cat_by:auto |
7/22 Vote for your funniest/favourite past motd ever posted. I'll start:
http://csua.com/?entry=32148
\_ STFU, kchang
\_ Wow.
\_ http://csua.com/?entry=20799
\_ http://csua.com/?entry=22105
\_ http://csua.com/?entry=17597 |
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| csua.com/?entry=20799 She hasn't brought up her boyfriend casually in conversation at all, and I'm thinking it might be a geek ward. Why can't you just tuck in your dick for a couple more months and leave your work relationship intact? There are so many girls out there, why your project partner? If you start going out and it doesn't work out, she will shaft you on the project. If you think that she won't do that, because she's worried about her grades, think AGAIN. She knows that she can drop out of school and some dumb CS geek will still marry her and she can get half his portfolio in exchange for a kiss and some kind words. better yet, stalk her obsessively, tap her phone line and network, and call her pretending to take a survey thereby asking indirectly. If she comes, it is a good sign (and whether she has a bf may not be a barrier). I shudder at the thought of another girl falling victim to geek love. original poster \_ Ask her what the ring is for, or whether she has a boyfriend, not ask her out. Don't make a big deal out of it when you ask and gracefully accept her answer if she says no. By the way, if she just happens to be busy, then it probably means she doesn't want to go out so don't keep asking unless you want her to think you are a stalker. Oh yeah, if she says something about the ring, just claim you didn't notice. it's only this shiny thing on her hand waving around all day. I thought ring on ring finger of right hand meant, "I have a boyfriend, you know." There is no tradition of meaning for a ring on that finger. that reflect a little about what she does for fun and in her spare time. That's a big window for her to mention if she has a boyfriend or not. If she does not mention a boyfriend, chances are she doesn't have one, or that the relationship isn't that serious. If he hasn't known her very long, then it can't hurt to just ask with out all the silly guessing games everyone here is suggesting. is a bit risky to ask and makes intentions very obvious. unless you prefer to play adolescent "does he like me or not" games with her mind? It's hard to backpeddle out of a "do you have a boyfriend" question into friendship if she _does_ have a boyfriend. and when she comes over to look at your screen, she'll see the thread. Stall for bit, flip to a shell screen (crossing the motd window), perhaps even make some excuse to get her to type on the keyboard, and leave briefly for the bathroom. Of course, she could be offended by the hymen, whip & stalking comments above and refuse to speak with you. |
| csua.com/?entry=22105 Turned out that he had me sitting in the back and now I'm pissed. In a few years when she has taken multiple lovers and is living in the grand cayman and has divorced him by lying to the commie lesbian feminazi judge about him being an inconsiderate, deadbeat, wifebeating, beer drinking racist spousal rapist and he is stuck living out the rest of his pathetic little life eating the throwaways in the dumpsters outside of ranch99 market and sleeping in the back of an abandoned 81 pinto, just remind him that you sat in the back at his wedding and that you are still FREE! You people look for an excuse to be offended by something. If you had a girl, she would do the same thing, unless she was into that two guy thing. and often-seen friends were assumed to be understanding and lumped together at the back. as long as you were sitting with resonable people who cares where the table is? i was best man at a wedding and was at the "top table" and would have rather been sitting with my friends rather than next to the bride's father's "friend" who was some kind of millionaire communist who made be bite my tongue more than the food. it is also possible your friend wasnt heavily involved in who sat where and so he isnt really culpable. i would pay more attention to how your to get drunk and obnoxious, it worked out great. relashionship hold up from here and give him the benefit of the doubt ... ee does he say "i am glad you came, it was important me to have you there". when it came time to place the tables themselves in some particular order in relation to the head table, we did it completely randomly. the only table we intentionally placed anywhere was the parent's table. then again, you could have been at my wedding and if you were and we are close friends you should talk to me about it. Did your friend ask you to be an usher or help out with concessions, etc? My closest friend tied the knot last summer and I was nowhere to be found on the church pews since I volunteered in helping out with video-taping and other little stuff. Wedding is a hectic event for all parties involved, I'm sure it's not his/her intention to do whatever he/she did to you. They are hectic in the same way that a lynching or a public execution is a hectic event, whenever a man is condemned its very hectic. Compared to marriage, drinking hemlock would have been a pleasure. Its not that bad in the beginning, but then you discover that women are filthy lying scoundrels who can never be trusted and that the pain never stops. It is as close to eternal damnation as you can get in this world. |
| csua.com/?entry=17597 A soda chick claiming lesbianism is merely the typical its-so-cool college attitude compounded by the need for a defense against the typical sex starved soda geek she comes into contact with through the csua. It shows a depth and keeness of intellect rarely exhibited on the soda motd. Well done -- motdd \_ So you haven't been able to get any either? Yes, this _does_ say something about men at Cal as well. The only excuse for posting to the soda motd is doing it on company time; doing it on your own time is a waste of what little life you have. I need more hobbies since like a US farmer, I get paid not to work. best to let the boys be oh so brave and daring by posting their rantings to the soda motd - it's not like any of them would ever have the guts to even make a peep about any issue IRL anyway - just \_ I feel stupid for asking, but I really want to know what is "IRL"? keep playing and posting in your insulated little world and never actually do anything. |