Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 26817
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The only truly terrible thing about the game is that while you're treated to plenty of images of pixelly tits, there are at least two encounters where there are no images at all to accompany the "AAAHHHOHHH FILL ME WITH YOUR HOT CUM" dialogue. This is apparently because the characters involved look like preteens, though the game tries its best to bullshit you about their ages. I can see why the scenes would have to be removed for American retail, but there must have been a better solution than subjecting me to thirty pages of insipid fuck-dialogue against a black screen. I tend to think hentai games are dull, but a hentai game without hentai is a whole new breed of boredom. Even better is that one of these encounters is with the Little Red Riding hood of storybook fame, so while you're pointedly not watching your character fuck her you're getting fed mistranslated pseudo-intellectual bullshit about little girls fleeing illusionary wolves that symbolize womanhood. Of course, that's like saying that as implements of torture go the Vaginal Pear wasn't so bad because you had a chance of surviving the hemorrhaging. This is pretty much par for the course and the game shouldn't get any points deducted for it. The ludicrous dialogue only enhances the game's entertainment value and after a few minutes was really the only reason I kept on playing. Literally every other screen has some kind of glaring error on it so I didn't even make an attempt to catalogue all the Engrish in the game. What follows are just a few of my favorite bits and my corresponding comments, ZVGQ style.