1/22    After looking through some old papers, there's some interesting
        history. Who is Trevor Buckingham? paolo/pollux's trevor_buckingham.txt
        is no longer accessible, and I'm curious. --t
        \_ tjb was a guy who was clearly a paranoid schizophrenic.  He did
           stuff like send mail to the President about how he was being
           persecuted.  Some people thought it was amusing, but really the
           guy was just sick.  -tom
           \_ he was definitely sick.  But goddamn it was funny.
                Highly quotable.
                At one point we had a giant archive of his ravings.
                I WILL FRAME MYSELF!!!   --brain
                \_ agreed. found some old stuff through DejaNews:
                    http://groups.google.com/group/ucb.class.cs61c/search?group=ucb.c
lass.cs61c&q=tjb
                    http://groups.google.com/group/ucb.class.cs61c/search?group=ucb.class.cs61c&q=tjb
                \_ here's a taste of his sweet sickness: you can still find
                   all kinds of his self-aggrandizing hyperbole all over the
                   web.  This one seems to be on a prime rib ratings site...
                   http://www.primeribassociation.com/trevor.php   --brain
                \_ And here he started his own University:
                   http://tinyurl.com/b86cjw
           \_ And a Playmate was just dying to get in his pants, but he
              didn't want any of that action, no sir.
                \_ "I denied her sex!"
              \_ She was after his precious bodily fluids.
           \_ Just because your paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to
              get you. tjb clearly was persecuted, emailing the President
              to complain about it was not the right response.
              \_ Get off my dick. -tjb

11/9    sameer should join the army. aaron should join the army.
        tjb should join the army.
        \_ sameer already joined THE MARINES.  aaron is off visiting places
           that poorer people can't afford to.  dunno what happened to tjb.
           \_ I challenge you the concept of "expensive." Silicon Valley
              is already pretty expensive.
              \_ SV doesn't cost $2000/night.
           \_ Is Aaron doing an Asian Sex Tour, or something?
        \_ Aaron Smith does not want to fight. Aaron Smith wants Asian pussy.
        \_ Does anyone know where to find the tjb archives online?  I was
           looking for them recently, to no avail.  -niloc
           \_ Maybe someone felt bad about archiving the ranting of a guy
              who was actually insane.

6/29    is michelle marsh fake or natural
        NSFW
        http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?cat=77
        \_ Looks natural to me: (NSFW)
           http://the-feeding-tube.com/media/1/20060907-MM-MAXIM-00.jpg
           \_ PERMISSION DENIED. Though I noticed some photos of Brooke
              Biggs, who tjb once refused sex, on the front door of that site.
           \_ PERMISSION DENIED.
              \_ Oops.  Looks like the server doesn't like direct access to
                 the URL without a referrer.  Here's the original page.  Scroll
                 down to the Maxim cover.
                 http://www.the-feeding-tube.com/category/michelle-marsh

11/9    Ahh tjb. Someone referenced him below. Those were good times! Does
        anyone have a "best of tjb" list anywhere? It's sad to see how great
        artists like tjb and kinney have left the motd.
        \_ Well apparently this amckee character is of the tjb flavor ...
           i dunno, just learning about him now in the below thread
           \_ tjb denied a Playboy bunny sex.  amckee was merely a Critical
              Intel Asset.  Sex outranks Intel, on motd anyway.
              \_ True -- and tjb spammed csua with his long sociapathic
                 megalomaniacal rants.  Maybe if we're nice, we can get
                 geordan to republish the classic tjb vs. rosario email.  -mice
                 \_ True.  But amckee moderated csua so dissent against
                    him could not be publicly aired.  As entertaining as
                    the tjb mails were, I think amckee wins for iron-fisted
                    hamhandedness.
                    \_ tjb was never a member of csua, but managed to cause
                       quite a row not only within our organization, but
                       outside of it as well.  He's been a very very colorful
                       character.
                    \_ When did amckee moderate dissent?  I saw pleanty of
                       dissent, and not a bit of moderation.
                       \_ amckee turned on moderation for the csua mailing
                          list so most csua members could not see discussion
                          against his politburo's policy.   I think I said
                          that already. -pp
                          \_ I agree.  This was pretty blatant.
                             The Politburo member(s) who did this might tell
                             themselves they're sparing the general membership
                             from trolls, and this might partially be true, but
                             part of it was also to shield themselves from
                             genuine criticism.
                 \_ Interested parties may contact me directly.  Or you can
                    just look for it.  It's hiding here on soda somewhere.
                    -geordan
           \_ tjb wins.  he is much brighter, and he dares to take on
              professors.
              \_ But amckee was a Critical Intel Asset!
        \_ Get off my dick! -tjb
                       character.  Honestly, this whole motd situation has
                       been so blown out of proportion in terms of its
                       importance and relevance, it's hard to take it all
                       seriously.
        \_ I always felt tjb was more sad than funny, but that might be
           because my brother is schizophrenic.  That's the way he talks
           when he's off his meds.  -tom

1/31    After hearing a rumor about a CS student posting angry messages to
        the course newsgroups, a little googling turned up the name
        "Trevor James Buckingham", including an elusive reference to
        TrevorBuckingham.txt.  Does anyone have a copy of this document,
        or other Buckingham lore? -jenk
        \_ TJB was actually mentally ill at the time.  That makes it
           a lot less funny if you ask me.  --PeterM
           \_ At the time?  I'm pretty sure the dude is mentally ill
              period.  I think the particular strength of his wackiness
              may have been brought on by stress and/or drug use.
        \_ Perhaps an entry in the CSUA encyclopedia is appropriate.
           http://www.csua.berkeley.edu/encyclopedia.html
           --dlong
           \_ whoah! need major updates.
        \_ ah, tjb, that brings back memories.
        \_ AH HAHAHAHAHA... Oh man, I actually used to have a copy of the
           write-up somebody did about tjb, but sadly I don't know where it is
           at the moment.
           \_ You mean this?  /csua/tmp/tjb-reply.txt
              IIRC, this was after tjb got hit with a spam or something, and
              yelled at CSUA, only to have csua shrug him off -- then he sent
              that long ass rant to a csua-wide mailing list (I might be off
              on the details -- someone correct me if I am).
              Many thanks for Mr. Rosariet for his cruel wit   >:) .   -mice
              \_ That is but a brief moment in the complete and unabridged
                 saga of TJB. -dans
        \_ Yeah, so this actually happened twice, once in 61B when Clancy was
           teaching, and the following semester in 61C when Culler was
           teaching.  I was actually the one who compiled it, but since I was
           TA'ing 61C at the time I wasn't able to post it.  Fortunately,
           someone else did.  I'm trying to dig up a copy.  You might also
           consider tracking down the archives for ucb.class.cs61b and
           ucb.class.cs61c thought, for the life of me, I can't recall exactly
           which semesters that was. -dans
           \_ All hail the mighty internet archive:
              http://web.archive.org/web/*/www.gelatinous.com/danh/trevor
              Okay, so there are actually a fair number of holes, but some
              archive is better than none. -dans
        \_ ilyas VS. tjb, FIGHT!!!
           \_ Criple fight! Criple Fight!
        \_ whatever happened to tjb?  did he ever come back to ucb after
           northwester (?)?
        \_ There's an archive dedicated for tjb:
    http://csua.com/Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll/TJB
        \_ Don't forget jsampson actually partnered with TJB.

5/29    *yawn* motd is boring. Whatever happened to kinney, tjb, and other
        trollers that make motd more interesting?
        \_ tjb was never a troller.  I don't think he ever had a csua account
           thank god.
                \_ who is tjb?
                   \_ If you have to ask you don't know.

1/3     I need an update on tjb.  (yes I'm bored).  what's the fucker
        up to these days.  I miss the contraversy and his emails.
        \_ He got so tormented by all the abuse the csua heaped upon
           him, he decided to kill himself. I hope you are proud of yourself.
           \_ What did his suicide note say?  How did he off himself?
              What did his obituary say?  Come on, being dead is no
              excuse for not entertaining me.
        \_ Actually, I'm curious as well, I found this page:
           http://gelatinous.com/danh/temp/trevor/trevor.html
           His post have gone completely insane.  (even moreso than
           before) what's been going on?
        \_ Yay!  We love making fun of schizophrenics!

10/12   tjb-incarnate spotted.  Flyers outside of Soda/Etcheverry.
        http://www.geocities.com/moverlin2001
        \_ Sounds like A Beautiful Mind.
        \_ this is so fake.  he actually says aluminum foil is a defense
           against the government's "secret weapon".  and you don't seem to
           understand what "incarnate" means.
        \_ tjb was so much more amusing.  this guy is just a crackpot

5/15    TJB gives to the university.
        http://www.coe.berkeley.edu/Alumni/seniorclass/honorroll.html
        \_ Does that mean he's graduating?
        \_ how much?
        \_ so much for intellectual dishonesty.

4/1     how i read motd via web? the whole motd. tks.
        \_ Linked off of http://www.csua.berkeley.edu
           http://www.csua.berkeley.edu/motd -geordan
           \_ this only displays motd.official.  If you want the rest, be more
              creative.
              \_ Oh, that's right, my bad.  motd.public was deemed too
                 offensive for public consumption.  Circumvent at your
                 own risk.
                 Note that fingering motd@csua.berkeley.edu still works.
                 -geordan
                 \_ it's too offensive for the csua officers to take
                    responsibility for, that's for sure -chialea
                    \_ Don't you mean it's too offensive for tjb to swallow?
                    \_ which is utter bullshit, but that's okay. --scotsman
                    \_ It's also utter bullshit that a link on the CSUA web
                       page to a public forum means that the CSUA officers
                       "take responsibility" for that forum.  -tom
                       \_ Yeah, especially since half the posts are from tom
                          \_ Hey!  No fair!  Tom isn't the only one trolling
                             the motd.  We've got a contract that guarantees
                             the rest of us equal time. -motd troll union #42
                       \_ It is. Would YOU like to talk to the ASUC about
                          it? -chialea
                          \_ Who exactly from the ASUC said that stuff on the
                             motd fell to the responsibility of the Politburo?
                             I'd love to see that decree... --scotsman
                          \_ ASUC can make you responsible to them but you are
                             not legally responsible under the law.  Meaning
                             ASUC can cut CSUA funds but you can't be charged,
                             sued, arrested or whatever for it.  Either way,
                             you, as an officer, are not personally liable.
                             If some know-nothing ASUC student clown tries to
                             say different, I'd tell him to go talk to his
                             lawyer because it aint so.
                          \_ It *used* to be available. Was it that tmj think?
        \_ you don't.  This discussion is over.

3/01    tjb gets thrown out of UCB... now threatens terrorism!
        \_ See http://www.b-boys.com threads under "tibee" -- there are a number
           of them.
        \_ link?
                \_ please forward all TJB correspondence to brain
        \_ who is tjb?
          \_ He's kind of the Wesley Willis of EECS.
        \_ finger: tjb: no such user
        \_ just run tjb from the command line.
                \_ <DEAD>www.gelatinous.com/danh/trevor/trevor.html<DEAD>
                   \_ i don't see anything on that list of events
                      as lame as compiling a list like that about
                      someone.
           \_ He was my floormate freshman year.  Not a bad guy.  Pretty
              coked up, but cool in that dorm sort of way.  But I think people
              who follow his story should admit something- the guy's pretty
              damn smart.  He'll either turn out to be the next Steve Jobs if
              he cleans up, or Ted Kazinski.  Has anybody else gotten this
              vibe about him?
              \_ He's smarter than the average UCB student, but far from
                 brilliant, and too socially incompetent to get anywhere in
                 the real world (other than perhaps in narcotics trade...)
                 Steve Jobs is right out. Ted Kazynski -- improbable, but
                 not at all impossible. -met tjb in person, not too willing
                 to admit that
              \_ My guess is that he will end up on lithium, put on 40 pounds,
                 move back to Ohio, get a job and marry a fat white blonde
                 chick.

9/6     Rank in descending order of intelligence:
        alexf, misha, mconst, tjb, twohey

8/16    Here is the list of motd fan clubs that we've seen:  they're in no
        particular order.
        * SCD fan club
        * psb fan club
        * (fucker) fan club
        \_ Dude.  (fucker) sucks.  How did this guy get a fan club?
           \_ (fucker) has a big following!  I collect everything he writes.
              He has humor and originality.  Not like kinneydrivel(tm).
              \_ Big following my ass.  He has himsel--err, you.  as far as
                 I know that's about it.  The only reason he compares
        \_ is this true? i've never heard of an ali or paolo fan.
                 favorably to kinney is that he doesn't post much.  That's
                 about the only discernable difference.
                 \_ (fucker) rocks yer ass.  get over it.
                    \_ LOL.  Riiiiiiight.
        * BDG (bitter divorced guy) fan club
          \_ Membership ought to be contingent on either being unmarried
             and commited to bachelorhood married but repentent (the fan
             club is there to help) or divorced and suffering. "Happily
             Married" and "Romantics" need not apply.
        * ali fan club
        \_ is this true? i've never heard of an ali fan.
           \_ goddammit. I wrote "ali or paolo", but of course that was
              censored. FUCKING BITCHES! BTW, ali, tx for not censoring.
              \_ i enjoy the attention. -ali
        * kinney fan club
          \_ moot.  he's posting his stuff on
             <DEAD>applied.demonics.org/~kinney/forum/index.php<DEAD> nowadays.
        * anything else?
          \_ yermom doesn't need a fan club
          \_ what about tjb?!
             \_ tjb has no fan club.  But there is a committee "to get
                tjb a soda account by any means necessary."
        * i had a fan as an anonymous coward once. fan, where are you?
        \_ Anonymous Coward rocks!  Keep the faith man!
                                         - Anonymous Coward's #2 fan!
        * tom fan club. -- tom #6 fan.
        * sky fan club, the Krazy Kriminal's Krew!

7/15    Has anyone read the lastest tjb post on http://ucb.org.csua? What
        is that all about?
        \_ As of a month ago, our friend Mr. Buckingham has made
           the transition from certifiable to certified. QED.
                \_ that's just nuts.
                \_ Is this true or just rumor?
                   \_ The correct answer is "who cares?" -geordan
                        \_ I care!  it's much more interesting then
                           the recruiting spam to @csua

6/12    Dear god, I thought that tjb e-mail sending things to
        President@WhiteHouse was a hoax.  I really should have known better
        by now.
        \_ Poor tjb.  He's really damaged goods isn't he?  I mean, he really
           believes the things he says doesn't he?  All that tripe about
           dating playboy models and spinning at the best parties in berkeley
           stuff.
        \_ um, you should know that there is no need to spoof or embellish tjb
           mail.  It is perfection in itself.  You can't get any more pure
           grade crap than that.
           \_ Agreed.  I just can't think of anything one could possibly
              do to his mails.  -geordan

6/12    Anyone read the latest tjb post on http://ucb.org.csua? What the hell
        is he talking about?
        \_ /csua/tmp/e-ring.pdf, i believe is the source of the matter.
           what is this thing anyway?
        \_ what do you guys think of him requesting the email address
           eecs_usa@cory.eecs for his new email?  Do you think it would
           cause the dept some harm in terms of him "representing the dept"
           (and the country) with such an email?

6/02    Anyone else read that email (apparently) from tjb on http://ucb.org.csua?
        What's the story behind tjb getting is cory account deactivated?
        \_ who is tjb and why does everyone seem to hate him?
           \_ kids these days...
        \_ tjb is not a student. --Galen
        \_ Are people really stooping down to tjb's level and flooding his
           email acct with spam?
        \_ tjb is dead. Long live tjb.
        \_ So tjb graduated? Or did he get kicked out?
           \_ He skipped town to go to NWU (Chicago) for a semester, got
              effectively kicked out of there, and is coming back to re-enroll
              at UCB in the Fall.
              \_ Such biographic detail. How do you know all this?
                 \_ Multiple friend-of-a-friend secondary links, as well as
                    other [more reliable] anonymous sources.
           \_ He transcended reality.
              \_ I'm sure glad he flung the CSUA 20 years closer to Earth!
        \_ his tjb@cory acct's been reactivated.
        \_ This Battle TJB is fully armed and operational.

5/5     A new day, a new motd!
        \_ blah, blah, politics, china, blah, bush, blah, ride bike, ed,
           linsux, blah, blah, backup strategies, chix, azn chix, troll,
           troll, blah, troll, dot com, c++, lisp, blah, tjb, sex tools

4/17    Aside from Green Day, any popular bands/artists perform for free
        at Berkeley?
        \_ Tiffany!  Imperial Teen played last year.
        \_ back in my day, Fugazi. - paolo also primus at cloyne
           I also just remembered: there was a greenday, offspring, rancid
           show at cloyne for $3 (almost free).  Cloyne was good in its day
           now all they put on is wannabee "djs"
           \_ you're implying that tjb is a wannabe dj??
           \_ back in my day, Billy Bragg and the J. Giles Band (mind,
              not at the same time) -erikred
                \_ is that the "my gf's in the centerfold" guy?
        \_ To add to the above list, Devo. There were a hundred bands
           that played on lower sproul, but few were "popular". Susanna
           Hoffs was a Cal student, lived in the dorms (unit 3 IIRC)

4/16    Can anybody explain the things that differentiate ambiance,
        trance, jungle, trip-hop, big-beat, happy-[ trance | ambiance | ] etc?
        \_ Search on the web for samples and listen to them.  Word descriptions
           hardly tell you anything.  Groovetech, for example, archives a
           lot of their live shows, so you can also find good local DJs that
           Techno: 150-160 BPM no spoken samples, washing-machine-like
                sound, tunderous beat, little melody, if at all
           way.  Here's my list of "typical" albums for each genre:
           ambience -- Aphex Twin "selected works"
           trance -- Paul van Dyke "Tranceport"
           Drum & Bass -- Roni Size "Reprazent" (jungle is d&b x 2)
           Ambient: no beats, barely intrudes upon your consciousness
           \_ Does it have anything at all to do with BPM?
           trip-hop -- Portishead "Dummy" or any Massive Attack
           big beat -- Chemical Brothers ? "Dig Your Own Hole"
        \_ music genres are sloppy, inexact things to try to convey a
           general idea. relax and listen. --aaron
        \_ House: 130-140 BPM, bass drums, high-hat, divas, lots of sex
           Techno: no spoken samples, washing-machine-like sound, tunderous
                beat, little melody, if at all
           Trance: beats, melody, emotionally rich. Became popular much later
                than house or techno, ~1995
           Breaks: based on a break-beat, sounds like house in other ways
           Jungle: deep, dark breaks with lots of bass
           \_ tjb?
              \_ No, I think this guy actually sounds like he knows what he's
                 talking about.  Besides -- tjb doesn't have a soda account
                 anymore.
                 \_ anymore? -geordan
                    \_ yeah -- didn't he have some sort of big deal awhile ago
                       about his soda account and ended up sending an
                       entertainingly inflammatory spam-mail to the entire
                       csua community or something?
                       \_ he has never had an account on soda to my
                          knowledge, and I see no Trevor Buckinghams in
                          /etc/passwd. -geordan
                          \_ huh.  what was the "I'm sorry that you..."
                             all about then?  wasn't he wanting to have
                             his account moved or renamed or something?
                --not tjb

4/250   Seen on the whiteboard across 343 this morning: "YOU HAVE
        NO FRIENDS. We don't either. Come kick it with us in the
        CSUA office." Desperation...
        \_ Hi Paolo!
        \_ Damn you tjb!
        \_ I thought lila's free

12/4    What do ugrad TAs earn at Berkeley?
        \_ Hot gay sex.
                   \_ they don't earn this, they engage in this.
                      \_ Only if your first name is Trevor.
                         \_ I though that tjb was the #1 playa.
                \_ Sundays at 10pm on Showtime!
        \_ I got $1000 per month.
           \_ for giving hot gay sex?
              \_ No.
        \_ $12.50/hour several years ago.
          \_ And don't forget the partying with Nick Weaver!
             \_ priceless
          \_ it was about the same last semester, though I don't remember
             the exact amount.  it doesn't matter anyway, because you'll
             probably end up putting in a ton of hours w/o pay. (but TAing
             is not about the money, right...)
                                        \_ Haven't you been paying attention?
                                           Hot gay sex is what it's about.
                                           \_ priceless.

11/07   Poll:
        CSUA Snob Award goes to:
        psb:    1 for idiotic post about teaching grad level math to freshmen.
        tom:    2                                   \_ where?
        ali:    2 for being a rude know-it-all Muslim asshole
                        ali, are you a Moslem? _/
                        \_ not sure, but he sure acts like one
                        \_ Are you Hindu?
        \_ CSUA Moron Award goes to:
           you:
           yermom:
           cmlee:
           ?choi:
           kchang: 1
           tom:    1
           \_ tom isn't a moron. he can think sometimes and knows lots of
              facts. he's an ass, snob, and jerk, but not a moron.
           nra fanatic: 1
        \_ CSUA Beboy Award goes to:
           tjb:    1
           !tjb:   1

8/16   [ tjb crap deleted ] - alum who doesn't care about tjb

8/16    Can we PLEASE get tjb a soda account?  This guy is 10x more fun
        than all the losers we squished throughout the years.  Please rootie
        boys, make it come true.
        \_ Where are the best tjb jewels?  Not every email he sends out
           is up to par with the "I'm sorry" email.  I'm trying to find
           good stuff to send to tjb's highschool friends.
                \_ D'oh!  Where'd he send the "I'm sorry" mail to?  How do I
                   get on the list?  Can you leave a copy in /tmp or something?
       \_ Didnt he says he's applying to the CSUA this Fall? and also
           CSUA office? I'll vote 4 him. He truly belongs with you CSUAfscks.
                \_ Where can I find all the http://ucb.org.csua postings started
                   by Mr. Trevor James Buckingham Thanks in advance!
        \_ Some CSUA chicks need to penguin (Ally McBeal) him. It'd work
           like a charm.
           \_ why don't you all get a life.  tjb is boring and you're just
              feeding his ego by responding to him.  -tom
              \_ I agree. Let's forget about that dumbass. - alum who could
                 care less about tjb

8/10    motd poll (or troll): do you favor giving tjb a soda account just to
        watch him wall and post on the motd?
        yes, we need some entertainment!        2
        yes, we need his wisdom!                1
        no, we don't need his shit!             0
        no, stop wasting soda's resources       1
        \_ Who is tjb, and why should I care?
        \_ fucking stop already

8/10    Join the Committee To Activate tjb By Any Means Necessary! - tpc

8/8     Do people bait psb nowadays or is that too passe?  -alumni psb baiter
        \_ When did psb graduate from Berkeley?
        \_ No.
           \_ Email him and ask.
        \_ like shooting fish in a barrel, this too gets old quickly
           \_ now we bait paolo
            \_ but that's too damn easy
              \_ nah, that's old hat, now we bait tjb
                 \_ nah, tjb takes too long to get stoned and reply
                    \_ Speaking of which, someone get that puppy some
                       weed, pronto.  http://ucb.org.csua has been pretty dull
                       the past couple of days.

8/4     tjb - could it be possible that he's getting paid for all the
        people who follow the links he spouts off on emails?  That would
        be the ultimate laugh.
        \_ what links?

8/4     I need an 31337 h4x0r name:  can you come up with one?
        \_ yes
        \_ tjb
        \_ kaptain krappo (whoops, sorry, didn't see tjb)
           \_ whoops, sorry, forgot that I was a complete fucking moron
                \_ that's not very nice to say about me

8/3     tjb latest sig:

        M. Ali tol' me, I AM THE GREATEST.

        What's ali doing with tjb!?! (Its a joke)

8/3     leer, anitac, tjb, kchang.   Who else does the csua love?
        \_ dickylee
          \_ benco and farad
        \_ tom and ali
          \_ benco and farad and achoi
             \_ !psb
              \_ cmlee
                \_ yermom
        \_ dickylee, tom, ali, benco, farad, achoi, !psb, cmlee, yermom

8/3     Trevor for CSUA Beeboy!
                \_ WTF is a "Beeboy"? - csua old fogies
                   \_ It's a guy who collects... oh fuck it.  -geordan
        \_ trevorbu@attachmate.com
                   \_ It's a guy who collects... oh fuck it.  -geordan
        \_ Trevor for CSUA Emperor!
        \_ Trevor kicks ass! - tjb #1 fan

8/3     I just read the tjb thread on http://ucb.org.csua.  It would be fun to get
        this guy a CSUA membership and let him post on the motd and wall.
        We need some new clowns in the CSUA.  The motd and wall has been
        quite boring since we kicked out a couple of fools.
        \_ This, too, could be yours !!

        Boredcast Message from 'tjb_real': Tue Jan 2 13:07:08 2001

        Miss May 2000 gave me a blow job.  Get off my dick.
        \_ But I am Miss May.
        \_ We should make Miss May an honorary member.
           \_ Miss May can have as much as she wants of *my* honorary member
        \_ i talked to miss may a couple of months ago.  she has no idea
           who trevor is.
           \_ people rarely do.
              \_ that's why he carries the american express card.
           \_ If you were that drunk would you admit or remember what you did
              or said?  I think I slept with Trevor once too but I can't recall
              the entire evening.  Just some vague sense of dissatisfaction.
              \_ I could satisfy you. Are you an anime chick?

7/30    Don't you get it? The less flames we exchange with tjb on the csua@csua
        list, the less likely our mail spool is to become full again.
        \_ Why would you even acknowledge he exists?  The best insult is to
           ignore him.  It'll kill him.
           \_ Same reason people watch blind date or jerry springer
           \_ tjb is not the Donut Boy.

4/13    Playboy has a familiar Miss May 2000 if you followed the TJB
        escapades. I don't know how I feel about Cal students in that
        rag, though. They're all supposed to be farmer's daughters or
        something. --dim (I read it for the articles, of course)
        \_ What's the TJB connection (for those of us who don't know)?
           \_ This chick hit on him and he turned her down. Which he was
              bragging about very publicly on ucb.class.cs61*
              [yes, actually happenned]
        \_ Exactly which model on the site are you referring to?  Thx.
        \_ Are all playmates required to have sex with Hugh Hefner?
        \_ Ahh yes, why I was an English Major. -=Aubie
        \_ She's also a UCB _dropout_, not student.

4/5     Tales of tjb:
        http://hotzp.com/badboys/archives/021900.html
        \_ This is not an accurate depeiction. TJB doesn't have other CS
           friends to sit with in class.
           \_ This is an accurate depeiction of tjb:
               http://images.slashdot.org/topics/topicms.gif
        \_ Also, he attends class rarely, mocks professors on sex habits, not
           grooming habits, and rarely mocks classmates (except when provoked).
           Plus he doesn't get the best grades.
        \_ I've read through a bunch of the archives, and, frankly BBoCS just
           isn't funny. -dans

2/17    i know the asuc requires we let them into the csua, but can't we
        at least deny soda accounts to annoying bigotted assholes?
        \_ Is someone actually applying? if not, stop trolling and go back
           to your 100k/yr+options sysadmin job. tjb has gotten boring.
        \_ And who defines "bigoted?"  Lil ol' level-headed you?

2/2     So just wondering if anyone has ever actually met a tjb style moron
        at work (industry, academia, anywhere).  Do these sorts of fools ever
        really get hired anywhere that does personal interviews?  I've been
        working for 7+ years at various places and have yet to meet anyone
        like that who survived a first round interview no matter how good
        their resume looked to HR.
        \_ In response to everything below, I was really wondering about
           getting past the first personal interview, not the reference
           check.  I'd give the guy a huge thumbs down in the first 5 minutes.
           Reference checks are bullshit for numerous reasons. -original poster
        \_ Yes.
          \_ while I haven't met anyone like that in a professional environment
             I can't believe they'd have any trouble gettin a job.  The job
             market right now is soo worker-starved that just about any chump
             can get a job.  Sure they might have to only choose between 3 or
             4 offers after a week or two of searching, but they'll still
             get them.
             \_ Silicon Valley is a very small place.  People talk.  If you
                have a bad reputation, word gets around fast.  My former boss
                was one such person.  He has had 6-7 jobs in the last two
                years.  He is having to go to a different industry, that's
                how fast word gets around.  Remember one thing:  don't burn
                your bridges; leave on good terms.
                \_ Please.  Silicon Valley is a *huge* place -- are you trying
                   to assert that the multi-billion-dollar complex of software
                   and hardware companies in the Valley somehow consitute an
                   intimate little "everybody knows everybody" kaffesklatch?
                   Your boss isn't getting rehired because he has obvious
                   resume problems (even if he wasn't obviously defective,
                   would you hire someone who's had 6 jobs in 2 years if you
                   were looking for a long-termer?), not because the word's
                   gone out through the grapevine.  Some references may even
                   candy-coat a tjb-style fuckup, because they don't want to
                   get sued for saying something defaming, or because they're
                   the idiot's current co-workers and they want to get rid of
                   him.  And even if your name is mud in Silicon Valley, the
                   industry doesn't stop once you leave the Bay Area; just
                   move to somewhere new.
                   \_ You're on the shitlist, too -- nobody who's *anybody*
                      is talking to you!  (Somebody told me that yesterday.)
                      That's how come you don't know the way it really is.
                   \_ This is funny.  You obviously haven't worked here
                      long here.  By "going to a different industry" I mean
                      going from say network hardware to semiconductor.  Yeah
                      shitty people can always get jobs, they just won't get
                      jobs with good people who has been around and keep a
                      very long shitlist.  I've been for 4 years and
                      I already have a list of people in my mind that I want
                      to avoid like a plague.
                      \_  Just off the top of my head, Andy Bechtolsheim and
                          Dave Ditzel.  Yep, famously obnoxious and annoying
                          people must have trouble getting hired in the Valley.
                          The answer is, if you are bright enough, you will
                          get the job, no matter how evil you are.  Sometimes
                          you have to be pretty f*cking bright though.
                      \_ I think that you're confusing reality with your own
                         megalomaniac visions: "Ha ha!  When *I* am the one
                         in control, *he'll* never work in *this* town again!
                         Muahahahaha!"

2.01    I'm saving all the recent csua@csua spam and adding it to the
        tjb saga page (which enjoys the #1 hit on google for the query,
        "Trevor James Buckingham")  any objections?

2/1     Who is Nicolas Bray?  --nb #1 Fan
        \_ man finger
        \_ finger bray
                \_ Duh, like that's really useful.  Wanting to know how nb
                   got on my boy tjb's shitlist.
                   \_ At the risk of losing my "John Galt"-eque status, I'm
                                                          \_ -esque.
                                                     -- motd spelling police
                      just someone who pointed out to tjb that intelligence
                      (even to a degree greater than his) is no excuse for
                      arrogance. He seems to have taken this badly. - nb
                        \_ You attmpted to communicate with The Great One?
                        \_ Woo.  I want to see tjb's shitlist.
                           \_ Don't worry -- you're on it.  Everyone is on
                               tjb's shitlist.
                           \_ Pretty much everyone on the csua@csua list
                              (frankly folks, we are the ones who were flaming
                              him to death on ucb.class.cs61c and motd..)
                              see: /csua/share/aliases.include/csua
                                \_ what qualifies a csua-er to be in that?
                                  \_ they were clever enough (or foolish
                                     enough, dependin on your point of view)
                                     to ask to be put on it.  If you feel
                                     left out, email root@csua to join. -ERic
                                     \_ all new members are added automatically
                                        to that list I believe. -new member
                                        \_ I feel left out.  -old member
        \_ bray man
           \_ bray! bray! bray is the standard!  tjb flamer.
              \_ echo 'echo fuck off | mail tjb@cory' > /csua/bin/bray ; \
                 chmod 755 /csua/bin/bray
                 Anyone? Please?
                 \_ Whatever.  You'd just be showing yourself to be the idiot
                    tjb wants you to be.  I thought it was much more fun to
                    go into the daddy&daughter sex chat room from his account.
                        \_ Breaking into inst accounts is far too easy to be
                           interesting.
                           \_ Who said interesting?  I didn't say interesting.
                              It isn't an exercise in cracking.  It's the
                              results that might be amusing.
        \_ John Galt's brother.

2/1     NEWSFLASH!  Linux users saved from further humiliation by tjb posting!
        \_ RIDE BIKE! You will feel better.

1/29    Vote for your favourite CSUA female:
        -lila           1.6
        -reeser         42
        -chris          -10 * i
        -kchang         port 6667
        -kiersten       1
        -ahm            1
        -jkoh           1
        -sony           3
        -tjb            1 for each professor who wants hot gay sex with tjb
        -alissa         1
        -Fuzzy Bunny    1080c88899039883710298775773838102-3@782898.30923$3!!!
        \_ Based on what?  How many times I had sex with each?
           \_ I assume if you have more sex with her, she is more a favorite.
              In your case it is a tie.
        -lila           1.6
        -reeser         42
        -chris          -10 * i
        -kchang         port 6667
        -kiersten       1
        -ahm            1
        -jkoh           1
        -sony           3
        -tjb            1 for each professor who wants hot gay sex with tjb
        -alissa         1

1/22    FYI: final results of the first tjb poll:
        a: 4.5, b: 5, c: 2.5
        \_ The math dept will just make him the head TA when they find out
           what a total asshole he is.  It's hopeless.

12/9    Hey!  haven't got a chance to check out this link to the tjb Brooke
        babe.  Where is it?
        \_ http://playboy.com/oncampus/pictorial/index.html