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PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL OF ALLISON STOKKE I want to straighten out a few things about Allison Stokke and this tangled web of newfound celebrity. In my experience, most sports fans prefer Maria Sharapova to Anna Kournikova. Yes, both are attractive, but Sharapova is actually good, and that's why she matters. Likewise, I wish Miss Stokke the best in her sporting endeavours. If it hadn't been this site, it would have been someone else, and it would have happened sooner rather than later.
Barstool Sports claims that they'd already "written an entire book" about her by the time I got to the story. I'd like to think I'd feel fortunate that my daughter was a record-breaking athlete and honors student with no physical or mental deformities. It's 2007, people: time to realize that attractive women athletes will always be recognized and -- yes, sometimes -- obsessed over. To the Stokkes: if you'd like this post removed, please just contact me.
sledgod May 30th, 2007 at 5:38 pm sledgod says: "" Blackcapricorn May 30th, 2007 at 5:39 pm Blackcapricorn says: Matt, that was a very well reasoned and thought out statement regarding the Stokkes. That being said, I want her to cross state lines for "immoral porpoises." UES007 May 30th, 2007 at 5:40 pm UES007 says: What the deuce? Ufford - I don't even get a shoutout for posting the comment that barstool wrote a book about Stokke? Matt May 30th, 2007 at 5:42 pm Matt says: UES -- I'd already seen it. PUNTE May 30th, 2007 at 5:43 pm MMP says: Well said, Matt. I would also like to straighten out a few things about Allison Stokke: 1 I'd hit it. mikeski May 30th, 2007 at 5:44 pm mikeski says: I say "yes" to any Stokke res, lo-, hi-, whatever. Will Leitch May 30th, 2007 at 5:45 pm Will Leitch says: Excellent post, sir, if you don't mind me saying. I don't disagree with a single word, except I'd really rather not care about pole vaulting. Oh, and your commenting software is so much better than mine. Best, Will rocco May 30th, 2007 at 5:45 pm rocco says: Why is the song 'Janie's Got a Gun' suddenly popping into my head? Will Leitch May 30th, 2007 at 5:45 pm Will Leitch says: And I promise not to ask how to load an avatar: I do know how that feels. Best, Will UES007 May 30th, 2007 at 5:45 pm UES007 says: Let me tell you something - you're suspect! Allegedly, your situation, for you, would be concurrently improved if I had $200 in my back pocket right now! Ok, you're still cool in my book then, especially with all the warring, and the killing, and the writing, and the saving this super sweet country so punks like me can live in it and talk shit anonymously on blogs. mikeski May 30th, 2007 at 5:46 pm mikeski says: Also, appropos of MMP's comment, I have one thing that I'd like Alison Stokke to straighten out. matt May 30th, 2007 at 5:46 pm matt says: "I don't want to be victimized because of my looks, so I'd better by a mid-riff tank top with booty shorts that expose my camel toe, that'll show 'em" ps Mr Stokke: Camel Toe = vaginal outline grungedave May 30th, 2007 at 5:46 pm grungedave says: First, the Washington Post. Dude, if I hear anything about WithLeather/Ufford being mentioned on "the View" tomorrow - I'm going to prepare for the Apocalypse. Smello May 30th, 2007 at 5:47 pm Smello says: Did you actually speak on TV, Matt? I saw your mouth moving but was so awed by your visage, that I couldn't actually hear anything. The photos originally came to me and I had to leave my mark on them before they could go up. hardawayhatesyou May 30th, 2007 at 5:48 pm hardawayhatesyou says: That link ("we all have jobs that can get ugly") is truly remarkable. My real name is Colin Cowherd, but my friends call me "Schrutebag". Blackcapricorn May 30th, 2007 at 5:49 pm Blackcapricorn says: Will, awww cute Otters avatar, clearly they are taking over.... and MMP I was with you on all of your insights until the break it off part. As hot as she is, I still want my dick by the end of the session (thus no sex with Pam Anderson since I don't want my dick to fall off). PUNTE May 30th, 2007 at 5:50 pm MMP says: No, guys, really.
Not as great as olive-skinned ass, but, you know, right up there. The pole-vaulting is an important sport and I would love to read more about the team, players, coaches, teen hotties, sweat soaked track shorts, giant poles, hypocrites, and entire league this season. Sincerely, Grapefruit Juice Ted Striker May 30th, 2007 at 5:56 pm Ted Striker says: Hoo boy. Punch Rockgroin May 30th, 2007 at 6:00 pm Punch Rockgroin says: Yes, while I agree with the statements presented above, I also agree that to any agency looking to take me down for (Go)ogling this fine lady should just take one look at my avatar. PUNTE May 30th, 2007 at 6:01 pm MMP says: @Blackcapricorn: Yeah, maybe I should have thought that comment through. Oh well, I would settle for tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. Angel Eyes Van Cleef (for now) May 30th, 2007 at 6:01 pm Angel Eyes Van Cleef (for now) says: Personally i'd rather read more bout the former monster pig.
create an account With Leather is a blog about all the assholes and idiots in the world of sports, and the hot chicks who date them. People who get offended or take too much pride in their favorite team should probably just leave now, because I hate you already.
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