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| 2005/4/5 [Reference/Religion, Politics/Domestic/RepublicanMedia] UID:37071 Activity:insanely high |
4/5 I need some URL to forward to co-workers to cheer them up.
Please help, offer suggestions.
\_ http://csua.berkeley.edu/motd
\_ http://csua.com/Recreation/Humor
http://csua.com/Recreation/Stripclub
\_ http://www.prettyhotbabes.com
\_ GODAMNIT. This is NOT work safe. -pissed
\_ This may be considered an intelligence test. You failed it.
\_ Doesn't everyone at soda work for a porn site or sex shop
by now? That means that http://foxnews.com may no longer be work
safe but porn sites will be.
\_ Funny, since foxnews seems to maximize the hot babes as
often as possible (stories, female reporters, etc.).
\_ http://www.partiallyclips.com
\_ http://www.finalexit.org
\_ http://www.asianthumbs.org/main.php
\_ None of these site cheered them up. Furthermore, they all
think I have bad taste, though my manager has not said anything.
Please come up with better links and I will forward them manana.
\_ http://www.prozac.com it REALLY WORKS!
\_ http://www.hanzismatter.com |
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| csua.com/Recreation/Humor -> csua.com/Recreation/Humor/ html Winners include "My Uncle Is A Man Named Steve (Not A Monkey)", "Women Were Designed For Homemaking", and "Using Prayer To Microevolve Latent Antibiotic Resistance In Bacteria". Main evidence: the non-existence of "Fellowship University", where their various "experts" are supposedly professors. In another news, Christians are building a space ship, RESISTANCE IS FUTILE, YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED \_ there's a space ship behind the comet \_ Unfortunately this site is satire. It is in the same category as that fucking talking penguin. He is neither a real cartoonist nor a real editorialist. He is a guy who uses unspeakably shitty art to make simple minded points using non-funny sarcasm. Examples of real cartoonists would include Trudeau, McGruder, Larson, Waterson, and Andy Singer. Editorialists are people who *write* in *English*, in actual sentences and paragraphs. Tomorrow is simply a shitty, no-talent hack who sells his crap to people who like his message so much that they have blinded themselves to his lack of talent. I'm not saying TT is so wonderful but his art and his english sentences carry as much weight as most other political blatherers out there. html \_ The only thing funny about this is the liberal/author- itarian implication that people wouldn't voluntarily follow traffic lights. Larson and Watterson are a completely different category. gif \_ Thank you oh great anonymous wanker who knows all of art, commentary, and humor. A few suggestions to guarantee that you never let any wisdom taint your blessedly naive omnipotence. Your ass will be flambeed, and then handed to you on platter. This will be done in front of an audience as a performance art piece, and filmed for posterity. The best jokes are quick and to the point, like The Far Side. orgRepublican</a>" If you get enough friends to do this and if they can do the same, it will happen! Try starting a blog, they're much more effective at googlebombing than static web sites. Why don't they listen to themselves on tape and make attempts at improving themselves? ilyas \_ Why do Westerners especially Americans insist on insulting people using their funny American accents? Why don't they listen to themselves on tape and make attempts at improving themselves? That's unfortunately ambiguous though, and it always sounded jarring to me. distiniguish it from rate of inflation, rate of decline, etc. and realize some yokels said rate of speed instead of rate of movement. If you want a serious answer, that's probably\ the real reason. Same with "nukular"--some people just like to add \_ People don't use it to mean dv/dt. Also, you know, I don't mean your regular people off the street. If you want a serious answer, that's probably the real reason. Same with "nukular"--some people just like to add syllables. html \_ amazing \_ People who nitpick on minute things like typo, grammar, and what not have above average IQ, but not much higher. Perhaps you should, like, give your everquest a break and like, meet some real people. Let's see if we can improve your loud, annoying non-native accent. That and maybe proper grooming will definitely help you get more chicks. Think about expressions like "cheap at half the price", or words like "orthogonal", which gets used metaphorically, or "finite" which some people use to mean greater than zero. However, amazingly enough, we still manager to seem to be able to understand each other. One could argue that their speed was the distance traveled over the time it took. If they were going 100 mph, then got caught in bumper-to-bumper, they could say they weren't "speeding" because they averaged 40mph. I wonder how many death threats this guy got from religious right fundamentalists though. I don't think having all the anti-religious trolls beating on you can reasonably be likened to a 'joke'. He's usually wrong, but at least he sticks by his opinions and signs his posts, which is more than I can say for most of the third-rate repressed schoolyard bully types. The title is "I Like Big Bible," and it encourages people to read the Bible. And thanks for answering anon questions, you're a brave soul. You have a lot of guts standing up for your belief knowing that you'll be ridiculed over and over again. It takes a lot of guts & faith to do that, and I respect that a lot in a man. Emarkp, you're one fine man in my book, and you're cool -emarkp's agnostic admirer \_ I'll second that. Though, to the PP, the title of the video is "Baby Got Book" and it's a parody of the Sir Mix-A-Lot song "Baby Got Back". shtml \_ Einstein meant he wasn't an atheist in the crusading sense, but he was an atheist in the essential, didn't believe in God sense: "From the viewpoint of a Jesuit priest I am, of course, and have always been an atheist ... I have repeatedly said that in my opinion the idea of a personal God is a childlike one. You may call me an agnostic, but I do not share the crusading spirit of the professional atheist whose fervor is mostly due to a painful act of liberation from the fetters of religious indoctrination received in youth. I prefer an attitude of humility corresponding to the weakness of our intellectual understanding of nature and of our being." "It was, of course, a lie what you read about my religious convictions, a lie which is being systematically repeated. I do not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but have expressed it clearly. If something is in me which can be called religious then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it." I've encountered people who believe that evolution isn't a proven theory, or that quantum mechanics is wrong, or that classical mechanics is wrong and therefore invalid, or that a so-called "red state" is completely republican or a so-called "blue state" is completely democratic, or that tsunamis shouldn't cause deaths because people should be able to swim out of it, etc. Trying to convince them otherwise is just a futile exercise in frustration because after a certain age people's minds just calcify. I mean, if you think about it seriously, doesn't the concept of a guy who can tell what's going on 24/7 on a planet with over six billion people seem a bit ridiculous? Or the fact that a bunch of migrant Jews would know better than anyone else that their version of god is the true version vs. If you think about it, it's somewhat ironic that a minor cultish sect of judaism took over the Western world. I bet if you were living back then in Roman times you'd bet the farm that we'd all still be praying to Jupiter in the next couple of milleniums. Of course, if you were talking to a Born Again Christian they'd say it proves their faith. What it really proves is that you can fool a lot of people a lot of the time, and we as a human species like to be fooled a lot. For one thing, some evolution 'defenders' (it's very odd that a theory would need defenders in the first place) have taken on decidedly militant tones lately. Evolution as a theory has a lot of problems that need fixing. I wish people would stop wasting time with the fundies, and similarly stopped treating evolution itself in a fundy way, and started fixing problems with it. On a related topic, I am very interested in the current state of the art on the origins of life question, which is the big unsolved gorilla you need to tackle if you accept the 'western secular' interpretation of life. I would also like to add my extreme scepticism towards current explanations for certain events in the Earth's past, like the advent of multicellularity, and the Cambrian explosion. and left all those fossils to lead the heathens to Satan \_ You seem to have confused "conservatives" with "young-earth creationists". Some people argue for a limited geography flood (rather than global) which I'm objecting to less than previously. I know that the scientific evidence strongly contradicts the flood--but then it also strongly contradicts the resurrection, walking on water, etc. I don't know where dinosaurs figure in (or early hominids) but I don't reject the scientific evidence, nor do I dismiss the teachings of scrip... |
| csua.com/Recreation/Stripclub -> csua.com/Recreation/Stripclub/ com/3mtd2 \_ Why the hell would a brothel be recruiting using a resume database anyway? I'm guessing that the brothel is in on some bullshit deal with the government on this. It's amazing how girl next door gets so wild at strip clubs. Also, it's amazing they are having unprotected sex with a stranger. Someone here obviously wants to go check out some hot man-ass and can't admit it. If they were then male pr0n for women would be a huge industry just like the naked chick business is today. How else do you explain the existence of romance novels? You have no conception of what a 'romance novel' is, do you? You are probably think of yourself as a 'sensitive male'. It seems like you should be able to see the colors with your naked eye? You should still be able to see different colors if the original scene is colorful enough. The colors you see on the negatives are reciprocal to the original colors (plus the brown cast). Movies are also shot on negatives, but the images are somehow transferred to silde films which are sent to the cinemas. I got sick and tired of turning up my AC to cool down my apartment because of all the power hogging servers I run 24x7. I went to Home Depot to buy a exhaust/ventilation/pipe kit and hooked them up on a big fan to direct the hot PC exhaust outside. No more hot apartment (and it doesn't smells like a server room anymore). You think I am proud to attend a school which harvests organs for profit? If they read the motd, and care to do so, they will identify themselves. Maybe the university is complicitous (in which case it is just a perk and there is NO issue here). However, i think they used to grind you but then a no touching ordinance passed. Any suggestions on what establishments to visit in Reno? Both of the places you mention are topless only (due to alcohol limitations). On the other hand, the gals at the topless joints look a *lot* better. However, the audience were kept far away from the women by the size of the stage and nobody got a close-up no latter where you sat. Common usage is to include the "the" except when in adjectival form. Common usage among people who've lived here all their life is to not include "the." Reference the San Jose Mercury News: "The Newspaper of Silicon Valley" \_ How visible is it going to be? Naked eye can see stars as dim as 5th or 6th magnitude (magnitudes are dumb: higher magnitude --> dimmer star). it'll probably be the brightest thing in that region of the sky, and the only thing that will be moving at a constant velocity. |
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| www.hanzismatter.com From reader Burak I: Dear Friend, My name is Burak and I saw your website by chance when surf ing. I have a Chinese tattoo too and I'm very curious what it means in r eal. As I know, it means "desire" or pronounced as Arzu which means de sire in Turkish. Sometime I feel bad for the ones gotten Chinese tattoos from phonetic tra nslations. I'm a westerner, and despite my trying to look up the top character on t he fake mustached guy, I couldn't find it and gave up." I am actually impressed by these two yahoos and their hanzi effort. Even though, they did it for Halloween, but the characters written on their a rms are much better than some of the tattoo photos I have been receiving . Many of t hem are in the category of: I know/seen someone that is Chinese/Japanese/Korean descend that has/had tattoo/shirt that has Hanzi/Kanji on them, therefore I would like to reemphasize that Hanzi Smatter is dedicated to the misus e of Chinese characters (hanzi or kanji) in Western culture. Having that said, certainly Asians would have Hanzi/Kanji tattoo on them, even though they are not popular in Asia. Especially considering it is their language, and a native Chinese/Japanese person would probably know Hanzi/Kanji better than any Westerner. The problem is NOT that people are getting characters tattooed on them; i t's that people who don't understand the characters are getting characte rs tattooed on them by other people who don't understand the characters. To those of us who do, it's a cause for mirth and head-shaking. Brendan) Another phenomenon I have encountered is: I have seen this character in a movie and it meant THIS, and your websit e says it meant THAT, therefore Well, just because Hollywood says that is so doesn't mean it's true. Thanks to a tattoo artist and fellow reader Devin, that question has been answered: A kanji is the cheapest thing that you can get at the tattoo parlor. For the most part they require no thought and are chosen on impulse right b efore getting tattooed. Most of the people who get these tattoos dont c are what it is; Anyone serious about doing nice Japanese style tattoos either A) dont ge t kanjis, or B) do some research first. are from people who should have never gotten ta ttooed period. The tattoo artists dont care what the kanji means because they dont car e what you put on your body, especially when you are getting the cheapes t tattoo in the shop. Most tattoo artists cant read Japanese so how do they know what that stuff says, all they know is that youre sure that t his is what you want on your body for the rest of your life. BMEZine (Body Modific ation Extreme Magazine) along with the following comment: "I wonder why you never see native Chinese or Japanese with character tat toos? Maybe these misguided Westerners should ask themselves this first. But many of them obviously don't have a strong enough interest in the c ultures to learn about them before putting a permanent mark of something they don't understand on their bodies." I do enjoy looking at some tattoos, even though majority of them are poorly done. Tattoos in Chinese (or Asi an) culture have negative meanings attached to them. Tattoo started in China thousands of years ago as punishment for criminal s Instead of modern day's local police to notify residents that a sex o ffender is moving into their neighborhood, the Chinese have tattooed the ir criminals on their faces with information such as name, crime committ ed, etc... Asian organized crime groups such as Japanese Yakusa and Chinese Triad, r equire their members to have large tattoo done to prove their loyalty. S ome Japanese businesses have signs posted to refuse service to anyone wi th such tattoos. I can categorize the people who gets Hanzi or Kanji tattoos in following groups: 1 "To Be Cool" These are mostly people that have very little knowledge of outside world, especially about the Far East. They got the tattoo because it was somet hing new to them, and they liked how Hanzi or Kanji looked, without full y understand what they meant. Therefore, they would borrow something for another culture and ide ntify themselves with the new one. They could careless what it said, but it makes them stand out from a crowd. Any att ention is better than no-attention, regardless if it is positive or nega tive. I have seen some companies that print tattoo templates with a horizontal bar on top of t he character to indicate "this way up". Obviously the tattooist thought the horizontal bar suppose to be there. |
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