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2007/9/19 [Recreation/Dating] UID:48110 Activity:nil 63%like:48100
9/18    http://www.life-act.com
        Rather than getting a taser (which requires background check which
        I will
Size is not the only issue that women have about their breasts. Polly is a 45-ye\
ar-old mother who breast-fed each of her five children for eight months apiece m\
ost likely not pass) I bought the state of the art pepper
        spray instead. Totally kick ass.
        \_ Uh, hostile liquid projectile that shoot out at 270MPH is not
           safe, is it? At that speed, a liquid is as hard as concrete
           s breasts have got droopier with each birth, so she hides her body un\
der s jumpers and t-shirts and has been on a waiting list for five months to get\
 a reduction operation. In the meantime, she has to contend with problems like b\
ackache and unpleasant skin conditions menand you can literally blow out someone\
's cornea. I hope this
           is for law enforcement only; this thing is too deadly for
           civilian use.
           \_ Nice liberal sheep - must let others protect me from me.
        \_ I once accidentally pepper sprayed myself.  Just the littlest
           bit.  That stuff fucking SUCKS.
           \_ How did you accidentally pepper spray yourself?
            \_ Ooh, what's this on your keychain?  Hey look it has a
               button like thing on it!  Tap button.  Curse a lot.
               What can I say, sometimes I'm not too bright.
        \_ I was pepper sprayed by police once in a night club parking
           lot...that shit hurts!  -sky
           \_ Why were you sprayed? Were you acting like a jerk?
        \_ Why wouldn't you pass a background check? Are you sure you
           should be carrying pepper spray?
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