4/3 Please stop replacing the word 'cycling' with 'masterbation'. Are
we in junior high again? Allow me to try again. I'm new to biking
and I think it is so much better than drugs, therapy, and
certainly 1000% better than women. My bike comes with a manual,
it doesn't come with in-laws, it functions predictably without
mood swings and it doesn't whine unless something is really wrong.
Can you say the same about women? No. My new God is Sheldon Brown
and I think spandex, shaved legs, and Bianchi are cool. Cycling
brings me a lot of joy and new hope in my otherwise unfulfilling,
platonic, depressed and pathetic geek life. Would you like to
share your cycling story?
\_ I think you'll find cycling can't substitute for a sex life.
\_ Cycling can both improve one's physical appearance and improve
one's chances of hooking up with a hot cycling chick.
\_ this picture describes how much attraction I have for
cycling chicks based on my 2 years of cycling experience:
http://static.flickr.com/14/14274225_cb29eddd3b_o.jpg
\_ It is when all of a sudden you have none and find out how
pathetic you are in real life -op
\_ You sound like BDG in spirit. I sure miss BDG....
\_ Bicycles are the noblest of inventions. I spent 3 months cycling
around South East Asia. Since then I let my drivers license expire,
and am the happier for it. -scottyg
\_ How do you get into bars? I also do not drive, but I hate
carrying my damn passport around when I want to get drunk,
so I keep my license.
\_ CA photo ID. -tom
\_ this post and its evolution through the day have brought me
extreme joy. thank you. -motd smartass #1 fan
\_ I still don't know who the fuck Sheldon Brown is. Do you cycle
with this guy or masturbate with him?
\_ Sheldon Brown has a very useful web site on bike maintenance and
other bike-related tips. -tom |