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There is no nudity or anything all that is really objectionable from what I can see but at the same time I feel bad knowing that one of my reader's will have a url for a balloon fetish site stuck in their server's log.
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Pork is plentiful and pigs are pretty close to humans in physiolog y Pork is therefore a reasonable substitute for a human body I think (a lso, I get to eat the leftovers). Instead of purchasing a bottle of Dran o (which costs money), I made up my own solution from stuff I knew we ha d in the lab (which is free). I decided to test my approx imation of Drano, it's constituent parts and the equivalent of "Institut ional Strength" Drano.
The Guanajuato mummies were discovered in a cemetery of A Guanajuato Mumm ya city named Guanajuato northwest of Mexico City (near Lon). They are accidental modern mummies and were literally "dug up" between the years 1896 and 1958 when a local law required relatives to pay a kind of grave tax. You could pay the tax once (170 pesos) and be done with it; this o ption may have appealed to wealthier individuals. But you were also allo wed to pay a yearly fee (20 pesos); However, if the relatives could not pay this yearly tax f or three years, the body (which had, by the way, become accidentally mum mified) was dug up from the cemetery and (if the fee still wasn't paid) placed on display in El museo de las momias. Of course, what if the per son's family had moved from town--or what if the person was the last per son from their family?
This reads more like parody than a news report and it is from The Dai ly Record but since it deals with the completely insane Tom Cruise I don 't completely doubt this: Cruise, a devoted follower of the bizarre Church of Scientology, said: "I was much happier in previous existences when I wrote plays, composed mu sic, conquered nations, discovered continents and developed cures for di seases"I only took my present form because Bingodulla, whom all Scientol ogists worship as the Supreme Thetan, selected me to spread the gospel o f Scientology to the glib, uninformed masses. "I really would have preferred being a brain surgeon or a research scient ist in this life."
This online exhibit features part of our collection of approximately two hundred dissection images. Most of these intriguing photographs feat ure a group of students gathered around the cadaver, either actively dis secting or just posing, often wearing their best suits.
A disturbing interview with a couple who decided to amputate and exch ange their ring fingers. Some explicit photos of the lopped off digits i n the article so don't click if you are squeamish. Oh, and the way they actually cut off their fingers isn't really the most "tasteful" way to s ever an appendage. If you excuse me, I am going to go throw up in my mou th. Im dating flesh, and I want flesh to make a commitment to me. Ive been engaged before and look where that took m e: Nowhere. Plus, hes been previousl y married, and I wanted to make sure that it wasnt a repeat of that rela tionship. I told him if he was serious about this, he had to prove it an d that I was willing to do the same. Update: In the comments, Dan alerts us to the date that this article originated o n April 1, 2005 so I am going to assume it is a April Fool's joke from last year. I wasn't able to eat my chicken fing ers for lunch because of this damn article.
This customer called up tech support complaining that their computer was making a strange hissing and crackling noise then smoking on and off . These are the pictures they took when the customer brought in the PC. Wait a minute, the customer didn't see the snake's head hanging from the fan?
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Each day after work, I update this website with scanned copies of my drea m drawings from the previous night. I try and have this completed no lat er than 5PM EST (GMT-4) everyday. I also offer these predictions via ema il, and the system usually sends out my daily predictions at the same ti me.
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The 60 x 60 meter swastika consisted of Larch trees in a Pine forest near the village of Zernikow (110 km Northeast of Berlin). It was only visible from the air a few wee ks in the Spring and a few weeks in the Fall when Larch trees stood out in contract to the surrounding Pine trees. These trees were planted in the 1930's by a local resident during Nazi ti mes. They were largely forgotten until after the German reunification in 1992 when planes once again flew over the area.
The only black organization that exposes and opposes lesbian feminism witchcraft. During the 1960s, black women and black men were in TOTAL HARMONY and wer e showing the world that black is beautiful. net is devoted to exposing and mocking this selfish attitude th at black women learned from listening to white lesbian, male bashing Fem inists. We declare that there is Nothing Feminine About Feminism. And the very te rm is an oxymoron and is indicative of how sneaky and treacherous lebian Feminism is.
Ted the Caver website a nd even though it is long winded, it still makes a damn good ghost story . I was kneeling down and working the drill slowly into the wall at the tim e I had my ear plugs in, my safety glasses on, and was lost in my own t houghts. Suddenly, over the squeal of the drill wearing down the rock, I heard a strange noise. I could hear it over the noise of t he drill, even though I had the ear plugs in. At first I thought it was just the drill bit doing its job on the cave. It would frequently compla in by screeching and whining as we forced it into the wall. It took me several full seconds to comprehend that this was coming from inside the hole, and not the bit. I stopped drilling and yan ked my earplugs out just in time to hear the most terrible scream I have ever heard trail off and echo into the darkness of the cavern. I turned to look at B Moments earlier he had been lying on the ro pe bag catching a nap. Now, he was standing upright, mouth open, with a look of concern on his face! I turned and looked into the hole again, ha lf expecting to see a demon face staring back at me.
NEW YORK How do you report a story about a man who dies while having sex with a horse? Last Friday, the Seattle Times got wind of an Associated Press item about a local man who died after having sex with a horse. "The sheriff's depa rtment didn't expect us to report it because it was too gruesome," said Jennifer Sullivan, the Seattle Times staff reporter who would eventually author two stories on the ordeal. It mentioned that the man - - who died of internal bleeding from anal...
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