3/9     Weapons-grade Ukrainium-235, in the form of Ukrainium Hexafluoride gas,
        is available to anyone who can afford it.  Please mail nukes@soda
        for more details.
        \_ Ukrainium Hexafluoride? Isn't that the stuff in my toothpaste? -ali
        \_ This doesn't belong in the motd. please post to the
           appropriate newsgroup.
                \_ like alt.terroist?
           \_ This doesn't belong in the motd. please post to the
              appropriate newsgroup.
                \_ This is soda. *Everything* belongs in the motd.
                \_ one word: cesium
        \_ Can I have some?  My gonads have been KILLING me recently.