6/16    As disappointed as I was when Darth Vader's mask was removed
        by Luke to see a weak pale man, I was more disappointment when
        they put in that weak little boy into the Darth Vader suit for
        the first time. Agree?
        \_ Not really. I mean, I was surprised that Anakin was so young
           when he was put into that suit, but he did look pretty big
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6/1     How badly adulterated was Star Wars Ep5 in the Updated Edition?  -mice
        \_ No unacceptable adulterations.  (As opposed to Greedo shooting
           first).  -tom
        \_ None that I can think of. If you don't want bad adulterations,
           definitely do NOT watch the end of Ep6, when the ghostly images
           of anakin, yoda, and obi-wan appear.
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5/23    Do it somewhere else.  How about /tmp/ep3 like someone suggested before?
        \_ Why? As long as it has a "spoiler tag" I think it's time to shut up.
           Seriously this movie does not have that many "spoilers" for anyone
           who has followed the Star Wars stuff so far, which is most people.
        \_ SPOILER ALERT! Anakin becomes Darth Vader. Padme gives birth to
           twins and names them Luke and Leia. Yoda and Obi Wan are the only
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5/19    Why are there no discussions of Episode 3? You know you may
        \_ Moratorium on EP3 discussion in the MOTD until Monday.
           You can put links to a file but no discussion here.
           \_ Wusses. If there's no spoilers, why can't people talk about it?
              \_ Because it changes expectations.  And people can talk about
                 it in /tmp/EP3.  BTW, I have seen it so this is a favor to
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9/21    Must kill Lucas. Waited at 1201AM at Tower to buy it. Knowing the
        bastardizations. It is worst than I thought. There are new BG lines,
        changes in the style of FX, bloopers still left in!
        \_ of course, ALL these changes have been documented for weeks. Just
           had to go to any website (theforce.net), and you'd know.
        \_ Are you kidding?  You waited at tower till 12:01 to pay too
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7/17    Is the Phantom of the Opera Christine Daae's father?  If not, who
        is he?
        \_ He is not Christine's father, her father's dead. The phantom
           is just very ugly, and helped construct the Paris operahouse,
           so he could hide himself in the depths (he has a fake nose that
           lets him go out in public, he just still looks weird). -chialea
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6/9     at the very end of Return of the Jedi, Luke sees three
        apparitions: Yoda, Obi-Wan, and a third man. who is that last
        man...is that the pre-Darth Vader Anakin Skywalker?
        \_ yes.
        \_ I think that's Obi-Wan's mentor who died in the first episode
           \_ bzzt! wrong!
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5/8     I'm bored, anyone have good interview questions to ask?
        \_ if (a ^ 2 + b ^ 2) / (1 + a * b) = n, where n is an integer, then
           there exists an integer m, such that m ^ 2 = n.  Prove.  -- ilyas
           \_ n = 1.  m = 1.  a = 1.  b = 1.
        \_ "Do you eat pussy?"
        \_ "So tell me about yourself."
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6/6     I finally saw Star Wars this weekend.  After hearing all the bad
        reviews I walked in with a very low expectation.  And walked out
        feeling pretty much the same.  A few questions:
        1.  How old is Anakin and the Queen in the movie?  Anakin would be
            quite a stud having sex with an older woman at such a young
            age.  :-)
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5/24    Star Wars episode 2 and 3: this is what i think will happen:
        Anaken becomes a Jedi in episode 2, free's the slaves (the
        damn fool crusade), emporer seduces him to dark side. In
        episode 3 are the Clone wars and the destruction of the Jedi.
        \_ you forgot the part where anakin & queen amidala get it on and
           concieve luke & leia
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5/19    Fuck, Star Wars really sucked.
        \_ I liked it. Yes, it was campy, yes it was for kids,
           yes it had bad acting, yes it had bad dialogue,
           BUT SO DID THE ORIGIONAL FOR ALL YOU CRACKHEAD KIDS
           WHO'RE TOO DAMNED YOUNG TO REMEMBER.
           \_ so you're saying that the movie was shite but you liked
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5/16    What is the best movie theatre in the Bay Area to watch Star Wars I in?
        \_ i heard yermoms house is THX compliant
        \_ Haven't been there, but try the new Century 25 in Union City.
           Opened last week. All THX screens.
           \_ Or closer to Berkeley is Jack London Cinema (in Jack
              London Square, of course).
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