1/27    Is there a program that can monitor messages that usually gets sent
        to /var/log/messages and /var/log/secure? If so, what is it?
        \_ tail -f /var/log/messages ; tail -f /var/log/secure
        \_ tail -f /var/log/messages > /dev/lp0
                \_ D'oh!  I've been one-upped!