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2007/11/20-26 [Politics/Domestic, Recreation/Food, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:48670 Activity:nil
11/20   FRE FNM CFC LEN PHM ETFC, all bond insurers eating buckets of shit
        \_ http://www.whitehouse.gov/infocus/achievement/chap7.html
2007/10/3-5 [Uncategorized/Profanity, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll] UID:48228 Activity:nil
10/3    Blowjob Commercial.  (NSFW)
        http://www.youporn.com/watch/45125
2007/8/20 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:47667 Activity:nil
8/20    What the fuck?
2007/7/31-8/3 [Computer/SW/WWW/Browsers, Uncategorized/Profanity, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll] UID:47483 Activity:nil 80%like:47481
7/31    wow. NSFW
        http://www.solosuck.com
        \_ oops. sorry.  NOT SAFE FOR WORK.
           \_ heh, I "lynx -dump"ed it to find that out
2007/7/27 [Recreation/Pets, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:47455 Activity:nil
7/27    fuck you motd puppy guy
2007/7/23-26 [Uncategorized/Profanity, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll] UID:47377 Activity:nil
7/21    NSFW
        http://marjorie.auroris.net/mbg25/sketch/guide_pg4.jpg
        NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW
        NSFW
        \_ Makes me horny.
2007/7/4-5 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:47171 Activity:nil
7/4     Fuck off psb
2007/6/29-7/2 [Uncategorized/Profanity, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll] UID:47121 Activity:low
6/29    NSFW Is that picture what I think it is???
        NSFW <DEAD>-cetina-.blogspot.com/2006/12/radiografia-duna-felaci.html<DEAD>
        NSFW Can someone who reads Spanish care to translate please?
        \_ I don't think thisis Spanish, it is something kind of close but not
        \_ This is not Spanish, it is something kind of close but not
           quite. Catalan?
           \_ Catalan.  Llobregat gives it away.  -John
              \_ Thanks.  Learned something new everyday.  -- OP
2007/6/28-30 [Transportation/Car, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:47091 Activity:low
6/28    You know what I hate most about S Cal? Cal Worthington's
        annoying commercials. Long Beach cow boys buying trucks.
        Fuck cowboys, fuck trucks, fuck Cal Worthington's commercials.
                                                          \_ and his dog Spot
                        It isn't Spot's fault.  He's just a rental. _/
        \_ that guy must be dead by now.  he had a car lot in Sacramento
           too.  My dad says cal would sell sailors cars in long beach
           50 years ago.
           \_ I was confused for a bit as I grew up in Central Valley watching
              Cal Worthington commercials.  Now I at least know I'm not
              totally crazy.
        \_ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cal_Worthington
           He's still alive, apparently he's 86 years old.
        \_ Is Larry H. Parker still doing ads?
2007/5/20-21 [Recreation/Dating, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:46706 Activity:nil 71%like:46695
5/19    Realistic Vitamins - Fake vitamins that feel real
        http://www.affections.com/Vaginas.htm
2007/5/19-24 [Recreation/Dating, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:46695 Activity:nil 71%like:46706
5/19    Realistic Vaginas - Fake vaginas that feel real
        http://www.affections.com/Vaginas.htm
        \_ Are they better than Fleshlight?
2007/5/10-14 [Computer/SW/OS/Windows, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:46580 Activity:nil
5/9     Networking Vista computers together is a steaming pile of shit.
        What the fuck was MS thinking?  Fuck!  fuck.  (fuck).  blah.
        \_ So is networking vista to XP and to Samba.
           \_ Heck, networking XP to XP was awful, I had kinda assumed
              they would fix it in Vista.
              \_ They need to keep it awful to ensure backward compatibility.
2007/4/17 [Uncategorized/Profanity, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll] UID:46340 Activity:nil
4/17    NSFW link:tinyurl.com/2rq4ls
        \_ Yucks.
2007/4/3 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:46184 Activity:high
4/3     FUCK YOU RANGA.
        \_ hmm? what did I do? I wanted the polar bear videos.
        \_ hmm? what did I do?
           \_ this guy is mentally ill, just humor him. FUCKING SHITCOCKS
2007/3/21 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:46044 Activity:nil
3/21    pussy dick shit
        I want to see how long this post lasts before emarkp deletes it.
        \_ crap?  Ass?  schlong?  gazongas?
2006/11/8 [Recreation/Pets, Politics/Domestic/President/Bush, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:45273 Activity:nil Entry has been invalidated. Access denied. 2017/09/21 [General] UID:1000 Activity:popular
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2006/10/29-30 [Academia/UCLA, Uncategorized/Profanity, Recreation/Sports] UID:45025 Activity:nil
10/29   Sucks so bad that USC lost. It was Cal's best chance for a BCS
        bid. -- USC student, Cal fan.
        \_ Fuck all of you assholes.  -Berkeley alum, who couldn't give two
           shits about "Cal".
           \_ Fuck you, too.
        \_ I don't see how it makes a difference. If USC won, Cal would still
           need to beat USC to go to the Rose Bowl. Now, Cal needs to beat
           USC to go to the Rose Bowl. If Cal loses against USC, they wouldn't
           be going to a BCS bowl whether USC beat OrSt or not.
           \_ The argument is that if USC went to the Championship game,
              then Cal could finish 2nd and still go to the Rose Bowl.
              I don't like that argument. If Cal goes to the Rose Bowl it
              should not be because USC is playing for a MNC. The loss
              helped Cal, because now Cal has a game "to give" if they
              beat USC and a chance to finish 1st even if they lose to USC
              (if someone else can beat USC, too).
        \_ My argument was that if USC stayed #3 and Cal beat them (handing
           USC their only loss), Cal would have a good chance of finishing
           Top 6 and getting a BCS bid. I didn't consider Cal losing to USC.
           \_ If Cal beats USC, Cal wins the Pac-10 and goes to the Rose Bowl.
              This was the case last week, and it's the case now.
           \_ Cal doesn't need to finish top 6 to get a BCS bid.  If Cal
              beats USC and has no more than one other Pac-10 loss, we are
              guaranteed to go to the Rose Bowl.  If we lose to USC but
              finish in the top 14 BCS rankings, we can still go to a BCS
              bowl--there's one more BCS bowl this year than there has been
              in the past, so the chances are much less that we'll be screwed
              like we were in 2004 (and Oregon in 2005).
              In any case, the focus should be on beating USC, which would
              make polls and tiebreakers unimportant.  -tom
              \_ The focus should be beating the next opponent, as UDub
                 showed. If we lose to Arizona and UCLA then who cares
                 about USC?
                 \_ Yeah, but now we can lose to one of them and still go.
2006/10/2-4 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:44623 Activity:nil
10/1    Suppose the Iranians declared that it has launcheable nukes today
        and that it is willing to use it if any Western power interferes,
        what are some steps we can do to neutralize them?
        \_ "neutralize" them. Let me guess, you're a big white dick and you
           have the right to fuck whoever you please because you're a bad
           ass American and you are free to fuck whoever you want.
           \_ So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because
              pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes
        \_ Announce that we're going to saturation nuke them in 3 days to remove
           the threat unless they disarm, and if the civilians don't take
           matters into their own hands to remove the antagonistic leadership,
           they assume complicity.  Hope our missle defense works in case they
           retaliate.  Follow through.
           \_ I wonder whether we'd have our first born-and-bred coup
        \_ Enter detente just as we did with Soviet Union.
        \_ Of course, they might just be pulling a Saddam trying to make
           everyone think they have nukes when they really don't, to try to
           goad an invasion--remember, the Iranian pres. actually believes he
           needs to start a massive conflagration in order for the Mahdi to
           return.
2006/9/5-7 [Reference/Celebration, Politics/Foreign/Asia/China, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:44280 Activity:moderate
9/5     Who is Tawei Liao?
        \_ http://www.csua.berkeley.edu/~tawei
           http://ucsee.eecs.berkeley.edu/~tawei
           \_ Nice fake web sites.
           \_ Uh, aren't these 2 different people named Tawei?
              \_ These two pages above are owned by the same guy who is
                 trying hide his embarrasing past from his clients by
                 creating ficticious characters and displaying pictures
                 that don't resemble him. Google for his full name and
                 you'll see the truth.
                 \_ What's his full name? Googling for "Tawei Liao" is not
                    turning up anything interesting.
                    \_ That's because he's not particularly interesting.
        \_ A fag.
           \_ How do you know?  Have you fucked him?
              have you watched him fuck a man?
              \_ Yeah.  I watched you get buttfucked by him.  Huh huh.
                 Huh huh.  Huh huh.  -beavis & butthead
2006/8/29 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:44194 Activity:very high 66%like:44123
8/28    Nice b&w naked girl photos:  http://7floor.net  -John
        \_ Didn't you post the same link four days ago?
           \_ He must get some click revenue.
           \_ I didn't post this, it's either someone trying to annoy
              me, or attempting to piss off the killjoy who deleted
              the original link (a good cause, IMHO.)  -John
              \_ I like your links. Please post more.   -ax #1 fan
              \_ There's nothing particularly special about your link.
                 I'm reposting not because I want to piss you off or
                 because I support you. I'm posting for the sake of telling
                 the asshole who keeps censoring motd to piss off. I will
                 keep reposting your shit for a whole month.
        \_ there are plenty of naked pictures on the net, and I am sorry,
           these pictures don't stand out.
           \_ True, but it is a statement to the asshole who keeps censoring
              motd-- fuck off asshole, if you censor this message
              the entire motd will be nuked for a whole month.          -op
           \_ Feel free to share, then, e.g. put up or shut up.
2006/8/24-25 [Uncategorized/Profanity, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll] UID:44127 Activity:nil
8/24    Hey John how did you get around not getting identified by the
        identifier?
        \_ ?  Is this in relation to the tasteful nekkid gurl pics link
           I posted that some prude keeps deleting?  Why would I need to
           get around anything?  I sign all my posts... -John
           \_ Deleting stuff sucks, and deleters are asshole...BUT, maybe you
              should post NSFW stuff when the western hemisphere is not
              stuck at work.
              \_ Uh, I kind of clearly said "naked girls" and "NSFW".  I
                 don't force people to click on links :-)  -John
                 \_ I wasn't implying that people would click on youre NSFW
                    links and then get pissed off.  I was impying that they(we)
                    would sit at our terminals, see your clearly marked NSFW
                    links, not click on them because we're at work, and *then*
                    get pissed off.
                    \_ ...this is the kind of thinking that gets people
                       climbing clocktowers with high powered rifles.
                       \_ Yes.
                       \_ That's why we need to pass the anti-clocktower law.
2006/7/17-18 [Uncategorized/Profanity, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll] UID:43697 Activity:moderate
7/17    Pardon me, but what the fuck?  Is average CSUA member not command
                                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
        English basics language no more?  I thought ESL was a fundamental
        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
        requirement for acceptance to Cal?  Free tip:  your point, whatever
        it is, will not be ridiculed or ignored as much if it's not
        written in orc.  -John
        \_ Wow, you're a judgemental Nazi. No wonder people hate you on motd.
           Fuck you Heil German John. I'm watching you. -German John Hater #3
        \_ Free tip: don't give advice when it is not asked for.
           Go fuck yourself.
           \_ Free tip #1: Stop plagiarizing from the USGA etiquette "do not
                give advice to others on the course unless they ask you for
                it" and "Never coach or give unsolicited advice.")
                http:/ http://www.waggle.com/etiquette.htm
                http://www.sideroad.com/Business_Etiquette/business-golf-etiquette.html
              Free tip #2: "Go fuck yourself" isn't one of the USGA's
                etiquettes.
              Free tip #3: Go fuck yourself.
        \_ This would've been a great troll except for the fact that you
           got back-trolled big time.
        \- you may want to re-evaluate your original intent vs. the
           actual result of what you're trying to say. this is from me
           as an observer's point of view:
           -what you wanted to convey: "i am a nice person and i want to help
            you poor immigrants. i think that if you guys want to communicate
            effectively you should take some time to learn english
            , otherwise you will be ignored."
           -what a few heard: "you are all guests on my
            land and if you want to live here you need to learn my
            language or else get the fuck out of here."
           -what pissed-off immigrants heard: "i am a white male and even
            though i speak poorer asian languages than you speak
            english, you still need to learn my language because i belong
            to the white race with bigger penises. we are righteous and
            you are not. you must respect our authority and learn english"
           -what the overall intent is: "John is a jerk"
           please re-evaluate your method of communication. your reply
           is not necessary. ok thx.
           \_ From this post I read: "I like to fuck my mother and drink pee."
           \_ Does not parse.  I am a jerk.  I don't give a rat's ass what
              immigrants, psb or anyone reads into this.  I posted a very
                          \- leave me out of this.
                             but i do think you are sort of ratcheting
                             and in some cases may not be able to tell
                             ignorance from apathy. --psb
                             \_ If you sound like an ignoramus, you are
                                judged like one, period.  -John
                                \- my point is: if you are judging based on
                                   the sloda wall or motd, people may not
                                   be bothering to write well, rather than
                                   being unable to do so. even native speakers
                                   are sloppy here, not unreasonably so.
                                   and i think if you are coming to the US
                                   to study say engineering, there may be a
                                   diminishing marginal return calculation
                                   for how much you invest in grammar.
                                   so are you going to take on ebonics
                                   so are you going to taken on ebonics
                                   speakers next?
                                   i'd be curious how many of your native
                                   english speaking friends could explain
                                   the difference between say "compared to"
                                   and "compared with". if an ESL speaker
                                   gets further and farther confused, i'd
                                   cut them [sic] some slack. if a non-engineer
                                   native speaker cant tell you the diff
                                   cut them some slack. a lot of non-engineer
                                   native speakers cant tell you the diff
                                   between precision and accuracy ... probably
                                   not a disaster. a foreign speaker isnt a
                                   lawyer, not knowing the diff between "that"
                                   and "which" is also probably not a big deal.
                                   i'm not very careful about those usually.
                                   i'm not very careful with those usually.
                                   i think a lot of grammar nazis 1. worry
                                   about dumb things like "data is plural"
                                   or "dont use hopefully" 2. have pretty
                                   shallow knowledge [they know easy rules
                                   like it's vs its, but drown in slightly
                                   deeper waters].
                                   deeper waters. a good example is that cow
                                   who wrote the Eat Shoot Leave book].
                                   \_ I think there's a pretty big difference
                                      between "not knowing data is plural" and
                                      "completely incoherent".  I suspect
                                      John is mostly complaining about the
                                      latter, and you're criticizing (at least
                                      in part) John on the basis that he's
                                      speaking about the previous.
              clear point about students at what is supposedly one of the
              best schools in the world seemingly not having a basic
              command of that school's language.  If you want to interpret
              that as being an anti-immigrant rant, or some sort of
              belittling of other cultures/countries, that's your problem.
              Your reply is not necessary. ok thx.  -John
              \_ psb: your coworkers asian stupid "oh psb immigrants
                 THE MAN! He knows Greek mythology asian stupid lila.
                 He immigrants god." "we asian stupid immigrants, we
                 can't understand his circumlocutory speech!"
                 \_ I'm sorry but WHAT THE HELL are you talking about?
                    \_ This is a sublime "If you have to ask, you don't know"
                       moment.
        \_ I'm multi-lingual and my observation is that Westerners in general
           have a much more difficult time learning non-Western languages
           than the other way around. How would you personally feel if you
           tried your best to learn in a completely different language system
           in a completely different culture but still get ridiculed in the
           process? Oh, you wouldn't know, because you're a Westerner who
           can't see from the other side's point of view. No wonder the rest
           of the world hates you and is eager to see 911 again,
           over and over again. Go fuck yourself.
           \_ 1) Go fuck yourself as well.
              2) Part of the reason people give you shit is that your politics
                 are repellant to anyone living in a free society and you
                 defend one of the most loathesome governments on the
                 planet on a regular basis.
              3) I'm a white guy who was thrown into a school of all Mandarin
                 speaking kids who knew no English when I was 10, and I'm
                 damn well not about to whine if someone gives me shit about
                 not knowing the difference between, say, different measure
                 words, in spite of the fact that my native language has no
                 measure words in the sense that Mandarin does.
              4) I don't have a college degree from a Chinese university.
              5) Did I mention go fuck yourself?  Oh, yeah, go fuck yourself.
           \_ Blow me, I'm going through that right now, starting from zero,
              and making a reasonable go of it.  This is language #4, by
              the way.  But I don't presume to go to their top school with
              my crappy understanding and grammar.  And what the fuck is it
              with you and "Westerners"?  What does that have to do with
              anything?  I guess that makes us deserve 911 over and over
              again, and I've been (badly) trolled.  Cretin.  -John
              my crappy understanding and grammar.  I guess that makes me
              as a "Westerner" deserve 911.  Touchy, aren't we.  -John
              \_ then, should US Education restore the policy of given
                 IQ test in English to those immigrants and dump them into
                 retard classes based upon the IQ test result?
        \_ I don't know what it is with you Swiss but I've had similar
           experiences with another pedantic Swiss in Berkeley who seems to
           enjoy correcting every little grammatical mistake people make.
           Eventually most of us in the company grew resentful of him
           (including the CEO who was a minority) and eventually drove him
           out of our company. Perhaps you should ask why immigrants don't
           like to conform, as understanding the root of the problem may help
           you find constructive measures. One of the root causes is
           western resentment. If it weren't for you westerners, our
           motherlands would still be glorious and our ethnicity would still
           be portrayed kindly. But instead your predecessors and your elected
           leaders continually harrass, rape, and pillage nations like Vietnam
           and Iraq and made us into worthless refugees into your land, only
           to be ridiculed for every little tradition we hold dearly in our
           heart because whatever it is, rarely comform to your western
           standard. Personally, most of us are sick and tired of your
           unyielding, dominating western ways, and we just don't like you
           people, period. We will continue doing whatever it is we please,
           and if it annoys you, great!         -foreigner, proud of it
           \_ "Every little grammatical mistake"?  No, I'm castigating UC
              Berkeley students who're supposed to have a firm command of
              the English language but instead sound like they learned the
              language from the villains of bad war movies (or who're doing
              it on purpose to troll more effectively.)  You seem to have
              a (reasonably) firm command of the English language.  You're
              still a troll and an idiot, but do you notice how well that
              comes across?  -John
              \_ John, there is a structural problems here in our public
                 education system (see my post below).  Not everything is the
                 fault of these individuals.   This is one of the reason why
                 problems are a lot more widespread.  I can
                 assure you that *MAJORITY* of otherwise bright and qualified
                 immigrants DID NOT end up at top Universities due to the fact
                 that there isn't much incentive in our public school system
                 to teach them English.  Those few who defeated
                 the odds and made here is either very lucky (i.e. my case) or
                 he/she is extra-ordinary in some way.  Blame this squarely
                 on individual is going to cause a lot more resentment and
                 you see all sort of defensive postures.   As for stereo types
                 and Asian being "looked down upon."  Let me share this with
                 you.  When I was in high school, I can barely communicate
                 my thoughts and most people don't have the patience to talk
                 to me.  At the same time, we got this ethnic Vietnamese
                 who raised in Paris, native French speaker, speak worse
                 English than I am, but he get a lot more attention and slack
                 than I do.  It's not the color of skin thing, but, there
                 is a real differences on how average American treats
                 Europeans immigrants differently than those from Asia.
              \_ I don't know who you are and why you've recently dominated
                 most of the posts on motd but I'm starting to realize that
                 you probably need something as simple as medications or
                 therapies. But then again that is not unique to most of the
                 weirdos who post on motd. Troll on.
        \_ first of all, it's just me, not "average CSUA member."
           I happened to be a slow language learner and amused by
           average Europeans that can speak more than 3 language without
           effort.  Secondly, since you bought up, ESL *IS* the problem.
           To make a long story short, issue with ESL is that 1.
           UC requires 2 or 3 years of non-ESL (regular English) class, 2.
           ESL is funded by number of headcounts; thus, there isn't much
           of an incentive for those who is running ESL program to make
           people "graduate" to regular English classes.  3. As consequences,
           most people who stuck in ESL program are dumb fucks who has no
           real chance to go to college in UC system;  4. Since the pace
           of ESL classes mostly determined by the peers, and the fact that
           most students in ESL classes has no college ambition, you don't
           learn any English as result (Chinese, Arabic, and Spanish was
           more common in those classes).  In my personal case, it took cheat
           (smuggle to ESL office and tweak the official record on language
           proficiency), and bribe to for me to get out of ESL in-time just
           to be UC eligable.  But by that time, I was thrust into classes
           on Virginia Wolfe / Nathaniel Hawthorne without any knowledge of
           basic sentence and grammar.  I am not blaming the system for
           my failure.  But the sheer fact that you can comprehen what I am
           trying to say is considered a huge personal achievement given
           the circumstances I was in.
           \_ Well, congrats on making it -- but feel comforted by the fact
              that it's not just you.  There are plenty of people here that
              have no excuse and, as John puts it, sound as though they're
              speaking orc....  Seriously, though, unless you plan on going
              back to your country of origin I strongly suggest that you
              work on your language proficiency.  It may not be the
              official language of the country, but it's still one of the
              things your intelligence will be judged by.  It can harder to
              things your intelligence will be judged by.  It can be harder to
              land a tech job (or any job, really) if you're unable to
              coherently communicate your ideas.  (and man, this thread is
              just begging for someone to run jive or valspeak, on it,
              isn't it?)
              coherently communicate your ideas.  (and man, dis dread be plum
              beggin' fo' someone t'run JIBE o' valspeak, on it, isn't it?)
              \_ Maybe you should consider the possibility that most
                 foreigners look at Westerners as people who judge easily by
                 the way others look or talk. Maybe foreigners think that
                 Westerners are superficial, thus don't really care to
                 conform to the Western standards. Whatever. Go fuck yourself
                \_ You pretty good looking for a HU-MAHN!
        \_ racist white imperialist oppressing brown people!
              \_ How to get started?  I am going to get a tutor eventually,
                 but I think I can start with some highschool level grammar
                 book.  Any recommendation?
                 book.  Any recommendation?
                        \- you can probably get a used copy of BASIC ENGLISH
                           REVISITED (it's kinda of a weird book) for <$5.
                           it's not all grammar but a reference book. the
                           actual textbook i used is pretty expensive now
                           and probably not worth it. --psb
                           \_ if it is a good book and worth recommending,
                              do you remember the title of the book?
                 \_ Unless you have a need to infiltrate or become part of the
                    dirty bi ren culture, I'm sure you have a much better use
                    of your time than to follow bi ren's advice. You should be
                    proud of who you are and what you are, and don't give in.
                    Don't listen to bi ren John. He is a verbal bully and a
                    total jerk. Look. If someone judges you by the way you
                    talk or look, that person is shallow and full of shit
                    and is a total jerk and does not deserve your respect.
                    That goes with 90% of the bi ren trash I've met in my
                    life. BI REN ZHUAY TAO YAN GAN TA MA DI.
                    \_ He didn't judge on it. He pointed out that others
                       would. It's a fact and you're just being stupid.
                       Of course people judge on the way people talk and
                       look. Chinese do that as much... actually I'd say
                       a lot more in my experience. The diversity of the
                       USA far exceeds any Asian country. Who's superficial?
                       Nobody owes you anything.
                 \_ You may be able to find a tutor interested in helping
                    you with English in exchange for help with your native
                    language.
                    \_ thanks.  But being a native speaker is by no mean
                       a commander of my own native language.  I am planning
                       on getting a native language tutor as well :D
2006/6/27-29 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:43513 Activity:nil
6/27    Please to be recommending a hairspray that doesn't smell like fruits
        or flowers etc. thx.
        \_ Cream of Sum Yung Gai
           \_ Don't forget Yoo Suk Bum.
              \_ Suk Mai Phât Qok?
               \_ Lick My Hairy Asshole
                \_ Tounge fuck my hairy asshole.
                   \_ is that german?
        \_ Aquanet.
2006/5/1-4 [Computer/SW/Security, Uncategorized/Profanity, Computer/SW/Unix] UID:42873 Activity:nil
5/1     Fuck it.
        RSS wall feed isn't down, so much as only serving out my little diatribe on
        the life and death of the hack.
        I got shit to do. Later.
        --michener
        \_ Bring it back.  This is *your* organization.  It should run *your*
           code.  If bitchy alums, myself included, have problem with it, fuck
           em!  If bitchy alums have a problem with google seeing it, tell
           them to get off their asses and write robots.txt file to fix the
           problem. -dans
           \_ root staff seems much more inclined to ignore than do anything.
              It's rather discouraging for alums to even bother trying to
              help when work making old desired software run is ignored, and
              for requests that people "mail root if you want to do this," are
              met with much silence.
           \_ yes, you can "fuck em" but if the existence of a feed
              makes people revolt, and not use wall logging, and therefore
              make the feed pretty much useless as well, what's the fucking
              point?
              \_ Lowers the alumni noise floor of wall thereby making it a
                 useful channel for undergraduate signal?  Sounds like a win
                 to me. -dans
                 \_ that way all 6 undergrads can talk.  If the alumni noise
                    is a concern for them, I'm sure they can figure out
                    how to make a second wallall channel
                    \_ If, as you indicate, there are only 6 active undergrads
                       in the organization, then perhaps the CSUA has run its
                       course and should be shut down.  Of course, you're
                       wrong, so the point is moot. -dans
                       \_ Do you actually work on getting stupider every
                          day?  -tom
                          \_ For you tom?  Anything. :-*
                             It's cute how you define stupid as "Any view
                             that doesn't support what you believe."  Here in
                             reality, i.e. that place outside of the bubble
                             you live in, we call that closeminded and
                             juvenile.  meh.  Bored now. -dans
                             \_ Coming from you, this is hilarious.
                                \- but is it ironic?
        \_ Let me add some useful info to this debate.  For the record, I
           think it's a cool idea, and don't care of Google indexes wall, in
           which case you could just reenable it as is.  But, the bitchy
           alumni can read these:
           http://csua.org/u/fok - How do I request that Google not crawl
           parts or all of my site?
           http://csua.org/u/foj - How can I remove content from Google's
           index?
        \_ Interesting and useful. But, really. I seriously have code to
           write for classes and such and shit to do. So I'll revisit at
           a later date. Until then, bad alums, no cookie! ;) --michener
2006/3/30-31 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:42559 Activity:moderate
3/30    http://news.bostonherald.com/localRegional/view.bg?articleid=132848
        Photo evidence and witness report (Boston U assistant professor):
        Scalia punctuated gesture with verbal "Fuck you" (in Italian)
        \_ Good thing he doesn't go cruising in parks by the Potomac in
           the middle of the night.
           the middle of the night like some of his comtemporaries.
           the middle of the night like some of his contemporaries.
        \_ "Va fa in culo" means "do (it) in the asshole", not "fuck you."
           Subtle semantic difference.  -John
        \_ Good thing he doesn't go cruising in parks by the Potomac in
           the middle of the night like some of his contemporaries.
           \_ You usually translate the meaning of these things, not the
              word-for-word mapping. "Va te faire foutre" doesn't translate
              directly to "fuck you," but that's a pretty good idiomatic
              way to get across what it means.
        \_ What is it about extreme right wingers that makes them so vulgar?
           First Cheney's "go fuck yourself", now Scalia.  Or is it that the
           media just loves to pounce on these self-righteous assholes?
2006/3/20 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:42339 Activity:nil
3/20    Its to hard; for you all imaginary troling, asshole
        to USE ENGRISH GRAMER?  Fuck,
        \_ Its just about as hard as it is for you to use grammar.
           *Note to self, when being a grammar nazi, use correct grammar*
           \_ note to you: you didn't
2006/2/22-27 [Recreation/Food/Alcohol, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:41960 Activity:nil
2/22    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/germany_manure_dc
        URL self explanitory. Heil Shit Eating German John!!!
        \_ What kind of wine pairs well with pig manure?
        \_ shit eating? what the fuck is your problem? seriously?
2006/2/15-16 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:41875 Activity:moderate
2/15    fuck you tom
        \_ tom, who posted this?
           \_ troll, who cares?
        \_ classy.
2006/2/14 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:41849 Activity:high
2/14    Fuck you.  Do you want to fight?  I'll totally fight you.
        \_ Context--    Care to elaborate?     -- motd-2
           \_ Response to the I-want-to-get-my-ass-kicked fucking shithead
              jive ass bastard cocksucker who keeps reposting the
              "Happy V--------- day" shit.  I vowed yesterday that if anyone
              said anything like that to me today it would result in a
              real, bloody fight, and I'm willing to buy a plane ticket to
              California to live up to it.
2006/1/25-27 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll/Jblack, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:41528 Activity:nil
1/25    Fuck you. Go talk about politics in freeper or radiofreeamerica.
        \_ hey man, be a little polite.  I didn't say "fuck you" or insult
           you in any way.
2006/1/9-12 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:41304 Activity:kinda low
1/9     "Well that's great, that's just fuckin' great man. Now what the fuck
        are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty shit now man...
        That's it man, game over man, game over! What the fuck are we gonna do
        now? What are we gonna do?"
        http://csua.org/u/ek9 (yahoo! news)
        \_ Five meters!  Four!
        \_ Take off and nuke the site from orbit.  It's the only way to be
           sure.  -tom
           \_ Fuckin Ay!
              \_ ITYM either "fuckin a" or, on a long shot, "fuckin aye".
                 \_ Aye-firmative!
                 \_ I never understood that one. What the hell does it mean?
                    \_ I Think You Mean -> ITYM
                 \_ Don't think so much.
                 \_ Maybe he's doing a Fonzie imitation.
           \_ ... I knew "ITYM", I was asking about "fuckin' a" --didn't delete
              \_ The one I've found so far that I like is a variation from the
                 phrase "A-OK".  "Fuckin' A-OK" -> "Fuckin' A'"
              \_ Short for "fuckin asshole" maybe?  Since those two are strung
                 together pretty commonly, that'd be my guess...but I'm hardly
                 an expletive expert.
        \_ Just hold your breath and the detector won't detect you.
           \_ Well, and also stay *completely* still until they stop scanning
              the room you're in...assuming you know when they *are* scanning.
2005/12/20 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:41094 Activity:nil
12/20   I deleted all political drivels.
        Fuck Repubicans, who are below Reptiles and above Repugnant,
        Fuck Democraps, uninformed haters of freedom,
        Long live Linux and tech talk, may the world belong to us,
        May technocracy rule! Oh and vote for the Penguine Party.
2005/12/15-16 [Computer/SW/WWW/Browsers, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:41027 Activity:moderate
12/14   Panexa is the right choice, the safe choice. The only choice.
        http://www.panexa.com  -John
        \_ http://blog.stayfreemagazine.org/2005/11/cafepress_copyr.html
           \_ Fuck Cafepress.  I've been censored there with no warning
              or explanation also, and I would not give them my business
              again even for something that would clearly not be censored.
              Fuck them straight in the ear.
              \_ Get a life.  -tom
                 \_ Get a life. -motd
                    \_ Get a life.
                       \_ Get a life.
                          \_ Get a life.
                             \_ Get a life.
                                \_ Get a life.
                                   \_ Get a life.
                                      \_ Get a life.
                                         \_ Get a life.
                                            \_ Get a life.
                                               \_ Get a life.
                                                  \_ Get a life.
                                                     \_ Get a life.
                                                        \_ Get a life.
                                                           \_ Get a life.
                                                              \_ Get a life.
                                                                 \_ DAMN!
                                                        Get a life. _/
                                                     Get a life. _/
2005/9/7-9 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:39560 Activity:low
9/7     [fuck you, you motherfucker.  Being a real estate speculator is
         parasitic enough without trying to feed off of disaster.  Please
         please please die. P.S. Fuck you.]
        \_ I've bought a house in Santa Clara and a condo in Sunnyvale
           several years ago. I've also flipped one in San Jose, although
           I didn't make as much as my peers in Las Vegas. Unlike you I'm
           a true believer in the American Dream. My great parents came to
           the US with nothing, and now everyone in my family lives
           comfortably. How? Everyone believes in work ethics. We will
           keep working hard until we retire. Face it. Either you buy
           properties, or you're bought. It's a dog eat dog world.
           Do something about it instead of whining you lazy fuck. God Bless.
           Do something about it instead of whining you lazy fuck. Khuda Hafez.
           Do something about it instead of whining you lazy fuck. Khudah Hafez.
           \_ Ram it up your ass, you cocksucking son of a bitch.  My family
              came here with nothing also, but they actually worked instead
              of becoming the landowning insect trash they fled europe to
              get away from.  Fuck you, fuck all your fellow speculators,
              and fuck your mother.
              \_ 75% of the Americans own land. Why do you hate them?
                 \_ Where did you get THAT stat? url?
                 \_ Of course I don't hate them.  My parents who actually work
                    for a living are among them.  Speculators are a parasitic
                    minority among homeowners.  Unlike fuckhead above, I
                    believe that the American dream means *working* for your
                    wealth so you can buy your own land, not playing a land
                    casino to fuck everyone else, hoping there will always
                    be a bigger fool.
                    \_ Such is the nature of capitalism. Like anything else,
                       you want to maximize return. Look at the history of
                       steel, rail-road, oil, electricity, software, etc.
                       Nothing stops or prevents people from amassing
                       rare commodities, and using their power to gain
                       more power. In fact, this is so much easier in the
                       United States than any other country. Why single
                       out land ownership when there are so many other things
                       that also seem unfair? If anything else, you shouldn't
                       blame the mindless drones from amassing properties.
                       Instead, look at the system that allows and even
                       encourages people to do all that you despise.
           \_ Spoken like a true Christian.
              \_ How do you know the pp is not a Muslim?
                 \_ He didn't say "Allah."
2005/9/5-7 [Consumer, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:39497 Activity:low
9/6     40-Year Old Virgin-- totally funny, and very different. Go see it!
        \_ It could have been modeled after some unnamed sodalites.
        \_ It is hilarious. I also recommend it. Question. What does singing
           "The Age of Aquarius" have anything to do with getting laid?
           My history of the hippy era is pretty bad. Please explain, thx.
           \_ It was a poke in the eye to the boomers. That song is their
              anthem. That is how I read it, anyway.
              \_ Interesting. What year was the zenith of the hippy era?
                 \_ Depends who you ask.  The zenith of its visibility and
                    influence on the wider culture was probably Woodstock
                    in 1969.  If you ask those who considered themselves the
                    "true hippies," it was probably the early '60s era in
                    San Francisco - Diggers, Merry Pranksters, etc...by the
                    time the "Summer of Love" happened, most of the "true
                    hippies" felt the whole thing had gone to shit and just
                    become an excuse to get high and fuck.
                      -- had hippy parents
                    \_ lye, did your parents smoke pot? Are they still
                       liberal or have they become a lot more conservative?
                       \_ Clearly you don't know me at all if you're asking
                          what happened to my parents.  I'd rather not go into
                          it on the motd.  You can email me if you're really
                          interested.  --lye
                    \_ Isn't that it was always about? In any case, its
                       Zenith as a cultural movement was probably '68
                       "Summer of Love" or soon thereafter.
                    \_ I've seen what people looked like (especially hippies)
                       in the 60s ... I'd probably have to be high to fuck
                       anyone back then.
                       \_ I dunno. Gogo boots and minidresses are pretty rad.
                          It's the 70s that make me wanna hurl. Of course,
                          the above isn't 'hippy' attire.
2005/8/3-5 [Recreation/Humor, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:38980 Activity:nil
8/3     Okay, basically this looks like the funniest shit ever:
        http://accstudios.com/f/comicpreview_page_cover.htm
        \_ Yawn. Dismissed as crap months ago.
2005/7/29 [Science/GlobalWarming, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:38877 Activity:nil
7/28    I used to be young, idealistic, and optimistic. I had a job,
        quit my job, and started helping people out to make the world
        a better place. Then as I got older, I realized the world
        doesn't want to be better. The old people don't like to be
        told by youngin's how they should live their lives, and the
        really poor people are actually pretty stubborn and most
        importantly, conservative. People are they way they are,
        because they unwilling to listen to you, to make changes,
        or to be helped. The world doesn't need another fucking
        idealist. So fuck the world, fuck social programs, fuck
        volunteering, fuck Peace Corp, fuck everything that trys
        to make the world better, because the world doesn't want
        to be made better.
        \_ You may want to read the Book of Ecclesiastes.
           -- ulysses
        \_ And finally, fuck you.
        \_ The optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds,
           and the pessimist fears he may be right. -- ilyas
        \_ Actually, I'm happier knowing there are more idealists in the
           world (at least those idealists that use violence as a last but
           necessary resort, e.g., Gulf War 1, WW2, Korean War).
           Do what I do:  Be practical, but inside, be idealistic, but try
           not to admit to it.
           The practical side of you may have recognized that people resent it
           when you single them out for charity (giving money to beggars), but
           they will accept freely if it is part of a formal process that
           most people see as fair (Social Security, Medicare, universal health
           care, etc.).
           \_ Heh.  'Most.'  So are you liberals a persecuted minority or not,
              make up your fucking mind.
              \_ 72% of Americans support universal health insurance.  That
                 sounds pretty moderate to me.
                 \_ 55% of Americans (including 47% of Kerry voters) believe
                    "God created humans in present form".  27% believe "humans
                    evolved, God guided the process".  A mere 13% believe
                    "humans evolved, God did not guide process".  About 2/3
                    of Americans want creationism taugh along with evolution.
                    What do I believe?  I believe if the majority of Americans
                    believes in something, run away from it, fast.
              \_ Hi troll!
2005/7/25-26 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Motd, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:38805 Activity:low
7/25    I don't know anything about Green Days or their lyrics. Are they
        really "green"? Like do their songs sing about environment,
        conservation, mother nature, fuck you Bush, and other things?
        \_ Maybe they'll have some information on the internets.
        \_ No, Green Day refers to smoking marijuana all day, and they're
           a punk band. They have little or nothing to do with the
           Green Party, Greenpeace, or Green Acres.
           \_ Fuck them then.
           \_ Dookie!
        \_ Why don't you ask them in person? They used to hang out near
           the dumbsters behind Safeway in Berkeley.
           |_ I thought the Berkeley dumbsters hung out on the motd.
           the dumpsters behind Safeway in Berkeley.
2005/7/6-7 [Uncategorized/Profanity, Recreation/Dating] UID:38435 Activity:nil
7/6     oral sex instructions
        http://www.craigslist.org/sfc/rnr/82774241.html
        \_ Even better - the "ass fuck conspiracy":
           http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/63921265.html
2005/6/21-23 [Consumer/Audio, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Motd, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:38241 Activity:nil
6/21    Hey native russian speakers, what the hell is this:
        http://www.dusha.su/main.html
        I can't figure it out.  .su is Siberia... I think?
        I didn't know Siberia had split off already!
        Who is this guy? http://tinyurl.com/72luo  - danh
        \_ .su is leftover from soviet union.
        \_ Where did you hear about these guys, Dan?  They are a cult, by
           the way.  E-mail me for details. -- ilyas
           \_ share all the juicy details with the rest of the motd.
              \_ Eh, why should I?  Motd treats me like shit.  -- ilyas
                 \_ motd treats us all like shit
2005/4/15 [Uncategorized/Profanity, Politics/Domestic/President/Reagan] UID:37215 Activity:high 50%like:36345
4/15    Fuck Reagan. Fuck his followers as well.
        \_ Necrophiliac.
           \_ That no longer legal thanks to the Governator!
2005/4/6 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:37087 Activity:nil
4/5     fuck you and die.
        \_ Yay!
2005/3/16-17 [Recreation/Shopping, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:36716 Activity:high
3:16    We've been through why some of you think it's such a god-damned
        sin to WASH YOUR HANDS after you pee, people so afraid of germs
        that they use a hand towel to open the door, and people who use
        the handtowel to turn off the water, but WHAT THE FUCK is wrong
        with you people who don't FLUSH THE TOILET?!?!?!
        \_ http://tinyurl.com/3osv5  Feel rich when you're in the bathroom
        \_ What is with this obsession over public restrooms?  Seriously,
           unless you have an autoimmune disorder, you're all just being
           stoopid.  There's probably more contaminants in the food at the
           restaurant than you'll pick up by flushing the damn toilet.
           I would love to see what happens when you all get to child-rearing.
           \_ I think there's just one OCD guy...
        \_ use your foot then.  problem solved.
        \_ Same reason: those people are afrard of germs.  They can't get away
           with not opening the door, so they use a hand towel.  It looks very
           obvious if they don't turn off the water, so they use a hand towel.
           But they think it's less obvious if they don't flush, so they don't.
           I'm lucky that the urinals at my workplace are automatic even though
           the faucets and doors aren't.  At other places, I'd very unwillingly
           flush the urinal.
           \_ Flush it with your foot.
              \_ That's fucking stupid -- not to mention rude.
                 \_ Stupider and ruder than not flushing the toilet?
                    \_ As if those were the only two solutions to the
                       problem....
                       \_ What is the other solution? Crap on the floor???
                          \_ Are you seriously this retarded?  If you really
                             believe this, then there's not much point
                             talking to you, you inconsiderate OCD bastard.
                             \_ Let's see the choices presented so far have
                                been flush with your hand, don't flush at all
                                and flush with your foot. You claim that there
                                are other solutions. I don't see any. Oh wait!
                                I just thought of another: crap your pants.
                                Is that your solution???
                                \_ Use some TP wrapped around your hand to push
                                   the lever.  Sheesh.
                                   \_ This is just a variant of flushing with
                                      your hand.
                                \_ Oh my god.  This is just amazing.  I don't
                                   think I've ever been this flabbergasted
                                   by motd before.  How did you get into
                                   berkeley???
                 \_ I always flush with foot at public places like restaurants
                    and airports, etc. I don't kick it like I want to break it,
                    just tap it lightly. I don't consider this rude at all as
                    everyone else I know does the same thing. -!pp
                    \_ How about when you're visiting someone?  What about
                       when a guest uses your toilet?
           \_ I hate the oh too sensitive automatic flushes at my workplace.
              Everytime I take a dump, it flushes like 6 times while I was
              sitting there.
              \_ Are you sure it's not you? Our work place's automatic one
                 works fine.
           \_ Can't you germ fearing people just WASH YOUR HANDS after you
              flush?  What's the problem here?  Afraid of germs in the
              soap too??
              \_ I use my foot. Being able to wash afterwards doesn't really
                 solve the problem... would you happily smear your hands full
                 of shit? You can just wash your hands afterwards right?
                 \_ Are you the "Are you chinese" guy?  You seem to have the
                    same predilection toward irrelevant repetitive idiocy.
                 \_ Wow man, you really suck at wiping.
                    \_ Uhm, no, but I don't trust that other people have
                       touched the handle with clean hands.
                       \_ So you make goddamned sure it's soiled with your
                          filthy shoes.  Nice.
                 \_ Come back to this conversation.  We're talking about
                    leaving shit in the bowl.  Would you smear shit all over
                    your shoes to flush?  Do you wash your shoes afterward?
                    \_ Maybe he buys a new pair of shoes every time he
                       flushed the toilet, which would explain why he's so
                       flushes the toilet, which would explain why he's so
                       averse to flushing it.
                       \_ That or he wears birkenstocks or something.
2005/2/28-7/25 [Uncategorized/Profanity, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll] UID:36465 Activity:nil 66%like:36495 66%like:36510
3/2     [troll deleted]
        \_ This was an interesting topic to lots of people. Tell you what,
           if you keep deleting any Valerie Plame discussion, I will start
           nuking your boring ass shit. Fair?
           \_ And you would know who I am....how?
2005/2/21 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:36345 Activity:nil 50%like:37215
2/21    Fuck PG&E.  Fuck them in the ear.
2005/2/16 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:36198 Activity:very high
2/16    motd phycologists, I had a dream about the A-team last night, what
        do you think this means?
        \_ I have XFiles dreams every once in a while.  And only one included
           sex with Scully.  I need to get better at lucid dreaming.
        \_ what the f*** is a phycologist? do you mean psychologist?
           \_ if you mean fuck, say fuck.
                \_ why?
                   \_ do what you say, say what you mean, 'cause one thing
                      leads to another.
                        \_ ok you convinced me.
                           \_ Learn how to post to motd correctly.
                      \_ Why do you say do what you say say what you mean?
                         \_ What do you mean why do you say do what you say say
                            what you mean?
                      \_ Why, do you say, do "what you say" say "what you
                         mean"?
        \_ It obviously means you're gay.
        \_ I came to the US some 15 years ago and it was my favorite
           show back then when I was in HS and learning English.
        \_ You need to describe what happens in the dream and how you were
           involved. Were you sucking Face's dick, or were B.A. and Hannibal
           doing you from both ends while Murdock whacked off? Or all of the
           above?
           \_ Okay, FUCK YOU for putting that image in my head.  Christ, what
              the fuck is wrong with you people.
           \_ Ummm.. no, it was actually a pretty standard A-Team plot.
              We were busting some hostages out of a mansion.  There was a
              lot of shooting, but no one ever hit anything.  I think I
              was Face.
2005/2/9 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:36119 Activity:nil
2/9     erikred  25339  0.0  0.1   944  588  CD  I+    9:18AM   0:00.00 sed s/[C\
c]unt/twat/g /etc/motd.public
        \_ hello Erik! cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt twat twat twat
           \_ Yeah, that's mature.
2005/1/27 [Uncategorized/Profanity, Politics/Domestic/President/Bush] UID:35933 Activity:high
1/27    I hate Bush.
        \_ why did you put him up against Lurch?
        \_ Culturally illiterate moron vwapped.
        \_ fuck old people!
        \_ Dubya is a nice guy, but he's dumb and surrounded by smart people
           who all have something seriously wrong with them.
           Dubya's smirk and asshole looks come from being dumb.
        \_ That's okay. He cares not one whit what you think, either.
        \_ I like bush, but don't rule out anal until you've tried it.
           \_ ... or oral.
2005/1/14-16 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Motd, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:35722 Activity:high
1/14    Anyone read this book by Linsay Moran, a former CIA agent, about
        her career with the CIA? It's called "Blowing My Cover: My Life
        as a CIA Spy".
        \_ Great.  Now every enemy regime can read this book.
           \_ Her rather short career. Interesting perhaps, but not exactly
              a threat to national security.
                \_ Yeah, it was short. I believe she started in '98, and
                   she probably left at least a year before writing this book.
                   5 years, probably.
           \_ You are an idiot, and idiots threaten our national security.
              \_ You are an idiot, and idiots threaten our national security.
                 \_ How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck....
                 \_ How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck....
                    \_ How much motd would a motd fuck chuck if a motd fuck...
                       could do *anything*?!
                       \_ As much chuck as a motd fuck could fuck if a motd fuck
                          could fuck...
                          *anything*!
              \_ Having self-identified, please report to the nearest citizen
                 recycling post.
2005/1/14 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:35716 Activity:high
1/14    When people have anal sex, how do they know there is no leftover feces
        in the rectum?  Wouldn't it be gross when you pull out and see that
        your penis is lubricated with her shit?  It'd still be gross even if
        you're wearing a condom.
        \_ enema.
        \_ If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen.  If you
           can't stand the shit, stay out of the rectum!
        \_ google for santorum and anal.
2004/12/26-27 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:35443 Activity:nil
12/26   motd restored.  fuck all y'all.
2004/12/2-4 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:35154 Activity:high
12/1    Where are you going on vacation?
        \_ What is this "vacation" thing you speak of?
           \_  It's a technical term.  It refers to the phenomenon of increased
               bandwidth on certain shared networks.
        \_ yer mom's
           \_ fuck off you piece of shit. I am sick of seeing this shit.
              I hope you get run over by a car.
              \_ fuck off you piece of shit. I am sick of seeing this shit.
                 \_ See now. If the CSUA has simply stuck with the form I had
                    to fill out in 1993, people like this would be filtered
                    out.
                    \_ Don't be stupid.
              \_ pwnd!
              \_ really? I think its funny everytime. - !pp
                 \_ yep. me too.  I think if you don't find this kind of
                    humor funny, .hushlogin is probably a good idea. -!pp,!ppp
                    \_ I think you are both dumbasses. -!pp,!ppp!pppp
                       \_ I think yermom is a dumbass.
                          \_ I think yermom has a wide ass.
                 \_ what's pp stand for?
                    \_ "previous poster."  op means "original poster."
                    \_ "perplexed peon" ie, you
                        ps, ie stands for "isn't it explicit [enough]?"
                        ok. ttyl
                        \_ opp!
        \_ No where. I have to work and I have to do the reading for
           next semester.
           \_ See now we know you're lying. There are no actual students who
              post here. Just aging crufty alums who complain about system
              improvements they didn't pay a dime for.
                 \_ I'm an alum and a student.  I've given money to Cal
                    every year since I graduated and I'm planning to give
                    money to the CSUA this christmas b/c they put up info
                    about where to send the money to on the main page.
                    BTW, I've never complained about soda (even when it
                    was running on the sequent).
                    \_ That's great. You know I was just joking, right?
              \_ And then they profess how they're such great libertarians!
                 \_ I'm a semi-crufty alum who agrees with but said nothing
                    about the system improvements, and am politically a
                    socialist.  Wait, what's my point again?
                 \_ Fuck off you piece of shit
                    \_ No, you fuck off you piece of shit.
                        \_ Double dumb ass to you too!
                           \_ I am deeply ashamed that I know what you're
                              quoting and that I recognize it as being
                              slightly wrong.  "Double dumbass on you!"
                              *sigh*
        \_ !ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
2004/11/30-2005/4/28 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:35126 Activity:kinda low 66%like:31021
4/28    No, really.  Fuck you.
        \_ You can get that from Target now: http://csua.org/u/a5l
           \_ Easter egg?
              \_ Target and Amazon use the same database backend, so anything
                 you can find at Amazon, you can pull up a Target page for.
                 Also available are 'Anal Massage' and 'Marijuana'.
        \_ No, really, why? Here's your chance to convert them!
2004/11/23 [Politics/Domestic/President/Bush, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:35042 Activity:high
11/23   Jeb Bush for 2008! Long Live the Bush Dynasty!     -religious guy
        \_ Fuck you. Seriously. Fuck you, fuck bush, and fuck jesus.
           fuck all of you assholes.  If you like jihad, why don't you
           convert to islam, and move to Iran where you belong?
           \_ jihad is already upon you.
           \_ Congratulations, you've been trolled.
        \_ Who censored the fuck jesus guy?
           \_ restored.
        \_ http://bushislord.com
           \_ republican: good, democrat: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil
2004/11/3 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:34611 Activity:nil
11/3    F* Europe, and especially F* the Brits who were cold calling Ohioans
        to get them to vote Kerry.  We declared independence in 1776, and
        we've won the right to cast our own votes.
        \_ Fuck.  Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.  Just say it.  Fuck fuck fuck.
        \_ Yeah, seconded, F* the Brits.  USA!  USA! Foreigners = teh gay!
2004/10/23-24 [Politics/Domestic/Immigration, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:34311 Activity:high
10/23   AMERICA!  FUCK YEAH!!!
        \_ YOU FUCKING DICK!
        \_ It's "TEAM AMERICA: FUCK YEAH!!!!"
           \_ No. http://music.ign.com/articles/558/558234p1.html
           \_ You obviously haven't watched the movie.
2004/10/3 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:33903 Activity:nil
10/3    beautiful sunday
        fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck!
        inside writing code
        \_ Welcome to the rest of your life.
2004/9/17-18 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:33595 Activity:kinda low
9/17    A little nostalgia for all you punks out there.  Old Skull is
        Awesome.
        http://www.themelesswonder.com/oldskull.htm
        \_ fucking a bro.@!  i fucking remember that shit.  i remember readding
           an arti cle about them in Trhasher in like 1990 or some shit.
           we all agfreed that they rule, but never bought an album.
        \_ Thank you! I was looking for these guys a while back but couldnt
           find them... for some reason I thought their name was Young Skull.
           ha. Anyway... now just to find some MP3's.....
2004/9/14 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:33524 Activity:nil
9/14    Someone's selectively pruning.  Stop that.
        \_ Stop nuking, asshole. -!pruner
        \_ Stop being an asshole, pruner.
        \_ Prunes are tasty.
           \_ Assholes are a relevant topic then.
              \_ Dead threads were pruned.  What is your problem other than
                 having a 4.77mhz brain?
                 \_ Bad command or file name.
              \_ You like stuffing prunes into your asshole?  What wild sex!
        \_ blame ilyas and tom
2004/9/2 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:33293 Activity:nil
9/2     This whole motd just deserves a nice healthy "fuck all ya'll."  So
        here goes:

        FUCK ALL YA'LL!!!

        There.  I just made my own day.
2004/7/21-22 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:32403 Activity:high
7/21    Robotech
        \_ Ghost in the Shell: SAC
        \_ Protoculture
        \_ poll:
           Lin Minmai: .
           \_ Biggest bitch ever.  Hated the entire series.
           Lisa Hayes: .
           Miriya: .
                \_ big... pussy...
           Rook: .
        \_ New series coming out titled Shadow Force (go to http://Robotech.com)
           \_ I don't see it.
        \_ Fuck Robotech/HarmonyGold.  Give me Macross.
           \_ Fuck all that shit.  Gimme Cap'n Harlock and Esmeralda!
              Throw in some Grandizer and Mazinger Z.
              \_ Did you see the recent Esmeralda remake OAV? La-ame!
                 It's like people have forgotten what made Harlock and
                 such great! (That being, incrediable Japanese
                 Nationalism, but hey.)
           \_ Macek did a pretty good job taking a largely incoherent plot line
              with pretty uninteresting characters, and turning it into a
              pretty watchable story.  Macross Plus was pretty, but basically
              ass.  Macross Zero has been pretty entertaining.  Macross isn't
              THAT cool, dude.
              \_ Macross one was ok. I don't think that Macek's version
                 of Macross was really any better. Macek's feat was taking
                 3 totally unrealated robot series and turning them into
                 one fairly coherant story line.  I personally like
                 Macross Plus, but Zero is getting a little "magical" by
                 my standards.  (Although it's certainly fun to watch) Now
                 Macross II, and 7, those are pretty much pure,
                 unadulterated, crap. -jrleek
        \_ Bah! Star Blazers.
        \_ Bah! Full Metal Panic!
2004/7/10-12 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:32210 Activity:high
7/10    Does anyone have a good stock letter for how to ask for more money?
        My boss wants me to write him a letter saying "I'm the shit!" so
        that he can take it to management...
        \_ To Whom It May Concern:
                I'm the shit, so pony up the cash.

                Sincerely,

                J. Loser
                \_ "Click click, gimme yo shit" worked for me.  -John
        \_ Generally, this is a list of your fantastic accomplishments that
           would justify your new salary as compared to the market and the
           fantastic job market for qualified candidates right now.  You
           should ask your boss if this is the concept he's looking for.
           He'll explain if he isn't an asshole.
           \_ Addendum: why isn't your boss supporting you on this?  Why
              can't your boss write this letter?  He should know what your
              accomplishments are and be able to make the case for your
              increased salary if he felt you really earned one.  It sounds
              like your boss doesn't support you or really give a shit and
              doesn't want you to get any more and is using this letter to
              the higher ups thing as a scam to cover his ass with you for
              later so he can say, "sorry jonny but the higher ups didn't
              think your letter was enough".  If I'm right you need a new
              job or at least a new boss.
              \_ If the letter is required by the higher ups, the boss
                 may not feel like writing it himself.  It makes more sense
                 to have the guy asking for the raise towrite the letter and
                 the boss to look it over, make sure it looks reasonable,
                 and pass it on above.  This shit happens all the time, haven't
                 you ever written your own recomendation letters and had a boss
                 or coworker sign them?
2004/6/26 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:31021 Activity:nil 66%like:34574 66%like:35126
6/25    [fuck you]
2004/6/23 [Uncategorized/Profanity, Computer/SW/P2P] UID:30972 Activity:high
6/23    http://bugmenot.com
        \_ shit, stop sharing this stuff.  the more you advertise something
           the this the faster it becomes completely useless.
2004/6/13-14 [Uncategorized/Profanity, Computer/HW/Drives] UID:30778 Activity:insanely high
6/13    RIAA doesn't want you copying songs from the radio:
        http://tinyurl.com/373ht (reuters.com)
        \_ nothing new.  RIAA/MPAA are already public enemy number one
           \_ public enemy?  hardly.  if you're using a p2p net to steal
              music you'll hate them.  i've never downloaded a p2p client.
              the riaa/mpaa activities mean absolutely nothing to me.  i laugh
              when the motd/slashdot crowd whines about their freedom to
              steal and their 'rights' being taken away.  you noted that
              they didn't sue anyone before p2p networks or napster existed,
              right?
              \_ what if you just hate them because all the music for the last
                 ten years sucks?
                 \_ That's not their fault.  All possible good music has already
                    been created.
                 \_ That's not their fault.  All possible good music has
                    already been created.
           \_ I hate them because they are too greedy.
              \_ I second that. Regional coding, SCMS, all these fucked up shit
                 that doesn't prevent shit but prevents me from watching legid
                 DVDs from other countries. Fuck the RIAA, even though they
                 have nothing to do with DVD, but fuck them none the less!
                 \_ all optical data storage technology sucks ass anyway.
                    I firmly believe that people have only been suckered by
                    the lie of optical data storage media by brainwashing.
                    i have tapes from the 1980's that have been dropped,
                    kicked, left out on the ground, left in a hot car
                    and carried around the world in a grubby shoulder bag
                    that still play fine, and cds that are less than four
                    years old that are totally busted. fuck cds and fuck
                    dvds.
2004/5/29 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Motd, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:30485 Activity:high
5/30    Wow, you fuckers sure made the motd boring as all fuck!  Restored.
        \_ Fuck off you piece of shit!!
           \_ *laugh* Why don't you just script something to nuke the whole
              motd everytime you login, you dipshit?
              \_ YOU DIPSHIT!!
                 \_ w0w th3r3 s\/re 3r2 sum SM2RT p33pz on CSUA!  1 LUV!!!!11!
2004/4/22 [Politics, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:13326 Activity:nil
4/21    http://www.thememoryhole.org/war/coffin_photos/dover
        shit, now I'm depressed.
2004/4/5 [Politics/Foreign/MiddleEast/Iraq, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:13017 Activity:nil
4/5     Iraq: Shit, meet fan.
2004/4/4-5 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:13008 Activity:nil
4/4     I think it's REALLY cool that we have a formatd. Usually I just post
        shit here without indentation and somehow it gets pretty indented.
        Whoever wrote formatd is COOOOL.
        \_ 1) formatd isn't a program.  2) i only format shit that is slightly
           off but still worth reading.  3) mymom and mydad aren't merely
           COOOOL.  bringing me into the universe was much better than that.
           4) no, i don't touch psb's fucked up "i'm too good to bother" crap.
           5) there is no 5.  6) if you keep posting like an idiot i'll
           eventually get bored of fixing your crap and put you into the psb
           lazy fuck pile or just delete it if it's really bad to save the
           rest of the motd from your stupid shit.  if you're too lazy to
           format properly you're unlikely to add anything of value to the
           motd.
                \- does it handle fucked-up psb-style
                motd formating?
        \_ formatted by formatd
                \_ who wrote formatd and could you please post the source
                   code that pretty prints motd? Thank you very much
        \_ ps -aux |grep formatd
    nobody     114  0.0  0.0     0    0  ??  DL   23Mar04   1:09.45  (formatd)
        \_ formatd is a bored sysadm who has OCD
           \_ I don't have OCD.
              \_ Why are you so argumentative?
                 \_ Why are you so overly inquisitive and pushy?
2004/4/2-3 [Politics, Uncategorized/Profanity, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll] UID:12990 Activity:nil
4/2     Fuck your selective censorship. If you want to delete stuff, delete
        fairly, not just threads that get a lot of discussion.
        \_ LIGHT CANDLE!
        \_ Better, yet, don't delete stuff.  It only encourages all these
           politics assholes to post even more.  If the censor left it all
           alone the politics people would get bored and go away once they
           saw that their ranting never goes anywhere but the censor never
           lets them get to that point so it goes on and on....
           \_ Stuff over 1 day old is fair game to delete. It's just the
              censor usually deletes certain things within hours or less,
              and surgically choosing particular ones for no good reason.
              \_ Exactly.  If he left everything alone the politics morons
                 would finally get a chance to get it out of their system and
                 go away so we could talk about sports and linux again the way
                 the motd was meant to be.
2004/2/23-24 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:12367 Activity:nil
2/23    [URLS without comment will be deleted]
        \_ Um, no really, fuck you.
           \_ Um, this has been a policy for quite some time now.  Get your
              head out of your ass.     -!OP
              \_ It isn't policy.  It is simply something I started to do bc
                 so many unlabeled links were going to non-worksafe crap.
        \_ Actually I like this idea. It helps a lot when I'm archiving
           and categorizing important/funny motd entries. Here is another
           suggestion. If the URL is less than 60 chars/line, do NOT
           use tinyurl and http://csua.org. Thanks.                    -bdg
           \_ there are important motd entries?
              \_ Weirdly, there are some people that seem to take this shit
                 seriously.  *rolls eyes, throws up hands*
              \_ And fuck you too.
                 \_ No, no, fuck you. -!OP, !3P
              \_ It isn't a 'policy'.  It is something I started doing because
                 I got sick and tired of being sent to non-worksafe links that
                 screamed shitty music out my speakers at full blast or put
                 sick shit on my screen for no reason.  --first cleaner
2004/2/19 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:12314 Activity:low
2/18    [ don't advertise shit here. especially with your attitude. ]
        \_ in case anyone's curious, the ad was for some shitty dotcom
           plane fare site, with prices that can be beat elsewhere in
           much less annoying ways, and the censored OP told everyone
           to fuck off.  You're not missing anything.  the op works for a
           doomed, shitty company, and decided to use the motd as free
           advertising.
           \_ hahaha, good job.  But do post the site name so we know to
              avoid it, or boycott it.
              \_ I didn't delete it, and I don't remember the url.  You'll
                 know to avoid it if you see it.
2004/2/6-7 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:12142 Activity:nil
2/6     Fuck you motd censor!  Fuck you in the ear!
        \_ FYRITE
        \_ are you complaining because someone nicely deleted the 2000
           pages that someone posted or just because of the censor's
           normal twitish behaviour?  (btw, he prob. likes the attention)
           \_ The asshole who deleted the actual threads.  I hope you got your
              jollies.
                \_ ^you^he && ^your^his , punk.
        \_ I think the motd censor has fine taste.  How else could we get the
           motd down to the least read, least replied to, and least interesting
           threads without someone butchering away full time?  Vivre La Censor!
2004/1/24 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:29760 Activity:nil
1/23    Just a fucks, I'm really loving the new motdedit.
        \_ Totally unrelated but why do we say "many fucks"?  You
           cannot realy count "fuck", can you?
           \_ Sure you can. A fuck is an expression of gratitude. I fuck
              you once, I fuck you twice, that's two fucks.
              \_ you funny!
2004/1/16 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:11803 Activity:nil
1/15    In the same vein as the "hear hear" discussion below, is it
        "no shit" or "know shit?"
        \_ no shit, sherlock.
        \_ I believe this term had the inflection of a sarcastic "no shit?",
           in its original form. E.g. Bob: "It's raining" Joe: "No shit?"
           As in, "not telling me shit?" "not shitting me?". Over time it's
           become acceptable as a declarative "no shit", without the need for
           the sarcasm, meaning "duh, I already knew that dumbass" (or sherlock,
           which retains the sarcastic edge).
2003/12/12-13 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:11445 Activity:nil
12/12   a nice cake:
        http://www.fuckedcompany.com/images/cake.html
        \_ fuck 'em.  too bad people are taking it out on the janitors
           instead of upper management, though. If they had half a brain
           they'd just shit in a bag and nail it to the managers door,
           or better yet mail their shit to the CEO.  But if they
           had half a brain they wouldn't be working at walmart in the
           first place.
        \_ I had to stop reading after that last sentence in the first
           paragraph, there's some nice grammar in there.
2003/11/19 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:29645 Activity:nil
11/19   [ Idiotic Africa post is removed if you can't stand anyone critizing
          your submoronic link. ]
        \_ fuck you, asshole.  i didn't delete anyone's anything.  fuck fuck
           fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck you you fucking fuck fucking asshole!
           \_ Wow, its Potty Mouth Boy!  Are you and Toilet Head Man going
              to come over and use your Special Powers to kick my ass?
2003/11/10 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:29629 Activity:nil 50%like:29618
11/10   Don't post shit about the movie.
        \_ When can we post shit about the movie?  We shouldn't wait until
           EVEYONE has seen it.  I mean, it took me 3 weeks to see Matrix 2 and
           I certainly wouldnt have expected people to withold debate that long
           \_ I haven't seen it yet, but go ahead.  It's my own fault for not
              getting out to see it this weekend.  -op
              \_ Ok, Smith vs. Neo question reinstated.
2003/11/6-7 [Uncategorized/Profanity, Recreation/Media] UID:10964 Activity:nil 62%like:29618
11/5    Don't post shit about the movie.  Fuck.  It's not like the rest of
        us have bothered to see the movie since it opened on Wednesday.
        \_ Roseanne Barr was awesome as the Oracle.
        \_ nuked from orbit.
2003/11/5 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:10952 Activity:high
11/5    To the elitist fuck with bad taste in music and too much money
        to burn on stupid shit below: fuck you.  And fuck you hippie bastards
        as well.
        \_ Fucking FUCK, you fucking fuck fuck.  Fuck it!  You're fucked!
           \_ You forgot to tell him how much he sucks ass at sucking his own
              ass.
2003/10/29 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:29597 Activity:nil
10/29   fuck you
2003/10/24 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:10769 Activity:nil
10/24   cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt
        \_ http://sportsbybrooks.com/MP392.html
        \_ hi paolo!
        \_ you've done 8 cunts?
           \_ must be UCLA guy
        \_ Twat?
        \_ Boobs.
           \_ Mitten!
2003/10/23-24 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:10758 Activity:nil
10/23   Fuck is fucked
        http://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,3604,844116,00.html
        \_ Is "Eton" in the article the #1 high school in Britain?
        \_ Oh fuck.
        \_ So this guy needed to pay his rent and couldn't think of anything
           else to write about?
2003/10/19 [Recreation/Dating, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:10691 Activity:nil 84%like:10684
10/18   Does anyone have any ideas of how to cure a wet pussy? I accidentally
        kept my pussy in my pants as I ran them through the washing machine.
        \_ changing "phone" to "pussy" was only a little funny the first time,
           but the second time, it's just hilarious!  genius!
        \_ Run it through the dryer to dry it out!
        \_ Prob hosed. Buy a new one.
        \_ I forgot I have my clunky old motorola startac pussy in my shorts
           pocket when I jumped into the fox river to pull my canoe to
           shore.  The pussy would not power up at first, but slowly came
           back to life after a few days (no response -> static -> power
           up and down constantly -> works).  However, it did develop a
           problem where once in a while, if I flip it open or close too
           fast, it would power off by itself, which is quite annoying.
           Try to be patient and wait a few days before powering it up.
           All the pussy numbers in the pussybook still remained.
                \_ I actually have a startac (that hasn't been
                   drenched yet) that has that same problem (turning off
                   by itself when I flip it open/shut too fast). So
                   your startac is probably fully functionally then.
                   \_ good to know. guess it's a systemic pussy problem then.
        \_ it is NOT hosed! You need a LOT of work and patience to save its
           life. First of all, if there are contaminants inside the pussy,
           you gotta get rid of them. Contaminants include sugar goo, salt
           (REALLY bad), and other chemicals. You gotta get rid of them by
           dipping the entire pussy into DISTILLED water. It must be distilled
           water or else it's no good. Then shake the pussy for a few minutes
           while in the distilled water, and repeat using new distilled water.
           Do it a few times, 10-15 would be ideal. Afterwards, you gotta
           dry your pussy. Do NOT, I repeat, do NOT power on the pussy when
           it is wet. Now wait 3-5 days while baking your pussy under the
           sun and then give it a try. It should work afterwards.
2003/7/2 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:28892 Activity:nil
7/1     fuck fuck fuck fuck
2003/4/21 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:28183 Activity:insanely high
4/20    Who the FUCK unplugged wintermute?  What the FUCK do you not
        understand about BIG FUCKING RED LETTERS that say 'DO NOT TOUCH!'
        I need that box for research work.  I cannot do my research work
        without that box.  There is a time-sensitve issue here.  I am visitng
        family in New York, otherwise I would go over to the office myself,
        plug wintermute back in and demonstrate RUBBER HOSE CRYPTANALYSIS
        ON WHOEVER THE FUCK UNPLUGGED WINTERMUTE. -dans
        \_ Oh man, someone do it again, just to piss dans off!
        \_ you probably shouldn't put any critical research work on some
           dumb csua box.
        \_ Who the FUCK is so stupid as to not understand about BIG FUCKING
           RED LETTERS that say, 'DO NO PUT CRITICAL TIME SENSITIVE RESEARCH
           WORK ON REMOTE DUMB CSUA BOX'?  If I was in NY, I'd teach you not
           to with RUBBER HOSE COMMON SENSE all over your dumb ass.
           \_ it's reasonable to expect random people to not unplug
              random things in the CSUA office.
                \_ It is, unplugging machines is dumb.  However, putting
                   critical work on volunteer-run here-through-the-grace-of-
                   others machines is not a great idea either (unless it's
                   part of the conditions under which you donated the machine,
                   see Soda Mk. III or whatever it was)  -John
                \_ it is also reasonable to not break other shit with your
                   "work"  It's also reasonable for people not to care about
                   your "research work"
           \_ Awww, you're so cool.  Some day you may even be funny. -dans
        \_ Are you storing all the bukkake porn on wintermute?  Please do
           share dans.  WE LOVE BUKKAKE!  -bukkake #1 fan
        \_ maybe if it weren't plugged into a hub on the eecs network ...
2003/3/21-22 [Computer/SW/Mail, Politics/Domestic, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:27797 Activity:moderate
3/21    Fuck self-righteous motd censoring assholes. You know who you are.
        \_ There's one person who's just removing all the long political msgs.
            \_ not all of them, just the non-peacenick ones, leaving
              the antiamerican ones and liberal ones. this is berkeley,
              no freedom of speech except for the elitist liberals
              \_ that's total bullshit.  the only thing that doesn't get
                 censored around here is discussions of sendmail.
                 sex, leftist politics, right-wing politics, and random
                 interesting things about life are all  too controversial
                 if you're a fragile-ego dickhead sysadmin.
                 \_ ooh!  I have a sendmail question...
                    \_ does it involve sex?
                       \_ It does involve yermom.
              \_ Aww. Can I get you a hanky? We'll make it all better for you.
2003/1/31 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:27265 Activity:nil 57%like:29088
1/31     crotch rocket asshole thread deleted.
2002/12/16-17 [Uncategorized/Profanity, Recreation/Media] UID:26822 Activity:very high
12/15   New trek movie.  Steaming pile of crap.  Discuss.
        \_ Nemesis = Remake of TWOK w/ crappy bits of Blade thrown in for
           bad measure. Its obvious that Stewart and Spiner have Shatnerits
           and that Star Trek is being treated as a "franchise" with cookie
                \_ Good point.  I never considered reheating shit.  However,
           cutter stories to keep the dollars flowing into Paramounts coffers
           (the bond series suffers from this problem as well). The combination
        \_ wow, I just want to say that the above is one of the more clever
           and entertaining threads in a while.
           \_ Totally.  I'm genuinely surprised that the motd propriety
              censor hasn't nuked this thread yet.
           of humor and seriousness present in the original stories is missing
           from the current Star Trek offerings. Some TNG and DS9 eps. came
           close, but the TNG movies have been a disappointment (First Contact
           being a dim bright spot)
           \_ Stewart got $12 mil / Spiner $6 mil.
                \_ Shatneritis has nothing to do with pay and everything
                   to do with professional immaturity
           \_ Your eyes were playing tricks on you. First Contact was not a
              "dim bright spot." It sucked. The movie franchise has been
              heading downhill since TWOK.
              \_ IV was good.
                 \_ VI wasn't that bad either.
        \_ I disagree.  It is not steaming.  Steaming would imply that
           it is still warm, and therefore, new shit.  It is not new shit.
           \_ It could have been reheated shit.
                \_ Good point.  I never considered reheating shit.  Moreover,
                   if anyone is gonna serve shit warmed over to the public,
                   it's Hollywood.
                   \_ Does microwaved shit count as 'reheated'? Also,
                      using 'reheated' may put too much of a positive spin
                      on it, as refried beans are also 'reheated', and they're
                      pretty good.  -John
                      \_ all shit that comes from a warm-blooded animal was
                         at over 90 F at some point, which is above typical
                         eath ambient temperature, and which hence should be
                         called hot.  any shit which is heated later is
                         re-heated, regardless of what the heat source is.
                      \_ You need a vacation.
        \_ A fan's movie in some ways, a freak-of-the-week movie in others,
           suffered most from being part of the same franchise that brought
           us the excrebale Voyager.  I felt less bad on watching this than
           I did watching Reign of Fire, but worse than watching The Bourne
           Identity.  But hey, who cares?  LOTR's the only show worth
           waiting for now. --erikred
        \_ So you're saying you liked it and it was better than Cats, right?
           \_ Yes, and I'm going to see it again and again and again.  -John
              \_ But, it seems, you didn't laugh or cry?
        \_ It didn't make me angry like the last few star wars movies,
           so I guess it's ok. - danh
           \_ Same feelings here. Not stellar by any means, but more than
              satisfactory enough for me.
2002/12/1 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:26675 Activity:nil
11/30   Someone cleaned off the old shit which is fine, and the interesting
        shit which isn't fine and then added stupid pine shit which is
        absolutely definitely not fine.  Since there was nothing left worth
        reading it was time for a fresh start.
2002/11/22-23 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:26605 Activity:high
11/21   Anyone else get a job spam with a .doc with some shit title about
        "affirmative action info application" or some bullshit like that from
        http://tig.com?  [why was this deleted. it was a serious question. i want to
        know if anyone knows if this is a scam or what. please leave posted]
        [no its not an anti-affirmative action derogatory comment.  the topic
        of their email is not the point. stop being an asshole. this is a real
        inquiry. please foad. thank you, you overly sensitive ignorant stupid
        illiterate prick]
        \_ You are being threating and hateful on the motd. I'm scared for
           my life. Perhaps I should ask root to lock the motd for a few
           days so you can have a cooling off period.
2002/11/22 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:26592 Activity:nil
11/21   Crazy criminal shit happening in West Berkeley as I write this -
        Choppers overhead and streets barricaded. Check http://sfgate.com for
        the low-down. 2PM
        \_ Chickens coming home to roost, yo.
        \_ I thought the full moon was on Monday....
        \_ it's berkeley.  standard.  nothing of note going on.  we used to
           \_ bank guards getting shot is not standard, fuck off.
           hear gun shots fairly regularly near my south side apartment and
           some guy got shot n killed 2 houses down one summer in a drug deal
           gone bad.  no biggie. GO BEAR!
           \_ Ooh. You've seen it all, haven't you ghetto boy?
              \_ shrug, whatever.  just because your daddy is rich doesn't
                 mean life was so easier for everyone else.  say hi to yermom
                 for me and tell her how much i appreciated the cash for
                 rendering services your daddy couldn't perform.
                 \_ Funny. That's what I was about to say to you. So where
                    are you hiding from it now, gb? As the above reply
                    points out, today's event was not standard and you're an
                    effete twat implying it is. Some of us live here.
                    \_ I wish to hand out cookies for the both of you.
                    \_ I graduated and got the fuck out of that pit, that's
                       what I did and where I am now.  There's no pride in
                       living in a south side slummy ghetto shithole.  I'm
                       doing quite well now and damned proud of it and never
                       going back.  You're a damned fool if you're trying to
                       imply that there's some holy mark of pride for living
                       in a slum.  It's standard because it's standard.  Shit
                       happens to good people in bad places all the time. You
                       taking personal offense doesn't change that.  facts is
                       facts, son, deal.
                       \_ No, I think the other guy was implying that your
                          pseudo non-chalant attitude is a stupid affectation.
                          You're the one that seems to want to make this about
                          some lame badge of honor or something.
                          \_ Not at all.  I was saying that such a thing is
                             so common in such places why bother to note it as
                             some sort of special horror?
                       \_ There is pride in being a self-made man, coming
                          from humble origins and becoming successful:
                          something you whiney brats born with a silver spoon
                          in your mouth will never understand.
                          \_ Exactly my point.  -fled the slums
                \_ go go gadget free association!
           \_ The bad guys are shot in a drug deal gone bad, but today the
              ones shot were innocent victims.
              \_ no one is innocent.
                 \_ why don't you come over for dinner?  I need help digging
                    a hole and polishing my .45
                    \_ see what I mean?  you'll all a bunch of psychos. theres
                       no innocents, only victims.
              \_ Oh and it's ok when a drug dealer gets murdered?  WTF is wrong
                 with you!?  They're people too.  You think they'd be dealing
                 if they had another real choice in life other than pumping
                 your gas or serving you fries?
        \_ I wish the cops shoot the gunman dead.
         \_ You can say "I hope the cops shoot..." or "I wish that the
            cops shoot..." but "I wish the cops shoot..." is bad grammar.
                 \_ shot
            \_ I to be speaking better imblish for you.
               \_ YAR!
            \_ Indenting by one space is bad MOTD indentation.
2002/10/28-29 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:26340 Activity:very high
10/28   nobdy gave angels a chance.
        \_ uh, they looked much stronger to anyone who knows baseball.  -tom
           \_ so which team did you put your money on?
              \_ I don't normally bet on sports, but I predicted Angels in 5.
                  -tom
        \_ I am pretty happy. The giants are assholes.
          \_ Uh-huh, and what does that make a relief pitcher whose tactic is
             throwing three pitches in succession at a batter's head.
             \_ Good?
               \_ A good pitcher doesn't need to do this.
                  \_ Tell that to Don Drysdale.  Or for that matter, Randy
                     Johnson.  "Need to" is a stupid anyhow.  It's fun to.
                  \_ Well, there's the argument that hitters, with all their
                     armor, are no longer afraid and are standing virtually
                     on top of the plate.  A pitcher shouldn't be averse to
                     throwing inside.
                  \_ Blah blah blah, assine strategy, blah blah
           \_ Giants in 9!
           \_ So the fact that two players have attitudes (Bonds / Lofton)
              makes the whole team assholes?
              \_ Jeff Kent (Cal alum) is a serious asshole
                 \_ motorist to Kent after he broke his wrist:
                    "You're an idiot!"
              \_ getting paid millions to play a child's game and then threaten
                 a strike?  they're all assholes.  they make the dockworkers
                 look good.
        \_ I'm just glad baseball season is OVER.
           \_ Only four more months until spring training!
2002/9/13-14 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:25877 Activity:kinda low 66%like:25886
9/13    http://www.cthuugle.com
        \_ To whomoever deleted this: fuck you, you cock-gobbling pile of shit.
           \_ It might help if you actually added a brief note about it.
              URL's with no commment or explanation are often culled out of
              hand.                               -mice
              \_ mice, this is one of those rare links that is self-commenting.
              \_ That's a really annoying habit that people have here. !op
              \_ How about this: you pretend there's a little comment next to
                 the bare url saying "this is a link that might be of interest."
                 for some things there just isn't any reasonable explanation.
                 \_ I didn't post the cock-gobbling pile of shit comment, but
                    I do agree with his sentiment.  There just isn't any
                    reasonable explanation for the link.  If you have to
                    ask, you don't know. -op
2002/5/25-26 [Recreation/Dating, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:24941 Activity:insanely high
5/25    http://www.nytimes.com/2002/05/26/magazine/26BOYGIRL.html
        My big problem with the schools isn't that they do stupid shit like
        this, per se, but that they spend time on this while ignoring their
        primary mission.  In this particular case no one seems concerned about
        the welfare of the "boy's" girlfriend who has no idea what's going on.
        I also find it *really* disturbing that this 'teacher' has a *middle
        school* support group for gay lesbion bisexual and transgendered
        children.  Middle school?  9 year olds who think they're transgendered
        or bi-sexual?  And this is supported by the school authorities.
        Madness.  Pure madness.  Source is the NYT so don't gimme any crap
        about not liking my source for the story. [and fuck you for deleting
        this. thanks] [ok thats 3 times now.  what are you afraid of?]
        \_ Middle school is typically 6th through 8th grade, remember?  Those
           fun three years of puberty you seem to have missed?
        \_ Isn't it nice to be normal? There are more things in heaven and
           earth...
        \_ uhh, middle school is like 12-14 or so.  And that IS when these
           issues start to pop up.  So this one kid was an early bloomer.
           It happens.  Why do you care?
           \_ arguing with idiots will get very frustrating.  Give up the habit
              now.
        \_ Isn't it nice to be normal?
2002/5/22 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:24909 Activity:insanely high
5/21    Starwars personality test:
        http://www.sluis-van.com/personality/index.shtml
        EMPEROR PALPATINE: ...
        GEORGE LUCAS' PROLAPSED COLON: ....
        SKYWALKER RANCH-HAND: ..
        CHEWBACCA: . (fuck!!)  (How come I ain't getting my share of hairy
                                babes?!)
        HAN SOLO: ..... (cool! I am Han Solo.  How come I ain't getting my share
                      of babes?!)
                        \_ Because "zero" *is* your share.
        R2D2: ...
        OBI-WAN KENOBI (Guiness version): ..
        \_ woofuckinghoo!
        C-3PO: .
        GRAND MOFF TARKIN: .
        \_ This shit is ancient.  In fact, I saw this same shit posted to the
           motd years ago.
           \_ Yermom is ancient but that doesn't stop her.
2002/5/10 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:24782 Activity:nil
5/10    Trimmed.  Old shit gone.
2002/4/18 [Uncategorized/Profanity, Computer/Theory, Computer/SW/Apps/Media] UID:24474 Activity:nil
4/17    for a while various heavy metal bands were hiding satanic shit
        in their songs that can only be heard if you play the record
        backwards.  does anyone know of a metal song that displays
        some satanic looking shit if you take the fourier transform of the
        song?  that would kick ass.  i'm thinking of emailing Danzig to
        suggest it.
        \_ <DEAD>chaos.yerbox.org/face<DEAD> and
           http://www.tp.spt.fi/~cleth/aphex.gif
           \_ that kicks ass!@!!! thanks!  now much time will be wasted
              combing my metal mp3s.
2002/4/1 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:24280 Activity:high
04/732  April is the cruelest month
        \_ Everyone get it out of your system and post all the stupid April
           1st shit and be done with it.  And no, none of it is funny.
           \_ Aw, someone needs a hug.
                \_ no really, the April Never Ended shit is completely
                   cliquish and braindead. -not the first follow-uper
2002/3/15 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:24119 Activity:nil
3/14    Am I the only one who finds it's funny that everytime a leftist goes
        off on the motd the thread stays until the conservatives set them
        straight and then the thread immediately vanishes?
        \_ the motd is dominated by asshole socialists and asshole
           libertarians.  lots of other people post intersting stuff,
           and i think the asshole right wing kooks and the asshole
           left wing kooks delete in roughly equal amounts.
           the key word is asshole.  if you delete posts based on content
           that is what you are.
           \_ I only delete posts that are neither informative nor
              entertaining like the other day when someone posted some
              boring spam scam on the motd I deleted it. - xxx-wing kook
              \_ right. that makes you an asshole.  you don't need
                 to decide what the rest of us find enterntaining or
                 informative.
                 \_ So the motd should grow without limit? You are an idiot.
        \_ I don't know about that, but I do know that everytime I posted
           some excellent rebuttal bashing idiotic right-wing rabid dogs,
           the whole thread gets deleted.  Oh well.
        \_ I do notice that whenever the motd degenerates into one of the
           three dreaded topics, the thread gets deleted. They are
           gun control, abortion and Israel/Palestine.
        \_ No, you're just the only one who thinks it's true.
2001/11/11 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:23000 Activity:nil
11/10   fuck the nationalreview
        http://www.counterpunch.org
        \_  This is information you can find anywhere, so whats your
            point?  However, what is different is the point of
            view - that of liberal pukes.
2001/8/24 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:22257 Activity:nil
8/23    Poll: what sort of little shit are you?
        conniving:
        cowardly :
        whiny    :
        frothy   :
        \_ Eeeewwwww.
        THE Shit : .
        Stanford :
        little   :
        pathetic :
2001/7/11 [Computer/SW/Languages/C_Cplusplus, Uncategorized/Profanity, Industry/Startup] UID:21764 Activity:nil
7/10    Found out my X-company is a "C corporation", not an LLC.  does this
        mean I'm up shit creek when they go bankrupt? - <DEAD>X-.com<DEAD> founder.
        \_ If they go bankrupt, they can't pay you.  What's wrong with that?
           \_ other way around, i'm worried that incurred debt could be
              charged to me.
        \_ http://4inc.com/compare.htm . Shouldn't you have asked all these
           questions of the attorney that helped you incorporate? --dim
                \_ each column contains the word "are not normally liable
                   for the debts of the corporation".  relax.
2001/5/14 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:21265 Activity:high
5/13    http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/swordfish.html
        Why does the plot sound like a cross between Entrapment and
        GoldenEye? Is Hollywood really that far out of ideas?
        At least they said "crackers" instead of "hackers".
        \_ yawn.
        \_ wow a remake of sneakers.
           \_ No, a remake of sneakers might be cool.
        \_ AMERICAN PIE 2???? what the fuck?
           \_ what the fuck? fuck the what?
           \_ so we won't be able to call that loser "piefucker" anymore?
        \_ Yes. Hollywood has been out of ideas for a long time.  Sex, action,
           and special fx.  Nothing else is left.  Oh yeah, sappy rehashed
           shit, too.  Nothing remotely original.
2001/4/24-25 [Consumer/Camera, Politics/Foreign/Asia/China, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:21080 Activity:high
4/389   <DEAD>www.psychoexgirlfriend.com/voicemails.html<DEAD>
        \_ yes, thank you.  also, a chinese jet collided with an american
           reconnaissance craft, film at 11.
                \_ no shit!  really?  when did that happen?
2001/4/9 [Uncategorized/Profanity, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll] UID:20921 Activity:nil
4/9     Hello fellow assholes! -Corntrollio
        \_ So this is what trolls have become?  I like a good troll as much as
           the next guy but you have to at least *try*.  Go back to troll 1A.
2001/1/25-27 [Computer/SW/Compilers, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:20435 Activity:very high
1/25    Which is a more efficient strcpy()?  Is it copying each character
        until you reach \0; or is it calling strlen() to get the length
        of the string and executing a memcpy of that length?
        \_ That probably depends on the CPU architecture, e.g. whether or not
           it has string instructions and how efficient they are.
           \_ Assume Pentium 3 with a Linux 2.x kernel and using gcc 2.95.2.
              \_ with strlen() counting each character until \0 is found.  :-)
                 \_ why?
                    \_ Relax, son, it's a joke.  Move along.
        \_ wc `locate strcpy.c bcopy.c`
        50     337    2163 /usr/src/lib/libc/string/strcpy.c
        47     328    2085 /usr/src/sys/libkern/strcpy.c
        35     112     711 /usr/src/contrib/binutils/libiberty/bcopy.c
       139     685    4175 /usr/src/lib/libc/string/bcopy.c
       271    1462    9134 total

            #include <string.h>

            char *
            strcpy(to, from)
                    register char *to;
                    register const char *from;
            {
                    char *save = to;

                    for (; (*to = *from) != 0; ++from, ++to);
                    \_ != 0 not needed
                    return(save);
            }
                \_ Now do it in 6052, 80286, perl 4.036 (1 line or less),
                   and 3 other languages/scripts of your choice.
                   \_ by "6052" do you mean 6502?  fucking hoszer.
                        \_ Holy shit!  A typo!  And you caught it!  Wow!
                           You are *soooo* smart!  Did you tell yermom?
                           I'd bag on _your_ typo but I'm not as smart as you.
                           \_ I'd bag on your misspelling too fag.
                              \_ Uhm, there wasn't one, son....  Either way,
                                 if the best you can do is toss around "fag"
                                 one liners, maybe you're better off just not
                                 bothering.  Maybe you should try again in a
                                 few years when you're passed your 6th grade
                                 tests.
                                 \_ Suck my dick, cocksucker.
        \_ gcc has a built-in implementation of strcpy, but i can't get it
           to emit on linux, gcc 2.95.2. anyone have better results? -ali
           \_ Try compiling with -Dstrcpy=__builtin_strcpy. The -fhosted or
              -fbuiltin options sound like they should work, but they
              don't. -asaddi
2000/12/25-27 [Politics/Domestic/President/Bush, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:20171 Activity:moderate
12/25   In 1555, Nostradamus wrote:
        "Come the millennium, month 12,
        In the home of greatest power,
        The village idiot will come forth
        To be acclaimed the leader."
        \_  I assume you're not so stupid as to be refering to the man
            who will take office on the first month of the new millenium?
        \_ He may not be the sharpest spoon in the drawer but at
           least he's...oh fuck we're screwed.
        \_ ever considered that this might be a hoax?
           \_ it's stupid. this is not the sort of shit nostradamus
              would write. besides, there are no dates in Centuries. -ali
              \_ You actually read the shit nostradamus wrote?
           \_ If this was real, at least it would probably be written as
              "... month twelfth, ...".
        \_ Bush won.  Get over it.  Move on with your life.
                \_ The Republicans lied, cheated, incited to riot, and
                   undermined the foundations of democracy.  Now we're
                   supposed to "get over it"?  Fuck that.
2000/12/18 [Industry/Jobs, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:20122 Activity:nil
12/17   The vast majority of those stupid dot com companies are ones
        that don't do jack shit. Is WebObjects or OpenWave soon to be
        on the chopping blocks?
        http://www.fuckedupcompany.com
2000/12/17-18 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:20105 Activity:high
12/15   screen swallows xterm escape codes (such as ]0;foo). how do
        i stop this? (i have "term xterm" in ~/.screenrc; doesn't help)
        \_ Don't fuck with my windows.  Escape codes deleted.
        \_ You can't.  (Hack the code).  This is a feature.
           This prevents stuff like this:
           [escape codes deleted  -motd escape code cleansing god]
[?38h,p,P,m,P,k,P,i,P,g,P,e,P,b,P,`,P+~,Q+|,Q+z,Q+x,R+v,R+s,S+q,S+o,T+m,T+k,U+i,\
V+g,V+e,W+c,X+a,Y*,Y*},Z*{,[*y,\*w,]*u,^*s,_*q-@*o-A*m-B*k-D*j-E*h-F*f-G*d-I*c-J\
*a-K)-M)}-N)|-P)z-Q)y-S)w-T)v-V)t-W)s-Y)q-Z)p-\)n-^)m.@)l.A)j.C)i.E)h.G)g.H)e.J)\
d.L)c.N)b.P)a.R)`.T(.V(~.X(}.Z(|.\(|.^({/@(z/B(y/D(y/F(x/H(w/J(w/L(v/N(v/P(u/S(u\
/U(t/W(t/Y(t/[(s/](s/_(s0B(s0D(s0F(s0H(s0J(s0M(s0O(s0Q(s0S(s0U(s0W(s0Z(s0\(t0^(t\
1@(t1B(u1D(u1F(v1I(v1K(w1M(w1O(x1Q(y1S(y1U(z1W({1Y(|1[(|1](}1_(~2A(2C)`2E)a2G)b2\
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K)3L*a3N*c3O*d3P*f3R*h3S*j3T*k3U*m3W*o3X*q3Y*s3Z*u3[*w3\*y3]*{3^*}3_*4@+a4@+c4A+\
e4B+g4C+i4C+k4D+m4E+o4E+q4F+s4F+v4G+x4G+z4H+|4H+~4H,`4I,b4I,e4I,g4I,i4I,k4I,m4I,\
o4J1f/E.b/E1f1U.b1U&h&HHave a Nice Day.  Feel free to close this window.

           from popping shit up when you're in screen.  (Cat this file in
           a straight xterm for amusement.
           \_ what the fuck is with this bullshit? there's a reason escape
              codes exist and a LEGITIMATE ones. if all terminals broke
              standard escapes like this because some morons abused them, then
              there wouldn't be a point to making escape codes in the first
              place. why the fuck would screen be special enough to munge
              \_ Well, the real answer is that screen emulates a vt100
                 terminal.  You can set your terminal type to whatever you
                 want, but that's what it emulates, so it makes sense for it
                 to "absorb" escape sequences that aren't valid vt100
                 sequences...
                 \_ that's a questionable design decision.
                        \_ If I'm vt100 I don't want it trying to do some
                           whacky shit with wyse-50 codes or whatever.  There's
                           nothing questionable about it.
              them? i use xterm escapes every day and am way too fucking
              used to the advantages
              \_ Fuck fuck, fuckity fuck fuck fucking fuck!  (Fuck)
2000/11/9-10 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:19699 Activity:kinda low
11/9    What's the purpose of Lockeed Martin advertising their shit when
        people can't buy their shit? Is it to convince people that defense
        contract is good?
        \_ recruiting employees and stock investors?
              \_ There are commerical companies that do buy their shit
                 aside from government contracts.  That applies mostly to
                 the satellite divison over at Lockheed.  Management is
                 pushing for on that commercial side since the Cold War
                 is old news.  Unfortunately, this has created alot of
                 angry employees b/c the satellite people tend to get
                 preferential treatment as an entire department while
                 everyone else just sort of gets fucked up the ass.
                   -- Lockheed Martin unhappy employee.
                 \_ j, is that you?
2000/10/13-14 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:19476 Activity:nil
10/13   Fuck geekporn: http://www.angelfire.com/la/aureolis/book.html
        \_ aren't those the switchblade symphony chicks?
           \_ not all of them
        \_ I dont get it. where's the pr0n?
2000/9/29 [Recreation/Dating, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:19373 Activity:high
9/29    New discovery! Your ear wax tastes like a girl's pussy!!! TRY IT!
        Some people say pussies take like raw fish, but it really tastes
        like your ear wax.
        \_ Stop spreading rumors like this. Some people on soda have never
           had pussy and will believe you.
           \_ Well, we all know it feels like warm apple pie.
              \_ You watched American Pie too many times.
                 \_ Well, I don't feel much of anything. My cock's too small.
2000/9/29 [Recreation/Dating, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:19371 Activity:high
9/29    You erase my messages about pussy, I erase your messages about you.
        \_ And if 'you' = 'pussy'?
        \_ INTESTINATE HIM
           \_ % dict intestinate
              No definitions found for "intestinate"
2000/9/16 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:19263 Activity:nil 58%like:19256
9/15    Did you know that the English prepositions 'suck' and 'hole' get mixed
        up frequently w/ 'fuck' and 'mole' and has caused a lot of problems
        w/ yermom?
        \_ Do we care?  Do we even know what the fuck ATC is?
        \_ It's all about the NATO phonetic alphabet.
2000/8/8 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:18921 Activity:high
8/8     I keep getting email and phone calls from this female recruiter.
        I've been nice in saying that I'm not interested, but she's persistent.
        Has anybody ever confronted a headhunter like you would a telemarketer?
        I'm thinking of saying shit like "yeah, I'll take the job, but only
        if you give me a BJ everyday." or some shit like that to piss her off.
        Will this have a detrimental effect on me? Hunters trade resume
        databases and I'm wondering if pissing them off would make me look
        bad when I decide to move on.
        \_ Actually she might do it.  Careful what you wish for.
        \_ It would have the detrimental effect of turning you into an ass.
        \_ What comes around goes around.  -god
        \_ Do what I do. Say, "I've already turned down offers for 1% +
           150K. I'm already happy where I am, and I don't think you'll be
           able to provide monetary or other incentives for me to leave."
           Worst case, she wants you even more, gives you a big ass offer
           that competes with some number you made up, or puts you on her
           list with her friends as "Top talent". Or she stops calling
           and puts you on the lying asshole list.
                \- use an amplification attack: make them do something
                that involves a lot of work for them and little work for you.
        \_ You should be happy that a nerd like you is getting phone and
           email from a female. -- social science major
                                                                        --psb
                   \_ Like a BJ everyday.
2000/7/14 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:18677 Activity:nil
7/14    Let's all say it together now: .... *FUCK*
        --chucky
        \_ What would happen if all 1.something billion Chinese all said
           "fuck" together?  -John
           \_ Chinese don't say "fuck".  They say "TaMaDe"!
                \_ I thought "TaMaDe" means "shit" or "damn".
                   I think it should be "DealNay" or "GaNiMa".
                   \_ "fuck" also means "shit" or "damn".  Haven't
                      you watched Four Weddings and A Funeral?
                      \_ yeah, subtitles are pretty funny.  i like when
                         they say "wan ba dan" , or turtles egg, in
                         mandarin, and the subtitle says "asshole:".
                         what else can a translator do?
                        \_ but not the same.  "fuck" has more uses.
                           \_ But "fuck" when used as a standalone word
                              has just one meaning, namely, "shit" or
                              "damn".  That's how John seems to be using
                              it above.  "TaMaDe" also has more than one
                              meaning.  Literally, it means "his/her mom's".
                   \_ "DealNay" is for silly Cantonese boys.  Us Hokkien
                      Ah Beng gangster boys say "NaBe" which is short for
                      "GaNiNaBe" which is short for "GaNiNaBeChowCheeBai".
                        \_ Ok, well that certainly cleared it all up.  Thanks.
                   \_ "TaMaDe" is Mandarin which literally means "his
                      mom ......".  It's short for "TaMaDeChowQuo" which
                      literally means "his mom is a smelly piece of good".
                      "DealNay" is Cantonese which literally means "fuck you".
                      "GaNiMa" is Mandarin and should really be "GanNiMa" or
                      "GanNiLian", which literally means "do your mom".
        \_ Vietnamese: *DUMA*
2000/5/11 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:18240 Activity:high 75%like:18239
5/10    Damn professors. Fuck those comminazis.
        \_ fuck Madeleine Albright
           \_ nobody gives a fuck about that fat bitch.
2000/5/11 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:18239 Activity:nil 75%like:18240
5/10    Damn protestors. Fuck those comminazis.
        \_ fuck Madeleine Albright
2000/4/20 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Motd, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:18063 Activity:high
4/19    Fucking Tom deletes half the motd and adds nothing of value to it
        and does *not* sign his name to his "Fuck Paul" entry.  -fucks tom
        \_ "Fuck Paul" is not a Tom comment.
        \_ I don't know what the comment was about, but that sounds
           like a good position to take.  Fuck Paul. -aspo
        \_ i trimmed the motd Wednesday afternoon to ~140 lines, not tom.
           you may stop frothing at the mouth now. -jwang
                \_ and another thing, deleting half the MOTD, most of the
                   time, is adding great value to it.  -tom
                        \_ and yet another thing, anonymous coward, I find
                           it interesting that you're monitoring my
                           processes.  -tom
                           \_ why do you claim this person is monitoring your
                              processes?
                        \_ he seemed to know that I had edited the MOTD at
                           a particular time (part of this discussion has
                           been deleted).  Of course, he was wrong so he may
                           just have been lying.  It's hard to tell with
                           anonymous cowards.  -tom
                           \_ Tom deletes motd stuff that threatens him.
2000/3/1-2 [Reference/Celebration, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:17672 Activity:high
3/1     Happy 21st birthday, mikeh.
        \_ Is it not tradition that mikeh is now supposed to say "fuck you!"?
           \_ Oh, right.  Fuck you all.  -mikeh
2000/2/13-14 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:17502 Activity:very high 75%like:17509
02/13   Rest in peace, Charles Schultz.
        \_ Yes for the man but not for his cartoon.  It was stale years ago.
                \_ Not as stale as comments like yours.
                        \_ Oh!  Ouch!  That smarts!  Uhm, whatever.  When you
                           have something to say worth the bits it takes to
                           say it, go right ahead.  Keep the grade school
                           noise on the play ground.  -tired of stale comics
                \_ I can't imagine what my childhood would have been like
                   without Peanuts and my Snoopy doll, and people like you
                   who take potshots at the man responsible for all of it
                   counfound me to no end.
                   \_ Unlike some here, I didn't learn to read from the comics.
                      If you _read_ what I said without the tear running down
                      your face and the snuffling blocking oxygen to your tiny
                      brain, you'd see I was not attacking the man at all, just
                      his stale cartoon.  If I was taking a potshot at him,
                      you'd sure as hell know it.  There'd be no doubt about
                      it.   -still tired of stale comics
                   \_ The fact that he didn't know when to quit doesn't in
                      any way diminish his earlier work.  And it's not like
                      his later work was bad, it was just... the exact same
                      thing, over again.  Though I hated seeing "The Far Side"
                      go, I had profound respect for Gary Larson for quitting
                      because "He ran out of ideas"  I think Dilbert has pretty
                      much gotten stale too, though the TV show is quite
                      lively and amusing.  Maybe to liven up the strip,
                      Scott should go _actually_ work in indsutry for a few
                      years again.
                      \_ Don't give a fuck about your bruised ego, just
                         shut the fuck up.
                         \_ Wow!  Talk about non sequitor (not the cartoon)...
                         \_ The man is dead and all this fuck can talk about
                            is him/herself.
2000/1/26 [Politics, Uncategorized/Profanity, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll] UID:17335 Activity:high
1/25    Stupid national airports thread deleted as I have been seeing it since
        a year ago and it is already getting boring
        \_ fuck you Heuwey Long.
        \_ fuck you Jean McGrath.
2000/1/17-19 [Uncategorized/Profanity, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll] UID:17251 Activity:high
1/17    anyone know any good frequencies in berkeley besides
        460.175, 488.250, 460.250, 460.050, and 460.025?  Or what freq. the
        UC police use?  Or task force?  --sky
        \_ Scanning?  How dull.  Please.
           \_ y34h!^(! sK4nNiNg iS f0r Lu$eRz(*!^!  r34l sTuDz h4Ck LyNuCkz.
              --sky
                \_ Scanning is like reading other people's email.  Dull.
                   Hacking linux is something less than 1% of linux users are
                   actually doing.  The bulk are loading RPMs written by
                   others and calling themselves hackers.
                   \_ Listening to police frequencies is dull.  Sitting
                      in prison is even more dull.  QED         --sky
                        \_ Dude you ar leik sutch the s00per kriminal that u
                           have a skannar to av0id da fuZZ yet you don't even
                           fucking know what freqs they use and need to ask on
                           the motd?  U R S0 KEWEL!!!!!@!@!@11
                           \_  I never tripped on police until being arrested
                               a few days ago.  After seeing how sucky it
                               is to be stuck in Santa Rita, I decided to take
                               things a bit more seriously.  And this was the
                               same night I was visiting a friend in Santa
                               Rita who got busted when the house
                               he was at was raided by oakland police, the
                               Alameda DA, and the FBI.  I have the BPD freq's
                               but I need the freq's for task as they are
                               the d00ds that roll up on you when you get
                               raided.  And as there are lots of other paranoid
                               freaks on soda, I thought someone should know.
                               So kindly shut the fuck up before
                               I send over some very large ex cons to your
                               house to rearrange your furnature.  -- not sky
                                \_ D00d yur leik s0 k00l getin bustid bi da
                                   EF Bee EYE!!11 leik u tript on da man!  U
                                   B K00l wit da Br0z!11  In short, you're a
                                   fucking poser and a loser and no one wants
                                   to hear how many cons took your geek ass in
                                   prison.  And oh yeah, did I forget to
                                   mention how impressed I am that a Cal alum
                                   or student managed to get arrested?  BFD.
                                   That takes real brains in a town where you
                                   can smoke a joint in public in the pre-med
                                   marijuana days and no one blinked.  Go
                                   snuggle up with your con lover buddies and
                                   get the fuck off the motd. -- also not sky
                                   \_ Heh.  If you are so sure I am a poser,
                                      why dont you post your name in the motd?
                                      whats wrong?  Afraid if you signed your
                                      name everyone would laugh at
                                      your false male bravado?  I suspect you
                                      are tom, in which case you will be
                                      forgiven because you are cursed with
                                      perpetual PMS, but if you are not, all I
                                      can say is you better back the fuck up
                                      before you get smacked the fuck up,
                                      bitch
                                      - sky

                                        \_ Mostly, I would guess it's because
                                           the guy doesn't want to go to the
                                           trouble of writing a kill-file or
                                           mail filter to screen your
                                           stoopid-ass prepubescent messages
                                           straight into /dev/null.  dumbfuck.
                                        \_ I sign my posts.  But you are a
                                           fucking loser.  -tom
                                        \_ Idiot.  *I* wasn't the one stomping
                                           around claiming to be a homey in
                                           need of a scanner so I don't go back
                                           to being the anal love child of the
                                           bay area prison system.  You're a
                                           loser and a poser and for only the
                                           second time in my life I agree 100%
                                           with Tom.  "I am sky da home boy wit
                                           da poh-leese skannah and I ahm gunna
                                           smack y00 da fuck up da hed!" Child,
                                           grow up.  It's dull and stupid and
                                           there's nothing "kewel" about going
                                           to prison, getting raped in prison
                                           or "smack the fuck up, bitch".  I
                                           only a silly scared child when I
                                           read your drivel.  --not as kewel a
                                           homeboy as sky the mighty wit da
                                           poh-leese skannah
              \_ Oh *please*.  Linux is *so* last week.  *Nobody* who's
                 *anybody* does *that* anymore.
                 \_ yah. we're all running palmOS on crusoe devices.
                        \_ Oh *please*. PalmOS is so *yesterday*.  *Nobody*
                           who's *anybody* does *that* anymore.
2000/1/13-14 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:17235 Activity:nil 66%like:17706
1/13    Shut the fuck up, cmlee.
2000/1/10-11 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Domestic, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:17202 Activity:moderate
1/9    I want to buy the following item on the net but I have no idea
        what the hell the damn thing is called: it's a long, tube like
        object (often decorated to look like a cat or some such animal)
        that you put at the bottom of the door to stop a draft. Any hints
        on a site or even a name for the damn thing? -trying to buy cute shit
        \_ ED! ED! ED is the STANDARD!  Draft eliminator thingie.
        \_ I call it a "towel".
        \_ I think you want cute weather stripping
        \_ They call it a draft eliminator.  For a Garfield one, see:
           http://catalog.garfield.com:80/default.asp
                \_ I thought going to Europe and not inhaling was the draft
                   eliminator.
                   \_ That's the draft avoider.
       \_ Thank you, public motd. Once again, you have proved to be
      an invaluable source of wisdom mixed with subtle humor. -bought cute shit
1999/10/17-19 [Recreation/Dating, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:16712 Activity:very high
10/16   It seems that PacBell charges differently for business and home
        DSL. My company of 2 people (located in a rental office in Berkeley)
        would like connectivity via PacBell DSL. Can I just tell the PacBell
        people that we use it for home, and get charged less? Is that
        possible? Has anyone had any experience with this?

16OCT   anyone know what the STAR WAGGONS parked along bancroft
        were about on friday?  ==ahm.
        \-if a business is payingthe bill you probably cant opt for the
        home option. it is the same for phone lines. in theory i suppose
        there is a tax issue too should you or the business get audited.
        if the is a sole-proprietorship it might be hard to tell however.--psb
        \_ Similar question to the above... if I get DSL, will I still be
           qualified for Universal Lifeline Plan? It's really a $ saver.
           \_  D'you have the income qualifications for it?  Household
               yearly income less than $20k or so?  If you satisfy that
               it's perfectly fine to spend your money on DSL.  PacBell
               wouldn't care if you spent your money on drugs or cigarettes,
               would they?  So why would they mind if you got net?  --PeterM
                \_ Because addiction is considered a disability and they can be
                   sued for discriminating against someone based on their
                   disability.  They can not be sued for discriminating
                   against someone based on their bandwidth.  That's why.
           \_ see:  http://www.pacbell.com/products/residential/basic/dialtone/uni-life/features.html#qualify
           \_ If you're enough of a hotshot to pay for/have your company
              pay for DSL, what the fuck are you doing on the Universal
              Lifeline plan?  I'd rather the hidden charges inflating my
              phone bill go to subsidizing some poor person who actually
              *needs* that cheap access, not a "golly, it's really a $
              saver!" weenie brat like yourself.
                \_ Well, I'm just a poor student TRYING to startup a company
                        \_ Then you'll need to get someone to invest more money
                           in you instead of trying to abuse the system.
                \_ Whoa!  I actually totally agree with another motd poster
                   that isn't me.
                   \_ Thanks, man.  I try.  -- not you

16OCT   anyone know what the STAR WAGGONS parked along bancroft
        were about on friday?  ==ahm.
        \_ they were filming a movie.  they wil be filming today.
        \_ http://www.dailycal.org/article.asp?id=629
           \_ Movies suck, man.  If the plot they describe in that article was
              concerned with being anywhere near true-to-life, the "straight-
              laced, anal retentive" engineering student would have a lonely
              four years of masturbation at home while watching his "happy-go-
              lucky spirit" friend date a series of increasingly larger
              assholes (while whining to the engineering student about what an
              asshole each guy was).  Then, at the end, instead of the two
              realizing they're the only people for each other, they'd fail to
              hook up, and the movie would end with the chick marrying the
              biggest asshole of all, and with the geek dying at 1 AM in his
              shiny-new-silicon-valley-job-after-graduation cramped cubicle
              from a heart attack brought on by overwork (and it takes a few
              days for anyone to notice the body -- he came in to work the
              weekend, since he didn't have a life or anywhere else to go).
              Now *that* would be a Berkeley film I could identify with!!
                \_ Hahhahahhahha... a bit bitter?  I doubt your more accurate
                   version would do as well in the movies.  I especially like
                   the part about dating bigger and bigger assholes and whining
                   to him about each one.  The problem?  Engineer boy didn't
                   treat his so-called friend the way she wanted to be treated.
                   She wanted him to treat her like crap, he never did, so she
                   dumped on him for four years and would have driven her new
                   mini-van to his funeral but she was busy and his parents,
                   (the only people who know he's dead), didn't know he even
                   knew a female during college, much less lived with one.  Dad
                   thought he was a poofster.  These parts were probably cut to
                   reduce the screen time to 92 minutes.
                   \_ The "Christmas Theory" explains this.  --sowings
                      \_ What is the "Christmas Theory"?  Please explain.
                        \_ I'm guessing he's talking about nice happy Hollywood
                           endings but may be completely wrong.  IANAL.  YMMV.
                         \_ I believe (but I'm not sowings) that it's
                            likening relationships to a little kid's desire
                            for Christmas morning to come . . . it'll be this
                            BIG GREAT THING, better than *ANYTHING* in the
                            WORLD -- and then when Christmas does come, it's
                            a disappointment, 'cause it wasn't so great.
                            So female holds a similar attitude towards snaring
                   third or fourth time he beats her up, she gets his home
                   number through information (since she didn't need to keep in
                   touch since she as 'happily' married now and didn't need him
                   to whine at), calls it and gets the "number is no longer in
                   service" message and says something about "he was just an
                   asshole anyway, like all men, and who needs him?  He was
                   never really there for me".
                            asshole guys (to the extent that she has blinders
                            on towards other more righteous eligible guys like
                            our geek friend) -- and once she gets them, finds
                            out that it wasn't as great as she thought it'd
                            be.
                            \_ Ah yes.  That's more like it.  There's also
                               usually a touch of, "I can change him and make
                               him into a better person!" soon followed by,
                               "I hate all men, all men are evil" followed
                               by either an even bigger asshole or some
                               ridiculous lesbian experiment because "women
                               are evil like men are!"  HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
             \_ I can see the ending -- "happy-go-lucky spirit" and asshole
                husband, sitting in a car . . . "I don't know, Todd -- I mean
                I *think* I should go to the funeral, because he was, like,
                sorta a friend to me, almost, at school -- we talked and
                stuff . . . "  Asshole husband: "Just relax and forget about
                it, Buffy -- let's go SNOWBOARDING!!"  Happy couple drive off
                into the sunset in their teal VW Jetta with two $2,500
                mountain bikes strapped to the top.
                \_ Nah, she wouldn't even know about it.  More like, after the
                   third or fourth time her husband beats her up, she gets geek
                   boys' home number through information (since she didn't
                   need to keep in touch since she as 'happily' married now
                   and didn't need him to whine at), calls it and gets the
                   "number is no longer in service" message and says
                   something about "he was just an asshole anyway, like all
                   men, and who needs him?  He was never really there for me".
           \_ Berkely Engineer student, eh? Will there actually be Asian
              people in this movie?
              \_ Yeah.  They'll be the pimply uber-geeks with coke-bottle
                 glasses who're *REALLY* good at math.  They'll also pep up
                 Our Hero with comments like "Well, at least you've *had*
                 a date!  You know guys like me never have any luck with
                 women!"
                 \_ Because all the Asian chicks are going out with white
                    frat boys.
                    \_ Funny.  I don't recall joining a fraternity. -dans
                        \_ Too much alcohol induced homosexual activity has
                           shorted out your mind.
                    \_ good, that will leave me their white women! @$1@N P0w3|Z
1999/9/14 [Uncategorized/Profanity, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll] UID:16517 Activity:high
9/14    What the fuck is wrong with you idiots?  Really, what's up?
        Where you dropped as children?  I really wanna know.
        \_ Berkeley Rose Garden, GGP.  But I only started dropping recently.
        \_ the line for yermom is getting really long and we're all cranky
        \_ there are three or four little boys on soda, being protected
            by anonymity, feel free to act out
1999/8/26 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:16401 Activity:insanely high
 8/26   http://www.bmezine.com/people/split
        \_ fag "coming out" documentary, and offensive graphic.
                                             \_ ymmv
                           what's that stand for? _/
           \_ it's not really a coming out documentary.  it's s
                piece about this guy who has split his dick.
                and ymmv stands for 'your milage may vary'.  see
                homepages/ihug.co.nz/~tajwileb/dictionary.html for
                a usenet acronym dictionary.
                \_ or use /usr/local/bin/dict
           \_ uhh, do you know what coming out means?
1999/7/12 [Recreation/Humor, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:16111 Activity:nil
7/12    It's getting a little old.  It wasn't even funny when you did it the
        first time so cut that shit out.
1999/7/11-13 [Recreation/Food, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:16106 Activity:high
7/11    http://spacekids.hq.nasa.gov/2001/nameform.cfm - danh
        \_ Don't you have anything better to do than surf?
        \_ eat shit! - danh
                \_ hey danh, let's shave the middle of our heads and start
                   a club.  Three guesses what initiation is...   -brain
                \_ Don't you have anything better to do than eat shit and surf?
                        \_  Hey.  HEY.  NOTHING is better than surfing.
                            CHARLIE DON'T SURF.  The shit eating part is just
                            a little bonus.                     -brain
1999/5/23 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:15861 Activity:nil 80%like:15124
5/23    shut the fuck UP
1999/4/3 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:15690 Activity:nil
4/1     The US and NATO has bombed Belgrade. A hospital was part of the
        collateral damage. The last time the European capital of
        Belgrade was bombed was Easter, 1941 by Hitler. This shit has
        got to stop. I encourage any and all of you with enough guts to
        embarrass yourselves to tell everyone you see that the BOMBING
        MUST STOP! This shit is just not right!
        \_ I agree!  Instead of bombing the Serbs, we should fly our
           bombers over Paris and drop tons of our hormone-treated beef
           on the frogs.  That'll teach those bastards.
1999/3/17-18 [Uncategorized/Profanity, Finance/Investment, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll] UID:15601 Activity:low
3/17    Or, as babelfish translates the motd.official:
        The soda is not for warezhosen or mailspammen. Is easy
        pissenoffen the rooten and overloaden barrier all with those fuck
        youen and those yer momen. Is not for trades with the
        majorfuckentwinken.  Diskhoggen pornseeren keepen that bandwit
        trousers hands in pockets must. Relaxen and watchen that barrier
        Flemings.  --dbushong
        \_ geek
           \_ No, geek is Eugene Kim
1999/3/11 [Uncategorized/Profanity, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll] UID:15580 Activity:high 66%like:15562
3/11    Asshole anti-anti-censor's ""troll deleted" troll deleted" deleted.
        \_ When they were talking about "nurturing your inner child" they
           didn't mean all the time.  Grow up.
1999/3/8-23 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:15562 Activity:high 57%like:14773 57%like:14977 66%like:15580
3/22    asshole censor's "troll deleted" deleted.
1999/3/4 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:15534 Activity:high
3/3     Fuck the MOTD, fuck up forum for gutless fucks to voice their
        meaningless opinions.
        \_ .hushlogin and fuck off asshole.
        \_ Sticks and stones, y'know.
        \_ And your point?
                \_ About 3"
        \_ I hear ya'.  The past couple motd's have been less entertaining
           and more staticky than usual.  Such it is.
1999/3/3 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:15526 Activity:kinda low
3/2     Don't you people get bored of this shit?
        \_ I suggest a .hushlogin if you're bored of the motd and then you
           can go fuck off alone somewhere.  Thanks.
           \_ I suggest you notice that there is plenty of useful stuff
              in the MOTD, and stupid trolls detract from it.  -tom
              \_ trolls like tom.
1999/2/25 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:15478 Activity:high
2/25    http://www.xs4all.nl/~mathijs/MAN_WITH_A_VERY_BIG_COCK.jpg
        \_ Wow.. that's gotta be the biggest cock I've EVER seen!
        \_ Man! That's big.  Six foot big!
        \_ o'doodle
        \_ Fuck the bastard who put that piece of shit it up. I'll show
           you a big fucking cock!
        \_ My question is, can any female handle that??
          \_ plenty of men can
1999/1/29-31 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:15325 Activity:moderate
1/29    Everyone out ranks me in my office.  Lately there has been a
        lot of office tension, and everyone takes it out on me.  Short of
        telling them to fuck off, what should I do if they yell at me for
        things i have no control over?
        \_ You're already going to get a bad reference from this place.
           Might as well tell the next jerk to fuck off because you're not
           the office piss boy.  You'll always be treated as poorly as you
           let yourself be.  No fear.  Never take a job you can't afford to
           quit.
        \_ It's amazing how often people bitch about work.  Get used to it
           man.  Bent over and take it like a man.  Or alternatively you
           can dream about grad school all day and bitch on the motd about
           GREs and greedy people in industry and how you're an "intellectual"
           that doesn't care about money.  Bitch.
                \_ You're the same guy who cursed at everyone. You have a lot
                   of anger within you. PLEASE GET HELP.
        \_ Shoot them
        \_ bring a lot of gun literature and read it conspicuously
                at work
        \_ quit your job, get over the Golden Shackle belief, and you will
           be happy.
        \_ tell them to fuck off.
        \_ Write a nice, polite letter explaining that you're quitting
           due to bad treatment.  -John
           \_ Write a nice, polite letter explaining that you're *suing*
              due to bad treatment.
                \_ Oh yeah, keep forgetting you can do these kinds of
                   things in the US;  you're so expensive for companies here
                   to hire that the smart ones would rather treat you well
                   than get you mad enough that you'd quit :-)  -John
        \_ Assuming you have a relationship with your manager that allows for
           such conversations...ask your manager for some quiet time to talk
           about the situation.  Keep the conversation bottom-line oriented,
           and let him/her know about your concerns and focus on how you
           would like to resolve the issues and turn conversations like that
           around.  Let him/her know that it is affecting your morale at work
           and you'd like to stay positive and focused on your job instead
           of feeling otherwise.  You can also opt to take the more direct
           route, and let people know that you are doing your best, let them
           know what you can and cannot do, and ask them how you can be of
           help to them...and firmly tell them you can't help them if they
           are upset, or if you are also upset.  A lot of it calls for
           validation of their feelings as well as a recognition of their
           behavior on your feelings.  I would still follow up with your
           manager and give him/her an "fyi" on the situation and the
           action items you've taken to help alleviate the situation. I am
           not sure what your office dynamic is like, but I hope this
           helps. --chris
           \_ i knew this was xtin before i got to the bottom of the entry.
           \_ wow, should i expect group therapy too?
        \_ wall about it and see if sameer can help you. -ali
1999/1/23-24 [Recreation/Food, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:15283 Activity:moderate
1/22    Pre-planned foodP tonight at Plearn tonight at 8pm.  Plearn's
        located on the south side of University Ave, between Shattuck
        and Milvia, by the UC Theater.  A bunch of us are showing up,
        you're welcome to join us -- the more the merrier! --chris
        \_ gee, that's what recruiters always say.
           \_ surprisingly enough, there was no mention of Taos anytime during
              the dinner conversation.  well, except for Saar, who brought
              it up, and was promptly hushed.
                \_ I liked the part where Chris discussed blow job techniques
                   in detail.
                   \_ No -- that was YOU, you FAG.
                        \_ Only so far as to say how well her different styles
                           worked on/for me.  She's a good cock suck.
                           \_ You would know, you FAG.
                                \_ If I was a fag for enjoying her cock suck,
                                   then either she's a guy or I'm a lesbian
                                   in which case I don't have a cock.  Back to
                                   Basic Anatomy 1A for you.
                   \_ In your dreams!
        \_ RoboCop @ UC Theatre afterwards
1999/1/2-4 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:15165 Activity:high
1/2     It isn't indented.  Tough shit.
    The Sunday New York Times magazine had an interesting brief comment
on the origin of Christmas.  They were interviewing Roger Highfield,
science editor of the Daily Telegraph in London, and author of the book,
"The Physics of Christmas".

    Q: You say that mushroom-induced hallucinations may have contributed
    to the Christmas.  How?

    A: Patrick Harding (Univ. Sheffield) says Santa's color scheme, red
    and white, matches the color scheme of the flyagaric toadstool,
    which has a red cap with with white dots.  This was used in rituals
    by shamans in Scandinavia, who lived in villages consisting of
    yurts with combined chimneys and doors.  You can imagine these
    shamans visiting someone who was ill, entering the yurt through
    the chimney and taking flyagaric to commune with the gods to find
    out how to cure their patient.  The shamans might feel as if they
    could fly.  You could even add reindeer to the equation.
    Throughout the generations, shamans have learned to take this
    potent hallucinogen more safely by drinking reindeer urine.
    If you found a reindeer that had been munching away on the
    mushrooms, once it had passed through the reindeer you could
    indulge in the yellow snow.  The reindeer acted as a filter of
    toxins.  "Ho, ho, ho" could in fact have been the euphoric
    laughter of someone tripping.
You've got a bleeding asshole!
        \_ Yeah, which explains the frequent paleolitc epidemics of
        \_ Yeah, which explains the frequent paleolithic epidemics of
           yurts becoming uninhabitable because of the strong smell of
           charbroiled stoned shaman permeating the hut, after they became
           so whacked off their gourd from drinking too much shroom-munching
           reindeer urine that they slipped while climbing down the chimney
           and did a bellyflop into some poor caveman's chestnuts roasting
           on an open fire.  I would think the "ho ho ho" most likely comes
           from primitive villagers watching some tripping village priest
           chasing a very nervous-looking reindeer.  -John
You've got a bleeding asshole!
1998/11/13 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:14953 Activity:very high
11/13   Happy Fri the 13th.
        \_ fuck you
          \_ No fuck you
             \_ fuck the both of you. both ends.
                \_ fuck you, fuckball
                   \_ fuck off, fucker
                      \_ No, fuck MEEEE!!!
                         Oh, waitamint... I forgot where I was writing this.
                         I need to post this on soc.feminism
        \_ Fuck all of your superstitious assholes.
           \_ But the 13th is for asshole fucking!
1998/10/6-7 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:14742 Activity:insanely high
10/06   anyone have any urls for good articles about what's really going
        to happen on jan 1, 2000?  i need to show my mother evidence that
        civilisation is not going to crumble and burn.  she's been reading
        all kinds of scare propoganda.  -lila
        \_ Get a clue, lila.
           \_ twink
        \_ [dim, you dim fuck, you deleted my comments bc you didn't bother
            to check if anyone else was editing the motd before you were.
            So, fuck you, now we're both deleted.]
            \_ I did a 'ps' before I edited the motd. And FUCK YOU TOO! --dim
                \_ Oh contraire, Sir.  FUCK YOU!  -not dim
        \_ http://www.garynorth.com :-)
        \_ She's right to be afraid: http://www.doge.nl/~hero/silence.html
           \_ cool!  i didn't know transistors were alien technology and
              will only work on earth.  no wonder...  -lila
              \_ Wow, everything in _Men in Black_ is TRUE!
1998/8/9-1999/3/5 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:14434 Activity:moderate 66%like:14977
9/20    idiot troll deleted, again.
        \_ You are a fucking asshole.  You delete things that are
           unintelligent.  Fuck off dipshit.
        \_ The ghost of kchang...
        \_ you suck
1998/6/24 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:14247 Activity:nil 80%like:14990 80%like:15124
6/23    SHUT THE FUCK UP
1998/3/16-17 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:13816 Activity:very high
3/16    How do you forward all your mail to a different address, except for
        those from a certain domain?  For example, suppose I want to
        forward all my soda mail to someacct@hotmail.com, but I don't want
        those messages from <DEAD>stanford.edu<DEAD> to be forwarded.
        \-It depends how tall you are. If you are sufficiently tall,
        you can do it with two mailagent rules. In the first sequential
        rule you do a From: <regexp-for-soda> {BOUNCE: someacct@hotmail.com}
        and then From: <regexp for <DEAD>stanford.edu<DEAD> {SAVE local-file} or {LEAVE}.
        Hoever this isnt what you asked first ... in which case you would
        use the All: {LEAVE} directive. --psb
        \_ TRANSLATION:
                It depends on how smart you are. If you are as smart as I am,
                you would do this (which most people will not even understand
                and I will not be nice enough to elaborate further). If you
                don't understand, don't feel bad, because you are just stupid.
                                -- partha
                \_ anyone who doesn't understand psb deserves a long and
                   miserable life.  The lost masses are undeserving. -psb #1 Fan
                                -- anti-psb asshole  [psb rules!]

                                -- partha "TOO SMART FOR YOU" banerjee
        \_ Any time something simple could be explained, PSB starts to talk like
           a fuckin' lawyer, trying to reiterate the fact that he has superior
           knowledge and that we don't. FUCKIN PSB!!!!! Why don't you die!!!!!
           \_ Is ignorance really that blissful?
           \_ You'll get yours when judgement day comes.  -psb #1 Fan
                \_ You jealous fuck, stop pucking your asshole on the motd,
                \_ partha!!!!! stop pucking your asshole on the motd,
                   just how broken and stupid you really are.  -psb #3 fan
          \_ Personally I think the way psb talk is superficial, and the guy
             above is right, psb does sounds like a fucking lawyer and a
                \_ stop pucking your asshole on the motd,
             wanna-be-intellectual asshole.
                \_ psb, stop pucking your asshole on the motd,
                   bow to your superiors and one day you *may* understand
                   just how broken and stupid you really are.
                |_ I won't stoop to editing other people's motd entries but
                   I will do minimal fixing on childish alterations.  -psb #1 Fan
                \_ So how come after all this arguing over whether psb is good
                   or bad, nobody's actually answered the original question?
                        \_ Because the answer is trivial, psb is not.
1998/1/28 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:13580 Activity:nil
Shit erased.
\_ good call.
1997/12/3 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:32179 Activity:nil
12/1    List yer Mk. V bug reports here:
        - tcsh %n prompt doesn't work
        - "wall -b" and "wallall -on" don't work the same any more
        \_ Ya, so?
         \_ If no one knows what's wrong, it can't be fixed.
          \_ I meant: "wallall doesn't work, so what?"
        \_ ls --colors doesn't work!  where's GNU LS!
           \_ it's in /usr/local/bin, buster. gnuls and its hardlinks. --aaron
         \_ ls --colors is an abomination from the depths of hell
          (aka linux)
         \_ alias ls /csua/bin/colorls
           \_ DOS had a colored DIR command years ago.  Don't be a DOS
              lamer.   -DOS #1 Fan
         \_ "ooh I'm so cool because I refuse to make use of a
             useful technology since it came from DOS."
             \_ Sort of like the anti MS & Intel bashers.
        \_ Do we have ping?  Where is it?
           \_ /sbin/ping -- yuen
         \_ do we have a ping that doesn't do stupid shit like provide
            three decimal places of "accuracy"?
            \_ Yeah, and what the fuck is with those damn decimal
        points in calculators and shit???
          \_ idiot.
        \_ (sorely tempted to list this motd as a bug...)
1997/8/19 [Health/Men, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:32159 Activity:nil
8/17    Favorite movie line of all time:
        "You have chosen... poorly."
        \_I am a doctor and know little Kung Fu.
        \_ "MORTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!!!!!!"
        \_ "You're goin' down!"
        \_ "I am de cleaner."
        \_ "To clush your enemies, drive dem before you, and
            hear the lamentation of der vemon."
        \_ "Did you eat the penis?"
        \_ "Go ahead!  Squeal like a pig, boy!"
        \_ "I am Serpentor!  This I command!"
        \_ Um, wasn't it "He chose... poorly."? Cuz wasn't that knight
           talking to Indy?
          \_ oops, you're right.  I knew someone would correct that. thanks.
        \_ "I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way!"
         \_ "Your fu is weak, you must train harder if you ever expect
             to defeat the Manchus."  or something close --oj
        \_ "I have suffered from the poisonous juice to master the
            invincible kung fu!"
        \_ "You must listen to the grasshopper at your feet"
        \_ "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh "
        \_ "Go away, you Arthur King, you. I fart in your general
            direction"
        \_ "What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
        \_ "Laugh it up, fuzzball."
        \_ "Hhello.  My name is Inigo Montoya.  You kill' my father.
            Prepare to die."                        ^^^^^
                                                    \_ got smth against
                                                        the past tense?
                                                        \_ that's how he
                                                           says it, wasn't it?
                                                           \_ no.
                                                              \_ when he's
                                                                 describing his
                                                                 plans to the
                                                                 MiB, it is.
        \_ "What!!  What will come out no more?!"
        \_ "Is this a test to see whether I'm a replicant, or a
            lesbian, Mr. Deckard?"
        \_  Mr Worf; Fire.
        \_ I AM ZARDOZ, THE DESTROYER
           \_ The gun is good.  The penis is evil.
        \_ "A repo man's life is always intense"
        \_ "You do a lot of stumping back in the hippie days?"
        \_ "Ho Ho Ho.....We meet again Jesus"
           \_ Better yet: "Dude, don't say pigfucker in front of Jesus."
              \_ Ignorant fools.  "You're such a fat fuck Cartman(sp) that
                 when you walk down the street people go, God dammit!
                 That kid's a big fat fuck."
                 \_ "Mommy, the cat's being a dildo!"
        \_ "I KICK ASS IN THE NAME OF THE LORD!"
           \_ Wasn't that "I kick ass for the lord!"?
            \_ "Your mother ate my dog!"
        \_ Fuck my ass!  Fuck my ass!!  Fuck my ass!!!
        \_ it did not say "best lines from Hustler White"
        \_ "Yippeekai-ai, mother fucker"
        \_geeks who quote The Holy Grail are deserving of scorn- danh
                \_You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause
                  some watery tart threw a sword at you!
        \_ "I'll buy you corndogs."
        \_ "You ruined my new jacket!  Kill him a lot."
        \_ We're on a mission from god.
        \_ Officer! That man tried to have SEX with me!
        \_ Prepare for the foul warmth of my tongue!
        \_ RELEASE THE KRAKEN
        \_ "Say, that's a nice bike."
        \_ Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! Nooo.
        \_ Mom! Dad!  It's evil!  Don't touch it!
        \_ "They're baaa-aack..." -tpc
        \_ Jwang's version of Devil in a Blue Dress: "Colored trees ain't
           good enough for you?"
        \_ "I trust I make myself obscure?" "Perfectly."
        \_ Dis-ap-POINTED!!!
        \_ "I want my two dollars."
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