2/10    I like Woz, and I like iWoz, but let me tell ya, no one worships
        him because he has the charisma of an highly functioning
        Autistic person. Meanwhile, everyone worships Jobs because
        he's better looking and does an amazing job promoting himself
        as God. I guess this is not the first time in history. Case in
        point, Caesar, Napolean, GWB, etc. Why is it that people
        throughout history worship assholes?
        \_ GWB is in this category?  He might have been an asshole, but he's
           not good looking like JFK, Reagan and Bill Clinton.
           not good looking like JFK, Reagan or Bill Clinton.
           \_ Future historians will realize that Dubya belongs
              in the same league as Napolean, Caesar, Robert E. Lee
              and Steve Jobs.
        \_ As someone who basically went up to Woz in a public setting
           and went all "fan" on him, and then spent a decent amount of
           time telling him why I thought a particular political postion
           of his was wrong, I can tell you that Woz is no asshole. At
           least in my limited experience of foisting myself on him, in
           my own socially inept and obnoxious way no less, I found him
           to be an exceptionally nice guy. -phuqm
           \_ How did you read this 180 degrees the opposite of what the OP
              intended? He said that Jobs was an asshole and that Woz was
              a nice but uncharsismatic fellow.
              \_ Because he's social inept and obnoxious?
        \_ I wouldn't say "no one" worships Woz.  He's just only worshiped
           by other highly functioning Autistics.  Not a huge demographic,
           but it probably includes most of us.
        \_ I think it says a lot about the CSUA that nobody pointed out
           that people worship Jobs because he was responsible for creating
           great products and also turning around a totally moribund company.

4/18    I am an American't.
        \_ ...... in search of an Ameri-cunt.
           \_ No cunt for someone who can't.

12/4    Squick (NSFW)
        http://regretfulmorning.com/2011/11/weird-sexy-toys/?pid=3315
        \_ That's sick.

7/6     RIDE BIKE!
        http://video.fc2.com/a/content/201104205dsww3bS  (NSFW)

4/25    Holy shit!  Next time when you go snorkeling and you think you've found
        some new species of little sea weed or jellyfish, RUN!
        http://galleries.sunrisekings.com/mp4/madagascar/scene3/02 (NSFW)
        \_ assteenmouth is more my style

11/30   God, I'm getting sick and tired of applying to hot company XYZ, being
        led on, then turned away because of my lack of a degree (unavoidable),
        then being contacted to see if I want to interview at hot company XYZ
        because I'm what they're looking for. What the fuck, Silicon Valley,
        what the fuck.
        \_ Just wait until you get a job and update your linkedin profile. Then
           the recruiters will be banging down your doors.
        \_ Go get your degree. It's not unavoidable that you don't have one.
        \_ Why the fuck are you looking for a job if you don't have a degree?
           What the fuck, degreeless man, what the fuck. I agree with people
           that a degree is just a piece of paper, and that what you learn
           in academia don't have a lot of correlation with what you'll actually
           do at work. Trade-school or professional school is a different
           story but most of us went to Cal! Having that said, employment
           for DA BOSS usually requires a degree. DA BOSS wants to make sure
           that you know how to follow directions and a high GPA correlates
           well w/high obedience and high tolerance for pain, skill sets that
           are quite essential in corporations. Now, if you don't have a
           degree, consider working for yourself. Some of the most famous
           entrepreneurs like Bill Gates and Steve Jobs don't have or even
           care about degrees.
           \_ Not all of us have rich parents who will pay for us to go to
              school. Especially with the new bump up in tuition, the UC is
              out of reach of anyone who has to self-fund. Also, sometimes
              family obligations trump the luxury of attending school.
              family obligations trump the luxury of attending school. -!OP
              \_ God gives you lemons, and you make lemonade. Don't
                 whine, do something about it.
              \_ Work a full-time job during the day and take evening classes
                 towards a degree.
                 \_ Look up at the initial post that started this thread...
                    \_ The initial post didn't say why OP can't take evening
                       classes towards a degree.
           \_ Because my family is bankrupt and just about in foreclosure,
              jackass. -OP
              \_ in third world countries, if your parents go bankrupt they
                 go after everyone in the family. In the US, they go after...
                 the person who declared bankruptcy. Are YOU the person
                 who is in bankruptcy? I'm not trying to be a jackass, I'm
                 just trying to understand your situation and see if there
                 are other ways of looking at this. Please help me help you.

8/5     Who's that red headed girl in Myth Buster? TOTALLY CUTE.
        \_ URL of pics please?
           \_ http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=kari+byron&aq=f&oq=&aqi=g10
           \_ link:tinyurl.com/latr2k
              \_ not relevant, not the same girl, and she's ugly
           \_ http://tinyurl.com/quzvh
              \_ url doesn't work
           \_ Is this really her?
              http://newlow.freeblog.hu/tags/Kari-Byron  (NSFW)
              \_ This is the reason why I read motd. THANK YOU MOTD!
                 \_ you read motd for the pussy?
                    \_ Tits. Did you see the pic?
                       \_ No I get my fill of tits/pussy in bars.

FUCK YOU GEORGE BUSH AND ALL THE IDIOTS WHO VOTED FOR HIM! IMPEACH!!!

11/12   holy shit lolz
        http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27681660
        \_ What do Mormons have to say about Gay sex?
        \_ What do Scientologists have to say about Gay sex?
        \_ Scientologists dont focus on gay.

11/12   Holy shit, is it already NCAA basketball season?
        \_ shit, lol

11/6    What's a good vacation for less than $750/person for 5 days
        in mid to late November?
        \_ New York City is quite nice in November. You can even wear
           shorts and t-shirt. Be sure to visit aspolito. He's a really
           nice guy who would never jerk you around. Oh and he's gay
           and loves sodomizing pollux.
           \_ what year are you living in?
        \_ What do enjoy doing?  Hiking around outside?  Lieing around
           in luxury?  Seeing cool shit?  150/person/day is a lot of
           money if you don't need to fly.
        \_ San Diego
           \_ bahahahahahahahahaha what a joke. No, been there, done
              that. Not particularly fun. I hate suburbia and fake cities.
              \_ Depends on what the OP wants to do. He should tell us
                 what he likes (nightlife, nature, single/family-oriented,
                 etc.). San Diego makes a very nice vacation if you like
                 sunshine, beaches, and hot women or if you have kids and
                 want to visit the Zoo, Sea World, etc.
              \_ My wife and I enjoyed our relatively cheap vacation in
                 San Diego, but I used to live there, so I knew where to
                 go. What kind of stuff are you looking for?
                 \_ I hate big amusement park type of thing. Sea World? BLAH.
                    The last time we went there, we went on this big
                    retired naval/air museum on the carrier (BLAH). Then
                    we went to this huge ass hotel built long time ago
                    called Coronado with a bunch of wrinkled people who
                    dressed nicely (BLAH). Then we went to downtown and
                    drove around (BLAH).  I mean, the place has no
                    interesting history behind it like San Francisco. Even
                    unique little places like Mendocino and Morrow Bay and
                    Carmel-By-Da-Sea are more interesting. San Diego was like
                    Los Angeles, you never arrived there, you never left.
                    The history is boring, and there's nothing unique there
                    that is interesting to San Diego besides naval ships.
                    I guess if you're into military shit, it'd be more
                    interesting, but I'm not. Fuck war. San Diego is so BLAH.
                    It's has absolutely no character behind it. Sadly,
                    today much of new American town is white washed in
                    interesting, but I'm not. Fuck war. San Diego has
                    absolutely no character behind it. Sadly, today much of
                    new American town is white washed in homogenous
                    characterless suburbia BLAH like San Diego. It's like
                    you drove 400-800 miles from home but never left home.
                    You know, I grew up in cities like San Diego and never
                    knew what a yokel I was till I went to college. FUCK
                    SAN DIEGO.
                    \_ Hotel Coronado has a lot of history behind it. So
                       does San Diego from the Mission to Lindbergh. I
                       just spent a week in Carmel and while it is very
                       beautiful it was also supremely boring. Everything
                       closed at 8pm and there's nothing for kids to do
                       (if you have kids). Same for Mendocino, although Fort
                       Ross was interesting. You never really said what it
                       is that you like to do, but if you like history
                       then you should go to Boston or Philadelphia.
                    \_ Did you go to Old Town? Did you visit the missions?
                       I'll admit that San Diego's no SF, but it's a fine
                       town.
                       \_ How about Los Angeles? What do you recommend doing
                          in Los Angeles besides the usual stuff like
                          *yawn* Olvera Street, Korea Town, Japan Town?
                          \_ The only times I've been to J-Town were to
                             interview for the JET Program. As a native
                             San Diegan, downtown LA offends me. Better
                             to go to Huntington Beach and environs.
                    \_ You should have walked around Hillcrest and had coffee
                       at some of the cool coffe shops. Why did you drive
                       downtown at all? You should have been walking. Did you
                       see a jazz show at Croces? Why not? Spend some time in
                       Balboa Park? That park is way better than GG Park. The
                       Museum of Modern Art in La Jolla is much better than
                       anything we have and La Jolla cove is great people
                       watching. You just did the dumb tourist stuff. There
                       are some great and famous murals in Barrio Logan
                       as well, but they are off the beaten path. North Park
                       is also great, where I used to live.
        \_ world of warcraft 7 day free trial.  Visit Quel Tha'las, have
           the kiddies ask where mankrik's wife is, go see the metal bands
           play the undercity.  Get that Deeprun tram postcard.  Come back
           with a defias bandit mask.  Fun for the whole family.
           \_ LOL Best response ever! Thanks!

11/5    Dear General Motors, we Californians have a new message for you:
        FUCK YOU!!! Prop 1A passed. FUCK YOU.

9/7     Why does it keep getting deleted? Cuz you're a FUCKER. Now FUCK OFF.
        Fucking dumb ass shit from http://politico.com, same shit as GWB and
        FoxNews and freerepublic. If you're going to post a link, say
        something insightful or entertaining or FUCK OFF. Let me say this
        again. Motd is not free republic ok? Go ahead and keep trying mother
        fucker. If I find out who you are, I will track you down and break
        your fucking legs. SHIT I forgot to take my anti-depressant for
        a week. I should go back to talk therapy.
        \_ This is sufficiently fucked up that I'm tempted to start
           reposting the politico link myself.  -niloc
        \_ That's true, the motd has some crazy people.
           \_ can insanity be a basis for squishage, please?
              \_ it's probably kchang, who has been squished for insanity
                 before.
        \_ Wait, you're saying that Politico is a right-wing source?
        \_ I may consider formally asking root to investigate this post,
           because of the bodily threat.  Are you serious?
           \_ There is someone on the MOTD with some really deep issues,
              even compared to the normal people on MOTD with issues, and it's
              disturbing.

9/3     how does http://youporn.com make money?  I used it 9 times today,
        never saw an ad.  Am REALLY tired now.
        \_ Aren't there ads for pay porn sites on the right hand side? I have
           not used youporn in a while, there are better freeporn sites now.
           \_ like youtube, search for cwh, sort by date.
        \_ really tired now?  and chafed?  CHAPPED SKINFLUTE NEED REST
        \_ A better question is why sites like this have not been sued for
           distributing content they did not obtain rights to.
           \_ An even better question is WHO THE FUCK CARES dumb fuck and
              the actual answer is in YouTube (hint: YouTube lawsuits didn't
              come in full force until Google bought it). Don't suck cow
              nipple till you know it has milk. DUMB FUCK.
              \_ The people who created the content probably care.

8/7     nsfw fist-to-shoulder
        http://www.redtube.com/8839

7/15    FUCK YOU dim shit and your SUV and big suburb Republican loving
        Southern Californians. I hope the big one wipes out you fuckers.
        FUCK YOU ALL.
        \_ Agreed, die in hell dim!
           \_ Uh, what? Sounds like you have issues. I'm not Republican
              and don't own an SUV. I live in the suburbs, but what does
              that have to do with anything? Bay Area is full of suburbs,
              too. I hope this response humors you.

6/22    RIP George Carlin

              70 miles. I guess you think this is acceptable. I don't.
              \_ How long would it have taken you on a bus? What about
                 Metrolink? It's not much less. Overall I can get to
                 \_ His whole point was that LA really blows because it
                    lacks *REAL* mass transit systems, defined as systems
                    that work INDEPENDENTLY of the freeway infrastructures.
                    When the bridge collapsed, people could take BART.
                    But when 101/405 collapse in the future, what redundant
                    system do you have? LA totally blows. PS. Buses are
                    not real mass transit systems, mkay?
                    \_ You do remember the BART strike back in 1997, right?
                       And the 10 freeway did collapse in LA. It was back up
                       in less than a month.
                 Riverside in less than an hour unless I am unfortunate enough
                 to go during rush hour(s). Driving is much, much faster than
                 other methods 80% of the time and probably equivalent 10%
                 of the time leaving only about 10% of the time where I'd
                 even bother with transit. And then once at your aunt's
                 what happens when you need to go somewhere? Wait another
                 45 minutes for a bus and then transfer to another one and
                 then walk 5 blocks with your bags. Are you kidding me?
                 That stuff works in Tokyo or NYC where it's really dense.
                 Doing that in Riverside would be stupid. You made the
                 right move even if it cost you 2 hours up front.
                 \_ You are right, in LA I have no choice. Apparently you
                    think that is acceptable. I don't.
        \_ shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits!

6/19    worst thing ever.  smurf sex.  NSFW etc.
        http://www.youporn.com/watch/157460
        \_ I watched all of that now I have permanent brain damage.  thx a lot
           \_ I hope you watched it with your sound on.
           \_ you were warned.  -!op

6/13    NSFW: best Wii ad ever
        http://www.picsaway.com/uploads/fai_small-b156ff92bd.jpg
        \_ She can do my wii......lly.
        \_ 32G natural, hot!  http://www.inbedwithfaith.com

4/10    Ouch
        link:www.mercurynews.com/breakingnews/ci_8877016
        \_ Similar incident happened in Orange County. If I lived in
           Southern Cal, I'd love to die the same way too. FUCK LA.

2/12    Fuck you homeowners. And fuck Paulson. May you drown in your
        irresponsible debt.
        \_ What are you babbling about, young troll?
           \_ At a guess, the 30 day reprieve. -!op
              \_ Yes, the first bail out plan was bad enough. Moral Hazard. -op
           \_ Probably the conforming limit boost?
        \_ I was just listening to someone on the radio make an interesting
           point. All these interest rate cuts and things are really for the
           benefit of the banks who are in crappy financial situations due to
           their own incompetence. The fed. reserve's primary duty is to keep
           them afloat. It kinda makes sense when you consider the real effect
           of interest rate cuts at this time, and who benefits the most, vs.
           who gets hurt.
        \_ The number of defaulting homeowners is trivial compared to the
           number that took out normal loans they're paying every month.  But
           I guess that doesn't make for a good motd troll.
           \_ Exactly. "It's not a big deal" in the macro sense. So why is the
              goverment arranging special treatment for those who are defaulting? -op
              goverment arranging special treatment for those who are
              defaulting? -op
              \_ Fear, and the desire to be seen to be "doing something".

11/21   Fuck you Mark Cuban.