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| 2007/11/20-26 [Politics/Domestic, Recreation/Food, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:48670 Activity:nil |
11/20 FRE FNM CFC LEN PHM ETFC, all bond insurers eating buckets of shit
\_ http://www.whitehouse.gov/infocus/achievement/chap7.html |
| 2007/10/3-5 [Uncategorized/Profanity, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll] UID:48228 Activity:nil |
10/3 Blowjob Commercial. (NSFW)
http://www.youporn.com/watch/45125 |
| 2007/8/20 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:47667 Activity:nil |
8/20 What the fuck? |
| 2007/7/31-8/3 [Computer/SW/WWW/Browsers, Uncategorized/Profanity, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll] UID:47483 Activity:nil 80%like:47481 |
7/31 wow. NSFW
http://www.solosuck.com
\_ oops. sorry. NOT SAFE FOR WORK.
\_ heh, I "lynx -dump"ed it to find that out |
| 2007/7/27 [Recreation/Pets, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:47455 Activity:nil |
7/27 fuck you motd puppy guy |
| 11/23 |
| 2007/7/23-26 [Uncategorized/Profanity, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll] UID:47377 Activity:nil |
7/21 NSFW
http://marjorie.auroris.net/mbg25/sketch/guide_pg4.jpg
NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW
NSFW
\_ Makes me horny. |
| 2007/7/4-5 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:47171 Activity:nil |
7/4 Fuck off psb |
| 2007/6/29-7/2 [Uncategorized/Profanity, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll] UID:47121 Activity:low |
6/29 NSFW Is that picture what I think it is???
NSFW <DEAD>-cetina-.blogspot.com/2006/12/radiografia-duna-felaci.html<DEAD>
NSFW Can someone who reads Spanish care to translate please?
\_ I don't think thisis Spanish, it is something kind of close but not
\_ This is not Spanish, it is something kind of close but not
quite. Catalan?
\_ Catalan. Llobregat gives it away. -John
\_ Thanks. Learned something new everyday. -- OP |
| 2007/6/28-30 [Transportation/Car, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:47091 Activity:low |
6/28 You know what I hate most about S Cal? Cal Worthington's
annoying commercials. Long Beach cow boys buying trucks.
Fuck cowboys, fuck trucks, fuck Cal Worthington's commercials.
\_ and his dog Spot
It isn't Spot's fault. He's just a rental. _/
\_ that guy must be dead by now. he had a car lot in Sacramento
too. My dad says cal would sell sailors cars in long beach
50 years ago.
\_ I was confused for a bit as I grew up in Central Valley watching
Cal Worthington commercials. Now I at least know I'm not
totally crazy.
\_ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cal_Worthington
He's still alive, apparently he's 86 years old.
\_ Is Larry H. Parker still doing ads? |
| 2007/5/20-21 [Recreation/Dating, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:46706 Activity:nil 71%like:46695 |
5/19 Realistic Vitamins - Fake vitamins that feel real
http://www.affections.com/Vaginas.htm |
| 2007/5/19-24 [Uncategorized/Profanity, Recreation/Dating] UID:46695 Activity:nil 71%like:46706 |
5/19 Realistic Vaginas - Fake vaginas that feel real
http://www.affections.com/Vaginas.htm
\_ Are they better than Fleshlight? |
| 2007/5/10-14 [Computer/SW/OS/Windows, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:46580 Activity:nil |
5/9 Networking Vista computers together is a steaming pile of shit.
What the fuck was MS thinking? Fuck! fuck. (fuck). blah.
\_ So is networking vista to XP and to Samba.
\_ Heck, networking XP to XP was awful, I had kinda assumed
they would fix it in Vista.
\_ They need to keep it awful to ensure backward compatibility. |
| 2007/4/17 [Uncategorized/Profanity, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll] UID:46340 Activity:nil |
4/17 NSFW link:tinyurl.com/2rq4ls \_ Yucks. |
| 2007/4/3 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:46184 Activity:high |
4/3 FUCK YOU RANGA.
\_ hmm? what did I do? I wanted the polar bear videos.
\_ hmm? what did I do?
\_ this guy is mentally ill, just humor him. FUCKING SHITCOCKS |
| 2007/3/21 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:46044 Activity:nil |
3/21 pussy dick shit
I want to see how long this post lasts before emarkp deletes it.
\_ crap? Ass? schlong? gazongas? |
| 2006/10/29-30 [Academia/UCLA, Uncategorized/Profanity, Recreation/Sports] UID:45025 Activity:nil |
10/29 Sucks so bad that USC lost. It was Cal's best chance for a BCS
bid. -- USC student, Cal fan.
\_ Fuck all of you assholes. -Berkeley alum, who couldn't give two
shits about "Cal".
\_ Fuck you, too.
\_ I don't see how it makes a difference. If USC won, Cal would still
need to beat USC to go to the Rose Bowl. Now, Cal needs to beat
USC to go to the Rose Bowl. If Cal loses against USC, they wouldn't
be going to a BCS bowl whether USC beat OrSt or not.
\_ The argument is that if USC went to the Championship game,
then Cal could finish 2nd and still go to the Rose Bowl.
I don't like that argument. If Cal goes to the Rose Bowl it
should not be because USC is playing for a MNC. The loss
helped Cal, because now Cal has a game "to give" if they
beat USC and a chance to finish 1st even if they lose to USC
(if someone else can beat USC, too).
\_ My argument was that if USC stayed #3 and Cal beat them (handing
USC their only loss), Cal would have a good chance of finishing
Top 6 and getting a BCS bid. I didn't consider Cal losing to USC.
\_ If Cal beats USC, Cal wins the Pac-10 and goes to the Rose Bowl.
This was the case last week, and it's the case now.
\_ Cal doesn't need to finish top 6 to get a BCS bid. If Cal
beats USC and has no more than one other Pac-10 loss, we are
guaranteed to go to the Rose Bowl. If we lose to USC but
finish in the top 14 BCS rankings, we can still go to a BCS
bowl--there's one more BCS bowl this year than there has been
in the past, so the chances are much less that we'll be screwed
like we were in 2004 (and Oregon in 2005).
In any case, the focus should be on beating USC, which would
make polls and tiebreakers unimportant. -tom
\_ The focus should be beating the next opponent, as UDub
showed. If we lose to Arizona and UCLA then who cares
about USC?
\_ Yeah, but now we can lose to one of them and still go. |
| 2006/10/2-4 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:44623 Activity:nil |
10/1 Suppose the Iranians declared that it has launcheable nukes today
and that it is willing to use it if any Western power interferes,
what are some steps we can do to neutralize them?
\_ "neutralize" them. Let me guess, you're a big white dick and you
have the right to fuck whoever you please because you're a bad
ass American and you are free to fuck whoever you want.
\_ So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because
pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes
\_ Announce that we're going to saturation nuke them in 3 days to remove
the threat unless they disarm, and if the civilians don't take
matters into their own hands to remove the antagonistic leadership,
they assume complicity. Hope our missle defense works in case they
retaliate. Follow through.
\_ I wonder whether we'd have our first born-and-bred coup
\_ Enter detente just as we did with Soviet Union.
\_ Of course, they might just be pulling a Saddam trying to make
everyone think they have nukes when they really don't, to try to
goad an invasion--remember, the Iranian pres. actually believes he
needs to start a massive conflagration in order for the Mahdi to
return. |
| 2006/9/5-7 [Reference/Celebration, Politics/Foreign/Asia/China, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:44280 Activity:moderate |
9/5 Who is Tawei Liao?
\_ http://www.csua.berkeley.edu/~tawei
http://ucsee.eecs.berkeley.edu/~tawei
\_ Nice fake web sites.
\_ Uh, aren't these 2 different people named Tawei?
\_ These two pages above are owned by the same guy who is
trying hide his embarrasing past from his clients by
creating ficticious characters and displaying pictures
that don't resemble him. Google for his full name and
you'll see the truth.
\_ What's his full name? Googling for "Tawei Liao" is not
turning up anything interesting.
\_ That's because he's not particularly interesting.
\_ A fag.
\_ How do you know? Have you fucked him?
have you watched him fuck a man?
\_ Yeah. I watched you get buttfucked by him. Huh huh.
Huh huh. Huh huh. -beavis & butthead |
| 2006/8/29 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:44194 Activity:very high 66%like:44123 |
8/28 Nice b&w naked girl photos: http://7floor.net -John \_ Didn't you post the same link four days ago? \_ He must get some click revenue. \_ I didn't post this, it's either someone trying to annoy me, or attempting to piss off the killjoy who deleted the original link (a good cause, IMHO.) -John \_ I like your links. Please post more. -ax #1 fan \_ There's nothing particularly special about your link. I'm reposting not because I want to piss you off or because I support you. I'm posting for the sake of telling the asshole who keeps censoring motd to piss off. I will keep reposting your shit for a whole month. \_ there are plenty of naked pictures on the net, and I am sorry, these pictures don't stand out. \_ True, but it is a statement to the asshole who keeps censoring motd-- fuck off asshole, if you censor this message the entire motd will be nuked for a whole month. -op \_ Feel free to share, then, e.g. put up or shut up. |
| 2006/8/24-25 [Uncategorized/Profanity, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll] UID:44127 Activity:nil |
8/24 Hey John how did you get around not getting identified by the
identifier?
\_ ? Is this in relation to the tasteful nekkid gurl pics link
I posted that some prude keeps deleting? Why would I need to
get around anything? I sign all my posts... -John
\_ Deleting stuff sucks, and deleters are asshole...BUT, maybe you
should post NSFW stuff when the western hemisphere is not
stuck at work.
\_ Uh, I kind of clearly said "naked girls" and "NSFW". I
don't force people to click on links :-) -John
\_ I wasn't implying that people would click on youre NSFW
links and then get pissed off. I was impying that they(we)
would sit at our terminals, see your clearly marked NSFW
links, not click on them because we're at work, and *then*
get pissed off.
\_ ...this is the kind of thinking that gets people
climbing clocktowers with high powered rifles.
\_ Yes.
\_ That's why we need to pass the anti-clocktower law. |
| 2006/7/17-18 [Uncategorized/Profanity, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll] UID:43697 Activity:moderate |
7/17 Pardon me, but what the fuck? Is average CSUA member not command
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
English basics language no more? I thought ESL was a fundamental
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
requirement for acceptance to Cal? Free tip: your point, whatever
it is, will not be ridiculed or ignored as much if it's not
written in orc. -John
\_ Wow, you're a judgemental Nazi. No wonder people hate you on motd.
Fuck you Heil German John. I'm watching you. -German John Hater #3
\_ Free tip: don't give advice when it is not asked for.
Go fuck yourself.
\_ Free tip #1: Stop plagiarizing from the USGA etiquette "do not
give advice to others on the course unless they ask you for
it" and "Never coach or give unsolicited advice.")
http:/ http://www.waggle.com/etiquette.htm
http://www.sideroad.com/Business_Etiquette/business-golf-etiquette.html
Free tip #2: "Go fuck yourself" isn't one of the USGA's
etiquettes.
Free tip #3: Go fuck yourself.
\_ This would've been a great troll except for the fact that you
got back-trolled big time.
\- you may want to re-evaluate your original intent vs. the
actual result of what you're trying to say. this is from me
as an observer's point of view:
-what you wanted to convey: "i am a nice person and i want to help
you poor immigrants. i think that if you guys want to communicate
effectively you should take some time to learn english
, otherwise you will be ignored."
-what a few heard: "you are all guests on my
land and if you want to live here you need to learn my
language or else get the fuck out of here."
-what pissed-off immigrants heard: "i am a white male and even
though i speak poorer asian languages than you speak
english, you still need to learn my language because i belong
to the white race with bigger penises. we are righteous and
you are not. you must respect our authority and learn english"
-what the overall intent is: "John is a jerk"
please re-evaluate your method of communication. your reply
is not necessary. ok thx.
\_ From this post I read: "I like to fuck my mother and drink pee."
\_ Does not parse. I am a jerk. I don't give a rat's ass what
immigrants, psb or anyone reads into this. I posted a very
\- leave me out of this.
but i do think you are sort of ratcheting
and in some cases may not be able to tell
ignorance from apathy. --psb
\_ If you sound like an ignoramus, you are
judged like one, period. -John
\- my point is: if you are judging based on
the sloda wall or motd, people may not
be bothering to write well, rather than
being unable to do so. even native speakers
are sloppy here, not unreasonably so.
and i think if you are coming to the US
to study say engineering, there may be a
diminishing marginal return calculation
for how much you invest in grammar.
so are you going to take on ebonics
so are you going to taken on ebonics
speakers next?
i'd be curious how many of your native
english speaking friends could explain
the difference between say "compared to"
and "compared with". if an ESL speaker
gets further and farther confused, i'd
cut them [sic] some slack. if a non-engineer
native speaker cant tell you the diff
cut them some slack. a lot of non-engineer
native speakers cant tell you the diff
between precision and accuracy ... probably
not a disaster. a foreign speaker isnt a
lawyer, not knowing the diff between "that"
and "which" is also probably not a big deal.
i'm not very careful about those usually.
i'm not very careful with those usually.
i think a lot of grammar nazis 1. worry
about dumb things like "data is plural"
or "dont use hopefully" 2. have pretty
shallow knowledge [they know easy rules
like it's vs its, but drown in slightly
deeper waters].
deeper waters. a good example is that cow
who wrote the Eat Shoot Leave book].
\_ I think there's a pretty big difference
between "not knowing data is plural" and
"completely incoherent". I suspect
John is mostly complaining about the
latter, and you're criticizing (at least
in part) John on the basis that he's
speaking about the previous.
clear point about students at what is supposedly one of the
best schools in the world seemingly not having a basic
command of that school's language. If you want to interpret
that as being an anti-immigrant rant, or some sort of
belittling of other cultures/countries, that's your problem.
Your reply is not necessary. ok thx. -John
\_ psb: your coworkers asian stupid "oh psb immigrants
THE MAN! He knows Greek mythology asian stupid lila.
He immigrants god." "we asian stupid immigrants, we
can't understand his circumlocutory speech!"
\_ I'm sorry but WHAT THE HELL are you talking about?
\_ This is a sublime "If you have to ask, you don't know"
moment.
\_ I'm multi-lingual and my observation is that Westerners in general
have a much more difficult time learning non-Western languages
than the other way around. How would you personally feel if you
tried your best to learn in a completely different language system
in a completely different culture but still get ridiculed in the
process? Oh, you wouldn't know, because you're a Westerner who
can't see from the other side's point of view. No wonder the rest
of the world hates you and is eager to see 911 again,
over and over again. Go fuck yourself.
\_ 1) Go fuck yourself as well.
2) Part of the reason people give you shit is that your politics
are repellant to anyone living in a free society and you
defend one of the most loathesome governments on the
planet on a regular basis.
3) I'm a white guy who was thrown into a school of all Mandarin
speaking kids who knew no English when I was 10, and I'm
damn well not about to whine if someone gives me shit about
not knowing the difference between, say, different measure
words, in spite of the fact that my native language has no
measure words in the sense that Mandarin does.
4) I don't have a college degree from a Chinese university.
5) Did I mention go fuck yourself? Oh, yeah, go fuck yourself.
\_ Blow me, I'm going through that right now, starting from zero,
and making a reasonable go of it. This is language #4, by
the way. But I don't presume to go to their top school with
my crappy understanding and grammar. And what the fuck is it
with you and "Westerners"? What does that have to do with
anything? I guess that makes us deserve 911 over and over
again, and I've been (badly) trolled. Cretin. -John
my crappy understanding and grammar. I guess that makes me
as a "Westerner" deserve 911. Touchy, aren't we. -John
\_ then, should US Education restore the policy of given
IQ test in English to those immigrants and dump them into
retard classes based upon the IQ test result?
\_ I don't know what it is with you Swiss but I've had similar
experiences with another pedantic Swiss in Berkeley who seems to
enjoy correcting every little grammatical mistake people make.
Eventually most of us in the company grew resentful of him
(including the CEO who was a minority) and eventually drove him
out of our company. Perhaps you should ask why immigrants don't
like to conform, as understanding the root of the problem may help
you find constructive measures. One of the root causes is
western resentment. If it weren't for you westerners, our
motherlands would still be glorious and our ethnicity would still
be portrayed kindly. But instead your predecessors and your elected
leaders continually harrass, rape, and pillage nations like Vietnam
and Iraq and made us into worthless refugees into your land, only
to be ridiculed for every little tradition we hold dearly in our
heart because whatever it is, rarely comform to your western
standard. Personally, most of us are sick and tired of your
unyielding, dominating western ways, and we just don't like you
people, period. We will continue doing whatever it is we please,
and if it annoys you, great! -foreigner, proud of it
\_ "Every little grammatical mistake"? No, I'm castigating UC
Berkeley students who're supposed to have a firm command of
the English language but instead sound like they learned the
language from the villains of bad war movies (or who're doing
it on purpose to troll more effectively.) You seem to have
a (reasonably) firm command of the English language. You're
still a troll and an idiot, but do you notice how well that
comes across? -John
\_ John, there is a structural problems here in our public
education system (see my post below). Not everything is the
fault of these individuals. This is one of the reason why
problems are a lot more widespread. I can
assure you that *MAJORITY* of otherwise bright and qualified
immigrants DID NOT end up at top Universities due to the fact
that there isn't much incentive in our public school system
to teach them English. Those few who defeated
the odds and made here is either very lucky (i.e. my case) or
he/she is extra-ordinary in some way. Blame this squarely
on individual is going to cause a lot more resentment and
you see all sort of defensive postures. As for stereo types
and Asian being "looked down upon." Let me share this with
you. When I was in high school, I can barely communicate
my thoughts and most people don't have the patience to talk
to me. At the same time, we got this ethnic Vietnamese
who raised in Paris, native French speaker, speak worse
English than I am, but he get a lot more attention and slack
than I do. It's not the color of skin thing, but, there
is a real differences on how average American treats
Europeans immigrants differently than those from Asia.
\_ I don't know who you are and why you've recently dominated
most of the posts on motd but I'm starting to realize that
you probably need something as simple as medications or
therapies. But then again that is not unique to most of the
weirdos who post on motd. Troll on.
\_ first of all, it's just me, not "average CSUA member."
I happened to be a slow language learner and amused by
average Europeans that can speak more than 3 language without
effort. Secondly, since you bought up, ESL *IS* the problem.
To make a long story short, issue with ESL is that 1.
UC requires 2 or 3 years of non-ESL (regular English) class, 2.
ESL is funded by number of headcounts; thus, there isn't much
of an incentive for those who is running ESL program to make
people "graduate" to regular English classes. 3. As consequences,
most people who stuck in ESL program are dumb fucks who has no
real chance to go to college in UC system; 4. Since the pace
of ESL classes mostly determined by the peers, and the fact that
most students in ESL classes has no college ambition, you don't
learn any English as result (Chinese, Arabic, and Spanish was
more common in those classes). In my personal case, it took cheat
(smuggle to ESL office and tweak the official record on language
proficiency), and bribe to for me to get out of ESL in-time just
to be UC eligable. But by that time, I was thrust into classes
on Virginia Wolfe / Nathaniel Hawthorne without any knowledge of
basic sentence and grammar. I am not blaming the system for
my failure. But the sheer fact that you can comprehen what I am
trying to say is considered a huge personal achievement given
the circumstances I was in.
\_ Well, congrats on making it -- but feel comforted by the fact
that it's not just you. There are plenty of people here that
have no excuse and, as John puts it, sound as though they're
speaking orc.... Seriously, though, unless you plan on going
back to your country of origin I strongly suggest that you
work on your language proficiency. It may not be the
official language of the country, but it's still one of the
things your intelligence will be judged by. It can harder to
things your intelligence will be judged by. It can be harder to
land a tech job (or any job, really) if you're unable to
coherently communicate your ideas. (and man, this thread is
just begging for someone to run jive or valspeak, on it,
isn't it?)
coherently communicate your ideas. (and man, dis dread be plum
beggin' fo' someone t'run JIBE o' valspeak, on it, isn't it?)
\_ Maybe you should consider the possibility that most
foreigners look at Westerners as people who judge easily by
the way others look or talk. Maybe foreigners think that
Westerners are superficial, thus don't really care to
conform to the Western standards. Whatever. Go fuck yourself
\_ You pretty good looking for a HU-MAHN!
\_ racist white imperialist oppressing brown people!
\_ How to get started? I am going to get a tutor eventually,
but I think I can start with some highschool level grammar
book. Any recommendation?
book. Any recommendation?
\- you can probably get a used copy of BASIC ENGLISH
REVISITED (it's kinda of a weird book) for <$5.
it's not all grammar but a reference book. the
actual textbook i used is pretty expensive now
and probably not worth it. --psb
\_ if it is a good book and worth recommending,
do you remember the title of the book?
\_ Unless you have a need to infiltrate or become part of the
dirty bi ren culture, I'm sure you have a much better use
of your time than to follow bi ren's advice. You should be
proud of who you are and what you are, and don't give in.
Don't listen to bi ren John. He is a verbal bully and a
total jerk. Look. If someone judges you by the way you
talk or look, that person is shallow and full of shit
and is a total jerk and does not deserve your respect.
That goes with 90% of the bi ren trash I've met in my
life. BI REN ZHUAY TAO YAN GAN TA MA DI.
\_ He didn't judge on it. He pointed out that others
would. It's a fact and you're just being stupid.
Of course people judge on the way people talk and
look. Chinese do that as much... actually I'd say
a lot more in my experience. The diversity of the
USA far exceeds any Asian country. Who's superficial?
Nobody owes you anything.
\_ You may be able to find a tutor interested in helping
you with English in exchange for help with your native
language.
\_ thanks. But being a native speaker is by no mean
a commander of my own native language. I am planning
on getting a native language tutor as well :D |
| 2006/6/27-29 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:43513 Activity:nil |
6/27 Please to be recommending a hairspray that doesn't smell like fruits
or flowers etc. thx.
\_ Cream of Sum Yung Gai
\_ Don't forget Yoo Suk Bum.
\_ Suk Mai Phât Qok?
\_ Lick My Hairy Asshole
\_ Tounge fuck my hairy asshole.
\_ is that german?
\_ Aquanet. |
| 2006/5/1-4 [Computer/SW/Security, Uncategorized/Profanity, Computer/SW/Unix] UID:42873 Activity:nil |
5/1 Fuck it.
RSS wall feed isn't down, so much as only serving out my little diatribe on
the life and death of the hack.
I got shit to do. Later.
--michener
\_ Bring it back. This is *your* organization. It should run *your*
code. If bitchy alums, myself included, have problem with it, fuck
em! If bitchy alums have a problem with google seeing it, tell
them to get off their asses and write robots.txt file to fix the
problem. -dans
\_ root staff seems much more inclined to ignore than do anything.
It's rather discouraging for alums to even bother trying to
help when work making old desired software run is ignored, and
for requests that people "mail root if you want to do this," are
met with much silence.
\_ yes, you can "fuck em" but if the existence of a feed
makes people revolt, and not use wall logging, and therefore
make the feed pretty much useless as well, what's the fucking
point?
\_ Lowers the alumni noise floor of wall thereby making it a
useful channel for undergraduate signal? Sounds like a win
to me. -dans
\_ that way all 6 undergrads can talk. If the alumni noise
is a concern for them, I'm sure they can figure out
how to make a second wallall channel
\_ If, as you indicate, there are only 6 active undergrads
in the organization, then perhaps the CSUA has run its
course and should be shut down. Of course, you're
wrong, so the point is moot. -dans
\_ Do you actually work on getting stupider every
day? -tom
\_ For you tom? Anything. :-*
It's cute how you define stupid as "Any view
that doesn't support what you believe." Here in
reality, i.e. that place outside of the bubble
you live in, we call that closeminded and
juvenile. meh. Bored now. -dans
\_ Coming from you, this is hilarious.
\- but is it ironic?
\_ Let me add some useful info to this debate. For the record, I
think it's a cool idea, and don't care of Google indexes wall, in
which case you could just reenable it as is. But, the bitchy
alumni can read these:
http://csua.org/u/fok - How do I request that Google not crawl
parts or all of my site?
http://csua.org/u/foj - How can I remove content from Google's
index?
\_ Interesting and useful. But, really. I seriously have code to
write for classes and such and shit to do. So I'll revisit at
a later date. Until then, bad alums, no cookie! ;) --michener |
| 2006/3/30-31 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:42559 Activity:moderate |
3/30 http://news.bostonherald.com/localRegional/view.bg?articleid=132848 Photo evidence and witness report (Boston U assistant professor): Scalia punctuated gesture with verbal "Fuck you" (in Italian) \_ Good thing he doesn't go cruising in parks by the Potomac in the middle of the night. the middle of the night like some of his comtemporaries. the middle of the night like some of his contemporaries. \_ "Va fa in culo" means "do (it) in the asshole", not "fuck you." Subtle semantic difference. -John \_ Good thing he doesn't go cruising in parks by the Potomac in the middle of the night like some of his contemporaries. \_ You usually translate the meaning of these things, not the word-for-word mapping. "Va te faire foutre" doesn't translate directly to "fuck you," but that's a pretty good idiomatic way to get across what it means. \_ What is it about extreme right wingers that makes them so vulgar? First Cheney's "go fuck yourself", now Scalia. Or is it that the media just loves to pounce on these self-righteous assholes? |
| 2006/3/20 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:42339 Activity:nil |
3/20 Its to hard; for you all imaginary troling, asshole
to USE ENGRISH GRAMER? Fuck,
\_ Its just about as hard as it is for you to use grammar.
*Note to self, when being a grammar nazi, use correct grammar*
\_ note to you: you didn't |
| 2006/2/22-27 [Recreation/Food/Alcohol, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:41960 Activity:nil |
2/22 http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/germany_manure_dc URL self explanitory. Heil Shit Eating German John!!! \_ What kind of wine pairs well with pig manure? \_ shit eating? what the fuck is your problem? seriously? |
| 2006/2/15-16 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:41875 Activity:moderate |
2/15 fuck you tom
\_ tom, who posted this?
\_ troll, who cares?
\_ classy. |
| 2006/2/14 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:41849 Activity:high |
2/14 Fuck you. Do you want to fight? I'll totally fight you.
\_ Context-- Care to elaborate? -- motd-2
\_ Response to the I-want-to-get-my-ass-kicked fucking shithead
jive ass bastard cocksucker who keeps reposting the
"Happy V--------- day" shit. I vowed yesterday that if anyone
said anything like that to me today it would result in a
real, bloody fight, and I'm willing to buy a plane ticket to
California to live up to it. |
| 2006/1/25-27 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll/Jblack, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:41528 Activity:nil |
1/25 Fuck you. Go talk about politics in freeper or radiofreeamerica.
\_ hey man, be a little polite. I didn't say "fuck you" or insult
you in any way. |
| 2006/1/9-12 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:41304 Activity:kinda low |
1/9 "Well that's great, that's just fuckin' great man. Now what the fuck
are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty shit now man...
That's it man, game over man, game over! What the fuck are we gonna do
now? What are we gonna do?"
http://csua.org/u/ek9 (yahoo! news)
\_ Five meters! Four!
\_ Take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be
sure. -tom
\_ Fuckin Ay!
\_ ITYM either "fuckin a" or, on a long shot, "fuckin aye".
\_ Aye-firmative!
\_ I never understood that one. What the hell does it mean?
\_ I Think You Mean -> ITYM
\_ Don't think so much.
\_ Maybe he's doing a Fonzie imitation.
\_ ... I knew "ITYM", I was asking about "fuckin' a" --didn't delete
\_ The one I've found so far that I like is a variation from the
phrase "A-OK". "Fuckin' A-OK" -> "Fuckin' A'"
\_ Short for "fuckin asshole" maybe? Since those two are strung
together pretty commonly, that'd be my guess...but I'm hardly
an expletive expert.
\_ Just hold your breath and the detector won't detect you.
\_ Well, and also stay *completely* still until they stop scanning
the room you're in...assuming you know when they *are* scanning. |
| 2005/12/20 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:41094 Activity:nil |
12/20 I deleted all political drivels.
Fuck Repubicans, who are below Reptiles and above Repugnant,
Fuck Democraps, uninformed haters of freedom,
Long live Linux and tech talk, may the world belong to us,
May technocracy rule! Oh and vote for the Penguine Party. |
| 2005/12/15-16 [Computer/SW/WWW/Browsers, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:41027 Activity:moderate |
12/14 Panexa is the right choice, the safe choice. The only choice.
http://www.panexa.com -John
\_ http://blog.stayfreemagazine.org/2005/11/cafepress_copyr.html
\_ Fuck Cafepress. I've been censored there with no warning
or explanation also, and I would not give them my business
again even for something that would clearly not be censored.
Fuck them straight in the ear.
\_ Get a life. -tom
\_ Get a life. -motd
\_ Get a life.
\_ Get a life.
\_ Get a life.
\_ Get a life.
\_ Get a life.
\_ Get a life.
\_ Get a life.
\_ Get a life.
\_ Get a life.
\_ Get a life.
\_ Get a life.
\_ Get a life.
\_ Get a life.
\_ Get a life.
\_ Get a life.
\_ DAMN!
Get a life. _/
Get a life. _/ |
| 2005/9/7-9 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:39560 Activity:low |
9/7 [fuck you, you motherfucker. Being a real estate speculator is
parasitic enough without trying to feed off of disaster. Please
please please die. P.S. Fuck you.]
\_ I've bought a house in Santa Clara and a condo in Sunnyvale
several years ago. I've also flipped one in San Jose, although
I didn't make as much as my peers in Las Vegas. Unlike you I'm
a true believer in the American Dream. My great parents came to
the US with nothing, and now everyone in my family lives
comfortably. How? Everyone believes in work ethics. We will
keep working hard until we retire. Face it. Either you buy
properties, or you're bought. It's a dog eat dog world.
Do something about it instead of whining you lazy fuck. God Bless.
Do something about it instead of whining you lazy fuck. Khuda Hafez.
Do something about it instead of whining you lazy fuck. Khudah Hafez.
\_ Ram it up your ass, you cocksucking son of a bitch. My family
came here with nothing also, but they actually worked instead
of becoming the landowning insect trash they fled europe to
get away from. Fuck you, fuck all your fellow speculators,
and fuck your mother.
\_ 75% of the Americans own land. Why do you hate them?
\_ Where did you get THAT stat? url?
\_ Of course I don't hate them. My parents who actually work
for a living are among them. Speculators are a parasitic
minority among homeowners. Unlike fuckhead above, I
believe that the American dream means *working* for your
wealth so you can buy your own land, not playing a land
casino to fuck everyone else, hoping there will always
be a bigger fool.
\_ Such is the nature of capitalism. Like anything else,
you want to maximize return. Look at the history of
steel, rail-road, oil, electricity, software, etc.
Nothing stops or prevents people from amassing
rare commodities, and using their power to gain
more power. In fact, this is so much easier in the
United States than any other country. Why single
out land ownership when there are so many other things
that also seem unfair? If anything else, you shouldn't
blame the mindless drones from amassing properties.
Instead, look at the system that allows and even
encourages people to do all that you despise.
\_ Spoken like a true Christian.
\_ How do you know the pp is not a Muslim?
\_ He didn't say "Allah." |
| 2005/9/5-7 [Consumer, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:39497 Activity:low |
9/6 40-Year Old Virgin-- totally funny, and very different. Go see it!
\_ It could have been modeled after some unnamed sodalites.
\_ It is hilarious. I also recommend it. Question. What does singing
"The Age of Aquarius" have anything to do with getting laid?
My history of the hippy era is pretty bad. Please explain, thx.
\_ It was a poke in the eye to the boomers. That song is their
anthem. That is how I read it, anyway.
\_ Interesting. What year was the zenith of the hippy era?
\_ Depends who you ask. The zenith of its visibility and
influence on the wider culture was probably Woodstock
in 1969. If you ask those who considered themselves the
"true hippies," it was probably the early '60s era in
San Francisco - Diggers, Merry Pranksters, etc...by the
time the "Summer of Love" happened, most of the "true
hippies" felt the whole thing had gone to shit and just
become an excuse to get high and fuck.
-- had hippy parents
\_ lye, did your parents smoke pot? Are they still
liberal or have they become a lot more conservative?
\_ Clearly you don't know me at all if you're asking
what happened to my parents. I'd rather not go into
it on the motd. You can email me if you're really
interested. --lye
\_ Isn't that it was always about? In any case, its
Zenith as a cultural movement was probably '68
"Summer of Love" or soon thereafter.
\_ I've seen what people looked like (especially hippies)
in the 60s ... I'd probably have to be high to fuck
anyone back then.
\_ I dunno. Gogo boots and minidresses are pretty rad.
It's the 70s that make me wanna hurl. Of course,
the above isn't 'hippy' attire. |
| 2005/8/3-5 [Recreation/Humor, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:38980 Activity:nil |
8/3 Okay, basically this looks like the funniest shit ever:
http://accstudios.com/f/comicpreview_page_cover.htm
\_ Yawn. Dismissed as crap months ago. |
| 2005/7/29 [Uncategorized/Profanity, Science/GlobalWarming] UID:38877 Activity:nil |
7/28 I used to be young, idealistic, and optimistic. I had a job,
quit my job, and started helping people out to make the world
a better place. Then as I got older, I realized the world
doesn't want to be better. The old people don't like to be
told by youngin's how they should live their lives, and the
really poor people are actually pretty stubborn and most
importantly, conservative. People are they way they are,
because they unwilling to listen to you, to make changes,
or to be helped. The world doesn't need another fucking
idealist. So fuck the world, fuck social programs, fuck
volunteering, fuck Peace Corp, fuck everything that trys
to make the world better, because the world doesn't want
to be made better.
\_ You may want to read the Book of Ecclesiastes.
-- ulysses
\_ And finally, fuck you.
\_ The optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds,
and the pessimist fears he may be right. -- ilyas
\_ Actually, I'm happier knowing there are more idealists in the
world (at least those idealists that use violence as a last but
necessary resort, e.g., Gulf War 1, WW2, Korean War).
Do what I do: Be practical, but inside, be idealistic, but try
not to admit to it.
The practical side of you may have recognized that people resent it
when you single them out for charity (giving money to beggars), but
they will accept freely if it is part of a formal process that
most people see as fair (Social Security, Medicare, universal health
care, etc.).
\_ Heh. 'Most.' So are you liberals a persecuted minority or not,
make up your fucking mind.
\_ 72% of Americans support universal health insurance. That
sounds pretty moderate to me.
\_ 55% of Americans (including 47% of Kerry voters) believe
"God created humans in present form". 27% believe "humans
evolved, God guided the process". A mere 13% believe
"humans evolved, God did not guide process". About 2/3
of Americans want creationism taugh along with evolution.
What do I believe? I believe if the majority of Americans
believes in something, run away from it, fast.
\_ Hi troll! |
| 2005/7/25-26 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Motd, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:38805 Activity:low |
7/25 I don't know anything about Green Days or their lyrics. Are they
really "green"? Like do their songs sing about environment,
conservation, mother nature, fuck you Bush, and other things?
\_ Maybe they'll have some information on the internets.
\_ No, Green Day refers to smoking marijuana all day, and they're
a punk band. They have little or nothing to do with the
Green Party, Greenpeace, or Green Acres.
\_ Fuck them then.
\_ Dookie!
\_ Why don't you ask them in person? They used to hang out near
the dumbsters behind Safeway in Berkeley.
|_ I thought the Berkeley dumbsters hung out on the motd.
the dumpsters behind Safeway in Berkeley. |
| 2005/7/6-7 [Uncategorized/Profanity, Recreation/Dating] UID:38435 Activity:nil |
7/6 oral sex instructions
http://www.craigslist.org/sfc/rnr/82774241.html
\_ Even better - the "ass fuck conspiracy":
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/63921265.html |
| 2005/6/21-23 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Motd, Uncategorized/Profanity, Consumer/Audio] UID:38241 Activity:nil |
6/21 Hey native russian speakers, what the hell is this:
http://www.dusha.su/main.html
I can't figure it out. .su is Siberia... I think?
I didn't know Siberia had split off already!
Who is this guy? http://tinyurl.com/72luo - danh
\_ .su is leftover from soviet union.
\_ Where did you hear about these guys, Dan? They are a cult, by
the way. E-mail me for details. -- ilyas
\_ share all the juicy details with the rest of the motd.
\_ Eh, why should I? Motd treats me like shit. -- ilyas
\_ motd treats us all like shit |
| 2005/4/15 [Uncategorized/Profanity, Politics/Domestic/President/Reagan] UID:37215 Activity:high 50%like:36345 |
4/15 Fuck Reagan. Fuck his followers as well.
\_ Necrophiliac.
\_ That no longer legal thanks to the Governator! |
| 2005/4/6 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:37087 Activity:nil |
4/5 fuck you and die.
\_ Yay! |
| 2005/3/16-17 [Recreation/Shopping, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:36716 Activity:high |
3:16 We've been through why some of you think it's such a god-damned
sin to WASH YOUR HANDS after you pee, people so afraid of germs
that they use a hand towel to open the door, and people who use
the handtowel to turn off the water, but WHAT THE FUCK is wrong
with you people who don't FLUSH THE TOILET?!?!?!
\_ http://tinyurl.com/3osv5 Feel rich when you're in the bathroom
\_ What is with this obsession over public restrooms? Seriously,
unless you have an autoimmune disorder, you're all just being
stoopid. There's probably more contaminants in the food at the
restaurant than you'll pick up by flushing the damn toilet.
I would love to see what happens when you all get to child-rearing.
\_ I think there's just one OCD guy...
\_ use your foot then. problem solved.
\_ Same reason: those people are afrard of germs. They can't get away
with not opening the door, so they use a hand towel. It looks very
obvious if they don't turn off the water, so they use a hand towel.
But they think it's less obvious if they don't flush, so they don't.
I'm lucky that the urinals at my workplace are automatic even though
the faucets and doors aren't. At other places, I'd very unwillingly
flush the urinal.
\_ Flush it with your foot.
\_ That's fucking stupid -- not to mention rude.
\_ Stupider and ruder than not flushing the toilet?
\_ As if those were the only two solutions to the
problem....
\_ What is the other solution? Crap on the floor???
\_ Are you seriously this retarded? If you really
believe this, then there's not much point
talking to you, you inconsiderate OCD bastard.
\_ Let's see the choices presented so far have
been flush with your hand, don't flush at all
and flush with your foot. You claim that there
are other solutions. I don't see any. Oh wait!
I just thought of another: crap your pants.
Is that your solution???
\_ Use some TP wrapped around your hand to push
the lever. Sheesh.
\_ This is just a variant of flushing with
your hand.
\_ Oh my god. This is just amazing. I don't
think I've ever been this flabbergasted
by motd before. How did you get into
berkeley???
\_ I always flush with foot at public places like restaurants
and airports, etc. I don't kick it like I want to break it,
just tap it lightly. I don't consider this rude at all as
everyone else I know does the same thing. -!pp
\_ How about when you're visiting someone? What about
when a guest uses your toilet?
\_ I hate the oh too sensitive automatic flushes at my workplace.
Everytime I take a dump, it flushes like 6 times while I was
sitting there.
\_ Are you sure it's not you? Our work place's automatic one
works fine.
\_ Can't you germ fearing people just WASH YOUR HANDS after you
flush? What's the problem here? Afraid of germs in the
soap too??
\_ I use my foot. Being able to wash afterwards doesn't really
solve the problem... would you happily smear your hands full
of shit? You can just wash your hands afterwards right?
\_ Are you the "Are you chinese" guy? You seem to have the
same predilection toward irrelevant repetitive idiocy.
\_ Wow man, you really suck at wiping.
\_ Uhm, no, but I don't trust that other people have
touched the handle with clean hands.
\_ So you make goddamned sure it's soiled with your
filthy shoes. Nice.
\_ Come back to this conversation. We're talking about
leaving shit in the bowl. Would you smear shit all over
your shoes to flush? Do you wash your shoes afterward?
\_ Maybe he buys a new pair of shoes every time he
flushed the toilet, which would explain why he's so
flushes the toilet, which would explain why he's so
averse to flushing it.
\_ That or he wears birkenstocks or something. |
| 2005/2/28-7/25 [Uncategorized/Profanity, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll] UID:36465 Activity:nil 66%like:36495 66%like:36510 |
3/2 [troll deleted]
\_ This was an interesting topic to lots of people. Tell you what,
if you keep deleting any Valerie Plame discussion, I will start
nuking your boring ass shit. Fair?
\_ And you would know who I am....how? |
| 2005/2/21 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:36345 Activity:nil 50%like:37215 |
2/21 Fuck PG&E. Fuck them in the ear. |
| 2005/2/16 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:36198 Activity:very high |
2/16 motd phycologists, I had a dream about the A-team last night, what
do you think this means?
\_ I have XFiles dreams every once in a while. And only one included
sex with Scully. I need to get better at lucid dreaming.
\_ what the f*** is a phycologist? do you mean psychologist?
\_ if you mean fuck, say fuck.
\_ why?
\_ do what you say, say what you mean, 'cause one thing
leads to another.
\_ ok you convinced me.
\_ Learn how to post to motd correctly.
\_ Why do you say do what you say say what you mean?
\_ What do you mean why do you say do what you say say
what you mean?
\_ Why, do you say, do "what you say" say "what you
mean"?
\_ It obviously means you're gay.
\_ I came to the US some 15 years ago and it was my favorite
show back then when I was in HS and learning English.
\_ You need to describe what happens in the dream and how you were
involved. Were you sucking Face's dick, or were B.A. and Hannibal
doing you from both ends while Murdock whacked off? Or all of the
above?
\_ Okay, FUCK YOU for putting that image in my head. Christ, what
the fuck is wrong with you people.
\_ Ummm.. no, it was actually a pretty standard A-Team plot.
We were busting some hostages out of a mansion. There was a
lot of shooting, but no one ever hit anything. I think I
was Face. |
| 2005/2/9 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:36119 Activity:nil |
2/9 erikred 25339 0.0 0.1 944 588 CD I+ 9:18AM 0:00.00 sed s/[C\
c]unt/twat/g /etc/motd.public
\_ hello Erik! cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt twat twat twat
\_ Yeah, that's mature. |
| 2005/1/27 [Politics/Domestic/President/Bush, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:35933 Activity:high |
1/27 I hate Bush.
\_ why did you put him up against Lurch?
\_ Culturally illiterate moron vwapped.
\_ fuck old people!
\_ Dubya is a nice guy, but he's dumb and surrounded by smart people
who all have something seriously wrong with them.
Dubya's smirk and asshole looks come from being dumb.
\_ That's okay. He cares not one whit what you think, either.
\_ I like bush, but don't rule out anal until you've tried it.
\_ ... or oral. |
| 2005/1/14-16 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Motd, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:35722 Activity:high |
1/14 Anyone read this book by Linsay Moran, a former CIA agent, about
her career with the CIA? It's called "Blowing My Cover: My Life
as a CIA Spy".
\_ Great. Now every enemy regime can read this book.
\_ Her rather short career. Interesting perhaps, but not exactly
a threat to national security.
\_ Yeah, it was short. I believe she started in '98, and
she probably left at least a year before writing this book.
5 years, probably.
\_ You are an idiot, and idiots threaten our national security.
\_ You are an idiot, and idiots threaten our national security.
\_ How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck....
\_ How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck....
\_ How much motd would a motd fuck chuck if a motd fuck...
could do *anything*?!
\_ As much chuck as a motd fuck could fuck if a motd fuck
could fuck...
*anything*!
\_ Having self-identified, please report to the nearest citizen
recycling post. |
| 2005/1/14 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:35716 Activity:high |
1/14 When people have anal sex, how do they know there is no leftover feces
in the rectum? Wouldn't it be gross when you pull out and see that
your penis is lubricated with her shit? It'd still be gross even if
you're wearing a condom.
\_ enema.
\_ If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen. If you
can't stand the shit, stay out of the rectum!
\_ google for santorum and anal. |
| 2004/12/26-27 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:35443 Activity:nil |
12/26 motd restored. fuck all y'all. |
| 2004/12/2-4 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:35154 Activity:high |
12/1 Where are you going on vacation?
\_ What is this "vacation" thing you speak of?
\_ It's a technical term. It refers to the phenomenon of increased
bandwidth on certain shared networks.
\_ yer mom's
\_ fuck off you piece of shit. I am sick of seeing this shit.
I hope you get run over by a car.
\_ fuck off you piece of shit. I am sick of seeing this shit.
\_ See now. If the CSUA has simply stuck with the form I had
to fill out in 1993, people like this would be filtered
out.
\_ Don't be stupid.
\_ pwnd!
\_ really? I think its funny everytime. - !pp
\_ yep. me too. I think if you don't find this kind of
humor funny, .hushlogin is probably a good idea. -!pp,!ppp
\_ I think you are both dumbasses. -!pp,!ppp!pppp
\_ I think yermom is a dumbass.
\_ I think yermom has a wide ass.
\_ what's pp stand for?
\_ "previous poster." op means "original poster."
\_ "perplexed peon" ie, you
ps, ie stands for "isn't it explicit [enough]?"
ok. ttyl
\_ opp!
\_ No where. I have to work and I have to do the reading for
next semester.
\_ See now we know you're lying. There are no actual students who
post here. Just aging crufty alums who complain about system
improvements they didn't pay a dime for.
\_ I'm an alum and a student. I've given money to Cal
every year since I graduated and I'm planning to give
money to the CSUA this christmas b/c they put up info
about where to send the money to on the main page.
BTW, I've never complained about soda (even when it
was running on the sequent).
\_ That's great. You know I was just joking, right?
\_ And then they profess how they're such great libertarians!
\_ I'm a semi-crufty alum who agrees with but said nothing
about the system improvements, and am politically a
socialist. Wait, what's my point again?
\_ Fuck off you piece of shit
\_ No, you fuck off you piece of shit.
\_ Double dumb ass to you too!
\_ I am deeply ashamed that I know what you're
quoting and that I recognize it as being
slightly wrong. "Double dumbass on you!"
*sigh*
\_ !ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp |
| 2004/11/30-2005/4/28 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:35126 Activity:kinda low 66%like:31021 |
4/28 No, really. Fuck you.
\_ You can get that from Target now: http://csua.org/u/a5l
\_ Easter egg?
\_ Target and Amazon use the same database backend, so anything
you can find at Amazon, you can pull up a Target page for.
Also available are 'Anal Massage' and 'Marijuana'.
\_ No, really, why? Here's your chance to convert them! |
| 2004/11/23 [Politics/Domestic/President/Bush, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:35042 Activity:high |
11/23 Jeb Bush for 2008! Long Live the Bush Dynasty! -religious guy
\_ Fuck you. Seriously. Fuck you, fuck bush, and fuck jesus.
fuck all of you assholes. If you like jihad, why don't you
convert to islam, and move to Iran where you belong?
\_ jihad is already upon you.
\_ Congratulations, you've been trolled.
\_ Who censored the fuck jesus guy?
\_ restored.
\_ http://bushislord.com
\_ republican: good, democrat: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil |
| 2004/11/3 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:34611 Activity:nil |
11/3 F* Europe, and especially F* the Brits who were cold calling Ohioans
to get them to vote Kerry. We declared independence in 1776, and
we've won the right to cast our own votes.
\_ Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Just say it. Fuck fuck fuck.
\_ Yeah, seconded, F* the Brits. USA! USA! Foreigners = teh gay! |
| 2004/10/23-24 [Politics/Domestic/Immigration, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:34311 Activity:high |
10/23 AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!!!
\_ YOU FUCKING DICK!
\_ It's "TEAM AMERICA: FUCK YEAH!!!!"
\_ No. http://music.ign.com/articles/558/558234p1.html
\_ You obviously haven't watched the movie. |
| 2004/10/3 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:33903 Activity:nil |
10/3 beautiful sunday
fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck!
inside writing code
\_ Welcome to the rest of your life. |
| 2004/9/17-18 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:33595 Activity:kinda low |
9/17 A little nostalgia for all you punks out there. Old Skull is
Awesome.
http://www.themelesswonder.com/oldskull.htm
\_ fucking a bro.@! i fucking remember that shit. i remember readding
an arti cle about them in Trhasher in like 1990 or some shit.
we all agfreed that they rule, but never bought an album.
\_ Thank you! I was looking for these guys a while back but couldnt
find them... for some reason I thought their name was Young Skull.
ha. Anyway... now just to find some MP3's..... |
| 2004/9/14 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:33524 Activity:nil |
9/14 Someone's selectively pruning. Stop that.
\_ Stop nuking, asshole. -!pruner
\_ Stop being an asshole, pruner.
\_ Prunes are tasty.
\_ Assholes are a relevant topic then.
\_ Dead threads were pruned. What is your problem other than
having a 4.77mhz brain?
\_ Bad command or file name.
\_ You like stuffing prunes into your asshole? What wild sex!
\_ blame ilyas and tom |
| 2004/9/2 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:33293 Activity:nil |
9/2 This whole motd just deserves a nice healthy "fuck all ya'll." So
here goes:
FUCK ALL YA'LL!!!
There. I just made my own day. |
| 2004/7/21-22 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:32403 Activity:high |
7/21 Robotech
\_ Ghost in the Shell: SAC
\_ Protoculture
\_ poll:
Lin Minmai: .
\_ Biggest bitch ever. Hated the entire series.
Lisa Hayes: .
Miriya: .
\_ big... pussy...
Rook: .
\_ New series coming out titled Shadow Force (go to http://Robotech.com)
\_ I don't see it.
\_ Fuck Robotech/HarmonyGold. Give me Macross.
\_ Fuck all that shit. Gimme Cap'n Harlock and Esmeralda!
Throw in some Grandizer and Mazinger Z.
\_ Did you see the recent Esmeralda remake OAV? La-ame!
It's like people have forgotten what made Harlock and
such great! (That being, incrediable Japanese
Nationalism, but hey.)
\_ Macek did a pretty good job taking a largely incoherent plot line
with pretty uninteresting characters, and turning it into a
pretty watchable story. Macross Plus was pretty, but basically
ass. Macross Zero has been pretty entertaining. Macross isn't
THAT cool, dude.
\_ Macross one was ok. I don't think that Macek's version
of Macross was really any better. Macek's feat was taking
3 totally unrealated robot series and turning them into
one fairly coherant story line. I personally like
Macross Plus, but Zero is getting a little "magical" by
my standards. (Although it's certainly fun to watch) Now
Macross II, and 7, those are pretty much pure,
unadulterated, crap. -jrleek
\_ Bah! Star Blazers.
\_ Bah! Full Metal Panic! |
| 2004/7/10-12 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:32210 Activity:high |
7/10 Does anyone have a good stock letter for how to ask for more money?
My boss wants me to write him a letter saying "I'm the shit!" so
that he can take it to management...
\_ To Whom It May Concern:
I'm the shit, so pony up the cash.
Sincerely,
J. Loser
\_ "Click click, gimme yo shit" worked for me. -John
\_ Generally, this is a list of your fantastic accomplishments that
would justify your new salary as compared to the market and the
fantastic job market for qualified candidates right now. You
should ask your boss if this is the concept he's looking for.
He'll explain if he isn't an asshole.
\_ Addendum: why isn't your boss supporting you on this? Why
can't your boss write this letter? He should know what your
accomplishments are and be able to make the case for your
increased salary if he felt you really earned one. It sounds
like your boss doesn't support you or really give a shit and
doesn't want you to get any more and is using this letter to
the higher ups thing as a scam to cover his ass with you for
later so he can say, "sorry jonny but the higher ups didn't
think your letter was enough". If I'm right you need a new
job or at least a new boss.
\_ If the letter is required by the higher ups, the boss
may not feel like writing it himself. It makes more sense
to have the guy asking for the raise towrite the letter and
the boss to look it over, make sure it looks reasonable,
and pass it on above. This shit happens all the time, haven't
you ever written your own recomendation letters and had a boss
or coworker sign them? |
| 2004/6/26 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:31021 Activity:nil 66%like:35126 66%like:34574 |
6/25 [fuck you] |
| 2004/6/23 [Computer/SW/P2P, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:30972 Activity:high |
6/23 http://bugmenot.com \_ shit, stop sharing this stuff. the more you advertise something the this the faster it becomes completely useless. |
| 2004/6/13-14 [Uncategorized/Profanity, Computer/HW/Drives] UID:30778 Activity:insanely high |
6/13 RIAA doesn't want you copying songs from the radio:
http://tinyurl.com/373ht (reuters.com)
\_ nothing new. RIAA/MPAA are already public enemy number one
\_ public enemy? hardly. if you're using a p2p net to steal
music you'll hate them. i've never downloaded a p2p client.
the riaa/mpaa activities mean absolutely nothing to me. i laugh
when the motd/slashdot crowd whines about their freedom to
steal and their 'rights' being taken away. you noted that
they didn't sue anyone before p2p networks or napster existed,
right?
\_ what if you just hate them because all the music for the last
ten years sucks?
\_ That's not their fault. All possible good music has already
been created.
\_ That's not their fault. All possible good music has
already been created.
\_ I hate them because they are too greedy.
\_ I second that. Regional coding, SCMS, all these fucked up shit
that doesn't prevent shit but prevents me from watching legid
DVDs from other countries. Fuck the RIAA, even though they
have nothing to do with DVD, but fuck them none the less!
\_ all optical data storage technology sucks ass anyway.
I firmly believe that people have only been suckered by
the lie of optical data storage media by brainwashing.
i have tapes from the 1980's that have been dropped,
kicked, left out on the ground, left in a hot car
and carried around the world in a grubby shoulder bag
that still play fine, and cds that are less than four
years old that are totally busted. fuck cds and fuck
dvds. |
| 2004/5/29 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Motd, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:30485 Activity:high |
5/30 Wow, you fuckers sure made the motd boring as all fuck! Restored.
\_ Fuck off you piece of shit!!
\_ *laugh* Why don't you just script something to nuke the whole
motd everytime you login, you dipshit?
\_ YOU DIPSHIT!!
\_ w0w th3r3 s\/re 3r2 sum SM2RT p33pz on CSUA! 1 LUV!!!!11! |
| 2004/4/22 [Politics, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:13326 Activity:nil |
4/21 http://www.thememoryhole.org/war/coffin_photos/dover shit, now I'm depressed. |
| 2004/4/5 [Politics/Foreign/MiddleEast/Iraq, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:13017 Activity:nil |
4/5 Iraq: Shit, meet fan. |
| 2004/4/4-5 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:13008 Activity:nil |
4/4 I think it's REALLY cool that we have a formatd. Usually I just post
shit here without indentation and somehow it gets pretty indented.
Whoever wrote formatd is COOOOL.
\_ 1) formatd isn't a program. 2) i only format shit that is slightly
off but still worth reading. 3) mymom and mydad aren't merely
COOOOL. bringing me into the universe was much better than that.
4) no, i don't touch psb's fucked up "i'm too good to bother" crap.
5) there is no 5. 6) if you keep posting like an idiot i'll
eventually get bored of fixing your crap and put you into the psb
lazy fuck pile or just delete it if it's really bad to save the
rest of the motd from your stupid shit. if you're too lazy to
format properly you're unlikely to add anything of value to the
motd.
\- does it handle fucked-up psb-style
motd formating?
\_ formatted by formatd
\_ who wrote formatd and could you please post the source
code that pretty prints motd? Thank you very much
\_ ps -aux |grep formatd
nobody 114 0.0 0.0 0 0 ?? DL 23Mar04 1:09.45 (formatd)
\_ formatd is a bored sysadm who has OCD
\_ I don't have OCD.
\_ Why are you so argumentative?
\_ Why are you so overly inquisitive and pushy? |
| 2004/4/2-3 [Politics, Uncategorized/Profanity, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll] UID:12990 Activity:nil |
4/2 Fuck your selective censorship. If you want to delete stuff, delete
fairly, not just threads that get a lot of discussion.
\_ LIGHT CANDLE!
\_ Better, yet, don't delete stuff. It only encourages all these
politics assholes to post even more. If the censor left it all
alone the politics people would get bored and go away once they
saw that their ranting never goes anywhere but the censor never
lets them get to that point so it goes on and on....
\_ Stuff over 1 day old is fair game to delete. It's just the
censor usually deletes certain things within hours or less,
and surgically choosing particular ones for no good reason.
\_ Exactly. If he left everything alone the politics morons
would finally get a chance to get it out of their system and
go away so we could talk about sports and linux again the way
the motd was meant to be. |
| 2004/2/23-24 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:12367 Activity:nil |
2/23 [URLS without comment will be deleted]
\_ Um, no really, fuck you.
\_ Um, this has been a policy for quite some time now. Get your
head out of your ass. -!OP
\_ It isn't policy. It is simply something I started to do bc
so many unlabeled links were going to non-worksafe crap.
\_ Actually I like this idea. It helps a lot when I'm archiving
and categorizing important/funny motd entries. Here is another
suggestion. If the URL is less than 60 chars/line, do NOT
use tinyurl and http://csua.org. Thanks. -bdg
\_ there are important motd entries?
\_ Weirdly, there are some people that seem to take this shit
seriously. *rolls eyes, throws up hands*
\_ And fuck you too.
\_ No, no, fuck you. -!OP, !3P
\_ It isn't a 'policy'. It is something I started doing because
I got sick and tired of being sent to non-worksafe links that
screamed shitty music out my speakers at full blast or put
sick shit on my screen for no reason. --first cleaner |
| 2004/2/19 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:12314 Activity:low |
2/18 [ don't advertise shit here. especially with your attitude. ]
\_ in case anyone's curious, the ad was for some shitty dotcom
plane fare site, with prices that can be beat elsewhere in
much less annoying ways, and the censored OP told everyone
to fuck off. You're not missing anything. the op works for a
doomed, shitty company, and decided to use the motd as free
advertising.
\_ hahaha, good job. But do post the site name so we know to
avoid it, or boycott it.
\_ I didn't delete it, and I don't remember the url. You'll
know to avoid it if you see it. |
| 2004/2/6-7 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:12142 Activity:nil |
2/6 Fuck you motd censor! Fuck you in the ear!
\_ FYRITE
\_ are you complaining because someone nicely deleted the 2000
pages that someone posted or just because of the censor's
normal twitish behaviour? (btw, he prob. likes the attention)
\_ The asshole who deleted the actual threads. I hope you got your
jollies.
\_ ^you^he && ^your^his , punk.
\_ I think the motd censor has fine taste. How else could we get the
motd down to the least read, least replied to, and least interesting
threads without someone butchering away full time? Vivre La Censor! |
| 2004/1/24 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:29760 Activity:nil |
1/23 Just a fucks, I'm really loving the new motdedit.
\_ Totally unrelated but why do we say "many fucks"? You
cannot realy count "fuck", can you?
\_ Sure you can. A fuck is an expression of gratitude. I fuck
you once, I fuck you twice, that's two fucks.
\_ you funny! |
| 2004/1/16 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:11803 Activity:nil |
1/15 In the same vein as the "hear hear" discussion below, is it
"no shit" or "know shit?"
\_ no shit, sherlock.
\_ I believe this term had the inflection of a sarcastic "no shit?",
in its original form. E.g. Bob: "It's raining" Joe: "No shit?"
As in, "not telling me shit?" "not shitting me?". Over time it's
become acceptable as a declarative "no shit", without the need for
the sarcasm, meaning "duh, I already knew that dumbass" (or sherlock,
which retains the sarcastic edge). |
| 2003/12/12-13 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:11445 Activity:nil |
12/12 a nice cake:
http://www.fuckedcompany.com/images/cake.html
\_ fuck 'em. too bad people are taking it out on the janitors
instead of upper management, though. If they had half a brain
they'd just shit in a bag and nail it to the managers door,
or better yet mail their shit to the CEO. But if they
had half a brain they wouldn't be working at walmart in the
first place.
\_ I had to stop reading after that last sentence in the first
paragraph, there's some nice grammar in there. |
| 2003/11/19 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:29645 Activity:nil |
11/19 [ Idiotic Africa post is removed if you can't stand anyone critizing
your submoronic link. ]
\_ fuck you, asshole. i didn't delete anyone's anything. fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck you you fucking fuck fucking asshole!
\_ Wow, its Potty Mouth Boy! Are you and Toilet Head Man going
to come over and use your Special Powers to kick my ass? |
| 2003/11/10 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:29629 Activity:nil 50%like:29618 |
11/10 Don't post shit about the movie.
\_ When can we post shit about the movie? We shouldn't wait until
EVEYONE has seen it. I mean, it took me 3 weeks to see Matrix 2 and
I certainly wouldnt have expected people to withold debate that long
\_ I haven't seen it yet, but go ahead. It's my own fault for not
getting out to see it this weekend. -op
\_ Ok, Smith vs. Neo question reinstated. |
| 2003/11/6-7 [Uncategorized/Profanity, Recreation/Media] UID:10964 Activity:nil 62%like:29618 |
11/5 Don't post shit about the movie. Fuck. It's not like the rest of
us have bothered to see the movie since it opened on Wednesday.
\_ Roseanne Barr was awesome as the Oracle.
\_ nuked from orbit. |
| 2003/11/5 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:10952 Activity:high |
11/5 To the elitist fuck with bad taste in music and too much money
to burn on stupid shit below: fuck you. And fuck you hippie bastards
as well.
\_ Fucking FUCK, you fucking fuck fuck. Fuck it! You're fucked!
\_ You forgot to tell him how much he sucks ass at sucking his own
ass. |
| 2003/10/29 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:29597 Activity:nil |
10/29 fuck you |
| 2003/10/24 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:10769 Activity:nil |
10/24 cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt
\_ http://sportsbybrooks.com/MP392.html
\_ hi paolo!
\_ you've done 8 cunts?
\_ must be UCLA guy
\_ Twat?
\_ Boobs.
\_ Mitten! |
| 2003/10/23-24 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:10758 Activity:nil |
10/23 Fuck is fucked
http://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,3604,844116,00.html
\_ Is "Eton" in the article the #1 high school in Britain?
\_ Oh fuck.
\_ So this guy needed to pay his rent and couldn't think of anything
else to write about? |
| 2003/10/19 [Recreation/Dating, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:10691 Activity:nil 84%like:10684 |
10/18 Does anyone have any ideas of how to cure a wet pussy? I accidentally
kept my pussy in my pants as I ran them through the washing machine.
\_ changing "phone" to "pussy" was only a little funny the first time,
but the second time, it's just hilarious! genius!
\_ Run it through the dryer to dry it out!
\_ Prob hosed. Buy a new one.
\_ I forgot I have my clunky old motorola startac pussy in my shorts
pocket when I jumped into the fox river to pull my canoe to
shore. The pussy would not power up at first, but slowly came
back to life after a few days (no response -> static -> power
up and down constantly -> works). However, it did develop a
problem where once in a while, if I flip it open or close too
fast, it would power off by itself, which is quite annoying.
Try to be patient and wait a few days before powering it up.
All the pussy numbers in the pussybook still remained.
\_ I actually have a startac (that hasn't been
drenched yet) that has that same problem (turning off
by itself when I flip it open/shut too fast). So
your startac is probably fully functionally then.
\_ good to know. guess it's a systemic pussy problem then.
\_ it is NOT hosed! You need a LOT of work and patience to save its
life. First of all, if there are contaminants inside the pussy,
you gotta get rid of them. Contaminants include sugar goo, salt
(REALLY bad), and other chemicals. You gotta get rid of them by
dipping the entire pussy into DISTILLED water. It must be distilled
water or else it's no good. Then shake the pussy for a few minutes
while in the distilled water, and repeat using new distilled water.
Do it a few times, 10-15 would be ideal. Afterwards, you gotta
dry your pussy. Do NOT, I repeat, do NOT power on the pussy when
it is wet. Now wait 3-5 days while baking your pussy under the
sun and then give it a try. It should work afterwards. |
| 2003/7/2 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:28892 Activity:nil |
7/1 fuck fuck fuck fuck |
| 2003/4/21 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:28183 Activity:insanely high |
4/20 Who the FUCK unplugged wintermute? What the FUCK do you not
understand about BIG FUCKING RED LETTERS that say 'DO NOT TOUCH!'
I need that box for research work. I cannot do my research work
without that box. There is a time-sensitve issue here. I am visitng
family in New York, otherwise I would go over to the office myself,
plug wintermute back in and demonstrate RUBBER HOSE CRYPTANALYSIS
ON WHOEVER THE FUCK UNPLUGGED WINTERMUTE. -dans
\_ Oh man, someone do it again, just to piss dans off!
\_ you probably shouldn't put any critical research work on some
dumb csua box.
\_ Who the FUCK is so stupid as to not understand about BIG FUCKING
RED LETTERS that say, 'DO NO PUT CRITICAL TIME SENSITIVE RESEARCH
WORK ON REMOTE DUMB CSUA BOX'? If I was in NY, I'd teach you not
to with RUBBER HOSE COMMON SENSE all over your dumb ass.
\_ it's reasonable to expect random people to not unplug
random things in the CSUA office.
\_ It is, unplugging machines is dumb. However, putting
critical work on volunteer-run here-through-the-grace-of-
others machines is not a great idea either (unless it's
part of the conditions under which you donated the machine,
see Soda Mk. III or whatever it was) -John
\_ it is also reasonable to not break other shit with your
"work" It's also reasonable for people not to care about
your "research work"
\_ Awww, you're so cool. Some day you may even be funny. -dans
\_ Are you storing all the bukkake porn on wintermute? Please do
share dans. WE LOVE BUKKAKE! -bukkake #1 fan
\_ maybe if it weren't plugged into a hub on the eecs network ... |
| 2003/3/21-22 [Computer/SW/Mail, Politics/Domestic, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:27797 Activity:moderate |
3/21 Fuck self-righteous motd censoring assholes. You know who you are.
\_ There's one person who's just removing all the long political msgs.
\_ not all of them, just the non-peacenick ones, leaving
the antiamerican ones and liberal ones. this is berkeley,
no freedom of speech except for the elitist liberals
\_ that's total bullshit. the only thing that doesn't get
censored around here is discussions of sendmail.
sex, leftist politics, right-wing politics, and random
interesting things about life are all too controversial
if you're a fragile-ego dickhead sysadmin.
\_ ooh! I have a sendmail question...
\_ does it involve sex?
\_ It does involve yermom.
\_ Aww. Can I get you a hanky? We'll make it all better for you. |
| 2003/1/31 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:27265 Activity:nil 57%like:29088 |
1/31 crotch rocket asshole thread deleted. |
| 2002/12/16-17 [Uncategorized/Profanity, Recreation/Media] UID:26822 Activity:very high |
12/15 New trek movie. Steaming pile of crap. Discuss.
\_ Nemesis = Remake of TWOK w/ crappy bits of Blade thrown in for
bad measure. Its obvious that Stewart and Spiner have Shatnerits
and that Star Trek is being treated as a "franchise" with cookie
\_ Good point. I never considered reheating shit. However,
cutter stories to keep the dollars flowing into Paramounts coffers
(the bond series suffers from this problem as well). The combination
\_ wow, I just want to say that the above is one of the more clever
and entertaining threads in a while.
\_ Totally. I'm genuinely surprised that the motd propriety
censor hasn't nuked this thread yet.
of humor and seriousness present in the original stories is missing
from the current Star Trek offerings. Some TNG and DS9 eps. came
close, but the TNG movies have been a disappointment (First Contact
being a dim bright spot)
\_ Stewart got $12 mil / Spiner $6 mil.
\_ Shatneritis has nothing to do with pay and everything
to do with professional immaturity
\_ Your eyes were playing tricks on you. First Contact was not a
"dim bright spot." It sucked. The movie franchise has been
heading downhill since TWOK.
\_ IV was good.
\_ VI wasn't that bad either.
\_ I disagree. It is not steaming. Steaming would imply that
it is still warm, and therefore, new shit. It is not new shit.
\_ It could have been reheated shit.
\_ Good point. I never considered reheating shit. Moreover,
if anyone is gonna serve shit warmed over to the public,
it's Hollywood.
\_ Does microwaved shit count as 'reheated'? Also,
using 'reheated' may put too much of a positive spin
on it, as refried beans are also 'reheated', and they're
pretty good. -John
\_ all shit that comes from a warm-blooded animal was
at over 90 F at some point, which is above typical
eath ambient temperature, and which hence should be
called hot. any shit which is heated later is
re-heated, regardless of what the heat source is.
\_ You need a vacation.
\_ A fan's movie in some ways, a freak-of-the-week movie in others,
suffered most from being part of the same franchise that brought
us the excrebale Voyager. I felt less bad on watching this than
I did watching Reign of Fire, but worse than watching The Bourne
Identity. But hey, who cares? LOTR's the only show worth
waiting for now. --erikred
\_ So you're saying you liked it and it was better than Cats, right?
\_ Yes, and I'm going to see it again and again and again. -John
\_ But, it seems, you didn't laugh or cry?
\_ It didn't make me angry like the last few star wars movies,
so I guess it's ok. - danh
\_ Same feelings here. Not stellar by any means, but more than
satisfactory enough for me. |
| 2002/12/1 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:26675 Activity:nil |
11/30 Someone cleaned off the old shit which is fine, and the interesting
shit which isn't fine and then added stupid pine shit which is
absolutely definitely not fine. Since there was nothing left worth
reading it was time for a fresh start. |
| 2002/11/22-23 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:26605 Activity:high |
11/21 Anyone else get a job spam with a .doc with some shit title about
"affirmative action info application" or some bullshit like that from
http://tig.com? [why was this deleted. it was a serious question. i want to
know if anyone knows if this is a scam or what. please leave posted]
[no its not an anti-affirmative action derogatory comment. the topic
of their email is not the point. stop being an asshole. this is a real
inquiry. please foad. thank you, you overly sensitive ignorant stupid
illiterate prick]
\_ You are being threating and hateful on the motd. I'm scared for
my life. Perhaps I should ask root to lock the motd for a few
days so you can have a cooling off period. |
| 2002/11/22 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:26592 Activity:nil |
11/21 Crazy criminal shit happening in West Berkeley as I write this -
Choppers overhead and streets barricaded. Check http://sfgate.com for
the low-down. 2PM
\_ Chickens coming home to roost, yo.
\_ I thought the full moon was on Monday....
\_ it's berkeley. standard. nothing of note going on. we used to
\_ bank guards getting shot is not standard, fuck off.
hear gun shots fairly regularly near my south side apartment and
some guy got shot n killed 2 houses down one summer in a drug deal
gone bad. no biggie. GO BEAR!
\_ Ooh. You've seen it all, haven't you ghetto boy?
\_ shrug, whatever. just because your daddy is rich doesn't
mean life was so easier for everyone else. say hi to yermom
for me and tell her how much i appreciated the cash for
rendering services your daddy couldn't perform.
\_ Funny. That's what I was about to say to you. So where
are you hiding from it now, gb? As the above reply
points out, today's event was not standard and you're an
effete twat implying it is. Some of us live here.
\_ I wish to hand out cookies for the both of you.
\_ I graduated and got the fuck out of that pit, that's
what I did and where I am now. There's no pride in
living in a south side slummy ghetto shithole. I'm
doing quite well now and damned proud of it and never
going back. You're a damned fool if you're trying to
imply that there's some holy mark of pride for living
in a slum. It's standard because it's standard. Shit
happens to good people in bad places all the time. You
taking personal offense doesn't change that. facts is
facts, son, deal.
\_ No, I think the other guy was implying that your
pseudo non-chalant attitude is a stupid affectation.
You're the one that seems to want to make this about
some lame badge of honor or something.
\_ Not at all. I was saying that such a thing is
so common in such places why bother to note it as
some sort of special horror?
\_ There is pride in being a self-made man, coming
from humble origins and becoming successful:
something you whiney brats born with a silver spoon
in your mouth will never understand.
\_ Exactly my point. -fled the slums
\_ go go gadget free association!
\_ The bad guys are shot in a drug deal gone bad, but today the
ones shot were innocent victims.
\_ no one is innocent.
\_ why don't you come over for dinner? I need help digging
a hole and polishing my .45
\_ see what I mean? you'll all a bunch of psychos. theres
no innocents, only victims.
\_ Oh and it's ok when a drug dealer gets murdered? WTF is wrong
with you!? They're people too. You think they'd be dealing
if they had another real choice in life other than pumping
your gas or serving you fries?
\_ I wish the cops shoot the gunman dead.
\_ You can say "I hope the cops shoot..." or "I wish that the
cops shoot..." but "I wish the cops shoot..." is bad grammar.
\_ shot
\_ I to be speaking better imblish for you.
\_ YAR!
\_ Indenting by one space is bad MOTD indentation. |
| 2002/10/28-29 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:26340 Activity:very high |
10/28 nobdy gave angels a chance.
\_ uh, they looked much stronger to anyone who knows baseball. -tom
\_ so which team did you put your money on?
\_ I don't normally bet on sports, but I predicted Angels in 5.
-tom
\_ I am pretty happy. The giants are assholes.
\_ Uh-huh, and what does that make a relief pitcher whose tactic is
throwing three pitches in succession at a batter's head.
\_ Good?
\_ A good pitcher doesn't need to do this.
\_ Tell that to Don Drysdale. Or for that matter, Randy
Johnson. "Need to" is a stupid anyhow. It's fun to.
\_ Well, there's the argument that hitters, with all their
armor, are no longer afraid and are standing virtually
on top of the plate. A pitcher shouldn't be averse to
throwing inside.
\_ Blah blah blah, assine strategy, blah blah
\_ Giants in 9!
\_ So the fact that two players have attitudes (Bonds / Lofton)
makes the whole team assholes?
\_ Jeff Kent (Cal alum) is a serious asshole
\_ motorist to Kent after he broke his wrist:
"You're an idiot!"
\_ getting paid millions to play a child's game and then threaten
a strike? they're all assholes. they make the dockworkers
look good.
\_ I'm just glad baseball season is OVER.
\_ Only four more months until spring training! |
| 2002/9/13-14 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:25877 Activity:kinda low 66%like:25886 |
9/13 http://www.cthuugle.com \_ To whomoever deleted this: fuck you, you cock-gobbling pile of shit. \_ It might help if you actually added a brief note about it. URL's with no commment or explanation are often culled out of hand. -mice \_ mice, this is one of those rare links that is self-commenting. \_ That's a really annoying habit that people have here. !op \_ How about this: you pretend there's a little comment next to the bare url saying "this is a link that might be of interest." for some things there just isn't any reasonable explanation. \_ I didn't post the cock-gobbling pile of shit comment, but I do agree with his sentiment. There just isn't any reasonable explanation for the link. If you have to ask, you don't know. -op |
| 2002/5/25-26 [Recreation/Dating, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:24941 Activity:insanely high |
5/25 http://www.nytimes.com/2002/05/26/magazine/26BOYGIRL.html My big problem with the schools isn't that they do stupid shit like this, per se, but that they spend time on this while ignoring their primary mission. In this particular case no one seems concerned about the welfare of the "boy's" girlfriend who has no idea what's going on. I also find it *really* disturbing that this 'teacher' has a *middle school* support group for gay lesbion bisexual and transgendered children. Middle school? 9 year olds who think they're transgendered or bi-sexual? And this is supported by the school authorities. Madness. Pure madness. Source is the NYT so don't gimme any crap about not liking my source for the story. [and fuck you for deleting this. thanks] [ok thats 3 times now. what are you afraid of?] \_ Middle school is typically 6th through 8th grade, remember? Those fun three years of puberty you seem to have missed? \_ Isn't it nice to be normal? There are more things in heaven and earth... \_ uhh, middle school is like 12-14 or so. And that IS when these issues start to pop up. So this one kid was an early bloomer. It happens. Why do you care? \_ arguing with idiots will get very frustrating. Give up the habit now. \_ Isn't it nice to be normal? |
| 2002/5/22 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:24909 Activity:insanely high |
5/21 Starwars personality test:
http://www.sluis-van.com/personality/index.shtml
EMPEROR PALPATINE: ...
GEORGE LUCAS' PROLAPSED COLON: ....
SKYWALKER RANCH-HAND: ..
CHEWBACCA: . (fuck!!) (How come I ain't getting my share of hairy
babes?!)
HAN SOLO: ..... (cool! I am Han Solo. How come I ain't getting my share
of babes?!)
\_ Because "zero" *is* your share.
R2D2: ...
OBI-WAN KENOBI (Guiness version): ..
\_ woofuckinghoo!
C-3PO: .
GRAND MOFF TARKIN: .
\_ This shit is ancient. In fact, I saw this same shit posted to the
motd years ago.
\_ Yermom is ancient but that doesn't stop her. |
| 2002/5/10 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:24782 Activity:nil |
5/10 Trimmed. Old shit gone. |
| 2002/4/18 [Computer/SW/Apps/Media, Computer/Theory, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:24474 Activity:nil |
4/17 for a while various heavy metal bands were hiding satanic shit
in their songs that can only be heard if you play the record
backwards. does anyone know of a metal song that displays
some satanic looking shit if you take the fourier transform of the
song? that would kick ass. i'm thinking of emailing Danzig to
suggest it.
\_ <DEAD>chaos.yerbox.org/face<DEAD> and
http://www.tp.spt.fi/~cleth/aphex.gif
\_ that kicks ass!@!!! thanks! now much time will be wasted
combing my metal mp3s. |
| 2002/4/1 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:24280 Activity:high |
04/732 April is the cruelest month
\_ Everyone get it out of your system and post all the stupid April
1st shit and be done with it. And no, none of it is funny.
\_ Aw, someone needs a hug.
\_ no really, the April Never Ended shit is completely
cliquish and braindead. -not the first follow-uper |
| 2002/3/15 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:24119 Activity:nil |
3/14 Am I the only one who finds it's funny that everytime a leftist goes
off on the motd the thread stays until the conservatives set them
straight and then the thread immediately vanishes?
\_ the motd is dominated by asshole socialists and asshole
libertarians. lots of other people post intersting stuff,
and i think the asshole right wing kooks and the asshole
left wing kooks delete in roughly equal amounts.
the key word is asshole. if you delete posts based on content
that is what you are.
\_ I only delete posts that are neither informative nor
entertaining like the other day when someone posted some
boring spam scam on the motd I deleted it. - xxx-wing kook
\_ right. that makes you an asshole. you don't need
to decide what the rest of us find enterntaining or
informative.
\_ So the motd should grow without limit? You are an idiot.
\_ I don't know about that, but I do know that everytime I posted
some excellent rebuttal bashing idiotic right-wing rabid dogs,
the whole thread gets deleted. Oh well.
\_ I do notice that whenever the motd degenerates into one of the
three dreaded topics, the thread gets deleted. They are
gun control, abortion and Israel/Palestine.
\_ No, you're just the only one who thinks it's true. |
| 2001/11/11 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:23000 Activity:nil |
11/10 fuck the nationalreview
http://www.counterpunch.org
\_ This is information you can find anywhere, so whats your
point? However, what is different is the point of
view - that of liberal pukes. |
| 2001/8/24 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:22257 Activity:nil |
8/23 Poll: what sort of little shit are you?
conniving:
cowardly :
whiny :
frothy :
\_ Eeeewwwww.
THE Shit : .
Stanford :
little :
pathetic : |
| 2001/7/11 [Computer/SW/Languages/C_Cplusplus, Uncategorized/Profanity, Industry/Startup] UID:21764 Activity:nil |
7/10 Found out my X-company is a "C corporation", not an LLC. does this
mean I'm up shit creek when they go bankrupt? - <DEAD>X-.com<DEAD> founder.
\_ If they go bankrupt, they can't pay you. What's wrong with that?
\_ other way around, i'm worried that incurred debt could be
charged to me.
\_ http://4inc.com/compare.htm . Shouldn't you have asked all these
questions of the attorney that helped you incorporate? --dim
\_ each column contains the word "are not normally liable
for the debts of the corporation". relax. |
| 2001/5/14 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:21265 Activity:high |
5/13 http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/swordfish.html Why does the plot sound like a cross between Entrapment and GoldenEye? Is Hollywood really that far out of ideas? At least they said "crackers" instead of "hackers". \_ yawn. \_ wow a remake of sneakers. \_ No, a remake of sneakers might be cool. \_ AMERICAN PIE 2???? what the fuck? \_ what the fuck? fuck the what? \_ so we won't be able to call that loser "piefucker" anymore? \_ Yes. Hollywood has been out of ideas for a long time. Sex, action, and special fx. Nothing else is left. Oh yeah, sappy rehashed shit, too. Nothing remotely original. |
| 2001/4/24-25 [Consumer/Camera, Politics/Foreign/Asia/China, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:21080 Activity:high |
4/389 <DEAD>www.psychoexgirlfriend.com/voicemails.html<DEAD> \_ yes, thank you. also, a chinese jet collided with an american reconnaissance craft, film at 11. \_ no shit! really? when did that happen? |
| 2001/4/9 [Uncategorized/Profanity, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll] UID:20921 Activity:nil |
4/9 Hello fellow assholes! -Corntrollio
\_ So this is what trolls have become? I like a good troll as much as
the next guy but you have to at least *try*. Go back to troll 1A. |
| 2001/1/25-27 [Uncategorized/Profanity, Computer/SW/Compilers] UID:20435 Activity:very high |
1/25 Which is a more efficient strcpy()? Is it copying each character
until you reach \0; or is it calling strlen() to get the length
of the string and executing a memcpy of that length?
\_ That probably depends on the CPU architecture, e.g. whether or not
it has string instructions and how efficient they are.
\_ Assume Pentium 3 with a Linux 2.x kernel and using gcc 2.95.2.
\_ with strlen() counting each character until \0 is found. :-)
\_ why?
\_ Relax, son, it's a joke. Move along.
\_ wc `locate strcpy.c bcopy.c`
50 337 2163 /usr/src/lib/libc/string/strcpy.c
47 328 2085 /usr/src/sys/libkern/strcpy.c
35 112 711 /usr/src/contrib/binutils/libiberty/bcopy.c
139 685 4175 /usr/src/lib/libc/string/bcopy.c
271 1462 9134 total
#include <string.h>
char *
strcpy(to, from)
register char *to;
register const char *from;
{
char *save = to;
for (; (*to = *from) != 0; ++from, ++to);
\_ != 0 not needed
return(save);
}
\_ Now do it in 6052, 80286, perl 4.036 (1 line or less),
and 3 other languages/scripts of your choice.
\_ by "6052" do you mean 6502? fucking hoszer.
\_ Holy shit! A typo! And you caught it! Wow!
You are *soooo* smart! Did you tell yermom?
I'd bag on _your_ typo but I'm not as smart as you.
\_ I'd bag on your misspelling too fag.
\_ Uhm, there wasn't one, son.... Either way,
if the best you can do is toss around "fag"
one liners, maybe you're better off just not
bothering. Maybe you should try again in a
few years when you're passed your 6th grade
tests.
\_ Suck my dick, cocksucker.
\_ gcc has a built-in implementation of strcpy, but i can't get it
to emit on linux, gcc 2.95.2. anyone have better results? -ali
\_ Try compiling with -Dstrcpy=__builtin_strcpy. The -fhosted or
-fbuiltin options sound like they should work, but they
don't. -asaddi |
| 2000/12/25-27 [Politics/Domestic/President/Bush, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:20171 Activity:moderate |
12/25 In 1555, Nostradamus wrote:
"Come the millennium, month 12,
In the home of greatest power,
The village idiot will come forth
To be acclaimed the leader."
\_ I assume you're not so stupid as to be refering to the man
who will take office on the first month of the new millenium?
\_ He may not be the sharpest spoon in the drawer but at
least he's...oh fuck we're screwed.
\_ ever considered that this might be a hoax?
\_ it's stupid. this is not the sort of shit nostradamus
would write. besides, there are no dates in Centuries. -ali
\_ You actually read the shit nostradamus wrote?
\_ If this was real, at least it would probably be written as
"... month twelfth, ...".
\_ Bush won. Get over it. Move on with your life.
\_ The Republicans lied, cheated, incited to riot, and
undermined the foundations of democracy. Now we're
supposed to "get over it"? Fuck that. |
| 2000/12/18 [Industry/Jobs, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:20122 Activity:nil |
12/17 The vast majority of those stupid dot com companies are ones
that don't do jack shit. Is WebObjects or OpenWave soon to be
on the chopping blocks?
http://www.fuckedupcompany.com |
| 2000/12/17-18 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:20105 Activity:high |
12/15 screen swallows xterm escape codes (such as ]0;foo). how do
i stop this? (i have "term xterm" in ~/.screenrc; doesn't help)
\_ Don't fuck with my windows. Escape codes deleted.
\_ You can't. (Hack the code). This is a feature.
This prevents stuff like this:
[escape codes deleted -motd escape code cleansing god]
[?38h,p,P,m,P,k,P,i,P,g,P,e,P,b,P,`,P+~,Q+|,Q+z,Q+x,R+v,R+s,S+q,S+o,T+m,T+k,U+i,\
V+g,V+e,W+c,X+a,Y*,Y*},Z*{,[*y,\*w,]*u,^*s,_*q-@*o-A*m-B*k-D*j-E*h-F*f-G*d-I*c-J\
*a-K)-M)}-N)|-P)z-Q)y-S)w-T)v-V)t-W)s-Y)q-Z)p-\)n-^)m.@)l.A)j.C)i.E)h.G)g.H)e.J)\
d.L)c.N)b.P)a.R)`.T(.V(~.X(}.Z(|.\(|.^({/@(z/B(y/D(y/F(x/H(w/J(w/L(v/N(v/P(u/S(u\
/U(t/W(t/Y(t/[(s/](s/_(s0B(s0D(s0F(s0H(s0J(s0M(s0O(s0Q(s0S(s0U(s0W(s0Z(s0\(t0^(t\
1@(t1B(u1D(u1F(v1I(v1K(w1M(w1O(x1Q(y1S(y1U(z1W({1Y(|1[(|1](}1_(~2A(2C)`2E)a2G)b2\
I)c2K)d2M)e2O)g2Q)h2R)i2T)j2V)l2X)m2Y)n2[)p2])q2_)s3@)t3B)v3C)w3E)y3F)z3H)|3I)}3\
K)3L*a3N*c3O*d3P*f3R*h3S*j3T*k3U*m3W*o3X*q3Y*s3Z*u3[*w3\*y3]*{3^*}3_*4@+a4@+c4A+\
e4B+g4C+i4C+k4D+m4E+o4E+q4F+s4F+v4G+x4G+z4H+|4H+~4H,`4I,b4I,e4I,g4I,i4I,k4I,m4I,\
o4J1f/E.b/E1f1U.b1U&h&HHave a Nice Day. Feel free to close this window.
from popping shit up when you're in screen. (Cat this file in
a straight xterm for amusement.
\_ what the fuck is with this bullshit? there's a reason escape
codes exist and a LEGITIMATE ones. if all terminals broke
standard escapes like this because some morons abused them, then
there wouldn't be a point to making escape codes in the first
place. why the fuck would screen be special enough to munge
\_ Well, the real answer is that screen emulates a vt100
terminal. You can set your terminal type to whatever you
want, but that's what it emulates, so it makes sense for it
to "absorb" escape sequences that aren't valid vt100
sequences...
\_ that's a questionable design decision.
\_ If I'm vt100 I don't want it trying to do some
whacky shit with wyse-50 codes or whatever. There's
nothing questionable about it.
them? i use xterm escapes every day and am way too fucking
used to the advantages
\_ Fuck fuck, fuckity fuck fuck fucking fuck! (Fuck) |
| 2000/11/9-10 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:19699 Activity:kinda low |
11/9 What's the purpose of Lockeed Martin advertising their shit when
people can't buy their shit? Is it to convince people that defense
contract is good?
\_ recruiting employees and stock investors?
\_ There are commerical companies that do buy their shit
aside from government contracts. That applies mostly to
the satellite divison over at Lockheed. Management is
pushing for on that commercial side since the Cold War
is old news. Unfortunately, this has created alot of
angry employees b/c the satellite people tend to get
preferential treatment as an entire department while
everyone else just sort of gets fucked up the ass.
-- Lockheed Martin unhappy employee.
\_ j, is that you? |
| 2000/10/13-14 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:19476 Activity:nil |
10/13 Fuck geekporn: http://www.angelfire.com/la/aureolis/book.html \_ aren't those the switchblade symphony chicks? \_ not all of them \_ I dont get it. where's the pr0n? |
| 2000/9/29 [Recreation/Dating, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:19373 Activity:high |
9/29 New discovery! Your ear wax tastes like a girl's pussy!!! TRY IT!
Some people say pussies take like raw fish, but it really tastes
like your ear wax.
\_ Stop spreading rumors like this. Some people on soda have never
had pussy and will believe you.
\_ Well, we all know it feels like warm apple pie.
\_ You watched American Pie too many times.
\_ Well, I don't feel much of anything. My cock's too small. |
| 2000/9/29 [Recreation/Dating, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:19371 Activity:high |
9/29 You erase my messages about pussy, I erase your messages about you.
\_ And if 'you' = 'pussy'?
\_ INTESTINATE HIM
\_ % dict intestinate
No definitions found for "intestinate" |
| 2000/9/16 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:19263 Activity:nil 58%like:19256 |
9/15 Did you know that the English prepositions 'suck' and 'hole' get mixed
up frequently w/ 'fuck' and 'mole' and has caused a lot of problems
w/ yermom?
\_ Do we care? Do we even know what the fuck ATC is?
\_ It's all about the NATO phonetic alphabet. |
| 2000/8/8 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:18921 Activity:high |
8/8 I keep getting email and phone calls from this female recruiter.
I've been nice in saying that I'm not interested, but she's persistent.
Has anybody ever confronted a headhunter like you would a telemarketer?
I'm thinking of saying shit like "yeah, I'll take the job, but only
if you give me a BJ everyday." or some shit like that to piss her off.
Will this have a detrimental effect on me? Hunters trade resume
databases and I'm wondering if pissing them off would make me look
bad when I decide to move on.
\_ Actually she might do it. Careful what you wish for.
\_ It would have the detrimental effect of turning you into an ass.
\_ What comes around goes around. -god
\_ Do what I do. Say, "I've already turned down offers for 1% +
150K. I'm already happy where I am, and I don't think you'll be
able to provide monetary or other incentives for me to leave."
Worst case, she wants you even more, gives you a big ass offer
that competes with some number you made up, or puts you on her
list with her friends as "Top talent". Or she stops calling
and puts you on the lying asshole list.
\- use an amplification attack: make them do something
that involves a lot of work for them and little work for you.
\_ You should be happy that a nerd like you is getting phone and
email from a female. -- social science major
--psb
\_ Like a BJ everyday. |
| 2000/7/14 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:18677 Activity:nil |
7/14 Let's all say it together now: .... *FUCK*
--chucky
\_ What would happen if all 1.something billion Chinese all said
"fuck" together? -John
\_ Chinese don't say "fuck". They say "TaMaDe"!
\_ I thought "TaMaDe" means "shit" or "damn".
I think it should be "DealNay" or "GaNiMa".
\_ "fuck" also means "shit" or "damn". Haven't
you watched Four Weddings and A Funeral?
\_ yeah, subtitles are pretty funny. i like when
they say "wan ba dan" , or turtles egg, in
mandarin, and the subtitle says "asshole:".
what else can a translator do?
\_ but not the same. "fuck" has more uses.
\_ But "fuck" when used as a standalone word
has just one meaning, namely, "shit" or
"damn". That's how John seems to be using
it above. "TaMaDe" also has more than one
meaning. Literally, it means "his/her mom's".
\_ "DealNay" is for silly Cantonese boys. Us Hokkien
Ah Beng gangster boys say "NaBe" which is short for
"GaNiNaBe" which is short for "GaNiNaBeChowCheeBai".
\_ Ok, well that certainly cleared it all up. Thanks.
\_ "TaMaDe" is Mandarin which literally means "his
mom ......". It's short for "TaMaDeChowQuo" which
literally means "his mom is a smelly piece of good".
"DealNay" is Cantonese which literally means "fuck you".
"GaNiMa" is Mandarin and should really be "GanNiMa" or
"GanNiLian", which literally means "do your mom".
\_ Vietnamese: *DUMA* |
| 2000/5/11 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:18240 Activity:high 75%like:18239 |
5/10 Damn professors. Fuck those comminazis.
\_ fuck Madeleine Albright
\_ nobody gives a fuck about that fat bitch. |
| 2000/5/11 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:18239 Activity:nil 75%like:18240 |
5/10 Damn protestors. Fuck those comminazis.
\_ fuck Madeleine Albright |
| 2000/4/20 [Uncategorized/Profanity, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Motd] UID:18063 Activity:high |
4/19 Fucking Tom deletes half the motd and adds nothing of value to it
and does *not* sign his name to his "Fuck Paul" entry. -fucks tom
\_ "Fuck Paul" is not a Tom comment.
\_ I don't know what the comment was about, but that sounds
like a good position to take. Fuck Paul. -aspo
\_ i trimmed the motd Wednesday afternoon to ~140 lines, not tom.
you may stop frothing at the mouth now. -jwang
\_ and another thing, deleting half the MOTD, most of the
time, is adding great value to it. -tom
\_ and yet another thing, anonymous coward, I find
it interesting that you're monitoring my
processes. -tom
\_ why do you claim this person is monitoring your
processes?
\_ he seemed to know that I had edited the MOTD at
a particular time (part of this discussion has
been deleted). Of course, he was wrong so he may
just have been lying. It's hard to tell with
anonymous cowards. -tom
\_ Tom deletes motd stuff that threatens him. |
| 2000/3/1-2 [Uncategorized/Profanity, Reference/Celebration] UID:17672 Activity:high |
3/1 Happy 21st birthday, mikeh.
\_ Is it not tradition that mikeh is now supposed to say "fuck you!"?
\_ Oh, right. Fuck you all. -mikeh |
| 2000/2/13-14 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:17502 Activity:very high 75%like:17509 |
02/13 Rest in peace, Charles Schultz.
\_ Yes for the man but not for his cartoon. It was stale years ago.
\_ Not as stale as comments like yours.
\_ Oh! Ouch! That smarts! Uhm, whatever. When you
have something to say worth the bits it takes to
say it, go right ahead. Keep the grade school
noise on the play ground. -tired of stale comics
\_ I can't imagine what my childhood would have been like
without Peanuts and my Snoopy doll, and people like you
who take potshots at the man responsible for all of it
counfound me to no end.
\_ Unlike some here, I didn't learn to read from the comics.
If you _read_ what I said without the tear running down
your face and the snuffling blocking oxygen to your tiny
brain, you'd see I was not attacking the man at all, just
his stale cartoon. If I was taking a potshot at him,
you'd sure as hell know it. There'd be no doubt about
it. -still tired of stale comics
\_ The fact that he didn't know when to quit doesn't in
any way diminish his earlier work. And it's not like
his later work was bad, it was just... the exact same
thing, over again. Though I hated seeing "The Far Side"
go, I had profound respect for Gary Larson for quitting
because "He ran out of ideas" I think Dilbert has pretty
much gotten stale too, though the TV show is quite
lively and amusing. Maybe to liven up the strip,
Scott should go _actually_ work in indsutry for a few
years again.
\_ Don't give a fuck about your bruised ego, just
shut the fuck up.
\_ Wow! Talk about non sequitor (not the cartoon)...
\_ The man is dead and all this fuck can talk about
is him/herself. |
| 2000/1/26 [Uncategorized/Profanity, Politics, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll] UID:17335 Activity:high |
1/25 Stupid national airports thread deleted as I have been seeing it since
a year ago and it is already getting boring
\_ fuck you Heuwey Long.
\_ fuck you Jean McGrath. |
| 2000/1/17-19 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:17251 Activity:high |
1/17 anyone know any good frequencies in berkeley besides
460.175, 488.250, 460.250, 460.050, and 460.025? Or what freq. the
UC police use? Or task force? --sky
\_ Scanning? How dull. Please.
\_ y34h!^(! sK4nNiNg iS f0r Lu$eRz(*!^! r34l sTuDz h4Ck LyNuCkz.
--sky
\_ Scanning is like reading other people's email. Dull.
Hacking linux is something less than 1% of linux users are
actually doing. The bulk are loading RPMs written by
others and calling themselves hackers.
\_ Listening to police frequencies is dull. Sitting
in prison is even more dull. QED --sky
\_ Dude you ar leik sutch the s00per kriminal that u
have a skannar to av0id da fuZZ yet you don't even
fucking know what freqs they use and need to ask on
the motd? U R S0 KEWEL!!!!!@!@!@11
\_ I never tripped on police until being arrested
a few days ago. After seeing how sucky it
is to be stuck in Santa Rita, I decided to take
things a bit more seriously. And this was the
same night I was visiting a friend in Santa
Rita who got busted when the house
he was at was raided by oakland police, the
Alameda DA, and the FBI. I have the BPD freq's
but I need the freq's for task as they are
the d00ds that roll up on you when you get
raided. And as there are lots of other paranoid
freaks on soda, I thought someone should know.
So kindly shut the fuck up before
I send over some very large ex cons to your
house to rearrange your furnature. -- not sky
\_ D00d yur leik s0 k00l getin bustid bi da
EF Bee EYE!!11 leik u tript on da man! U
B K00l wit da Br0z!11 In short, you're a
fucking poser and a loser and no one wants
to hear how many cons took your geek ass in
prison. And oh yeah, did I forget to
mention how impressed I am that a Cal alum
or student managed to get arrested? BFD.
That takes real brains in a town where you
can smoke a joint in public in the pre-med
marijuana days and no one blinked. Go
snuggle up with your con lover buddies and
get the fuck off the motd. -- also not sky
\_ Heh. If you are so sure I am a poser,
why dont you post your name in the motd?
whats wrong? Afraid if you signed your
name everyone would laugh at
your false male bravado? I suspect you
are tom, in which case you will be
forgiven because you are cursed with
perpetual PMS, but if you are not, all I
can say is you better back the fuck up
before you get smacked the fuck up,
bitch
- sky
\_ Mostly, I would guess it's because
the guy doesn't want to go to the
trouble of writing a kill-file or
mail filter to screen your
stoopid-ass prepubescent messages
straight into /dev/null. dumbfuck.
\_ I sign my posts. But you are a
fucking loser. -tom
\_ Idiot. *I* wasn't the one stomping
around claiming to be a homey in
need of a scanner so I don't go back
to being the anal love child of the
bay area prison system. You're a
loser and a poser and for only the
second time in my life I agree 100%
with Tom. "I am sky da home boy wit
da poh-leese skannah and I ahm gunna
smack y00 da fuck up da hed!" Child,
grow up. It's dull and stupid and
there's nothing "kewel" about going
to prison, getting raped in prison
or "smack the fuck up, bitch". I
only a silly scared child when I
read your drivel. --not as kewel a
homeboy as sky the mighty wit da
poh-leese skannah
\_ Oh *please*. Linux is *so* last week. *Nobody* who's
*anybody* does *that* anymore.
\_ yah. we're all running palmOS on crusoe devices.
\_ Oh *please*. PalmOS is so *yesterday*. *Nobody*
who's *anybody* does *that* anymore. |
| 2000/1/13-14 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:17235 Activity:nil 66%like:17706 |
1/13 Shut the fuck up, cmlee. |
| 2000/1/10-11 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Domestic, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:17202 Activity:moderate |
1/9 I want to buy the following item on the net but I have no idea
what the hell the damn thing is called: it's a long, tube like
object (often decorated to look like a cat or some such animal)
that you put at the bottom of the door to stop a draft. Any hints
on a site or even a name for the damn thing? -trying to buy cute shit
\_ ED! ED! ED is the STANDARD! Draft eliminator thingie.
\_ I call it a "towel".
\_ I think you want cute weather stripping
\_ They call it a draft eliminator. For a Garfield one, see:
http://catalog.garfield.com:80/default.asp
\_ I thought going to Europe and not inhaling was the draft
eliminator.
\_ That's the draft avoider.
\_ Thank you, public motd. Once again, you have proved to be
an invaluable source of wisdom mixed with subtle humor. -bought cute shit |
| 1999/10/17-19 [Recreation/Dating, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:16712 Activity:very high |
10/16 It seems that PacBell charges differently for business and home
DSL. My company of 2 people (located in a rental office in Berkeley)
would like connectivity via PacBell DSL. Can I just tell the PacBell
people that we use it for home, and get charged less? Is that
possible? Has anyone had any experience with this?
16OCT anyone know what the STAR WAGGONS parked along bancroft
were about on friday? ==ahm.
\-if a business is payingthe bill you probably cant opt for the
home option. it is the same for phone lines. in theory i suppose
there is a tax issue too should you or the business get audited.
if the is a sole-proprietorship it might be hard to tell however.--psb
\_ Similar question to the above... if I get DSL, will I still be
qualified for Universal Lifeline Plan? It's really a $ saver.
\_ D'you have the income qualifications for it? Household
yearly income less than $20k or so? If you satisfy that
it's perfectly fine to spend your money on DSL. PacBell
wouldn't care if you spent your money on drugs or cigarettes,
would they? So why would they mind if you got net? --PeterM
\_ Because addiction is considered a disability and they can be
sued for discriminating against someone based on their
disability. They can not be sued for discriminating
against someone based on their bandwidth. That's why.
\_ see: http://www.pacbell.com/products/residential/basic/dialtone/uni-life/features.html#qualify
\_ If you're enough of a hotshot to pay for/have your company
pay for DSL, what the fuck are you doing on the Universal
Lifeline plan? I'd rather the hidden charges inflating my
phone bill go to subsidizing some poor person who actually
*needs* that cheap access, not a "golly, it's really a $
saver!" weenie brat like yourself.
\_ Well, I'm just a poor student TRYING to startup a company
\_ Then you'll need to get someone to invest more money
in you instead of trying to abuse the system.
\_ Whoa! I actually totally agree with another motd poster
that isn't me.
\_ Thanks, man. I try. -- not you
16OCT anyone know what the STAR WAGGONS parked along bancroft
were about on friday? ==ahm.
\_ they were filming a movie. they wil be filming today.
\_ http://www.dailycal.org/article.asp?id=629
\_ Movies suck, man. If the plot they describe in that article was
concerned with being anywhere near true-to-life, the "straight-
laced, anal retentive" engineering student would have a lonely
four years of masturbation at home while watching his "happy-go-
lucky spirit" friend date a series of increasingly larger
assholes (while whining to the engineering student about what an
asshole each guy was). Then, at the end, instead of the two
realizing they're the only people for each other, they'd fail to
hook up, and the movie would end with the chick marrying the
biggest asshole of all, and with the geek dying at 1 AM in his
shiny-new-silicon-valley-job-after-graduation cramped cubicle
from a heart attack brought on by overwork (and it takes a few
days for anyone to notice the body -- he came in to work the
weekend, since he didn't have a life or anywhere else to go).
Now *that* would be a Berkeley film I could identify with!!
\_ Hahhahahhahha... a bit bitter? I doubt your more accurate
version would do as well in the movies. I especially like
the part about dating bigger and bigger assholes and whining
to him about each one. The problem? Engineer boy didn't
treat his so-called friend the way she wanted to be treated.
She wanted him to treat her like crap, he never did, so she
dumped on him for four years and would have driven her new
mini-van to his funeral but she was busy and his parents,
(the only people who know he's dead), didn't know he even
knew a female during college, much less lived with one. Dad
thought he was a poofster. These parts were probably cut to
reduce the screen time to 92 minutes.
\_ The "Christmas Theory" explains this. --sowings
\_ What is the "Christmas Theory"? Please explain.
\_ I'm guessing he's talking about nice happy Hollywood
endings but may be completely wrong. IANAL. YMMV.
\_ I believe (but I'm not sowings) that it's
likening relationships to a little kid's desire
for Christmas morning to come . . . it'll be this
BIG GREAT THING, better than *ANYTHING* in the
WORLD -- and then when Christmas does come, it's
a disappointment, 'cause it wasn't so great.
So female holds a similar attitude towards snaring
third or fourth time he beats her up, she gets his home
number through information (since she didn't need to keep in
touch since she as 'happily' married now and didn't need him
to whine at), calls it and gets the "number is no longer in
service" message and says something about "he was just an
asshole anyway, like all men, and who needs him? He was
never really there for me".
asshole guys (to the extent that she has blinders
on towards other more righteous eligible guys like
our geek friend) -- and once she gets them, finds
out that it wasn't as great as she thought it'd
be.
\_ Ah yes. That's more like it. There's also
usually a touch of, "I can change him and make
him into a better person!" soon followed by,
"I hate all men, all men are evil" followed
by either an even bigger asshole or some
ridiculous lesbian experiment because "women
are evil like men are!" HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
\_ I can see the ending -- "happy-go-lucky spirit" and asshole
husband, sitting in a car . . . "I don't know, Todd -- I mean
I *think* I should go to the funeral, because he was, like,
sorta a friend to me, almost, at school -- we talked and
stuff . . . " Asshole husband: "Just relax and forget about
it, Buffy -- let's go SNOWBOARDING!!" Happy couple drive off
into the sunset in their teal VW Jetta with two $2,500
mountain bikes strapped to the top.
\_ Nah, she wouldn't even know about it. More like, after the
third or fourth time her husband beats her up, she gets geek
boys' home number through information (since she didn't
need to keep in touch since she as 'happily' married now
and didn't need him to whine at), calls it and gets the
"number is no longer in service" message and says
something about "he was just an asshole anyway, like all
men, and who needs him? He was never really there for me".
\_ Berkely Engineer student, eh? Will there actually be Asian
people in this movie?
\_ Yeah. They'll be the pimply uber-geeks with coke-bottle
glasses who're *REALLY* good at math. They'll also pep up
Our Hero with comments like "Well, at least you've *had*
a date! You know guys like me never have any luck with
women!"
\_ Because all the Asian chicks are going out with white
frat boys.
\_ Funny. I don't recall joining a fraternity. -dans
\_ Too much alcohol induced homosexual activity has
shorted out your mind.
\_ good, that will leave me their white women! @$1@N P0w3|Z |
| 1999/9/14 [Uncategorized/Profanity, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll] UID:16517 Activity:high |
9/14 What the fuck is wrong with you idiots? Really, what's up?
Where you dropped as children? I really wanna know.
\_ Berkeley Rose Garden, GGP. But I only started dropping recently.
\_ the line for yermom is getting really long and we're all cranky
\_ there are three or four little boys on soda, being protected
by anonymity, feel free to act out |
| 1999/8/26 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:16401 Activity:insanely high |
8/26 http://www.bmezine.com/people/split \_ fag "coming out" documentary, and offensive graphic. \_ ymmv what's that stand for? _/ \_ it's not really a coming out documentary. it's s piece about this guy who has split his dick. and ymmv stands for 'your milage may vary'. see homepages/ihug.co.nz/~tajwileb/dictionary.html for a usenet acronym dictionary. \_ or use /usr/local/bin/dict \_ uhh, do you know what coming out means? |
| 1999/7/12 [Recreation/Humor, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:16111 Activity:nil |
7/12 It's getting a little old. It wasn't even funny when you did it the
first time so cut that shit out. |
| 1999/7/11-13 [Uncategorized/Profanity, Recreation/Food] UID:16106 Activity:high |
7/11 http://spacekids.hq.nasa.gov/2001/nameform.cfm - danh \_ Don't you have anything better to do than surf? \_ eat shit! - danh \_ hey danh, let's shave the middle of our heads and start a club. Three guesses what initiation is... -brain \_ Don't you have anything better to do than eat shit and surf? \_ Hey. HEY. NOTHING is better than surfing. CHARLIE DON'T SURF. The shit eating part is just a little bonus. -brain |
| 1999/5/23 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:15861 Activity:nil 80%like:15124 |
5/23 shut the fuck UP |
| 1999/4/3 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:15690 Activity:nil |
4/1 The US and NATO has bombed Belgrade. A hospital was part of the
collateral damage. The last time the European capital of
Belgrade was bombed was Easter, 1941 by Hitler. This shit has
got to stop. I encourage any and all of you with enough guts to
embarrass yourselves to tell everyone you see that the BOMBING
MUST STOP! This shit is just not right!
\_ I agree! Instead of bombing the Serbs, we should fly our
bombers over Paris and drop tons of our hormone-treated beef
on the frogs. That'll teach those bastards. |
| 1999/3/17-18 [Uncategorized/Profanity, Finance/Investment, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll] UID:15601 Activity:low |
3/17 Or, as babelfish translates the motd.official:
The soda is not for warezhosen or mailspammen. Is easy
pissenoffen the rooten and overloaden barrier all with those fuck
youen and those yer momen. Is not for trades with the
majorfuckentwinken. Diskhoggen pornseeren keepen that bandwit
trousers hands in pockets must. Relaxen and watchen that barrier
Flemings. --dbushong
\_ geek
\_ No, geek is Eugene Kim |
| 1999/3/11 [Uncategorized/Profanity, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll] UID:15580 Activity:high 66%like:15562 |
3/11 Asshole anti-anti-censor's ""troll deleted" troll deleted" deleted.
\_ When they were talking about "nurturing your inner child" they
didn't mean all the time. Grow up. |
| 1999/3/8-23 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:15562 Activity:high 66%like:15580 57%like:14977 57%like:14773 |
3/22 asshole censor's "troll deleted" deleted. |
| 1999/3/4 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:15534 Activity:high |
3/3 Fuck the MOTD, fuck up forum for gutless fucks to voice their
meaningless opinions.
\_ .hushlogin and fuck off asshole.
\_ Sticks and stones, y'know.
\_ And your point?
\_ About 3"
\_ I hear ya'. The past couple motd's have been less entertaining
and more staticky than usual. Such it is. |
| 1999/3/3 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:15526 Activity:kinda low |
3/2 Don't you people get bored of this shit?
\_ I suggest a .hushlogin if you're bored of the motd and then you
can go fuck off alone somewhere. Thanks.
\_ I suggest you notice that there is plenty of useful stuff
in the MOTD, and stupid trolls detract from it. -tom
\_ trolls like tom. |
| 1999/2/25 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:15478 Activity:high |
2/25 http://www.xs4all.nl/~mathijs/MAN_WITH_A_VERY_BIG_COCK.jpg \_ Wow.. that's gotta be the biggest cock I've EVER seen! \_ Man! That's big. Six foot big! \_ o'doodle \_ Fuck the bastard who put that piece of shit it up. I'll show you a big fucking cock! \_ My question is, can any female handle that?? \_ plenty of men can |
| 1999/1/29-31 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:15325 Activity:moderate |
1/29 Everyone out ranks me in my office. Lately there has been a
lot of office tension, and everyone takes it out on me. Short of
telling them to fuck off, what should I do if they yell at me for
things i have no control over?
\_ You're already going to get a bad reference from this place.
Might as well tell the next jerk to fuck off because you're not
the office piss boy. You'll always be treated as poorly as you
let yourself be. No fear. Never take a job you can't afford to
quit.
\_ It's amazing how often people bitch about work. Get used to it
man. Bent over and take it like a man. Or alternatively you
can dream about grad school all day and bitch on the motd about
GREs and greedy people in industry and how you're an "intellectual"
that doesn't care about money. Bitch.
\_ You're the same guy who cursed at everyone. You have a lot
of anger within you. PLEASE GET HELP.
\_ Shoot them
\_ bring a lot of gun literature and read it conspicuously
at work
\_ quit your job, get over the Golden Shackle belief, and you will
be happy.
\_ tell them to fuck off.
\_ Write a nice, polite letter explaining that you're quitting
due to bad treatment. -John
\_ Write a nice, polite letter explaining that you're *suing*
due to bad treatment.
\_ Oh yeah, keep forgetting you can do these kinds of
things in the US; you're so expensive for companies here
to hire that the smart ones would rather treat you well
than get you mad enough that you'd quit :-) -John
\_ Assuming you have a relationship with your manager that allows for
such conversations...ask your manager for some quiet time to talk
about the situation. Keep the conversation bottom-line oriented,
and let him/her know about your concerns and focus on how you
would like to resolve the issues and turn conversations like that
around. Let him/her know that it is affecting your morale at work
and you'd like to stay positive and focused on your job instead
of feeling otherwise. You can also opt to take the more direct
route, and let people know that you are doing your best, let them
know what you can and cannot do, and ask them how you can be of
help to them...and firmly tell them you can't help them if they
are upset, or if you are also upset. A lot of it calls for
validation of their feelings as well as a recognition of their
behavior on your feelings. I would still follow up with your
manager and give him/her an "fyi" on the situation and the
action items you've taken to help alleviate the situation. I am
not sure what your office dynamic is like, but I hope this
helps. --chris
\_ i knew this was xtin before i got to the bottom of the entry.
\_ wow, should i expect group therapy too?
\_ wall about it and see if sameer can help you. -ali |
| 1999/1/23-24 [Recreation/Food, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:15283 Activity:moderate |
1/22 Pre-planned foodP tonight at Plearn tonight at 8pm. Plearn's
located on the south side of University Ave, between Shattuck
and Milvia, by the UC Theater. A bunch of us are showing up,
you're welcome to join us -- the more the merrier! --chris
\_ gee, that's what recruiters always say.
\_ surprisingly enough, there was no mention of Taos anytime during
the dinner conversation. well, except for Saar, who brought
it up, and was promptly hushed.
\_ I liked the part where Chris discussed blow job techniques
in detail.
\_ No -- that was YOU, you FAG.
\_ Only so far as to say how well her different styles
worked on/for me. She's a good cock suck.
\_ You would know, you FAG.
\_ If I was a fag for enjoying her cock suck,
then either she's a guy or I'm a lesbian
in which case I don't have a cock. Back to
Basic Anatomy 1A for you.
\_ In your dreams!
\_ RoboCop @ UC Theatre afterwards |
| 1999/1/2-4 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:15165 Activity:high |
1/2 It isn't indented. Tough shit.
The Sunday New York Times magazine had an interesting brief comment
on the origin of Christmas. They were interviewing Roger Highfield,
science editor of the Daily Telegraph in London, and author of the book,
"The Physics of Christmas".
Q: You say that mushroom-induced hallucinations may have contributed
to the Christmas. How?
A: Patrick Harding (Univ. Sheffield) says Santa's color scheme, red
and white, matches the color scheme of the flyagaric toadstool,
which has a red cap with with white dots. This was used in rituals
by shamans in Scandinavia, who lived in villages consisting of
yurts with combined chimneys and doors. You can imagine these
shamans visiting someone who was ill, entering the yurt through
the chimney and taking flyagaric to commune with the gods to find
out how to cure their patient. The shamans might feel as if they
could fly. You could even add reindeer to the equation.
Throughout the generations, shamans have learned to take this
potent hallucinogen more safely by drinking reindeer urine.
If you found a reindeer that had been munching away on the
mushrooms, once it had passed through the reindeer you could
indulge in the yellow snow. The reindeer acted as a filter of
toxins. "Ho, ho, ho" could in fact have been the euphoric
laughter of someone tripping.
You've got a bleeding asshole!
\_ Yeah, which explains the frequent paleolitc epidemics of
\_ Yeah, which explains the frequent paleolithic epidemics of
yurts becoming uninhabitable because of the strong smell of
charbroiled stoned shaman permeating the hut, after they became
so whacked off their gourd from drinking too much shroom-munching
reindeer urine that they slipped while climbing down the chimney
and did a bellyflop into some poor caveman's chestnuts roasting
on an open fire. I would think the "ho ho ho" most likely comes
from primitive villagers watching some tripping village priest
chasing a very nervous-looking reindeer. -John
You've got a bleeding asshole! |
| 1998/11/13 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:14953 Activity:very high |
11/13 Happy Fri the 13th.
\_ fuck you
\_ No fuck you
\_ fuck the both of you. both ends.
\_ fuck you, fuckball
\_ fuck off, fucker
\_ No, fuck MEEEE!!!
Oh, waitamint... I forgot where I was writing this.
I need to post this on soc.feminism
\_ Fuck all of your superstitious assholes.
\_ But the 13th is for asshole fucking! |
| 1998/10/6-7 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:14742 Activity:insanely high |
10/06 anyone have any urls for good articles about what's really going
to happen on jan 1, 2000? i need to show my mother evidence that
civilisation is not going to crumble and burn. she's been reading
all kinds of scare propoganda. -lila
\_ Get a clue, lila.
\_ twink
\_ [dim, you dim fuck, you deleted my comments bc you didn't bother
to check if anyone else was editing the motd before you were.
So, fuck you, now we're both deleted.]
\_ I did a 'ps' before I edited the motd. And FUCK YOU TOO! --dim
\_ Oh contraire, Sir. FUCK YOU! -not dim
\_ http://www.garynorth.com :-)
\_ She's right to be afraid: http://www.doge.nl/~hero/silence.html
\_ cool! i didn't know transistors were alien technology and
will only work on earth. no wonder... -lila
\_ Wow, everything in _Men in Black_ is TRUE! |
| 1998/8/9-1999/3/5 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:14434 Activity:moderate 66%like:14977 |
9/20 idiot troll deleted, again.
\_ You are a fucking asshole. You delete things that are
unintelligent. Fuck off dipshit.
\_ The ghost of kchang...
\_ you suck |
| 1998/6/24 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:14247 Activity:nil 80%like:14990 80%like:15124 |
6/23 SHUT THE FUCK UP |
| 1998/3/16-17 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:13816 Activity:very high |
3/16 How do you forward all your mail to a different address, except for
those from a certain domain? For example, suppose I want to
forward all my soda mail to someacct@hotmail.com, but I don't want
those messages from <DEAD>stanford.edu<DEAD> to be forwarded.
\-It depends how tall you are. If you are sufficiently tall,
you can do it with two mailagent rules. In the first sequential
rule you do a From: <regexp-for-soda> {BOUNCE: someacct@hotmail.com}
and then From: <regexp for <DEAD>stanford.edu<DEAD> {SAVE local-file} or {LEAVE}.
Hoever this isnt what you asked first ... in which case you would
use the All: {LEAVE} directive. --psb
\_ TRANSLATION:
It depends on how smart you are. If you are as smart as I am,
you would do this (which most people will not even understand
and I will not be nice enough to elaborate further). If you
don't understand, don't feel bad, because you are just stupid.
-- partha
\_ anyone who doesn't understand psb deserves a long and
miserable life. The lost masses are undeserving. -psb #1 Fan
-- anti-psb asshole [psb rules!]
-- partha "TOO SMART FOR YOU" banerjee
\_ Any time something simple could be explained, PSB starts to talk like
a fuckin' lawyer, trying to reiterate the fact that he has superior
knowledge and that we don't. FUCKIN PSB!!!!! Why don't you die!!!!!
\_ Is ignorance really that blissful?
\_ You'll get yours when judgement day comes. -psb #1 Fan
\_ You jealous fuck, stop pucking your asshole on the motd,
\_ partha!!!!! stop pucking your asshole on the motd,
just how broken and stupid you really are. -psb #3 fan
\_ Personally I think the way psb talk is superficial, and the guy
above is right, psb does sounds like a fucking lawyer and a
\_ stop pucking your asshole on the motd,
wanna-be-intellectual asshole.
\_ psb, stop pucking your asshole on the motd,
bow to your superiors and one day you *may* understand
just how broken and stupid you really are.
|_ I won't stoop to editing other people's motd entries but
I will do minimal fixing on childish alterations. -psb #1 Fan
\_ So how come after all this arguing over whether psb is good
or bad, nobody's actually answered the original question?
\_ Because the answer is trivial, psb is not. |
| 1998/1/28 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:13580 Activity:nil |
Shit erased. \_ good call. |
| 1997/12/3 [Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:32179 Activity:nil |
12/1 List yer Mk. V bug reports here:
- tcsh %n prompt doesn't work
- "wall -b" and "wallall -on" don't work the same any more
\_ Ya, so?
\_ If no one knows what's wrong, it can't be fixed.
\_ I meant: "wallall doesn't work, so what?"
\_ ls --colors doesn't work! where's GNU LS!
\_ it's in /usr/local/bin, buster. gnuls and its hardlinks. --aaron
\_ ls --colors is an abomination from the depths of hell
(aka linux)
\_ alias ls /csua/bin/colorls
\_ DOS had a colored DIR command years ago. Don't be a DOS
lamer. -DOS #1 Fan
\_ "ooh I'm so cool because I refuse to make use of a
useful technology since it came from DOS."
\_ Sort of like the anti MS & Intel bashers.
\_ Do we have ping? Where is it?
\_ /sbin/ping -- yuen
\_ do we have a ping that doesn't do stupid shit like provide
three decimal places of "accuracy"?
\_ Yeah, and what the fuck is with those damn decimal
points in calculators and shit???
\_ idiot.
\_ (sorely tempted to list this motd as a bug...) |
| 1997/8/19 [Health/Men, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:32159 Activity:nil |
8/17 Favorite movie line of all time:
"You have chosen... poorly."
\_I am a doctor and know little Kung Fu.
\_ "MORTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!!!!!!"
\_ "You're goin' down!"
\_ "I am de cleaner."
\_ "To clush your enemies, drive dem before you, and
hear the lamentation of der vemon."
\_ "Did you eat the penis?"
\_ "Go ahead! Squeal like a pig, boy!"
\_ "I am Serpentor! This I command!"
\_ Um, wasn't it "He chose... poorly."? Cuz wasn't that knight
talking to Indy?
\_ oops, you're right. I knew someone would correct that. thanks.
\_ "I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way!"
\_ "Your fu is weak, you must train harder if you ever expect
to defeat the Manchus." or something close --oj
\_ "I have suffered from the poisonous juice to master the
invincible kung fu!"
\_ "You must listen to the grasshopper at your feet"
\_ "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh "
\_ "Go away, you Arthur King, you. I fart in your general
direction"
\_ "What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
\_ "Laugh it up, fuzzball."
\_ "Hhello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You kill' my father.
Prepare to die." ^^^^^
\_ got smth against
the past tense?
\_ that's how he
says it, wasn't it?
\_ no.
\_ when he's
describing his
plans to the
MiB, it is.
\_ "What!! What will come out no more?!"
\_ "Is this a test to see whether I'm a replicant, or a
lesbian, Mr. Deckard?"
\_ Mr Worf; Fire.
\_ I AM ZARDOZ, THE DESTROYER
\_ The gun is good. The penis is evil.
\_ "A repo man's life is always intense"
\_ "You do a lot of stumping back in the hippie days?"
\_ "Ho Ho Ho.....We meet again Jesus"
\_ Better yet: "Dude, don't say pigfucker in front of Jesus."
\_ Ignorant fools. "You're such a fat fuck Cartman(sp) that
when you walk down the street people go, God dammit!
That kid's a big fat fuck."
\_ "Mommy, the cat's being a dildo!"
\_ "I KICK ASS IN THE NAME OF THE LORD!"
\_ Wasn't that "I kick ass for the lord!"?
\_ "Your mother ate my dog!"
\_ Fuck my ass! Fuck my ass!! Fuck my ass!!!
\_ it did not say "best lines from Hustler White"
\_ "Yippeekai-ai, mother fucker"
\_geeks who quote The Holy Grail are deserving of scorn- danh
\_You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause
some watery tart threw a sword at you!
\_ "I'll buy you corndogs."
\_ "You ruined my new jacket! Kill him a lot."
\_ We're on a mission from god.
\_ Officer! That man tried to have SEX with me!
\_ Prepare for the foul warmth of my tongue!
\_ RELEASE THE KRAKEN
\_ "Say, that's a nice bike."
\_ Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! Nooo.
\_ Mom! Dad! It's evil! Don't touch it!
\_ "They're baaa-aack..." -tpc
\_ Jwang's version of Devil in a Blue Dress: "Colored trees ain't
good enough for you?"
\_ "I trust I make myself obscure?" "Perfectly."
\_ Dis-ap-POINTED!!!
\_ "I want my two dollars." |
| 11/23 |