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1999/6/19 [Uncategorized] UID:15990 Activity:nil
6/18    *** is a ==[CENSORED]==.  --cm1ee
1999/6/19 [Uncategorized] UID:15989 Activity:nil
6/18    Anybody know where I can find "The Ode to Partha".  One of Partha's old
        roomates wrote it a while back.  It was really funny.
        \_ http://scam.xcf.berkeley.edu/~tawei/humor/ode.to.partha
1999/6/17 [Uncategorized] UID:15981 Activity:nil
6/17    Oh, COME ON, what's up with not having PING for crying out loud?
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1999/6/17 [Uncategorized] UID:15976 Activity:high
6/16    Response to ~psb/TPM.commentarii:
        ~emarkp/TPM.commentarii.response
                \-rather than asking you if "i may retort" i'll just say
        "i'm glad i feel no inclindation to defend TPM because that aint
        a ditch i want to die in". suum cuique [that is latin for YMMV].--psb
        \_ I waited 10 days to see it after it came out.  I suspected before
           anyone saw it that it would suck, then everyone I knew said it
           sucked.  I fully expected it to be one of the worst films I'd seen
           in years.  I was disappointed.  My expectations were not fulfilled.
           It was one of the worst films I'd ever seen.  I've seen a lot of
           B and Z quality sci-fi and this was down there at the bottom of
           the lot.  TPM just plan sucked.  I've got a bridge for anyone
           who thought there was a good movie in there somewhere.
                \- so do the people who actually work for lucas feel
                like chumps? or do the people who worked onthe film and
                the peopel who didnt work on the film now have bad blood
                between you? i mean you guys work for lucas because of
                star wars, right? i wrote my commentarii before seeing the
                colonel sanders with the lightsabre commercial,so i was more
                inclined to be forgiving. now i think he has totally lost
                touch and has really sold out. when when is di caprio going
                to be cast as the new "young skywalker"?
                \_ Better yet: Keanu Reeves as Skywalker
                \_ Hey, Leonardo . . . that's a pretty good idea!
                   You should mail that to George Lucas.  Or copyright it,
                   or something.
1999/6/16 [Uncategorized] UID:15975 Activity:nil
6/16    Response to ~psb/TPM.commentarii:
        ~emarkp/TPM.commentarii.response
1999/6/16-18 [Uncategorized] UID:15974 Activity:nil 55%like:15939
6/16    RECLAIM THE STREETS THIS FRIDAY!!!  http://xinet.com/rts
        Gather 11:30 AM Justin Herman Plaza.  415.820.3226
1999/6/16-21 [Uncategorized] UID:15973 Activity:nil
6/16    Anyone know of a simple utility to create an image of a floppy
        (like those that RAWRITE can turn back into disks)?
        \_ cp /dev/fd0 myimage
        \_ winimage5.0
        \_ dd
        \_ dd if=/dev/rfd0 of=image
1999/6/16-18 [Uncategorized] UID:15968 Activity:low
6/16    Try to solve this k3wl puzzle created by a CIA artist:
        http://www.abcnews.go.com/onair/WorldNewsTonight/wnt9990615_ciacode.html
        \_ It's probably just 128 bit RSA.
           \_ Dumbass. If it was 128bit RSA I could crack it in my sleep.
1999/6/16 [Uncategorized] UID:15967 Activity:moderate
6/16    Should I buy a mid-line David Clark, top of the line LightSpeed ANR,
        or top of the line Pilot Avionics?
                \_ You can't go wrong with David Clark, it's one of best
                brands. I have a Lightspeed 20K, and it's very
                comfortable, but the ANR function leaves this low-level hum in
                the background, which could be annoying to some. Don't
                know anything about Pilot Avionics.
                \_ WHO ARE YOU?
1999/6/16 [Uncategorized] UID:15966 Activity:nil
6/16    Don Lapre' kicks ass! Has anyone tried his "system"?
1999/6/16 [Uncategorized] UID:15965 Activity:insanely high
6/16    Let's say you sit in front of the computer all day and are 100 lbs
        overweight?  What is the best way to lose weight?
        \_ Don't eat.  Kick your legs rapidly whilst sitting in front of puter.
        \_ the best way to lose weight is to eat less and exercise more;
           shortcuts i.e. diets rarely work.  good luck getting the weight
           off.
        \_ Download pr0n and jerk vigorously...
        \_ don't worry about it, they'll be there tomorrow to cut open
           the wall and pull you out to safety
        \_ type really fast
        \_ (This probably isn't the best way.)  Get rid of the chair and "sit"
           as if there's a chair.  You know, like what martiak artists do for
           practice.  -- yuen
1999/6/15 [Uncategorized] UID:15959 Activity:nil
31/6    tuo smubla rehto yna ereht erA !ssa skcik 0.2noisreV s'egabraG
1999/6/14 [Uncategorized] UID:15958 Activity:nil
6/14    Tawei Liao was here.
1999/6/14-17 [Uncategorized] UID:15957 Activity:nil
6/14    What is a good site that does what http://pricewatch.com does but for
        books? and CD's?
        \_ http://www.acses.com crawls for books, music, and movies. -jwang
                \_ <DEAD>www.ecompare.com<DEAD> comparison-shops also
1999/6/14-15 [Uncategorized] UID:15955 Activity:nil
6/13    What day is father's day?  Is it today?  HELP!
        \_ Next Sunday
1999/6/12 [Uncategorized] UID:15950 Activity:nil
6/11    DeForest Kelly died today.  :(
1999/6/11-12 [Uncategorized] UID:15947 Activity:high
6/11    Anyone else getting spammed by http://OZNIC.com?
        \_ No, but strangely enuf, I get maybe 1-2 spams onto this account
           a month whereas all my other ones get 3-4 a day.
                \_ Soda spamfilters.
1999/6/11-19 [Uncategorized] UID:15944 Activity:nil
06/10   Sorry about the reboot and lag earlier today.  The user responsible
        says he won't do it again -- and he's right, because he's squished.
1999/6/10 [Uncategorized] UID:15941 Activity:nil
6/10    Third Voice: Menace or just evil?
        \_ is that the roar of deafening silence and apathy i hear?
        \_ apathy apathy apathy apathy annoyance apathy apathy
1999/6/10-16 [Uncategorized] UID:15939 Activity:kinda low 55%like:15974
6/10    RECLAIM THE STREETS next Friday, June 18th http://xinet.com/rts
        \_ do you think that changing the name of Critical Mass every
           week will make you less of a crackpot?
           \_   uh, he's not changing the name of critical mass.
                reclaim the streets is a separate movement that
                started in england and has events around the world.
        \_ where do I go if I like corporate globalization? \_ muchandr
                \_ The Gap, Virgin MegaStore
                    \_ He said without a network.
1999/6/10 [Uncategorized] UID:15937 Activity:nil
6/9     COUNTDOWN TO PIRATES OF SILICON VALLEY : 10 DAYS
1999/6/10 [Uncategorized] UID:15936 Activity:nil
6/9     I need help!  I am a married manager who had an affair with a person
        working under me.  Now she threatens to expose me to ruin my
        marriage unless I give her unreasonable raise and perks.
        How do I get out of this mess?
        \_ I can't believe you'd have an affair with a Bay Area woman,
           moustache and all.
1999/6/10 [Uncategorized] UID:15935 Activity:nil
6/9     What is the difference between the software "network sniffer pro"
        and something like Etherpeek?
1999/6/10 [Uncategorized] UID:15934 Activity:nil
6/9     Anybody know any good autoconf/automake/aclocal references?
        \_ the texinfo docs that come with autoconf are a pretty good
           reference - not so good tutorial though.
1999/6/9-10 [Uncategorized] UID:15929 Activity:nil
6/8     Did anybody recognize any other CS references in the 3D Homer
        episode beside the P=NP and Fermat's Little Thm?
1999/6/9 [Uncategorized] UID:15924 Activity:nil 66%like:15921
6/8     What exactly is this ThirdVoice?
                williamc
        <DEAD>www.whatisthirdvoice.com<DEAD>
        \_ http://www.whatisthematrix.com
        \_ if you need to ask, you don't know.
           \_ That's exactly why he asked.
           \_ ... dont know how to look at <DEAD>www.thirdvoice.com<DEAD>  A poorly
              designed website if ever I saw one.
1999/6/9-10 [Uncategorized] UID:15923 Activity:low
6/8     Does Soda's httpd allow personal cgi-bin's?  Thanks.
        \_ yes
        \_ no
        \_ The answer is hazy.  Ask again later.
        \_ `man www`
1999/6/8 [Uncategorized] UID:15921 Activity:high 66%like:15924
6/8     What exactly is this ThirdVoice?
                williamc
        \_ if you need to ask, you don't know.
           \_ That's exactly why he asked.
           \_ ... dont know how to look at <DEAD>www.thirdvoice.com<DEAD>  A poorly
              designed website if ever I saw one.
1999/6/8-9 [Uncategorized] UID:15919 Activity:high
6/8     Wherez all the hot chix at Usenix?
        \_ Christine'll be there tonight and tomorrow!
           \_ Isn't she a total dog?
           \_ Isn't she a total hottie?
             \_ yes.
                gifP?
1999/6/8 [Uncategorized] UID:15918 Activity:nil
6/8     So who thinks ThirdVoice will go down when they're sued?
1999/6/8 [Uncategorized] UID:15916 Activity:nil
6/7     What are some good LCD displays on the market that is cheap (ie.
        in the $700 range)? Thanks.
1999/6/6-9 [Uncategorized] UID:15913 Activity:nil
6/6     Anyone have any idea how much billboard adds cost?  In L.A.?
        \_ $5.95/sq ft/day.
        \_ In the Bay Area, they're around $50K/month.
1999/6/1-2 [Uncategorized] UID:15900 Activity:kinda low
6/1     AOL just bought NullSoft (makers of WinAmp).
        Is there something out there they haven't bought? Maybe yer mom?
1999/5/31-6/2 [Uncategorized] UID:15898 Activity:high
5/31    So what's everyon doin for new years eve? better make plans now!
        every place is being booked up..
        \_ It's all about penis size.
        \_ I'll be sitting in front of my computer making sure I'm the first
           person to write to the motd.public in the year 2000.
                \_ Is wallall Y2K compliant?  Will it make soda explode
                   when everyone tries to wall the first wall of the new
                        \_ The first wall of the new millennium won't happen
                           until January 2001.
           \_ Just with the same old chick huh??? Day in day out..
                        \_ get a fucking clue.
                   millenium simaltaneously?
        \_ who cares?
        \_ At 11:59:59 I'll be in my shelter pointing my shotgun out the
           window.
        \_ Like the above said, who cares?  I plan on getting laid like any
           window.
        \_ I'm doin' yer mom. Again and again.
           other random night.  Not making a BFD out of it.
        \_ There is only one place to be:  New York City.
1999/5/31-6/1 [Uncategorized] UID:15897 Activity:nil
5/30    Stop the War in danh's Pants!
1999/5/28 [Uncategorized] UID:15894 Activity:nil
5/26    Is it just me or is Felicity the biggest slut in the world?
                \_You play with fire Scarecrow and you get burned.
        \_ You watch that crap?  Uh.... why?
1999/5/28 [Uncategorized] UID:15893 Activity:nil
05/27   Warp drive possible?
        http://xxx.lanl.gov/abs/gr-qc/9905084
        (from Slashdot)
1999/5/27-28 [Uncategorized] UID:15890 Activity:nil
5/27    Yet another SW link:
        http://www.well.com/user/chel/starwars.html -- an abridged parody
        \_ all this talk about star wars on the motd and on walls and we
           haven't gotten one flame from our illustrious (fucker)?  Where
           is (fucker) when we need him?  -(fucker)'s #1 fan.
1999/5/27-28 [Uncategorized] UID:15887 Activity:moderate
5/26    Has anyone used Eiffel for serious development?
        \_ I was on the observation level about 12 years ago.  It was much
           more impressive standing under it and looking up than being near
           the top looking out over the city.
                \_ Smart Ass.... I believe he meant the computer language.
                   \_ Dumb Fuck... I believe he meant the tower.
                        \_ Yes, I meant the tower and I was intentionally
                           being a smartass which I thought was obvious.  Does
                           no one have a sense of humor anymore?
                           \_ I do, which is why I didn't even laugh. -tracs
1999/5/26-27 [Uncategorized] UID:15886 Activity:nil
5/26    loser.  Get back to work.
1999/5/26 [Uncategorized] UID:15883 Activity:nil
5/25    What the hell is up with net IPO valuations?? Toys R US
        makes $11.7 billion annually and is valued at $5.6 billion,
        while ETOYS made $23 million in its first quarter, but
        is valued at $7 billion. Is there an official group that
        does these valuations?
        \_ Potential for future profitibility, dude.  That's what
        it all comes down to.  I love capitalism.  It's so...
        rational.
1999/5/26-27 [Uncategorized] UID:15880 Activity:nil
5/25    http://www.fortunecity.com/tatooine/lucas/339/page1.html
1999/5/25 [Uncategorized] UID:15872 Activity:nil
5/25    Who wants to join me in forming Team Windows for SETI@HOME?
        Lets show those linux geeks!  --sky
1999/5/25 [Uncategorized] UID:15871 Activity:nil
5/24    http://www.ihatestarwars.com  -- it's hilarious!
1999/5/22 [Uncategorized] UID:15857 Activity:very high
5/21    Don't cry for me, I'm already dead
        \_"fin"
        \_ excuse me, did something just crawl down your throat and die?
           \_ No. Death can not stop me.
1999/5/21 [Uncategorized] UID:15854 Activity:nil
5/21    I don't think these people going to see that motd message to clean up
        their mail spools anytime soon:
          Login: zryan                            Name: Zach Ryan
          Last login Sun Sep 27 15:17 1998 (PDT) on ttyQV from 140.154.212.7
          New mail received Fri May 21 12:27 1999 (PDT)
               Unread since Sun Sep 27 15:22 1998 (PDT)

          Login: andrea                           Name: Andrea Parra
          Never logged in.

          Login: jimmyc                           Name: Chia Wei Chang
          Last login Wed Apr 28 16:26 (PDT) on ttyxW from <DEAD>h108.s17.ts32.hinet.net<DEAD>
          New mail received Fri May 21 09:02 1999 (PDT)
               Unread since Wed Apr 28 16:27 1999 (PDT)
        \_ NUKE THE LOSER"S MAIL!
1999/5/21 [Uncategorized] UID:15852 Activity:nil
5/19    [motd too long. chopped]
1999/5/19 [Uncategorized] UID:15837 Activity:nil
5/19    The Phantom Menace absolutely sucked!  The critics are all shit
        smarter than us.
        \_ even without a shred of a decent story, and some of the worst
           child acting in history?
                \_ There was acting?
                \_ I have put a long commentary in ~psb/TPM.commentarii
                I seriously recommend NOT reading it if you have any plans to
                see the movie. --psb
                        \_ psb, did you take notes during the movie?
1999/5/18 [Uncategorized] UID:15828 Activity:nil 58%like:15800
5/17    "Star Wars the Phantom Menance" is the biggest disappointment of
        all time.
1999/5/17-18 [Uncategorized] UID:15824 Activity:moderate
5/17    I missed X-Files.  Can I borrow a tape from someone?  -chiapet
        \_ http://www.xfiles.com
        \_ Anybody notice that Scully was thinner and prettier in X Files
           the movie than in the last few TV episodes?  I think she put
           on some weight.  --ano x-phile
                \_ tv makes her look a little plump, but in reality she's
                   really rather skinny.
           \_ Scully used to be quite attractive, but now she seems to
              have taken on a more *star* attitude. Her clothes are too
              stylish/revealing and she is wearing too much makeup. I
              personally prefer the *geeky* Scully of past years.
                \_ I love the new slutty Scully.
1999/5/15 [Uncategorized] UID:15814 Activity:nil
5/14    Generic nuking of motd.
1999/5/14 [Uncategorized] UID:15812 Activity:nil
5/14    If anyone here has experience with the Connect Corp backup
        system (in house version, not the service), please
        contact me. -smurf
1999/5/13-14 [Uncategorized] UID:15806 Activity:kinda low
5/13    What a stupid discussion.
        \_ Gosh, you're a boring ignorant twit and don't understand why
           something like the MI6 agent release might be interesting to
           others so you destroy it.  Good idea.  Never let anyone be
           interested in anything that you're not interested in.
           \_ Can someone restore the discussions here?  Thx.
        \_ You are primitive.  Try to do something helpful and
           informative for once, whoever you are.  -John

[restored by request]
1999/5/13 [Uncategorized] UID:15803 Activity:very high
5/13    What is the URL for the british agents' names?  I could not find it
        with serach engines.
        \_ <DEAD>www.answerstounintelligiblemotdquestions.org<DEAD>
        \_ die, limey spy, die.
        \_ whaqt the hell are you talking about?!
        \_ ask jeeves.
1999/5/12-13 [Uncategorized] UID:15802 Activity:nil
5/11    People who want lots of EE components should check out "Haltek"
        (not the same as Halted) which is in Mountain View.
1999/5/11 [Uncategorized] UID:15793 Activity:high 52%like:15827
5/11    Support the second Gas Out on May 18!  Boycott Chevron for their
        disregard for the consumer's protest and poor maintenance at their
        refinery!  Also, walk, bike or take public transport whenever
        possible.
        <DEAD>www.gasout.org<DEAD>
        \_ blame a company for not respecting a boycott?  please hurt me now!
            \_ No!  Blame the company for starting the price hike in the first
               place, closing down the refinery, and excusing themselves by
               using the supply and demand theory crap.
1999/5/10 [Uncategorized] UID:15782 Activity:nil 50%like:14979
5/9     [stupid pgp discussion deleted.  get a life]
1999/5/10 [Uncategorized] UID:15780 Activity:nil
5/9     Free big corner desk to the first person willing to come pick
        it up in Fremont. -cdaveb
1999/5/10 [Uncategorized] UID:15779 Activity:nil
5/9     Pepsi paid Lucas $2 bil for the license to put Star Wars chars
        on their cans!!!!!!
        \_ and to think, they'll still be Coke's bitch...
1999/5/10 [Uncategorized] UID:15778 Activity:high
5/10    My enemies will be mummified alive.
        \_ Death is only the beginning! - enemies
        \_ I want my mummy!
           \_ Brendan Frasier can give you yer mummy.
1999/5/10 [Uncategorized] UID:15777 Activity:high
5/10    Where is a good place to get credit reports online?
        \_ are you really incapable of going to yahoo and typing
           "credit reports"?
           \_ No, I have boobs, Tom.  Therefore you will help me.
              \_ does that mean you're a shemale or just grotesquely fat?
1999/5/8 [Uncategorized] UID:15773 Activity:high
5/7     hehe, bye bye :)
         \_ we'll meet again
            don't know where, don't know when
            but i know we'll meet again
            some sunny day....
1999/5/7 [Uncategorized] UID:15772 Activity:nil
5/7     cm1ee will be there at the general mtg, so should you. -cm1ee's #1 fan
        \_ Will Tom be there? I'll only show up if Tom is there! -Tom's #1 fan
        \_ no. -tom
1999/5/6 [Uncategorized] UID:15765 Activity:nil
5/6     the motd, or how i learned to stop worying and love the bomb
1999/5/6-7 [Uncategorized] UID:15763 Activity:moderate
5/6     I'm thinking of getting a Yamaha Clavinova. I am not sure whether
        I should get the CVP or the CLP. I need something that is light
        but has realistic keyboard touch. Other features (eg more
        instruments, etc) are not really all that important. 128 voice
        polyphony would be a plus. Of the 30+ different models, which
        one do you guys have and recommend? THANKS!
        \_what the f are you talking about?
        \_ I recommend the tuna-flavored model.
1999/5/6 [Uncategorized] UID:15762 Activity:kinda low
5/5     Stop nu
1999/5/6 [Uncategorized] UID:15761 Activity:high 72%like:15760
5/5     i'll be there at the fri's general mtg.  so should you.  -- cm1ee
        \_ go go gadget cmlee!
                                  tweet!
                                 /
         _/o  \/      \@  _________
                             ("<
           _n_  ______       / )
         _/o  \/      \@  ____L____
        O_             )=(  ____I_ \______
          \___/\______/   \ \     \_____ I
                II  II     II           II

        \_ which one is cmlee?
        \_ You pig head
        \_ chicken butt!
1999/5/6 [Uncategorized] UID:15760 Activity:nil 72%like:15761
5/5     i'll be there at the fri's general mtg.  so should you.  -- cm1ee

           _n_  ______
         _/o  \/      \@  _________
        O_             )=(  ____I_ \______
          \___/\______/   \ \     \_____ I
                II  II     II           II
        \_ You pig head
1999/5/5 [Uncategorized] UID:15758 Activity:nil 66%like:14116
5/20    If your utmp entry ever gets messed up, please save a copy of
1999/5/5 [Uncategorized] UID:15757 Activity:nil 60%like:16720
**/**   Mail root for -administrative- questions. For assistance, mail help.

        /var/run/utmp and the output of "fstat" and mail mconst.
1999/5/4 [Uncategorized] UID:15749 Activity:nil
4/5  does anyone have experience with school bus to RV conversions?
1999/5/4 [Uncategorized] UID:15748 Activity:nil
5/4     i have a computer.  i want to turn it on.  what do I read?
        \_ take ids 110 with all the business majors
[17~
1999/5/4 [Uncategorized] UID:15747 Activity:nil
5/4     i have a lan.  i want to subnet it.  what do i read?
        \_ tfm
1999/5/4-5 [Uncategorized] UID:15742 Activity:nil
5/3     wallall patched to fix the locking problem and the line of garbage
        that sometimes appeared after walls; bugs to mconst.
1999/5/3-5 [Uncategorized] UID:15741 Activity:low
5/3     The ultimate item for sale:
        <DEAD>cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&Item=98952048<DEAD>
        \_ who would want sucha fucked up planet?
1999/5/2 [Uncategorized] UID:15734 Activity:nil 70%like:15732
5/1     Don't like the current motd?  Tough shit.  Wanna nuke it?  Go ahead.
        I like it and I'm going to keep restoring it until I get bored of it.
        \_ you want to see who gets bored first? ok.
1999/5/2 [Uncategorized] UID:15732 Activity:nil 70%like:15734
5/1     Don't like the current motd?  Tough shit.  Wanna nuke it?  Go ahead.
        \_ Done.  You LIKE flame wars about gas prices?  Sheesh.
1999/5/2 [Uncategorized] UID:15731 Activity:nil 66%like:15034 57%like:15442 50%like:15607 66%like:16487
5/1     Happy May Day!
        \_ Thank you Comrade!
1999/5/1 [Uncategorized] UID:15727 Activity:nil
4/30    CIH author arrested in Taiwan!  -- yuen
1999/4/30 [Uncategorized] UID:15726 Activity:nil
4/30    "Net Rush" in Pauley Ballroom at 1:00p, with Linus and others. --schoen
1999/4/30-5/1 [Uncategorized] UID:15723 Activity:moderate
4/30    "Isn't it about time someone nuked the motd" isn't a question...
        \_ Sure
        \_ Censorship
        \_ Jealousy
        \_ Ghost
1999/4/28 [Uncategorized] UID:15721 Activity:nil
4/28    Rest In Peace, Mark Weiser, April 27, 1999
        If you don't know who he is: http://www.ubiq.com/weiser
        --jon
1999/4/27-28 [Uncategorized] UID:15710 Activity:high
4/27    Someone should put together a mailing list : everybody@earth.planet
        I got something to say I want EVERYBODY to hear.
        \_ I didn't know the new DNS naming system reached inter-planetary
           realms.
           \_ Vint Cerf proposed last year that it should, and there were
              people talking about high-latency modifications to TCP for use
              with Mars probes.
        \_ What?
              \_
                 telnet probe1.nasa.mars.planet
                 Trying aaa.bbb.ccc.ddd...
                        \_ It's probably not going to be IPv4. -- schoen
                 telnet: Unable to connect to remote host: Connection refused
                \- actually someof this work goes on in lbl/berkeley/acri etc.
              \_ Why not extend it to something like:
                 [hostname].[type].[country].[planet].[solar system].[galaxy].[g
alactic cluster]
                \_ invalid <DEAD>hostname.adsl.pacbell.net<DEAD>.us.3rdrock.solar-
                   system.milkyway.localgroup
                   \_ ... earth.sol.rim.milkyway.localcluster ...
                      \_ these two answers combined are right. sol. localgroup
1999/4/5 [Uncategorized] UID:15697 Activity:nil
4/4     Has anyone tried sweeten the head of your penis with sugar
        or stuff like that when receiving blow job?
        \_ Yeah, I tried it the other night and yer mom
           said it tasted great.
           \_ Yet another all time high for intelligent content on the motd.
        \_ Try Windex, the window cleaner.  It burns a bit but it has a sweet
           zesty flavor.  Works for me!
        \_ Sherbet... almost froze my dick off, but apparently she liked it
1999/4/2 [Uncategorized] UID:15688 Activity:nil
4/1     Does anyone fistfight on soda?  What do I have to do if I want to "watch"
        the fistfight beside setting env to RACETRACK?  I've fingered mlee and
        the PSB only mention about broadcasting instead of listening. - tpc
        \_ man psb
        \_ wall y
1999/4/2 [Uncategorized] UID:15686 Activity:high
4/1     Does anyone wall on soda?  What do I have to do if I want to "listen"
        to the wall messages beside setting mesg to y?  I've man'ned wall and
        the manpage only mention about broadcasting instead of listening.
        \_ man wallall
        \_ wall -y
1999/3/31 [Uncategorized] UID:15671 Activity:nil
3/30    Is the US doing anything to keep the remains of the crashed stealth
        fighter in Yugoslavia from falling into the Serbs' or the Russians'
        hands?
        \_ They've sent in psb.  Fear not.
        \_ They seem to be trying to shrug it off as unimportant.  The
           news showed video of Serbs' jumping up and down on it, so
           it's certainly been rummaged through.
1999/3/30 [Uncategorized] UID:15665 Activity:nil
3/30 Any thing on soda to scan for viruses before you download your mail ?

          | | | |  | | |_| | |\  |  _ <| |_| | |___
          |_| |_|  |_|\___/|_| \_|_| \_\\___/|_____|
1999/3/30 [Uncategorized] UID:15664 Activity:nil
3/30
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| | | |  / \  |  _ \|  _ \ \ / / | __ )_ _|  _ \_   _| | | |  _ \  / \\ \ / /
| |_| | / _ \ | |_) | |_) \ V /  |  _ \| || |_) || | | |_| | | | |/ _ \\ V /
|  _  |/ ___ \|  __/|  __/ | |   | |_) | ||  _ < | | |  _  | |_| / ___ \| |_
|_| |_/_/   \_\_|   |_|    |_|   |____/___|_| \_\|_| |_| |_|____/_/   \_\_( )
                                                                          |/
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        |_   _|  \/  |/ _ \| \ | |  _ \ / _ \| ____|
          | | | |\/| | | | |  \| | |_) | | | |  _|
1999/3/29-30 [Uncategorized] UID:15653 Activity:nil 66%like:15613
3/29    Can somebody recommend a good home and landscape design software?
1999/3/25 [Uncategorized] UID:15648 Activity:nil
3/24    Who was asking about the lame branded IE5 spinning icon?
        C:\program files\plus!\microsoft internet\signup\ielogos.bmp on
        my machine.  Using zdnet branded client if it matters.  -reiffin
        \_ I want to change my IE5 icon to that "throbbing N" from old
           Netscape browsers . . .
1999/3/24-25 [Uncategorized] UID:15639 Activity:moderate
3/23    Can someone give a list of good ISP's?
        \_ Offhand, I'd reccomend Mindspring (though I don't know how their Bay
           Area service is), and Ricochet (Slow, but Wireless).
        \_ Go DSL (PacBell comes to mind)
        \_ Try: http://www.peoplereview.com/I/ISPs
           I too want to know other peoples experience.
1999/3/24 [Uncategorized] UID:15638 Activity:nil
3/23    Let's say your boss is an incredibly aattractive single woman,
        what can you do to stir up the romantic interest?
        \_ tell her about your stupid posts to the motd.  she'll be impressed
           for sure.
        \_ wear a g-string to work
        \_ don't get involved, period.
1999/3/24-25 [Uncategorized] UID:15636 Activity:nil
3/22    For fun, here is a site that teaches you money origami.
        <DEAD>www2.msd.si.net/~clay/money/index.html<DEAD> --marc
1999/3/22 [Uncategorized] UID:15626 Activity:nil
3/22    SCOPE
1999/3/20-22 [Uncategorized] UID:15620 Activity:nil
3/19    Imminent death of the Net predicted, film at 11.
        <DEAD>www.bowerbird.com.au/NCL<DEAD>
1999/3/20-21 [Uncategorized] UID:15619 Activity:low
            ,
   __  _.-"` `'-.
  /||\'._ __{}_(    MudCop says, "Cheating is bad for you! Just say NO!"
  ||||  #'--.__\
  |  L.(   ^_\^
  \ .-' |   _ |
  | |   )\___/
  |  \-'`:._]
  \__/;      '-.
  |   |o     __ \
  |   |o     )( |
  |   |o     \/ \
  \_ LifeCop says, "Get a fucking life!  It's only a mud -- who the hell
                    cares, and why do you keep moving this back to the
                    top as if it's in any way important?"
1999/3/20 [Uncategorized] UID:15618 Activity:nil
3/19    Get a life, tpc.
1999/3/20 [Uncategorized] UID:15616 Activity:nil
3/19    From http://iVillage.com:
        http://www.ivillage.com/relationships/qas/0,4144,2844~101,00.html
        "Doggy style" is the best!
1999/3/19-20 [Uncategorized] UID:15614 Activity:nil
3/19    Cal's in the Final Four!!!! (NIT)
        \_ We're 68th!  Woohoo!
1999/3/18 [Uncategorized] UID:15613 Activity:nil 66%like:15653
3/18    Recommendations on Home & Landscape Design software?  Thanks.
1999/3/18-19 [Uncategorized] UID:15610 Activity:low
3/18    ProxiNet Infosession TODAY at 4pm in the Wozniak Lounge.  We're
        raffling off a brand new spanking with a palmIV and there will be free
        pizza. --sony
        \_ at least say who's giving the handjob
1999/3/18 [Uncategorized] UID:15609 Activity:high
3/17    Two students spent $70 to register http://www.forbes2000.com and got
        bought out for $250,000.  What do you say to that slaves?
        \_ Earn your money in a way that gets respect
                \_ what's the diff...?
        \_ I'd say two students got lucky Steve didn't bother suing them.
           They could have never defended that shit in court.  You can buy
           70 lottery tickets for the same money and maybe win $4m or more.
           What do you say to that?
1999/3/18 [Uncategorized] UID:15607 Activity:nil 50%like:15731
3/17    Happy St. Patty's day!  Remember, Guiness is good for you!
1999/3/16-4/1 [Uncategorized] UID:15596 Activity:nil
3/16    Get a life.
        \_ The one I got at Goodwill was defective. No refunds.
        \_ haha, april fool!
1999/3/16-17 [Uncategorized] UID:15594 Activity:nil
3/16    I've got a bunch of hosts running tcp_wrappers, with a master
        ip/service exclusion list updated via NIS. Apart from the obvious
        insecurity of NIS, does anyone have any experience with anything
        along these lines? (And, no NIS+ and firewalling aren't options)
1999/3/15-17 [Uncategorized] UID:15592 Activity:low
3/14    After sifting through unhelpful man-pages and web pages which are
        literally replicates of the pthreads man pages I finally found a
        decent tutorial (that isn't a broken link).  For those interested:
        http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~sshah/pthreads/tutorial.html
         -jeff
        \_ Sun sells a good Intro to Pthreads book.
           \_ I found this book quite useful (esp. the dicussion about thread
              synchronziation). ----ranga
              \_ What is the title of this book?
1999/3/13 [Uncategorized] UID:15589 Activity:nil
3/11    Get a fucking life, reiffin.
1999/3/12-13 [Uncategorized] UID:15586 Activity:high
3/12    My dick is big!
        \_ Any pics?
          \_ http://www.mybigdick.com
                \_ So fucking small.  Can't tell what that site has.
1999/3/10 [Uncategorized] UID:15572 Activity:nil
3/9     Shit.
        \_ Bad hair day?
1999/3/9-11 [Uncategorized] UID:15571 Activity:nil
3/9     Taos Infosession - March 11th, 6:30 @ La Val's Southside.
1999/3/9-11 [Uncategorized] UID:15569 Activity:nil
3/9     Red Darwf Season 8 aired this past Sunday. Is KTEH airing the
        season again? Thanks --marc
           http://www.kteh.org/programs/monthly/mar99listings.html
        \_ Yes.  They'll be airing half on Mar 13, and then half again
           on Mar 20.  Check out
           http://www.kteh.org/programs/monthly/mar99listings.html
        \_ It was amazing.  Much better than the weak Season 7.
1999/3/9-10 [Uncategorized] UID:15568 Activity:nil 58%like:15550
3/9     Soda and Scotch will be going down TODAY at 5 PM for machine room
        maintenance. -brg
1999/3/9 [Uncategorized] UID:15566 Activity:nil
3/8     International WOMENS' Day around the world
        \_ great! maybe they can organize and get me a sandwich...
           \_ Maybe you can work to correct gender inequity in society
             \_ maybe after my sandwich...
1999/3/9 [Uncategorized] UID:15565 Activity:nil
3/8     Critical Mass gets an award from City Council!?!?!?
        http://xinet.com/bike/COUCH!!!!!
1999/3/9 [Uncategorized] UID:15564 Activity:high
3/8     Can someone please confirm: "Half-blood siblings" are those that have
        the same father but different mothers by birth, or the other way
        round, right?  What about siblings that have different fathers as
        well as different mothers by birth?  What are they called?  Thx.
        \_ Brady Bunch.  Stranger or adopted child or foster child.
1999/3/8-9 [Uncategorized] UID:15560 Activity:moderate
3/8     Joe DiMaggio RIP.  Bummer.  -John
        \_ "Where have you gone, Joe Dimaggio
            \_ Where did you go, Joe Dimaggio?
            A nation turns its lonely eyes to you...
            What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson?
            'Joltin' Joe has left and gone away'"
                                --Paul Simon, "Mrs. Robinson"
1999/3/8-10 [Uncategorized] UID:15559 Activity:kinda low
3/8     World's fastest graphic renderer - PSX2
        http://www.playstation.com/press_releases/show.asp?spec=89
        \_ droool
        \_ FYI Sony up +4 at closing
           \_ Because they are trimming fat in a reorg
              \_ True that.
1999/3/8-9 [Uncategorized] UID:15556 Activity:very high
3/6     Monica Lewinsky is my Lady Macbeth
        \_ oh, I thought she was one of 'dem witches. well, in either case,
           intelligent woman becomes evil temptress. -nick
           \_ where's thes "intelligent woman" in this case?
        \_ More like 'Lolita'.  Monica is hardly an evil temptress.  She was
           and still is a child.
                \_ Years or stone?  -John
           \_ hmmm. 13 versus 21-22?
                \_ Don't confuse chronological age with maturity.  BC had 100%
                   control of the situation.  As the Pres. he could've shipped
                   her out of the WH in a split second.  She was there bc he
                   wanted her there.  When she got annoying, he had her kicked
                   out.  The evil temptress thing is ridiculous.  Lolita is
                   much closer to the real story but without any love or
        \_ Buy her book and shut up.
        \_ Her mother made her money by having a torrid affair with a
           Dutch industrialist and writing a tell-all book.  I guess
           you could say the family is just passing on oral traditions
                   concern for the child as seen in L.
           \_ I dont know which would be sadder: If she "really" loves BC, but
               still put him through all that garbage. Or if she planned
               this whole thing to get fame, but will now be laughed at her
               whole life.   Given the pathetic taped phone conversations,
               I'd say the first is more likely. But If the second one
               were true, she'd still be laughing all the way to the bank.
1999/3/8-11 [Uncategorized] UID:15555 Activity:kinda low
3/7     NIT here we come
        \_ So if we win the whole thing we can go "We're #65!!!"
                \_ NCAA tourney is not the top 64 teams - more like
                   top 32 and 32 lucky shmoes from tiny noname conferences.
                \_ The NIT winner has been ranked #1 in the nation before.
                   \_ but that was like 50 years ago when it was more
                      prestigious than the NCAA tournament; hardly
                      relevant to the discussion at hand
        \_ Looks like the game against Fresno State won't be on TV.
           Does anyone know if student section tickets are available?
            \_ It might be on Fox Sports Bay Area, check schedule
            \_ It is on FSBA at 7:30 p.m. also student tickets are
               available for $5 at the ticket office till 4:30 pm. go
               bears!!!
        \_We win! T 6:30 @ DePaul next.  On ESPN, too.
1999/3/5-6 [Uncategorized] UID:15551 Activity:nil
3/5     wallall fixed. Shouldn't crap out with too many
        wallers anymore. Bug reports to smurf.

           _n_  ______
         _/o  \/      \@  _________
        O_             )=(  ____I_ \______
          \___/\______/   \ \     \_____ I
                II  II     II           II
        \_ Ass...
1999/3/5-9 [Uncategorized] UID:15550 Activity:nil 58%like:15568
3/5     Soda will be going down for a half hour or so at 5 PM on Tuesday
        March 9th for machine room maintenance.  -brg
         \_ I should probably mention Scotch will be down, too, but we'll get
            it done first so that mail won't get lost. -brg
1999/3/5-8 [Uncategorized] UID:15547 Activity:low
3/4     http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Music/9903/04/shatner.ben.folds
        Ben Folds Five and William Shatner - the musical collaboration
        you knew was going to happen.
        \_ Did Capt. Kirk and Mr. Spock ever do a duet?  -John
           \_ they did a "Don't Do Drugs" song duet - nearly impossible
              to find
           \_ they did a duet on yer mom.
1999/3/5 [Uncategorized] UID:15544 Activity:nil
3/4     There is justice as long as we can delete stupid trolls.
1999/3/4-5 [Uncategorized] UID:15538 Activity:high
3/3     Does Berkeley still give out AB for L&S or do they call it a BA
        now? I know a few years ago it was an AB (comes from the French).
                   \_ are you sure it's french and not latin?
                      \_ Let's not start with the Latin.
        \_ My diploma from 1997 says "Bachelor of Arts"
           \_ Mine from 1993 also says "Bachelor of Arts", but the short form
              is AB not BA.  -- yuen
              \_ And where do you find the short form?  I couldn't find
                 it even on my transcript.
                 \_ The L&$ guide to earning your degree
                    \_ on the L&S web page, it says AB.
1999/3/4 [Uncategorized] UID:15533 Activity:nil
3/3     That's a motd.public, Lester.  Smaller type of motd.
        But no one would nuke it unless... oh, shit.
        \_ I love you, Sarge.
1999/3/4-5 [Uncategorized] UID:15532 Activity:low
3/3     Anyone still use IRC, what's servers are still working?
        \_ <DEAD>irc.prison.net<DEAD>
        \_ <DEAD>irc.idle.net<DEAD>
        \_ 127.0.0.1
1999/3/3 [Uncategorized] UID:15530 Activity:nil
3/3     Does anyone know of any sodan who commited suicide?
        \_ I did.  Early last summer.  But I'm still walling, FROM
           BEYOND THE GRAVE!!1!
1999/3/3 [Uncategorized] UID:15525 Activity:nil
3/2     Added iso-latin-8859-1 compliance to wall. Bugs to smurf.
1999/3/3 [Uncategorized] UID:15524 Activity:nil
3/3     Are there any Bay Area companies offering smart-card related
        jobs, or at least working on smart-card related stuff?  Thanks.
1999/3/3 [Uncategorized] UID:15520 Activity:nil
3/2     I'm logged in through ssh and this keeps popping up.  Anybody
        know what's going on?  am I being attacked?  How?
        Message from syslogd@xyz at Tue Mar  2 17:00:35 1999 ...
        xyz syslogd: discarded 128 unwanted packets in secure mode
        \_ Someone is sending syslog packets to machine xyz.  This isn't
           really a problem; if you don't like the message, you can modify
           /etc/syslog.conf on xyz to send the messages somewhere else.
1999/3/3-10 [Uncategorized] UID:15519 Activity:nil
3/2     General Meeting: Tuesday, March 9th, 7pm in 105 North Gate
            Special Guest Speaker on E-Commerce - New Members Welcome
            \_FREE PIZZA will be provided by the speaker!
        \_ HELP SESSIONS planning meeting to follow, at one of our
           fine northside eating establishments. Come get involved!
1999/3/2 [Uncategorized] UID:15515 Activity:nil
3/2     Where is traceroute on soda?
        \_ Type ' whereis traceroute ' at your prompt and answer your own
                question, lameass
           \_ and suppose he didn't know of the 'whereis' or 'which' command?
1999/3/2 [Uncategorized] UID:15514 Activity:very high
3/1     Look, the fetish thing is really boring, OK?
        \_ 1    Nuking boring stuff out of the MOTD
           1 Tired of other people nuking thing they find boring which I don't
1999/3/2-3 [Uncategorized] UID:15512 Activity:moderate
3/2     Anybody going to Linux Expo tomorrow? i was hoping to hitch a
        ride all the way down to S.J. --marc
        \_  If you're willing to be there by 10am and leave at about 7:30pm?
            I'm an exhibitor there, but that makes me have wacky hours. --chris
                    \_ You mean exhibitionist I think.
1999/3/2-3 [Uncategorized] UID:15511 Activity:moderate
3/2     How can I get nmh to handle mime?
        \_ To display mime messages, add to your .mh_profile:
                automhnproc: mhn
                mhn-charset-iso-8859-1:  %s
        \_ ah. -nocheckmime seems to alleviate most problems.
1999/3/2 [Uncategorized] UID:15508 Activity:nil
        56.6 X2/v.90 fax/voice/modem
        Sound Blaster 64 AWE
        15" digital control hi res monitor
1999/3/2 [Uncategorized] UID:15506 Activity:nil
3/1     is pine v. 4.X available on soda? I can't find it.
        \_ Build it yourself

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               (iC.I+ '| - *-/00  |-  \  )  ) )|RB
               (I| (  [  / -|/^^\ |   )  /_/ | *)B
               (I(. \ `` \   \m_m_|~__/ )_ .-~ F/
                \b\\=_.\_b`-+-~x-_/ .. ,._/ , F/
                 ~\_\= =  =-*###%#x==-#  *=- =/
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                             || * |
                             | *  *\
                            /* /I\ *~~\
                          /~-/*  / \ \ ~~M~\
                ____----=~ // /WVW\* \|\ ***===--___
1999/3/1 [Uncategorized] UID:15504 Activity:nil
3/1     New stuff on top, twink!
1999/3/1 [Uncategorized] UID:15501 Activity:nil
3/1     Boredcast Message from soda!blojo (ttyRm) at 14:39 ...
        lesbianas latinas con dildos de "strap-on" sells newspapers
1999/3/1 [Uncategorized] UID:15500 Activity:nil
03/01   Eevribødi børk børk børk!
1999/3/1 [Uncategorized] UID:15498 Activity:high
2/28    Lifelong goal achieved -- childhood dreams CAN come true!
        (Broke one million on Asteroids with a stream of extra ships
        above -- actually, 36 ships and 1,599,990 points when I quit,
        to be exact.  ETC 2020 hours). -- jnat
        \_ GET a FUCKING LIFE
           \_ Get off Soda and go back to High School!!!
        \_ your life goal was to break a mil with an unlimited supply
           of ships?  Aside from being sad, what took you so long? -jor
           \_ I earned every one of those ships young man.  --jnat
1999/2/27-28 [Uncategorized] UID:15496 Activity:high
2/27    Is there a win98 equivalent to "cat file1 >> file2"?
        \_ COPY FILE1+FILE2 FILE3
        \_ COPY /b FILE1+FILE2 FILE3
           DEL FILE2
           REN FILE3 FILE2
           would be my best guess -brg
           \_ What about "type file1 >> file2"? --dim
              \_ sssh, that'd be too easy.
1999/2/27-3/30 [Uncategorized] UID:15494 Activity:low
2/26    A moment of silence for Glenn Seaborg
        \_ now let's hope the college of chemistry has the wisdom and money
           to hire another round of future nobel laureates.
                \_ seaborg -> go bears!
        \_ Amen.  Seaborg was one of the greats.  And the best damn Bear fan
           there ever was.
1999/2/26 [Uncategorized] UID:15490 Activity:nil
2/27    GO PAT GO!!! FUCK ALL YOU LEFTIST PINKO ANTI-AMERICAN FAGGOTS WHO
        KEEP DELETING THIS!  PAT WILL BRING BACK FREE SPEACH!
      \_ peace, man! wanna share a joint?
1999/2/26 [Uncategorized] UID:15488 Activity:nil
2/27    GO PAT GO!  Retake the country for real Americans in Y2K!!!
1999/2/24 [Uncategorized] UID:15475 Activity:nil
2/23    Can you feel the love tonight?
        \_ No.  Fuck off.
1999/2/24 [Uncategorized] UID:15474 Activity:nil
2/23    Why do men watch the "3 Stooges" and copy their stupid moves?
        \_ it's stupid.  that's why it's so funny.
1999/2/24 [Uncategorized] UID:15471 Activity:nil
2/23    GO PAT GO!  Buchanan planning run for Pres in y2k!!!!  GO PAT GO!!!
        \_ another conservative twit - I'm going to enjoy watching him lose
                \_ Who wrote this ?  I thought I was the only Pat fan on soda.
                   -ax
                   \_ Don't be silly.  There are lots of supporters here
                      for almost any whacko cause or figure. -csua
1999/2/20-21 [Uncategorized] UID:15454 Activity:nil
2/20    What's a good way of cleaning TFT screens?
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