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2022/08/07 [General] UID:1000 Activity:popular

2012/10/8 [Uncategorized] UID:54495 Activity:nil
10/8    So I just added it all up and I realized that I have spent
        $1800 on cam whores in the last year. Does this make me pathetic?
2012/10/6-11/7 [Uncategorized] UID:54493 Activity:nil
10/5    May a root type check irssi please? it keeps segfaulting after any
2012/9/29-10/10 [Uncategorized] UID:54487 Activity:nil
9/29    Donald Duck, the super master race. Heil!
2012/9/25-11/7 [Uncategorized] UID:54485 Activity:nil
9/25    MyShit gets a new faceover! Yay!
2022/08/07 [General] UID:1000 Activity:popular

2012/9/20-11/7 [Uncategorized] UID:54481 Activity:nil
9/20    "Joe Blah and 12 others viewed your profile" <--- wtf!!! I don't
        want other people to know that I've viewed their page! How
        do I turn this off?
        \_ man linkedin?
        \_ stop stalking people
2012/9/18-19 [Uncategorized] UID:54479 Activity:nil Entry has been invalidated. Access denied.
2012/9/12-11/7 [Uncategorized] UID:54475 Activity:nil
9/12    Can someone explain to me what the big deal is with
        Gangnam Style?
        \_ What, you've never heard of Youtube and viral sensations? Then
           again, that sounds pretty nasty.
           \_ I wasted 3 minutes watching this shit MTV. Why is it such
              a sensation? Kids these days, I don't get it.
              \_ It's about a minute too long, but apart from that, it's
                 a damn near perfect distillation of viral marketing:
                 chubby asian protagonist, ridiculous moves embraced
                 by the cool crowd, and a catchy tune. Almost as hard
                 to get out of your head as that blowjob whistle song.
                 \_ Which song is that?
                    \_ Whistle by Flo-Rida
2012/8/29-11/7 [Uncategorized] UID:54469 Activity:nil
8/29    There it is, engineering students are depressed:
2012/8/21 [Uncategorized] UID:54461 Activity:nil
8/24    Woman relieved to discover that she was not in fact raped:
2012/8/20-11/7 [Uncategorized] UID:54460 Activity:nil
8/20    If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must
        be the process of putting them in.  -Edsger Dijkstra
2012/8/13-10/17 [Uncategorized] UID:54457 Activity:nil
8/13    FB is a bargain, buy buy buy!
2012/8/2-10/17 [Uncategorized] UID:54453 Activity:nil
8/2     My stock admin just notified me that they found out that they
        accidentally deposited more shares than I was not entitled
        for, however I've already exercised them. What can they do
        legally, can they force me to pay them back?
        \_ I am sure that they can make you pay them back.
2012/8/1-10/17 [Uncategorized] UID:54449 Activity:nil
8/1     Mac's MagSafe2 seems unnecessary. It's the exact same connections
        just bigger. UNNECESSARY.
        \_ It's wider but thinner, to fit the new MacBooks.
2012/7/21-9/24 [Uncategorized] UID:54441 Activity:nil
7/21    What do you guys think about that goth looking girl in
        Oddities San Francisco?
        \_ I think someone misses House of Usher a bit too much:
           \_ Oddly, more info here:
        \_ I'd bang her. How about you?
           \_ The one at the center?
              \_ oh man she's so hot like christine, I'd bang her.
2012/7/11-8/19 [Uncategorized] UID:54434 Activity:nil
7/11    What exactly does the phrase "all but XYZ" mean?  Does it mean "only
        XYZ" or "all except XYZ" or something else?  Thx.
        \_ Mostly likely the second.
2012/7/5-8/19 [Uncategorized] UID:54431 Activity:nil
7/5     Just like my first time:
        http://tinyurl.com/7otmyud (SFW)
2012/7/2-27 [Uncategorized] UID:54427 Activity:nil
7/2     http://www.robertsinclair.net/comic/asshole.html
        It works for everything.
2012/6/20-7/20 [Uncategorized] UID:54419 Activity:nil
6/20    Is it just me? I think septic tank systems are disgusting,
        problematic (cleaning, limitations on what you can drain,
        ongoing maintenance, yadda yadda yadda), and most likely
        not even environmentally safe given that people dump
        chemicals into the ground? So is it just me or it seems
        like septic tank systems are disgusting and used only by
        countryside hicks?
        \_ Cities have sewers; if you don't live in a city, you make do.
           What were you expecting?
           \_ I expect that cities are better than country side.
        \_ I agree, which is why I just take a dump in the stream
           behind my house in the woods.
           \_ The likelihood that (you take dump in the woods and/or dump
              in your septic task) AND that you're a Republican: HIGH
2012/6/16-7/20 [Uncategorized] UID:54418 Activity:nil
6/16    In web browsers, what's the difference between add-ons, plugins, and
        extensions?  Thx.
2012/6/8-7/20 [Uncategorized] UID:54414 Activity:nil
6/8     "'You're not special' graduation speech sparks buzz"
        http://www.csua.org/u/wpi (news.yahoo.com)
        A wake-up call to kids (and adults) who are busy feeling special, and
        parents who are busy making their kids feel that way.  I thought only
        boot camp drill sergeants would deliver such reality checks.
2012/6/6-7/20 [Uncategorized] UID:54413 Activity:nil
6/6     RIP Ray Bradbury:
        http://preview.tinyurl.com/boqysz2 [ars technica]
        \_ YES!!
2012/6/6-7/20 [Uncategorized] UID:54411 Activity:nil
6/5     I have found the holy Zettabyte!
        -bash-3.2$ df -h
        /dev/cciss/c0d1        64Z   64Z  439G 100% /home/ausman/test_ssd
2012/5/31-7/20 [Uncategorized] UID:54405 Activity:nil
5/31    I've seen people with e-mail addresses ending with "@dubious.com".  Is
        there really such an e-mail host?  Or is it some kind of anti-spam
2012/5/29-7/20 [Uncategorized] UID:54404 Activity:nil
5/27    How to ensure better post-grad job placement for arts majors:
2012/5/25-7/20 [Uncategorized] UID:54401 Activity:nil
5/25    Is Greg Allman a pervert too?
        \_ Hot body!
        \_ Not a pervert. She's 24. Probably not 100% okay in the head, though.
           I cannot stand 24 year olds (except to look at) and I am 39.
           \_ I think the question is now whether he can stand 24-year-olds.  I
           \_ I think the question is not whether he can stand 24-year-olds.  I
              think the question is whether his thing can stand up in front of
           \_ Let me guess. You are fat ugly and poor (or a bad dresser) and
              can't figure out why the girl at the coffee counter doesn't flirt
              with you anymore.
2012/5/22-7/20 [Uncategorized] UID:54398 Activity:nil
5/22    Anyone attending the Commencement 2012 at the U. of Texas Lyndon B.
        Johnson School of Pubic Affairs?
        http://www.csua.org/u/wic (news.yahoo.com)
        \_ Looks like they were a hair short.
2012/5/21-7/20 [Uncategorized] UID:54397 Activity:nil
5/21    When I do "sudo su - <other_user>", why don't I call their
        .profile/.environment/.* files?
        \_ I think you need the -i option to have these files processed
2012/5/15-6/4 [Uncategorized] UID:54389 Activity:nil
5/15    "Jim Ausman is now connected to Scott Thompson (Internet Executive)
        from Your LinkedIn Network Updates" <--- most hilarious update
2012/5/12-6/4 [Uncategorized] UID:54388 Activity:nil
5/12    Fresh Air 2: 2 Fresh 2 Furious:
2012/5/3-6/1 [Uncategorized] UID:54379 Activity:nil
5/3     What's the best way to take a medical leave of absence? Do they actually
        need a doctor's note, or is it usually on a trust basis?
        \_ I've never needed a doctor's note.  I have heard of people being
           asked for one after they return from a long leave, though, so you
           might want to make sure your doctor at least has a record of how
           long you've been sick in case it comes up.
        \_ Obviously it depends on the company.  My previous company had
           unlimited sick leave, and no doctor's note was needed.  Yet I didn't
           know of anyone who "became sick" frequently.
           \_ READING COMPREHENSION. sick leave != leave of absence
              \_ Oh, so "medical leave of absence" == "leave of absence" ?
2012/5/3-6/1 [Uncategorized] UID:54378 Activity:nil
5/3     Kate Upton's video to brighten your day:
2012/5/3-6/4 [Uncategorized] UID:54377 Activity:nil
5/3     Does anyone know what happened to the cypherpunks mailing list archive
        that used to be on soda?
        \_ If you have to ask, you don't know.
2012/4/23-6/4 [Uncategorized] UID:54361 Activity:nil
4/18    They are back together again!
        Gee, this pedophile is good.
        \_ My hero!
2012/4/3-6/1 [Uncategorized] UID:54354 Activity:nil
4/03    Trolling to soon be illegal:
2012/3/16-6/4 [Uncategorized] UID:54343 Activity:nil
3/15    Nick Weaver. nweaver. Talks a lot. Opinionated. Has good points.
        nweaver would make a much better politician than a
        computer scientist. What do you guys think?
        \_ College professor. They talk a lot.
2012/3/15-6/1 [Uncategorized] UID:54342 Activity:nil
3/15    Dental implant should cost thousands, but I'm hearing radio ads
        for only $875. What's the catch? Is this a scam?
        \_ Google for "mini" implants
2012/3/14-26 [Uncategorized] UID:54339 Activity:nil
3/14    Happy Pi Day!
2012/3/11-26 [Uncategorized] UID:54338 Activity:nil
3/11    What kind of people name their children "Dick"? For example, what
        kind of name is Dick Van Dyke? What kind of sick perverted people
        name their children "Lesbian dike with a dick"?
        \_ Wow! Drunk-post much?
           \_ I'm the drunk guy. Wow, yeah, it looks funny now that I'm
              sober. I do feel sorry for Dick Van Dyke though, can you
              imagine kids making fun of him when he was growing up?
2012/3/7-26 [Uncategorized] UID:54330 Activity:nil 76%like:54329
3/7     To WAF or not to WAF, that is the question.  Must have?
        Waste of money??  What do you think?? (Web Application Firewall)
2012/3/7 [Uncategorized] UID:54329 Activity:nil 76%like:54330
3/7     To WAF or not to WAF, that is the question.  Must have?
        Waste of money??  What do you think??
2012/3/1-26 [Uncategorized] UID:54323 Activity:nil
3/1     Anse Source d'Argent
        \_ Are you a female walrus?
           \_ A bikini-clad woman sunbathing next to the world's largest
              ribbed d****.  --- OP
2012/2/28 [Uncategorized] UID:54318 Activity:nil 100%like:54317
2/29    Tech is hot hot hot!
        \_ Agreed.  Interviewing candidiates for even one position is a hugh
           time drain.
2012/2/27-3/26 [Uncategorized] UID:54317 Activity:nil 100%like:54318
2/29    Tech is hot hot hot!
        \_ Agreed.  Interviewing candidiates for even one position is a hugh
           time drain.
2012/2/23-3/26 [Uncategorized] UID:54311 Activity:nil
2/23    19M Americans get STDs/year. How many years will it take before
        all the Americans get STDs?
        \_ Forever because there will always be lifelong virgins.
        \_ Slutting around pre-marriage is a new thing. So, this.
           \_ New as in since the 20's, right?
        \_ My niece won't get it since I don't have it.
        \_ Well, all it takes is one forever virgin for your condition
           to be true, so the answer is more of a probabalistic near infinity.
2012/2/14-3/26 [Uncategorized] UID:54308 Activity:nil
2/14    I'm really sorry about this, but I can't take any requests right now
        \_ ???
           \_ Shit Siri says.
2012/2/12-3/26 [Uncategorized] UID:54306 Activity:nil
2/12    Add yourselves to the alumni list so they don't have to worry about
        spamming announce with stuff for undergrads: http://csua.org/u/vgy
        \_ I added myself to "announce" but it is not clear from the
           welcome message if this is the correct one. -ausman
2012/2/8-3/26 [Uncategorized] UID:54303 Activity:nil
2/8     Hey dwallach is running for the Usenix Board. If you are a memeber,
        you should vote for him, he is a good guy and former CSUA'er.
2012/1/24-3/3 [Uncategorized] UID:54295 Activity:nil
1/24    Hey danh, have you ever seen this movie?
2012/1/18-2/14 [Uncategorized] UID:54293 Activity:nil
1/18    Hmm, Snooki looks much better without makeup.  She actually looks okay.
        http://www.csua.org/u/v8v (tv.yahoo.com)
        \_ Yeah, I'd do her.
2012/1/18-2/14 [Uncategorized] UID:54291 Activity:nil
1/18    History Channel is pretty responsive to current events:
        RedTails movie -> History of Tuskegee Airmen
        sinking of Concordia -> History of Titanic
        What else?
2012/1/3-2/6 [Uncategorized] UID:54279 Activity:nil
1/2     Is Boxer for or against PIPA/SOPA? I know that piece of shit
        Feinstein is, but not so sure about Boxer.
        \_ They are both sponsors.
            \_ I'm Shocked.  Shocked!
2011/12/19-2012/2/6 [Uncategorized] UID:54264 Activity:nil
12/18   It sound better when you don't do the math:
        \_ Google sucks and chialea has gone to the dark side.
           Money talks.
2011/12/16-2012/2/6 [Uncategorized] UID:54261 Activity:nil
12/15   “Violent, irrational, intolerant, allied to racism and tribalism and
         bigotry, invested in ignorance and hostile to free inquiry,
         contemptuous of women and coercive toward children: organized
         religion ought to have a great deal on its conscience.‚ÄĚ
         -Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
2011/12/15-2012/2/6 [Uncategorized] UID:54259 Activity:nil
12/15   Happy Bill of Rights Day:
2011/12/9-2012/2/6 [Uncategorized] UID:54253 Activity:nil
12/9    Anyone using DNSCrypt from OpenDNS?  Is it worthwhile trying?
2011/11/30-2012/1/10 [Uncategorized] UID:54246 Activity:nil
11/30   Fahrenheit 451 now available as a eBook:
        http://preview.tinyurl.com/7ux6dk4 [cbc]
        \_ eReader on fire?
2011/11/21-2012/1/10 [Uncategorized] UID:54239 Activity:nil
11/21   Raleigh's and Intermezzo were destroyed in a fire yesterday?
2011/11/18-12/6 [Uncategorized] UID:54235 Activity:nil
11/18   OPERA gets closer to validating their FTL neutrino finding:
        http://preview.tinyurl.com/6svj7u7 [NewScientist]
2011/11/17-12/6 [Uncategorized] UID:54234 Activity:nil
11/17   A 40-page resume:
        \_ That's a CV, not a resume. But pretty impressive.
2011/11/17-12/6 [Uncategorized] UID:54233 Activity:nil
11/17   RIP JD Falk:
2011/11/16-12/6 [Uncategorized] UID:54231 Activity:nil
11/16   Any chance alum not living in Berkeley could have one of the
        new t-shirts mailed to them to if they paid for postage?
        \_ Where do you see the new shirts?
2011/11/14-30 [Uncategorized] UID:54227 Activity:nil
11/14   I discovered Atlantis!
        \_ Wow!  It can't be real.  Is that an easter egg?
           \_ Sort of. It has already been debunked as an artifact of the
              ship scanning the ocean moving along a grid pattern.
              \_ Sure is has been "debunked." I bet you believe that the
                 Moon landings are real and that Obama was really born
                 in Hawaii. Don't even get me started on 9/11...
2011/11/11-30 [Uncategorized] UID:54223 Activity:nil
11/11   "Model uses large breasts as court defence to prove she didn't break
        into house through hole"
        http://www.csua.org/u/ups (http://www.dailymail.co.uk
2011/11/7-30 [Uncategorized] UID:54216 Activity:nil
11/7    A web searchable list of compromised email address (you can search the
        list using a SHA512 hash of your email address as well):
2011/11/7-30 [Uncategorized] UID:54214 Activity:nil
11/7    Was the violence at OWS in Oakland due to police provacateurs?
2011/11/7-30 [Uncategorized] UID:54213 Activity:nil
11/7    Two MMA guys subdued an armed robber, and managed themselves to talk
        him out instead of knock him out.
2011/10/31-12/6 [Uncategorized] UID:54205 Activity:nil
10/31   Happy Halloween? Bored at work? Try to solve this test:
2011/10/12-11/30 [Uncategorized] UID:54194 Activity:nil
10/12   Just found out someone ported cowsay to the irc bot at yahoo!
        CSUA'ers have spread far and wide. -ausman
        \_ Sharing the TeleBEARS experience with the world... I guess it's
           been around since the days of cowsay -undergrad
           \_ the telebears you know isn't even close to as broken as it
              used to be -a not even very crusty alum
2011/10/11-18 [Uncategorized] UID:54193 Activity:nil
10/11   Jump you F**kers!
2011/10/7-25 [Uncategorized] UID:54190 Activity:nil
10/7    "75 year-old woman disconnects 90% of Armenia's internet by accident"
        \_ Hmm, April 6th.
2011/9/27-11/8 [Uncategorized] UID:54183 Activity:nil
9/27    Hina Rabbani Khar, hottest foreign minister?
        \_ Sure! And she lies so very, very convincingly.
2011/9/27-11/8 [Uncategorized] UID:54182 Activity:nil
9/27    Charlie Brown fired for having "improper relationship".
        http://www.csua.org/u/uc6 (news.yahoo.com)
        \_ Did he finally get his courage up to make a pass at the
           Little Red-Haired Girl? Or was it Lucy that gave him up?
2011/9/25-12/6 [Uncategorized] UID:54180 Activity:nil 63%like:54178
9/21    I've been away procreating. Looks like wall is no more. Where have
        all of the old-timers gone to chat/argue/share? How are we all
        communicating these days. Sorry for the ignorant questions.
        :( -- joeking
        \_ A few are here, a few are there, there are some IRC channels that
           I know of, probably some are still using icb. Many are on Facebook.
           Congrats, how old are your kids? I have a two and five y.o. -ausman
        \_ Uh, ever heard of Facebook? Google+  -kchang
2011/9/21-10/18 [Uncategorized] UID:54179 Activity:nil
9/22    Damn, the economy is really starting to take its toll:
2011/9/20-10/18 [Uncategorized] UID:54177 Activity:nil
9/20    10:32:38 up 7 days, 10:35,  8 users,  load average: 0.05, 0.03, 0.00
        So far so good?  --jordan
        \_ kick ass, thanks!
2011/8/25-27 [Uncategorized] UID:54171 Activity:nil
8/24    More crazyness from the faithful:
2011/8/18-19 [Uncategorized] UID:54167 Activity:nil
8/15    I'm looking for something that periodically loads new emails from
        Outlook protocol and pushes to another IMAP server. Is there such
        a tool out there?
2011/8/7-9 [Uncategorized] UID:54159 Activity:nil 75%like:54161
8/7     And the voice cries out in the wilderness: where has www.csua gone?
2011/8/7-12 [Uncategorized] UID:54158 Activity:nil
8/7     kchang, is this you:
        \_ racist! most, but not all Asians think like this.
           \_ But is it kchang@soda?
        \_ Banners NSFW!
           \_ DWYW!!
2011/8/3-12 [Uncategorized] UID:54152 Activity:nil 66%like:54151
8/2     <crickets>
        \_ quiet and senerity are better than the alternative.  Maybe you
        \_ quiet and senerity[sic] are better than the alternative.  Maybe you
           should go back to your 4chan buddies?
           \_ you are presenting a false dichotomy between quiet and whatever
              you think 4chan is. chaotic? debased? I dunno. There are many
              alternatives to quiet not just one alternative. Quiet in this
              case is boring. the motd used to be interesting.
              \_ Well, jazz is up a bit then!
              \_ Well, jazz it up a bit then!
                 \_ if you're seriously using the phrase "jazz it up" then we've
                    already lost ...
2011/8/2 [Uncategorized] UID:54151 Activity:nil 66%like:54152
8/2     ilyas, tell us about the stars!
2011/8/2-10 [Uncategorized] UID:54150 Activity:nil 66%like:54148
8/02/11 Happy WIFI DAY
        \_ What was this about?
           \_ uhmm ... read the date
2011/7/15-8/2 [Uncategorized] UID:54142 Activity:nil
7/15    "It's tough at the top for alpha males: study"
        Summary: it's not worth to be successful.
        \- Hello, why dont you look at a study of actual HUMANS instead
           of BABOONS, i.e. THE WHITEHALL STUDY. Unless you are a BABOON.
           On an animal note, you may wish to read WHY ZEBRAS DONT GET ULCERS,
           by R. SAPOLSKY, 'Fraud University, Dept Biology.
2011/6/30-7/13 [Uncategorized] UID:54134 Activity:nil
6/30    If you want to be invited to Google+, just let me know. -ausman
2011/6/17-7/13 [Uncategorized] UID:54128 Activity:nil
6/17    Thanks for bringing soda back, whoever did it. -ausman
        \_ looks like your various generous donation over the last decade
           or so, only lasts a few semesters at a time, historically speaking.
2011/6/5-12/28 [Uncategorized] UID:54126 Activity:nil
2011/5/31-7/30 [Uncategorized] UID:54122 Activity:nil
5/31    The funeral for Euphrasia "ikiru@soda" Curvilinearjky will be held
        this Friday, June 3, at the San Francisco Columbarium at 2 pm. For more
        details, visit http://www.euphrasia.org -eric
        \_ http://www.euphrasia.org/eulogy.html  <-- never knew her,
           but this makes me very very sad
           \_ A beautiful eulogy, eric.
2011/5/23-7/30 [Uncategorized] UID:54120 Activity:nil
5/24    Why does Soda sometimes forward my email and sometimes leave it in
        \_ Probably happens when NFS starts shitting bricks and can't find your
2011/5/21-7/30 [Uncategorized] UID:54119 Activity:nil
5/21    http://www.theonion.com/articles/budget-mixup-provides-nations-schools-with-enough,20350
        I think the URL explains it well enough.
2011/5/21-7/13 [Uncategorized] UID:54118 Activity:nil
5/21    It's the end of the world as we know it...
2011/5/19-7/13 [Uncategorized] UID:54113 Activity:nil
5/18    Cool I'm a "nobody" and "nogroup" !!!
        \_ me too!
        \_ Should be fixed now.  (The NFS server lost its connection to LDAP
           and therefore its [tenuous] grip on reality.)  Sorry for the
           inconvenience.  --jordan
           \_ "We apologize for the inconvenience." - God's final words
              \_ Right in time for the Rapture.
2011/5/10-7/30 [Uncategorized] UID:54107 Activity:nil
5/10    ausman, other yahooligans - thoughts on Yahoo as a company? Curious.
        \_ Email me. -ausman@well.com
2011/5/3-7/13 [Uncategorized] UID:54103 Activity:nil
5/2     Petraeus replaces Panetta as CIA head.  Hrm....
        \_ Removal of Petraeus == US pulling out of afghanistan, adjust your
           stock and currency and commodities accordingly.
2011/4/20-7/30 [Uncategorized] UID:54092 Activity:nil
4/20    I ate dinner with bh & oj! link:TinyURL.com/bh-kchang-oj
        My life is now complete.                                -kchang
        \_ "I wish I was like you, ... ..." -kcobain
2011/4/20-7/13 [Uncategorized] UID:54090 Activity:nil
4/20    May be of interest:
        Serge Lang lecture on Primes, 4/28/2011 4pm, MSRI:
        Heh: "The speaker will be happy to try to answer any questions
        that members of the audience might have about primes."
2011/4/19-7/13 [Uncategorized] UID:54089 Activity:nil
4/19    Anyone use evercookie?  Looks like a neat way to keep one time
        web sessions one time only.
2011/4/18-7/13 [Uncategorized] UID:54088 Activity:nil
4/17    Anyone felt the quake?
        \_ Felt it in SF. Shook us on the  16th floor.
           \_ I felt it in San Mateo on the ground floor of my building.
              First it was a very loud "bang" while the ground didn't shake
              at all.  I thought either someone dropped a truck-size metal
              garbage container or the elevator in the build crashed to the
              ground.  Then a second or two later the ground shook once, just
              once.  Then it's over.  -- OP
                     \_ Sounds like the obama presidency.
2011/4/14-7/13 [Uncategorized] UID:54083 Activity:nil
4/14    did some network architecture for soda change?
2011/4/13-7/30 [Uncategorized] UID:54081 Activity:nil
4/9     How do you say "Please cover your mouth when you cough." in Mandarin?
        \_ Untranslatable. Similarly impossible phrases include:
           "No spitting."
           "Do not cut in line."
           "Ching chong ling long ting tong." (I don't actually know what that
            \_ Wow. this makes me all sorts of sadpanda.
               \_ http://bit.ly/fqGcqK
           \_ Would finding out how it's _written_ in kanji work?  At least
              then you could write it out.  I'm pretty sure those phrases
              exist in japanese.
           \_ (To another standing bus passenger) "Don't rub your penis on my
2011/4/8-20 [Uncategorized] UID:54079 Activity:nil
4/6     Saw someone sshing FROM soda to somewhere else... Are we safe now?
2011/4/2-20 [Uncategorized] UID:54076 Activity:nil
4/3     How does HipHop scrub input for XSS/XSRF checking?
2011/4/1-20 [Uncategorized] UID:54075 Activity:nil
4/1     April is the cruelest month [it had to be said]
2011/3/31-4/20 [Uncategorized] UID:54074 Activity:nil
3/31    "Celeb Pix: Christina Hendricks vs. Kim Kardashian, who's sexier?"
        IMO, Hendricks.  Genuine parts is better than after-markets.
        \_ Why do the Cardassians have the ghetto booty?  She's got a fat ass.
2011/3/31-4/20 [Uncategorized] UID:54072 Activity:nil
3/31    ok just want to clarify, maybe my  enlish not so good.  "Meta"
        of something is like this right? given x, where x is a fn, meta of
        x is x(x). yes?
        \_ Yes, but it has other meanings too.  See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meta
2011/3/31 [Uncategorized] UID:54068 Activity:nil
3/20    yo, toulouse, 1. I'm not married. and 2. talk to me on email
        i think you're confused --prole
2011/3/30 [Uncategorized] UID:54066 Activity:nil
3/20    It's kinda silly how people don't think to send email these days.
        I mean srsly, i check mine before i even think about fbook/im/all
        that other bullshit.
2011/3/30 [Uncategorized] UID:54065 Activity:nil
3/30    Yo prole does your wife still work for dentsu usa? --toulouse
2011/3/26-31 [Uncategorized] UID:54064 Activity:nil
3/18    ...And another reboot.
2011/3/26-4/20 [Uncategorized] UID:54063 Activity:nil
3/18    How wide is the stack?
2011/3/17-31 [Uncategorized] UID:54061 Activity:nil
3/17    Does anyone know how to contact mogul? His .forward ain't working.
        \_ thanks guys --toulouse
2011/2/24-4/20 [Uncategorized] UID:54049 Activity:nil
2/24    Has to be the lamest name for an op, google for "Night Dragon"
2011/2/23-4/20 [Uncategorized] UID:54047 Activity:nil
2/23    http://www.csua.org/u/sm9  Welcome to UUS Berkeley.
2011/2/14-4/20 [Uncategorized] UID:54040 Activity:nil
2/14    When I run "mail" in my shell (/usr/bin/mail), it says:
                mail: /var/mail/yuen: Is a directory
        How do I get "mail" to work again?  Thanks.
        \_ We use Maildir rather than mbox. Mutt handles this particularly well.
           Alternatively, you could log in with IMAPS using alpine. Maintaining
           our mail system, unfortunately, has been an enormous pain which
           virtually no current members use. We recommend using mail forwarding.
           While there is something to be said for the experience our sysadmins
           gain from running mail systems, the fact is that this skill is less
           relevant with time and we have other time priorities (those of us
           who actually keep things running, that is). Sorry. :( --toulouse
        \_ Hi Yuen -exEFIer
           \_ Unlimited Supply!
              \_ That's eMi you dolt.
                 \_ Is there really a difference?
2011/2/8-19 [Uncategorized] UID:54030 Activity:nil
2/6     Just a question but, why does Soda's clock skew?  I mean; it's a vm..
2011/2/8-19 [Uncategorized] UID:54029 Activity:nil
2/6     Really recommend Bruce Bethke's "Headcrash" to all engr types.
        \_ Same for "Daemon" by Daniel Suarez. Audiobook is great.
2011/2/4-19 [Uncategorized] UID:54026 Activity:nil
2/4     I hit caps lock and then ls by mistake. Soda, you still amuse me. -aus
        \_ what the hell is /usr/bin/sl
           \_ apt-cache show sl
        \_ ;) knew someone would appreciate it. --toulouse
2011/1/26-2/19 [Uncategorized] UID:54016 Activity:nil
1/26    Dude, Piaw, you really need to update your homepage:
        \_ Maybe Piaw has a Facebook page now?
        \_ Maybe Piaw has a twitter now?
2011/1/24-2/19 [Uncategorized] UID:54015 Activity:nil
1/24    Is it rude when, during a heated technical discussion between me and a
        co-worker, he dismisses my argument by saying "You're just trying to
        be cute".  Does that mean the same thing as "You're arguing just
        because you want to make yourself look smart."?  Thx.
        \_ More like "your argument is too pretty / clever."
           "It's a fine line between clever and stupid."/
           Either way, you should definitely be offended. Definitely.
        \_ It is pretty rude, but you should try to avoid being offended
           by your co-workers if at all possible. Definitely do not lose
           your cool.
        \_ "you have presented a problem in a way that will cause me to rethink
           alot of my self constructed theorems.  My system works for me; and I
           do not have time to adapt/use yours." is what he means.
2011/1/24-2/19 [Uncategorized] UID:54013 Activity:nil
1/24    I finally saw "The Social Network." (I rarely see movies at the
        theaters, although the new Tron was an exception.) Everyone I knew
        raved about it. I thought it was mediocre and, worse, BORING. I
        almost turned it off. It didn't capture my attention at all. What
        did others think?
        \_ Aaron Sorkin is not for everyone.
           Nor is Zuck... Come to the Guidewire booth at the recruiting session Wed!
        \_ yawn.  I'd rather talk about the lesbian scene in The Black Swan
2010/11/13-2011/1/13 [Uncategorized] UID:53991 Activity:nil
11/16   Check out the "Who is Kate Middleton?" video clip (the second clip
        down the page):
        http://www.csua.org/u/s0i (news.yahoo.com)
        Who cares about who Kate Middleton is?  I want to know who that hot
        busty blonde walking next to her at the beginning of the clip is!
        \um, why?  How was this possibly worth wasting my time on?  What bit
         held the tiniest bit of interest??  You should post a handle so
         I know to ignore things from you in the future.  I recommend a
         feminine one.
2010/10/27-2011/1/13 [Uncategorized] UID:54003 Activity:nil
10/27   Homedirectories gone?   -ERic
2010/9/30 [Uncategorized] UID:53971 Activity:nil
9/30    "Video: Your daring Division III interception of the week"
        http://www.csua.org/u/rqj (rivals.yahoo.com)
        Forgive my ignorance as a non-football-fan.  What was "this trick"
        there?  Was it referring to the playing throwing the ball back into the
        court when he was about to step on the ground outside the line at 0:11?
2010/9/30 [Uncategorized] UID:53970 Activity:nil
9/30    I hate Carly and I have soured on Boxer. I dislike Meg and Brown
        both. Anyone have good info an third party candidates?
2010/9/24-30 [Uncategorized] UID:53965 Activity:nil
9/24    Where can I get the best Mexcan food?
        \_ Mexico City, though Veracruz is probably better for seafod
        \_ Happy LATINO week.
2010/9/20-30 [Uncategorized] UID:53963 Activity:nil
9/20    Anyone else suffer from not being to log in today?
        \_ no. 9/24
2010/9/19-30 [Uncategorized] UID:53962 Activity:nil
9/19    I work at an internet company and we have a bunch of data. I'm
        trying to find correlations with the data we collected and I'm
        wondering if applying Pearson's correlation coefficient to some
        data types is an effective way to approach this (since it's
        relatively easy to implement). Have you guys done something like
        this? I justs want something quick and easy and can be done in a
        day or less (e.g. I don't have time to build a full Bayesian
2010/8/31-9/30 [Uncategorized] UID:53945 Activity:nil
8/31    Has anyone successfully hooked up a 3G phone to their laption as
        a modem in linux?  (like via minicom) thx.
        \_ search for tethering. It really depends on the phone and provider.
2010/8/26-9/30 [Uncategorized] UID:53937 Activity:nil
8/26    http://howfuckedismydatabase.com
2010/8/20-9/7 [Uncategorized] UID:53930 Activity:nil
8/19    Scott Pilgrim vs. the World: Funnest movie this entire year.
        \_ Was this add relevant to you? [yes] [no]
                                               \_ no
        \_ why?
2010/8/17-19 [Uncategorized] UID:53927 Activity:nil
8/17    I have a bunch of cron that I want to run but only want to
        output to stdout if there is any stderr (or if it returns $?)
        so that it'll be in email. Otherwise, I want to output nothing.
        Is there a program that does this already?
        \_ program >tempfile || cat tempfile; rm tempfile
2010/8/12-19 [Uncategorized] UID:53920 Activity:nil
8/12    "Girl Born On 8/9/10 At 11:12"
        http://www.csua.org/u/rcf (news.yahoo.com)
        \_ Behold, she is the Messiah!
2010/8/8-9 [Uncategorized] UID:53913 Activity:nil 66%like:53918
8/8     What are your favorite questions to ask companies whenever they
        say "Do you have any questions?"
2010/8/7-9/7 [Uncategorized] UID:53912 Activity:nil
8/7     Why Google is in favor of "Net Neutrality"
        \_ http://www.nanog.org/meetings/nanog47/presentations/Monday/Labovitz_ObserveReport_N47_Mon.pdf
2010/8/4-25 [Uncategorized] UID:53910 Activity:nil
8/4     I'm heading to St. Louis for a couple of days later this month.
        If you have any non-arch-based ideas for stuff to do, pls advise,
        although evenings more likely to be free than daytimes.
        Food recs welcome too, particularly near Washington University.
        BTW, are there any TSEliot-related interesting things at WU?
        ok tnx. --psb
        \_ My mom relocated to Springfield, Missouri but we went to Saint Louis
           to see it while we were out there visiting. Not much to do or
           see. The area near WUSTL is definitely the nicest part of town.
           The Saint Louis Art Museum is pretty good and worth a visit if
           you like art. I never went, but my mom said the Budweiser tour
           was surprisingly good. (And she doesn't even drink beer.)
           was surprisingly good. (And she doesn't even drink beer.) If
           you have a car you might be able to see other things in Missouri
           like the Truman Presidential Library or even Kansas City.
           \- I'm a Wanted man in Kansas City, and a Wanted man in Ohio
2010/8/2-9 [Uncategorized] UID:53907 Activity:nil
8/2     So is soda running on an ESX box? Just curious.
        \_ No.
2010/7/29-8/9 [Uncategorized] UID:53904 Activity:low
7/29    O great worshipful roots,
        can you please
        apt-get install libtool binutils-dev ruby1.9-dev libmagic-dev?
        Am doing some fun tinkering on the output of libopcodes-  Thx!
        \_ Paolo, your mac has ruby in it already.
        \_ Not if you request over motd. Try emailing root@csua.
           \_ Ah ok, policy shifted.
           \_ Who's on root these days? -!OP
              \_ Check /etc/motd. Derp derp.
2010/7/29-8/9 [Uncategorized] UID:53903 Activity:nil
7/29    Anyone been to or heard things about "Walking With Dinosaurs: Live"?
        This seems so geared to 8 year old boys, but an acquaintance in med
        school in NYC actually recommended this to me so I am more
        interested than I might otherwise be. Will this be worth my time
        and money? I do like dinosaurs, but not as much as when I was 8.
2010/7/28-8/9 [Uncategorized] UID:53902 Activity:nil
7/28    "Zedonk hybrid born at Ga. wildlife preserve"
        "Wait, honey, I can explain ......"
2010/7/28-8/9 [Uncategorized] UID:53901 Activity:nil
7/28    I have a few relatives who are always on me to do/go see "this, that
        and the other thing" every time i'm on vacation.  I finally figured
        out this was because they can't ever take vacations, and never have
        the time to do the things on that list themselves, and most likely
        want to live vicariously through me.  Issue being is that I really
        don't want to spend my time off rushing about like a madman(1) and
        just to fulfill someone else's checklist(2).  What's a nice iconic
        statement to tell them to fuck off?  (Preferably short, sweet,
        repeatable, --i plan to get a bumpter sticker with this, or a tshirt).
        \_ "Thanks for the pointer, I'll see if we can fit it in."  -tom
           \_ Thanks, tshirt ordered; going to wear it whenever I see them
              and point to the statement whenever they start off with the
              "At your age, you should..."-list.
        \_ I recommend you "Walk with the Dinosaurs".
2010/7/19-8/11 [Uncategorized] UID:53887 Activity:nil
7/19    http://wattsupwiththat.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/chicago_field_museum_itchy.jpg?w=479&h=613
2010/7/15-8/9 [Uncategorized] UID:53886 Activity:nil
7/15    HULK SHARD
        \_ The Greeks had Mount Olympus, the Norse had Valhalla, and we have..
           the avengers.  Sigh.
2010/6/29-7/2 [Uncategorized] UID:53869 Activity:kinda low
6/25    Does anyone actually have a direct proof as to why the Irrational
        Numbers are countable, (one that doesn't start with "assume they
        are countable.."  Thx.
        \_ No, it's not possible.  "Uncountable" means "can't be put into
           one-to-one correspondence with the natural numbers"; the only way
           to prove an impossibility like that is to assume the opposite and
           derive a contradiction.  Mathematicians who reject the idea of
           proof by contradiction also reject the idea of uncountable sets.
           See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constructivism_(mathematics
           \_ Interesting- i are these folk discredited? I ask because there
              are an awful lot of proofs (including the halting problem,
              not the version that is directly from cantor's diagonal tho)
              that always start out with "assume this is true..."
              \_ I really don't think you'll find a proof that irrational
                 numbers are countable.
        \_ they're not countable.
2010/6/25-7/20 [Uncategorized] UID:53868 Activity:nil
6/25    Which home value estimate sites is the most accurate?  For the same
        home, it seems like the estimated values from those sites are
        cyberhomes < eppraisal < zillow.  Thanks.
        \_ I use Zillow because it's zippy. Trulia truely sucks because
           it's slow. I use them to ballpark figures very quickly, but
           none of them are as accurate as slow ass MLS. So in a sense
           I use Zillow the way I use Amazon-- gauge something quickly
           and to filter out what I don't really want, but never making
           final decisions on Zillow/Amazon alone.
2010/6/22-7/2 [Uncategorized] UID:53867 Activity:nil
6/22    http://apologizetobp.com
        You should totally apologize to BP.
2010/6/16-7/2 [Uncategorized] UID:53862 Activity:nil
6/16    "Ingenious Flipper Bridge Melds Left-Side Drivers With Right-Side"
        It takes an architecure firm to come up with this "brilliant, simple
        solution"???  Geez, a high school kid familiar with the HOMFLY
        polynolmial can come up with that.  In fact a high school kid can come
        up with a less elegant yet cheaper and simpler solution which also
        allows higher-flow overall, where the lanes of only one direction is
        elevated and curved with lower speed while the lanes of the other
        direction stays level and straight with higher speed.  (I have thought
        of this "design" (if such a trivial thing can be called as such) many
        times whenever I think of that border crossing, althought I admit I'm
        not a high school kid.)
        \_ get over yourself.
2010/6/14-7/20 [Uncategorized] UID:53860 Activity:nil
6/14    Gateway.csua (our main server) may have been rooted. Stand by.
        \_ Hm. Today is 7/14. What conclusion should I draw from this?
           \_ Your a idoit.
        \_ False alarm. Overzealous network detection.
        \_ If our new rooting masters can make NFS mounting work, ALL OF
           THE TIME, I say let them be.
2010/6/9-30 [Uncategorized] UID:53856 Activity:nil
6/9     http://www.globalnerdy.com/2010/05/09/new-programming-jargon
2010/6/4-30 [Uncategorized] UID:53850 Activity:nil
6/5     Do we still have job recruitment/listing from alumni?  I seemed to remember
        they were in /cusa/pub/jobs ...
        \_ yeah thats where they used to be,  Back when the csua still cared
           about alumni contributions.
2010/6/4-11 [Uncategorized] UID:53848 Activity:nil
6/4     Syzygryd Gala Fundraiser tonight at CELLspace!
2010/6/2-11 [Uncategorized] UID:53847 Activity:nil
6/2     Gigantic sinkhole!  Very horrifying!
        http://www.csua.org/u/qut (news.yahoo.com)
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