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2022/06/30 [General] UID:1000 Activity:popular

2008/1/24-31 [Uncategorized] UID:49006 Activity:nil
1/24    Hey misha are you still working at Google?
        \_ duh, send them an email.
2022/06/30 [General] UID:1000 Activity:popular

2008/1/23-31 [Uncategorized] UID:48996 Activity:nil
1/23    Bushenomics:
2008/1/23-31 [Uncategorized] UID:48993 Activity:nil
1/23    In graphviz (dot), how do you change the width of the connections
        between the nodes?
2008/1/22-31 [Uncategorized] UID:48987 Activity:nil
1/22    Interesting article on social networking websites. They're
        like butterflies!
2008/1/22-31 [Uncategorized] UID:48983 Activity:nil
1/22    Big Yahoo Layoffs Coming Soon:
        \_ 700 employees is 6%.  2,000 employees is 1 out of 6.  Okay.
           Then again, if I were running a company, I'd plan for the latter,
           do the former, and trim toward 1/6 as circumstances warrant.
           Repeat plan if things suck next year.
2008/1/22-31 [Uncategorized] UID:48981 Activity:nil
1/22    I wanna work on Wall Street!  I can levitate the markets through
        November/December to collect my phat bonus, and then let everything
        go into the shitter in Jan, and not go to jail!  Yay!
        \_ And then go get a job with the Administration after I am canned...
        \_ You don't really believe that BS do you?
           \_ the part about levitating markets, being able to collect
              phat bonuses, or not going to jail?
              \_ That they can move the markets.
2008/1/18-23 [Uncategorized] UID:48971 Activity:nil
1/18    Bobby Fisher died.  I don't play chess, but I think he's famous.
2008/1/17-23 [Uncategorized] UID:48966 Activity:nil
1/17    "Superhuman jump rope"
2008/1/16 [Uncategorized] UID:48951 Activity:nil
1/16    Test 123?
2008/1/15-16 [Uncategorized] UID:48950 Activity:nil
1/15    Soda down again. Wheee! (10am)
2008/1/14-18 [Uncategorized] UID:48948 Activity:nil 66%like:48945
1/14    All you have to do is mention trolls and a thread gets deleted.
        It speaks so well about trolls.
        \_ This thread is still around.
2008/1/14 [Uncategorized] UID:48945 Activity:nil 66%like:48948
1/14    All you have to do is mention Mormons and a thread gets deleted.
        It speaks so well about Mormons.
2008/1/14-18 [Uncategorized] UID:48941 Activity:nil
1/14    What's a good swimming place near Santa Clara/Sunnyvale during
        the winter to learn swimming on your own? (recreational
        swimming). A lot of public swimming pools appears to be closed
        in the winter..
        \_ ObSuburbsSuck
2008/1/11-16 [Uncategorized] UID:48936 Activity:nil
1/11    RMS is giving a talk at Santa Clara Univ. on Jan 31:
        http://preview.tinyurl.com/2t26j9 (chtlj.org)
2008/1/11-16 [Uncategorized] UID:48935 Activity:nil
1/11    Why working hard in a big corporation sucks:
        \_ Yeah man big corps are full of old farts who are just milking
           the cow 9-5. Startups r3wl!!!
        \_ If the world doesn't evolve so fast and products don't become
           obsolete so fast, #3 and #4 wouldbe easy.
2008/1/11-12 [Uncategorized] UID:48931 Activity:nil
1/10    MER to write down $15B in mostly CDO losses for 4Q07, double its
        original estimate.  MER seeking $4B from global investors.
2008/1/11-12 [Uncategorized] UID:48930 Activity:nil
1/10    BAC to buy CFC for $4B in stock swap.  Sale completed in 3Q, pending
        shareholder approval.  If approved, CFC preferred shareholders to be
        paid first.  If not approved, Ch. 11 bankruptcy and BAC to have first
        pick of CFC assets, with FHLB eating losses after shareholders.  Yay!
2008/1/11-12 [Uncategorized] UID:48929 Activity:low
1/10    Why is /var/mail mounted read-only?
        \_ The filesystem seems to be corrupted.  I don't know what
           caused it.  --mconst
        \_ anti-spam measure
2008/1/10-12 [Uncategorized] UID:48927 Activity:nil
1/10    I'm looking for a javascript library that makes it easy to load
        and parse XML files. There seem to be LOTS of choices out there.
        Any specific recomendations as to which is the best?
2008/1/10-12 [Uncategorized] UID:48920 Activity:low
1/9     Is there a reason why lofts in the city are full of divorced
        young urban professional males (at least from the people I know)?
        \_ Lofts attract assholes?
        \_ Lots of divorced women, too
        \_ Cause you got divorced, you make decent money, you don't want
           to live in Menlo Park anymore, so you move to a loft in the
           city.  Is that so hard to imagine?
           \_ Why don't you want to live in Menlo Park anymore?
              \_ When you are single, you want to be around potential
                 mates. Isn't Menlo Park full of married people?
2008/1/9-12 [Uncategorized] UID:48917 Activity:nil
1/8     Man this is the best primary EVER.
2008/1/9-12 [Uncategorized] UID:48915 Activity:nil
1/9     Bond/mtg insurers getting ass-raped
        MBI,ABK,MTG,PMI,RDN down -10 to -25% -- whoops, now recovering
2008/1/9-12 [Uncategorized] UID:48912 Activity:nil
1/8     What language is this music in? PS the girl is very cute, SFW!
        \_ Sounds German
        \_ Looks like a SUPER HOT Bavarian girl, ja?
        \_ Ok that is a smart dog. By the way it says Slovenska on the
           description, maybe it's Slovenian.
2008/1/7-11 [Uncategorized] UID:48902 Activity:low
1/7     Clearly, you're not a golfer.
        \_ Clearly you've never served.
           \_ Starship Caddyshack?
              \_ It really tied the room together.
                  \_ The Big Lebowski.
                     That's a fact jack
2008/1/5-7 [Uncategorized] UID:48894 Activity:nil
1/4     http://hongkong.edushi.com
        Kind of slow but pretty neat to look at (e-city)
2008/1/4-5 [Uncategorized] UID:48890 Activity:nil
1/4     Hmm, was that a momentary power outage or a reset of Soda? I didn't see
        any warning in my terminal...
        \_ I don't know, but I know that our lights are flickering in
           downtown SF.
2008/1/4 [Uncategorized] UID:48886 Activity:nil
1/4     Was it just me?  I wasn't able to log in in the past two days until
        now.  It kept on saying "permissin denied" after I typed my password.
        Did anyone else has this problem?
2008/1/4-7 [Uncategorized] UID:48885 Activity:nil
1/3     So, polls are pretty much useless, right?
        \_ Yup.  I've been saying that here for years and it's still true.
           They're fun.  They give people something to talk about.  They
           provide news types easy fodder for column inches and air time.
           They don't have much predictive value especially in tight races.
2008/1/3-7 [Uncategorized] UID:48879 Activity:nil
1/3     Nikkei 225 presenting with extreme value opportunities.  Buy buy buy!
        \_ By the time the shoe-shine boy gives you the hot buy tip, it is
           usually time to sell.
        \_ Are you short GOOG at 100 guy?
2007/12/31-2008/1/7 [Uncategorized] UID:48871 Activity:nil
01/01   It's 2008 somewhere.
        \_ But not here.  Not yet.
2007/12/30-2008/1/4 [Uncategorized] UID:48869 Activity:nil
12/30   You go Musharraf!!
2007/12/30-2008/6/13 [Uncategorized] UID:48868 Activity:nil 66%like:48856
12/30   is mail broken?
        \_ yes.
2007/12/30-2008/1/4 [Uncategorized] UID:48865 Activity:nil
12/29   Yay! Soda is back! Yay!
2007/12/29-2008/1/4 [Uncategorized] UID:48863 Activity:nil
12/26   Happy Holidays everyone.  Anyone get anything different or interesting
        besides the usual clothing and electronic junk?
        \_ My father-in-law got a can of roasted peanuts from his son.  I got
           nothing, per my request.
2007/12/27-28 [Uncategorized] UID:48861 Activity:nil
12/27   Yay soda is down again! Sucks.
2007/12/24-29 [Uncategorized] UID:48856 Activity:moderate 66%like:48868
12/24   Mail seems broken.  Can someone kick mead?
        \_ help us ob one with no life dans, you're our only hope.
           \_ Dude, I don't have root on soda.  And I have a life so I don't
              depend on soda mail what with it being run by undergrads who
              have better things to do with their time than run mail for a
              bunch of ungrateful alumni like you and me. -dans
2007/12/19-29 [Uncategorized] UID:48839 Activity:nil
12/19   More Spa questions:
        What's a facial?  (Not what I was thinking I think.)
        \_ In Spa context probably a treatment where they dump
           weird shit like cucumber all over your face.
        \_ Facial is when you put some very thick paste on the face, then you
           lie there for half an hour or so to wait for it to dry up a littie,
           then you lift the paste (now looking like a mask) off your face.
           This supposedly applies nutrients to the face skin as well as
           removes dirt and dead skin.  (Of course there's that other meaning
           in that other context.)
        \_ in Porn, it means something totally different, though it still
           involves stuff on someoen's face...
        What's Swedish massage vs Therpudic vs Deep Tissue?
2007/12/19-29 [Uncategorized] UID:48838 Activity:nil
12/19   How many of you put in stop losses under your stock holdings?
        How do you decide where to place the stop?
2007/12/19-29 [Uncategorized] UID:48834 Activity:nil
12/19   What is the best easy to use straightforward well maintained code
        updated on a regular basis implementation of LVS out there?
        ultramonkey has a stupid name and appears to not have been updated
        in a while.
2007/12/18-20 [Uncategorized] UID:48829 Activity:nil
12/17   dans where / when is your justin.tv talk?  I'm a big fan
        of the dansification of the motd.  Can I come to it?
        \_ February 28th at the justin.tv offices.  Schedule/details will
           likely be posted here: http://www.justin.tv/hackertv/schedule
           I'm pretty sure it's open to the public. -dans
2007/12/18-20 [Uncategorized] UID:48826 Activity:nil
12/18   Ron Paul's earmarks
        \_ Why are you posting that?
           \_ Because I heard about it.
2007/12/18-20 [Uncategorized] UID:48820 Activity:nil
12/17   http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22300698
        All heil Swami the Magnificent! We're getting there the end
        of 2007 as he predicted a few years ago!
        \_ The Great Swami underestimated the literalness of the motd
           geeks. He thought that it was obvious that he was being tongue-
           in-cheek by predicting the exact moment of the end of the
           housing downturn. Even the Swami is not that all knowing. -GS
2007/12/17-19 [Uncategorized] UID:48816 Activity:nil
12/15   I hear a lot about stealing office supplies.  What does this mean?  I
        lose pens like crazy.  A lot of them end up at home, I think.  But I
        usually just get more from the supply closet when I need them.  Does
        that count as stealing?
        \_ You dirty thief!  People like you cost your company 10's if not
           100's of dollars a year!
        \_ Isn't it pretty self-descriptive? It means when you steal
           office supplies.
           \_ I don't know, it's described in as pretty common.  (In Dilbert,
              for example.) But I can't really imagine anyone stealing a bunch
              of post-it notes.  Do you re-sell them on ebay or something?
              Throw them in the trash?  What?
              \_ You just admitted you steal pens, so maybe it's more
                 common than you think.
        \_ Generally speaking, if you're noting taking boxes or handfuls at
           a time, you're probably not the problem.
2007/12/15 [Uncategorized] UID:48809 Activity:nil
        \_ Girls Gone Wild is all nude girls, some female masturbation
           or girl-girl fun.  No guy on girl action.
2007/12/14-20 [Uncategorized] UID:48808 Activity:nil
12/14   Is there a way that I can export my facebook incoming and sent
        messages, other than copy and paste?
2007/12/14-19 [Uncategorized] UID:48801 Activity:nil
12/13   Any reccomendations for good spots on campus to get hot and heavy with
        a date ?
        \_ Roof of Campbell Hall after hours
2007/12/12-14 [Uncategorized] UID:48792 Activity:nil
12/12   w00t is Webster's word of the year:
        http://preview.tinyurl.com/39cw3z (arstechnica.com)
        \_ w00t!
2007/12/12-14 [Uncategorized] UID:48791 Activity:nil
12/12   Is there a difference between "Channukah" and "Hannukah"?
        \_ The letter C.
2007/12/11-14 [Uncategorized] UID:48783 Activity:nil
12/10   "You're going away with me all right.
         In a garbage bag."
2007/12/11-14 [Uncategorized] UID:48780 Activity:nil
12/11   Fed cuts fed funds target and discount rate by 0.25%.
        Policy statement negative.
2007/12/10-13 [Uncategorized] UID:48775 Activity:nil
12/10   Voyager 2 has reached the termination shock boundary:
        http://preview.tinyurl.com/2w2wlk (newscientist.com)
2007/12/10-14 [Uncategorized] UID:48773 Activity:nil
12/10   You go Al Gore!
        \_ Re-elect Al Gore
2007/12/9-12 [Uncategorized] UID:48771 Activity:nil
12/9    What happened to the mail spools?
        \_ They seem to be back.  No idea what happened.
2007/12/8-12 [Uncategorized] UID:48767 Activity:nil
12/8    Stockhausen est mort.
2007/12/7-12 [Uncategorized] UID:48766 Activity:nil
12/7    Video surveillance images of mall killer released
2007/12/7-10 [Uncategorized] UID:48765 Activity:nil
12/7    OpenID, Open Social, who cares? How about more important APIs,
        like OpenPussy? Collect statistics on your fetishes and serve
        porn content that is relevant to YOU. Now we're talking.
2007/12/7-12 [Uncategorized] UID:48761 Activity:nil
12/7    I don't know what this has to do with the Bonds trial, but I admire
        their pluck: it's cold out there today!
        \_ I like the redhead. Why does she look familiar to me, though?
        \_ What are you doing at the Bond's trial? Oh yeah, you work for
           the court, right? -ausman
           \_ That's right. These were actually taken by a coworker on his
              way in to work this morning. --erikred
        \_ I agree. American made meat has one of the highest concentrations
           of growth hormones and antibiotics compared to the overpriced
           lean European meats. Veggies are ok but they also have high
           pesticide concentrations (compared to European standards).
           So, it's your pick. Hormones&antibiotics (which causes a lot
           of problems unique to Americans) or pesticides.
2007/12/7-12 [Uncategorized] UID:48760 Activity:nil
12/7    I hate it when I unknowingly do vast quantities of cocaine.
        \_ Our heart goes out to you sky.
        \_ How does one unknowingly do vast quantities of coke?
           \_ After about 8 drinks you can do lots of things unknowingly --
              at least you don't remember later is that the same thing?
2007/12/6-13 [Uncategorized] UID:48757 Activity:nil
12/6    I need a replacement for Visio.  Suggestions?
        \_ OmniGraffle if you are on MacOS X
2007/12/6-12 [Uncategorized] UID:48755 Activity:nil
12/6    Is mailman the best list server software? What's your favorite?
        \_ At my last job we had an hold and well hacked majordomo install.
        \_ At my last job we had an old and well hacked majordomo install.
           I was going to move it to mailman but the conversion wasn't worth
           it.  From scratch I would've done mailman.  Without going
           commercial there isn't much out there.
2007/12/5-7 [Uncategorized] UID:48750 Activity:nil
12/4    Debra LaFave:  HOT
        \_ Yes.  But Erica Lee and Pamela Rogers Turner are hotter.
           \_ That girl has no ass. Not too into that.
              \_ Does she poop out of her mouth?
                 \_ Oh, I'm sure she has an asshole, but not an ass.
2007/12/4 [Uncategorized] UID:48741 Activity:nil
12/4    soviet army is shit now.  is was mighty juggernaut
        that could have pushed nato faggots into english channel
2007/12/2-6 [Uncategorized] UID:48730 Activity:nil
12/2    Anyone familiar with Final Cut Express? How much better is it than iMovie
        and how much "worse" is it than Final Cut Pro? Thanks.
        \_ What do you want to use it for?
                \_ Editing home movies. I feel I've outgrown iMovie, and
                   I want something more powerful, but hopefully not
                   something as difficult to use/learn as FCP. -op
                   \_ I suspect express would work great.  That's the goal
                      of the product, do more complicated editing without
                      needing professional level complexity.
           \_ Editing home movies. I feel I've outgrown iMovie, and I want
              something more powerful, but hopefully not something as difficult
              to use/learn as FCP. -op
              \_ I suspect express would work great.  That's the goal of the
                 product, do more complicated editing without needing
                 professional level complexity.
2007/11/30-12/3 [Uncategorized] UID:48725 Activity:kinda low
*/*     Purged from here down to save a certain motd poster from further
        embarassing himself.
        \_ Really, when has a purge for these reasons every been effective?
           \_ It wasn't restored so I'd say this one worked.  At least the
              person wasn't dumb enough to restore their own rants or whine
              that they weren't embarassing.  That's a plus.
2007/11/30-12/3 [Uncategorized] UID:48720 Activity:nil
11/30   I guess Heaven needed a daredevil.  RIP Evel Knievel
2007/11/30-12/3 [Uncategorized] UID:48717 Activity:nil
11/29   Are those coal miners still trapped?
        \_ No, I imagine their spirits escaped quite a while ago.
        \_ which ones?   There's been numerous coal mining accidents in the
           last few months.
2007/11/29-12/4 [Uncategorized] UID:48710 Activity:nil
11/29   what happened to A-Rod?  What's the latest?
2007/11/28 [Uncategorized] UID:48705 Activity:nil 72%like:48687
11/24   Crystal meth review: Meh.  Far Cry was better.
        \_ World in Conflict though is really good if you ignore the first
           \_ Completely different genre.  Not intersted, but thanks.
              \_ you tried Portal or CoD4 yet?
                 \_ Portal rocks.  Haven't tried CoD4.
2007/11/28 [Uncategorized] UID:48704 Activity:nil
11/28   worst url ever
2007/11/28 [Uncategorized] UID:48703 Activity:nil
11/28   my most prominent features are is my crimson streaked mane and my
        heavy, perky, natural, uncontrollable bazooms that are
        impossible to conceal.
2007/11/27-30 [Uncategorized] UID:48698 Activity:nil 61%like:48697
11/27   I don't get it.  Why are the bond insurers down 3-8% when banks/brokers
        (except C) are up 2-5%?
        \_ Read _A_Random_Walk_Down_Wall_Street_
2007/11/27 [Uncategorized] UID:48697 Activity:nil 61%like:48698
11/26   I don't get it.  Why are the bond insurers down 3-5% when banks
        (except C) are up 3-5%?
2007/11/24-29 [Uncategorized] UID:48687 Activity:nil 72%like:48705
11/24   Crysis review: Meh.  Far Cry was better.
        \_ World in Conflict though is really good if you ignore the first
           \_ Completely different genre.  Not intersted, but thanks.
              \_ you tried Portal or CoD4 yet?
                 \_ Portal rocks.  Haven't tried CoD4.
2007/11/21-27 [Uncategorized] UID:48679 Activity:nil
11/21   Natalee Holloway suspects arrested again.  All your news coverage
        are belong to BLONDE GIRL DEATH!
        \_ huh? what? What's with the all caps?
2007/11/21 [Uncategorized] UID:48676 Activity:nil
11/21   Support the American Progress. Manifest Destiny!
2007/11/19-21 [Uncategorized] UID:48665 Activity:nil 80%like:48661
11/19   Nikkei 225 knifes through 15,000 floor
        \_ nevermind -op
2007/11/19-21 [Uncategorized] UID:48664 Activity:moderate
        \_ Classy
        \_ Out of curiosity, is this your personal item, or the key for
           some company you really hate?
           \_ obGoogle
2007/11/19-20 [Uncategorized] UID:48663 Activity:high
11/19   I deleted all of my porn again.  Stay strong, brothers!
        - motd boob guy
        \_ dammit, found my BACKUP of my porn.
2007/11/19 [Uncategorized] UID:48661 Activity:nil 80%like:48665
11/19   Nikkei 225 knives through 15,000 floor
2007/11/18 [Uncategorized] UID:48653 Activity:nil 72%like:48652
11/17   Wow, tom is exceeding my expectations ... at losing
2007/11/17 [Uncategorized] UID:48650 Activity:nil
11/17   Can someone please summarize his/her interpretation of the latest
        dans vs. tom debate? I'm curious what it is all about, but too
        lazy to read every single line they wrote. Thanks.
        \_ It isn't important.  Move along, move along.  Nothing to see here.
2007/11/17 [Uncategorized] UID:48649 Activity:high
11/16   tom, no one cares.
        \_ uh, what?  -tom
2007/11/16-17 [Uncategorized] UID:48648 Activity:nil
11/16   dans, no one cares.
2007/11/16-17 [Uncategorized] UID:48647 Activity:nil
11/16   "[Hillary] continues to defend a system that does not work, that is
         broken, that is rigged and is corrupt; corrupted against the
         interest of most Americans and corrupted for a very small, very
         powerful, very well-financed group." -Edwards last night
         \_ Which one is he talking about?
2007/11/15-17 [Uncategorized] UID:48644 Activity:low
11/15   every single episode of the daily show with john stewart
        is online now.  how can i ever get bored?
        \_ http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=108395&title=prince-charles-scandal
        \_ http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=108395
2007/11/14-17 [Uncategorized] UID:48639 Activity:nil
11/14   [+80col URL deleted. Use shortener.]
        GOOG >>> MSFT
        \_ idiot.  I'd rather have a long url than no url.  -!op
2007/11/13-14 [Uncategorized] UID:48632 Activity:nil 80%like:48621
11/12   Do the Barbi Twins still have enormous breast implants?
        \_ I once read an article saying that if the Barbie is scaled to real-
           life height, its (her) measurements would be 38-13-34.
           \_ Wrong 'barbie'
              \_ http://images.google.com gives me the same pics for "Barbi Twins"
                 and "Barbie Twins".
                 \_ not at home, can't check your data.
2007/11/13-17 [Uncategorized] UID:48627 Activity:nil
11/13   Can I have a hospital room without monkeys?
        \_ One monkey is useless. Lots of monkeys... FEAR.
           It's a good thing cats don't cooperate. Otherwise, mankind
           would be doomed already.
           \_ Fluffy's Master Plan For World Domination!
2007/11/12-16 [Uncategorized] UID:48622 Activity:moderate
11/12   Poll: Would you rather work with dans or tom, if neither is not
        an option?
        \_ dans is a young idiot, tom is a stable idiot. I'll pick
           stability any time.
        \_ Tom: .
           \_ I've held conversations with both.  Dans is way more full
              of himself than Tom by at least 10x.
              \_ Justifiably so.  Tom is more risk averse than I am. -dans
                \_ he's a BB and your a DD twink?
                   \_ Only a twink prodigy would come up with twink points.
        \_ I resent not being a part of this poll. -- ilyas
           \_ libertarians work best when they're alone... in a cabin in
              Montana, with a manual typewriter, and wires, and timers, ...
              \_ How many libertarians like that do you actually know?
        \_ Either one much more than with you.
2007/11/12-13 [Uncategorized] UID:48621 Activity:nil 80%like:48632
11/12   Do the Barbie Twins still have enormous breast implants?
        \_ I once read an article saying that if the Barbie is scaled to real-
           life height, its (her) measurements would be 38-13-34.
2007/11/12-16 [Uncategorized] UID:48618 Activity:nil
11/12   Compost indoor made easy!
2007/11/12-16 [Uncategorized] UID:48617 Activity:nil
11/12   wow inane night on the motd
        \_ Not getting laid, too much excess energy...
2007/11/12-16 [Uncategorized] UID:48613 Activity:nil
11/12   Happy Veteran's Day! Lots of goodies on the History Channel. When
        you get a chance make sure to read about Siegfriedstellung, a
        defensive forts and tank defenses built by the fatherland.  -0 sex
        \_ Veterans Day was yesterday.
2007/11/12-16 [Uncategorized] UID:48612 Activity:nil
11/12   Google stock at 630. Bahahahahahahaha      -already dumped at 730
        \_ You dumped at 730? What a schmuck, I sold at 747.24.
2007/11/10-12 [Uncategorized] UID:48600 Activity:nil
11/10   R.I.P. Norman Mailer
2007/11/9-14 [Uncategorized] UID:48593 Activity:nil
11/9    Mommy, why does the USD/Japanese Yen exchange rate match up exactly
        with the DJIA average?
        http://tinyurl.com/23t5a8 (yahoo.com)
        \_ Ignore the man behind the curtain.
2007/11/9-12 [Uncategorized] UID:48588 Activity:nil
11/9    How do I install font-16 on the nx server?
        \_ set font path
2007/11/8 [Uncategorized] UID:48585 Activity:nil
11/8    Dexter sure gets laid a lot
2007/11/8-9 [Uncategorized] UID:48583 Activity:kinda low
11/8    Jackie Johnson... nice tits, nice round butts.
        \_ I love her and want to marry her.
2007/11/8-12 [Uncategorized] UID:48582 Activity:nil
11/8    all forms of intimacy i see on the street between couples make
        me incredibly bitter.
        \_ even doggies screwing and cats screaming at night?
        \_ It makes me nauseous and always has. I don't like PDA and I
           don't participate in it.
           \_ You won't hold hands in public?  Kiss on the cheek?
              \_ Holding hands is okay, but that's it.
                 \_ How about civil conversation?
           \_ If you don't like PDA, get a SmartPhone.
2007/11/8-11 [Uncategorized] UID:48580 Activity:kinda low
11/8    The voices are back.  Excellent!
        \_ In your head?
           \_ Drifting just outside.
2007/11/7-9 [Uncategorized] UID:48566 Activity:nil
11/7    Some actors were very handsome when they were young, but looks
        like crap when they get older, such as William Shatner, Roger
        Moore. Others look more charming when they get older, such as
        Patrick Stewart, Sean Connery. Is this genetic? Or does it
        depend on their "lavish" lifestyle when they were young?
        Having sex with too many woman drained their mojo?
        \_ gay++
2007/11/7-9 [Uncategorized] UID:48565 Activity:nil
11/7    I'm betting G will go down to 700 again before reaching 800.
        What are you guys betting?              -Bought G at around 450
        \_ Up Up up! The sky's the limit!  G will own us all!
2007/11/6-9 [Uncategorized] UID:48561 Activity:nil
11/6    All right I'm in the living room of hot 22 year old!  and
        checking my email!  Give me advice please.
        \_ we can't proceeed unless you post a link to a picture of her
        \_ Simple, bang her hard until she screams mercy, then bang
           her even harder until she passes out. When she wakes up,
           she will be yours and you can bang her any time you wanted.
        \_ if you're in the living room of 'hot 22 year old' and you're
           checking your mail, you've already lost.  better luck next time.
           \_ that's why i asked for pics... pics or she's not hot.
              \_ he's checking his email. dooooooomed!  doesn't matter what
                 she looks like.
2007/11/6-7 [Uncategorized] UID:48560 Activity:moderate
11/6    http://www.bearchive.com/~BAGallery/images/index_19.jpg
        Dollar index, wtf happened at 9pm Eastern?
        \_ Market opening in Dubai.
2007/11/6-9 [Uncategorized] UID:48559 Activity:nil
11/6    I hate you when you're pregnant
        \_ Congratulations Daddy!
2007/11/5 [Uncategorized] UID:48554 Activity:nil
11/5    so you took out my penis spam, but you left in butter face,
        you took out giant dump, and even took out angry republican.
        thanks for the boring motd.  fuck you
2007/11/5-8 [Uncategorized] UID:48549 Activity:nil
11/5    why can't everyone be like this guy
2007/11/5-8 [Uncategorized] UID:48548 Activity:nil
11/5    King Tut is back.
2007/11/5 [Uncategorized] UID:48547 Activity:nil
11/5    motd not getting laid guy here.  day #something stupid of not getting
        laid.  so the hot 22 year old i met a few weeks ago has forwarded
        me some spam email she got.  I will paste the text here:
        >At last you've got a lass that's hot
        >You wanna hump her moistened twat.
        >She looks so sizzling, she's so nice!
        >But would your penile size suffice?
        >Not sure she will yearn for more?
        >You need a dic'k she would adore!
        >But how to grow it long and thick?
        >Your only hope is MegaDik!
        >You'll get so wanted super-size
        >And see wild craving in her eyes!
        >Your shaft will stuff her box so deep,
        >Tonight you'll hardly fall asleep!
        What should I do?
        \_ Dump your girlfriend and screw the hottie.  In that order.
           Have some balls instead of being a dick.
2007/11/5 [Uncategorized] UID:48545 Activity:nil
11/5    sorry i wrote over your change - motd fuming Republican guy
2007/11/5-8 [Uncategorized] UID:48540 Activity:nil
11/5    what good is facebook except for stalking hot chicks?
        \_ Keeping in touch with your friends, some of whom might be
           hot chicks.
        \_ Sounds like a fine use.
        \_ that's enough of a reason for it to exist right there!
2007/11/4-8 [Uncategorized] UID:48533 Activity:nil
11/3    Does anyone know of a good place in the south bay to drop of
        lots (~ 100) of VHS tapes for recycling? tia.
        \_ The mud flats?
2007/11/2-4 [Uncategorized] UID:48527 Activity:nil
11/2    Idle stuff chopped and for kicks grammard and spellingd.  Feel
        free to call me names for it again.
        \_ I'm still eating wheat gluten, getting laid, shorting google
           and watching Hitler's Henchmen
2007/11/2 [Uncategorized] UID:48525 Activity:nil
11/2    quit basterbating my gf's pics or i'm going to beat off at work
        myself and go shake my boss' hand!
        \_ URL?
2007/11/2 [Uncategorized] UID:48524 Activity:nil
11/2    "Berkeley neighbors to wear tin foil to protest cell phone
        \_ URL?
2007/11/1-2 [Uncategorized] UID:48512 Activity:nil
11/1    hey motd not getting laid guy, it must be day 500 or something.
        have you succeeded?
2007/11/1-4 [Uncategorized] UID:48511 Activity:low
11/1    ABK, MBI, MTG, PMI, bond and mortgage insurers, off 11-20% today
        (down 50-75% off 52-week highs).  Buy buy buy!  (and Bomb Iran!)
        Good thing many fund managers get their bonuses based on quarterly
        results that ended on Oct 31!
        \_ Nice 7-bagger on my puts, thanks
        \_ My puts are a 7 banger now!
           \_ Next time you buy some puts, tell the motd so we can all share.
              \_ Try http://www.cakefinancial.com
2007/11/1-2 [Uncategorized] UID:48506 Activity:nil
10/31   http://financialpetition.org
        Petition against mortgage bailouts and SIV off-balance-sheet entities
2007/10/31-11/2 [Uncategorized] UID:48504 Activity:nil
10/31   Is there a way to use NX through SSH?
        \_ Yes.
2007/10/31-11/2 [Uncategorized] UID:48500 Activity:nil
10/31   Is there an equivalent of "p4 blame" in svn?
        \_ You mean like "svn blame"?
         \_ AKA svn praise or svn annotate
         \_ Cool THANKS. I don't know why I didn't try that. How do I
            access the revision number to the left?
        \_ What version of Perforce is that?  My Perforce doesn't have this
        \_ What version of Perforce is that?  My Perforce (2004.2) doesn't
           have this command.
           \_ Mine doesn't either. I am running 2006.2.
2007/10/30-11/2 [Uncategorized] UID:48489 Activity:nil
10/30   my original wheat gluten post was not a troll, assholes
        - motd wheat gluten guy
2007/10/30-11/1 [Uncategorized] UID:48486 Activity:nil
10/30   I declare Halloween NON TROLL DAY.  Who is with me?
        \_ I'm dressing up as a poodle to get gluten and dairy-infested
           candy at overpriced mega-homes owned by SUV-driving GOOG investors.
           \_ how about riding bike and linux?
              \_ On Halloween, LINUX tom rides YOU!
           \_ Tom should go as the Headless Biker.
2007/10/30-11/2 [Uncategorized] UID:48485 Activity:nil
10/29   What are you going to be for Halloween:
        G-d: .
        \_ FSM: .
        Black Muslim: .
        \_ Photog: .
2007/10/29-11/1 [Uncategorized] UID:48472 Activity:nil
10/29   We totally need to do this for an alumni event:
        http://csua.org/u/juw (SFGate, QT vid)
        Cardboard tube fight!
2007/10/29-11/1 [Uncategorized] UID:48467 Activity:nil
10/29   The trolls write themselves, really.
2007/10/26-29 [Uncategorized] UID:48459 Activity:nil
10/26   http://www.markit.com/information/products/abx.html
        Indexes of mortgage backed securities (from AAA to A) continue to take
        huge dump
2007/10/26-29 [Uncategorized] UID:48454 Activity:nil
10/26   Video from Yahoo! - Saber-Rattling?
2007/10/26-29 [Uncategorized] UID:48453 Activity:nil
10/26   Mommy, the dollar is falling!
2007/10/25-26 [Uncategorized] UID:48444 Activity:nil
10/25   How about some Ted Rall bait?  Classicly vile!
        \_ Typical: he asserts that the decision to pull out is dumb, but he
           doesn't back up his assertion.
           \_ uh... i think you're missing the point
              \_ Hahahaha, googling for Ted Rall returns this gem from MM:
                 "Ted Rall, you see, is a very useful idiot. Whereas most on
                  the Left attempt to conceal their liberal racism in the
                  drapery of .diversity...."
                 Anyone who pisses off MM is golden in my book.
        \_ It's Ted Rall.  I didn't know anyone still read his junk.
           \_ Hmmm, maybe you're right.  It could be his whole target
              demographic has become right-wingers who want to be trolled.
2007/10/24-25 [Uncategorized] UID:48428 Activity:kinda low
10/24   really fucking glad I don't live in LA.
        \_ LA is so big - it is not like it is impacting the denser
           population portion of L.A.
           \_ Who says he was talking about the fires? -- ilyas
2007/10/23-25 [Uncategorized] UID:48424 Activity:nil
10/22   EriK which Roomba generation do you have? 1st and 2nd needed to be
        told the room size. I'm curious so I don't end up buying the wrong
        one (the one you have). Thanks.
2007/10/22-24 [Uncategorized] UID:48411 Activity:nil
10/22   motd not getting laid guy #4 here.  No one answered my
        what does "I'm seeing some guy in Portland" means.  I really
        need to know ASAP.  ok tnx.
        \_ It means you lose.
2007/10/22-24 [Uncategorized] UID:48407 Activity:nil 75%like:48405
10/21   In the "is it The Onion or is it Real" category:
        \_ What a lying headline. The monkeys didn't kill him, him
           falling off the terrace killed him.
           \- You may wish to discuss that with Donald Davidson if
              you end up whereever he did.
2007/10/21-22 [Uncategorized] UID:48405 Activity:high 75%like:48407
10/21   In the "is it The Ongion or is it Real" category:
        \_ What a lying headline. The monkeys didn't kill him, him
           falling off the terrace killed him.
           \- You may wish to discuss that with Donald Davidson if
              you end up whereever he did.
2007/10/20-24 [Uncategorized] UID:48400 Activity:nil
10/20   they're pretty big, but damn this show is stupid
        \_ now they're streaming video from her eyeball 24 hours a day.
           too bad she doesn't stare at her chest very much in the show.
2007/10/20-21 [Uncategorized] UID:48396 Activity:high 76%like:48404
10/19   People say "jelery" and "re-lator" instead of
        jewelry and realtor. Are these proper pronunciations?
        \_ I don't think so.
           \_ Racist!
        \_ I have never heard anyone sal jelery.  Re-lator is because
        \_ I have never heard anyone say jelery.  Re-lator is because
           Realtor (tm!) is a stupid fucking made up word that would never
           be an english word if someone hadn't made it up.  The l to t
           transision is just fucked up.
        \_ Thats totally NUKULAR!
2007/10/19 [Uncategorized] UID:48393 Activity:nil Entry has been invalidated. Access denied.
2007/10/19 [Uncategorized] UID:48386 Activity:very high
10/19   Mommy, why is the DJIA taking a dump
        \_ Bushonomics.
        \_ Reaganomics.
2007/10/19-24 [Uncategorized] UID:48385 Activity:low
10/19   all 1300 episodes of the daily show are online now at the comedy
        central website, according to the paper.
           \_ When would you want to smell this pussy?
        \_ Why would you want to watch this german shepherd?
           \_ When would you want to smell this pussy?
2007/10/18-24 [Uncategorized] UID:48375 Activity:nil
10/18   http://www.markit.com/information/products/abx.html
        Mortgage-backed securities (all ratings) renew plunge
        \_ Bushonomics.
        \_ free market part deux!
2007/10/18-24 [Uncategorized] UID:48374 Activity:low
10/18   all right. bionic woman loaded. we'll see how large those
        things are.
        \_ You are such a loser it kind of boggles the mind.
        \_ Bigger than a german shepherd!
2007/10/18-19 [Uncategorized] UID:48367 Activity:nil
10/18   The very versatile Burka!
2007/10/18-19 [Uncategorized] UID:48366 Activity:nil 75%like:48360
10/18   are most Jewish girls this enourmous?
        \_ ^Jewish^fat.  Yes.
           \_ The word is "zaftig."
2007/10/18 [Uncategorized] UID:48360 Activity:nil 75%like:48366
10/18   are most Jewish girls this enormos?
2007/10/18-19 [Uncategorized] UID:48359 Activity:nil
10/17   hey fellow not getting laid guys, Ubuntu updated today!
        \_ I'm getting 500k on my Gutsy torrent download. Hottttt.
2007/10/17-19 [Uncategorized] UID:48355 Activity:nil
10/17   it would be cool if magazines sold editions without
        the 100 perfume cologne packets.  yuck.
        \_ I never have perfume packets in my issues of The Economist.
           \_ You must have the low cost cheap ass subscription then.  The
              last one came with Whif De Greenspan in mine.
2007/10/17-18 [Uncategorized] UID:48353 Activity:nil
10/17   motd not getting laid guy #4 here.  I recommend my brethren
        download House, Dexter, The Wire, and The Bionic Woman.
        \_ They don't help with intellectual nourishment.
2007/10/17-19 [Uncategorized] UID:48351 Activity:nil
10/17   http://valleywag.com/photogallery/redditpartyoctober2007/2863504
        Frank Chu!
2007/10/17-19 [Uncategorized] UID:48349 Activity:nil
tfrf55ftttttttttdedtrr43fgtr2qwwrrrrrrrrrrewww10/17     For the guy who wanted t\
o sue the cops for shutting down his aprtment
        for a shooting; I present to you another option:
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