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2004/5/12-13 [Uncategorized] UID:30199 Activity:kinda low
5/12    I'm trying to make a line graph in the open office spreadsheet
        (Calc), and I can't get the X axis labels formatted the
        way I want.  I would like them to be at even numbers, by
        thousands, regaurdless of my data points. Does anyone know how to
        do this?
        \_ Use a MS product.
           \_ Not an option.  (besides, aside from this one problem, I'm
              very happy with Calc)
2004/5/12 [Uncategorized] UID:30187 Activity:nil
5/12    Prozac does a body good! Make sure to take your daily allowance
        today aaron, mkay??
2004/5/12 [Uncategorized] UID:30176 Activity:nil
5/11    This is the best article I've read in a long time, and it's very
        positive too.  It's about Taguba:
        http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A18916-2004May11.html
2004/5/11 [Uncategorized] UID:30161 Activity:high
5/11    Partha, I like Bengalis, they seem to be quite educated and clean
        and have manners. But I have a lot of problems with Southern Indians.
        We have a bunch of Southernersss and they're 1) loud 2) smell badly
        3) they seem very righteous and insist they're always right and that
        you're wrong 4) they tend to be quite rude and interrupt me when I
        speak and seem to have very little manners. Is this common among
        Southerners and why?
        \_ Partha is a southy.
           \- Your brain has been classified as: small.
        \- Bengalis have the reputation as the Righteous/Arguing Kings.
           Southerners are often quiet and polite. As for the rest, maybe it
           is the Coconut oil, or your small sample size. --psb
           \_ This is consistent with my limited experience. The most polite
              member of my lab in Seattle was from Hyderabad, for example. I
              don't know if Hyderabad is considered "South", though he refered
              to it as such. -- ulysses
        \_ I don't know, but I think Tamil tigresses are the most beautiful,
           not like ugly northern Indian girls.
2004/5/11 [Uncategorized] UID:30152 Activity:nil
5/10    Everyday here is death to politics day.  Don't bother.  Mehlhaff and
        kchang aren't the only archive sources.  restored as usual.
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2004/5/10-11 [Uncategorized] UID:30138 Activity:moderate
5/10    LED ZEPPELIN IS SATANIC!
        http://www2.memlane.com/jmilner/stairwaybackwards.htm
        \_ But there's still time to change the road you're on.
2004/5/10-11 [Uncategorized] UID:30129 Activity:nil
5/10    They replaced the two-tiered admission process?
        http://www.laprensa-sandiego.org/archieve/november21/ENTRANCE.HTM
2004/5/10 [Uncategorized] UID:30124 Activity:nil
5/9     Infinity in your web browser: http://zongrila.net/swirl.htm
2004/5/9-10 [Uncategorized] UID:30121 Activity:nil
5/9     http://www.movie-list.net/exclusive/shaun-of-the-dead.mov
        Zombies rule.
        \_ Brilliant.  Can't wait for the US release.
2004/5/9-10 [Uncategorized] UID:30120 Activity:nil
5/9     RIP Alan King.
        \- Thom Gunn -> dead. --psb
2004/5/9 [Uncategorized] UID:30112 Activity:nil
5/9     I HAVE CRUSHED ALL MY OPPONENTS ON THE MOTD!  I HAVE THE POWAH!  MY
        PENIS IS THE GREATEST!  YEAAAAAARGHHHH!!!!
2004/5/9 [Uncategorized] UID:30111 Activity:high
5/9     Buddies turn in Sasser worm creator.  Inquire whether they can receive
        $250K Microsoft reward.  Yay!
        \_ so... i'll write a worm... you be my friend, we split 50/50
           \_ ok, cool... and you'll do the jail time, right?
2004/5/8-10 [Uncategorized] UID:30109 Activity:moderate
5/8     I'm traveling to Dublin next week. Other than Newgrange, any
        recommendations on things to see within a few hrs drive or
        train ride from the city? tia.
        \_ Dublin, Ireland or Dublin, CA?
           \_ Ireland.
              \_ Sasanach ithean cac!
        \_ Anyone seen Seano around lately?  -John
        \_ Take a train to Cork in South Ireland. It's beautiful. (3hr train
           ride)
2004/5/8-10 [Uncategorized] UID:30103 Activity:kinda low
5/8     Has anyone seen "Supersize Me"? Is it worth seeing?
        \_ No. You'll get sick.
        \_ Don't know, but I did see Van Helsing and it was a great ride.
           Just remember that the entire thing is a tongue-in-cheek homage
           to the classic horror films, and you won't be disappointed.
           \_ You sound like one of those mysterious movie critics from
              WBAI in Chicago, or whatever, that are always quoted on
              the posters for complete turkeys: "A fabulous rollercoaster
              ride!  I loved it!" or "An amazing journey into a new world!"
              \_ Well, it _was_ a rollercoaster of a ride, and I didn't
                 want to bother with spoilers, so what should I have said?
                 \_ Just don't quit your day job, is all I'm saying.
2004/5/8-9 [Uncategorized] UID:30101 Activity:moderate
5/8     WHO censored my April never ended post? ARGH!!!!
        \_ you should it wasn't the CDC?
        \_ you sure it wasn't the CDC?
2004/5/7 [Uncategorized] UID:30095 Activity:nil
5/7     To colorize your ls output on soda, set the LSCOLORS env var, ie:
        setenv LSCOLORS=BxDxFxdxCxdxdxBxBxBxBx
        then set terminal to xterm-color/linux
        finally alias ls 'ls -CFG'
2004/5/7 [Uncategorized] UID:30092 Activity:nil
5/8     ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT! (NSFW)
        http://i22.ebayimg.com/03/i/01/a9/e5/cf_1_b.JPG
2004/5/7 [Uncategorized] UID:30088 Activity:high 50%like:11896
5/7     McGriddles?  Yay or nay?
        \_ Bring back the McDLT!
           \_ Big yay.  Very big.
           \_ Keep the hot side hot and the cool side cool!
           \_ Where's the Ribwich?
              \_ Look!  I don't mind the taste!
              \_ Uhmm, the animal they made that out of is extinct.
              \_ the McRib? I love how those are formed to look like
                 they have the rib bone intact.  wft is that all about?
2004/5/7 [Uncategorized] UID:30087 Activity:high
5/7     "I've said today that there are a lot more photographs and videos that
        exist. If these are released to the public, obviously it's going to
        make matters worse. That's just a fact. ... I mean I looked at them
        last night and they're hard to believe." -Rummy
        \_ okay, i don't know the context of this quote, but what is he
           saying, "fire me now?" or "it's not my fault?"
           \_ I listened to the whole testimony.  I think what he's saying
              is "I/we fucked up.  This is really bad, and could get worse.
              I'm sorry.  There will probably be another series of massive
              media bombshells over the next few months, so be prepared. "
           \_ I think he's saying "I'll resign when I think I need to."
2004/5/7 [Uncategorized] UID:30086 Activity:nil 66%like:32218
5/7     This Poll will be deleted in:
        \_ less than 2 hours
        \_ more than 2 hours
        \_ when ______________ gets to it.
2004/5/7 [Uncategorized] UID:30085 Activity:nil
5/6     Long range missile downed in test by anti-missile laser:
        http://tinyurl.com/ypq3m (news.myway.com)
2004/5/7 [Uncategorized] UID:30081 Activity:high
5/7     HL2 WinHEC demo (crazy!):
        link:tinyurl.com/25bm5 (ntlworld.com)
        \_ That footage is pretty old
2004/5/6 [Uncategorized] UID:30066 Activity:high
5/6     Nice lefty work erasing the Jim Angle and criticism of FAIR.
        \_ Who deleted the FAIR link in the first place, hypocrite?
2004/5/6 [Uncategorized] UID:30051 Activity:very high
5/6     Survey: so how many people on soda have gmail accounts now?
        \_ i do (but dont use it)
        \_ I do.  Use it a little, considering using it more.
        \_ i do, but don't plan to use it. It's just a matter of time before
           spammers get the address and start trashing it with well written
           spams that easily bypass the latest and greatest anti-spam
           technology.
        \_ i do.  started sending all my daily/weekly news to it and
           it's worked quite well.
        \_ i do
        \_ I do, I use it for mailing list mail
2004/5/6 [Uncategorized] UID:30046 Activity:nil
5/6     I'm getting spam at op@cal.berkeley.edu. I've never given the addr
        to anyone. What's going on?
        \_ spammers "guess" at addresses.  If they have op@anythingelse in
           their database, they'll try it at all their major mail servers. -tom
2004/5/6 [Uncategorized] UID:30045 Activity:very high
5/6     You people who keep posting the same old political bullshit, nobody
        on either the right or the left really gives a flaming fuck about
        your opinion or your regurgitation of what's going on in the world.
        \_ Go Beah!
        \_ Why do you hate America?
           \_ Because I can! WooHoo!
        \_ "You people"?  Take your racist crap to yermom.  She might care.
        \_ In all honesty, I truly believe that posting the same old
           political bullshit will destabalize the middle east for years
           to come.
2004/5/5 [Uncategorized] UID:30026 Activity:nil
5/5     I've noticed a decrease in http://csua.org and http://tinyurl.com usage. There
        used to be a lot more, now I hardly ever see them. What's going on?
        \_ Decreased usage of http://csua.org will destabilize the Middle East for
           years to come!
2004/5/5 [Uncategorized] UID:30021 Activity:moderate
5/5     Dancing spiderman (worksafe, with sound)
        http://starterupsteve.servepics.com/swf/gayspiderman.html
        \_ only maybe worksafe, depends on the place.
           \_ I can't imagine where you work that watching a fully dressed
              pixilated spiderman dance like a faq for 30 seconds could be
              considered unsafe.
              \_ Well, I think the theme "spiderman made you gay" can be
                 considered offensive and may be enough for a lawsuit aginst
                 the company.
2004/5/5 [Uncategorized] UID:30019 Activity:very high
5/5     Okay, you princes of the web, you queens of research, clue me in.
        Where does this thing come from?
        http://caustic.org/~jan/mov/school.mov (work-safe, requires sound)
        \_ I don't get it.
        \_ No, I don't know where it comes from, but it's hilarious.
           Thanks for making my day.
           \_ Anytime. :)
2004/5/4 [Uncategorized] UID:29986 Activity:kinda low
5/4     PacMan irl: http://www.pacmanhattan.com
2004/5/4 [Uncategorized] UID:29981 Activity:nil
5/4     Matrix Director's "Cut":
        http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/0430sexchange.html
2004/5/3-4 [Uncategorized] UID:29978 Activity:high
5/3     Medal of Honor, Vietnam, yay or nay?                    -BF1942 fan
2004/5/3 [Uncategorized] UID:29977 Activity:nil
5/3     Did anyone here read Junior Great Books as a kid in elemntary
        school? I've found a bit of stuff about it on the web, but I
        remember reading this one story about a kid who was trying to
        be perfect and ended up just drinking tea and doing nothing
        all day. or something like that. Anyone have any idea what
        I'm talking about?                      - rory
        \_ Yes! I don't know what Junior Great really is, but I do
           know that book specifically. It was called Be A Perfect
           Person In 3 Days, and the kid did stuff like sitting around
           in a dark room for an entire day and sip tea, or eat broccoli,
           or respond to people's questions with weird responses. Good
           book.
           \_ I think it was a longer period (3 weeks) and he had to wear
              the broccoli around his neck.  Also, the book was smarter
              than the kid, and when he tried to sneak a peek at the last
              page, it warned him that he had to follow the rules to a T.
           \_ ah. cool, thanks... that's it. I loved this book as a
              kid. I dont think its actually associated w/ JGB though.
              I must've gotten confused.
2004/5/3-4 [Uncategorized] UID:29974 Activity:high
5/3     I can't get any girls. What should I do? Switch team?
        \_ Please to tell them you are number A1 super stud!
        \_ Take $200 and go down to O'Farell's.
        \_ No, but if you TELL them you've switched teams (and dress to
           match) they'll be all over you.
        \_ Please to tell them you are number A1 super stud!
        \_ Take $200 and go down to O'Farell's.
        \_ No, but if you TELL them you've switched teams (and dress to
           match) they'll be all over you.
2004/5/3-4 [Uncategorized] UID:29971 Activity:nil
5/3     http://ascii.hotornot.com
2004/5/3-4 [Uncategorized] UID:29967 Activity:high
5/3     Dear h0zers, do you hate Tom Holub and his twink point system? Here
        is your chance to get even. Happy Suite (est. 1998) is now back.
        http://compilers.cs.ucla.edu/~kchang/happy                 -kchang
        \_ when did you get unsquished?
        \_ I bet you just earned yourself another twink point.
        \_ It's just Tom.  Who gives a damn what he says?  He couldn't even
           manage to get a 4 year degree.  He just has a giant self esteem
           issue so he acts out.  Ignore him.
           \_ so what's your self-esteem issue?
        \_ I'm not giving happy faces to twinks who use Windows XP.
           \_ The screenshots seem to pre-date XP.
2004/5/3-4 [Uncategorized] UID:29953 Activity:insanely high
5/3     To whomever was asking about utilizing Word for long manuscripts,
           \_ humane, compare with stucking broom stick and chemical lights
              right in those prisoner's ass, rape and electrical shocks
              routinely used by the US Army Intelligence unit.  (go read
              New Yorker yourself when you got a chance).
              \_ this is amusingly nonsequiter.  motdedit is lame.
        please realise that since at least Word 2000 there has been the
        option to utilize subdocuments and combine them together into one
        large document. Word is quite capable of handling complex document
        structures and pagination and TOCing and indexing if you just learn
        how. I would suggest that you or your mother invest in a good book
        on advanced MS Word functionality. --williamc
        \_ it's my friend's mom, but this is great advice. thanks. i'll make
           my friend figure out the details
2004/5/2-4 [Uncategorized] UID:29952 Activity:insanely high
5/2     http://www.nytimes.com/2004/05/03/science/03RESE.html?pagewanted=1&hp
        US is Losing its Dominance in the Sciences
        \_ what a typically crappy article.
                \_ so now NYT articles are crappy?
        \_ Too bad we can't lose our edge in thinly veiled leftist
           media.
2004/5/2 [Uncategorized] UID:29945 Activity:kinda low
5/1    Don't hose the motd or get sorried.
        \_ What the heck kind of threat is that!?  @_@
2004/5/2 [Uncategorized] UID:29942 Activity:kinda low
5/1    Ikea's tribute to Objectivist Philosophy:
       http://tinyurl.com/2xtf4
       \_ is that really what that is, or is there some other explanation for
          the name?  do any sweedish speakers here want to comment?
2004/5/2 [Uncategorized] UID:29941 Activity:nil
5/1     link:csua.org/u/75e
        \_ what is it about good looking men who are gay? and has psb come
           out yet?
2004/5/1 [Uncategorized] UID:23407 Activity:high
5/1     Any recommendations on good outdoor backpacks, which are
        small enough to be carry-on on an airline?
        \- TNF Double Take (large). i dont know if this is an issue for
           you, but you may want a lockable pack. this one is. --psb
           \-link:csua.org/u/75e
2004/4/30-5/1 [Uncategorized] UID:13511 Activity:high
4/30    "Americans claim that they respect freedom and democracy but only
        in their country." - Ahmad Taher, 24, a student at Baghdad's
        Mustansiriyah University.
        \_ He's wrong -- send him a copy of the Patriot Act
           \- can someone explain to me why john walker lindh is not at the
              guantanamo holding facility? --psb
        \_ The U.S. has never been a democracy.
           \_ WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA?
                \_ America has always been a representative republic not
                   a democracy (as Athens was supposed to be).
        \_ Students are so cute.
2004/4/30-5/1 [Uncategorized] UID:13505 Activity:high
4/30    It is nice outside.  What are you doing in front of your computer?
        \_ Shut up, Paolo.
        \_ trolling on the motd!
           \_ are you a Dwarf?  (vs Elf or Human)
              \_ Shut up, Paolo.
        \_ Working.  Just got back from lunch outside.
           \_ Your text here demonstrates you are (were) not working, ipso
              facto, but hey.
              \_ Working for the csua.
              \_ Waiting for compilation to finish.
              \_ Getting paid to sit in front of a machine.
                 \_ sys admin?
                    \_ just ahead of schedule and on the clock (contract).
              \_ working for the weekend?
        \_ killing kittens
2004/4/30-5/1 [Uncategorized] UID:13501 Activity:nil
4/30    Given the auction structure of google ipo as proposed in its S-1
        filing, I would be able to get share if I put my bid sufficently
        close to the upward ceiling, right?
        \_ Yes and you'll lose your shirt when it sinks like a rock after.
2004/4/30-5/1 [Uncategorized] UID:13498 Activity:moderate
4/30    what does this do:
        soda [~] % more ~emarkp/bin/clean.pl
        /home/sequent/emarkp/bin/clean.pl: Permission denied
        \_ ~emarkp/bin is not group executable.
        \_ Why don't you email and ask him?
        \_ It takes all the evil swear words and turns them into things
           like a** and f***.  When it was world readable people were
           amusing themselves giggling over some of the words emarkp
           was so horrified of seeing he had to have them stared out.
           \_ Do tell!
           \_ Swearing f\/cking kicks AS5!
           \_ And this, ladies and gentleman, is why emarkp is the motd's
              best Mormon.
2004/4/30-5/1 [Uncategorized] UID:13491 Activity:nil
4/30    Not what I wanted to see when I go to http://cnn.com
        http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/LAW/04/30/jackson.hearing/top.jackson.fri.ap.jpg
        \_ I'm telling you, he's the freaking Joker!  Just dye his hair
           green, and I would hire him to star in the next Batman movie.
2004/4/30-5/1 [Uncategorized] UID:13488 Activity:nil
4/30    Key-escrow is back (now for your luggage):
        http://www.travelsentry.org/travelers.htm
2004/4/30 [Uncategorized] UID:13486 Activity:nil
4/29    [ recruiters are evil, and so are you for taking a head cut ]
2004/4/30 [Uncategorized] UID:13485 Activity:nil
4/29    How does one learn musical farting?
2004/4/29-30 [Uncategorized] UID:13483 Activity:nil
4/29    Someone is nuking motd...
        \_ omg!
        \_ anyone know why mehlhaff stopped his motd archiver?
2004/4/29-30 [Uncategorized] UID:13481 Activity:nil
4/29    Does it make you feely manly to nuke the motd?
        \_ why yes it does.
2004/4/29 [Uncategorized] UID:13479 Activity:nil
4/29    What should I do when I get a Bus error? take the train?
        \_ TEKKIN rrr treeeeens.
        \_ Drive the Ram.
2004/4/29 [Uncategorized] UID:13478 Activity:nil 50%like:32691
4/29    How do I restore the motd?
        \_ ED!
2004/4/29 [Uncategorized] UID:13472 Activity:nil
4/29    Whoever is locking the motd, knock it off.  williamc, this means
        you!
        \_ he's idle, and he's got vi open
2004/4/29 [Uncategorized] UID:13468 Activity:nil
4/29    fstat just gave me a bus error.  Something's rotten in Soda
2004/4/29 [Uncategorized] UID:13455 Activity:nil
4/29    All right, who's editing with the wrong tab settings?
        \_ ED!  ED IS THE STANDARD!
2004/4/28 [Uncategorized] UID:13439 Activity:nil
4/28    How do you make a pass at the girl who call you up and ask you
        to donate money to UCB? Are they cal students? - lonely sodan
2004/4/28 [Uncategorized] UID:13436 Activity:nil
4/28    A bunch of control Gs!  How creative!
2004/4/28-29 [Uncategorized] UID:13434 Activity:moderate
4/28    Move into the city.  Looking for a non-lame roommate:
        http://www.craigslist.org/roo/29887974.html
        Drop me an email if you have questions.
        -dans
        \_ Why are you living with a 51 year old man, Dan?  Is he your sugar
           daddy?
           \_ Duh.  Why would anyone live with a 51 year old man?  It's not
              like someone can have interesting life experiences or just be a
              good person.  No, Logan's run was clearly right, after thirty
              there's nothing left to do but be an old sugar daddy. -dans
              \_ That and have your guts splattered over an auditorium full of
                 teens and preteens.                        -mice
        \_ What if I am lame?
2004/4/28 [Uncategorized] UID:13430 Activity:high
4/28    Frederick is charged with maltreatment, assault and indecent acts
        for posing for a photograph while sitting on top of a detainee,
        striking detainees and ordering detainees to strike each other,
        among other things.
        Frederick wrote home to his family about the treatment of prisoners.
        He said in an e-mail: "We helped getting them to talk with the way
        we handle them. We've had a very high rate with our styles of
        getting them to break; they usually end up breaking within hours."
        The pictures 60 Minutes II obtained show an Iraqi prisoner who,
        according to the U.S. Army, was told to stand on a box with his head
        covered and wires attached to his hands. That prisoner was told that
        if he fell off the box, he would be electrocuted. In another
        photograph, prisoners' bodies were stacked in a pyramid - one body
        had a slur written in English on his skin.
        \_ What do you expect?  Right after 9/11, card carrying liberals
           (by no means all, but still) were speaking out to promote torture
           and brutality (some actually used these words), as long as we
           are the ones doing it.
           \_ now this is a troll
              \_ I guess you weren't paying attention back then.
                 \_ And this is a desperate troll.
2004/4/28 [Uncategorized] UID:13425 Activity:nil
4/28    Welcome to the *nix MOTD.
2004/4/28 [Uncategorized] UID:13424 Activity:nil
4/28    Has anyone used Lindows?  (Now Linspire)  What are the advantages?
        Is it worth the money?  Do they have a free distro?
2004/4/27 [Uncategorized] UID:13412 Activity:nil 57%like:13427
4/27    Would you do it?
        http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4146756343
        \_ It's BDG!
           \_ No.  Too much humor, not enough venom.
2004/4/27 [Uncategorized] UID:13409 Activity:nil
4/27    Scissor Sisters' version of Comfortably Numb is horribly, horribly
        wrong.  That is all.
2004/4/27 [Uncategorized] UID:13406 Activity:nil
4/27    Come on, this political stuff is too boring. Let's talk about girls.
        I think more sodans want to talk about girls. The need of many outweights
        the need of the few! So, how do I get girls??
        \_ http://www.csua.org/u/72a
           \_ http://www.deviantart.com/view/6475510 Weird geometry?
2004/4/27 [Uncategorized] UID:13404 Activity:nil 66%like:13400
4/27    Do any of you like bukkake?  What's the appeal?
        \_ http://www2.b3ta.com/bukkake
           \_ So I'm going to assume that this isn't worksafe.  Punk.
        \_ The smell is awful.
        \_ Porn like this will destabilize the middle east for years to come.
2004/4/26 [Uncategorized] UID:13377 Activity:nil
4/26    Teacher threatened with cookie:
        http://www.wjactv.com/education/3031940/detail.html
2004/4/23 [Uncategorized] UID:13363 Activity:nil
4/23    I have a cute roommate, but she's not interested in me. How do I do
        her?
        \_ You don't.  Be nice to her.  Prove to her that you're a good guy.
           In time you might even become one.  Then you'll meet her friends.
           \_ but i don't really want her friends, i want to do her! :)
              \_ just go up to her and start doing her.
              \_ Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
2004/4/23 [Uncategorized] UID:13358 Activity:nil
4/23    Have there been any halfway serious attempts to explain why my
        armpit sweat output is asymmetric?
        \_ try using your left hand sometime
           \_ it happens in many different situations, and i'm a leftie.
              \- me too. --different leftie
        \_ i'm ambidextrous while you're ambiordorous
2004/4/23 [Uncategorized] UID:13343 Activity:nil
4/23    Does anyone have any in/direct experiences with the LoJack system?
        Does it do what it's supposed to do? Is it worth it? And how much
        does it actually cost? Thanks.
        \_ link:tinyurl.com/2lzj9 [Google]
        \_ Now that the message has been hacked:  OMG!  Do not install JLo!
           u totally can't uninstall it.  it totally alienates all yr pals.
           it makes you take leads in shitty movies!  I had to trash my
           system to get rid of it.  now I have MattDaemon, and I'm much
           happier.
2004/4/22-23 [Uncategorized] UID:13341 Activity:nil
4/22    If I have the following in my /etc/mtab (Linux):
automount(pid1754) /u autofs rw,fd=5,pgrp=1754,minproto=2,maxproto=3 0 0
        Does that mean I can/cannot make directories in /u?
2004/4/21-22 [Uncategorized] UID:13320 Activity:nil
4/21    What are your favorite useless lines on motd? I'll start:
        -Attitudes like this will destabilitze the whole middle east.
        -ED ED ED! ED IS THE STANDARD! EDITOR!
        -emacs user was here
        -RIDE BIKE! USE L1NUX!
        -go back to English/Rhetoric/Econ/History 1A
        \_ [tech threads deleted because of censorship of political threads]
        \_ why do you hate america?
        \_ "<Useless snide comment or insult> -tom"
        \_ spelling corrections
        \_ Questions easily answered by spending 5 minutes with google
        \_ It's on Slashdot. Go post there if you care.
2004/4/21 [Uncategorized] UID:13315 Activity:nil
4/21    Yay!  "By that time, the 27 visa waiver countries will be expected
        to have so-called "biometric passports" for its citizens. Such
        passports will include fingerprint and iris identification features
        that make the documents virtually impossible to counterfeit."
2004/4/21 [Uncategorized] UID:13305 Activity:nil
4/21    What are some ways to approximate geological location from a url?
        \_ whois, nslookup
        \_ http://www.google.com/search?q=ip+address+location
2004/4/20 [Uncategorized] UID:13295 Activity:nil
4/20    mehlhaff, can you please make your archiver more user friendly? ok thx
        \_ why don't you do it? he's not your archiving bitch.
2004/4/20 [Uncategorized] UID:13288 Activity:nil
4/20    In Soviet Russia, Tron becomes YOU.
        http://www.ibiblio.org/jmaynard/TRONcostume
        \_ mmm, male cameltoe
           \_ On the front AND the back!
              \_ Bruce Boxleitner he isn't but the lightup fabric is cool.
                 \_ Did you know Peter Jurasik was also in Tron?
                    \_ Yes, as an everyday wonk sort of program, IIRC.
2004/4/19 [Uncategorized] UID:13263 Activity:nil
4/19    What's the proper way to write a phone number in the U.S. for someone
        outside the U.S. (in England)?   What exactly do they have to dial?
2004/4/18 [Uncategorized] UID:13258 Activity:nil
4/18    Am I the only one who thinks that Tony Blair sounds like the guy
        who plays Ford Prefect in the old "Hitchhiker's Guide" BBC radio show?
2004/4/18-19 [Uncategorized] UID:13254 Activity:nil
4/18    Is there an easy way to mail an article or send an URL in safari?
        How about in X in general?
        \_ Safari->Services->Mail->Send Selection
           you can hotkey it with the keyboard prefs in 10.3
2004/4/18-19 [Uncategorized] UID:13253 Activity:nil
4/18    Ilyas: http://www.chivalrybookshelf.com/titles/vadi/vadi_12.jpg
        (While browsing on the wilson book, i came across this.) -pst
2004/4/16-17 [Uncategorized] UID:13233 Activity:nil
4/16    Any interesting Cal Day events going on tomorrow that are worth
        checking out? -- alum
        \_ Kind of speaks for itself, eh?  When you're white haired and
           dragging your wrinkled carcass around campus with your grand kids
           in tow, then you'll appreciate some of the special co-ed events
           available.  Other than that, no.   -- other alum
2004/4/16 [Uncategorized] UID:13232 Activity:nil
4/16    Drivel is poorly formed thoughts, without context or relevance.  An
        occasional long post is just fine.  -- not the dog guy below.
        \_ Not to mention it is somewhat informative.  -jrleek
        \_ It's a good post, just long. Whoever it is deleting, just frikin'
           stop! -- ulysses
2004/4/16 [Uncategorized] UID:13227 Activity:nil
4/15    Well, that japenese magnet motor guy made /.
        \_ http://csua.com/?entry=13123
2004/4/15-16 [Uncategorized] UID:13216 Activity:nil
4/15    http://www.beatallica.com
        Beatles songs covered in a perfect Metallica-circa-1986 style.
        \_ I've been waiting for this my whole life... why didn't somebody
           tell me this earlier?
           \_ You're welcome. --op
2004/4/14 [Uncategorized] UID:29929 Activity:nil
4/14    Woohoo!  First poster after another Nuke Fest!  Does that make
        me Mad Max?
2004/4/14 [Uncategorized] UID:29926 Activity:nil
4/13    [ no, let's delete old technical stuff too, you asswipe. ]
        \_ restored.
2004/4/14 [Uncategorized] UID:13193 Activity:nil
4/14    Nuked AGAIN?  What the heck is that?  A protest against the rules?
        At least terrorists take credit!
2004/4/14-15 [Uncategorized] UID:13189 Activity:nil
4/14    Has anyone read Confusion yet?  any comments?  Basically more of the
        same?
        \_ Yes.  .  Read it and find out.
        \_ it's very confusing
        \_ You have acquired a scroll entitled 'irk gleknow mizk'(n).--More--
           This is an IBM Manual scroll.--More--
           You are permanently confused.
2004/4/13 [Uncategorized] UID:29924 Activity:nil
4/13    Would people quit whining about motd censorship.  Really.  If you
        don't want to be overwritten, accidentally or not, post a link to
        your damn blog.
        \_ which assholes like you would then overwrite
           \_ Sorry, didn't overwrite anything at all, dude.  Get a life.
2004/4/13 [Uncategorized] UID:29922 Activity:nil
        7/9 woods to compensate for these irons? And should I get steel
        shaft for these woods so that they'll hit more like irons (but has
        higher loft for ease of hit)? Thanks.
        \_ fuck you, golfer bastard.
2004/4/13 [Uncategorized] UID:29921 Activity:nil
4/13    I can't hit my 3-4-5 irons very well. Should I get a set of
2004/4/13 [Uncategorized] UID:13166 Activity:nil
4/13    Bunch of MOTD stuff restored.  Fuck you, nuker.  -John
        \_ I think this is a newer version. Yours appeared to be
           from before the crash today.
           \_ Sorry--just cuntpasted from Mehlhaff's archive.  -John
2004/4/12 [Uncategorized] UID:29919 Activity:nil
4/12    AMC STrikes again!
2004/4/12 [Uncategorized] UID:29918 Activity:nil
4/11    Ok, I am not anonymous, and I will nuke kinney's stuff on sight.
        Pages worth of his barely coherent ramblings is not something that
        should end up here.
        \_ oh, the irony
                                  That it is about Iraq does not raise their
        usual quality.  What primarily pissed me off was the volume. -- ilyas
2004/4/12 [Uncategorized] UID:29917 Activity:nil
4/11      \_ 4/11  [ I said, no spam, bitch.  Just post a link ]
           \_ He's not spamming the motd.  This is a first-hand report and he
              has unreliable net access.
              \_ Oh yes he was.  Were you still asleep when there were 5 or
                 6 'blog entries' from him on the motd?  No, whoever posted
                 his rants was spamming.  It's interesting to get a perspective
                 of someone who is there, but not more interesting than lots of
                 other Iraq-based bloggers, who generally have a much better way
           \_ I'd've solidified no-fly-zone policies nationwide, and I would
              have made it clear that shooting down a passenger plane or three
              is preferable to the use of planes as bombs.  I would have
              made it clear that any lack of communication between the FBI,
              CIA, and NSA not having to do with Congressionally legislated
              limitations would result in the immediate termination of the
              various directors involved. These are old problems, and they
              should have been dealt with.
                 with the written word than kinney.  As is, the spam pisses me
                 off, so his crap will get deleted on sight.
              \_ Since the AMC has taken offense at this, could you blog-ify
                 it for us?  Free hosting at http://blogspot.com.
2004/4/12 [Uncategorized] UID:13161 Activity:nil
4/12    POR
        EWE
        ROP
2004/4/12-8/5 [Uncategorized] UID:13160 Activity:nil
4/12    campus power outage at 2:32 PDT; soda up by 3:50
2004/4/12 [Uncategorized] UID:13159 Activity:nil
4/12    One step closer to the ultimate input device...
        http://www.nytimes.com/2004/04/13/health/13BRAI.html
        \_ urlD was here
           \_ Bah! --op
        \_ the monkey experiments remind me of System Shock 2
2004/4/12 [Uncategorized] UID:13153 Activity:nil
4/12    Wierd Al's parents die of accidental CO poisoning.
        http://www.weirdal.com/msg.htm
        \_ Dead Parents Aren't Much Fun.
           \_ Not true; sometimes they challenge you to contests of skill.
2004/4/12 [Uncategorized] UID:13151 Activity:nil
4/12    S A T O R
        A R E P O
        T E N E T
        O P E R A
        R O T A S
        \_ yay mithras!
        \_ Would someone explain this?
           \_ "Arepo the sower holds the wheels at work"
              \_ Would someone explain this?
                 \_ http://www.google.com/search?q=%22Arepo+the+sower+holds+the+wheels+at+work%22
2004/4/12 [Uncategorized] UID:13149 Activity:nil
4/12    Hey ilyas, did you like the Tobler book?  I did a couple of classes
        with Roendel daggers and lichtenhauer's take on 'em it was nift. - pst
        \_ Good stuff.  Eerie similarites to 'The Art of Not Dying'.  Of
           course that's just 'the convergence of what works.' -- ilyas
        \_ Tobler chocolate is the bomb but I prefer Scharffenberger.
2004/4/12 [Uncategorized] UID:13141 Activity:nil
4/12    Numerous dates fixed.  Don't you people have a calendar?
2004/4/10 [Uncategorized] UID:29913 Activity:nil 50%like:11405 60%like:13066
4/9     http://hinterlands.cc/index.php?showtopic=66
        Probably not work-safe.
2004/4/10-11 [Uncategorized] UID:13130 Activity:nil
4/10    Bank ATM card reading scam.  It's short.  Read it.
        http://www.utexas.edu/admin/utpd/atm.html
2004/4/9-10 [Uncategorized] UID:13119 Activity:nil
4/9     Url without descriptive comment purged.
2004/4/9 [Uncategorized] UID:13112 Activity:nil
4/9     I'm detecting dangerous levels of non-entertainment. Why isn't
        the motd police here to cleanse this excrement?
        \_ Be more funny!
2004/4/8 [Uncategorized] UID:29912 Activity:nil
4/8     I recently got my first pussy, and I'm curious: does my accumulated
        load last longer now, or will I be masturbating according to the
        speed I was doing it when I produced it?
2004/4/8 [Uncategorized] UID:29910 Activity:nil
4/8     [Rice opinion with no additional info moved to existing thread]
2004/4/8-9 [Uncategorized] UID:13104 Activity:nil
4/8     A good friend of mine, who happens to be a graduate student in CS,
        sent me an email the other day asking if I knew of any internships
        still available for the summer in the San Ramon/Dublin/Pleasanton/
        Livermore area.  The ones at my work are pretty much gone, has any
        one got any leads?  Thanks, -jrleek
2004/4/8 [Uncategorized] UID:13087 Activity:nil
4/8     Condi's been FRAMED. It's all about subduing the black populace. If
        the gloves don't fit, it don't make sense.
2004/4/7 [Uncategorized] UID:13056 Activity:nil
4/7     link:csua.org/u/6sp
        Washington Post's Faces of the Fallen (flash required).
2004/4/7 [Uncategorized] UID:13049 Activity:nil
4/7     Unfortunate URL of the year award:
        http://www.powergenitalia.com   -John
        \_ Nice. -- ulysses
2004/4/6 [Uncategorized] UID:29907 Activity:nil
4/6     Packetel guy, when will the new numbers you ordered become available?
        I have been waiting....
2004/4/6 [Uncategorized] UID:29904 Activity:nil
4/6     Sigh. What happened to the "Clarke's trying to sell books" thread?
        I was looking forward to finishing that one.
2004/4/6-7 [Uncategorized] UID:13043 Activity:nil
4/6     Is Ilyas the guy with long black hair and long mustache?
        \_ Is the "ilyas" we speak of Ilya S. or Ilyas N. ?
           The Ilyas I know was a CS150 TA and was bald.
        \_ ilyas is Ilya S. He has long black hair/facial hair, and is
           thin. -chialea
                \_ is he the long black hair/facial hair guy who is around
                   the 4800 corrider in Boelter a lot?
                   \_ Yup, that's the bastard. -- ilyas
                      \_ Get him!
2004/4/5 [Uncategorized] UID:29902 Activity:nil
4/4     Alistair Cooke, 1908-2004. RIP
2004/4/5 [Uncategorized] UID:13023 Activity:nil
4/5     Most intriguing spam subject yet: "intense duchess"
        \_ why are two random words "intriguing"?
        \_ My favorite so far is: "valparaiso mechanic"
           \_ That's excellent!
2004/4/5 [Uncategorized] UID:13020 Activity:nil
4/5     When do Bing Cherries start to get really cheap in the bay area?
        \_ June
        \_ walk around Capp/Polk and ask.
           \_ Those are LeSkanque Cherries.
2004/4/4 [Uncategorized] UID:13005 Activity:nil
4/4/4   We're all gonna die!!!
        \_ fob alert!
        \_ Are people in China freaking out today because it's 04/04/04?
           \_ we use lunar calendars.
        \_ Yeah whatever.  The cool thing about the numerology calendar
           idiocy is how often the calendar has been arbitrarily changed
           because the universe doesn't allow itself to be evenly divided
           and clocked.  Leap years?  Leap *seconds*?  10 year gap in the
           middle ages?  Sheesh, as if this calendar came from God.
2004/4/4 [Uncategorized] UID:13004 Activity:nil
4/4     Looking for motd entries prior to 8/30/03. Where to find it? Thanks.
        \_ Need to write in complete sentences!  How to do it?  Thanks!
           \_ Am needing to find goodly English writing books, how to find?
2004/4/3-4 [Uncategorized] UID:13003 Activity:high 60%like:13006
4/3     Set your clocks forward tonight.
        \_ Why? Isn't that what xntpd is for?
2004/4/2 [Uncategorized] UID:29900 Activity:nil
4/1     There goes one more ally:
        http://csua.org/u/6q7
        \_ Link description is a blatant misrepresentation of link content.
2004/4/2 [Uncategorized] UID:29899 Activity:nil
4/1     4D Rubiks Cube:
        http://www.plunk.org/~hatch/MagicCube4dApplet
2004/4/2 [Uncategorized] UID:12986 Activity:high
4/2     Has Sun surrendered to M$?
        \_ They got $2b and they agreed to swap IP.  That's not so bad.
           \_ Sun will collaborate with M$ instead of competing with it.
              \_ Shame on Sun.
                 \_ They need the money...
              \_ Collaborators!  Kill them in the streets!
2004/4/1 [Uncategorized] UID:29897 Activity:nil
3/31    Whatever gets you off, I guess (work safe):
        http://uk.news.yahoo.com/040331/325/eq0k4.html
2004/4/1 [Uncategorized] UID:29895 Activity:nil
3/31    Interesting/sad - woman motorcycling through the ruins near
        chernobyl.
        http://www.angelfire.com/extreme4/kiddofspeed/chapter1.html
2004/4/1 [Uncategorized] UID:29894 Activity:nil
3/31    OK, I'm bored, so here goes:
        http://www.jengajam.com/r/Saddam-Hey-Ya
2004/4/1-2 [Uncategorized] UID:12981 Activity:high
4/1     teen posts nude photos of herself, charged with child pornography and
        child abuse: http://www.postgazette.com/breaking/20040329pornp6.asp
        \_ classic example of a big government running amok
2004/4/1-2 [Uncategorized] UID:12978 Activity:nil
4/1     What were Cartman and his followers chanting in the new South Park?
2004/4/1-3 [Uncategorized] UID:12975 Activity:nil
4/1     Is it possible to use G++'s -g (debug symbols) flag with a project
        that is incrementally linked?  Any pointers?
2004/4/1-2 [Uncategorized] UID:12972 Activity:nil
4/1     Hmm, aljazeera's english site doesn't mention what happened today
        in fallujah.  Fair and balanced...
        \_ I don't think they ever said they were fair and balanced.
2004/4/1 [Uncategorized] UID:12971 Activity:nil
4/1     RFC 3751 Omniscience Protocol Requirements
        ftp://ftp.rfc-editor.org/in-notes/rfc3751.txt
2004/3/31-4/1 [Uncategorized] UID:29893 Activity:very high
3/31    Remember James Yee, the U.S. Army Muslim chaplain who supposedly
        took secret documents from the detention center?
        http://csua.org/u/6p4
        \_ Why does this Palm Beach Post post something that's been a month
           old?
           \_ The charges were dropped two weekends ago (on a Friday.. big
              surprise).  He had been imprisoned for 200 days as a showpiece.
              \_ Oh, I thought those charged were dropped the same time
                 they decided to charge him with adultery and porn.
                 \_ Yes.  Actually, I'm not sure when the charges were dropped,
                    but the press release was on 20 March.
                 \_ They found porn on his work computer!
           \_ perhaps because his appeal was filed this week, along with
              their censure of the government case?  Here's a news piece:
              http://csua.org/u/6p5
           \_ link:www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/news/local/8254643.htm
2004/3/31-4/1 [Uncategorized] UID:12960 Activity:nil
3/31    In Soviet Russia, motd censors YOU!
2004/3/31-4/1 [Uncategorized] UID:12949 Activity:high
3/31    I hear a lot about Tom Robbins, but I haven't read any of his
        books. What is a good book of his to read first?
        \_ Even Cowgirls Get The Blues.
           \_ I agree.
        \_ Jitterbug Perfume hooked me.  ECGTB left me lukewarm.
        \_ Schmaltz
        \_ Tried to read Cowgirls and Woodpecker and just couldn't do it. Then
           somebody lent me Skinny Legs and All which is one of the best books
           I've read by any author, though it still suffers from TR's fondness
           for lists. -- ulysses
2004/3/31-4/1 [Uncategorized] UID:12942 Activity:nil
3/30    Here boys, go get her:
        http://raymitheminx.blogspot.com
        \_ url not read.  we're not your attack dogs.  and we certainly don't
           care what some random idiot has to say on some stupid blog.  the
           very concept of blogs is stupid thus anything on any of them is
           automatically moronic.  why are you wasting your time reading them
           or ours trying to get us to read them?
           \_ Some bored woman with a camera takes a couple of nudie shots
              and posts them in her blog.  It's amateur exhibitionism.
              \_ As opposed to pro league exhibitionism?
                 \_ Very much so.
        \_ Is it that hard to write Not Safe For Work?
           \_ sorry
2004/3/30 [Uncategorized] UID:29889 Activity:nil
Motd censor hazard level today: SOMEWHAT HIGH
2004/3/30 [Uncategorized] UID:12929 Activity:nil
3/30    Try to put http://csua.org in http://tinyurl.com, and vise versa. FUN!!!!!
        \_ Bored recursively, are we?  Gotta admit, though, it's perversely
           addictive....
        \_ Great, now http://csua.org is down.
2004/3/30 [Uncategorized] UID:12926 Activity:nil
3/17    What are some condescending sites?
        there's slashdot, http://csua.org, what else?
        \_ The Bay Area?
2004/3/30 [Uncategorized] UID:12924 Activity:nil
3/30    I love how the freepers delete discussions as soon as they are
        conclusively proven to be wrong.
        \_ Actually, the deletions seem to be more of a self-pronounced garbage
           collector.  The freepers just stop responding.
        \_ As the only person to post links from FR I can tell you I have
           never deleted a thread but have had literally hundreds
           deleted.
           \_ No you are not.
2004/3/29 [Uncategorized] UID:29883 Activity:nil 50%like:12894
        10-10 plan with no monthly charge/minimum?
        \_ http://www.vonage.com
           This stuff's pretty cool. You need a decent broadband connection
           but you can say goodbye to SBC for almost everything (you still
           need them for DSL). I used my friend's box to call Germany and
           it worked like a charm. The line quality was crystal clear and
           it worked transparently. There's a $15 monthly charge. I think
           Circuit City has a promotion.
2004/3/29-30 [Uncategorized] UID:12919 Activity:nil
3/29    Didn't one of the internet map engine thingies used to include
        overhead maps from satellites or something?  Where'd it go?
        \_ i think microsoft had something called terraserver.
        \_ this is the best: http://www.acme.com/mapper
2004/3/29 [Uncategorized] UID:12916 Activity:nil
3/29    BOOM.
        \_ Pika!
2004/3/29-30 [Uncategorized] UID:12912 Activity:nil
3/29    Dude, James, those were still active threads.
2004/3/29 [Uncategorized] UID:12904 Activity:nil
3/29    What classic movie are you most like:
        http://similarminds.com/movie.html
        Mr. Smith Goes to Washington: .
        Schindler's List:             .
        Apocalypse Now:               ..
        The Godfather:                ..
        The Third Man:                .
        Easy Rider:                   ..
        \_ I changed the response of one question from a Neutral to a Agree
           and it went from Easy Rider to Schindler's List. the quiz sucks.
2004/3/29-30 [Uncategorized] UID:12899 Activity:nil
3/29    Are there going to be new episodes of Aqua Teen Hunger Force?  I heard
        the most recent episode was fully titled "The Last One (of 2003)"
2004/3/27 [Uncategorized] UID:29882 Activity:nil
*/*     Lame old boring shit purged.
2004/3/26-27 [Uncategorized] UID:12886 Activity:nil
3/26    According to the new research, even the most laid-back people can
        erupt into furious rants when debating online:
        http://www.guardian.co.uk/online/news/0,12597,1178589,00.html
        \_ F&$k you, f&$k your mother, f&$k your sister, f&$k your dog!
        \_ whoa, duuuude... this is a total bummer!
2004/3/26-27 [Uncategorized] UID:12880 Activity:nil
3/26    Is there a way to make IrfanView show the caption/comments
        information on the screen during a slide show?  If not, is there
        a similar freeware program that can do this?
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