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1998/5/2 [Uncategorized] UID:14037 Activity:high
5/1     Some thoughts on child pornography on the web
        \_ Got any good nudie pics of you as a kid we could post?
        \_ child is different by definition in different counties. Japan
           it means under 14, U.S. it means under 16.
1998/5/2 [Uncategorized] UID:14035 Activity:nil 57%like:14029
5/1     Happy May Day!! Erase this again and the cat gets it. -wingnut #2
1998/5/2 [Uncategorized] UID:14034 Activity:nil
5/1     Congratulations cdaveb on the baby daughter!
1998/5/1 [Uncategorized] UID:14030 Activity:nil
4/30    Two trolls, two deletions.
1998/5/1 [Uncategorized] UID:14029 Activity:nil 57%like:14035
5/1     Happy May Day!
1998/5/1-7 [Uncategorized] UID:14027 Activity:nil
05/01   Barbecue Thursday next (that's May 7th, my birthday, whoohoo). --brg
1998/5/1-3 [Uncategorized] UID:14026 Activity:nil
05/01   Soda crashed last night due to problems with /home.  The problem is
        being looked at. --Jon
1998/4/30 [Uncategorized] UID:14025 Activity:nil 50%like:14015
4/30    People's most beautiful people poll:
        1.Hank the Angry, Drunken Dwarf, 178364 votes
        2.Leonardo DiCaprio, 7646 votes
        http://www.pathfinder.com/people/50most/1998/vote
1998/4/30 [Uncategorized] UID:14024 Activity:low 80%like:13954
4/30    Yer Mom.
        \_ N0!!!!1!  Y3R M0M, D00D!!!1!!
        \_ What about your Mom, eh? yermom#1fam
1998/4/30 [Uncategorized] UID:14023 Activity:low
4/31    No quiero Taco Bell, punk-ass.
                \_ Yo quiero yer mom
                \_ No quiero that phat ass slut
1998/4/30 [Uncategorized] UID:14021 Activity:low
4/31    April only has 30 days you idiots.
        \_ Then why did you write this on 4/31, huh, wiseguy?
1998/4/29-30 [Uncategorized] UID:14020 Activity:nil 52%like:14074
04/29   Dont forget the General Meeting as announced on http://ucb.org.csua
        Tonight at 5:30 pm in 306 Soda Hall
1998/4/26 [Uncategorized] UID:14011 Activity:nil
4/24    Rise up and defend Jerry Springer's honor!
        \_ I would if he had any
        \_" WE LOVE YOU JERRY!!!"  -CSUA Politburo
1998/4/25 [Uncategorized] UID:14009 Activity:nil
4/24    Where the HELL is Tawei?  There's nothing like have a
        desperate sodan when a girl needs a quickie.
        - hanging out with george michael
        \_ I bet you can find someone to take care of you, if you ask around
           a bit. -#5 psb fan
        \_ I suggest the two-finger method.
1998/4/24-26 [Uncategorized] UID:14008 Activity:high
4/24    http://www.psb.org  what does it say???
        \_ Partha Uber Alles. -#4 psb fan
        \_ Will all numbers of psb fans please identify themselves. Otherwise,
        we can assume there's only one.
                \_ You are a complete and total moron.  As the psb #1 Fan, I
                   can assure you that I have never signed as anything other
                   than the #1 Fan.  As far as identifying myself goes, a) why
                   should I give a flying fuck what some anonymous git like
                   yourself thinks, b) why do you care how many there are? and
                   c) the whole thing was created solely for the amusement of
                   those with a sense of humor which clearly excludes you.  I
                   have privately identified myself to a few friends who are
                   sworn unto death to keep my identity a secret.  Those who
                   know don't tell, those who tell don't know.  As long as I'm
                   writing I should add that without psb none of this would be
                   possible.  PSB! PSB! PSB!   -psb #1 Fan
1998/4/22-24 [Uncategorized] UID:13999 Activity:nil
4/23    Sun is "consolidating" its "planets"
        http://www.techweb.com/wire/story/TWB19980422S0012
1998/4/22 [Uncategorized] UID:13997 Activity:nil
4/21    If you are paging this motd with less or more you may well just
        hit "q" and spare yourself from scrolling through the next 173
        lines of ABSOLUTELY USELESS MINDLESS BULLSHIT. I suffered it but
        the rest of you don't have to.
        \_ Oh _yeah_?????  Well, out in the _real_ world . . .

Are you sure you want to do this?

Are you really really sure?

REALLY REALLY REALLY SURE??

OK, you have been warned.. Last chance.

I lied... real last chance
1998/4/22-23 [Uncategorized] UID:13996 Activity:moderate
 4/22     Netcom sucks - can jps be any worse
                -thinking of switching, any ideas?
         \_ObNew Stuff On Top.  If you want a local ISP, we've been pretty
           happy with Autobahn (now BayCIS, or something like that).  --tabloyd
         \_I'm actually pretty happy with Netcom bandwidth now.
           The 56k phone lines are much better than the normal lines.
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1998/4/22 [Uncategorized] UID:13995 Activity:moderate
4/21    That Animal Liberation guy on the Campanile needs some help!
        \_ yeah, bring a gun
        \_ What guy?  Are the nutcases from Santa Cruz back in town?  Last
           time some fucking idiot from SC climbed up a bio building and sat
           on a ledge for a few days, all his worthless, unshowered freak
           friends left behind several days worth of trash, melted candles
           into otherwise nice places to sit, and were kind enough to leave
           an old toilet bowl behind on the sidewalk.  Yay animal rights
           activists!  That's the way to turn people to your cause!
           \_ It was Josh Trentnor, that was awesome.  I don't see
              how his nailing himself to the side of Tolman inconvenienced
              you in any way at all thought. - danh
                        \_ He didn't;  all of his brainless minions did.
                           Just face it;  you've been brainwashed by your
                           freak commie inbred lesbian roommates, Dan.  Come
                           back towards the light.  -John
                        \_ Oh yeah, if he'd actually *nailed* himself to the
                           side of Tolman, the sheer entertainment value of
                           him screaming and bleeding all over the place would
                           have outweighed all the other silly bits.  -John
                        \_ I am an animal rightist and I am annoyed with the
                           guy on the Campanile.  That's what we have Sproul
                           Plaza for.  Good causes don't excuse bad tactics.
        \_ I always wanted to hunt animal activists and cook them on a spit.
           \_ don't bother. they leave a nasty taste in your mouth, just like
              when you have to listen to them.
        \_ Overheard by the Campanile:  "Climb on down now or the bunny
           gets it!"
        \_ I'd like to see just one of you cynical shits do ANYTHING
           marginally risky for your morals and beliefs, provided such
           morals and beliefs exist.
        \_ But is this guy helping or hurting his cause?  If he is only
            making more people think that animal rights people are wackos,
            then it seems like he is hurting his cause.
1998/4/20 [Uncategorized] UID:13987 Activity:nil
04/20   I read a while ago about an organization that ranks charities on
        efficiency.  I think they gave the percentage of each dollar
        that goes to bureaucracy.  Does anyone know a URL for this
        information?  -mikeym
1998/4/20 [Uncategorized] UID:13985 Activity:high
04/20   RIP Linda McCartney
        Goodbye Linda, we'll miss you!
        \_ Why couldn't it have been Yoko Ono instead?
           \_ Because the chances of breast cancer increase when you're female
           \_ Why did McCartney fall for an older, uglier, Japanese woman?
                \_ since when was linda mccartney an ugly japanese woman?
              \_ Is it me, or do non-Asians with Asian fetishes tend to go
                 for uglier asians anyway, so us Asian guys have nothing to
                 worry about?
                 \_ You're both insensitive pissheads.  Try *being* ugly
                    for a month before throwing such insults around.  Besides,
                        anyone with at least 1/4 of a brain knows that
                        attitude and confidence make the person sexy.
                    \_ Seemed to have touched a nerve. Maybe I should poke
                       at it instead.
                    \_ So you're not only ugly, but you appear to have a
                       bitchy attitude and a confidence problem (otherwise
                       you'd be letting random insults in the motd slide on
                       by . . . )  Wow, three strikes.
1998/4/18 [Uncategorized] UID:13982 Activity:nil 54%like:13953
4/17    Can students get condoms at discount at Tang center?
        \_ yes, but why couldn't you ask them at tang yourself?
1998/4/17 [Uncategorized] UID:13981 Activity:nil
4/17    stefan@netscape.com is complaining he doesn't get enough mail. Send him
        the interesting bits. -- jeph
        \_ Don't be a mail bomb spamming idiot you fucking moron.
1998/4/17 [Uncategorized] UID:13974 Activity:nil
4/17    What's all this I hear about webwatch?  Is it new tech?
1998/4/16 [Uncategorized] UID:13968 Activity:high
4/16    Would someone be interested in an on-campus sysadmin job working
        with SGIs? Full or part time optional. Mail marco.
        \_ Please tell me it's not in Wurster hall -emarkp
           \_ It's not your old job. (-8 This one is in Stanley.
        \_ Yes I would be interested but macro@csua doesn't exist
                \_ "marco", not "macro", you idiot
        \_ does it pay?
           \_ Of course it does.
1998/4/15 [Uncategorized] UID:13959 Activity:nil 52%like:13964
4/15    Where can I find info on the GPA average of the entire Berkeley
        undergrad? Thanks
1998/4/15 [Uncategorized] UID:13958 Activity:nil
4/14    http://www.csua.berkeley.edu/~sandyl
1998/4/14-15 [Uncategorized] UID:13954 Activity:nil 80%like:14024
4/14    You know you love it, and so does yer mom.
1998/4/14 [Uncategorized] UID:13952 Activity:nil
4/14  Can someone check the alumni machine? it seems to be down again.
1998/4/14 [Uncategorized] UID:13949 Activity:nil
4/12    As a present to my gf, I have decided to tatoo her name
        on my manly organ.  Is that romantic or what?
        \_ you probably need a size 2 font in order to fit
           all the letters.
1998/4/13 [Uncategorized] UID:13947 Activity:nil
4/13    Everyone go see PETTICOAT PLANET
1998/4/13 [Uncategorized] UID:13942 Activity:nil
4/12    Okay ... who kidnapped PSB?
1998/4/13-14 [Uncategorized] UID:13940 Activity:nil
4/12    anyone have a used computer desk they want to sell?  ideally i'm looking
        for something with several drawers and a shelf on the top.    -lila
1998/4/13 [Uncategorized] UID:13937 Activity:nil
4/13    What's up with this?!
        FreePSB (soda.CSUA.Berkeley.EDU) (ttypl)
        \_ yeah, now it says MacOS
1998/4/11 [Uncategorized] UID:13936 Activity:high
4/10    Is it possible to determine to whom a HIP hostname belongs?
        Thanks  -sk1
        \_ telnet <DEAD>home-ip.berkeley.edu<DEAD>
           login:  home-ip (this brings up a menu)
           select option 4
           enter the hostname
           \_ Essential knowledge for any would-be stalker, EVEN YOU!
              \_ " . . . I'll stop flood-pinging your machine, _IF_ . . .
                  you go out with me!"
                  \_ I dunno if I'd go out with a girl geeky enuf to know
                     what that means.
                        \_ Speak for yourself. A girl with network cluefulness
                           is definitely a turn-on for some of us.
                                \_ Uh, net clue != brains.  Brains != ugly.
                                   Ugly != brains.  Attractive != stupid.
                                   You can fill in the rest of the pattern.
                                   Some of us chose not to settle for an ugly
                                   girl just because she knows what an IP
                                   address is.  Good luck.
                                \_ how?
                                 \_ how now brown cow?
                                 \_ Some of us are turned on more by brains
                                   than looks looks.
                                        \_ is this why Greeks are homosexual?
                                          \_ You're implying  they cant find
                                             enough brains of the opposite sex?
1998/4/10 [Uncategorized] UID:13933 Activity:nil
4/10    Name the top 10 horniest geeks on soda.
1998/4/10 [Uncategorized] UID:13932 Activity:very high
4/9     Why do people keep asking inane questions in the motd?
        \_ Like your question?
        \_ Well, sure, inane to YOU, you selfish little prick.
        \_ Every time I try to use my Turing Machine to solve the "halting
           problem", it freezes up -- can't do anything with it at all.  Is
           it broken?  Should I send it back?
        \_ Why do bad things happen to good people?
        \_ Which is better -- Windows, MacOS, FreeBSD, Linux, or ULTRIX?
1998/4/10-30 [Uncategorized] UID:13931 Activity:nil
04/10   Barbecue is postponed to a date TBA due to impending rain today
        --Jon
1998/4/9-10 [Uncategorized] UID:13926 Activity:low
4/9     Anybody out there ever use xroute?  Know how to set it up?
        \_ssh does xrouting(if you mean through/around firewalls)
1998/4/9-10 [Uncategorized] UID:13923 Activity:very high
4/9     Hey you EE's out there -- is there a good ee-jargon nickname for a
        wiring mess/puzzle?  I need a new hostname for one of my machines...
        \_ Like that square matrix of infinite resistors? (and the cube one)
          \_ too vague
           Prolly called circuit diagram puzzle.
        \_ breadboard
        \_ fubar?

          \_ too vague  -- I want something like 'gordian-knot' but implying
             wiring.
             \_ rats-nest.mydomain
               \_ thought of that too, but not wiring specific.  nice try.
                   \_ rats-nest-of-wires.mydomain
                      \_ anything shorter?
                \_ Spaghetti-Logic, although "Intel" comes to mind as well -ax
                  \_ "spaghetti-wiring"  could work. So would 'gordian-wiring'
        \_ Not EE-jargon, but Dwinelle is definitely a mess
        \_ No.  There's not.
        \_ Call it "MS Network ready".
1998/4/8-10 [Uncategorized] UID:13920 Activity:nil
4/8     XFree86 on X11R6.4 see ~jon/pub/X11R6.4
1998/4/8 [Uncategorized] UID:13919 Activity:nil
4/7     what was that url for the ICQ hack?
1998/4/8 [Uncategorized] UID:13918 Activity:nil
4/8    THE XFree86 PROJECT ANNOUNCES POSITION STATEMENT ABOUT X11R6.4 LICENSING
        \_ ~jon/pub/X11R6.4

        \_ http://www.wpi.edu/~smm
1998/4/7-8 [Uncategorized] UID:13913 Activity:nil
4/7     I want cmlee's anus.  Madly.  I love its tight puckered
        (slightly brown) rosebud wrinkles.  Ooh, the smell of it!
                \_ go away aspolito.
                 \_ nope not me (and I'm still not #%^$! gay)
1998/4/7 [Uncategorized] UID:13911 Activity:nil
4/7     Yes I have too much free time on my hands.
        http://www.csua.berkeley.edu/~azarm  (Follow the blinking thing)
        \_ I am embarassed I looked.  Why do you think this is worth
          telling us about?  I mean where is the link to your favorite
          Rush songs, you fucking loser.
           \_ I hate Rush, you anonymous coward.        --azarm
              \_ Then REM.  Whatever.  -- anonymous coward.
        \_ I haven't looked but aparently you both have too much time on your
           hands.  -anonymously apathetic.
1998/4/6 [Uncategorized] UID:13906 Activity:nil
4/6 Jabbar said the first item is the key to success for Sun and its
    value-added resellers. "Customer care is the killer app for
    the new millennium," he said.
    \_ If people are going to post random and possibly contextually deficient
       quotes, could you at least take the extra 3 seconds require to cut and
       paste the URL?
       \_ my point is that is statement by some big shot sun exec contains
                very little information.  Hence context (and the url) are
                         unimportant.  sorry to confyooooze you :)
                         \_ MY _GOD_, MAN!!!!!!  CORPORATE EXECUTIVES MAKE
                            STATEMENTS THAT CONTAIN VERY LITTLE
                            INFORMATION????!???  My faith in the system is
                            _SHAKEN_ . . . shaken to the core.  You'd better
                            hurry up and take your amazing discovery out to
                            the streets before you're shot to death by
                            agents of The Man.
                            \_ keep in mind the original poster posted without
                             comment.  Only when some nitwit replied did
                             he have to explain the obvious.
        \_ How come no one complained when someone misquoted Bill Gates's
           "640K is all you need."
1998/4/6 [Uncategorized] UID:13903 Activity:nil
4/3     Does anyone have any images or know of sites where I can get
        images of Asami Katsuragi?
        \_ Who is the hell is (s)he?
                \_ She is a Japanese Idol, and quite beautiful.
1998/4/6 [Uncategorized] UID:13901 Activity:nil
4/5     I am trying to become a better lover.  Please name the
        greatest love act you have done for your SO.
        \_ Talk to her.
        \_ listen to her.
1998/4/3-6 [Uncategorized] UID:13897 Activity:high
4/3     Where's the address to report campus network problems? Connectivity
        to the outside world seems to be down, and I remember hearing
        Ken Lindahl bitch about how people weren't registering
        complaints via the trouble ticket system or something...
        \_ trouble@socrates, or 2-4920  -tom
          \_ is it forwarded to /dev/null?
                \_ not even.  They just bounce it at port 25.
                \_ eh, trouble@socrates gets reasonable response for me,
                   although that might be because all the people with a clue
                   over there know who I am.  -tom
                        \_ then why do you get a response?
1998/4/3 [Uncategorized] UID:13895 Activity:nil
04/02   You too can start a career in the exciting and rapidly-growing
        field of STUFF!  Get your information packet today!
        \_ What's the URL?
        \_ How much money you get from it? ^_^;
1998/4/2 [Uncategorized] UID:13892 Activity:nil
4/1     WinCE planning to go real-time!?  Hope M$ screws up again.
        http://www.eet.com
        \_ wrs u:ber alles!
        \_ The name "Wince" is a cool joke.
           \_ It's appropriate but it doesn't rank high on my "cool" list.
1998/4/2 [Uncategorized] UID:13891 Activity:nil
4/1     KGAY - 105.3 - today only
1998/4/1-2 [Uncategorized] UID:13884 Activity:nil
3/31    Rnmail has been fixed (like Pnews) to not loop calling echo if you get
        disconnected at the "Check spelling, Send, Abort..." prompt.  --mconst
1998/4/1 [Uncategorized] UID:13883 Activity:nil
4/1     Who do you think is Cartman's dad?
        \_ yer mom
1998/4/1-2 [Uncategorized] UID:13882 Activity:high
4/1     April is the cruelist month.
        \_ You are the cruelist speller
        \_ What is the "crue list" and should I be on it?
                \_ Just add your name below.
        \_ 'twas a cruel season for me 'til I got my testicles nixed
           and all frustration from pretty girls went by the wayside.
1998/3/31-4/1 [Uncategorized] UID:13887 Activity:nil
3/31    Am I the only one who thinks tom looks like Mr. Bean?
        \_ Yes.
        \_ Imagine a person, tall, tan, and cruel, high-shouldered, with a
           brow like Shakespeare and a penchant for your mom, a satanic skull,
           and long, curling fingers wrapped over the keyboard; invest him
           with a quick mouse click and fast typing, accumulated in one giant
           doosh machine...  Mr. Tom "Mojo Rising" Holub!
        \_ You insult me.  -Rowan Atkinson
          \_ someone should.  -tom
1998/3/31 [Uncategorized] UID:13875 Activity:nil
3/30    Noooooo! My ISP got rid of alt.mag.playboy! Where do I get my fix now?
        \_ DejaNews, duh...
1998/3/30 [Uncategorized] UID:13872 Activity:high
3/30    Does anybody know if it is possible to walk on Lawrence Expressway
        in Lawrence/Sunnyvale? Trying to figure out an optimal way
        to get to an interview location without a car.
        \_ Walk to where?  I believe there are sidewalks...
1998/3/24 [Uncategorized] UID:13853 Activity:nil
3/23    tonight:
        zach's (on college) @ 7pm, followed by qzar in sf (2501 leavenworth,
        cross street is beach, 415-775-6700).  arrive at qzar around 8:45
        or so, play a few games.
1998/3/22-27 [Uncategorized] UID:13847 Activity:nil
03/21   Problems with Pnews looping and running echo millions of times
        when your login connection gets disconnected unexpectedly have
        been fixed.  Problems to root.
1998/3/19 [Uncategorized] UID:13834 Activity:high
3/18    JON IS SUCH A TOOL
        \_ Doesn't require batteries, yet more useful than a "Leatherman" . . .
           \_ how scary is that serrated blade on leathermans?
1998/3/18-19 [Uncategorized] UID:13824 Activity:low
3/17    If anyone has 1 or 2 extra tickets to see Radiohead 4/2 in San
        Francisco please e-mail me, thanks      -lolly
        \_ Doesn't require batteries, yet more useful than a "Leatherman" . . .
1998/3/16-17 [Uncategorized] UID:13819 Activity:high
        3/16    I believe that psb is perfect to write ambiguous grammer for
                SAT/GMAT/LSAT/GRE questions for ETS.
                   \_ psb is simply perfect.  -psb #1 Fan
                        \-blah, blah, blah. --psb
1998/3/16-17 [Uncategorized] UID:13818 Activity:kinda low
        3/16    I'm new to motd. Who is psb, why is he such/such not a hotshot?
                \_ I am psb #1 fan!!!!!!!!!! If psb tells me to jump
                   bridge, I jump bridge, because psb is always right. GURU!!!
                   \_ Impostor.
1998/3/16-17 [Uncategorized] UID:13817 Activity:nil
3/16    New thread dedicated for psb:
1998/3/16 [Uncategorized] UID:13810 Activity:nil
ANTI-PSB/FUCK-PSB/KILL-PSB FAN CLUB MEMBERSHIP ESP. 1998 ON SODA.
1998/3/14 [Uncategorized] UID:13807 Activity:high
3/13    Compare http://www.csua.berkeley.edu/~reeser/rhys.jpg with
        http://www.csua.berkeley.edu/~reeser/wholesome.jpg
        \_ scary.
        \_ amazing what a little soft focus will do
        \_ no tits???
           \_ Wow!  To make *that* difference it must have been a LOT of soft
              focus!
                \_ that jpg is pretty fuzzy
        \_ I like rhys.jpg better.
        \_ Holy cow!  I can't believe they're the same person.
1998/3/13 [Uncategorized] UID:13805 Activity:very high
3/13    Anyone know of a good place to recover data on a hard drive that
        won't pass it's self test?  (backup failed too)
        \_Doesn't anyone know how to properly use "its" and "it's"
          anymore? Fucking pathetic!
        \_ Throw it out and recreate all data from scratch and take your
           backups more seriously in the future.
           \_ Thanks for your useless advice--it has been duly noted and
              tossed in the garbage.  Perhaps you should consider a
              position with Microsoft tech support.
                \_ How'd you know?  You're lucky I didn't charge you by the
                   letter plus per time unit.
1998/3/13-8/8 [Uncategorized] UID:13802 Activity:nil
3/12    OH MY GOD!! THEY KILLED THE MOTD!! YOU BASTARDS!!!
        \_ You bastard.
1998/3/13-14 [Uncategorized] UID:13800 Activity:very high
3/13    Its Friday the 13th, may all your wishes come true.
        \_ It's just another day.  The calendar is completely fictitious and
           arbitrary.
        \_ Not to mention the drop deadline for L&S.
           \_ I thought L&S let you drop until last week of class now...?
                \_ Yes, that's the new and improved policy for academic wimps
                   and other assorted failures.  You have to do _something_
                   to water down the system enough for minorities to graduate.
                        \_unlike this genius.
                          \_ I graduated without a week 15 drop deadline,
                             thanks.  It was week 5 when I went to Cal.  No
                             notation, no second chances, no shit.  Go back
                             to your AABAMN meeting and smoke yourself stupid.
                             \_ You've accomplished more than psb ever will.
                                \_ Beware the wrath of the psb!  -psb #1 Fan
                \_ I meant the "drop without a notation deadline", okay?!
        \_ Catch the repeat of COVERS FROM HELL tonight on KFOG at 10pm.
           "Everybody needs some Shatner sometime..."
        \_ I just had a really really good day.  -=Aubie
1998/3/13 [Uncategorized] UID:13799 Activity:nil
03/12   [ancient and lame dead monkey story deleted for your safety]
1998/3/13 [Uncategorized] UID:13798 Activity:nil 71%like:13801
03/12   Does anybody know how to repair the tape transport of a Song
        camcoder or        know somebody who is an expert doing this? Thanks.
        \_ Next time you write a 132 length line, the MOTD Police will just
           blast it.
1998/3/12 [Uncategorized] UID:13793 Activity:nil
3/12    Look, the Gnomes of Zurich (GoZ) is *not* the same conspiracy as
        ZOG, the Zionist Occupation Government.  If you're going to insist
        that the GoZ are behind the font conspiracy, then don't pin it on
        the Jews.  However, all right minded people know ZOG is really
        behind it all anyway, but it is inappropriate to refer to the GoZ
        as the ZOG anyway.  That clear?  alt.conspiracy for further details.
1998/3/11 [Uncategorized] UID:13792 Activity:nil
3/10    ftp://ftp.nyct.net/pub/users/tallpaul/publish/misc/cud.txt
        Pheds bust some kid for talking trash via email OR Asian
        Students right to recieve an education at a public university
        in peace protected. -ausman
        \_ Old news.  This already came and went on cnn a long time ago.
1998/3/11 [Uncategorized] UID:13791 Activity:nil 72%like:13780
3/9     What is ISO 9002 certification and why does everyone brag about
        it?
                \_ If you want your opinion to have weight, sign it.
                   Otherwise you could just be cmlee quoting something
                   he misinterpreted from some bozo tech magazine.
                        -tom "I love ISO so much I deleted the signed
                              negative comments about it" holub
                        \_ I didn't delete anything, idiot.  -tom
                  \_ OHMYGOD!  You mean clee is a total idiot, the likes of
                     which the world hasn't seen since aspolito came online?
                     I planned my employer's entire network based on his
                     expert advice!!!  help!
1998/3/11 [Uncategorized] UID:13788 Activity:nil
3/10    Web Watch installed.  Follow the link on <DEAD>www.csua/~cmlee<DEAD>
        New URL suggestions are welcomed.  -- cm1ee
1998/3/10-11 [Uncategorized] UID:13786 Activity:nil
3/10    Motd cleaned of cruft.  Nothing political or potentially exciting
        was deleted.
1998/3/10-11 [Uncategorized] UID:13785 Activity:nil 58%like:13774
3/8     I am looking for a ride to West Los Angeles and back, for
        spring break( March 20, March29). Will pay gas. -nesim
1998/3/9-10 [Uncategorized] UID:13782 Activity:high
3/9     Do they routinely backup Soda accounts?
        \_ yes
           \_ To /dev/null, the newly installed high-speed backup device.
           \_ HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHA
        \_ Yes, "they" do.  "They" won't restore your files though.
1998/3/9-10 [Uncategorized] UID:13781 Activity:high
3/9     What's the /usr/spool/mail equivalent on soda?
        \_ /var/mail.
          \_ This is a trick question: who are "they?"
1998/3/9-10 [Uncategorized] UID:13777 Activity:very high
3/9     What's the .finger entry for leaving messages on the server and
        also forwarding them somewhere else?
        \_ You mean .forward?  You mean email?  You mean what?
         \_ Whoops! I'm an idiot.  Yes, I mean .forward
          \_ read the "fucking" man page for forward. --aaron
          \_ try "\twink, twink@somewhere.else" in your .forward
            \_ The above is wrong.  Put "/dev/null" in your .forward.
1998/3/9-10 [Uncategorized] UID:13776 Activity:moderate
3/8     /tmp disk fills caused by leave huge files in tmp.  Please don't
        leave anything bigger the 5 Megs for more than a day or two -unofficial
        \_ ObRef to /csua/tmp --jon
1998/3/9 [Uncategorized] UID:13774 Activity:very high 58%like:13785
3/8     I am looking for a ride to LA and back. Will pay gas. -nesim
        \_ when?
        \_ and where in LA?
                \_ It isn't *that* big.  Either you're going to LA at the
                   same time as nesim or you're not.
                        \_ Yeah?!  Well what if I thought he meant Louisiana?
                                \_ then youre an idiot and should be avoided
                   \_ Uh, well, some people use "LA" as a vague, amorphous
                      term that's roughly equivalent to "most of Southern
                      California".  If I was going to Westwood, and nesim
                      was going to somewhere in Orange County, I'd probably
                      say no.
                        \_ some people should be less vague and say SoCal
                           if they mean SoCal and LA if they mean LA
1998/3/9-10 [Uncategorized] UID:13773 Activity:very high
3/8     What is the user cron job policy on soda?  I'd like to run
        a job on daily basis, say, at 2AM.  Can I? - Analyzer
        \_ why don't you type crontab -e and find out?
        \_ Analyzer? uh yeah right.
                \_ IQ9!! IQ9!!
1998/3/6-7 [Uncategorized] UID:13768 Activity:nil 54%like:13609 80%like:13765
3/05    I have the ultimate respect for Black Cherry Blowjobs
        \_ What's this from??  I remember seeing this but I don't remember
           from where.
1998/3/6 [Uncategorized] UID:13765 Activity:nil 80%like:13768
3/05    I have the ultimate respect for Black Cherry Blowpops
        \_ What's this from??  I remember seeing this but I don't remember
           from where.
1998/3/4 [Uncategorized] UID:13755 Activity:nil
3/3     [All Jim Barksdale crap removed]
1998/3/3 [Uncategorized] UID:13749 Activity:moderate
3/3     Come join the American Atheists: http://www.atheists.org
        \_ http://www.holybible.org
1998/3/2-3 [Uncategorized] UID:13744 Activity:high
3/02    Hallmark will be introducing suicide condolence cards this April.
        What next? Sub-category for Kervorkean(sp)-related?
        \_ "I'm sorry that you committed suicide..."
        \_ URL please?
           \_ In today's SJ Mercury
        \_ Thousands of peopel committed suicide every year, it only makes
           sense.
        \_ "When someone you love flees from life.
            It's hard to imagine how much pain there was..."
            It goes on [in contradiction of most Judeochristian doctrine]
            to promise that entry to heaven has already been secured.
            \_ That's cute: most people who don't believe in heaven won't
               believe the card because they don't believe in heaven, while
               most people who do believe in heaven won't believe the card
               because it contradicts their theology?
                \_ Who believes a Hallmark card anyway?
1998/3/2-4 [Uncategorized] UID:13743 Activity:low
2/28    I have some old junky hardware that I need to get rid of
        (including a 16Mhz 386SX motherboard).  See ~sls/pub/junk-fs.
        \_ Try one of the dumpsters in Cory.
1998/2/27 [Uncategorized] UID:13740 Activity:nil
2/25    /I/C031/M/A/PATHETIC/TROLLER/C036/WHAT/SHOULD/I/DO/C034/C000
        \_ Write to the motd.
        \_ Beat up your girlfriend.  If you don't have a girlfriend, get
           one, and then beat her up.  If you're a woman, charge us for
           tickets to watch you beat up your girlfriend.
1998/2/25 [Uncategorized] UID:49811 Activity:nil
2/25    My gf wants to break up but I don't.  What should I not do?
        \_ Don't beg, don't whine, don't cry.
        \_ stalk and kill her
1998/2/25 [Uncategorized] UID:13733 Activity:nil
2/23 Alright, everything sucks, let's leave the conversation there.
1998/2/24 [Uncategorized] UID:13732 Activity:nil
2/24    Which terminal is the most capable? vt100...vt220...vt102...ansi...?
        \_ capable of?
1998/2/24 [Uncategorized] UID:13728 Activity:high
2/23    Is it true that graduating seniors may take less than the minimum
        number of required units (i.e., less than 12 for Engineering)?
        And if so, do I need to petition to do this?  --feeling lazy
        \_ No one *ever* at *any* point checks your units/semester or your
           "academic progress" if you're in L&S.  *NEVER*.  There were many
           semesters where I took 4 to 8 units and never turned in any forms
           while working.  I can't speak for other colleges but L&S is a joke.
                \_ It takes them until you pass ~95/100 units to force you to
                   declare a major, despite the constant automatic warnings on
                   your class schedule that you need to declare one soon.
        \_ No. I fell below, and no one ever called/bothered me. In fact, UCB
           is so big that no one will ever care what you do. It took me until
           senior year to realize that berkeley SUCKS.
           \_ I took 4 units one semester when I wasn't a senior.  And
              although I did eventally go in and fill out the paperwork
              (I was wokring full time) I didn't do that till the semester
              was almost over.  THEY DON'T CARE.
        \_ as long as you've got enough to graduate they don't care...
           i'm taking 3 units right now...
        \_ LnS must hate me. --jon
                \_ Everyone hates you jon.  --#1 jon anti-fan
        \_ Yes, no one cares.
1998/2/24 [Uncategorized] UID:13727 Activity:nil
2/23    [danh purged]  -antidan Fan #1
1998/2/23 [Uncategorized] UID:13725 Activity:nil
2/23    What is a motd troll?
1998/2/22-7/22 [Uncategorized] UID:13723 Activity:nil
2/12  I want to be just like B1FF when I grow up, D00D!!!1!!!
        \_ b1fF!!!@!@!@11 will never be grown up so you're just like him now.
1998/2/22 [Uncategorized] UID:13721 Activity:nil 50%like:13717
2/20    [Pine is for stupid people. It doesn't filter.  tough shit]
1998/2/22 [Uncategorized] UID:13720 Activity:nil
2/20    [cgi scripts don't work.  tough shit]
1998/2/22 [Uncategorized] UID:13719 Activity:nil
02/20   [no "good" ssh clients for windows.  tough shit]
1998/2/22 [Uncategorized] UID:13718 Activity:nil
02/20   [ignorant moron fails to install linux will pay for help. tough shit]
1998/2/22 [Uncategorized] UID:13717 Activity:nil 50%like:13721
2/20    [asking for legal advice on the motd is way stupid. tough shit]
1998/2/22 [Uncategorized] UID:13716 Activity:nil
02/20   http logging not working. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE FIX IT? THANKS!
1998/2/22 [Uncategorized] UID:13715 Activity:nil
2/20    [jeph is ugly and stupid enough to show us live. tough shit]
1998/2/22 [Uncategorized] UID:13714 Activity:nil
02/20   [loser is stuck with 10,000 worthless x86 chips. tough shit]
1998/2/22 [Uncategorized] UID:13713 Activity:nil
2/21    [squick loser doesn't know the "more" command. tough shit]
1998/2/21 [Uncategorized] UID:13711 Activity:nil
2/20    http://people.netscape.com/jeph/jephcam.html
        check it out and weep. - jeph
1998/2/20 [Uncategorized] UID:13705 Activity:nil
2/19    It's about time.
 _   _    _    ____  ______   __  ______        _______ _____ _____   _  ___
| | | |  / \  |  _ \|  _ \ \ / / / ___\ \      / / ____| ____|_   _| / |( _ )
| |_| | / _ \ | |_) | |_) \ V /  \___ \\ \ /\ / /|  _| |  _|   | |   | |/ _ \
|  _  |/ ___ \|  __/|  __/ | |    ___) |\ V  V / | |___| |___  | |   | | (_) |
|_| |_/_/   \_\_|   |_|    |_|   |____/  \_/\_/  |_____|_____| |_|   |_|\___/

 _     ___ _        _
| |   |_ _| |      / \
| |    | || |     / _ \
| |___ | || |___ / ___ \
|_____|___|_____/_/   \_\
1998/2/20 [Uncategorized] UID:13704 Activity:nil
2/19    It's about time.
1998/2/19 [Uncategorized] UID:13702 Activity:nil
02/18   [antidanh purging has taken place]   -antidan Fan #1
1998/2/19 [Uncategorized] UID:13700 Activity:nil
2/18    There's a position open for a multimedia person at my job:
                                                        ^^ s/at/replace/
        http://www.msri.org/local/computing/jobs/pa.html    -nolram
1998/2/19 [Uncategorized] UID:13699 Activity:nil
2/19    Those whacky Swiss are at it again:
        http://www.cnn.com/TECH/science/9802/18/swiss.robot
        \_ At least ve know how zu shpell "Vacky".  -John
1998/2/18 [Uncategorized] UID:13695 Activity:high
2/18    Battlecruiser 3000 A.D. is now free.
        \_ FREE WAREZ!!!
           \_ Is it really warez if the author has released it free to the
              public?  I think not.  Anyway, is this something you *really*
              want installed on your system?  Keep in mind Derek Smart is
              psychotic.
1998/2/18 [Uncategorized] UID:13693 Activity:nil
02/18   ROBERT SMITH VS. MECHA-STREISAND, new ep of south park tonight - danh
1998/2/17-18 [Uncategorized] UID:13683 Activity:nil
02/16   I must commend the job done by the people who migrated the www
        stuff to the new server.  Great work, and thanks!
1998/2/17 [Uncategorized] UID:13681 Activity:nil
02/16   When I do system("<cmd-here>"), I would like to have my current
        program's STDIN to be passed to <cmd-here>. What is the proper
        syntax? Thanks.
1998/2/16-18 [Uncategorized] UID:13680 Activity:nil
02/16   Can someone point me to the web site with a survey/listeing of the
        employee job satisfaction level
        \_ I don't think there is one for free. Companies pay big $$$ just
           to get the data for themselves.
1998/2/16 [Uncategorized] UID:13678 Activity:nil
02/16   My very non-technical sister went to Seattle to visit a friend who
        worked at M$ last weekend. She noticed that the employees there were
        very different than the employees at Silicon Valley-- when she asked
        the people about their job satisfaction at M$, some were reluctant to
        express their feelings because they were afraid of being labeled as
        "brain-washed" or "traitor", but all of them expressed that M$ was
        the happiest place on earth. Here's what I don't understand. If M$ is
        such a bad ass evil company that kills happiness and kills creativity,
        how come the people there are so much happier than the people here at
        Silicon Valley? Are the M$ totally brain-washed, or are we all brain-
        washed by the M$ competitors?
        \_ Ever heard the adage "Once you start hating you never stop"?
1998/2/16-3/12 [Uncategorized] UID:13676 Activity:nil
02/15   All webfiles have been moved out of /www.   Any files you had left
        there are now in your home directory, either in public_html or
        web_files (if they were incorrectly placed before).  --dbushong
1998/2/14-16 [Uncategorized] UID:13674 Activity:moderate
2/14    Please clean out your printing job in the printer queue.
        \_ lpq
          \_ lprm -
1998/2/14-15 [Uncategorized] UID:13672 Activity:nil
2/12    [deleted as a form of sick humor and bad irony]
        \_ Why post this in the motd where it will get deleted when you
                could just mail root who are the only people who can do it
                anyway?
1998/2/14 [Uncategorized] UID:13669 Activity:moderate
2/13    2nd edition in the ... for Dummies series, hackers take note:
        <DEAD>www.defcon.org/GRAPHICS/PICTURES/4/spoofing.gif<DEAD>
        \_ once again, is this just a stupid spoof or can I really buy this
           book somewhere?
           \_ Look closely. When's the last time you saw a book published
              with a curse word on the cover.
1998/2/13-16 [Uncategorized] UID:13665 Activity:nil
2/13    Screen fixed so it doesn't remove other people's ttys from the utmp.
        Anyone who was running screen should log off and restart it.  --mconst
1998/2/13 [Uncategorized] UID:13663 Activity:moderate
2/12    Who is your Valentine?
        \_ yer mom  (someone had to do it..)
        \_ Martha Fateman (just don't tell Richard).
1998/2/13 [Uncategorized] UID:13662 Activity:nil
2/12    Can someone start archiving + compressing the web logs?
1998/2/11-3/21 [Uncategorized] UID:13658 Activity:nil
02/10   Soda has more ptys (1024) so you should no longer get errors about
        running out of ptys anymore.
1998/2/10 [Uncategorized] UID:13649 Activity:nil
2/10    NOTE: On 3/31/97, the Divisional Council's Ad Hoc Committee
        on the Academic Calendar, which had been considering a fundamental
        retooling of the semester calendar, concluded that there is no
        clear mandate for changing the current academic calendar, either
        to return to quarters or to have fall semester exams after Christmas
        Break.
1998/2/10 [Uncategorized] UID:13648 Activity:high
2/10    More rain! Argh! F---ing baby Jesus.
        \_ Qu?  Tiene algn problema con El Nio?
1998/2/10 [Uncategorized] UID:13647 Activity:nil
2/9     The run-away process problem with omega is solved and it is restored.
        It was the emergency save code that hung so I disabled it for now till
        the problem can be further diagnosed.  -- danh
        \_ HALLELUJAH JESUS!!!  NOW I HAVE A REASON TO LIVE AGAIN!!!
           I was _so_ upset to hear that omega had gone away.
1998/2/9-11 [Uncategorized] UID:13645 Activity:nil
2/9     Where is the new location of the www logs
        \_ www logs are located in /var/log/
1998/2/9 [Uncategorized] UID:13643 Activity:nil
hi there!
\_ Hi Mr. L------?
1998/2/8 [Uncategorized] UID:13641 Activity:nil
2/8     How does one make animated text terminal sequences?  (If you don't
        like such things, you don't have to erase the questions.  I won't
        make any for you.)
        \_ cat squick.vt
1998/2/8 [Uncategorized] UID:13638 Activity:nil
2/7     (To the person who kept erasing this question: get a life!)
        \_ You want to know how to do _that_ and you tell _me_ to get a life?
           Question erased for the safety of the net as no one needs anymore
           of that crap.  The net is clogged with enough shit as it is.
1998/2/8 [Uncategorized] UID:13635 Activity:nil
2/7     danh drivel deleted.  You can't hide from me dan.  -anti-dan fan #1
        \_ [danh whine purged]  -anti-dan fan #1
1998/2/8 [Uncategorized] UID:13633 Activity:high
02/08   Web files on scotch are being moved today to be served on soda.  If
        you have webfiles and did not receive email, email dbushong  --dbushong
1998/2/6 [Uncategorized] UID:13632 Activity:high
2/06    Act 1 downtown is showing Kate Winslet's first film,
        Heavenly Creatures, tomorrow, Sat., midnight, $4 - danh
        \_ Because she's so fat, Leonardo couldn't get on the door thingie,
           so he had to save Kate and sacrafice himself. Damn fat b*tch!!!
           \_ Typical chauvanistic crap...WOMEN ARE EEEQOLP!
                \_ You can be EEEQOLP if you like, whatever that is.
                                        \_ I see you are using scheme again.
                \_ WOMEN NEED TO USE EQUAL!
        \_ WTF are you all talking about? EEEQOLP? Kate? Leonardo?
        \_ Kate wasn't fat. Leonardo is so skinny.
1998/2/5 [Uncategorized] UID:13625 Activity:nil
2/4     Lame request for corpse URL's deleted.
1998/2/4 [Uncategorized] UID:13621 Activity:nil
2/4     Why do corpses get all puffy when they're submerged in water?
        Don't hesitate to shower me with your disgusting explanations.
        http://www.rotten.com
1998/2/3-4 [Uncategorized] UID:13620 Activity:high
2/3     Now you can visit both the OJ's estate and the Lewinsky's
        estate in one single visit.  DOOSH!
        \_ Whatever do you mean?
                \_ OJ's house is in Brentwood.  Lewinsky's is
                   originally from Beverly Hills.  These neighborhoods
                   are really close.
                   \_ Wow.  This turned out to be a lot less entertaining
                      and not as clever as I thought it could be.
                   \_ News said her dad is in Brentwood in the same area
                      as O. "I Killed The Bitch!" J.
1998/2/3-4 [Uncategorized] UID:13619 Activity:high
2/3     Today's motd is very entertaining.  Keep up the good work.
        \_ it's a lot more entertaining now that I've nuked it.
                \_ Ah, true genius at work.  Your mother teach you to do that?
                   She sure taught me a lot last night!
1998/2/3 [Uncategorized] UID:13615 Activity:nil
2/3     STOP IT!  THIS IS &*NOT*& THE FOURTH!  IT IS THE *THIRD*!
1998/2/2-3 [Uncategorized] UID:13609 Activity:kinda low 54%like:13768
2/2     I have the utmost respect for Black Cherry Blow Pops.
        \_ Why?  They don't respect you... everything about them tells
           you, "You suck... and blow..."
        \_ I have the utmost respect for Cherry Pop Tart.
                \_ There's really no comparison but I can respect that.
                \_ Oh yeaaaaaaaah...
1998/2/1 [Uncategorized] UID:13604 Activity:nil
1/31    New WHO installed, it runs faster for everyone except
        Tom. --Smurf
1998/1/31 [Uncategorized] UID:13600 Activity:nil
1/31    World's best hillary picture:
        <DEAD>209.81.0.139/nimrod/harem.html<DEAD>
1998/1/30 [Uncategorized] UID:49810 Activity:nil
1/29    What does stalk do?  Is there a man page somewhere?
        \_ man page is in /csua/man.  Put that in your MANPATH.
        \_ Secure TALK.  really.
1998/1/30-31 [Uncategorized] UID:13596 Activity:nil
1/30    "I put a million monkeys in front of a million typewriters, and all
         I got was Sir Francis Bacon"
        \_ I got WiReD MagaZInE, D00D!!1!
           \_ I got 1 million broken typewriters.
        \_ I got Kaczynski's Manifesto
                \_ I got an A+ in Kaczynski's class.
1998/1/29-2/6 [Uncategorized] UID:13590 Activity:nil
01/22   Ssh 1.2.22 installed.  Don't worry, be happy. --dbushong
1998/1/29 [Uncategorized] UID:13587 Activity:nil
1/28    Deleted for my safety?  Thanks!
1998/1/28 [Uncategorized] UID:13586 Activity:nil 50%like:13529 66%like:13542
1/28    Tonight.  B5.  Casa de Nick.  7:00.  Be there.
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