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2000/8/9-10 [Uncategorized] UID:18934 Activity:nil
8/8     <DEAD>tomsmith.port5.com/drunkchicks.shtml<DEAD>
        \_ wow. their parents must be so proud of their 21st century digikids
        \_ what is this, Kids II?
           \_ "Butterscotch schnapps, yo."
2000/8/9 [Uncategorized] UID:18932 Activity:nil
8/8     When did psb graduate from Berkeley?
        \_ Email him and ask.
2000/8/8-9/1 [Uncategorized] UID:18926 Activity:high
Censored messages above this line certainly don't reflect opinions of the CSUA.
2000/8/8 [Uncategorized] UID:18925 Activity:nil
8/8      I want to buy samurai shodown (any version) for the gameboy.. I can't
         find it anywhere - tried online searches. I know it exists. Anyone
         know where I can get it, or where I should start looking?
2000/8/8 [Uncategorized] UID:18920 Activity:low
8/7     What are really scenic places/landscape in upstate NY?
        (Well, other than the big waterfall)
        \_ TJ Watson Labs
          \_ i thought that was just outside nyc.
2000/8/8 [Uncategorized] UID:18917 Activity:nil
8/7     WTF is sanitizing the motd!?!
        \_ It means to make it sanitary.
           \_ W as in WHO not as in WHAT!
2000/8/7-8 [Uncategorized] UID:18914 Activity:high
8/7     Can somebody point me to a study done on the demographics
        of people surfing the web?  And what sites are popular for each group?
        Thanks.
        \_ biology -- most are lonely white male seeking for SWF or SAF
        \_ Yes.  I can.
2000/8/7-8 [Uncategorized] UID:18911 Activity:kinda low
8/7     Someone please interpret last night's X-files for me. Thanks.
        \_ the devil cannot be killed (thats what he said to the pastor,
           right?).  but the devil was shot to death by skully.  and
           she also 'claimed' she had no intention of doing so.  therefore
           skully is the devil.  youre welcome.  and if this doesnt make
           sense, then dont worry about it.  go outside and do something
           other than watching tv.
        \_ well, think of large hairy labia engulfing you and spitting up
           warm pussy juice into the streets of LA-wannabee-vancouver
        \_ biology-- a devil is in everyone and it wants to fuck
           \_ I believe that is the ID in everyone and it wants to
              kill and f*ck.
2000/8/7-8 [Uncategorized] UID:18908 Activity:nil
8/7     I have a Linux box.  postfix is pre-installed.  Should I bother
        with qmail?  Thanks.
2000/8/7 [Uncategorized] UID:18906 Activity:nil
8/6     How could downloading free pornography ever be considered illegal?
        It's not like you are paying for exploitation. Who's to say that,
        if it weren't so readily available, that you would somehow take
        part in nastiness to ensure its existence? And, even if you did,
        that nastiness would be the crime, not the downloading of free porn?
2000/8/7 [Uncategorized] UID:18903 Activity:high
8/6     Are there any east bay clubs which have Salsa dancing?  Which nights?
        \_ Mister E's on shattuck wed nights - paolo
           \_ They moved to Emeryville.  Any others?
              \_ Is E'ville not East Bay?  Is Ashkenaz on San Pablo still
                 around? How about UCB campus Ballroom Dancing?
2000/8/7 [Uncategorized] UID:18902 Activity:insanely high
8/6     RIP.  Sir Alec Guinness a.k.a. Obi-Wan Kenobi.
        \_ I felt a disturbance in the force tonight. :(. as
         if millions of voices cried out in terror, and were suddenly
        silenced
        \_ Ok, who thought The Lavender Hill Mob was a better movie than SW?
2000/8/7 [Uncategorized] UID:18901 Activity:nil 66%like:20289
8/6l    [url without description deleted]
2000/8/7 [Uncategorized] UID:18900 Activity:nil
8/6     <DEAD>www.svmagazine.com/2000/week33/features/Story01.html<DEAD>
2000/8/6 [Uncategorized] UID:18897 Activity:nil
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2017/09/22 [General] UID:1000 Activity:popular
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2000/8/4 [Uncategorized] UID:18889 Activity:nil
8/4     <DEAD>joel.editthispage.com/stories/storyReader$139<DEAD>
2000/8/4-5 [Uncategorized] UID:18888 Activity:low
8/4     what's the diff between 1 channel and 2 channels in RAID Controller
        card?
        \_ 2 channels allows double the bus bandwidth.
2000/8/4-5 [Uncategorized] UID:18884 Activity:nil
8/5-1   <DEAD>redesign.earthweb.com/dlink.resource-jhtml.72.1082.|repository||softwaredev|content|article|2000|07|19|SDlairdbehl|SDlairdbehl~xml.0.jhtml<DEAD>
2000/8/4 [Uncategorized] UID:18880 Activity:nil 55%like:18872
8/4     Can someone please clean up /var/mail?  We're going to get
        bounced messages tomorrow morning unless it's cleaned out.
        Thanks.
        /dev/da0e             1270240  1128013    40608    97%    /var/mail
        \_ As of 7:30pm:
           /dev/da0e     1270240  1158790     9831    99%    /var/mail
           tjb, fucking moron....
        \_ Our spool is shrinking Obi-Root.  You're our only hope!
           /dev/da0e             1270240  1159194     9427    99%    /var/mail
2000/8/4 [Uncategorized] UID:18879 Activity:kinda low
8/5     Will Visual Studio and all subsequent documentation fit in
        3Gb? I am just using visual C++ and Basic and trying not to
        give my whole drive over to windows. (I know the IDE is what
        takes up all the room, not the compiler).
        \_ Yes, it will fit in the 3 GB.  Don't install the MFC source,
           all the docs, FoxPro, VSS, or InterDev.
2000/8/4 [Uncategorized] UID:18875 Activity:nil
8/3     Fight for the future - nuke Philly now
2000/8/4 [Uncategorized] UID:18874 Activity:nil
8/3     What do most of you do while waiting for long compiles or very
        long computer processes?
2000/8/4 [Uncategorized] UID:18872 Activity:high 55%like:18880
8/3     Not to be a nag or anything ... but can someone (rewt) look at
        the possibility of the mail mount filling up this weekend?
        /dev/da0e             1270240  1128013    40608    97%    /var/mail
        \_ As of 7:30pm:
           /dev/da0e     1270240  1158790     9831    99%    /var/mail
           tjb, fscking moron....
           \_ using fsck as an expletive isn't leet, it's lame.
2000/8/4 [Uncategorized] UID:18871 Activity:moderate
8/3     What does the postfix .db mean in a directory of digitized pictures?
        \_ The standard word is suffix
        \_ They are Dolby-encoded but the extra info is sideband.
        \_ DumBass
        \_ I keep thinking you are talking about the dbm format file for
           the postfix mailer
2000/8/3-4 [Uncategorized] UID:18865 Activity:nil
8/3     Drinking Kava Tea is DUI! Friends don't let friends Kava and drive!
        \_ BTW, Just ran across this cool "Don't drink and drive" commercial:
           http://www.adcritic.com/content/molson-wheelchair.html
           -- yuen
2000/8/3-4 [Uncategorized] UID:18863 Activity:nil
8/3     Anybody tried a free ISP like altavista or freeinternet?  How do you
        like it?  Just how much add are they pushing down your pipe?  And
        how much personal info do you have to give out?
2000/8/3-2001/4/6 [Uncategorized] UID:18854 Activity:nil
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2000/8/2 [Uncategorized] UID:18849 Activity:nil
8/1     How do I keep screen from putting stuff in the title bar of
        rxvt? I like it better when it displays it at the bottom
        of the terminal.
        \_ Add "hardstatus off" to your .screenrc.  --mconst
           \_ Thanks. ----ranga
2000/8/1-2 [Uncategorized] UID:18841 Activity:low
8/1     http://www.k-rad.net/plarceny/defcon-8/MVC-385F.JPG
        \_ wtf?
        \_ luser
        http://www.k-rad.net/plarceny/defcon-8/MVC-319F.JPG
                \_ It's Forsythe!!
2000/8/1 [Uncategorized] UID:18838 Activity:nil
7/29    ali, where have you been? I've been calling your home but you
        stopped answering. I like hearing your sexy voice-- "hello? HELLO?"
2000/7/31 [Uncategorized] UID:18835 Activity:nil 80%like:18824
7/30    just went dead and i'm told by the tech support that all fremont area
        will begin to use dynamic ip's instead of static ip's... sucks...)
        \_ man dhcp
           \_ Your Linux box is a DHCP client.  Turn this on in netconf/
              linuxconf.
        \_ noooooooo.
2000/7/31 [Uncategorized] UID:18831 Activity:kinda low
7/31 test
     \_ You fail.  NEW STUFF ON TOP.
2000/7/31 [Uncategorized] UID:18826 Activity:nil
7/30    I have a few SBUS cards I don't need anymore (mainly video, scsi, isdn).
        What's a good place to sell/trade them? ----ranga
        \_ ebay.
2000/7/31 [Uncategorized] UID:18818 Activity:nil
7/31    Dear motd god: I'm an animal right activist. I'm in love with this
        gorgeous Cantonese girl. However, she likes dog meat. What should
        I do?
2000/7/29 [Uncategorized] UID:18817 Activity:very high
7/27    What is ali's home phone number? Wanna get together for the old
        time sake.
        \_ are you a masochist? he's just as shallow, inept, and worthless as
           he ever was.
              \_ fuck him.  we all wish him ill  -- the anti-ali association
2000/7/29 [Uncategorized] UID:18816 Activity:nil
7/28    Death to ali
2000/7/28-29 [Uncategorized] UID:18809 Activity:kinda low
7/28    http://www.proboards.com/napster
        Sign the petition to boycott the RIAA!
        \_ Yawn.  Oh?  What's that?  Did you say something?
           \_ Yawn.  Oh?  What's that?  Are you trying to troll?
2000/7/28-29 [Uncategorized] UID:18806 Activity:nil
7/28    H0Z3RZ, Please clean up your spool!
        /dev/da0e             1270240  1168624       -3   100%    /var/mail

         8400 ccc       8544 sashew     8576 klee      8592 cmingyip
         8816 gsu       8848 lolly      8864 brianl    9248 skwok
         9376 nhut      9536 brianm     9584 danny     9728 android
         9888 rico      9920 athomas    10064 bray     10240 tchuang
        11072 sophal    11152 sky       11376 lila     12704 jdy
        19120 seljos
2000/7/28 [Uncategorized] UID:18804 Activity:nil 70%like:19619
7/27    Please to be fixing this, root:
/dev/da0e             1270240  1168624       -3   100%    /var/mail
2000/7/28 [Uncategorized] UID:18803 Activity:nil
7/27    Recursive pinhead deleted. Enjoy.
2000/7/28 [Uncategorized] UID:18799 Activity:nil
7/27    Ali Rahimi and his people deserve to DIE DIE DIE!
2000/7/27 [Uncategorized] UID:18791 Activity:nil
7/27    http://www.bustycasey.com/picweek/mvc-399f.jpg
        \_ Beos?
           \_ No. Tits.
           \_ what's Beos?
2000/7/27 [Uncategorized] UID:18785 Activity:nil
7/26    Should vegetarians be able to eat Animal Crakers?
        \_ Able to or allowed to?
        \_ Only when the moon is waxing and in 1/4 phase.
           \_ pi/2 phase
        \_ No! The cute white and pink coating actually is made with gelatin
           which we all know is made of horse hooves!
            \_ when did they start coating animal crackers?
            \_  circus animals != animal crackers
            \_ Actually, it's not horse hooves, but hair and fingernail
               clippings from criminals incarcerated in US prisons.
               Increased demand for gelatin is the real force behind
               the Three Strikes Law.
2000/7/26-27 [Uncategorized] UID:18779 Activity:kinda low
7/24    Socialist dogmatic leading question flamebait purged.  No cookie.
                      C is for Cookie, that's good enough for me.  _/
                      \_ does C++ stand for donut?
                                              \_ let them eat cake.
                                                \_ heh.
2000/7/26-27 [Uncategorized] UID:18776 Activity:nil
7/24    What da heck is da /var/preserve/ directory?
        \_ it's used by vi for temporary/recover files.  -tom
        \_ "man da preserve"
2000/7/26 [Uncategorized] UID:18773 Activity:nil
7/24    http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~prole/images/keith.jpg
        \_Ah, a picture of the actor paolo hired to get us to believe
          that this so called "keith" is a person, and not just paolo's
          alternate personality.
2000/7/26 [Uncategorized] UID:18767 Activity:nil
7/25    MOTD Poll:
        Trevor      1
        !Trevor     `wc -l /etc/passwd`
2000/7/26 [Uncategorized] UID:18765 Activity:nil
7/24     Anyone ever been to the Golden Flower Spa in SF? How are the ladies ?
2000/7/25-26 [Uncategorized] UID:18763 Activity:high
7/24    Asian girl/white guy troll deleted, and so is everything else.
        \_ You did a pretty good job.
        \_ Indeed. Excellent work. Commendable effort.
2000/7/22 [Uncategorized] UID:18754 Activity:nil
7/21    What is the limit on the size of attachments for email going in
        and out of Soda?
        \_ grep MaxMessageSize /etc/sendmail.cf
        \_ 2k.
2000/7/21-22 [Uncategorized] UID:18751 Activity:nil
7/21    Anyone try to buy tickets using moviefone by web or by
        phone (415-777FILM)?  Their interface is horrible!  How do
        you buy tickets?  (what are the exact buttons?)
        \_ Yeah, their interface blows.  Whether or not you can buy tickets
           depends on the theater he movie is playing at (some theaters just
           don't support purchasing tickets via 777FILM or the site).  Most
           likely, you were just looking at a listing where online/phone
           purchase wasn't available. -dans
2000/7/21 [Uncategorized] UID:18750 Activity:nil
7/20    It's not that easy being green;
        Having to spend each day the color of the leaves.
        When I think it could be nicer being red, or
        yellow or gold-
        or something much more colorful like that.
            \_ isn't green supposed to the subconciously horny color?
                \_ Frikkin' Apple Groupie
2000/7/21-22 [Uncategorized] UID:18747 Activity:nil
7/21    Has anyone here used either Megapath or Phoenix as your DSL
        provider?  Please email me.  --nevman
        \_ http://www.dslreports.com
2000/7/20-21 [Uncategorized] UID:18733 Activity:nil
7/20    AOL, Yahoo, and now MS messengers have voice chat capabilities.  How are
        these and how do they compare to Roger Wilco?  (I assume they're not
        multicast like RW).
2000/7/20 [Uncategorized] UID:18732 Activity:nil
7/19    Shit about lila deleted.  No one cares.  Go away.
2000/7/20 [Uncategorized] UID:18731 Activity:high
7/19    I'm a sophomore engineering intern, and already I feel dirty about
        what I'm building.  Is this a problem?
        \_ academia
        \_ What are you building, space cadet?
         \_ john carmack robot love dolls
            \_ Somehow, I doubt that.
        \_ it is not a problem. work on something else.
            \_ yer building a terminator aren't you....man, we are all
               fucked!  -- swings
2000/7/20 [Uncategorized] UID:18729 Activity:nil
7/19    Stay away from the Crazy Glue!
        http://www.foxnews.com/etcetera/071900/glued_organ.sml
2000/7/20 [Uncategorized] UID:18727 Activity:nil
7/19    http://jet-li.com
2000/7/20 [Uncategorized] UID:18726 Activity:nil
7.20    skate or die!  (but seriously)
        http://www.msnbc.com/news/432208.asp?cp1=1#BODY
        \_ outlooks sucks, use mutt
2000/7/19 [Uncategorized] UID:18724 Activity:nil
7/19    Who is this "sexy hat lila" lady?               -sophomore
        \_ man lila
2000/7/19-20 [Uncategorized] UID:18719 Activity:nil
7/18    Stupid quote from random deleted.  Try usenet if you want that.
        \_ you'd already know that if you read the man page.
2000/7/18 [Uncategorized] UID:18708 Activity:kinda low 80%like:18700
7/17    What is the operating principle behind Computer Associate's
        "Ted Nugent" and why is it so damn smart?
        \_ that's spelled noughat.
          \_ penis!
2000/7/18 [Uncategorized] UID:18706 Activity:high
7/17    Anybody know where I can find long-sleeved aprons?  I burned my
        forearms while cooking.  The only aprons I found are the sleeveless
        ones.  Or one of those things that just cover your arms.  What do you
        call those things?   -junior cook
              \_  LOL   what were you making?  trying to flambe some
                  custard?  I'm sorry...it's just sort of amusing.
                  \_ I was deep-frying chicken and the oil sprayed my
                     forearms.  Shit happens you know.
2000/7/17 [Uncategorized] UID:18702 Activity:high
7/17    Hi everybody! -hot asian girl
        \_ Hey baby, wanna come back to my place and fuck?
2000/7/17-18 [Uncategorized] UID:18695 Activity:moderate
7/17    FYI, BBFS = Better Business and Financial Services. Excellent book.
        Get it at your local book store now!
        \_ I read that lila is offering 10% off.
                \_ which lila? 10% off of what?
                   \_   there is only one true lila.  are you daft?
                        ever heard of the finger command?
                        \_ lila vs lolly can be ambiguous sans prior knowledge
                        \_ dont everyone finger lila at once now
2000/7/17-18 [Uncategorized] UID:18694 Activity:nil
7/17    Phil wrote a book?  When?
        http://www.attrition.org/gallery/spoof/puis.jpg
        \_ what is philzip, philOS, philX? Is that an abstraction like
           the Turing Machine?
2000/7/16-17 [Uncategorized] UID:18688 Activity:high 66%like:18683
7/15    Offering LILA at a 10% discount! Contact bbfs for more info.
        \_ Only $9 a night?! Wow, what a bargain!
           \_ You must have mistaken LILA for yermom.
           \_ You must have mistaken lila for yermom.
           \_ TWO-FIDDY
2000/7/15 [Uncategorized] UID:18686 Activity:nil
Always  cp! cp! cp is the standard way to restore the motd!
        \_ cunt.
2000/7/14 [Uncategorized] UID:18672 Activity:nil
7/13    What a cool Asian provider that do BBFS and BBBJ?
2000/7/14 [Uncategorized] UID:18671 Activity:nil 66%like:18076
7/13    xxxxxx this troll
        \_ xxxxxx xxxxx   xxx   Happy   xxx xxx x xxxxxxxx
           (xxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx.)
2000/7/13-14 [Uncategorized] UID:18667 Activity:nil
7/13    Who's censoring the squirt ride and underhill movie night???
        And why?  Squawk and squirt ya chicken shit!
2000/7/13 [Uncategorized] UID:18663 Activity:nil
7/13    When I was 18 I could jack off up to 8 times a day. Now at 30 I
        can only jack off 3 times a day. Is this decrease of performance
        normal for a guy?
        \_ Gee, are you sure it's a decrease in performance?  Maybe
           your masturbation is more effective now.
2000/7/13-14 [Uncategorized] UID:18655 Activity:low
7/12    You heard it here, first: Microsoft is moving to B.C.!!
        (see suspcious thread below asking about B.C. taxe rates!!!!!)
        \_ Which one is moving?
           \_ B.C.
2000/7/13-14 [Uncategorized] UID:18653 Activity:low
7/12    gAck!  I'm using Tera Term and I'm having trouble with backspace --
        I keep getting a ^? when try to backspace in my mail editor.
        Backspace is otherwise fine when I'm at the % prompt or in Pine.
        \_ stty erase ^\?
        \_ Also, Setup -> Keyboard
2000/7/11-12 [Uncategorized] UID:18640 Activity:high
7/11    Hello nickkral!
        \_ Whoa, I'm famous.  -- nickkral
                \_ Try selling that.
        \_ hello nick kralevich, the deadbeat engineering buddy
               - i haven't forgotten you
        \_Who are you?!
2000/7/11 [Uncategorized] UID:18637 Activity:nil
7/10   What's wrong with this deal?:
       (SBC teaming with Prodigy to offer free compaq presario
       with DSL service).  Contract is for 2 years at $60/month
       for DSL.
        \_ It's normally $40/month.  Guess what you're paying extra for.
2000/7/11 [Uncategorized] UID:18635 Activity:nil
7/10    has anyone seen or knows the reason why I only see Mexicans
        picking up the trash in the office and vacuming hi-tech cos.?
2000/7/10-11 [Uncategorized] UID:18634 Activity:high
7/10    When is ultra3 coming out from sun?
        \_ Dey iz comming owt wen deyz goode an redie!
        \_ Soon(TM).
2000/7/10 [Uncategorized] UID:18629 Activity:nil
7/9     San Jose Merky News is pure trash. Do NOT subscribe to it. Get
        NY Times or LA Times.
2000/7/10 [Uncategorized] UID:18625 Activity:nil
7/9     HOT FLASH! Man endures menopause! Story at 11!
2000/7/9 [Uncategorized] UID:18624 Activity:nil
7/8     What is the typical "home cooked" meal eaten after work?
        \_ asian pussy
                \_ Not in my house.  We don't cook it.
2000/7/9 [Uncategorized] UID:18623 Activity:high
7/8     hello, does anyone here own a turbo porsche?  I'd like to ask about
        something most of you don't know, for the point of showing off.
        \_ Showing off the small penis that the porsche makes up for?
                \_ It doesn't make up for it.
2000/7/9 [Uncategorized] UID:18622 Activity:high
7/8     hello, does anyone have any suggestions for lodging in monaco?
        i'd like to ask about something most of you don't know, just to show
        off about my impending travels.
        \_ "impending"? Sounds like it is menace about to occur, hovering
           threateningly. There's a saying about travel and such attitude.
                \_ Monaco?  Try the Blue Parrot.  Off 4th and Harbor.  Can't
                   miss it.
2000/7/8-9 [Uncategorized] UID:18618 Activity:moderate
7/7     Funyons reduce censors effectiveness by 70-80 percent!!!
        \_ what are funyons?
           \_ aren't they those onion chips?
2000/7/8 [Uncategorized] UID:18616 Activity:nil
7/7     MOTD Poll:
        On most of my accounts, my umask is set to:
        000: 0
        002: 0
        022: 0
        027: 0
        066: 0
        077: 0
        777: 0
2000/7/8 [Uncategorized] UID:18613 Activity:kinda low
7/7     Anybody going to BayFF?
        \_ Yup.
2000/7/7 [Uncategorized] UID:18609 Activity:nil
7/7     stupid web question deleted by original poster.
2000/7/7-9 [Uncategorized] UID:18607 Activity:nil
7/6     Is a PII much better than a k6-2 ?  (for running a server)
        \_ "It doesn't matter."
        \_ K6-2 300 had a recall because it didn't work with BSD/Linux.
           Other than that "minor" detail, they will both work just fine...
2000/7/7 [Uncategorized] UID:18606 Activity:high
7/6    What happened to http://www.pricewatchers.com
        \_did you mean to try 'http://www.pricewatch.com for computer part prices?
           \_ i did. thanks
2000/7/7 [Uncategorized] UID:18605 Activity:nil
7/6     Hello I am a White Guy and I like this Guy.
        \_ If you both ride bike and run linux, NO PROBLEM!
2000/7/5-6 [Uncategorized] UID:18591 Activity:moderate
7/5     Anyone have any experience with Lucent tech support?  I've been
        looking around their web page for an age now trying to find an
        email address where I can ask a relatively complicated question
        about one of their DSLPipe routers.  -John
        \_ Hahaha.  And I was trying to find info about the Definity phone
           switch we're buying from them.  Good luck.  --dbushong
        \_ Unless you have a support contract, you're probably SOL.
           dbushong, DON'T DO IT man.  Especially not a "low end" package.
           Lucent sucks. BTDT -crebbs
2000/7/5 [Uncategorized] UID:18588 Activity:moderate 66%like:18587
7/3     lame-ass push/pop 50 year old question thread
        Re-pruned this thread due to folks still talking about it.
        \_ so as I was saying, no, it isn't provable.  at best, the push/pop
           is the same as the general purpose machine.
           \_ It is not "at best" the same.  A general purpose machine is a
           turing machine, which is strictly more powerful than a push-down
           stack machine.  Now shut up and go away.
2000/7/5 [Uncategorized] UID:18587 Activity:nil 66%like:18588
7/3     lame-ass push/pop 50 year old question thread
        \_ The answer is no, because the general purpose machine can always
           do the push/pop nonsense, but may have other instructions that
           reduce memory usage that push/pop can't do.  So, at best, the
           push/pop can only match the general purpose machine but never
           beat it .  push/pop is a subset of the functionality of the
           general purpose machine.   Now stop posting silly shit.
        \_ it LOOKED like a good question, but upon further inspection, it
           became clear that the poster was a moron.
2000/7/3-4 [Uncategorized] UID:18579 Activity:nil
7/3     Test yourself silly:
        http://dmoz.org/Science/Social_Sciences/Psychology/Tests_and_Surveys
2000/7/3-4 [Uncategorized] UID:18578 Activity:kinda low
7/3     Where can i get a copy of CloneCD?
        \_ http://google.com
            \_ "What IS it?" (to quote Barry from RE)
2000/7/1-3 [Uncategorized] UID:18575 Activity:moderate
7/1     Walter Matthau, RIP.
        \_ Good.  No more grumpy old men sequels.
            \_ damn, that's some cold shit.  hope somebody pisses
               on your grave when YOU die...
               \_ Reduce, reuse, recycle.
2000/6/30-7/1 [Uncategorized] UID:18570 Activity:moderate
6/30    Please keep your lower regions to yourself.
        \_ penis is not a toy!
           \_ what the fuck else is it
2000/6/29 [Uncategorized] UID:18565 Activity:nil
6/29    Larry Ellison is one arrogant bastard.
        \_ As arrogant as tom?  Or tjb?
2000/6/28 [Uncategorized] UID:18561 Activity:nil
6/28    Dear Motd: I'd like to post somethin', but I'm afraid that tom
        is going to flame me or simply delete the post. What should I do?
2000/6/28 [Uncategorized] UID:18560 Activity:high
6/28    I'd like to touch bases with you...
        \_ I only go to 3rd base...
2000/6/25-27 [Uncategorized] UID:18549 Activity:nil
6/24    Followers of Ra, ignite!!
2000/6/24-8/2 [Uncategorized] UID:18544 Activity:nil
06/23 Soda always decides to wedge itself on Friday evenings, doesn't it.
2000/6/23-24 [Uncategorized] UID:18542 Activity:moderate
6/23    Does anyone have an old copy of Exceed for win95 they are willing
        to trade/sell cheap? email me. -kcammack
        \_ Download from depot.
2000/6/23 [Uncategorized] UID:18540 Activity:high
6/23    When buying expensive items on EBay, do most sodans go
        through an escrow service?  Do escrow services work?
        \_ even without the direct reference to mogul, this is still a
           troll.  -tom
2000/6/23-24 [Uncategorized] UID:18536 Activity:moderate
6/22    <DEAD>media2.bmrc.berkeley.edu/projects/CSvideo/index.html<DEAD>
        mconst, 5th year? 6th year? Which is it?
        \_ "girls can't code", ha ha ha
        \_ social life outside EE/CS? Bullshit.
        \_ oh god this is horrid.  Find the people who did it and take away
           their video cameras.  They have lost any rights to own one.
        \_ Was I the only one with the sound out of sync by 5 seconds no
           matter where I started it?
           \_ It was sync'ed for me.
        \_ What bar is "down the street" from Soda?
           \_ Copy Central
           \_ The top secret backroom speakeasy at Top Dog.
2000/6/22 [Uncategorized] UID:18526 Activity:nil
6/22    http://www.teamtaos.com/events/linux  Email me if you want more info. --chris
2000/6/22 [Uncategorized] UID:18524 Activity:nil
6/23    Any recomendations for network hardware and mailorder places
        to buy it?  Specifically a hub with 8 10baseT, 1 AUI and 1 BNC
        connectors and some networking cable.
         - seidl
2000/6/22 [Uncategorized] UID:18522 Activity:nil
6/23    EE job opportunities. If interested pls fwd resume  - hkg
2000/6/22-24 [Uncategorized] UID:18520 Activity:moderate
6/22    http://www.wushu.net/quiz
        Pop Quiz -- What do these models have in common?
        \_ What do those models have to do with Wu-Shu?
           \_ Pretty unbelievable.  Surgery?
                \_ Your sister?
        \_ MANHAM!
        \_ Huh. I guess this means they really DO all look alike.
                \_ And you're a pinko.
                   \_ Since when does racism (or trolling in this case)
                      equal communism?
2000/6/22 [Uncategorized] UID:18518 Activity:nil 66%like:20018
6/19    Jobs available.
2000/6/22 [Uncategorized] UID:18517 Activity:nil
6/20    I'm confused.
2000/6/22 [Uncategorized] UID:18516 Activity:nil
6/20    For the purposes of user apps, what would the approximate performance
        equivalents be?
2000/6/22 [Uncategorized] UID:18515 Activity:nil
6/20    Can anyone recommend a brand?
        \_ Durex.
2000/6/22 [Uncategorized] UID:18514 Activity:nil 61%like:17109
6/22    motd summarized for your convenience  -motd summary subgod
2000/6/22-8/2 [Uncategorized] UID:18512 Activity:nil
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2000/6/21-22 [Uncategorized] UID:18511 Activity:low
6/20    Can anyone recommend a brand for dry-erase whiteboards (3'x4' and
        larger in size)?  I've seen the Quartets, but most of them have
        fold-up hangers, which look ugly.  Anyone know any economy-priced
        mobile whiteboards (on casters)?  Most of those are > $200.
        \_ "Average" price is $600 in the business world. If you want
           to spend $100 or so, just go to OfficeDepot/Max.
           \_ Yeah, the porcelain on steel boards are $200-400.  Can you
              suggest a brand name?
              \_ Steelcase, Herman Miller, Hon.
                 \_ Herman Miller and Hon don't have white boards on their
                    web sites, and Steelcase doesn't have a price.  Thanks
                    anyway.
2000/6/20 [Uncategorized] UID:18502 Activity:nil
6/19    I remember a while back there was a discussion on how to get anonymous
        mail from overseas.  Was there any conclusion?  Renting a mailbox
        from say Mailboxes, etc requires a valid id?  This is not for drug
        trafficking or child porn or some illegal shit like that.  I just need
        to receive documents from a company from overseas.
        \_ then why does it need to be anonymous?
2000/6/19 [Uncategorized] UID:18500 Activity:nil
6/19    Anybody know if men rape each other in prison in other countries of
        the world?  Or is that a strictly an american phenomenon?
2000/6/19 [Uncategorized] UID:18494 Activity:nil
6/18    Yawn.
2000/6/16 [Uncategorized] UID:18485 Activity:nil
6/14       \_ I see.  For near-sightedness, how does 20/xx translate to/from
              the number of "degrees" that some people use to measure near-
              sightedness?
                \_ maybe you mean diopters. there's only approximate
                relations between 20/x ratings and diopters.
                see http://www.lpf.com/source/rk/20something.html
                   \_ I don't know.  I was told that my short-sightedness is
                      simply "550", and everyone in my home country seems to
                      understand it.
                      \_ That's probably meant as -5.50
2000/6/15 [Uncategorized] UID:18478 Activity:very high
6/15    How come cmlee's messages get deleted so quickly?
        \_ tom
                \_ I haven't deleted a message signed by cmlee in months. -tom
2000/6/15-16 [Uncategorized] UID:18477 Activity:low
6/14    The red eye correction pen I can find have green color.  Where
        can I find brown/black pen that are good for correcting red eyes
        on print paper?
        \_ Try Looking Glass on Telegraph.
           \_ Thanks for the reply but I no longer live in CA.  Any
                mail order places?
                \_ Have LG ship it.
2000/6/15-16 [Uncategorized] UID:18474 Activity:very high
6/14    Pretty cool, I just saw our very own Spencer Kimball and Gene Kan
        on PBS' News Hour.
        \_ Who?
        \_ if you have to ask you don't know you fucking asshole! -(fucker)
           \_ I think that's about the stupidest, most vacuous statement I've
              seen masquerading as a motd flame in a long while.  Try again,
              shithead.
              shithead. - !original poster
                \_ you obviously don't know, mr hotshot.  why don't you
                   try calling (fucker) a shithead to his face, eh?
              \_ <stupidity deleted>
              \_ You have to imagine (fucker) saying it in person, then it
                 will make sense.  -!(fucker)
2000/6/14-15 [Uncategorized] UID:18471 Activity:very high
6/12    Take it to a newsgroup.
        \_ Waaah!  Do I 'win' if I got the last word in?
        \_ yeah!  i did get the last word in right before this guy erased
           it (obviously you didn't read it though). -uctt
2000/6/14-16 [Uncategorized] UID:18467 Activity:nil
6/14    http://www.cs.bell-labs.com/cm/cs/who/rob/utah2000.ps
        Master Rob Pike has spoken
        \_ pike off, taffer
2000/6/13-14 [Uncategorized] UID:18459 Activity:nil
6/12    soinc foundry's acid dj 2.0 free with rebate at http://staples.com.
2000/6/12-14 [Uncategorized] UID:18452 Activity:low
6/12    So i am looking at a packet, the header info seems right, it gets
        an ack packet from where it is being sent but it doesn't do what
        it is supposed to when it gets there.  Ether-Peek doesn't seem to
        let me read what is inside the packet (except in hex).  Where can
        I get a hex reader? OR is there way to do this in Etherpeek that
        i just haven't found? (or gnusniff or whatever, i'm not particular)
        \_ use snoop on solaris.
                \_ tcpdump -vvv will do this too, I think.  -John
        \_ M-x hexl-mode
        \_ Convert hex in your head, like a real man.
                \_ Convert?  You mean you don't already think in hex?
2000/6/12-14 [Uncategorized] UID:18451 Activity:kinda low
6/12    Help. For some reason I've been getting call spammed by recruiters
        in the past few days. They have somehow gotten my home phone number.
        How do I make them stop?
        \_ sufficiently related:
           http://volatile.simplenet.com/kym/humor/telerid.htm
        \_ tell them in no uncertain terms to go eat shit and die.  If they
           call again tell them you will find out where they live.
        \_ Hassling phone calls from a single organization are subject to $500
           fines.  You have to tell them that you want to be placed on their
           do not call lists, get their name and record the time.  If they
           call you again you can nail them.  I forget how though- I've never
           had to go that far.
        \_ http://www.nolo.com/encyclopedia/articles/ctim/nn199.html
        \_ "What's your name?  What company?  One second while I add you to
            my list of people I'll be certain to never work through again."
        \_ Same way to stop other spam. Change your phone number.
2000/6/11-12 [Uncategorized] UID:18444 Activity:nil
6/10    How the hell do I get rid of unwanted sockets stuck in a FIN_WAIT_2
        state?  It's the most annoying thing... without rebooting, I cannot
        seem to get those to shutdown() or close() the socket.  How can I
        send the FIN/ACK signal it's waiting for?  --mtbb
        \_ you can't.  Go read a couple stevens books and you'll see why.
2000/6/11 [Uncategorized] UID:18443 Activity:nil
6/8     Get some new postings.
2000/6/11-12 [Uncategorized] UID:18439 Activity:nil
6/10    What's the URL for the Information Futures (is this the right name?)
        market that's run out of the University of Indiana (is this the right
        place?)?  Thanks.
2000/6/9 [Uncategorized] UID:18437 Activity:nil
4/69    The motd needs more discussion of hot asian pussy. Thanks.
        \_ so post your own troll. it's not that hard.
2000/6/9 [Uncategorized] UID:18436 Activity:nil
4/69    Interesting question: What's the difference between Priceline and
        HR/recruiters when they ask for your salary?
2000/6/8-9 [Uncategorized] UID:18432 Activity:kinda low
4/69    OH!  SO SORRY MICRO$OFT!  THANKS FOR PLAYIN KIDDO!
2000/6/8-9 [Uncategorized] UID:18428 Activity:nil
6/7     Can someone re-post a link from a while ago re: building an anonymous
        internet?  Thx!
2000/6/8-9 [Uncategorized] UID:18422 Activity:very high
4/68    Where can I buy very small packs of desiccant?  They are found in
        shipping cartons of equipments etc. but I can't find them in any
        store.
        \_ Use of such materials in manner inconsistent with labeling is
           strongly discouraged.
                \_ Let him.  It's a Darwin thing.
         \_ Try shipping companies, like ULine.  So what is the "other"
            use?
            \_ kitty litter.
                \_ Your pussy is gonna get chemical burns on her ass. That
                   stuff is pretty strong, and not intended for contact
                   with living tissue (well, living tissue that is meant
                   to remain living)
                \_ You use it to keep things dry and prevent fungus growth
                in general, especially if you live on the east coast and has
                no air condition.
                \_ Shut up, cmlee.
        \_ Try a gun shop, dessicant is often used when storing ammunition.
        \_ DO NOT EAT.
2000/6/6 [Uncategorized] UID:18421 Activity:nil
6/5     What's a good book for someone who knows how to program but wants
        to learn about networking?
        \_ The Novell Networking Compendium, 3rd Ed.
           Bantam Books Publishing, Ltd.
2000/6/5-6 [Uncategorized] UID:18413 Activity:high
4/66    How do I change the typematic rate (ie keyboard delay/repeat) under
        Solaris2.5/openwin?
        \_ use the -ar1 & -ar2 options (see man Xsun - you can specifiy them
           when running xinit or openwin as well).
        \_ xset
        \_ xset does not set this under Solaris, twink.
                \_ Sure it does.  Why insult someone on a personal leve just
                   because you incorrectly think they're mistaken on a
                   technical question?  Seek help.
2000/6/4 [Uncategorized] UID:18411 Activity:nil
6/4     Anyone find something a little wrong with this?
        http://www.netcraft.com/whats/?host=www.openbsd.org
2000/6/4-9 [Uncategorized] UID:18409 Activity:moderate
4/69    April never ended, bitch. -motd april god
2000/6/4 [Uncategorized] UID:18407 Activity:kinda low
04/64   So who are you really and what were you before? What did you do
        and what did you think?
        \_ Rick is the type of person that if I were a woman, and I weren't
           around, I would be in love with him.
        \_ first post!
2000/6/4 [Uncategorized] UID:18404 Activity:very high
04/64   http://www.CSUA.Berkeley.EDU/~ilyas/problems/blue_eyes_suicide
        Heard this one from a coworker.  Have fun.  -- ilyas
        \_ DA STARS! DA STARS!
        \_ A more painful twist on the centuries-old "dining philosophers"
           problem. Really not all _that_ impressive.
           \_ Ok, try the other one then. -- ilyas
        \_ Is this for real?
2000/6/4 [Uncategorized] UID:18401 Activity:moderate
04/64   FREE EDU T-SHIRT : College students can register at http://edu.com and get a
        free t-shirt  (US residents only)
           http://www.weeklyfreebie.com/cgi-bin/00/0530.cgi?tshirt
        \_ just what we needed, more crappy tshirts with ugly ads on them.
        \_ Can I get on their spam email list too?!
2000/6/3-4 [Uncategorized] UID:18398 Activity:high
04/64   Any of y'all do online gambling? I'm looking for recomendations
        to bet foosball.  Pref. at a gambling site that gives me money to
        start and has a low juice.  (but obviously one that won't cheat
        me is most imortant)
        \_ <DEAD>www.footballsuckersonline.com<DEAD>
        \_ <DEAD>www.foosballsuckersonline.com<DEAD>
2000/6/3-4 [Uncategorized] UID:18397 Activity:high
04/64   Today is the beginning of an awsome era.  Nostradamus has spoken.
        \_ Well, no, not really.  He's dead for a long time and hundreds of
           his predictions, no matter how much you twist them have not come
           even close to true.
           \_ even a stopped clock is right twice a day
                \_ I liked the nostradomus vs. the aliens show on sci-fi until
                   we lost sci-fi channel.  Who knew he could've predicted the
                   coming invasion too?
2000/6/2-4 [Uncategorized] UID:18392 Activity:high
6/2     http:/~tpc/grrls/01jenna.jpg.  Is that Jenna Jameson, the one that was
        once on Howard Stern's show in "Private Parts"?
        \_ tpc sounds christian.
        \_ Who sang "Walking in Memphis?"
          \_ Howard Stern sings?
          \_ billy joel?
          \_ Cher. (at least one version of it)
          \_ Marc Cohn?
        \_ soft03.jpg is in the wrong folder.  It should be in /booys/
                \_ Thuon is gay
                   \_ But is he hot?
2000/6/1 [Uncategorized] UID:18383 Activity:nil
6/1     On my ISP, I want to have a default umask of 77 for privacy.
        However, for all my home-page development directory stuff,
        I want it to automatically be exactly umask 22 (readable files
        -rw-r--r-- and world-executable-directories drwxr-xr-x).
        Any suggestions on how to do this, preferably so I do not
        have to run a lot of chmod commands or set an alias?
        I also prefer that plain files are not execute (-rwxr-xr-x)
        but if necessary, directories being drwx--x--x are OK. Thanks.
        \_ cron
2000/6/1 [Uncategorized] UID:18382 Activity:moderate
6/01    Ultra 5's are now $779 w/ monitor under Educational discounts.
        Plus you get free credit toward Sun instructional courses.
        \_ Where do I go to get that price?  url?  It still shows
           $1295 over here:
              http://store.sun.com/docs/specials/education/education.jhtml
2000/6/1 [Uncategorized] UID:18379 Activity:nil
5/31    I want to be able to flush out all args in va_list (man va_start)
2000/5/31 [Uncategorized] UID:18376 Activity:nil
5/30    Question revealing ignorance of city politics and traffic issues
        deleted.
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