7/8     oj got a livejournal
        http://community.livejournal.com/ourbedrooms/1031097.html

7/8     Colorado is the thinnest state:
        http://calorielab.com/news/2008/07/02/fattest-states-2008
        \_ Agreed, and they have the prettiest and healthiest
           hot blonde women. Go blondes!
           \_ Can't say I noticed lots of pretty blondes in Colorado. People
              there (in Boulder anyway) are fit, though, but butter faces.
        \_ Yeah, they all go skiing on weekends. -- ilyas

7/9     What a gorgeous movie about magnetic fields!
        http://www.semiconductorfilms.com/root/Magnetic_Movie/Magnetic.htm

7/8     Can I carry hand grenades or rockets for defense?
        \_ How else are you going to overthrow a tyranical government?
        \_ Only if you open carry.
        \_ no.. they are not common weapons
           \_ true but they protect people from a bunch of gangs with
              guns. Another question is how easy is it to get grenades?

7/7     Welcome to Tijuana, formerly South Central LA
        http://preview.tinyurl.com/6b5w2a [la times]
        \_ Sad part is that Tijuana would be an upgrade from what it was
           in the 1980s and 1990s.

7/7     Oh Merkel!  Trying to deploy her Weapons of Mass Distraction again.
        Only that they are much less effective this time.
        http://biz.yahoo.com/ap/080706/germany_g_8_food_prices.html
        \_ lolol she has boobs!

7/7     So, Jesse Helms #1 Fan, what do you think of teh gay?
        \_ ???

7/6     last day she was in town.  i got 4 this morning.  i am so sore.

7/4     basically got raped this morning.  maybe i should go on oprah.

7/4     twice this morning.  will this ever end.
        \_ Your best bet is to marry her if you want it to end.

7/3     three times every day.
        dear god i just want some rest.

7/3     Barack Obama hasn't ordered the bombs to fall, although to be fair, he
        has associated himself with someone who has -- William Ayers.
        \_ Interesting quote from a domestic terrorist.
           \_ The quote isn't from Ayers, it's referring to him.
              \_ In that case, nm.  It's dumb.
        \_ Dittohead Desperation Level: Orange
           \_ Troll Success Threat Level: Green
                \_ Threat Level Success Level: Goldenrod

7/3     BLM to start processing applications for solar development on public
        lands:
        http://preview.tinyurl.com/3sgr2m [nyt]

7/2     motd getting hella laid guy here.  i just want to sleep.
        \_ what's going on?

6/30    I just got spam claiming to be from an international antiterrorism
        action committee. How odd.

6/29    Congrats!  "The Population Bomb" is 40 years old today.
        \_ Thanks to various birth-control technologies.

6/29    The market sets high oil prices to tell us what to do:
        http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/219fcbde-2108-11dd-a0e6-000077b07658.html

6/29    I'm actually gay and I want someone to sodomize me now!    -reiffin

6/27    I have a bunch of reiffins free market drivels I want to sell.
        Should I sell on http://Half.com or http://Amazon.com?
        \_ I haven't had any problems with Amazon.

6/27    The Hulk: see this movie!  Best line: "Is that all you got?"

6/26    Well, I tell you, I sure do love the supermarket
        http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/7139492.stm
        \_ I wonder what his said.
        \_ 1. Those characters don't sound like "Roo".
           2. In what part of the world do those characters mean "supermarket"?

6/27    Go see WALL-E.
        And visit http://buynlarge.com
        \_ Does the movie have a preachy environmental theme?
        \_ do you have an enormous penis?  same answer.
           \_ Who are you responding to?
        \_ It has an environmental theme. If it preachy that's a matter
           of personal opinion.

6/27    my eyes! They burn!
        http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1819422
        \_ It hurts so good.

6/27    Nigeria scam solved!
        http://tech.yahoo.com/news/pcworld/147575

6/26    Well, I tell you, I sure do love the suprmarket
        http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/7139492.stm
        \_ I wonder what his said.

6/26    Sick of youtube? Now here's jewtube!
        http://www.jewtube.com/video.php?next=watch

6/26    Oh, Zombie put up another post on the tree-sit a while back.
        http://www.zombietime.com/zomblog/?p=25
        "Dumpster Muffin?"  How did she pick the pseudonym?  I suppose it's
        supposed to affectionately refer to her dumpster diving habits, but
        it just makes think of a "toilet loaf."

6/26    So what's up with Miyazaki's obsession with little girls?
        \_ Huh?
           \_ Go see "My Neighbor Totoro" and then work your way
              forward.
              \_ Those movies are made _for_ little girls, not about them.
              \_ Anyone who make moves for children is obviously a pervert.
                 I mean, how about that Walt Disney guy anyway? Perv!
        \_ what's up with YOUR obsession with little girls?

6/25    So if SCOTUS rules that you have a right to open-carry a loaded
        handgun, what will gun-fearing CSUAers think?
        \_ open carry in california is already legal, but unloaded

6/25    wow i didnt know there were so many ways
        http://scienceblogs.com/agoodpoop/2008/06/successful_suicide_edition.php

6/25    Will these pictures blow tom's head off?
        http://dc.mybikelane.com
        \_ tom doesn't believe in bike lanes. - danh

6/25    I need to send a lot of junk snail mail to someone. What's the
        best way to do this? I used to go to the bookstore and sign up
        a bunch of magazine info sheets but this no longer works.
        \_ Ignoring your ill intention, why does that no longer work?
          \_ Well they seem to be a lot smarter. For example if you circle
           everything, they will just ignore your requests. Also if you
           circle too many unrelated topics within the magazine, they also
           don't send anything. So basically I'm getting rate limited.
           The other thing is most magazines today don't have those things
           anymore. They just rely on advertising their URLs.

6/25    So what term of imprisonment is out of proportion to child rape?
        \_ Eternity.  99 year sentence to be Bubba's toy would be about
           right.
           \_ Sounds good to me. -Lefty
              \_ Joking about prison rape pisses me off. Fuck you. Seriously.
                 \_ You've got mighty thin skin to be posting fuck-offs to
                    the motd.

6/25    Rolling Stone's hardon for Obama:
        http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/2/6/2/1/21471262.jpg
        \_ Yeah!  I mean what the fuck are they thinking!  Damn MSM!

6/25    What part of campus is Dumpster Muffin on?
        \_ In the grove below the stadium.

6/24    Hoax of lost Amazon tribe
        http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/91536
        \_ More like incompetent media.

6/22    RIP George Carlin

        a shotgun a year ago?
        http://youtube.com/watch?v=T87-H6RgjRI
        \_ I assume this is all admissable in court?
        \_ holy crap this is amazing.
        \_ I can't youtube from here.  What's it say?

6/23    God in heaven invented movies with nude scenes with Amanda Seyfried

6/23    How can I somehow link Obama Inc. to Stalin starving the Ukraine
        into eating their fellow citizens during the famine?

6/21    Pasadena reached 100F and San Fernando reached 106F and it's
        only June. Remind me, what is it about LA that's so great??
        \_ Freedom.
           \_ Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose.
        \_ Rose Parade. Free heater.
        \_ In'N'Out nearby.
        \_ far away from feces flinging hippies.
        \_ 100F? I live in Pasadena and it was 108. However, I heard it
           was a frigid 98 in San Jose. When it's 75 in January you gain
           a new appreciation for LA. This 100+ stuff is not typical.
           \_ Well get used to it, because it'll be like this for many
              decades to come.
           \_ It was 72 in San Francisco today.

6/20    Australia fatter than US:
        http://preview.tinyurl.com/64llss [gadling]
        \_ Woot!
        \_ Because someone else doing worse than you makes your own faults ok.
           How about making the world a better place instead of cheering when
           someone else sucks more?

6/20    Since I'm sure the rest of you are as sick as I am of soda dinging
        about a reboot every hour for the next few days, I think I'll go
        ahead and set one for a little bit from now. Any objections? I'll
        check this at 14:00 PDT, then set a timer for 15:00 as long as nobody
        complains. -kimbrel
        \_ Excellent, thanks. -ausman

6/20    The future price of petrol is f***ing expensive!
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZlT4w2tZmg
        \_ So is the current price.

6/19    Looking for a nice wireless keyboard. How's the DiNovo?

6/18    To the guy who posted about investing in a "Target Retirement" fund and
        anyone else thinking of the same:  DON'T DO IT.  It is a scam.  There
        is no guaranteed return.  Actually ... Everyone please go ahead and
        invest in these funds, so I can transfer your wealth to me.
        \_ Nice troll. Ok, not really.

6/18    <DEAD>www.23andme.com<DEAD>
        Genetics just got personal.
        \_ Oh hell no.

6/17    Bob Beckel (who brought the smear up) blames right-wingers for it.
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyWiRQXaR8A
        \_ "The smear"?  Please whomever you are, go away and go away soon.
           \_ (Well, Obama calls it "the smear")

6/17    Tabs on the side of FF (works with 3.0)
        <DEAD>addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/5890<DEAD>
        \_ How can I disable tabs?  I hate new things.

6/16    If you are under 13 years of age you may read this
        message board, but you may not participate.
          \_ and of course if you still want to do something you can just
             pretend to be over 13 and click YES I AM OLD ENOUGH unless
             you're Christian or Mormon in which case you shouldn't lie.

6/16    If you are under 13 years of age you may read this
             message board, but you may not participate.
          \_ and of course if you still want to do something you can just
             pretend to be over 13 and click YES I AM OLD ENOUGH unless
             you're Christian or Mormon in which case you shouldn't lie.

6/15    haven't gone in 4 days
        boughts to get ugly around here

6/16    gays

6/16    Pax. Rather than bringing up the same old dirt, howzabout we try
        posting positive things about the two candidates?
        \_ How about this: either one would almost assuredly be an improvement.
           \_ How about: either one will be up for reelection in 2012. How
              about: you don't have to vote for either one.

6/15    Top Gear Season 11 Trailer:
        http://youtube.com/watch?v=z-230-VhBS0&feature=related

6/15    D20 from the 2d Century:
        http://preview.tinyurl.com/57eeue [gizmodo]

6/14    I'm trying to set up my retirement funds to invest entirely into
        one of these Target Retirement funds (where you just set it and
        forget it, essentially). I'm a UC employee so I have the option to
        invest in a UC Pathways 20xx fund (where xx=retirement year), but
        since it's all via Fidelity, I have access to Fidelity Freedom
        Funds. Any recommendations on which to use? Anyone recommend the
        UC pathways fund? Thanks.

6/13    RIP Tim Russert (sudden heart attack)
        \- this is kinda ironic considering the hillary flack
           who just refered to TR's dead father who is alive.
           \_ Hillary who?  (told ya a year ago she wouldn't make it)

6/12    NSFW: this man has a 12" penis
        http://xtube.com/user_videos.php?u=forearm604

6/12    I've never been to New England, but will be going soon. Among the
        things we can do, we can spend a day/night in Cape Cod or Block
        Island. Block Island (from photos) seems more beautiful with the
        bluffs, but perhaps it's too cozy. Which is better for a first-timer?

6/12    Friday 13th is actually safer than the average Friday:
        http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080612/od_nm/luck_odd_dc

6/11    my /var/mail/(myacctount) directory is missing..

6/11    What's a good place to buy nice Aeron chairs from?

6/10    Can "obaachan" in Japanese mean grandmother?  I thought grandmother is
        "obaasan", but someone told me it's "obaachan".  Thx.
        \_ AFAIK they are both grandmother.  They differ in levels of
           familiarity/respect.
           \_ Thx. -- OP
        \_ "-san" is an honorific; "-chan" is more of an affectionate term.
           "obaa" is the base term meaning grandmother; colloquially, it can
           also mean "old woman," though you would only use the base without
           an honorific if you were being rude. To be really rude, you could
           even skip the initial honorific "o-" and substitute a curse-word:
           "kuso baabaa" = "shitty old bitch." Then run. --erikred
           \_ hahahaha funny. How about the store "Obaji" where a bunch
              of old women go to get their facials done?
              \_ Perhaps you mean: http://www.obagi.com ?
                 Also, the base term for grandfather is "ojii-"; hence the
                 same for "old man," which is why all the kogaru call you
                 "sukebe jiijii!"

6/11    Welcome back sloda!

6/11    Real life Unicorn:
        http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080611/ap_on_fe_st/italy_unicorn
        \_ Throw jewels at it!

6/10    open carry makes me feel as if i have a big ass penis
        \_ Is it chilly or do you just have ......

6/10    Is there a library in python that lets me append parameters
        to URL? I just want to add "?hello=1" or "&hello=1" depending
        on whether a URL already has parameters.
        \_ try request() in urllib2 . mess around with urllib urllib2
           and urlparse. -  danh

6/10    has Satan helped the Celtics win yet?

6/10    is the Pixies song "Gigantic" about emarkp's enormous Mormon penis?

        \_ Dittohead Desperation Level: Red

6/10    Barack has a senior moment
        http://youtube.com/watch?v=Zc6wQMVHhic
        \_ Yay! You're participating!

6/9     http://preview.tinyurl.com/6ymhy5 is pretty amazing.

6/9     emarkp, defend this:
        http://preview.tinyurl.com/52h59e
        but please don't shoot me.
        \_ Hi anonymous troll! -emarkp
        \_ Defend what?  That torture is or is not punishment? -!emarkp

6/8     hello motd storage gurus, do any of you use EVMS?  thanks.

6/6     hans on 48 hours:
        http://www.cbsnews.com/sections/i_video/main500251.shtml?channel=48HoursOndemand

6/6     oil jumps $10 a barrel today.
        thanks hippies.
        \_ Have oil prices been going up? I didn't notice. -bike riding hippie
        \_ Has oil prices been going up? I didn't notice. -bike riding hippie

6/6     5/12 Sichuan was an inside job.
        \_ Nonsense.  It is all BUSHCOS fault!
           \_ "How do we know BUSHCO didn't cause the 'quakes?"
              "The quakes happened, didn't they?"

3/6     God is a Celtics fan.  Satan loves the Lakers.
        \_ Is the Rapist still leading the Lakers?

6/5     Does any one have darin's current email?  He doesn't seem to
        be responding to his soda email. -jrleek

6/5     Anyone know of a good asian supermarket/market in LA, on the westside
        around venice blvd and sepulveda? just looking for the staples
        (noodles, sauces, spices, etc.) Thanks!
        \_ Nijiya Market on Sawtelle is probably close by. Also there's
           Mitsuwa on 3760 S Centinela

6/4     I think I got up in the middle of the night and deleted my
        pron RAID5.  then went back to bed.  oddest thing ever
        \_ Are you taking Ambien?
           \_ No.  I'm just crazy.

6/5     A-style clothing, a brand you can get behind.  *cough*
        http://www.astyle.it
        \_ Thanks for the link to an all-flash site!  yay!
         \_ http://www.tikirobot.net/wp/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/a-style.jpg

6/4     Weird sports merch.  #3 is perfect for motd gun guys!
        http://www.asylum.com/2008/06/04/wonderfully-weird-and-useless-sports-merch

6/4     Thus begins our cool grey goo tomorrow:
        http://blog.reprap.org/2008/06/reprap-achieves-replication.html

6/3     Well, I haven't been here in awhile, but it is very nice to see
        that I could predict the content before I even saw it.  Way to
        go motd - most reliable place on the internet.
        \_ Excellent content-free post!
        \_ Weak troll.

6/3     did any of you other old nerds play LEGACY OF THE ANCIENTS
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdPTDTc5-y0

6/3     Anyone know how long after graduation your campus email will work?
        -mrauser
        \_ Do you mean soda mail?
        \_ <DEAD>kb.berkeley.edu/kb1385<DEAD>
           \_ Thats what I aws looking for, thanks. -mr

6/3     Okay, anyone want to make a case for Obama?

6/2     does anyone here only use 80 column terms?  I'm thinking of editing
        MOTD in 132 column mode.  would anyone care?
        \_ yes and yes.
        \_ Yes. Yes.
        \_ I use 80-column PuTTY as well as 80-column xterm.

6/2     What's a good Chinese pen recognition + dictionary program to
        get? Ideally I'd like to be able to hover on top of characters
        and the program would tell me what those compound words mean.
        Does such a program exist?

6/2     Fresno high school valedictorian scheduled to be deported.
        YES.
        \_ "Seventeen-year-old Arthur Mkoyan's 4.0 grade-point average
           qualified him to enter one of the state's top universities. But he
           and his mother have been ordered back to Armenia after their last
           appeal for asylum failed."
           But of course, all the illegal Mexicans aren't deported.
           \_ They aren't?  I'm sure that's news to all the ones that have
              been deported.
           \_ They pick our crops.  We need food.
              \_ They pick our cotton.  We need socks.

6/2     was the cat in the hat always this bad
        http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3145/2542762855_0b9655998d.jpg

6/1     emarkp, are you going to the AFRICAN AMERICAN PIONEER MORMON
        documentary next week
        that is part of the SF Black Film Festival?
        \_ Are you going to the troll bridge?

6/1     dans why did Facebook get rid of the 'We hooked up' option?

6/1     what the hell are these, barnacles?
        NSFW: link:preview.tinyurl.com/64ngsn
        \ looks like its http://tinyurl.com/5gr5rk - !oj
          \_ these are better
             http://preview.tinyurl.com/4vs8ja

6/1     [REDACTED]
        \_ AND IT FEEL SO GOOD!!!!!!!

5/31    So why didn't the dems just give them 3/5 the delegates?
        \_ 'Cos they're not slaves, duh.

5/30    I love this picture--cops and troopers
        http://kiku.tumblr.com/post/6342554/order-of-the-empire

5/29    What's your favorite caliber? .38 Special, .357 Magnum, 9mm Luger,
        .40 S & W, and .45 ACP, .44 Special, .45 Colt, .357 Sig,
        .380 ACP, 10mm Auto, .38 Super?
        \_ For what?
        \_ 2 x .50 Desert Eagle -mpayne
        \_ They're all so damn sexy I can't pick just one. Ohhh yeah,
           feel that cold hard brass, the tingle of excitement as you
           slot them into a magazine, the weight of a loaded handgun in
           your hands. Such power for a powerless geek.
           \_ which lube do you recommend?
        \_ 9mm
  \_ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:80_cm_Gustav_shell_compared_to_T-34.jpg
           \_ Wasn't such a big cannon going to damage the underlying rail
              tracks when it fired?
        \_ The correct answer is: "the largest calibre you can comfortably
           shoot." -- ilyas

5/29    Awesome!  A trip to the north pole, including....penguins?
        http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5bz6h_penguins_news
        \_ Way to go, stock footage intern.

5/29    http://s3.tinypic.com/2hcdh8p.jpg - danh
        \_ NSFW?
           \_ is safe - danh
        \_ Is that some cowboy gesture?
        \_ The commander in chief can command any cadet to chestbump him.

5/28    [bunch of crap about Michelle Malkin thinking Rachael Ray wore
        a pro Palestinian scarf in a Dunkin Donuts commercial.  Yes it
        really is that inane.  Go google for it or something.  I worry
        about humanity.]
        \_ Michelle Malkin takes conservative stupidity to "11"

5/28    http://www.thehistoryoflosangelesgraffitiart.com
        http://www.50mmlosangeles.com
        Only in Los An-Heles. Oh, how I love Los An-HELES. ME GUSTA.
        \_ El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula.
        \_ Uh, dude.  Graffiti has been the darling of the art scene all
           over the country since at least the 80s.
           \_ Yes but LOS ANHELES is the graffiti MECCA of the world.
            \_ Never been to New York, have you?

5/28    Rachael Ray wears a scarf, Michelle Malkin says it looks Islamic,
        Rachael Ray takes off the scarf.
        http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24860437
        \_ Michelle Malkin is not white. In fact she looks PHILLIPINO
           and non-patriotic. Therefore she should go back to her country.
           \_ Filipino, white man.
        \_ Not quite accurate, but good enough for Olbermann's network.
           The kiffiyeh-as-fashion is abhorrent, like the Che t-shirts, and
           this looks a lot like one, though it isn't one.
           \_ Let me guess, if you wear a suit without a tie you are a
              anti-semitic homophobe?
           \_ are you a fucking moron?  IT'S A SCARF.  GO OUTSIDE.
              GET ON TRAIN.  FIND WOMAN IN THIS SEASON'S FASHIONABLE
              SCARF?  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH.  SCARF SCARF SCARF
              SCARF fuckhead.  its not a che shirt.  its not a symbol
              of communist oppresssion.  you are too stupid to live.
              \_ I love how this sputtering monkey thinks HE's the smart one.
                 -!pp
           \_ Che shirts are kitschy, not abhorrent. They imply a lack of
              understanding.
              \_ As does the Kaffiyeh.
                 \_ Dude, the Kaffiyeh is not a symbol of terror.  It's a
                    fucking hat.  People wear them all the time without being
                    evil dark skinned terrorists.  And she was wear a fucking
                    SCARF.  If it's around your neck it isn't a Kaffiyeh.
                    \_ This one's around the clueless Ricky Martin's neck
             http://michellemalkin.com/archives/images/kaffiyehchic002.jpg
                       \_ as a scarf... and why is it "abhorrent" again?
                          \_ The phrase "Jerusalem is ours" inscribed in Arabic
                             on it.
                             \_ You have good eyes
        \_ I wish I could sue Michelle Malkin for bringing up stupid shit
           and polluting websites this week.  fuck.
        \_ How does Michelle Malkin monetize my wanting to stick a car
           bumper up her ass?

5/28    Anyone use latest Bittorrent.exe?   I don't think it properly picks up
        peer connections.  I'm going back to uTorrent.

5/28    Why am I downloading "Evil Dead: The Musical" ?

5/28    NSFM: http://preview.tinyurl.com/3f7aab
        Anyone have nipples that do this?

5/27    Hey everyone, it's 5/27 now
        \_ And?
           \_ And people can stop creating entries labelled 5/26

5/25     Hives update: For past few months, they've been mostly contained to my
         feet. And to tell the truth, it's almost erotic the pleasure I could
         get from scratching my ankles and soles, which was then promptly
         followed by oh-shit-my-skin-is-on-fire burning. When we had the heat
         wave, the rash on my legs and fingers came back.
        \_ Benadryl. (sp?)

5/26    Speed Racer: OMGWTFBBQ for the short-attention-span theater folks.
        Best movie I'll never recommend.
        \_ BBQ?
           \_ dumb internet meme

5/25    What happened to Nikki Cox?
        http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/4852/ncbk0311yl.jpg
        http://forum.bearchive.com/files/633800-nikki_cox_cbs_me_big.jpg
        \_ I don't know, that link is forbidden.
        \_ (first URL) What's wrong?  She has always been busty.

5/24    how do I explain to people that my cell phone is disconnected
        because my dad's an alcoholic and I blew my money on nipple
        piercings?
        \_ Post this on your livejournal. Along with pictures. Hell,
           everyone else does.

5/24    midget amy winehouse:
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=953QO6oQOXc

5/23

5/23    How to Creat a Magibon:
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwzwshKGMv0&feature=related
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLEDRMZEMzw&feature=related
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwkOJ7TifIE&feature=related
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFX2wwOnDAo&feature=related
        \_ Yay, can I have the minute I bothered to spend watching this
           back now, please?

5/23    What's the deal with the http://csua.org URL shortener? Lots of links
        below do not resolve.
        \_ I'm amazed people still use this crap
           \_ Why is this crap?  Thx.  -- !OP
           \_ Why is it crap?  Thx.  -- !OP
        \_ owner's dsl is out, due to incompetence of telco/isp.
        \_ just use tinyurl.
           \_ The problem is following the links of *others*.
           \_ "Lots of links below do not resolve"
              It's not a matter of me needing a shortener. I wanted to
              follow links others had put up previously.

5/22    So when faced with facts about the rising costs of oil our
        resident Chicken Little chooses to delete the thread. Why am I
        not surprised.
        \_ I will let you post after you stop trampling my posts,
           ASSHOLE.
           \_ You can't handle the truth.

5/22    http://video.aol.com/video-detail/jackie-johnson-kcal/1483092246
        Jackie Johnson is hot. 10 stars.

5/20    Dear asianphile who keeps posting underaged videos of fake Japanese
        girl. You're about as cool as this guy. May not be SFW:
        http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/163/18932007yk6.jpg

5/18    why is john stossel such an asshole?

5/17    My new favorite blog, "Judge a Book by it's Cover"
        http://judgeabook.blogspot.com
        link:tinyurl.com/329au9
        \_ Relax everyone.  I checked the site and the site owner uses
           proper grammar unlike the OP.  ("... its Cover")

5/17    What happened to soda?  Is it fixed or should we expect more downtime?
        \_ Who needs email during semester break?
           \_ I bet most of the sodans now are working people.

5/17    What's going on?

5/15    I'm an idiot.   -Asianphile

5/16    Dim, why don't you FUCK OFF

5/15    This is stupid.

5/16    RIP Robert Mondavi

5/16    Don't you hate it when this happens? Try touch typing on this:
        http://www.flickr.com/photos/jacobgordon/2455618195/in/photostream

5/15    bay bridge closure sched:
        http://www.baybridgeinfo.org/Display.aspx?ID=52

5/15    [pantsload of Glenn Beck drivel deleted.  if you care, go
        google for 'glenn' 'beck' 'harvard']
        \_ Without trolls, there wouldn't be much in the motd.

5/15    Where can I torrent old episodes of SIMON AND SIMON?

5/15    some asian woman in a new honda just rolled up and took all
        of the aluminum cans and glass i put out for recycling.
        i guess i know how she got that new car.
        \_ Asian people are great at filling in free market niches

5/9     MOTD cleansed.  - r liberation front.

5/9     New Winter pics found:
        http://www.filemojo.com/01888982130902/winter.rar
        \_ Jesus christ.

5/8     Who decided it was "death to 'r's day"?

5/8     History Channel-- Spanish conquistadors & Carribean fights, etc.
        The Spaniards rule!!!
        \_ Wait, port Portebello fell to the Bucaneers. Nevermind.
        \_ Wait, port Portebello just fell to the Bucaneers. Nevermind.  -op
        \_ Wasn't The Histroy Channel changed its name to History?
        \_ Didn't The Histroy Channel change its name to History?

5/7     I like having sex with blondes. What city is good for that
        sort of thing? N Cal sucks big time.
        \_ Go to fuck in Sweden.
           \_ They no like stinky Americans
              \_ They do as long as you aren't an ugly American.
                 \_ Or as long as you have enough money.
        \_ Real or bottle blonde?
           \_ I prefer real but whatever, if she looks good, I don't
              really care. So which city is good for this? N Cal
              is full of non-blondes with flat chested boy figured girls.
           \_ They no like stinky Ameicans
              \_ They do as long as you aen't an ugly Ameican.
                 \_ O as long as you have enough money.
        \_ Real o bottle blonde?
           \_ I pefe eal but whateve, if she looks good, I don't
              eally cae. So which city is good fo this? N Cal
              is full of non-blondes with flat chested boy figued gils.
        \_ Minneapolis
        \_ Memphis
        \_ Beverly Hills
        \_ Bevely Hills

5/6     This may be the coolest thing I've ever seen
        http://www.boingboing.net/2008/05/06/phoneunlocking-simsh.html

5/5     http://hello.eboy.com/eboy/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/FTN_CommunicationCity_06t.png

5/1     My professor mentioned the frobenius norm in class, but it it sounded
        like 'pro-penis norm.'  Took me forever to figure out what he was
        trying to say.
        \_ Stop day-dreaming about your boyfriend, bro.

5/1     No risk, no reward, right?
        http://csua.org/u/led

5/1     Happy May Day...hope none of you are working.  Good to see all the
        programming related talk on the MOTD again!
        \_ May Day!  May Day!

5/1     DC Madam (operated home business from Vallejo) kills self.
        \_ Umm, why do I care? Link?
        \- Killed by Billary?
           \_ What for?  She had nothing to do with them.  Her customer lists
              were already made public.  Vince Foster, otoh....
              \- "just to watch her die"

4/30    Does anyone use that Getting Things Done system? Is it a useful
        system, or is it just a big hype? Thanks!
        \_ randal is the resident GTD spokesperson

4/29    Why don't atheists have problems like this:
        <DEAD>www.csua.org/u/lds<DEAD> (No, I did not pick "lds" http://csua.org did)
        This is a video, btw.
        \_ 20-year imprison-and-rape-daughter-in-basement guy was an
           athiest!
           \_ URL?
              \_ No URL.  I made it up.  I'm an athiest and this is the
                 type of immorality people afflicted with religiousity
                 regularly accuse athiests of.
              \_ Just looked into this.  It is claimed Fritzl is jewish.

4/25    What exactly is the New World Order?
        \_ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_World_Order pick one.
        \_ As I recall it was a group of good wrestlers gone bad in the 90's.
           One of them was Hulk Hogan.
           http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_World_Order_(professional_wrestling

4/25    All hail "The Uno"!
        http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2008/04/the_uno_a_one_wheeled_mot.html