10/17   What's good on the History Channel this week?   -not getting laid #3
        \_ Bowden's "Stalking Jihad"
           Saturday, October 20 08:00 PM
           Sunday, October 21 12:00 AM

10/17   anyone else think they might be allergic to gluten?
        http://www.eastbayexpress.com/2007-10-17/news/sliced-dread
        \_ My boss's wife is allergic to gluten.

10/17   Go to Build-a-Bear and you may win a trip for 4 to NYC for
        Hannah Montana's concert!
        \_ http://tv.disney.go.com/disneychannel/hannahmontana
           Oh ya, like, us mid 30 old farts are interested, unless of
           course, you're writing to motd child molesters?

10/15   Is there a command line that can convert tabs to spaces
        properly?
        \_ cat /tmp/foo | col -x > /tmp/bar
        \_ cat /tmp/foo | expand -t 8 > /tmp/bar
           Change 8 to whatever tab characters should display.

10/15   It occured to me this morning that treating trools as equal to real
        thoughts so far, been a poor choice.  This suggests the practice
        will probably die out eventually.
        \_ Why delete my reply?

10/15   Talk about bringing a gun to a knife fight:
        link:www.mercurynews.com/ci_7183508?source=rss
        \_ Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!

10/13   People say blondes are dumb. Is this primarily due to genes,
        environment, or media rumor? What does The Bell Curve say about
        blondes?
        \_ Really, blondes aren't any dumber than anyone else.  They're
           just seen as more beautiful and desirable, so everyone else
           wants to put them down somehow just out of envy.
           \_ While that's true, I've also noticed that, in general, people
              who can get by on looks tend to do so.  This tends to reduce the
              amount of experience they get in other areas. Experience creates
              knowledge, which is a commonly used as a metric for intelligence.
              \_ I'm not so sure how much people can actually "get by on looks".
                 If they're "getting by on looks" it often means they're
                 getting used because they've got looks.
                 \_ Lots of movie stars are as dumb as rocks.
                 \_ These are not mutually exclusive and in fact often go
                    hand-in-hand. People who get by on their looks often
                    expect to be used for their looks, if they think about it.
        \_ People who dye their hair blonde are probably dumber than the
           average--and that accounts for most "blondes".
        \_ I did see a blonde do the "roll on you bears" cheer in the
           opposite direction at a game few weeks ago.

10/15   http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20896254
        Rise in vaginal tightening surgeries a concern, reports MSNBC.

10/13   Mitt Romney has an MBA. He'll get us out of recession.
        \_ Just like W. has an MBA.

10/11   See, the Patriot Act *is* working:
        http://caedefensefund.org

10/12   Bought a bunch of G at around 470, should I sell now?
        \_ No.  Never sell Google.  It can only go up.  Forever.
        \_ You paid 470 for ghb?  Dude, you got ripped off.

10/11   For all you single guys on soda, a dating website for YOU
        http://www.soulgeek.com

10/10   The Orange Box rocks

10/9    Something up with the /var/mail? *Poof*
        \_ People still read mail here?  *boggle*
           \_ Well, one has to catch up on one's Viagra deals...

10/9    "approval voting *eliminates* the spoiler problem, how
        do you feel it fails to address it?  IRV,
        however, partly because it is not monotonic,
        and due to several other side effects risks
        *severe* spoiler effects. -dans
        \_ I don't think IRV's shortcomings in voting theory really
           are a practical concern. In common cases the results seem
           acceptable to me. How does approval voting eliminate spoilers?
           If there are A,B,C and I prefer A>>B>>C, do I vote for B or not?
           If I want A to win, I could not vote for B, but then I risk
           C winning which I really don't want. It depends on the perception
           of how likely each one is to win. It doesn't appear that different
           from the winner take all thought process.

10/9    Soda's down, YAY!

10/8    Question for the motd perverts.  I was talking to some friends
        about flypussies.  It's well known that one problem with pussies is
        their resistance to perverts (it's the well known effect that keeps
        us virgin).  One proposed way of handling this is to take
        supplements so our geekiness counteract each other.  The question is,
        how much supplements should you take to beef up?  -- ilyas

10/8    How do I get pass by the popup in the following url?
        http://thesuperxxx.com/movie/black/0/21/541/5

10/8    "Interpol hunts suspected pedophile"
        http://www.csua.org/u/jo6
        Why was this man so stupid as to block his own face with some non-
        trivial yet reversible technique?  Why not just do something very
        simple yet irreversible, like covering it with a rectangle of one
        color?
        \_ Because he's an idiot?  Obviously he didn't realize the swirl was
           reversible.

10/7    Battle of the Bulge. On KCET. Better than History Channel.

10/5    *snip!*

10/3    Is that a Real Doll?  Wow!  So real!
        http://www.youporn.com/watch/13668
        \_ Another one: http://www.youporn.com/watch/212
        \_ It'd be more real if the skin is not as glossy.
        \_ HA! Funny how he pulled out and squirted on his left hand
           so that he wouldn't have to clean up the doll. Now in
           real sex... Oh well, I guess it's better than no sex.

10/2    If you go to Build-a-Bear Workshop now, you will get a chance to
        win tickets to Hannah Montana Concert!

10/2    tom are you actually holding G stock? If so, I wish you the
        best of luck. Tee hee hee.              -short G @ 600 guy
        \_ Yes, I have GOOG.  Up 30% in 6 months so far.  Forward PE 30
           based on conservative assumptions.  -tom
        \_ Yes, since about March.  Up 30% so far.  Forward P/E 30.  I don't
           need luck.  -tom
           \_ People don't learn from the dot-bomb days.
              \_ Yeah, especially people who hold AMZN, +180%.
                 Not everything bombs.  -tom
                 \_ Just most of it.  Why did you wait to buy until March when
                    you've been hawking it here for much longer, IIRC?  If you
                    had bought at $83 you could have quit your job.
                    \_ It didn't fit my risk profile until more recently.  I
                       hadn't been hawking it, I'd just been pointing out
                       [correctly] that it was stupid to short it.  -tom
                       \_ And now that it's even more expensive it does
                          fit your risk profile?
                          \_ No, now that it has several more years of
                             data to examine and compare.  -tom

9/29    History Channel, MMA fighting. Gotta watch it.    -sexless guy #3
        \_ hey maybe we should hang out. - motd bitter sexless guy #1, the
           original baby!
           \_ How do you deal with it? I'm thinking about buying
              Fleshlight. What about you?               -#3 guy (op, pp)
           \_ You guys should hook up.

9/28    Why did you delete my recollection of last night's grunting
        loud reaming of my girlfriend's roommate while i laid in bed
        wondering what the fuck has gone wrong with my life?  I was being
        completely serious. - motd bitter no sex guy.

9/28    http://quotes.ino.com/chart/?s=NYBOT_DX&v=s
        http://www.amergold.com/email2/GMU_11-06_dollar_logo.gif
        Dollar index sinks past historic low
        \_ Wah! And the interest rates for banks/CDs tanked this week. Screwed.
        \_ Weak President, weak dollar.

9/27    So whatever happened with Sameer's effort to become one of the FEW
        and the PROUD?
        \_ they apparently don't take gnomes
           \_ GO GNOME OR GO HOME!  GNOMES ARE THE BEST WARRIOR RACE!
              \_ Pft.  Dwarves get +2 Con, -2 Cha, with no size penalty.

9/27    So the new website is up. Naturally it's not done, so we are prepared
        to face your derision, metal pots on our heads and wooden swords in
        hand. Please email vaheder with any suggestions, comments, and
        improvements. Danke.
        \_ larper!

9/25    I just started soaping my ass.  Will girls like me now?
        \_ No.
        \_ Gay guys might.
        \_ Not if you keep doing that in public.

9/25    Wolf pups for sale. Is this even legal?
        http://www.pets4you.com/pages/wolfzone1.html
        \_ Wolves aren't an endangered species so yeah I think it is.  Is it
           *smart* to own a completely wild/undomesticated hunter who can
           kill you?  The law doesn't bar being stupid.
        \_ Troll-wannabe?  The site explicitly states they're wolfdogs
           (~half wolf), and warns repeatedly that it's not for most people.

9/24    Is alcohol a good way to deal with flying anxiety?
        \_ Depends.  Are you the type to get violent when drunk and get
           arrested?  How much anxiety are you talking about?  You get
           sick?  You go nuts and try to open the doors in mid air?
        \_ Weed is probably better. Bring some hash brownies.
           \_ Yeah, because no one gets paranoid on weed.
        \_ Not unless you pass out easily/quickly.

9/24    help, my ass is bleeding and I can't seem to get fastcgi working
        in apache. anyone have a working example of either that I could
        take a look at? thx

9/24    Where can I buy a Snapes action figure in San Francisco?  thanks.
        \_ Things From Another World at the Metreon, Jeffrey's Toys on Market
           and 3rd, and there's a comic book & toy shop on Geary around 18th.

9/24    R.I.P. Marcel Marceau
        Query: would holding a moment of silence be considered in bad taste?

9/24    Does genital herpes transmit from mother to child?
           \_ It's possible... but in 99.9999999999 percent of the time
              it won't happen.  While the kid is in gestation, the kid
              shares in the antibodies the mother generates and is immune
              while going through the birth canal (note this doesn't help
              the kid later in life when he/she starts slutting it up).
              there is this window where the mother gets infected with HSV,
              doesn't know it, has not developed the hsv antibodies,
              and gives birth, then the kid has a slight
              chance of catching eye herpes and being born blind or with
              a brain infection.  you avoid this by giving the mother
              a c-section.
              \_ Yeah, if the mother is at a high risk herpes outbreak
                 (which is very rare when about to give birth) the
                 doctors will strongly recommend a c-section.
        \_ It can, and it can do so dangerously.  See the wikipedia
           article.
           \_ It's possible... but in 99.9999999999 percent of the time
              it won't happen.  While the kid is in gestation, the kid
              shares in the antibodies the mother generates and is immune
              while going through the birth canal (note this doesn't help
              the kid later in life when he/she starts slutting it up).
              there is this window where the mother gets infected with HSV,
              doesn't know it, has not developed the hsv antibodies,
              and gives birth, then the kid has a slight
              chance of catching eye herpes and being born blind or with
              a brain infection.  you avoid this by giving the mother
              a c-section.
              \_ Yeah, if the mother is at a high risk herpes outbreak
                 (which is very rare when about to give birth) the
                 doctors will strongly recommend a c-section.

9/21    only $120 an hour!
        http://img130.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-22625/loc69/39980_huge_Liana_123_69lo.jpg

9/20    if anyone is looking for a UI developer job
        pls contact jsl@csua.berkeley.edu

9/20    32DD

9/20    wall works fine.

9/20    bring back x11 oj

9/20    Cool.  Now $1 CAN = $1 USD.
        \_ The Fed rules.  I'm hoping for 1 peso = 1 dollar.
           \_ ^The Fed^The Bush Administration

9/19    How to get kicked out of K-mart:
        http://www.gilaizen.com/images/kmart.gif
        \_ is this supposed to be some sort of viral marketing for K-mart?
        \_ fake, of course.

9/19    Going to Japan for 1 week... mostly in Tokyo. Anyone care to recommend
        some stuff to do there this time of year? Thanks.
        \_ Schoolgirls in uniform.
        \_ Wake up early and get to Tsukiji (the Fish Market). They're
           closing soon, so this might be your last chance.
        \_ Kabuki.  I love kabuki.  And sumo.  And the Sony Building.
           Check out Hakuhinkan Toy Park in Ginza.  I also usually make a
           pilgrimage to the yakimanju machine next to Ueno station.    --brain
           \_ I am not a woman or a child.

9/19    I realize this kind of thing is going to be mostly marketing, but
        is there any value to be had by going at all?  I think I'd be
        reasonably happy if there was close to 50% of actual "seminar":

        <DEAD>www.newsletterarchive.org/2007/09/10/222437-You're+Invited+High-Performance+Networking<DEAD>

9/19    I realize this kind of thing is going to be mostly marketing, but
        is there any value to be had by going at all?  I think I'd be
        reasonably happy if there was a significant amount of actual "class".

        <DEAD>www.newsletterarchive.org/2007/09/10/222437-You're+Invited+High-Performance+Networking<DEAD>

9/19    when are you making Dont Tase Me Bro! shirts

9/18    Kill two people?  Not guilty.
        Commit a strong arm burglary?  Up to 30 years per count.
        Sigh....
        \_ Hey, he got away with the first one, why not try again?

9/18    http://www.life-act.com
        Rather than getting a taser (which requires background check which
        I will most likely not pass) I bought the state of the art pepper
        spray instead. Totally kick ass.
        \_ Uh, hostile liquid projectile that shoot out at 270MPH is not
           safe, is it? At that speed, a liquid is as hard as concrete
           and you can literally blow out someone's cornea. I hope this
           is for law enforcement only; this thing is too deadly for
           civilian use.
           \_ Nice liberal sheep - must let others protect me from me.
        \_ I once accidentally pepper sprayed myself.  Just the littlest
           bit.  That stuff fucking SUCKS.
           \_ How did you accidentally pepper spray yourself?
        \_ I was pepper sprayed by police once in a night club parking
           lot...that shit hurts!  -sky
           \_ Why were you sprayed? Were you acting like a jerk?
        \_ Why wouldn't you pass a background check? Are you sure you
           should be carrying pepper spray?

9/18    Moray eels have 'alien' jaws, freaky.
        http://www.news.ucdavis.edu/search/news_detail.lasso?id=8282

9/18    Barry Manilow:  Another lefty pussy.
        \_ My favorite is Could It Be Magic, from Chopin Prelude Op. 28 No. 20.

9/17    Shades of "Andromeda Strain"
        http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1898253/posts

9/18    More Tasers!

9/17    Anyone know anyone who works at Pixar?  My fiance's little brother
        (highschool) is writing a report on how animation reflects/influences
        american pop culture and needs to interview people as part of the
        report.  thx!  --sky
        \_ Aubie worked there. Dunno if he still does.

9/17    I was helping my ex move over the weekend and I moved this
        shoebox out of her closet and out slipped this massive
        foot long dildo.  Jesus christ is must have weighed at least
        9 pounds.
        \_ Nine pounds sounds heavy, but a foot's about average,
           \_ This must be some conservative thing.
           isn't it?  Do you just have a really small penis or something?
        \_ For a foot-long sandwich ... er ... dildo to be nine pounds, either
           it's made of very dense material, or it's a very thick penis.
           it's made of very dense material, or it's a very thick dildo.
           \- your weight estimation is off. a 17in 5 D cell maglight
              is 2.5 lbs with batteries. solid cylinder of iron 30cm long
              with 2.5cm radius would be just over 10lbs. 6.5lbs at 2cm radius.
              \_ Dildos weigh a lot less than maglights.
              \_ Iron is very dense material for a dildo.
                 \- i was speaking to the absurdity of the OP's estimate.
                    btw, iron isnt that dense at metals go. brass, copper,
                    btw, iron isnt that dense as metals go. brass, copper,
                    gold, silver, platinum, lead, magnesium, nickel, uranium
                    all significantly more dense. maybe use MARAGING STEEL
                    for nuclear fuel production/ho purposes.
                    \_ IRON COCK.
       \_ The question I want to know is: Did you mention this to her?
          What did she say about it?
          \_ No.  I cannot compete with a foot long 9 pound iron dildo.
             \_ Kindly post pics for those of us who can.
        \_ And you said, "can I help you with that?"

9/17    Dont you hate it when you're wondering what is that horrible
        smell, and it's you!

9/17    Does the Cal Alumni Assoc. still give out free e-mail addresses for
        alumni?  I can't find this in http://alumni.berkeley.edu.  Thx.
        \_ Yes. See <DEAD>cal.berkeley.edu<DEAD>.

9/13    stupid lame cut n paste porn story purged unread.

9/15    I am fat, black, cranky and menopausal.  You do NOT want to mess
        with me.

9/14    difference between Judo and Jui-Jitsu ?
        \_ Complete sentences?
         _ Judo is a sport (simmilar to wrestling) while Jui-Jitsu is a
           martial art. -scottyg

9/14    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20773657/site/newsweek
        ... as an Internet discussion grows longer (and more heated), it
        becomes more and more likely that someone or something will be
        compared to Hitler.
        \_ Uh, why did you quote that and not the blood and treasure thing
           which was the point of the article?
        \_ I find it amusing that Godwin's law has now been referenced in a
           mass-consumption newsweekly magazine. -dans

9/14    Thanks for deleting a thread I was participating in, you fuck!
        \_ You're welcome!      -deleter

9/14    psb was pretty hot a few years ago
        http://video.tinypic.com/fullsize_video.php?v=2ez5qp0&width=640&height=530
        \_ Which one is she?
        \_ Psb is dark, handsome, square faced, and is very GQ. In short,
           psb is classy, unlike these 2 skanks.
           \_ and ambiguously gay.
                \_ http://tinyurl.com/2ne9ew
                   \_ The requested URL /aAfkjfp01fo1i-32462/loc733/28512_ \
                      224322898_123_733lo.jpg was not found on this server.
        \_ Is that a Mont Blanc pen?
           http://home.lbl.gov/~psb/PSB_MISC/PSB-IMF.jpg
        \_ The busty one is hot.  But what do these two "Do I Look Like a
           Slut?" chicks have to do with psb?
        \_ Does this vid go anywhere? I mean, what's the point? Thank god I
           fast-forwarded this, or I'd have to kick your ass for wasting my
           five minutes.
           \_ Here's the video you should have pointed to:
              http://www.avclub.com/content/videocracy/2009

9/14    As her ______ sag, so does her career (Demi Moore):
        http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20763645
        \_ Did Demi Moore ever really have a career?  She's done what?  The
           ghost movie thing with whoopie goldberg and what else anyone can
           remember?
           \_ Blame It On Rio. St. Elmo's Fire.

9/12    CLEANSE.

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9/13    34HH! goddamn.
              \_ Maybe you should re-evaluate your extremist views, dans.
                   The June 1995 issue of WIRED magazine quoted a member of the
                   Electronic Frontier Foundation as saying that EPIC "made
                   everybody else at the table look moderate. It's the old
                   good-cop-bad-cop routine."
                   \_ In 1995 the EFF was radical.  They realized there was
                      a damn good chance important rights were going to be
                      stomped on and acted quickly to fight that.  That was
                      12+ years ago, when almost noone had any concept
                      of digital privacy and rights.  Then there was this
                      whole thing called the .com revolution and now, and
                      while the EFF may not be mainstream it is far from
                      extremist.
                      \_ Anyone who does not support the Patriot Act is
                         an extremist. EFF does not support the Patriot Act.
                         Therefore EFF is extremist. Q.E.D.
                         \_ Nice strawman.

9/13    http://www.landsburg.com/norm.pdf
        A paper on efficiency vs justice, and inevitability of disagreement.
          -- ilyas

9/13    Convicted rapist out of jail after serving only six months, just
        because he issued an apology.  What justice.
        http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070913/ap_on_re_us/to_forgive_release
        "Having waited 20 years for justice this shortened sentence makes
        justice feel incomplete," the victim wrote.

9/13    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20586948
        Penta-millionaire is the new millionaire (inflation)
        \_ Don't worry, with the housing plump, "millionaire" will re-gain its
           old status soon.
        \_ 'A proposed amendment would create a new definition for "large
           accredited investor" that ...... would exclude the equity in one's
           personal residence.'
           Poll: What's your net worth by this new definition?
           < $0         :
           $0-250K      :
           $250K-500K   : x
           $500K-750K   :
           $750K-1M     : x
           > $1M        :

9/13    why do you hate my 32DDD's?

9/12    And it turns out eavesdropping didn't contribute to stopping the
        terrorist plot in Germany anyway:
        http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20749773/site/newsweek

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        or so now.|

9/11    why you hate my plasma tv?

9/11    hi can i connect a fax machine via voice over ip setup?
        \_ Given that audio of generally digitized/compressed before sent,
           if fax transmits using digital signals, it probably will not work.

9/11    I have a new 50 inch plasma tv that I got 1000 from some miserable
        big box store.  I want it to die as quickly as possible.  What
        are some ways?
        \_ One more time. In English, please.
        \_ If I understand you, the answer is Ebay.

9/11    these are ENORMOUS
        http://tinyurl.com/3xlmks

9/11    HAPPY 9/11 - ALLAHU ACKBAR

9/11    Students: I'll be on campus with Adobe tomorrow in the Pauley
        Ballroom.  Swing on by to find out more about the company and
        leave your resume.  Looking for full time hires/graduating seniors.
        -chaos

9/11    mail not working.. /var/mail/ subdirectories gone?
        \_ and mtd is again un-setuid'd

9/11    So when Ted Olson becomes AG, how will Alberto Gonzales critics react?

9/11    To review: it's good that the gubmint can, with oversight, eavesdrop.
        It's not good when the same activity occurs without oversight. So,
        yes, eavesdropping did help to foil the recent plot in Germany, but
        no, the AG does not get carte blanche to tap phones.
        \_ To review, nice lie.  Good troll for you.

9/11    Enough with the 9/11 histrionics.  Get over it.  Go shop for Halo 3
        or something.
        \_ I just preordered the Orange Box.  Will be playing TF2 beta next
           week.  Woot!

9/11    I haven't showered since Friday and I feel really itchy.

9/11    HAPPY WTC DAY | HAPPY WTC DAY | HAPPY WTC DAY | HAPPY WTC DAY |
        HAPPY WTC DAY | HAPPY WTC DAY | HAPPY WTC DAY | HAPPY WTC DAY |
        HAPPY
        WTC DAY | HAPPY WTC DAY | HAPPY WTC DAY | HAPPY WTC DAY | HAPPY
        WTC
        DAY | HAPPY WTC DAY | HAPPY WTC DAY | HAPPY WTC DAY | HAPPY WTC
        DAY |
        HAPPY WTC DAY | HAPPY WTC DAY | HAPPY WTC DAY | HAPPY WTC DAY
        \_ is that supposed to be a flag?

9/11    where did the 900 threads from the weekend go?  damn.
        \- check the bit bucket

9/10    We need more snipers to take out protesters in congress.

9/10    KCHANG.
        DUH DUH DUUUUUUUUH

9/10    Hey where'd all the threads go.

9/10    No comment:
        http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc280/k21160/RapeFinland.jpg
        \_ Is that in protest of some current event?

9/10    what the hell is origin of 'everyone sit around and sing kum ba ya'?
        \_ I heard this before.  What does it mean anyway?
        \_ Research the Civil Rights movement.
        \_ 60's era protest/hippie/counter-culture music thing.  Try
           wikipedia or google for details.  I don't think anyone here
           is old enough to remember better than you'll get from the net.
        \_ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kumbaya for information on the song.
           The phrase is more derogatory toward idealists -- maning roughly
           'lets all sit around singing hapy songs without actually
            accomplishing anything'

9/10    Does anyone else think 50 cent should retire?
        link:xrl.us/5wge

9/10    there sure are a lot of protestors in the Congressional hearing
        room today.  How'd they get in with their signs?

9/10    bitter-sexless-guy says NO BLOOD FOR OIL
        \_ You know, Osama said that in his latest video as well.
        \_ did he come out for Fairtax too?  That's hilarious

9/10    They're doing a powerpoint presentation on
        'ethno-sectarian deaths'.  These people are idiots.

9/10    wow the code pink people are doing an excellent job disrupting
        The Surge speech.
        "Are you are as PSYCHED for David Petraeus’s Congressional
        testimony as we are? We are AMPED for some mild reservations about
        decreasing our troop presence! We are JONESING for some
        declarations of SIGNIFICANT PROGRESS. Let’s GRADUALLY ROLL BACK THE
        SURGE AFTER GIVING IT A FEW MORE MONTHS TO WORK, PEOPLE!"

9/10    This woman on VH1 has implants so large it looks like she has
        an ass on her chest.
        link:tinyurl.com/2qkr8r
        \_ You haven't seen worse.  Google for Minka.
           \_ Jesus H. Christ!
              \_ You may wish to be interested in WEEBing for
                 qw/ 'Chelsea Charms' 'Penelope Black Diamond' 'Traci Topps'
                 'Wendy Whoppers' 'Tiffany Towers' 'Nadine Jensen'
                 'Sarenna Lee' 'Letha Weapons'/; - ok tnx

9/10    Steve Jobs just sold 1 million iPhones.

9/10    Does anyone else think 50 cent should retire?
        http://image58.webshots.com/458/3/90/96/2370390960096613136VJwXSO_ph.jpg

9/10    Is it just me or it seems like Kate McCann is a pretty cute MILF?
        \_ Who the heck is that.
        \_ Only random MILF name i would ever recognize is President
           Thompson's wife.

9/10    Do you like my new myspace photo?
        http://i7.tinypic.com/53qq546.jpg

9/10    ilyas did you build delightful picture in your mind of glorious
        united states from watching Married With Children?
        http://www.nytimes.com/2007/09/10/world/europe/10sitcom.html
        check that crap ouit, hot russian al bundy wife.
        \_ I guess we finally won the cold war.

9/8     Being careful is very important to me.
        Because I have genital herpes.
        (Proven only in heterosexual couples)
        Poor homos!

9/4        I am Ewa Barbara Sonnet, that is my stage name. I was born in
           1985 in Rybnik, Poland. When I started high school, my breasts
           were getting bigger and growing at a fast rate. Today, I have a
           bra size of 32D/32DD/70E, if anyone wants to know. In 2003, when
           I was 18, I was approached by a person who got me job in the
           adult entertainment industry. I became a photomodel for Busty.pl
           It is a softcore adult website. I posed for many pictorials
           and videos, where I was featured topless. In modeling career, I
           have also posed for the Polish edition of the CKM Magazine. In
           2005, I began my music career, when I released my first single.
           I have released more singles. The same year, I released my first
           album, Nielegalna. Polish composer Robert Janson helped me out
           with my music career, who I thank. My second album is on the way.

9/4        Get them!  But let the blonde survive, I want her as my love slave.

9/8     Is there a free emailing list service availible somewhere?  Currently
        I'm using mailman on a friend's server, but it seems like it would
        be a good idea to get it off that.  I would also like to have a
        feature where I have some big list everyone on it, then sub-groups
        within that list that I can move people between.

9/8     for guys like me with ED, there's the motd.

9/8     32JJ

9/8     update: AM IN THE CAN
        \_ Further update: 3 pounds lighter.  wow.  I feel like I just
           gave birth.
           \_ Welcome to motd twitter?
              \_ That is an excellent idea!

9/8     US Open is today. Who are you rooting for, Federer or Davydenko?
        \_ Swiss guys are assholes and Swiss gals are bitches. Fuck them
           all. Go Davydenko, whatever your nationality is.

9/6     I have more tom docking with psb's gigantic internet
        penis porn.  WHO IS WITH ME?

9/6     Go Fred Thompson! Let's make sure Hillary stays in the kitchen!
        \_ I'd love to see a FT quote saying something sexist.  Please post
           the URL.

9/6     COLD SLITHER YOU'LL BE JOINING US SOON

9/6     This is great
        link:xrl.us/5o5c

9/6     Did you know back in the old days it was illegal to carry a
        handgun in public but perfectly ok to show off your big
        Tommy gun in the open? Oh Joy!
        \_ Nowadays it's legal to open carry a handgun but not legal to carry
           on concealed (at least in CA).
           \_ I wonder what would happen to you if you strapped on a six
              shooter and started walking around Berkeley or San Francisco.
           \_ Except you're likely to get charged with "brandishing"
              \_ Not if you're just carrying.
               \_ You go try that.  I hope noone thinks you are threatening
                  them in any way shape or form.
                  \_ Don't need to.  I have my CCW.
        \_ The 'old days' were when exactly?

9/5     http://www.animalstars.com/as_image/jessica_alba_pugs_xl.jpg
        Pretty woman, UGLY DOGS.

9/5     I'm no longer having sweaty, overpowering, face down ass up
        bed shattering sex.  Entropy and getting old sucks.
        \_ Maybe you're not hiring the right tops?

9/5     Danger Will Robinson - Danger!!!
        First down day I remember in which Larry Kudlow has not proclaimed
        strength of Goldilocks Economy driven by strong profit margins

9/5     Has anyone here switched from SVN to git? I'd be interested in hearing
        your thoughts.
        \_ why would anyone besides unwashed linux kernel hackers do such
           a thing?

9/5     Wow.  More young Islamist terrorists arrested.  Good thing we're not
        profiling.
        \_ Free The Islamic Seven!  Let's start a hunger strike.  We can all
           take turns for a few hours until our demands are met or we each
           gain a few pounds.
        \_ You should ask French's opinion on profiling during their war
           against Algeria.  The resistence learned very quickly about that
           and start using blonde women to place bombs.  That is the dangerous
           of profiling:  it can be easily defeated while ignoring other
           obvious signs.
           \_ You know, there are lots of blonde Japanese women    *FEAR*

9/4     Why did you delete my personal, profound summary of my time
        at Burning Man?
        http://jameth.livejournal.com/3347563.html

9/4     "You must be my lucky star!  Starlight, starbright, first star I
        see tonight."
        Does that mean she's looking for promiscuous sex?
        \_ It's a Madonna song.  She's never really had to 'look' for it,
           just pick from among her own dance troupe.

9/4     It's weird being back from burning man. I had a really profound and
        meaningful time there, and I would write about it but it was like
        being transported to another dimension of space and time and you
        wouldn't be able to understand it without having been there. It was
        like a religious experience. I am gay now.
        \_ Did you get your period?

8/31    Hulk smash!
        http://xrl.us/5k6p

9/3     Hulk smash!
        http://i9.tinypic.com/53yn13n.jpg

9/3     wow vegans sure lay down the law in the bathroom dont they

8/31    Hugh Grant sure was a moron

8/31    more from the dude who prematurely burned down The Man
        http://pigdog.org/auto/burningman/shortfeature/3052.html
        http://www.pigdog.org/authors/cs.html
        It must be weird spending your life trying to emulate
        an author.

8/31    Now that Milla Jovovich is pregnant, how huge will
        her chest get?
        Do you think she has a few more scenes to finish
        up in Resident Evil III ?
        \_ How huge can they get?
           http://www.uknet.net/showcase/Signedpics/milla_jovovich3.jpg (NSFW)
           link:xrl.us/5kdp (NSFW)

8/31    messed up strained bicep shoulder guy here.  i think my shoulder
        is strained.  how do i strengthen it?
        \_ Find a doctor.  Get on massive inflamtories.  I strained my shoulder
           and the strain led to tendonitous in my arm and it really sucked.

8/3
           \_ You mean ANTI-inflammatories?
            \_ Yeah I do, where did I put that brain?
             \_ Those massive anti-inflammatories must have shrunk it.

8/31    One thing that hasn't stopped growing since the day I moved into
        Unit I is my boobs! They are out of control! I'm up to 36DDD
        (from 34D) and am horrified of how big they'll be when my milk
        comes in....where in the world will I find bras to fit me?? And,
        why won't they stop growing?!

8/31    I eat too much. I know that I'm gaining weight because my boobs are
        getting bigger, and that's generally the first place I gain weight. Why
        won't they stop growing?? At this rate, I'm going to be a DDD by
        the time school ends. It wouldn't be so bad if I was taller than 5' 2".

8/31    mine grew at age 25. im 26 now but i went from a 34B to a 36DDD.
        im not on any birth control, havent changed much lifestyle-wise.
        its horrible. its amazing what FOUR cup sizes can do.

8/31    I want to cry. I'm 5'5", the same weight I've been for years
        (130), and 24 years old. I've been noticing lately that my usual
        34DDD's were fitting a little strangely, so I went to get some new bras
        today. On a whim, I tried on a 34GG and it fit. I panicked,
        thought it was a fluke, and tried on 34GG's in two other
        brands. They all fit -- perfectly.
        It was the first time I've ever cried in a dressing room. I thought
        that after my teens, my breasts wouldn't get bigger if I didn't
        gain weight, was I wrong? I'm terrified they may grow even
        larger....and I feel like a freak. 34DDD was pushing it, but I
        could manage. For some reason, being a 34GG makes me feel
        like a complete freak. Has anyone else experienced something like
        this? Going up in cup sizes without weight gain well after their
        teens?!?!

8/31    I really hate those Enzyte and Viva Viagra and
        KRAD STUDENT LOANS!!!! commercials.  Perhaps they
        remind me of my own mortality.

8/30    http://www.ryanblock.com/2007/08/an-open-letter-to-friends-and-colleagues-on-keyword-popovers

8/30    Malarkey?  Or effective way?
        \_ Mormonism?
        \_ Capitalism!
        \_ deism.

8/30    Monica Bellucci: 5'10" 35C-24-35.  Slama Hayek: 5'2" 36C-25-37.
        Which is hotter?
        Bellucci: .
        Hayek:          ..    (she has a cuter face)

8/30    I didn't realize Larry Craig was a fucking senator.
        There's only 100 of those guys!
        \_ Considering how old some of them are, I'm pretty sure not all
           100 fuck.

8/30    I miss waner

8/28    hey motd-no-sex guy, i deleted your post, and then someone
        tried to post some helpful advice for you, but that was out
        of order and placed in some weird SPARE THE AIR stanza
        so I deleted that too.  Sorry.  I hope you'll be ok.
           \_ Well, don't give yourself too much credit or sell yourself short.
              Libido can be affected by you not doing the dishes or stress at
              her work, or just about anything. Try communicating, but be
              prepared to be patient; odds are good you're not going to get the
              whole story the first time around, and no good will come of a
              conversation that begins with "Why don't you want to have sex
              anymore?" Last, if it's hormonal, she ought to see a doctor.
              1) It's often treatable, and 2) it can be a precursor to other
              medical conditions. Good look.
              \_ I learned from the motd there is no point in talking to your
                 wife/gf.

8/28    this loses a little steam at the end:
        http://www.workingforchange.com/comic.cfm?itemid=22456
        \_ STUPID comic. You just wasted me 30 seconds. Asshole.
        \_ i thought the whole thing was hilarious
        \_ Good humor is funny even when you're not of the same political bent
           as the author.  This is not good humor.
        \_ Wow, that was pretty unfunny.

8/31    Looks like talks about housing bubble already bubbled in 2005:
        http://csua.com/?q=housing+bubble&type=hist&sort=d
        \_ ObSwamiIsMyHero

8/29    I was going through some old files and found a list that
        was basically "chicks that i'd like to bang".  Does
        anyone else do this?
        \_ Yes, but mine doesn't include public figures.  And I don't "find"
           my list -- I never forget that I maintain such a list.
        \_ Just you.
        \_ Yes, mostly pathetic geeks who have no chance of banging anyone
           on the list.

8/29    What are some creative ways to trash Facebook?
        \_ DDOS!  uh i dunno.
           \_ Nonono I mean how do you trash the DATA, not the system.
              Like, can you trick it to make it think you're gay/straight
              even though you're not, so that its link/recommendation engine
              gets really confused. Obviously, this example sucks but I want
              to know if there are other creative ways to trash it.
              \_ Get a job there and erase the db and backups.  Then go to
                 jail.

8/29    I think I strained my upper arm a little bit lifting hand
        weights.  What do I do?  Wait it out?  Say nice things to it?
        This is getting tiresome.
        \_ Stretching plus Ibuprofen
           \_ How do I stretch my upper arm?  Wave it around a lot?
              I'm not trying to be annoying, it's just how I am.
              \_ Hold your hand against a wall or table, then move around until
                 the area gets stretched out.
        \_ More prayer, less masturbation!
           \_ Wrong arm.  I don't use the two-handed sword technique.

8/29    wow that was a lot of porn

8/29    4 times today by my count.  i think i broke something.
        \_ If 4 times == broken, then you sir are old as the hills.
           \_ 4 times before noon?  I think that's a little excessive!

8/29    When did /tmp/obese.png become the poster child for all articles
        on obesity?  --PeterM
        \_ You just did that to make us look didn't you?

8/28    Why would the Butterscotch Stallion want to kill himself?
        \_ Horse and coke can do that to you.
        \_ Did you see You, Me, & Dupree?

8/28 here's the man who set The Man on fire at Burning Man this morning
        http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/addis-mug-shot.jpg \_
        Was he arrested for something?  \_ Wow, he's short.  \_ wow they
        really set that sucker on fire:
        http://www.flickr.com/photos/focalintent/1257577734 \_ Is it
        reasonable to have the firemen go to the trouble to put something
        out that's going to be burnt in 3 days anyway?  \_ Man, some dick
        always has to go and screw up anarchy for everybody else