8/28    k i l l m e n o w
        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Diving_Bell_and_the_Butterfly
        \_ Speaking of Diving Bells and death:
           http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byford_Dolphin
           [Honestly, motd censor, deleting this comment is just
           nonsensical.
           \_ byford dolphin has nothing to do with diving bell guy.
              also, your breasts are huge.
              \_ If you're going to censor tangentials, you might as well
                 nuke the motd.

8/28    here's the man who set The Man on fire at Burning Man this morning
        http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/addis-mug-shot.jpg
        \_ Was he arrested for something?
        \_ Wow, he's short.
        \_ wow they really set that sucker on fire:
           http://www.flickr.com/photos/focalintent/1257577734
        \_ Is it reasonable to have the firemen go to the trouble to put
           something out that's going to be burnt in 3 days anyway?
        \_ Man, some dick always has to go and screw up anarchy for everybody else

8/28    Who would you rather be in the men's room with, Larry Craig or
        George Michael?
        \_ Umm, how can you even ask that.  George Micheal 100x over.
           \_ George Michael was( and might still be actually) hot at
              one point.  no one will say that of larry craig.
                \_ Scientists at one time used George Michael's ass to
                   calibrate their instruments, it being a perfect curve
        \_ It doesn't matter since I'm not 'doing anything' with either of
           them.  Are you assuming they would physically assault you?  I
           don't think either one is going to assault you.

8/27    does anyone under 25 read the motd?  are you hot?

8/27    does email to soda work at all?  I can't tell.

8/27    I hope the line at Boogaloos won't be too short
        since everyone is at bm.

8/27    i seriously dont get this chocolate rain shit
        \_ what's to get?

8/27    Where were those shipley passwords from?  Lots of crackables.
        \_ They were from 8 years ago.  Good luck with that.

8/27    Any bet on how long before Alberto Gonzales gets a Medal of Freedom?

8/26    lesson 1: don't get stabbed
        \_ What are you talking about?

8/26    was carmella bing really once 300 pounds ?
        \_ who the hell is carmella bing?

8/25    Why does soda sometimes authenticate me and sometimes not? This
        has been happening off and on since yesterday.
        \_ I think LDAP has been failing intermittently.  It seems to
           happen more under heavy load, but I haven't had a chance to
           track it down further than that.  --mconst

8/25    Why would I want to create a swarm of attack hornets from
        my own mutated flesh?  Yuck.

8/24    emarkp must be on vacation today
        \_ Nope!  Hi troll. -emarkp

8/23    number of times today:  3, and it's only 11AM

8/23    Screw you, g-d!

8/23    You know, Lindsay Lohan's breasts just aren't that big.

8/23    I heard 'SUCK IT!' on TV the other day.  Is that legal now?
        \_ Was it ever not? -dans
           \_ SUCK what?

8/23    Save the earth, kill the mooses!
        http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,501145,00.html
        \_ i guess this is better than motd dog guy

8/23    why am i not getting laid?  goddamn you Andrea Dworkin.

8/23    and why do i keep popping out?

8/22    What is a controller?  What is a model?
        \_ what is a view?  did I win something?   -brain

8/22    What happens if you go to Burning Man, and you get your period?
        \_ What do you think happens?
        \_ You bleed.
        \_ If you're responsible, you pack your bloody tampons out with the
           rest of your garbage, and fer fuck's sake don't clog the port-a-
           pottys with them.

8/22    What is a controller?  What is a model?
        what is a view?  did I win something?   -brain

8/22    wow
        http://owllc.com/Mortars_alert.mpg

8/22    Is there a Russian-equivalent name for the English name Andrew?
        \_ 'Andrei'
           \_ I see.  Then is there a Russian name that sounds like "Andriska"
              or "Andrishka"?  There is a kid in my son's daycare center whose
              name is "Andrew", but everyone there calls him something like
              "Andriska".
              \_ Andryushka.  It's a dimunitive form of Andrei.  Dimunitives
                 are very common in Russian in 'informal speech,' e.g.,
                 Sasha -> Alexander, Misha -> Michail, Natasha -> Natalia.
                 There are also lots of degrees of 'dimunitiveness', e.g.,
                 Sasha, Sashka, Sashen'ka, etc. -- ilyas
                 \_ do you enjoy speaking the Russkiy mat?
                    \_ fuck!
                 \_ Thanks!  Mystery solved.

8/21    The current motd is trollific. -dans

8/21    Buy Ben & Jerry's Stephen Colbert AmeriCone Dream flavor!
        http://www.benjerry.com/features/americone_dream_index.cfm

8/21    what a night.  my ass hurts.

8/21    what happened to Guy Ritchie?  I watched Lock Stock,
        Snatch, they were great!  I just watched some terrible
        crap he made that was only released on the continent.
        Stupid Maddona.
        \_ Some people only have 1-2 good movies/albums/books in them.

8/21    hey root actually what you should do is make /etc/motd
        group writeable by group 'motd'.  thanks.

8/20    How did Dan White get away with only serving 5 years for
        killing two people?  Nowadays you get 20 years just for
        carrying crack.
        \_ Who?
         \_ Oh, that Dan White.  Because it was 1978?  Because back then
            whole lock em up and throw away the key movement was just getting
            started?  Because his jury probably pretty damn homophobic because
            let's face it it was 1978, and even SF wasn't gay paradise.
            Because after the verdict there were minor riots and the police
            retaliated by beating up patrons at a gay bar?  30 years are a
            long fucking time.
        \_ Umm, 'cause he's WHITE?

8/20    " "This whole silly saga reminds me of the Johnny Cash song
        'I've Been Everywhere." Perhaps we can fill in some names
        of the places that Ed Jew's lived... "Ed's lived everywhere,
        man, Ed's lived everywhere." "Burlingame, Notre Dame,
        Flower Store, Singapore Arizona, Minnesota,
        Lima Peru, 28th Avenue....."""

8/20    Gah, I need this channel!  http://azntv.com

8/20    It's the electrical engineer theme song:
        <DEAD>www.---tube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=668b10cb1188d40d3370<DEAD>

8/20    What the fuck did you do to the motd?  (Fixed btw)

8/20    Anyone was hurt by Schwab on 8/16 because you couldn't sell your stock
        in time?  Was there any plan for compensation?
        \_ Suck it up.
           \_ There's this subtle statement in an e-mail I got from Schwab
              regarding the 8/16 event:
              "If you had difficulty accessing your account that you would
              like to discuss with a Schwab representative, please call
              1-800-577-5722."

8/19    Extremism not tolerated and deleted. Sorry.

8/19    List the gayest sports in America. I'll start: figure skating.
        \_ Road cycling. Tight spandex, effiminate skinny guys.
           Need I say more?
        \_ American Football

8/17    fucker.  deleting my entries.  i'll get you!

8/17    It has come to my attention there are people on this planet
        who have not seen the following video:
        http://youtube.com/watch?v=YENbElb5-xY
        Please watch, thanks.

8/17    ENORMO

08/20   How many of you go at in the front for a while, then
        she lets you finish off in the rear?
        \_ Married 8 yrs, done this only about 5 times.
        \_ What does this mean?
           \_ If you don't know, you don't need to know.
              \_ I'm guessing that "Go at in the front" means missionary,
                 and "Finish off in the rear" means doggy? Is that right?
                 Please tell me what this means. I didn't know what
                 snowball and creampie were till I was in my 30s and
                 I'm still fascinated by the slangs people use. I'd
                 like to learn. Thanks.                 -pp
                 \_ hint: women have two holes down there
                    \_ WHAT? Why the hell would you use the second one?
                       it has no reproductive purpose, and it smells. -pp
                       \_ Do you ever use birth control? If so, you are
                          using the front hole for "no reproductive purpose."
                          Don't knock it until you try it...
                       \_ I think it's a little amusing that you're shocked
                          by this. Did you just get back from the 1950's?
                          \_ Nah, he's just a repressed homo.  He'll get over
                             it eventually.
                             \_ I'm NOT a homo. I just don't like the smell
                                of anus, ok?                    -pp
                                \_ soap.
        \_ been there, done that.  It has its place, and time...

8/17    I'm always hustling

8/17    pirate life. me.

8/17    So what's the over/under on the shuttle burning up on reentry?
        \_ Is it on intrade?
        \_ I'd give it about 11%

8/17    ENORMOUS

8/17    HUGE

8/17    they're still huge!

8/16    yen drops to 112.5.

8/17    it's raining jsl

8/17    my breasts are enormous this morning

8/16    see what a little red meat does for you
        http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/1407757447062824051s
        http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2095081980101

8/16    Fed repo time lengths extending from overnight / 3-day to 14-days
        (as expected)

8/16    I'm watching the Flavor Flav roast.  Is Bridgette Nielsen's
        breasts real?
        \_ I dunno, is there only one of them?
        \_ Contrast: link:www.csua.org/u/jco (img3376.imagevenue.com)
           This is probably before implants.

8/14    more Y B M B
        http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/08/09/AR2007080901711.html

8/15    Wow, those bullets are in remarkably good shape
        http://csua.org/u/jc9
        \_ These bullets have been fired and the casings are still there?
           \_ Yeah, that was the point of my comment.  They only way they hit
              this woman's house is if they were thrown.
              \_ Maybe they were thrown *really* hard?
        \_ I'm waiting for an public ourcry about this.
        \_ I'm waiting for a public ourcry about this.

8/14    Buffalo, not lion, is now the king of the jungle.
        http://youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM (>12M hits)

8/15    First! Soda was down for about a day.

8/14    Well well. Soda is down again.

8/13    stop restoring last week's junk.
        \_ why do you fear stocky black men?
           \_ What?

8/13    NSFW
        this is the weirdest thing i've seen all day
        http://pics.cheggit.nl/pics/2007/08/13/28-maxininja.jpg

8/13    Those 'VIVA VIAGRA' commercials are really creepy

8/13    mpany Said to Commit Suicide
        "said"
        \_ ?

8/13    having successfully destroyed America I look forward to spending
        more time with my family
        \_ And you won't have Karl Rove to kick around anymore.

8/12    merv griffin dies of being really old
        http://cardhouse.com/x07/merv.gif

8/12    I find it interesting that many [smart] Russian I have are big
        fans of Ayn Rand.

8/10    hot
        http://www.flickr.com/photos/redandjonny/tags/stormtrooper
        \_ Are they pictures of a guy and ... a guy?

8/10  I saw some porn where the female had a tattoo on her stomach
       that says 'HIT IT HARDER'. funny.

8/9     If you take a map of the bay area and plot out the location
        of all the girls I had sex with last week, you get a 5
        pointed star.  Does this mean I am secretly the anti Christ?

8/8     Vicious ultra ring wingnut Margaret Carlson bashes new ethics law:
http://bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601039&refer=columnist_carlson&sid=aSwNPAuJbnbU
        \- on a sort of weird note, MCARLSON used to traffic with FTHOMPSON

8/7     RIP Hal Fishman.

8/6     Oh great, the motd stuff isn't working now.
        \_ what stuff?

8/6     fine.  my colon loses.
        I'll war with you tomorrow.

8/6     Anyone go to DefCon this year in Vegas?
        \_ bleh, went to Blizzcon instead.  FOR THE HORDE!
        \_ I know a guy who went to the Classic Gaming Expo.

8/4     The worst bosses get promoted:
        http://urltea.com/155l (news.yahoo.com)
        \_ Likewise loud and obnoxious people get more recognition than
           quiet worker bees. It's been like that since the dawn of
           mankind. Nothing new.

8/3     Jim Cramer goes crazy (about 2-3 minutes in)
        http://www.cnbc.com/id/15840232?video=452808336&play=1

8/3     wow
        http://laist.com/2007/08/03/worst_fall_ever.php
        \_ I like how his legs run in the air.

8/2     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akNJ6S2UqsE
        Human transformers.

8/2     How Giuliani is going to win the election: MEDIA CLOUT!
        http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20079078

8/2     Most people hate kids when they have to sit near them
        on the airplane:
        http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20076941

8/2     my thoughts 01-18-08 - turin
        http://www.csua.berkeley.edu/~turin/monstrous.html
        \_ I have absolutely no fucking idea what this is

8/1     tom holub

8/1     http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/lisp_cycles.png
        I believe that is psb in the last panel:
        http://csua.com/?entry=43974
        \- the parens are now balanced, and i, i am the the master.

7/31    Help!  Asian stock markets have fallen and they can't get up!
        \_ Business cycles... imagine that.

8/1     Rupert Murdock rules! Fair and balanced!

7/31    01-18-08 Monster is Cthulhu?
        "Bloop" sounds are used .. utube Cthulhu meditation (FmhfA9578Fg)
        at 0:13-0:20 this sound is used for 01-18-08 monster
        at either 1:14-1:26 or at 4:26-4:35 this sound is used when the
        monster throws the head of the statue of liberty
        if not. .it's a nice rip off for his monster

7/31    wow.
        http://www.solosuck.com

7/31    the dirty bomb is about to hit.  who do you call and tell
        them that you love them?
        \_ Report the bomber's email to us. We'll spam him to death
           before he even has a chance to set off the bomb.
        \_ Call ed.  He's the standard.
        \_ Dirty bomb?  Just seal the circulation system and windows or run
           away.  It's not a neutron bomb, sheesh.
        \_ Yermom.
        \_ dirty bomb is unlikely to kill injure or damage in an area larger
           than a few square blocks.  i hop on the next bart train.

7/31    Hey Michelle Malkin readers (you know who you are) I saw your girl
        walking around SOMA this morning. She is 1/3 smaller in person.
        Does she live in The City or something? -ausman
        \_ Is there a Fox affiliate in SF?  Maybe she's taping an interview?
        \_ WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!  DUBYA EMM DEEEES!!!!
           \_ Your fucking dog puppy weaning bullshit got boring?
        \_ She is 1/3 smaller comared to what? Your big screen TV?  What does
        \_ She is 1/3 smaller compared to what? Your big screen TV?  What does
           this mean?
           \_ When she does that thing with the ping pong balls it is even
              more impressive.
           \_ For the clue impaired this means she is short.
           \_ It means she is short.
        \_ For the acronym challenged, what's SOMA?
           \_ Shit On My Adidas, which is what happens when you walk around
              there enough.
           \_ South Of Market.
        \_ I'm about to move to SOMA, Folsom between 7th and 8th.  Are there
           any ultra-scary places to avoid there like 6th street?
           \_ The whole area right next to the Hall of Justice (the jail)
              is pretty sketchy. Not as bad as 6th Street though.

7/31    Look for criminals in your family tree. Anyone related to anyone
        else from Australia?
        http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19956704
        \_ WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!  DUBYA EMM DEEEES!!!!

7/30    I was watching news and this anchor person said
        Kim Jong The Second. HILIARIOUS!!!
        \_ That reminds me of that anchor person for some Tech TV thingy
           saying, "Three DFX" instead of "3D FX (effects)."

7/30    what is EDA?
        \_ Lots of things.  Here's a list: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EDA

7/30    ingmar bergman died
        http://preview.tinyurl.com/3bcl9e (nytimes.com)
        \_ In a bizarre twist, Death turns out to actually be really good at
           chess.
           \- in a bizarre twist, Antonioni -> dead.

7/29    English longbows defeated William Wallace's army.

7/28    I just bought a loft and now looking for nice room dividers.
        Shoji dividers look pretty cheezy and flimsy and at any rate
        I'm looking for something that has better sound insulation AND
        is just as flexible. What do you guys recommend? Thanks.
        \_ Where's the housing bubble guy?
           \_ He burst.
        \_ Walls? like drywall on 2x4 studs?

7/27    New Batmobile in Lego:
        http://urltea.com/130y (techeblog.com)

7/27    I like sucking cock. I am gay, and I'm coming out. -- ilyas

7/27    Stupid drivel trash, political or not, deleted. You're welcome.

7/27    wtf does this even mean?
        Model N's competitive drive to be the pioneer and market leader in
        Revenue Management has created career opportunities for
        qualified candidates. This is your chance to break through the
        boundaries. As a contributing member of Model N, you will work
        with extremely bright and motivated people who are passionate
        about what they do and drive results. We are a company where
        everyone can make a difference and is encouraged to achieve
        their full potential.
        \_ We are hiring, but we are still small. You will work hard to
           help us make it big. Your coworkers will be intolerable jerks
           who think they are smarter than they really are. You will work like
           a dog, but if you help us make it rich we may have a pittance to
           share with you. Apply if you are smart, willing to work cheap,
           and have no self-esteem.
        \_ 'this is your chance to break through the boundaries' is the
           only thing that really bugs me

7/27    Happy SysAdmin Day.
        \_ Seconded, thanks sysadm! What are some ways to show my appreciation?
        \_ shit on my face then tell me that you love me.  Seriously.
        \_ Thanks, admins!

7/26    Hey, RvW-Legislating-from-the-bench person: Sorry, wasn't trolling.
        What specifically about RvW trips the legislating flag?
        \_ Don't bother, he's just nuke the thread again.
           \_ bite me.  I not only didn't nuke the thread but I was annoyed
              that someone else did before I saw any replies.  jerk.
        \_ busy right now but I'll get back to this later today hopefully.

7/26    dear motd dog guy, i hate you
        \_ seconded

7/26    HARD BOILED out in a nice DVD format.  get it.

7/25    obesity is contagious... should we quarantine fat people?
        \_ Stupidity is contagious. Please wait in your room for the CDC
           to arrive.
        \_ I like this girl's fat
           NSFW link:tinyurl.com/2dth6n
        \_ Wait a week.  Someone will find a negative correlation to reverse
           this result.
        \_ What my friends eat has no bearing on what I choose to eat.
           People should stop acting like lemmings
        \_ concentration camps.. er.. Fat Camps

7/25    i love the colbert report

7/24    Are you a metrosexual? Find out:
        http://www.istrianet.org/istria/people/photos/viskovic/04_metro.htm
        \_ My answers are 1-10:No, 11-12:Yes.  I guess I'm not metrosexual.
         \_ What is this, 2002 all over again?

7/24    Is Yahoo having troubles today with web-based services such as
        mail and address books?

7/24    WEEKLY WORLD NEWS to publish last issue in Aug.
        \_ I love Ed Anger

7/24    ICE ROAD TRUCKERS
        \_ Yes?

7/24    Myth Busted, or True? The more/earlier I shave a part of my body,
        the thicker hair that area will grow?
        \_ Busted, it just seems that way because when the hair first grows
           it seems think.

7/24    Historically speaking, what is the chance of one candidate
        becoming another candidate's running mate?
        \_ It has been quite common in the past, but each situation is
           individual.  -tom

7/24    Patton lives!!
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyUX6wV1lBQ
        \_ At first I thought this was a parody, then realized the guy
           is serious. In addition, most of the responses are positive
           written by a bunch of closet NeoCons. Interesting.

7/23    I can't find the faculty/student phone book command.  I think it
        used to be 'fspb'.  Does it still exist somewhere?  Thanks.

7/23    is thsi shit for real
        http://technabob.com/blog/2007/07/23/magicwheel-20-mph-on-a-single-wheel
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v96i8ldtdbE

7/23    Life is like WoW
        i dont know how
        but everyone on it
        is fat as a cow

7/23    Who is the HEIL GERMAN guy? So annoying
        \_ HINT: it's not just one guy.
        \_ kchang.
           \_ Uh, no. You better have damn good evidence before accusing
              anyone of saying hideous things.                  -kchang
              \_ says the man with the fucked-up post tagging algorithm.

7/23    Apparently we really *do* use only 10% of our brain:
        http://www.news-medical.net/?id=27900
        Given this, I wonder WTF we evolved such a huge brain.
        \_ "...with a government job."  I rest my case.
           \_ Granted, the guy took an IQ hit, but even so he's way
              smarter than the next smartest animal.  How come we have
              such large brains given this info?  Seems like a waste.
              \_ yeah, and why do we have four fingers and two ears?
                 \_ A brain is an extremely expensive object to
                    maintain.  Selection pressure favors two eyes
                    and two ears (depth and direction perception).
                    Good question on the # of fingers.  Anyway,
                    the point is that the cost of 4 fingers isn't
                    much more than the cost of three, but a brain
                    that is 5x larger than required for a given
                    intellect is hard to understand.
                    \_ the brain isn't 5x larger than required for a given
                       intellect.  We also have two kidneys and two gonads.
                       Nature builds redundancy.
        \_ The key section of the article, "Experts say it shows how amazing
           the brain is in that it can deal with something which is not
           considered to be compatible with life and they suggest that when
           something happens very slowly over a period of time, different
           parts of the brain assume functions that would normally be done by
           the part that is pushed to the side."
                           \_ As an aside, it's not really clear that
                              we have 2 kidneys for "redundancy".  Why not
                              two hearts/two brains/two spines?  It might
                              just be "easier" to have certain organs
                              symmetric--i.e., the reason for 2 kidneys
                              may not be redundancy at all.
                       \_ It *seems* that you must be right--I do not
                          think an item as expensive as a brain would
                          be allowed to have a 5x redundancy factor by
                          selection pressure.  However, this person is
                          pretty much functional with a very small brain.
                          It is hard to understand.

7/22    Is it just me or it seems like kids today crave attention more
        so than the previous generation with their stupid messages like
        "Hey listen to my band and the music I wrote!"? Jesus Christ,
        no one gives a damn about your stupid band.
        \_ it's just you.
        \_ Americans nowadays are too busy in feeling special.

7/20    For Halo Fans - WETA Builds a Warthog:
        http://urltea.com/116z (kotaku.com)

7/22    Why the hell is Ice Road Trucker showing on the History Channel?
        How is it in any way 1) historical 2) educational? I don't want
        to see trash shows like these, I want to see Hitler.
        \_ strangely, it is getting amazing ratings...
        \_ Because the history channel shows lots of non-history stuff and
           it is educational because you learned about something you didn't
           know about the world plus you now know that a tv station entirely
           about hitler will go out of business so you learned marketing too.

7/20    The dangers of using "goto":
        http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/goto.png
        \_ This from Jurassic Park?
           \_ If you read the rest of his comics, you'll see that he either
              is or wants his readers to believe he is fascinated by raptors.
              I don't think it necessarily has to do with Jurassic Park.

7/20    http://img9.imagepile.net/img9/99676376.gif
        Not work safe picture. What is this cartoon about?

7/20    How risky is colonoscopy?
        \_ Not so risky that Cheney is likely to become President.

7/20    tom, please stop deleting my posts. Asshole.
        \_ The only post I deleted today was the one from erikred, after
           he emailed me.  Asshole.  -tom

7/20    4.2 Quake just north of 13 @ 0440. Woke me right up. --erikred

7/20    Visit Dante's Inferno In 2d Life:
        http://slambling.blogspot.com/2007/07/als-inferno.html

7/20    I think this ends with a 12 minute shot of the guy
        urinating
        http://www.171starbucks.com
        \_ Dear god that man is annoying.

7/20    hey dittoheads:  you are losing.  And still wrong.
        \_ I kind of doubt any motd posters are regular Limbaugh listeners,
           though I suppose a few of the more psycho pro-War Freeper types
           could be lurking.

7/18    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19762056/site/newsweek
        If you have kids... FUCK YOU!!!
        \_ Hmmm, yes, kids... bad.  Let's all just not have kids around the
           entire world for, oh say, 50 years.  That'll fix everything.  You,
           Sir, are an uber genius!
        \_ This article is weird to me.  "I really want kids, but I'm not going
           to until you obnoxious mothers stop sucking so much!" Huh?  Not that
           I don't agree with her critisism of many parents, but her motives
           seem a little out of alignment.

7/18    tom, do you check tom@csua? --erikred
        \_ Yeah, but it's 99% noise now so I may accidentally delete a
           legit message.  Try @INL.org.  -tom
           legit message.  Try @gay.org.  -tom
           \_ What is your email? tom@inl.org? tomholub@inl.org?
              holub@inl.org?
           \_ Thank you. --erikred

7/17    Trader Joes about to start building on MLK
        \_ I don't shop at Trader Joe.  Is it similar to Andronicle's?
           \_ Better prices. Think of it as a lower-priced Whole Foods.
            \_ Uhh, it's nothing like whole foods.
               \_ What is it like then?
                  \_ like Diffused Foods

7/17    Downloading HP7.tar.gz from 24 of 36 peers -- DL: 301.6KB/s

7/17    Nancy Pelosi has some pretty big tits under there,
        but she's a grandmother.  Do you think they hang down
        far enough that she can tuck them into her belt?

7/17    Burbage, Hedwig, Mad-eye, Scrimgeour, Wormtail, Dobby, Snape and
        Fred Weasley all die.
        \_ Who gives a flying shit?
        \_ Burbage?
        \_ I'm reading Le Morte D'Arthur instead, without wearing
           pants - !psb

7/17    Chorus:
        I'm gonna knock you out [HUUUH!!!]
        Mama said knock you out [HUUUH!!!]
        (REPEAT 4X)

7/17    'None Of The Above' surges into the lead in Republican primary
        http://www.ipsos-na.com/news/client/act_dsp_pdf.cfm?name=mr070716-2topline.pdf&id=3578

7/16    In Linux 2.6, how long does it take for a crontab change to take
        effect?  Say, if the current time is 10:15:30, and I run "crontab -e"
        to add a cronjob for "16 10 * * *" and save it right away, will the
        new job be executed at 10:16?
        \_ yes.  -tom

7/16    at least someone is archiving all those deleted youtube vids
        http://www.deletedyoutube.ftvteen.com/?v=TXJRurU4-EE
        \_No more fat chicks.
        \_ This site is NSFW.

7/15    for all your crazy person documentary needs
        http://mirror.nw0.info/Documentaries

7/15    Do lions/tigers ever hunt elephants?
        \_ yes.. lions do cuz they hunt in packs..
        they will only attack an elephant who wanders alone
        at night
        \_ Watch "Planet Earth"

7/13    Anyone else Gold Bond their boys?
        \_ What else are you going to use it for?
        \_ Dude, you must be nasty.

7/13    Force Unleased Trailer:
        http://urltea.com/z3i (techeblog.com)

7/12    Now I know why people become nudists.  Some sunlight
        just shined on my nutsack this morning and it was great.
        \_ Try putting some Ben Gay on it. It will make it nice and warm.

7/12    anyone ever try to become a reseller for HP?
        what is involved?   thanks.
        \_ Call HP.

7/13    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19740787
        Gunman bursts into party, tastes cheese and wine, gets hug, then leaves
        \_ This is a bullshit story.
        \_ Page not found.

7/12    TERI SMITH has met her match
        http://youtube.com/watch?v=3RUSMuQFaFA

7/12    anyone get google gears to work in linux ?

7/12    What's with unions these days?  Why aren't the Teamsters
        totally fucking shit up in Alameda County?

7/11    Fake cop tries to pull over real cop.  Oops!
        [+80 col url delete.  use shortener]