5/18    How to deal with your crazy boss (bully, paranoid, narcissist, etc)
        http://urltea.com/l9g (money.cnn.com)

5/19    When vaginas came out in the old days, were there people who
        were against it because it was unnatural?
        \_ "It is against God's wishes to play God using science."

5/17    http://drhousingbubble.blogspot.com
        Real Homes of Genius: Today we Salute Los Angeles.
        $349,000 for 464 Sqaure Feet garage.
        \_ posted last week, and stupid anyway.

5/19    Oldie but goodie (Republican Cars):
        http://republicancar.blogspot.com

5/19    When vitamins came out in the old days, were there people who
        were against it because it was unnatural?
        \_ "It is against God's wishes to play God using science."
        \_ The old days?  When was that?  And yes, no matter what someone
           comes up with there will always "be people who are against it"
           no matter what it is.

5/19    How to rape your couch:
        http://tremble.com/000603.html
        \_ Yuck.  Those guys are going to screw one another's behind.

5/19    Allison Stokke made today's Yahoo! Buzz
        http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/69428/meetallison-stokke

5/18    First pill meant to end periods. Menstruation is obsolete, hooray!
        http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18745930
        \_ First?  Old news.

5/18    How to deal with your crazy boss (bully, paranoid, narcissist, etc)
        http://money.cnn.com/galleries/2007/bing/0705/gallery.bosses_types_bing.fortune

5/18    In X11 display port, for example :0.0 - what function does the .0
        portion serve?
        \_ It indicates the screen for a multiscreen display.

5/17    Can someone point out the URL to GWB's transcript? I'm wondering
        what grade he got in Econ/Business. Thanks.
        \_ http://www.google.com/search?q=bush+transcript+yale

5/17    Cum inside.
        \_ Hi dad.
           \_ ew.

5/17    Thongs
        http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist/429363

5/16    Bike to Work Day tommorrow!
        link:www.mercurynews.com/news/ci_5907103?nclick_check=1

5/16    So when are the GOD HATES FAGS people going to picket
        Falwell's funeral?
        \_ They only picket dead soldiers.

5/15    Will WBC (Phelps fundies) picket Falwell's funeral?
        http://preview.tinyurl.com/229c7s

5/15    If Mormons are as judgemental as emarkp, I'd hate to be
        converted after I die.
        \_ If all anonymous cowards are as trollish as op, I'd have to
           be one.  -Nooooooooo!
           \_ The word you're looking for is "bigot", not troll.

5/15    Are there safer ways to have a baby besides Fluid Bonding?
        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluid_bonding
        \_ How does it feel anyways?
        \_ Sure! In vitro is perfectly safe for the parents.

5/15    Watch the documentary on the fucked up Scientologists:
        http://news.bbc.co.uk/player/nol/newsid_4120000/newsid_4124500/4124514.stm
        \_ Is there a documentary on the non-fucked up Scientologists?

5/15    I understand that some people disagree with my opinions here (some
        quite vehemently).  But I don't think it's ethical to be adding words
        to my post saying that I "killed a man with a screwdriver".  Besides, I
        have a handgun that would work better than a screwdriver.  -emarkp
        \_ psb thinks he's clever.  -tom
           \_ Ironically, he's the one who talked about setting a person on
              fire because he disagrees with his opinion.  I think I appear far
              more stable by comparison. -emarkp
              \- charles krauthhammer isnt a man. he is a cockroach.
                 \_ The cockroach caucus demand a retraction of that
                    defamatory remark.

5/14    The anti-mormons on the motd need get fucking lives. -aspo
        \_ They've got to aspolito!
           \_ And they've inserted a spurious apostrophe!
            \_ Eeek!  I'm embarassed.  -aspo

5/14    How do I sign up for post-death Mormonism?
        Ebay?
        \_ It is automatic, unless you have a Jewish sounding name in which
           case they will do a more thorough research before adding you
           on the list. By the way I wonder if the LDS has a list of
           people in China. They can probably increase their membership 10X.
        \_ Don't worry, we'll get to you eventually. -emarkp

5/14    The Mormon Necro unit would be a great unit in your
        favorite RTS

5/14    The anti-mormon's on the motd need get fucking lives. -aspo
        \_ They've got to aspolito!

5/14    Who will the crazed motorists run over next? Oh, that's right,
        they run over pedestrians and bicyclists today and every day.

5/12    This ought to teach parents to be more responsible. The guy
        deserves it:
        http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18631897
        \_ Why exactly do you think that the father of one of the suspects in
           the Fort Dix case deserves to have his business ruined? Did he
           encourage his son to do this? Did he raise his sun in a militant
           Islamic family? And would it have been so hard to be clear about
           these things while posting this link?
        \_ I wish same thing can be said to those who involved in Haditha
           Abu Ghraib.

5/12    http://www.vidilife.com/video_play_862257_Sploshing_messy_blonde_gets_her_first_creampie.htm
        Dumb blonde didn't read the cast and got creampied. Ha ha ha.
        \_ Wow, you ARE a sucker
        \_ I like this one better:
           http://www.vidilife.com/video_play_1006185_Beach_Boobs.htm

5/11    Stephen King fans:  what are your favorite short stories?
        Preferably ones without aliens and lots of atmosphere.
        http://www.stephenking.com/hisworks.php
        \_ It's been a long time, but my favorites were The Long Walk
           and The Last Rung on the Ladder.  -niloc

5/11    Work safe picture. What do you guys think about this gal?
        Me thinks she's SUPER DUPER HOT:
        http://img219.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sportbikebabe4cx4.jpg
        \_ She's hot, but not very toned. The pole vaulter girl is
           10x hotter.
        \_ keywords: motorcycle bikini hot

5/11    Please stop censoring emarkp.
        \_ The motd needs an omega wolf. -- ilyas

5/11    How long will the following line last on motd before emarkp
        censors it? I'm betting 3 minutes, how about you guys?
        VAGINA

5/11    How do AFRICAN AMERICANS come up with names for babies? I mean,
        how in the world did they come up with Moeisha, Lotisha, ShaNayNay,
        Lashanda, Mashequila, Shakisha, DeShawn, Darnell, Jamal, etc
        etc?  http://slate.com/id/2116449
        \_ Some have arabic or african roots, but are a number of steps
           removed, linguistically.  For example, Shanene is, IIRC, a many
           times transliterated version of janeanne. Many, as partha points
           out, are directly arabic/african. --scotsman
        \- er in the "which of these doent belong" spirit, jamal is probably
           from the common arabic name. same for say shaquil variants.

5/11    [Commentless video links? C'mon, try harder.]

5/9     Does anyone here have a joost invvite I can use?  -John

5/10    how does she walk?
        http://www.candygirlcash.com/dreamofashley/hostedgalleries/gallery13/15.jpg
        \_ NSFW, picture of a naked woman with breasts bigger than her head.

5/9     Burning man Protest protest protested by burning man protesters
        http://laughingsquid.com/burning-man-protest-protested-by-burning-man-protesters

5/9     What's a better movie, Waitress or Knocked Up? They look the same.
        \_ Neither.  It's like which is better?  Zardoz or Battlefield Earth?
           \_ Zardoz. That's a no-brainer.
              \_ :-)  I've re-seen both in the last few months.  The doctors
                 say I'm making a good recovery and they expect me to walk
                 again soon.

5/9     Rachel Ray-- cute face but too fat.
        \_ No, just fat. And kind of annoying. Don't know about you but
           traveling with someone who yaps about how you can get by
           with $40 a day would get on my nerves fast.
           \_ $40 a day?  I can get by on way less than that...
           \_ Can't remember if it was MadTV or SNL, but they did a skit on
              the $40 a day show.  While I have not watched her real show,
              I thought the skit was amusing enough to bring it up in this
              thread.

5/4     hello has anybody here used the REI SUBKILO 20deg sleeping bag?
        i am looking for a smaller/lighter bag than my -10/-5 bag i have
        been using for more than 15yrs now and it is hard for me to justify
        paying +$300 for a MARMOT HELIUM for a second bag (and this is
           \_ True, they're all atheists.

5/8     Enka for brain
        http://youtube.com/watch?v=pK78qizoDN0
        http://www.sonore.com/lex/09_fr_himitsu_hakase.htm

5/8     emarkp when you baptize me when i die, do i get my own god planet?
        I could do this all day.

5/8     "I am angry ... No, I am not angry" ...
        If you understand French, parts of the ROYAL-SARKOZY debate are pretty
        entertaining ... not to mention SEGO is Not Unattractive(tm) ...
          "J'ai beaucoup de sang-froid! Je ne suis jamais enervee!"
        It is available on THE TUBE OF YOU. We should have stuff like this
        and PM's Q HOUR in the US. More at:
        http://home.lbl.gov:8080/~psb/Articles/Politics/Royal-v-Sarkozy

5/7     Sick of TinyURL and urlTea? Try HugeUrl:
        http://www.hugeurl.com
        \_ obYourURLisSoHugeAndTaxFree

5/7     Don't be a Galactic Nuisance:
        http://preview.tinyurl.com/ytmxlj (youtube.com)

5/7     Joseph Smith

5/7     Need ilyas trolls for humor. Someone please implement and
        instantiate an IlyasBot object and run it.

5/6     Has anybody used http://copper.net as a low cost ISP for a "grandma
        doing email a couple of times a week" type scenario?

5/4     First, there was Conservapedia!  Now, QubeTV!
        http://www.qubetv.tv

5/3     How romantic feeling is the Fleshlight?
        \_ It's pretty good. It's also pretty cheap on eBay, I got mine
           slightly used for only $8.53
           \_ Was it pre-lubed?
           \_ Do you prefer slutty girls?
        \_ Even better than the real thing(tm)
           \_ How about comparing to the Real Doll?  (Not that I can afford
              it.)

5/3     Litwack is retiring.  You think he'll donate that shelf full of
        prepared lectures to someone?  Generations of future History 7B
        students need their sleep!

5/3     How realistic feeling is the Fleshlight?
        \_ It's pretty good. It's also pretty cheap on eBay, I got mine
           slightly used for only $8.53
           \_ Was it pre-lubed?
           \_ Do you prefer slutty girls?
        \_ Even better than the real thing(tm)
           \_ How about comparing to the Real Doll?  (Not that I can afford
              it.)

5/2     Agitators throw rocks at police.  Police strike back.
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFdNkXJMH9A

5/2     Conan on the bay area's transportation problems:
        http://tinyurl.com/39yd
        \_ URL doesn't work.

5/1     [URL without comment deleted.  Please add a comment.]

5/1     Is that how the vagina of a virgin should looks like?  I've never seen
        one.  Thx.
        http://www.internationalexotics.net/ex2-75/03.jpg (NSFW)
        \_ IMHO this is irrelevant. From my past experience, there is no
           correlation between vaginas that look clean vs. feeling good.
           You can't tell how tight they are until you try them.

5/1     Any reason why the motd is turning into an episode of Howard Stern?

5/1     Why'd you remove my post about my girlfriend and her giant
        dildo Thor?

4/30    Considering taking a position at Bytemobile in MV. Any comments
        pro/con on the work environment? Buzz?

4/30    Live free or Die Hard Trailer AKA Cheney porn :
         http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/livefreeordiehard/t2_large.html
        \_ Hey People, Don't add a period to URLs. It breaks them.
         http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/livefreeordiehard/t2_large.html
           \_ enclose in <angle brackets>

5/1     I just saw the latest South Park and it is totally hilarious. Is
        it really true that Santa Monica, Venice, and Brentwood are the
        capitals of the homeless?  Do they really take care of the
        homeless?
        \_ Santa Monica and Venice, yes. Brentwood, no.
           \_ Santa Monica and Venice are the Berkeley/Oakland of SoCal.
              SM is refered to as the People's Republic of SM.
              \_ A friend of mine once got a survey from the city of SM at work,
                 and was told that SM 'requires 100% survey participation.'  It
                 was not clear what would happen if a survey was not filled out,
                 but the insinuations were ominous!

5/1     Help me motd, you're my last hope.
        What is a good managed hosting facility in the U.K. ?
        \_ A friend of mine in London just hosted some service in a place
           in the docklands that he says is pretty good -- I don't remember
           the name, but can get it for you if you drop me a line at
           john@zog.net.  -John

5/1     "Arctic ice cap melting 30 years ahead of forecast"
        http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070501/sc_nm/globalwarming_ice_dc
        "The IPCC report was very careful, very thorough and cautious, so they
        erred on the side of what would certainly occur as opposed to what
        might occur,"

4/27    Good morning!
        http://img9.imagepile.net/img9/53902bignaturals-jerri.jpg
        \_ That filename sounds NSFW.

4/26    I'm looking for the jacket worn by the guy on the LEFT.  Circa 1984,
        East Germany: http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809426013/photo/970417236
        -dpetrou

4/25    Has any major compare with what happened to Virginia Tech, the
        psychological effect of such senseless violence, and the Iraqis
        who has to put up with this kind of violence every freaking day
        at a much larger scale?
        \_ My head hurts just reading this.

4/25    Do Treos and/or Blackberrys work well with Apples (for syncing).
        \_ I haven't had any major syncing issues w/ my Treo 650. When I
           was using iSync, some contact info wouldn't get sync'ed b/c
           address book, but there was no problem w/ iCal. I have since
           switched to using Mark/Space Missing Sync, which solves the
           address book problem completely and also adds desktop mounting
           of the sd card. --ranga

4/24    Jesus christ
        http://www.onemodelplace.com/member.cfm?ID=299456
        \_ NSFW, picture of a woman with breasts bigger than her hip.

4/24    "Kryptonite" Found in Serbia:
        http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/6584229.stm
        \_ I thought they found a bicycle lock. :-)

4/23    Thanks to the VT Killer, gun sales are going up.

4/23    RIP Boris Yeltsin
        \_ Wow, this doesn't even make the front page of http://www.yahoo.com  It
           only appears in the "World" section.
           \_ Yes, it did. It was a featured story this morning.

4/23    Sheryl Crow says you should only use 1 square of TP per sitting
        http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/21/AR20070\42101385_pf.html
        \_ Remind me never to shake her hand.
           \_ you'll never be allowed to get that close, so dont worry about
              it.  just buy her albums and have some bread with it and do
              what you're told and all will be fine.
              \_ Just don't buy one that she autographed. :-)

4/23   Hrmmm...all of my mail disappeared over the weekend.
        \_ Mail root to fix mail.
           \_ Fix mail to mail root to fix mail.  Recursion ftw.
       \_ That's part of the new politburo's CSUA Modernization Plan.
          They did an analysis on the signal/noise ratio for email over
          time, plotted the curve and found that the signal will soon be
          below zero, so they took the bold step of removing it all now.
          To further support the Modernization Plan, they've forwarded all
          their email to /dev/null.
        \_ This should be self evident by now: stop using soda for mail.

04/22   We're working on mead at the moment; mail delivery will be delayed a
        bit, but will hopefully be faster as a result.  Alternately, the
        mail queue may explode again.  Nothing like living on the edge.

4/22    motd boob^H^H^H^Hplumper guy sunday special
        http://www.onemodelplace.com/member.cfm?ID=299456
        \_ NSFW, picture of a woman with huge boobs.

4/22    "NYC pledges 1 million new trees by 2017"
        http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070422/ap_on_re_us/green_nyc

4/21    Best Horror film of 2006, nominations:
        Jesus Camp: .

4/20   http://www.metacafe.com/watch/283497/jennifer_aniston_topless_on_the_beach
        Authentic Jennifer Aniston naked video. Is she on a diet? So bony...
        \_ Her implants aren't.

4/20    Welcome back ilyas! Where have you been?
        \_ Trying to graduate. -- ilyas

4/21    Instructions for achoi
        http://coffeepot.org/photos/sex.jpg
        \_ psb, you're achoi's bitch now?
        \_ tom, you're achoi's bitch now?

4/20    A whole Green section in today's SF Chronicle:
        http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/living/green/main

4/19    Where is the wall_log?
        \_ As of yesterday, I think everything is back where it used to be:
           the current week's logs are in /var/log/wall.log*, and older ones
           get archived in /csua/lib/wall.  --mconst
           \_ Thanks mconst!

4/19    Anyone following Life on mars ( the BBC version)?
        \_ I've watched a couple.  Enjoyed it, but not enough to make the
           TIVO.  Now the Robin Hood BBCAmerica is running is lots o' fun.
                \_ RH is a lot of fun. Lucy is also nice on the eyes too.

4/19    This motd post dedicated to ALBERTO ... i suspect everybody would
        rather be branded a liar than a fool, but if you had to pick between
        say a 12mo sentence for some perjury/contempt/obstruction charge or
        be outed as a fool, what would you pick:
          ex-con:
          fool:
        And once again GOPAT!

4/19    Any serious advice on how to cut down on the misfirre from recruiters
        when posting your resume ? I mean jobs that you have at most one
        of the qualifications for. For example; I get alot of ads for
        Windows automation even though there is none in my resume. I used
        to chalk it up to a stupid recruiter. But its becoming far more
        common. ARE there just alot of stupid recruiters out there?
        \_ I would guess tighter labor market.

4/18    be my feedee:
        http://belliesandboobs.blogspot.com/2007/04/farrell-gained-some-weight.html

*/*     ker-chunk!

4/18    This morning I saw the US flag outside a Dept. of Transportation
        office at half-mast.  Is it for the VA shooting?
        \_ Yes. The pres ordered half mast for federal buildings for (I think)
           a week.

4/18    HUGE!
        http://www.dailymotion.com/sarennalee/video/xsy95_ldm3
        - motd boob guy

4/18    So where in the US can I buy hand grenades, RPGs, and mines?

4/17    Are there any VT Counterstrike maps?

4/18    His plays:
        http://newsbloggers.aol.com/2007/04/17/cho-seung-huis-plays

4/17    Yangtze might be "irreversibly polluted"
        http://urltea.com/dv7 (boston.com)

4/17    weird Vonnegut obit on Fox: link:redirx.com/?7ibw

4/17    Is it possible to buy hand grenades in the US?
        \_ yes, with certain restrictiosn.  Care to elaborate your question?
           \_ I'm the op. I don't understand WHY it is legal in the first
              place. My right to bear arms should be for self defense only,
              WHY are hand grenades even allowed? They are as ridiculous
              as shoulder heat seaking missle or RPG or mines. I can't
              imagine these things falling in civilian hands like that
              crazy VT student. IMHO highly offensive weapons that have
              very little self defense value should be completely banned.
              \_ Every well regulated militia requires a significant stock of
                 plutonium.  Mutually assured destruction baby.
        \_ Someone call 911!
        \_ You can buy a book like the anarchist cookbook, make something
           more deadly. I suppose that should be banned, too.

4/16    pro concealed-carry advertisement blames Virginia Tech for 32 deaths
        http://olegvolk.net/gallery/d/19021-2/vtech9523.jpg
        http://olegvolk.net/gallery/d/19024-2/feelsafe.jpg
        \_ We all need to live in that shining land of civility and peace,
           Iraq.
        \_ It's amazing how well-oiled the machinery of the ideolouges is.
              -tom
           \_ PKB.
        \_ Nice Kahr

4/16    What kind of stupid name is Tiki Barber?
        \_ Most names are stupid.  Repeat your own name out loud 10-15 times.
           After a while it will become random noise and sound stupid too.
           You can play that game with any word or phrase.

4/16    that guy who sued Take 2 multiple times for Grand Theft Auto is
        already blaming GTA for the Virginia shooting.

4/16    dans, your brain has been classified as: small.

4/16    http://www.msnbc.msn.com (see video link)
        Student shot in arm says shooter was Asian male, shot 10-15 students
        in his classroom in engineering building, didn't say anything, then
        left to shoot more people.  Later tried to come back in, shot at door,
        left again.  At least 33 killed and 25+ injured.  One 9mm and one
        .22cal handgun.

4/15    What do you guys think of the ACM and IEEE? Should I bother
        trying to advance my membership grade with them?
        \_ Seemed like a good idea at first, but I never used any
           of their services in the past 2 years. You can get all the PDFs
           from citeseer and from Googling, and unless you are conference
           crazy their discounts on conferences aren't really saving that
           much. It's a waste of time. It's not very useful for students
           but may be useful when you're a prof.

4/15    If I rat out my old job to the IRS, will they give me a cut of
        the proceeds? - proposition joe
        \_ I have NO IDEA what the fuck you're talking about.

4/13    South Park's latest episode of 300 brave Lesbian warriors vs.
        Persians -- pure brilliant.
        \_ I don't know any Persian who is obsessed about nice
           designer clothers, lots of cologne, nice cars,
           blue carpets, and gold plated decorations. Do you?

4/12    confusing blackberry UI:
        Lawyer: Rove didn't mean to delete email
        \_ Is there a "Deleted" folder where mail can be recovered after
           deleting?

4/12    Give the man a hand!
        http://news.yahoo.com/photo/070412/ids_photos_wl/r1292165505.jpg
        \_ That guy's lucky he was in Taiwan and not the mainland.

4/12    Give the man a hand!
        http://news.yahoo.com/photo/070412/ids_photos_wl/r1292165505.jpg;_ylt=Ah6mXO4MbXEEnv0GL8CMvaMDW7oF

4/10    Which female sodan would you most like to ...?

4/10    Does window XP have an equivalent to "du -s" ?
        \_ Right click folder -> properties?
        \_ "dir /s/w", and look at the second last line.
        \_ The free tool "TreeSize" is excellent if you're trying to clean up
           big files.
        \_ http://windirstat.info this is all you ever need.

4/9     Is it possible to subdivide contacts into Business and Personal  etc..
        without breaking the address book? It seems not to be smart enough to
        read from multiple contact files?
        \_ Here's a hint, noone knows what address book you are talking about
           \_ Yeah, seriously.  I'm guessing pine, though.
        \_ Sorry. It is for MS Outlook. And I think the answer is no.

4/9     Aaron C. Smith moved to Bhutan:
        http://flickr.com/photos/aaroncorey/sets/72157600050891354
        \_ Is stalking a squishable offense?
           \_ No.

4/6     Poll: how many ppl think anonymous trolls who try to insult other
              people on the MOTD are idiots?
        yay: .....
        nay: ..
        nay: ....
        \_ It's the motd.  Everyone here is an idiot.  Wasting precious bits
           to call someone an idiot on the motd makes you only one step away
           from being a vegetable.  If only vegetables could type....

4/6     Poll: how many ppl think dans is an idiot?
        yay: .....
        nay: ..

4/6     Poll: how many ppl think motd polls are idiotic?
        yay:
        nay:
        \_ almost as bad as CNN polls

4/6     Poll: how many ppl think tom is an idiot?
        yay: ...
        nay: .

4/6     Blessed are the peacemakers for they will be called the children of God.
        Matthew 5:9 (*)
        \_ (*) does not apply to Democrats who are spawn of Satan.
           \_ Democrats are peacemakers?

4/5     [stupid poll purged]

4/5     where do i find a .torrent of a BBC3 show?

4/5     How about this? How about every San Francisco resident who has
        posted or commented here contact the DAs office and encourage her
        to open an investigation into the Critical Mass incident?
        That way, if the woman is really a dangerous maniac, she can
        be put behind bars, where she cannot attack anyone else. If not,
        she can have her name cleared. Hopefully, the city can find the
        holligan who broke her window and charge them as well. How does
        that sound? Kamala Harris's office email is DistrictAttorney@Sfgov.org
        \_ Isn't it the DA's job to investigate already without public
           pressure?
           \_ The DA is an elected official and is not immune to political
              pressure. Which is a good thing, imho.

4/5     fyi, if you were a Comcast person who got migrated to Time Warner
        Cable, your automatic @comcast.net -> @[state].rr.com forwarding
        has or is about to be terminated early.  It's supposed to work for
        1 year, although it's only been about 3 months.  I just chatted with
        tech support and they say it was Comcast's doing and there's nothing
        anyone can do.  Mine stopped working Monday, 3/26.  All e-mails to
        my original address get a bounce to the sender.

4/5     Poll: how many ppl think emarkp is an idiot?
        yay: .
        nay: ......
        \_ Poll: how many ppl think op is an idiot?
           yay: ......
           nay:
        \_ If you disagree with me, fine.  But sign your name anonymous
           coward. -emarkp

4/5     most descriptive URL ever:
        http://www.tehvids.com/html/longest_anal_panetration.html
        \_ and most obviously nsfw
        \_ Is anyone else having flashbacks to Dune?

4/4     http://www.wikisky.org
        Online starmap
        \_ keywords: stars star map maps sky constellation horoscope

4/4     What's a good bedsheet to have such that bodily fluids don't
        appear obvious? On one hand I'm a very satisfied guy but
        I'm also tired of having to wash it almost every other day.
        \_ you own one sheet?
        \_ body and beats, I stain my sheets, I don't even know why
        \_ I just put a towel down first. Kind of kills "the moment"
           but once you get used to it, not too bad.

3/31    unable to get new oral again
        \_ why does anyone still use soda for oral?
           \_ Because we still naively have faith in the younger generation.
              \_ hmmm.  Ok, why use soda in the first place even years ago?
                 \_ Once upon a time, there were no <DEAD>cal.berkeley.edu<DEAD>
                    addresses, so one of the few ways to have a http://berkeley.edu
                    address was to use the CSUA.

4/2     new motd polic:
        all trolls must use correct spelling.  thank you for your
        cooperation.
        \_ >.<

4/2     Knut the cute polar bear videos (eisbar):
        http://youtube.com/watch?v=MH0MTAdkisM
        http://youtube.com/watch?v=tBQRfKeIYZc
        http://youtube.com/watch?v=bFR0xA60GGI
        \_  http://www.dogjudo.co.uk/dirt.html

3/31    Anyone need a parking space in the Inner Richmond?
        email me.  - ilovecsua@mictur8.com

3/31    New Transformers Trailers:
        http://urltea.com/324 (techeblog.com)
        \_ More than meets the eye?

3/31    unable to get new email again
        \_ why does anyone still use soda for email?
           \_ Because we still naively have faith in the younger generation.
              \_ hmmm.  Ok, why use soda in the first place even years ago?
                 \_ Once upon a time, there were no <DEAD>cal.berkeley.edu<DEAD>
                    addresses, so one of the few ways to have a http://berkeley.edu
                    address was to use the CSUA.

3/30    http://youtube.com/watch?v=QitksTITOCY
        Speed bandits in Denmark. I have to say Danish women are much
        more attractive (and natural looking) than fake American boobs.
        \_ Were you aiming for a synecdoche, or do you just write poorly?

3/30    Carl's Jr Buffalo Wings Chicken Sandwich
        http://youtube.com/watch?v=EKr_bvd8h2I
        This is the HOTTEST girl I have ever seen in my life. What do you
        guys think? Hottest yay? I can jerk off to her all day.

03/30   Mail directories are acting kind of hinky.  I'm looking into it; don't
        be shocked if there's more weirdness in that vein later today.

3/29    My Costco/Amex card no longer gives back 1% when I buy
        Costco gas. Anyone noticed this?

3/28    pine- "unable to read new mail!" error.. just started today.
        any thoughts?

3/29    Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?
        \_ no .. but I am richer!
           \_ What a bitch, though she's kind of cute though.

3/29    David Brooks - "Security leads to freedom."
        http://select.nytimes.com/2007/03/29/opinion/29brooks.html?hp
        \_ For Isreal or the US?

3/28    Altern8!
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_okbgJs57y4
        Beltram!!
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvXEjZi_Hxs

3/28    Altern8!
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_okbgJs57y4
        \_ They're pretty rocking.  I did some googling and it seems like they
           broke up, but the YouTube dates suggest otherwise.  Any suggestions
           where I can find some of their albums? -dans

03/28   mead is back up and processing mail.  Please let me know about any
        new problems you encounter.

3/28    Re the SD foreclosure vs. San Diego population graph:  The guy fixed
        it last night:  He moved the decimal point one place to the left
        and changed it to "San Diego labor force".

3/28    I've posted random stuff not realizing everything I've written
        is now accessible on the web. How do I delete my entries?

03/27   mead is down for nefarious drive-enhancement purposes.  Theoretically,
        you should still be able to read yout mail, but sending and receiving
        won't work until we bring it back up.  Updates here and in wall.

3/27    You know what I enjoy doing? I love turning super long URLs
        into http://csua.org, then turning that URL into http://tinyurl.com. Now
        that I've discovered the joy of http://urltea.com, I enjoy turning all
        the http://tinyurl.com into http://urltea.com, then back to http://csua.org, then
        repeat this long process. After 10-20 chains, all the URLs on
        motd takes 1-5 seconds to load. It is really fun!!!   -url addict
        \_ You know, there're a lot of volunteer organizations with
           good, meaningful work to do, since you seem to have so much
           time on your hands.

3/26    REAL...ESTATE!  SHE ALWAYS GOES UP!
        http://www.burbed.com/2007/03/26/affordable-starter-home-or-fallujah-replica-in-the-bay-area-you-decide
        \_ I see Sour Grapes Housing Guy has his account back

3/26    Is there a place in SF that sells kettlebells?

3/25    Agent Smith cast as Megatron:
        http://www.filmwad.com/hugo-weaving-is-megatron--1990-p.html

3/25    $12K in lingerie stolen from NJ Victoria's Secret:
        http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070322/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_underwear
        \_ Which makes that 'hot underwear'?

3/24    Is mail down by chance?  I cannot send nor receive mails.  Thanks.  -pchen

3/23    Holy cow. SK finals of Starcraft
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJSMmyrxiIw

3/23    Star Trek is teh Gay:
        http://csua.org/u/ib5

3/23    Is mail down?  I cannot receive/send any mail.