9/15    Can we trim the motd a bit?
        \_ you have a text editor. go at it. -ali
           \_ I guess I just wanted to make it clear I'm not censoring
              any of the stuff below, I just want to shorten the motd.

9/15    Some sane voices in all this comotion:
        http://www.counterpane.com/crypto-gram-0109.html
        <DEAD>www.wired.com/news/politics/0,1283,46784,00.html<DEAD>

9/14    Problem found in RSA libraries:
        <DEAD>www.theregister.co.uk/content/55/21685.html<DEAD>

9/15    http://www.nytimes.com/2001/09/15/opinion/15SAT1.html
        "But the nature of the enemy, and the sanctuaries where he
        hides, promise to make this a long and unpredictable war."

9/15    The first casualty of war is the truth.

9/14    You know, when I say sign your posts, I don't mean for you to sign
        them with my name.  Sign your own damn posts with your own damn name.
        --jon
        \_ Sure thing, Jon.  --john
        \_ Sure thing, Jon.  --Osama Bin-Laden
        \_ Sure thing, Jon.  --jon

9/14    One groups answer to tues. events:
        http://www.frontsight.com/gun_school_for_pilots.htm

9/14    The new WTC:
        http://www.chrisgrout.com/images/wtc/NewWTC.jpg
        \_ Woohoo!  I want to work on the top floor of the middle one!

9/14    Campus closed from noon to 2 on Monday 17 Sept 2001:
        http://www.berkeley.edu/news/specupdates/statements/rmbstatemnt.html

9/14    Any csua'ers in NY/NJ might want to help out:
        http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,46821,00.html

9/13    When the motd returns, we hope that you will reopen this dialogue,
        albeit in a more enlightened and respectful manner.

9/13    How long do ELTs (emergency locator transmitor) on the black boxes
        transmit? Is there a possibility that we'll never find the black box?

9/12    Guys.  Stop with the hate speech.  It's not cool. - paolo
        \_ yeah, it's okay to blow up innocent people then say keep cool..
        then repeat the same shit, then say keep kewl... enuf is enuf.
        \_ um, i was refering to the hate speech that was here earlier.
           it has been removed, luckily, and really has no place here. free
           speech is one thing.. you have right to that. but you have a
           responsibility along with that to act like adults. - paolo
           \_ We have a right to that unless you're deleting it every 3 mins.
           \_ We have a right to that unless you're deleting it.
              \_ You're damn right i'll delete nazi propaganda.  I belive
                 i have the backing of the politburo on that. - paolo

9/13    And I though the idiots were just in Palestine and Egypt:
        http://www.nytimes.com/2001/09/13/nyregion/13MUSL.html

9/13    "Kill them all and let God sort the dead."
        \_ Apparently that's what the people in the plane thought, too.

9/12    [Summarized: <DEAD>safe.millennium.berkeley.edu]<DEAD>

9/12    Al Queda meeting tomorrow in front of sproul. Protest the condemnation
        of our leader!
        \_ Watch out for bombs.

9/13    let me get this right.  today we learned:
        1. don't go to work early.
        2. americans can't stand up to knife attacks.
        maybe they are right.  maybe we are too weak.
        \_ dude shut the f*ck up. I want a glowing Afghanistan today!

9/12    Why doesn't the US just remove support from Israel?

9/12    Poll:
        hijack, bomb, etc will continue:         ..
        this is the last of the American terror:

9/12    [ restored ]
        \_ thanks!

9/12    So did someone purge the moron who couldn't tell the difference
        between muslim's and Hindu's or did it just roll off the end?
        \_ What difference?

9/12    Some were going to try to overpower hijackers:
        <DEAD>web.realcities.com/content/rc/news/attack/bayarea/1956233911.htm<DEAD>

9/11    usenet prophecy? (sorry for the long url)
<DEAD>groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&frame=right&th=54ab4d241c34e0cc&seekm=3b8fd177%40monitor.lanset.com#link1<DEAD>

9/11    http://s1.amazon.com/exec/varzea/paypage/PKAXFNQH7EKCX/002-1242838-2568830

9/11    nobody's interested in hearing about Transformers, huh?
        \_ transformers kick ass! I use them every day at work...not as
           awsome as a directional coupler, perhaps, but....oh never mind.
        \-grow up.

9/11    The motd is at half mast.

9/11    stop fucking censoring the motd today.  if you don't want to read it,
        DON'T READ THE MOTD.

9/11    Awhile back ago, someone mentioned netledge is a awful place to work at
        Is there some more detail on what's awful about working there? -- szs

9/11    Missile attack on Kabul reported, see Yahoo.
        \_ U.S. says it's not them
        \_ that's just afghans killing each other. no problem there.

9/11    Good site: http://www.dal.net/wtc

9/11    <DEAD>vatican.rotten.com/wtc-smoke<DEAD>

9/11    Good site: http://www.dal.net/wtc

        (out-of-date info removed by original poster)
        \_ reposted at the top; grep for "Emirates" for latest in suspect
           status

        Stop nuking the motd.  Fucker.
        \_ I think it's part of the Osamed A Bin's effort

        Stop nuking the motd.  Fucker.
        \_ I think it's part of the Osamed A Bin's effort

9/11    Why does the motd keep on switching back and forth?

9/11    The airport security SUCKS. I mean, asking "Has anyone unknown
        to you asked you to carry anything on-board" is as effective as
        saying "have a nice day" and hope that it'll cure depression.

9/10    How can I start Xterm in XCeed? What is the start method? Thanks. - theo

9/10    new Transformers cartoon, Saturdays @ 8 AM, weekdays @ 2:30 PM on Fox 2.
        unfortunately it seems more like Pokemon than the old school series.
        was the original gen1 series this dumb?

9/11    Misha, you are sexy                     misha #1 fan
        \_ My #1 fan position has already been filled.  But you can fill
           out an application for the fanclub.  -- misha

9/10    Article URL
        \_ lame summary
           \_ You're stupid
              \_ No your stupid
                 \_ No, you're stupid.
              \_ Ok I'm a little dumb.

9/10    hola, we [lbl/aciri] are looking for people interested to work on
        the BRO intrusion detection system. the work will be supervised by
        the depveloper, vern paxon, who is a well-known security and
        networking researcher. see ~psb/BRO.labor and/or drop me a line
        if you are interested or have any questions. ok tnx. --psb

9/10    Can anyone recommend a good video capture card for a PC? What are useful
        features to have in one? Thanks.
        \_ http://arstechnica.infopop.net/OpenTopic/page?q=Y&a=tpc&s=50009562&f=67909965&m=352092621

9/10    [ kinney's drivel deleted.  Learn what 'shannon limit' is. ]
        \_ that was regurgitated drivel from july. i think you've been had.
           -kd historian.

9/8     Anyone know where I can get a few 2-8 gb sca drives cheap
        (~ $5 per gb)?  I need these for my SS5 and SS20. Thanks.
        \_ <DEAD>cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1272901402<DEAD>
        \_ Get a 9GB IBM Ultrastar 36LP drive from http://www.hypermicrosystems.com for
           like $70.
        \_ How many SS5 and SS20 do you need, 2 or 10? Lots of 1 & 2GB

9/8     M$ has seen the future and its a divx box on drugs named homestation:
        http://www.pcformat.co.uk/news/detail.asp?id=30803

9/8     star trek.. 35 years ago

9/7     Hardball, a story about howa a white man brings love and peace to
        the inner city ghetto (black youth). Starts tomorrow.  PG13.

9/7     callate

9/6     Welcome to the 60 HR club, Barry. Good luck in overtaking Ruth's
        1920 as the best season ever.
        \_ Did the Babe play in a park with a 300ft right field?

9/6     I'm looking for a kitchen utensil that consists of a plastic handle
        with a series of removable sponge attatchments that can be used for
        cleaning the inside of a glass.  i got one from someone along time ago,
        and need to get replacement sponges, but i dont know the name of the
        company that makes them or the name of the tool.   any ID of
        this product would be very helpful.  thanks.

9/4     Now for something completely different. Anyone know of a decent
        c++ wrapper for pthreads?
                \_ Schmidt's ACE toolkit?
                   \_ way too big for my needs.

9/5     I'm trying to find a site that had long details about Disney's
        original plan for epcot, and his "city of tomorrow".
        I thought it was something really simply, like
        "cityoftomorrow.com", but that's not it. Anyone know?
        Google is no help so far.
        \_ how about, "Epcot, the city where chinks,spics and niggers know
           their place." - former disney employee.
        \_ oops. just found it. http://www.waltopia.com
           Go look at it, if you dont know the true purpose for EPCOT
           Hmm. Except it doesnt seem as detailed as the site I
           remember. drat.
        \_ THat is from the weakest link?
        \_ you sick bastard! http://www.levity.com/julian/bungle_vv.html

9/5     Is it bad to spend most of section staring at your TA's ass?
        \_ Good TAs don't spend all of section with their backs to the
           students.
        \_ Is he cute?

9/5     Is it just me, or is King Of The Hill really damn reactionary
        and offensive?  Or is it a real depiction of live in Texas?
        Every time there's a young woman, she's "Going to make someone
        a good wife."
        \_ hi chialea!
        \_ That's not offensive
          \_ no siree. That's family values. Shame you dont get women
             in california.
        \_ No. neither. _KOtH_ is MAKING FUN of that attitude.
           You are obviously too dumb to take your political convictions
           so seriously.
           feminist: n.) One who, realizing that women are oppressed and
           miserable, has failed to notice that condition among everyone
           else.       - crebbs

9/5     Carly Fiorina is a total fucking bitch.
         \_ You have obviously mistaken us for someone who gives a damn.

9/1     Tom Holmoe's record at Cal is now 15-30
        \_ what the fuck are you talking about?

8/31  Hey they changed http://www.sun.com/alpha It used to be a rat.

8/30    abby!  say something!

8/30    What's a good site to find out ways to compromise programs?
        This is a legitimate request.  I don't plan to do anything
        illegal.

8/30    [ drivel from special K excised. ]

8/29    What?  Now they tell us the G-Spot doesn't exist?
        http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20010829/hl/gspot_1.html
        \_ Only if you can't find it. It's out there. ;)

8/28    Have there been any explanations why www-telebears has been so bad
        this semester?  I haven't been able to get through since my phase I
        \_ I think most of the people who post and read the motd are near
           30 years old (e.g. tom, psb, etc etc)
           \_ I'm not 30. I'm 22. I use Tele-Bears on the Web. It has
              sucked for me too but I don't know why.           -rory
        \_ New freshman don't know about phone telebears and are constantly
           using web telebears (instead of infobears) to check their schedule.

8/27    Anyone knows what concert it was at the SF Marina yesterday afternoon?

8/27    hate those X10 pop up ads? this URL is supposed to make them
        stop for 30 days: http://www.x10.com/x10ads1.htm
        \_ only 30 days???
           \_ edit the cookie..

8/27    are you going to burning man?  where are you camping? - danh
        \_ in between the hippies and the people who complain about
           not bathing.  Or probably next to the concession stand selling
           hardship-in-a-package-as-a-rite-of-passage.

8/27    RIP Aaliyah.
        January 16, 1979 - August 15, 2001
        \_ Yeah, just as she was ramping up with a new album and movie
           roles in the likes of Matrix 2.
           \_ ...and Matrix 3, I think.
              \_ Yes.  http://us.imdb.com/Title?0242653
                 \_ She took the blue pill.

8/25    I got axed last week. I want to go back to school. Is there more
        job safety for Phds?

8/24    Yo Mr. angband, chill.
        \_ He probably was on a 56K and got disconnected each time
           Can't blame someone too much for an angband addiction
           \_ he can at least clean up after himself..heh..
        \_ he should use screen.

8/24    On the back of an outlet there are 4 holes for wires to go in.
        Typically i've seen the white wire on the right and the black
        wire on the left (if you are staring at the back).
        Does the top/bottom matter or are they just redundant holes
        \_they're not redundant if you use them...
          \_ ahh, i see.  It is so you can double the power supply.
             (or draw power from two circuits or whatever)
             but they both feed to the same place right (i lamely do not
             have a voltometer)? If i put the left one in the top and the
             right in the bottom that will not cause any problems. correct?

8/23    http://www.csua.berkeley.edu/~nweaver/pokemon
        Be afraid, be very afraid.
        \_ Has this product been tested?

8/23    http://cinemaspace.berkeley.edu/Cinema_Beyond/AlifePoster_2.5.pdf
        film 140: cinema and artificial life.
        \_ seems a bit work intensive, maybe i'll just go for the movies.
        \_ I took a very simaller course from the same guy.  It was fun
           but ultimatly I wasn't that impressed by him.  Lindsay I know
           disagrees with me but to each her own.  -aspo

8/23    How do I get rid of my spare tire?

8/21    So much is riding on soda's tires...

8/21    Does anyone know how the Firestone tire lawsuit is going?

8/21    I am the Great Cornholio!  I need tires for my bunghole!

8/22    2 bald tires; free to anyone who wants them.

8/22    Anyone have a spare tire I can borrow?

8/23    Anyone recommend a good place to still buy whitewall tires?

8/23    Why don't more people buy low rolling resistance tires?  Does the
        performance suck or something?

8/23    Where can you buy caltrops (for taking out tires).

8/23    How much does a good set of low-profile tires cost?

8/23    What's a good place to buy tires?

8/23    I'm tired.

8/23    Anyone here ever had sex with a tire?

8/23    If you put a tire in a microwave, will it explode?

8/23    http://buffy.eecs.berkeley.edu/Chair/grad.gift.html
        order your cubical decoration today!

8/23    I think you should change the call from MOVE TO TEXAS to
        MOVE TO TENNESSEE!
        http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nyt/20010823/ts/fiscal_stature_of_tennessee_slips_in_war_over_taxes_1.html

8/21    Notice that Chinese people say Compilation like Kung-Pao-Lashun? Heh
        \_ try again.  it's more like compirashun.
        \_ Kung Pao Asparagus?

8/20    anyone have experience doing anthing with anybody, that they're
        willing to share?
        \_ i'm taking masscom 104 next semester.
        \_ maybe.  i sat next to a girl in cory.  does that count?
        \_ did I mention I have enormous breasts?
           \_ But you're a man, baby!

8/20    why does crebbs have some many sleep and diff processes?
         \_ Did root clean them up?  When i looked i only had two
            of each (now gone).  How many did you see? -crebbs
            \_ lastcomm crebbs

8/20    motd poll. sarah jessica parker in:
        sex in the city        :
        square pegs            : ..
        L.A. Story             : .
        Phil Nunez Does Philly : .
        Anal Coeds #12         : .

8/20    war is imminent in middle east.

8/20    Personal message addressed to tom deleted. Ask tom via email. Most of
        us don't care about his educational status.

8/20    I hope you don't use Hotmail for important email:
        http://www.NewsBytes.com/news/01/169167.html

8/20    huh huh, this guy's name is "Noonan"
        http://www.securityfocus.com/templates/article.html?id=240
        \_ And they even have a guest column by Mitnick.

8/20    Our legal system is out of control: http://www.Overlawyered.com
        \_ you've been watching too much Judge Judy; cases are rarely
           simple.  -tom
           \_ The first thing we do is kill all the lawyers.

8/18    christopher reed will die within the year.
                        \_ reeve, you idiot
        \_ Who is that and why should we care?
        \_ Do you mean "Reeve", as in Superman?
        \_ but where are the h07 42N ch1x?
           \_ that's H0T 42N CH1X0R to you
                                \_ pixP

8/18    Looking for contractor(s) to design and setup
        e-commerce site for martial arts studio.
        Email me for more information.  --sony

8/17    nweaver, when are you graduating?

8/17    is livermore hiring recently graduated ME's?

8/17    http://www.wickedweasel.com/contributors/contris/Ams/contri09/contri04.jpg      - eeew.
        \_ Who's that?
           \_ someone who should not be wearing apparel like that.

8/17    Hot Job Alert:
        http://www.house.gov/gcondit/intern_opportunities.htm
        \_ Especially note the "National Center for Missing & Exploited
           Children" logo on the bottom left of the page.  Condit supports
           the Center by making sure they have someone to look for.

8/17    How would you define a friend vs. an acquaintance?
        \_ to which would you lend money?
           \_ hmmm.. interesting...
        \_ Someone you would sleep with?
           \_ which is which?

8/17    Anyone heard abot NetLedger or working for them?  How are they?
        \_ i didn't hear good things about the employment experience
           there -- but will ask around.  if you signyour name, i'll
           email you directly.
        \_ NetLedger will be crushed like a little bug soon enough.  Either
        M$/GreatPlains or Intuit will win that market, despite Ellison's deep
        pockets.
        \_ NetLedger will be crushed like a little bug soon enough.
           Either M$/GreatPlains or Intuit will win that market,
           despite Ellison's deep pockets.

8/16    values.h is deprecated.  Where can I find useful #defines like
        MAXLONG these days?  grepping for it in /usr/include didn't
        turn up anything, yet it seems something like this should exist.
        \_ limits.h? (INT_MAX, LONG_MAX, ULONG_MAX, etc.)
           \_ > cd /usr/include && grep LONG_MAX *.h
              pthread.h:#define PTHREAD_THREADS_MAX                   ULONG_MAX
              \_ Look at the files limits.h includes. Specifically,
                 machine/limits.h.
                 \_ Thanks!

8/15    47 Ursae Majoris

8/15    Anyone recommend a good CPA in the south bay?
        \_ I know a great one in Santa Cruz. repost if interested.
        \_ sign your name.  Are you looking for tax accountant? -tyf

8/14    http://www.experimental-games.org

8/15    M$ Can't figure out PGP:
        http://www.newsbytes.com/news/01/168397.html

8/14    Do you want to live forever?
        yes ..
        no  ..
        \_ why not?

8/14    Where are nweaver's interesting hidden links? I'm looking for the
        one where he says he hates the industry.

8/13    I agree with Paul.
        \_ hi twohey
        \_ Is this wanker back again?

8/13    For the geek who has it all:
        http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/54/20981.html

8/12    Contest for free Toyota at Hooters:
        http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/ap/20010811/us/toy_yoda.html

8/12    I accidentally ran a red light which was labelled as being
        photo-enforced.  When can I expect to receive my ticket? (This
        was three weeks ago.)
        \_ Did you witness a bright flash after you ran it? If not,
           chances are that you will not be receiving a ticket.

8/12    cool fonts: http://fonts.tom7.com

8/11    Will you people RTFM for Christ's sake! Back in my day we'd laugh
        at these retarded questions and insult yermom. And if you're not
        going to answer the question, just insult them and get it over with
        instead of providing a line by line proof of the poster's stupidity.

8/10    Help! I want a 9mm hemorrhoid.

8/10    "Hello, habla espanol?"
        \_ "!Hola! ?Se habla Espanol?" would be the proper way to say it.
        "Si, hablo un poco de espanol."
        "Ok then, we'll call you back later."  (presumably when I'm more
        fluent)

8/10    kinneydrivel(tm) removed.  If anyone is interested in cleaned up
        edited form:
        <DEAD>applied.demonics.org/~kinney/forum/read.php?f=4&i=6<DEAD>

8/10    My /etc/inittab suddenly disappeared on me.  I can't boot
        anymore (aside from sigle-user mode) any idea on how to
        fix it (Red Hat Linux 7.1)
        \_ Get /etc/inittab from some other system and copy it back to /etc

8/10    Help! I want a 9mm hemmorage.

8/10    Can anyone recommend a good contracting company? (to work for) Or maybe
        suggestions on how to find contracts w/o a company.
        \_ what kind of work?  SA/IT?  coding?  --chris

8/10    Are Benjamin Bratt and Michael Keaton related by blood?  They look so
        much alike.
        \_ Yes.
           \_ And their relation is ...?

8/9     Are there any proactive measures to determine if a keystroke logger
        is running on your system?  Is this sort of thing even possible?
        \_ what? a keystroke-logger logger? Something to watch something
           watching your keystrokes? What if the keystroke logger is logging
           such that if it detects a keystroke logger logger being started
           or logs queries, it will intervene and spit out false info?
           \_ "you have trace-buster-buster?  I have trace-buster-buster-buster!"
              \_ Never heard of radar detecter that watches out for radars
                 watching your speed, plus the radar detector detector that the
                 cops came up with to counter that?
                 \_ how many logs could a logger log if a logger could log logs?
                 \_ How, pray tell, would a radar detector detector work?
                    \_ I have no idea.  I don't even have a radar detector.
                       You know what?  I just did a search on Yahoo and found
                       that some radar detectors can detect rador detector
                       detectors, effectively making themselves radar detector
                       detector detectors!
        \_ No, but you could fill it so full of crap that the logs would be
           worthless or difficult to use.

8/8     Is there any way to duplicate the %i scanf conversion specifier using
        C++ streams? (This is the one that looks at whether there is a 0x or
        leading 0 to decide whether to treat as hex or octal).

8/8     jizz and jazz deleted because it is stupid.

8/8     Yes, this is from /., but I think it's pretty cool anyways.
        http://xxx.lanl.gov/abs/physics/0108005  The guy claims he found
        a new force, or something like that. -- ilyas
        \_ I told you there is an explanation for all the flying in
           Crouching Tiger.

8/7     How do I find out how many processors a machine has and its % load
        (simular to top) without using top?
        \_ Depends on the OS. Which OS? -ausman
        \_ http://home.earthlink.net/~bhami/rosetta.html
           \_ This is great!

8/7     Will a cloned human being, if there will ever be one, have identical
        fingerprints as the gene donor?

8/7     If someone is castrated, do they still feel a desire for children?
        Or love, without the lust? Or does all that come as a package?

8/8     I want to bind control-backspace in my .emacs. What is the escape
        sequence for BS?
        \_ Its either ?\C-h or ?\C-?.
           \_ \C-h is the help key and \C-? doesn't work.
              \_ Use vi.  (You knew it was coming.)
                 \_ obuED!EDISTHESTANDARDEDITOR!
        \_ backspace is ^H, so there is no such thing as ctrl-backspace.  You
           could map this at an X11 level (a la xmodmap), since it would
           see it as ctrl-backspace, but at a terminal level it's the same
           as typing delete.  If by backspace you mean delete, then, alas,
           there's also no such thing as ctrl-delete at a terminal level.

8/7     Does anyone know if it's legal for the manager of my manager to lay
        me off just because he doesn't like me?
        \_ Its not legal to lay you off if he doesn't like you. But it is
           legal to say lay you off because of "budget constraints". If
           the boss of your boss doesn't like you, you should try and fix
           the problem or look for another job.
           \_ what moron deleted my reply?
              IT IS PERFECTLY LEGAL, If you have signed a
              "termination without cause" employee agreement!!!
           \_ Thanks!
        \_ It's not legal if he fires you.

8/6     This test has been designed to evaluate reactions of personnel
        to various situations.
        You are making a presentation to a group of corporate
        executives in the plushest office you've ever seen.  The
        enchillada casserole and egg salad sandwich you had for
        lunch react, creating severe pressure.  Your sphincter
        loses control and youbreak wind, causing the glass bookcase
        doors to shatter and a secretary to pass out.
        YOU SHOULD:
        (a) Offer to come back next week when the smell has gone away.
        (b) Point to the Chief Executive and accuse him of the offense.
        (c) Challenge anyone in the room to do better.

8/6     SW Ep.2 = Attack of the Chinese. Definitely a B-movie title.
        \_ A better title would have been SW Ep2: Plan 5 From Skywalker
           Ranch!
        \_ A better title would have been SW Ep2: Plan 5 From Tiananmen
           Square!

8/6     SW Ep.2 = Attack of the Clones. Definitely a B-movie title.
        \_ A better title would have been SW Ep2: Plan 5 From Skywalker
           Ranch!

8/5     A sucking chestwound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.
        \_ Real Men(tm) don't use bullets!  Bullets are for pussies!

8/4     How do I send an environment variables to all sessions started
        from KDM? Can it be done from init?  I want all of the users on
        my local machine to know that MUSIC_CD should be /dev/acd0c
        (for cdcontrol).  thanks.
        \_ echo 'MUSIC_CD=/dev/acd0c ; export MUSIC_CD ; ' >> /etc/profile

8/4     And all this time we thought that Keanu was the one
        when the one turns out to be Jet Li:
        http://www.apple.com/trailers/columbia/the_one.html
        \_ i wish jet li would get a better agent. this movie
           looks like stupid timecop rehash.
           \_ And timecop was a rehash of time trax...
           \_ The entire kill one guy and get his power stuff
              and the there can only be on stuff seems like it
              was ripped of from Highlander.

8/3     I am using my 1st amendment right to disagree with your posting.
        \_ No!  You're wrong!  -John

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8/2     The Secret Connections between "Fight Club" and "Calvin and Hobbes":
        http://www.whatever-dude.com/posts/145.shtml

7/27    MacroMedia is no longer providing <DEAD>www.moviecritic.com!<DEAD> :(
        "Due to resource constraints."   I don't suppose there is a chance
        in hell they would let someone else run it for them?

7/27    American Pie 2 is:
        cool:
        a dud:
        not worth the time to d/l it: .
        \_ Who cares?  The preview was even annoying to watch.

7/27    Nathaniel Brazill gets only 28 years in prison instead of life.  Damn.
        \_ Prosection asked for 40 if they couldn't get life.  Judge
           probably though "Since minimum is 25, and the child is 14,
           I'll just double it to 28 so it's easy for him to remember
           when the defining moment of his life occurred."
       \_ Who is Nathaniel Brazill?
          \_ 14-year-old in Florida who was suspended for throwing water
             balloons.  When he came back, the teacher told him to
             shut up when he was talking with two of his classmates.
             He pulled out a tiny .25 cal handgun and shot him dead.  He
             said that he cocked the pistol to show that he wasn't
             joking, and he did pull the trigger, but he thought the
             safety was on.
        \_ Well, never too early to get that rimjob.
        \_ good. one less negro robbing the bank.

7/27    Nathaniel Brazill gets only 28 years in prison instead of life.
        \_ Prosection asked for 40 if they couldn't get life.  Judge
           probably though "Since minimum is 25, and the child is 14,
           I'll just double it to 28 so it's easy for him to remember
           when the defining moment of his life occurred."
       \_ Who is Nathaniel Brazill?
          \_ 14-year-old in Florida who was suspended for throwing water
             balloons.  When he came back, the teacher told him to
             shut up when he was talking with two of his classmates.
             He pulled out a tiny .25 cal handgun and shot him dead.  He
             said that he cocked the pistol to show that he wasn't
             joking, and he did pull the trigger, but he thought the
             safety was on.
        \_ Well, never too early to get that rimjob.

7/27    * SODA WILL BE TAKEN OFFLINE FOR MAINTENANCE SATURDAY AFTERNOON * -root

7/26    Crystal Method at the virgin megastore in SF tonight for autogrphs.
        now's a good time to give the bandmembers $20 for all those mp3's
        you've downloaded. ... maybe it will scare the record execs.

7/26    Anybody have a 800 number?  I'm thinking of getting one and
        want to know the which company people would recommend.  Thanks.

7/25    anyone need a pcmcia 10/100 ether adapter? mail me. --aaron