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1998/8/11-13 [Uncategorized] UID:14440 Activity:nil |
8/10 Anyone know of any decent inline skate shops in the East Bay? I need to replace a couple of frame spacers. --vchang \_ Hey, it's kchang with a 'v'. Get him! \_ bleh. No relation. We're different. I suck less --vchang \_ harshness! oh wait, this is the motd. |
1998/8/9 [Uncategorized] UID:14437 Activity:nil |
8/7 Does www.csua provide counters and clocks like Count.cgi? \_ No - counters are wildly inaccurate, pointless wastes of bandwidth. Clocks are 1 line of javascript, and pointless for us to provide \_ You can also write a counter yourself; it doesn't need privilege. |
1998/8/9 [Uncategorized] UID:14436 Activity:nil |
8/7 You want proof? Here's the proof! http://www.appledaily.com.hk/pages/980808/newr902.jpg (From IHCC - Indonesian Huaren Crisis Center) |
1998/8/9 [Uncategorized] UID:14435 Activity:nil |
8/7 Stupid grandmother junk deleted |
1998/8/8-9 [Uncategorized] UID:14431 Activity:high |
8/7 The only thing stupider than Rebecca Eisenberg is this argument. -tom \_ My grandmother knew this already. \_ who? \_ A local computer columnist. What argument? |
1998/8/7-8 [Uncategorized] UID:14429 Activity:nil |
8/6 http://www.jailbabes.com \_ Don't post this! No one else can write to my girlfriends! |
1998/8/7-8 [Uncategorized] UID:14428 Activity:nil |
8/6 Microsoft Campus in Mountain View. \_ TP! TP! TP! TP! TP! \_ Follow the Berkeley tradition bud. Send a mail bomb like all the crazy people here. |
1998/8/7-9 [Uncategorized] UID:14426 Activity:nil |
8/7 Anyone know anything aobut H. 323 gateways and programs that allow you to call a phone over an internet connection? Is it possible to call phones with MS NetMeeting (it has H. 323 support)? \_ There are services like that I heard, but they all charge some amount of money. \_ GASP! |
1998/8/3 [Uncategorized] UID:14421 Activity:nil |
8/3 Does anyone know a public domain IEEE-754 compliant 64 bit floating point library? |
1998/8/1-3 [Uncategorized] UID:14419 Activity:insanely high |
]7/31 Homefinders is not proving to be very useful in finding a place for me to live, IE: everything very far away or too much money. Anyone have any experience with Berkeley Connection? \_ they can't find what doesn't exist. \_ There is no housing, only Zuul. \_ The Coops are calling you, my friend. |
1998/7/30 [Uncategorized] UID:14415 Activity:high |
7/30 What the heck does that little girl say in the British Airways commercial? \_ I give better blowjobs than Monica |
1998/7/30 [Uncategorized] UID:14412 Activity:low |
7/29 what is the cheapest way to get rid of a very old couch legally? (How much do dumpsters charge?) \_ I am always on the lookout for ancient couches, clean or not too dirty, if you really want it to disappear email me - danh \_ if you leave it on the street it will disappear \_ put it up "for sale" somewhere in Berkeley... Say "$5". Or offer to take someone out to lunch if they'll take it off your hands. \_ put in in your cube/office at work. my couch is very popular with my coworkers. -meyers \_ it is clean? I'm looking for a couch for my office... -dxu \_ leave it in karen's backyard for a couple of months to get nice and moldy. |
1998/7/28 [Uncategorized] UID:14405 Activity:high |
7/27 What do you guys think about overclocking the k6-2? \_ All overclocking is a waste of time. |
12/23 |
1998/7/27 [Uncategorized] UID:14401 Activity:nil |
7/26 What are some cgi mailers that I can use for the "guest sign" page? \_ http://www.worldwidemart.com/scripts |
1998/7/26 [Uncategorized] UID:14398 Activity:nil |
7/26 "Saving Private Ryan" is just the best Spielberg. Gawd damn I want a war. |
1998/7/26 [Uncategorized] UID:14395 Activity:high |
7/26 Has anyone had any experience with cs 9E? Is it worth taking? \_ The class material was good, but standing in line for hours at the Self-Paced Center to get any help or to get your assignments graded was a nightmare. At least that was the case in 1990. -- yuen |
1998/7/25 [Uncategorized] UID:14392 Activity:very high |
7/26 A Survey of Soda Breastsize. Please add your entries. 36Q 30AA (Asian CSUAers - male _and_ female) I thought android/choice was bigger |
1998/7/25 [Uncategorized] UID:14391 Activity:nil |
7/26 A Survey of Soda Breastsize. Please add your entries. |
1998/7/25 [Uncategorized] UID:14388 Activity:nil |
7/24 poliburo proposes that we sodomize tom! \_ i second that motion \_ h0zer, I am not a homosexual, and even if I were, you aren't my type. Go play with seano. -tom |
1998/7/25-29 [Uncategorized] UID:14387 Activity:nil 50%like:14413 66%like:14171 |
7/24 ssh 1.2.26 installed, bugs to mconst. |
1998/7/25-29 [Uncategorized] UID:14386 Activity:nil |
7/24 Soon it will be as easy as: cp psb1 psb.backup. http://www.nature.com/Nature2/serve?SID=25602728&CAT=NatGen&PG=mice clone-home.html \_ Sigh. When will they start cloning humans? \_ what makes you sure they aren't already? They've already taken samples from psb's opressive white penis to start the new MASTER RACE. \_ I thought it's blue or orange \_ This isn't possible. There is only one psb who is all. How can you copy that which already exists everywhere? --psb #1 Fan \_ One psb to rule them all and in the darkness bind them. |
1998/7/25-27 [Uncategorized] UID:14385 Activity:nil |
7/26 Blade Runner on a reasonably large screen. 408-457-7726 for info. 6PM-9PM \_ Director's cut or the sucky version? |
1998/7/24 [Uncategorized] UID:14381 Activity:nil 75%like:14383 |
7/23 short men are so sexy. *SMOOCH* |
1998/7/24 [Uncategorized] UID:14378 Activity:nil |
7/23 Any accusation on M$, M$ spokes person will always say: "It was not intention." \_ [sic]P \_ Wow, I never thought I'd see the letters "SICP" used together outside of Abelson and Sussman ... cool. \_ They even do it with identically bad grammar. \_ Why not? Someone in the Oklahoma City bombing case even argued that the defendant shouldn't be guilty of murder because "even thought he knew that setting off a bomb in that building would cause death, his intention was not to kill people." Hey Mister, I want to pull the trigger on your head. I don't have any intention to kill you. I just have an intention to pull the trigger. |
1998/7/23 [Uncategorized] UID:49815 Activity:nil |
7/23 Lila Patton Home Phone: (510) 841-9818 Work Phone: (650) 526-2667 Pager: (888) 220-8692 lila-page@veritas.com |
1998/7/23 [Uncategorized] UID:14374 Activity:nil |
7/22 Anyone using Linux/Sparc? Is it reasonably good? -PeterM |
1998/7/22-23 [Uncategorized] UID:14370 Activity:nil |
7/21 Any recommendations for cheap local sources for custom t-shirts in small quantities (1-5), 1 color? I am interested in some shirts for personal use, not for an organization. -- schoen \_ Anywhere but Inky Fingers. \_ Cinder Block in Oakland - 658-2917 - danh |
1998/7/22-23 [Uncategorized] UID:14369 Activity:moderate |
7/22 http://www.psb.co.kr \_http://www.quit.com |
1998/7/22-23 [Uncategorized] UID:14368 Activity:nil |
7/22 bang zoom to the moon, ethel! |
1998/7/22-23 [Uncategorized] UID:14366 Activity:moderate |
07/22 I told you to stay away from Bessie. \_ But Bessie was so god damn good.. where else can you get cheap thrills for $4.95 a pop? |
1998/7/22 [Uncategorized] UID:14365 Activity:high |
You have new mail. \_ fucking moron. |
1998/7/22 [Uncategorized] UID:14364 Activity:nil |
Welcome to HappySoda |
1998/7/22 [Uncategorized] UID:14362 Activity:nil |
5/19 TOTAL Hosersness. 3772 xxxxxx (/usr3) 2663 xxxxxx \_find . -name \* -exec compress {} \; 3750 xxxxxx (/usr3) 2619 xxxx 3105 xxxxxx (/usr3) 2609 xxx 2851 xxxxxxxx 2589 xxxxx 2680 xxxxx (/usr3) 2505 xx |
1998/7/21 [Uncategorized] UID:14360 Activity:high 66%like:14999 |
7/20 context free URL deleted. \_ screw you. http://www.doge.nl/~hero |
1998/7/21 [Uncategorized] UID:14358 Activity:nil |
7/20 http://www.doge.nl/~hero |
1998/7/21 [Uncategorized] UID:14357 Activity:nil |
care kchang |
1998/7/20 [Uncategorized] UID:14354 Activity:nil 80%like:14352 66%like:14353 |
7/20 With which device should k c h a n g be sodomized with? \_ seano's white male oppressive penis \_ The CSUA bat |
1998/7/20 [Uncategorized] UID:14353 Activity:nil 66%like:14354 |
be sodomized? |
1998/7/20 [Uncategorized] UID:14352 Activity:nil 80%like:14354 |
7/20 Which device should kchang be sodomized with? |
1998/7/20 [Uncategorized] UID:14351 Activity:nil |
7/20 question deleted by kchang. |
1998/7/20-21 [Uncategorized] UID:14349 Activity:nil |
7/20 ass-polito \_ cle-ver \_ talausman \_ businausman \_ esJORary \_ uncle tom \_ col' kane |
1998/7/20 [Uncategorized] UID:14348 Activity:nil |
7/19 question deleted for lack of context. |
1998/7/20 [Uncategorized] UID:14344 Activity:nil |
7/19 WindowMaker or AfterStep? |
1998/7/17 [Uncategorized] UID:14341 Activity:high |
7/15 Don't work for Debacle!!! \_ What happened Senor CSUA-person? \_ too easy, boring, not challenging, unset goal, stupid work Something about db companies... person at Slimbase said the same thing. |
1998/7/17 [Uncategorized] UID:14340 Activity:high |
7/15 I don't know anything about ipfilter fix and so on, but about all the scheduler tweaks that have been going on, how much do they actually improve performance? Just curious. -- yuen \_ the last changes were done for profiling reasons. we are gathering extensive information that will help improve performance. |
1998/7/17 [Uncategorized] UID:14339 Activity:nil |
07/16 Soda will reboot in the early hours of 07/17 to fix problems with the IPFILTER firewall and to adjust a process scheduler parameter. Downtime should be 10 minutes. \_ Ooops, perhaps that was 7/17 EDT and its been moved up a bit anyway. 7:25PM PDT. downtime estimates same as before. |
1998/7/16 [Uncategorized] UID:14338 Activity:nil |
You all suck. Yer Mom sucks too. You are all going down. You have new mail. |
1998/7/16 [Uncategorized] UID:14335 Activity:nil 66%like:14195 |
You all suck. |
1998/7/16 [Uncategorized] UID:14334 Activity:nil |
no |
1998/7/16-8/25 [Uncategorized] UID:14333 Activity:nil |
07/15 We're now running the CAM patches. Based on the much-reduced fsck and quotacheck times, we got a nice performance benefit. |
1998/7/16 [Uncategorized] UID:14332 Activity:nil |
07/15 Soda's process scheduler has been tweaked. If the system feels different, mail dpetrou and jwm. (Please rule out net lag first.) |
1998/7/14 [Uncategorized] UID:14331 Activity:high |
7/14 God Damn! isn't there at least ONE good looking women on this whole campus? ! \_ Yes. She's hiding from you. (And waiting for a man who can spell and capitalize correctly.) \_ She graduated. \_ Try Berkeley High \_ Good advice. What's-her-name (blonde model, UCSC alum) went there. Oh, yeah... Rebecca Romijn. --dim \_ Yes. She's in my office. HA. |
1998/7/13 [Uncategorized] UID:14323 Activity:nil |
\_ because dipshits like you keep nuking the motd |
1998/7/13 [Uncategorized] UID:14322 Activity:nil |
07/13 Another SCSI CAM panic, it looks like. Film at 11. \_ Quotas for several hundred users are hozed, and will be fixed RSN. \_ Quotas are being redone (possibly increased!), should be ready by ~3pm --frantic-root-people-in-csua-office |
1998/7/13 [Uncategorized] UID:14318 Activity:nil |
7/11 For a good time call 642-0070 \_ Which is what? A campus emergency number? UCPD? \_ hmm that is the 1200 baud campus connection. \_ Why are they wasting a perfectly good phone line on that? |
1998/7/10 [Uncategorized] UID:14317 Activity:nil |
7/10 I have an idle job I've had running for several days and I can't find a way to kill it. How do you get rid of it? \_ How much are you willing to pay to get rid of this problem? \_ zombie process? try 'kill -9 -1' to kill all process. worked for me. |
1998/7/9-10 [Uncategorized] UID:14308 Activity:nil |
07/07 The ICMP flooding that Soda was undergoing earlier tonight has stopped for the time being. |
1998/7/9-10 [Uncategorized] UID:14306 Activity:low |
7/8 So, who exactly is still getting a UUCP feed from soda these days? \_ Just me, I suspect, though I'm happy to help set up other accounts \_ You suspect WRONG twinky boy! \_ read /etc/sendmail.cf and you will see |
1998/7/8-10 [Uncategorized] UID:14303 Activity:moderate |
7/8 tpc and geordan now demoted to commoner. Demigod status is earned by merit only. Demigods and angels should not vote for each other. Rules enforced by HappyCop (tpc and geordan). Read the new rules. http://soda.berkeley.edu/~kchang/happy \_ Shut up, cmlee. \_ How long until kchang sells out to u$oft and you see "Happy, by Microsoft", just like you did with Hotmail. \_They were really demoted because they discovered kchang's mom was no longer tight enough for her softball fetish, and began supplying her with volleyballs. -meyers |
1998/7/2-3 [Uncategorized] UID:14288 Activity:nil |
7/2 "DEATH! DEATH! DEATH to all who oppose us!" \_ Come to Butthead. |
1998/7/2-3 [Uncategorized] UID:14287 Activity:nil |
07/02 I think so, Brain, but that pair of PVC underwear just isn't cut for my delicate figure. |
1998/7/2-3 [Uncategorized] UID:14284 Activity:nil |
7/2 Boycott the so called Happy Point Dictatorship! \_ why is it dictatorship? |
1998/7/1-2 [Uncategorized] UID:14283 Activity:moderate |
7/1 Anyone know the URL to the news article about they guy who is wearing c cup breast implants for a year on a bet ? \_ Dunno the URL, but the latest issue of Maxim magazine has an article + pictures. The bet was for $100k. \_ "I could never be a woman . . . if I were, I'd just stay home all day and play with my breasts." -- Steve Martin's character in _LA Story_ |
1998/7/1 [Uncategorized] UID:14280 Activity:nil |
6/30 Massive case of motd bloat corrected. |
1998/6/30-7/2 [Uncategorized] UID:14279 Activity:kinda low |
6/30 Do you have a 4.0 browser and a desire to decapitate kchang? http://www.csua.berkeley.edu/~seano/happy_kchang.html \_ you got the head and torso mixed up. |
1998/6/30-7/2 [Uncategorized] UID:14274 Activity:low |
6/30 How do you start a newsgroup: ucb.os.microsoft.sucks \_ http://www.net.berkeley.edu/dcns/usenet/ucbcreate.html but try "ucb.flame.os.nt" or "ucb.os.nt.critics" or something. |
1998/6/30-7/1 [Uncategorized] UID:14271 Activity:nil |
6/29 what statistical packages are available on soda? \_ ls /usr/ports/math |
1998/6/29 [Uncategorized] UID:14266 Activity:nil |
06/28 billy barf and the vomitones |
1998/6/29-30 [Uncategorized] UID:14263 Activity:moderate |
6/29 happy god now nominated, go vote: http://www.csua.berkeley.edu/~kchang/happy \_k kchang, don't you understand that the aura of soda is supposed to be negative? Get out of here with yer dumbass happy bullshit. \_ People are innately good. I refuse to believe that. \_ Death to happiness. \_ There never was any happiness. It can't die. \_ my gawd, you guys are overly negative. \_ guys? fuck you, sexist pig! |
1998/6/27 [Uncategorized] UID:14260 Activity:nil |
6/26 I have a coupon for Mech Cmdr for $35 at Best Buy. Should I use it? \_ depends what you are looking for. $35 is a pretty good price. it's Yet Another Real Time Strategy Game. i personally like it because you are supposed to try and keep your mechs undamaged (you pay to heal between missions), and the fact that you trying to salvage enemy mechs for the next missions, instead of just harvesting gold/oil/whatever. read rec.games.mecha --oj \_ mineral & Vespene gas. - tpc \_ My life for Aiur. \_ Need a light? |
1998/6/27 [Uncategorized] UID:14258 Activity:nil |
6/26 What is National Marker? Is it a set of extended parameters for X.3? -- Leec |
1998/6/27 [Uncategorized] UID:14256 Activity:nil |
6/26 Oh no! The Evil Empire won again! \_ don't they always? get a grip of reality you techno fanatics. |
1998/6/27 [Uncategorized] UID:14255 Activity:nil |
6/26 Picture of soda hall from satellite: http://terraserver.microsoft.com/GetTilesByXY.asp?XId=5434&YId=3494&TileX=2&TileY=3&SrcId=1&ImgDate=07/10/1993&DSize=0 |
1998/6/25-26 [Uncategorized] UID:14253 Activity:nil |
6/25 SRL show @7pm tonight. $10. Bring ear plugs. Bryant/Harrison - 3rd/4th |
1998/6/25 [Uncategorized] UID:14252 Activity:high |
6/25 twinks, here is your chance for revenge. Happy Points: http://www.csua.berkeley.edu/~kchang/happy \_ this has been done: ~chris/pub/sexy \_ how many twink points is this going to earn kchang \_ actually it's a pretty cool and nice looking page. \_ shut up cmlee \_ What's a twink \_ All the fat of a Twinkie with none of the taste. |
1998/6/25 [Uncategorized] UID:14251 Activity:high |
6/25 Mogul is older today. \_ get laid. \_ I'd be honored if everyone celebrated my birthday by getting laid. -mogul \_ so's yer mom. |
1998/6/24-25 [Uncategorized] UID:14248 Activity:high |
6/23 Boredcast Message from soda!psb (ttyPp) at 16:04 ... peru -> sendero luminoso -> shining path -> shangri-la -> tibet -> nepal \_ why is this motd entry not fully indented, I wanna know. \_ Stupid mortal! Begone!, before thy frail mind becomes consumed by the PSB! - psb#1fan \_ Poser. Find another number. -- psb #1 Fan \_ I want to be PSB NaN Fan |
1998/6/23-24 [Uncategorized] UID:14243 Activity:nil |
6/23 "Fear and Loathing" is fun for the whole family! I laughed, I cried, I learned things... Go see it. -movieCritic |
1998/6/23-24 [Uncategorized] UID:14242 Activity:high |
6/23 Signs the apocalypse is forthcoming: - students roaming Soda Hall addressing nweaver as "Professor" - philspell used as homework in CS 61C \_ GO NICK! CSUA WORLD DOMINATION! - phil |
1998/6/23-25 [Uncategorized] UID:14240 Activity:moderate |
6/22 http://www.teamtaos.com/events/linux Email me if you want more info. --chris \_ chris is a sucker \_ boohoo boohoo! \_ christine is a sucker HR person, say anything and she'll believe \_ give up, l0zer. \_ now she's so anal that she doesn't believe anyone's good \_ except of course yer mom. but everyone thinks she's good. |
1998/6/23-24 [Uncategorized] UID:14238 Activity:nil |
6/23 Any recomendations for network hardware and mailorder places to buy it? Specifically a hub with 8 10baseT, 1 AUI and 1 BNC connectors and some networking cable. - seidl |
1998/6/23-26 [Uncategorized] UID:14236 Activity:nil 50%like:14230 |
6/23 EE job opportunities. If interested pls fwd resume - hkg \_ Post to /csua/pub/jobs and make it world readable. |
1998/6/23-24 [Uncategorized] UID:14234 Activity:kinda low |
6/23 m$ gets injunction against Win 98 overruled: http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/f/AP-Microsoft.html Too bad justice isn't blind to cash conttibutions. \_ Shut up cmlee \_ dude, who the hell are you? you keep putting the same crap on the motd all the time. \_ ye$! my M$ $tock i$ going way up! Re$i$tance i$ futile! \_ what ever happened to http://www.winblows98.com Did m$ $ue them out of buisness too? |
1998/6/22-23 [Uncategorized] UID:14230 Activity:nil 50%like:14236 |
6/22 EE positions available - Circuit Design Engineers If interested please fwd resume in ascii -hkg |
1998/6/19-20 [Uncategorized] UID:14228 Activity:very high |
6/19 http://www.nra.org/exec-office/sns.html .. be afraid; be very afraid \_ there goes your carjacking career, I guess... \_ Is it likely for NRA women to find dates who do not carry shoulder launched missles and integral body armors? \_ Perhaps you prefer a society where only the criminals can arm themselves? Not to worry -- Here in the People's Republic of Kalifornia, ordinary citizens can't get permits to carry guns (unless, of course, you are a generous supporter of your local sheriff). Don't take my word for it -- try it for yourself. Most counties reject all applications, some won't even give you the forms. Don't worry though -- inanimate objects *can* be inherently evil, and the police will always magically appear just in time to save you. There is no reason for you to accept responsibility for your own safety. |
1998/6/19 [Uncategorized] UID:14226 Activity:nil |
06/18 Put down and piss off. |
1998/6/19 [Uncategorized] UID:14225 Activity:nil |
6/18 Got a studio available in Redwood City sometime in July. 600/mo. email mch@csua.berkeley.edu if interested. Preferrable someone QUIET..... |
1998/6/18 [Uncategorized] UID:14222 Activity:nil |
6/16 Who is the Prince of Brunel and why is he such a stud? |
1998/6/17-20 [Uncategorized] UID:14221 Activity:low |
6/16 I have an old SVGA 17" Monitor. Does anyone know how much this is worth? Does anybody want to buy it? Thanks. -- emin \_ How old? What brand/model? What condition? Max resolution/freq.? \_ Less than $300 \_ Could be less than that. My boss had a MAG DX17F conk out on him after 2 years of sitting on his desk. If I were other ppl, I'd go with a new one with a bonafide warranty unless the price was really right or it were a friend. -jctwu \_ Did it sizzle when it died? My MAG died out a few months ago as well. Same model and about the same age. \_ It clicked! Same clicking that you hear changing refresh frequencies, except this time, the little ray gun never came back. :( |
1998/6/16-18 [Uncategorized] UID:14219 Activity:low |
6/15 Due to circumstances beyond my control, I've missed the last 2 weeks' worth of B5. Anybody out there have it on videotape and would be willing to lend for a day or two? -- goldfarb \_ obligatory get-a-life \_ i'd rather "Fight the future", wouldn't you? |
1998/6/12-13 [Uncategorized] UID:14212 Activity:kinda low |
6/13 What's a good first book in the Fantasy genre to read? Something that's easy to read, and not too good that any subsequent books in the genre I read will pale in comparison. \_ The Hobbit is always nice, though long and tedious. \_ "not too good that any subsequent books . . . will disappoint"? Do you only go to certain movies, afraid that a wrong choice will spoil your movie-going experiences for the rest of your life? Do you only try to date "average" people, in the event that you'll enter into a long-term relationship that you might leave someday? \_ D3Wd!!!1! R3AD R0B3RT J0RDUN, CUZ H3"Z TH3 K00L3ST!!!1!!!! And afterwards you can use his books to start a home-weightlifting program! Fun n' fitness! |
1998/6/12 [Uncategorized] UID:14207 Activity:nil |
06/11 Go on, lick it. \_ Ooooooh, do it again! |
1998/6/11 [Uncategorized] UID:14204 Activity:nil |
6/11 submit to me, my wife. -husband |
1998/6/11 [Uncategorized] UID:14200 Activity:nil 60%like:14197 |
6/10 The Kingdom II! Tonite! UC Theatre! 7pm! -danh |
1998/6/10 [Uncategorized] UID:14199 Activity:nil |
6/8 blah blah blah, you overworked corporate slaves. |
1998/6/10-11 [Uncategorized] UID:14198 Activity:nil |
6/10 So the worst thing about Spy's going out of business (yet again) is now I have the humiliating experience of recieving POV every month. |
1998/6/10-11 [Uncategorized] UID:14197 Activity:nil 60%like:14200 |
6/10 The Kingdom 2! Tonight! 7pm! UC Theater! - danh |
1998/6/10-11 [Uncategorized] UID:14194 Activity:nil |
6/10 Sometimes when I telnet into soda through a proxy, the terminal displays characters that I type more than once (though this doesn't apear to be consistent--sometimes a character is seen once, sometimes more than once). Anyone have an idea as to what it might be? |
1998/6/10 [Uncategorized] UID:14193 Activity:nil |
6/8 Nonsense about X-files posted by tawei erased. |
1998/6/10-11 [Uncategorized] UID:14192 Activity:nil |
6/9 Local band, The Naked Barbies, is in an onine polling contest to open this year's Lilith Fair. Vote for the Barbies at: http://www.levi.com/backstage/sessions/lilith |
1998/6/10 [Uncategorized] UID:14190 Activity:nil |
6/8 Hey X-files fans. What do you guys think is the real reason why Mulder is so fascinated with his sister's disappearance? I think it has to do with his subconscious incestuous feelings (and maybe even a real incestuous relationship before she disappeared). How else can you explain this fanatical enthusiasm? Shit, if my sister got abducted by aliens I wouldn't be as crazy as he is. So there has to be something more to the story. \_ You're just projecting your own incestuous desires onto Mulder. Any normal person would be a bit loopy if their sibling got abducted by aliens while they watched. |
1998/6/8 [Uncategorized] UID:14187 Activity:high |
6/8 People with ugly homepages-- please remove it, you are polluting WWW \_ how about some examples of "ugly homepages"? |
1998/6/8 [Uncategorized] UID:14185 Activity:high |
6/8 How about mixing faces (*.xbm) pictures with the Soda member listing on our web page? \_ i don't like the idea. it would destroy the simple aesthetics of the current http://www.csua.berkeley.edu/users there is already http://www.csua.berkeley.edu/faces i don't see many new users flocking to adopt xbm faces, either. --jwang, whose cron job produces the user list. \_ you damn naxi. How about a new format where, once user places ANY picture in the ~<user>/public_html/face.jpg, the faces page will look for it? |
1998/6/8 [Uncategorized] UID:14184 Activity:nil |
6/3 How many times can we have the same stupid conversation? 8 \_ No. \_ Is this a philospohical question? \_ Aleph-naught times. Silly rabbit. \_ Aleph-1. \_ Aleph-by-induction. \_ 42 \_ Mu. \_ As long as you're reading the motd we'll do our very best to annoy the living hell out of you |
1998/6/8-11 [Uncategorized] UID:14182 Activity:nil |
6/8 Anyone know where I can find old questions to previous ACM competitions? \_ http://www.cs.berkeley.edu/~hilfingr/programming-contest |
1998/6/5 [Uncategorized] UID:14180 Activity:high |
6/5 Kids these days. \_ ...they don't care.../Mr. Robinson! Mr. Robinson!/What a horrible mess... \_ I broke your window with my ball... / You?! \_ ...and I've come to confess |
1998/6/5 [Uncategorized] UID:14178 Activity:nil 60%like:13930 |
6/5 Programmer vs Sys Admin vs Software Engineer. Which is better? |
1998/6/5 [Uncategorized] UID:14177 Activity:nil |
6/4 loaded question about americans and expensive restaurants deleted for begging the question. |
1998/6/4-5 [Uncategorized] UID:14176 Activity:nil |
6/4 http://www.psbindustries.com |
1998/6/4-8 [Uncategorized] UID:14173 Activity:kinda low |
6/4 Has someone been recompiling MH programs? I had repl aliased to repl -cc all, which used to work, but it doesn't anymore... \_ RTFMOTD \_ more specifically, read the official motd. you realise you can be taken out and horsewhipped for asking a question that was answered there, right? also, you should be putting stuff like that in your .mh_profile, not aliasing it. -lila \_ fuck off - jeph (not the guy who asked in the first place) \_ She was obviously just teasing and also provided some useful information. jeph you're a twink. \_ wow, how uptight |
1998/6/3 [Uncategorized] UID:14166 Activity:nil |
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1998/6/2-4 [Uncategorized] UID:14165 Activity:nil |
6/2 Wednesday. 9:00. Casa de Nick. B5 and Southpark. -nweaver \_ How many new southparks have there been since Cartman's Dad Part 2? |
1998/6/1-12 [Uncategorized] UID:14159 Activity:nil |
05/31 Soda crashed and rebooted for unknown reasons today. Robert Stack has been notified. (further investigation is underway) |
1998/5/30 [Uncategorized] UID:14158 Activity:nil |
5/29 /tmp/sneakpreview.jpg |
1998/5/29-30 [Uncategorized] UID:14152 Activity:low |
5/29 Does anyone know who the Asian actress is in that Tylenol commercial, where at the end she gets on an elevator and says "Wish me luck!"??? \_ She's a lemur. --PeterM \_ she's a what??? \_ from Lemuria... \_ Someone explain please? Thanks. \_ <DEAD>www.insertlifehere.nopornoforyou.com<DEAD> |
1998/5/29-8/25 [Uncategorized] UID:14151 Activity:nil |
05/29 Due to some bug complaints in mh, which hasn't been maintained since before fire was invented, nmh is now the default. You can still access the old binaries should you experience a problem, via /usr/local/lib/mh/bin. Notify me if there are problems. --aaron For diffs, see http://www.math.gatech.edu/nmh P.S. slocal users may benefit from using the new version, in /usr/local/libexec/nmh. |
1998/5/28 [Uncategorized] UID:14146 Activity:nil |
5/27 UCNet dumps Sprint, http://ucb.net.announce for more info \_ Be very afraid : "At this time, there is no announced schedule for the transition, but it is likely to begin fairly soon." \_ Flee! Fear! Buy your own net access. |
1998/5/28 [Uncategorized] UID:14143 Activity:high |
5/28 RIP Phil Hartman -- Goodbye Phil! \_ Who? \_ Actor from Saturday Night Live, Newsradio and the Simpsons \_ Chris Farley, I could tolerate, but Phil was actually funny. \_ so lame -- killed by his wife. |
1998/5/26 [Uncategorized] UID:14141 Activity:nil |
5/26 I'm moving VERY soon and need to sell furniture. Please see http://www.CSUA.Berkeley.EDU/~lindsay/forsale.html Desk, dressers, shelves, chairs, and more! PRICED TO MOVE -- EVERYTHING MUST GO -- lindsay |
1998/5/26-28 [Uncategorized] UID:14140 Activity:nil |
05/26 Please do not send mail to root@cory.eecs asking why mail to instructional accounts is taking so long. Pasteur.EECS, the EECS instructional mail server is very overloaded right now and addtional mail to root@cory will simply cause further delay \_ Pastuer is still an ancient DECstation 5000 - it will be upgraded soon to a PPro that can much better handle the load of 7000 users. |
1998/5/26-28 [Uncategorized] UID:14139 Activity:kinda low |
5/23 Where's the Shellac show tonight? Anyone? Anyone? \_ it was at the cyclone warehouse in SF, with The Seeman. No I was not elite enough to know ahead of time. - danh \_ I hate that shite. I asked way too many people and no one knew. I heard some good guesses, though. My favorite theory was that the show was @Gilman w/ Fugazi! \_ the roof of Tolman Hall |
1998/5/26 [Uncategorized] UID:14136 Activity:nil |
5/24 i need a couple of crimp-on wire connectors (spade and socket type) ASAP and the shops are closed. if you got some, or if you have access to labs on campus, please mail jwang. |
1998/5/26-28 [Uncategorized] UID:14135 Activity:nil |
5/24 Wednesday, May 27th, Casa de Nick. New episodes of B5 start again with "Meditations on the Abyss". Showing starts at 8pm. |
1998/5/26 [Uncategorized] UID:14134 Activity:nil |
5/24 Who played the Genie in I Love Genie? I sware she looks almost like the younger version of Cathy Lee Gifford. \_ you are totally on crack. barbara eden looks nothing like cathy lee gifford. |
1998/5/26 [Uncategorized] UID:14133 Activity:moderate |
5/24 A moment of silence for all the dead in all the wars. \_ Can Ah tawk agayn, sarjunt Da-yun? |
1998/5/22 [Uncategorized] UID:14128 Activity:moderate |
5/21 dammit, some stations are refusing to show Friday's Jerry Springer http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,3032,00.html \_ People actually *watch* Jerry Springer?!?!?!?!?! - Mr. Sheltered Life \_ vchang gets aroused by horses \_ maybe he just likes to 'ride' them ... |
1998/5/21 [Uncategorized] UID:14124 Activity:high |
5/21 How hard/expensive is it to get an experimental VLSI chip fabbed, assuming it's already designed? Are fabs on campus accessible? Purpose is to win RC5 crack contest, http://www.distributed.net \_ For 0.25micron the first Intel chip is only around $250,000. Cost goes down drastically with volume. You must be more stupid than I thought. \_ Check out MOSIS. Depends on how many wafers you are making, the starting min is $10,000 (if ee143 is correct ..) \_ SSI's and MSI's cost almost nothing to make in bulk quantities and VLSI's shouldn't cost drastically more, although I don't think you'll find any luck finding someone to produce one VLSI chip for you just for the hell of it. \_ Bottom line is: any chip cheap enough to be worth it wont have an appreciably performance advantage over running tuned assembler on today's butt-fucking fast general-purpose CPUs. |
1998/5/21 [Uncategorized] UID:14121 Activity:nil |
05/21 Vote to name the new space station: http://www.abcnews.com/sections/science/DailyNews/spacestation_name980510.html |
1998/5/21-26 [Uncategorized] UID:14120 Activity:nil |
05/21 Soda was down due to its plug being partially unplugged. I figure that someone in the machine room kicked it loose accidentally. I plugged it back in and everything seems fine now. -Nick |
1998/5/21 [Uncategorized] UID:14118 Activity:high |
05/22/98 "I Married A Horse!" Our guests today say their clover relationships disturb other people. Mark has been married for five years... to his horse, Pixel. Mark claims that his intimate relations with Pixel are legal where he lives. He was once married and has two adult children. Mark wrote a book in 1994 about his experiences with bestiality. We will also hear from a woman who says her boyfriend is a dog and a man who says he's not attracted to people, but to dogs instead. Our guests are joined by psychologist Dr. Robert Butterworth. \_ JER-REE! JER-REE! Ch.2 Fri. 11am and 1am |
1998/5/20-1999/5/28 [Uncategorized] UID:14116 Activity:nil 68%like:14049 66%like:15758 |
05/20 If your utmp entry ever gets messed up, please save a copy of /var/run/utmp and the output of "fstat" and mail mconst. |
1998/5/20 [Uncategorized] UID:14115 Activity:high |
5/20 Share your corporate stooge stories: "When our feed went down, we paged the manager of our 24-hour classical music program, but he of course never got it... He was at the Mall of America watching Godzilla, oblivious to what was happening. Thankfully he stopped by work on his way home." \_ Whoa, that sure is one hell of a story! I hate to think how miserable my day would have been if you hadn't shared that little gem!! He he he . . . |
1998/5/20-21 [Uncategorized] UID:14113 Activity:nil |
5/19 did anyone happen to tape ally last night? please let me know. -lila \_ I did -- chucky \_ she gets really neurotic about a guy and screws up in a ridiculous court scene. For a change. \_ No, last night's episode was the one where she meets B1FF!!1!!, falls in love, and goes so far as to bring him home to her parents! (I especially liked the scene that had all of B1FF"Z VIC-20s in it.) |
1998/5/20-21 [Uncategorized] UID:14112 Activity:nil |
5/20 postal auction in SF, tomorrow, info in ~danh/postal |
1998/5/20-21 [Uncategorized] UID:14110 Activity:kinda low |
5/20 Leonardo Di Caprio as Pat Bateman for $21 million! Who woulda thought? -mlee \_ please PLEASE tell me this is a joke. American Psycho, right? \_ Yes. They are trying to make that unfilmable book. It's still just in the talks, I don't think they even have a director so Leo might not have signed a contract. -mlee \_ http://www.corona.bc.ca/films/details/americanpsycho.html http://dailynews.yahoo.com/headlines/entertainment/story.html?s=z/reuters/980518/entertainment/stories/film_dicaprio_1.html |
1998/5/19 [Uncategorized] UID:14108 Activity:nil |
5/19 May I add that most of the negative comments about sitcom, politics, etc etc etc are all added by tom. Post your fuckin name next time, twink. |
1998/5/17 [Uncategorized] UID:14102 Activity:nil 75%like:14100 |
5/16 anyone been to the warfield theater in sf? which are the best seats to see performance? |
1998/5/16 [Uncategorized] UID:14100 Activity:nil 75%like:14102 |
5/16 anyone been to the warfield theater in sf? which are the good seats? |
1998/5/13 [Uncategorized] UID:14093 Activity:moderate |
5/13 Well here's yesterday's motd, for you nukers to edit to your hearts content. \_ Remember Bikini Atoll. |
1998/5/12-13 [Uncategorized] UID:14086 Activity:kinda low |
5/12 SUN SUING MS IN A GAMBIT TO BLOCK RELEASE OF WIN95. \_ It's a little late. (Maybe Sun acquired DEC's sense of timing in a special deal with Compaq?) \_ Who says its late? There's nothing late about it. \_ King's Gambit? Who's the pawn? |
1998/5/12 [Uncategorized] UID:14085 Activity:nil |
5/12 No, really, nothing below is worth reading. |
1998/5/11-12 [Uncategorized] UID:14082 Activity:high |
5/11 This is now PRI territory. You have been advised. \_ Public Radio International? Why do I need to be advised? |
1998/5/11-12 [Uncategorized] UID:14075 Activity:nil |
5/10 Psych grad student's looking for volunteers for a psych experiment. We're pretty desperate, so we're willing to offer the bribe of FREE PIZZA, drinks and snacks. The experiment entails watching video tapes and rating people's emotions. This coming Tuesday at 6 pm on campus. Email me if interested. -- reka \_ Are you CPHS-approved? - randomly curious \_ Yes. Are you interested? -- reka \_ Sorry, I'm only a comp sci major-- what's CPHS? \_ It means he won't harm you or fuck up your head. \_ I believe it stands for the Campus Policy on Human Subjects or something to the effect. It's kind of a a review process to ensure that experiments are safe and all that good stuff. |
1998/5/8 [Uncategorized] UID:14072 Activity:nil |
5/7 Whatever happened to the figlet dir? \_ /usr/local/share |
1998/5/7-8 [Uncategorized] UID:14069 Activity:nil |
5/7 Project documentation - are IEEE standards a good fit or are there more compact/less onerous standards? Looking for example formats on the Web didn't yield any results. |
1998/5/7 [Uncategorized] UID:14063 Activity:nil |
5/6 So is the BBQ still on tomorrow? |
1998/5/6 [Uncategorized] UID:14058 Activity:nil |
5/5 Chrysler and Benz are considering a mega-merger. Are the Germans STUPID or what???!?! \_ 560SEL with padded roof, opera windows, wire-wheel hubcaps, and a spare tire on the trunk! |
1998/5/6 [Uncategorized] UID:14056 Activity:high |
5/5 Tomorrow is going to be the Men's Octet's final appearance on Sproul this year. They're going to start singing at their usual time, 1 pm and they won't stop until they've exhausted their repertoire and/or requests. Last year they sang until 4. \_ Artists in Resonance >> men's octet \_ Screw the octet, we wanna hear Backstreet Boys!!! \_ They're better than the Golden Overblowns. \_ but at least the overblowns have tits \_ In that case, wouldn't they rather more aptly be named the Golden Overblowers? Or Uberblowers. They'd get more recognition in a fun for the whole family kinda way, too, if you're talking about those inbred Ozark families like you probably are you sick, perverted bastard! People like you should be goalies for the Colombian World Cup team. \_ You know, the more I think about it, the more I see that it all comes down to potstickers and LISP. Sometimes it involves geodes, too. And large chromed stainless steel toruses of unknown origin, but definite purpose. |
1998/5/5-6 [Uncategorized] UID:14049 Activity:nil 68%like:14116 |
5/5 Screen has been patched to possibly fix the recent utmp problems. Anyone running screen should exit and restart it. If your utmp entry ever gets messed up, please save a copy of /var/run/utmp and the output of "fstat" and mail mconst. |
1998/5/5-6 [Uncategorized] UID:14047 Activity:nil 66%like:14067 |
5/5 When is College Jeopardy broadcast on TV? \_7pm on ABC |
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