2/18    Too funny not to share:
        http://oscarzero.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/patch.jpg (funny youth patch)

8/29    http://www.google.nl/trends?q=ramadan,+porno&ctab=0&geo=ma&date=all&sort=0
        Funny graph.  -- linkpusher

12/4    you know the 1999 ending of ST:DS9 shows the protagonists working
        as terrorists, and all worried about a police state coming for the
        federation.  Funny timing, no?
        \_ At that point in time there was a bit of sympathy people were
           starting to extend to "freedom fighters"; vis a vis all the
           popular support many pro-palestine movements were going on -
           especially the ones on campus at that time.
           \_ you mean Serbs and Albanians.
              \_ Serbs? You are kidding right, except maybe in Russia.
                 In Russia Freedom Fighters support YOU!

7/20    http://www.dz.ru/en/solutions/phantom
        is this thing a joke?
        \_ I highly doubt it's useful
        \_ ChromeOS will kill it.

4/17    Creative use of stop motion video (Boy, Wolf, and a Pig):
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmkLlVzUBn4

4/14    http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/2706/spaceb.jpg
        Funny, I don't see yermom on this diagram. -mrauser
        \_ She's behind Uranus.
        \_ The scientists were unable to measure her bulk as yo'mama so fat,
           no light escapes her graviational pull.
           \_ Oh come on.  This is such a lame, geeky yo'mama joke that it'd
              get you beaten up immediately anywhere but here.
              \_ Yo' mama so fat, her son revolves around her.
              \_ Mainly because we can't reach you.
           \_ Her black hole's attraction is too strong.
        \_ Carl Sagan did that better in Cosmos.
        \_ Video version of similar:
           http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tfs1t-2rrOM

4/2     Guys singing about tech. Are they GHEY?
        http://www.richterscales.com
        \_ they're certainly not funny.
           \_ they're funny to people in the dot-com businesses. Kind of
              like how Jewish people always make Jewish jokes.
              \_ there are plenty of unfunny Jewish jokes.
                 \_ and even more unfunny tech jokes.
                 \_ yet they keep propping up, meaning some people must like em
                    \_ that doesn't mean they're funny, it means people are
                       stupid.

12/1    "There are known knowns. There are things we know that we know. There
        are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we now know
        we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we
        do not know we don't know." [Donald Rumsfeld]
        \_ This is CLASSIC.                             -socialist liberal
        \_ I never really got what was supposed to be so funny about this.
           \_ Understood; it's an answer that's actually pretty much on
              target, yet it sounds absurd to spell it out. Many things suffer
              from a similar absurdity at a certain granular level. --erikred
           \_ Same here. I also never got what was so funny about the "series
              of tubes" comment. I guess if Jon Stewart mocks it enough times
              then it's funny.
              of tubes" comment. I guess Jon Stewart has lowered the comedy
              threshold...
              \_ I'll bet you think xckd is hilarious.
                 \_ I don't even know what xckd is, so you just lost the bet.

11/14   Alright enough of this economic meltdown we're gonna die crap.
        It's time to inject humor and entertainment into motd. Below
        is How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You. Funny shit
        if you love cats (or hate cats):
        http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php

11/11   whatthefuckdoeslulzmean
        http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/c2lbayarea.jpg
        \_ I don't get it...
           \_ lolz
        \_ You mean Stuff Rednecks Like. And that guy looks more like a
           hippy than a redneck. Badly setup joke.
        \_ This guy had one joke.  It might have been funny as a top-10 list.
           It's not now.
        \_ is it LOL YOU FUCK

11/11   lulz
        http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/c2lbayarea.jpg
        \_ I don't get it...
           \_ lolz
        \_ You mean Stuff Rednecks Like. And that guy looks more like a
           hippy than a redneck. Badly setup joke.
        \_ This guy had one joke.  It might have been funny as a top-10 list.
           It's not now.

11/6    Damn funny pictures:
        http://damncoolpics.blogspot.com/2008/10/pictures-taken-at-just-right-angle.html
        \_ Most of them are good.  Too many of them using the sun, though.  #3
           is my favorite.  What's the event in #15 (the one with Chinese
           characters at the backdrop)?
        \_ keywords: sun, penis, nature pictures with human poses. Humor, funny.
           pictures taken at the right angle.

10/28   http://myrightwingdad.blogspot.com/2008/10/fwd-fw-plot-to-kidnap-obama-discovered.html
        \_ no longer there. Here: http://myrightwingdad.blogspot.com
        \_ Change the water mellon to a basketball, and you got a funnier
           Saturday Night Live quality joke.
           \_ wait, is it funny or is it SNL-quality?  The two are mutually
              exclusive.
              \_ It could be funnier than it is, and still SNL-quality.

10/14   Cover of LA Times makes a funny:
        http://www.latimes.com/includes/sectionfronts/A1.pdf
        \_ I have to buy a copy of this one.

10/14   Biggs, Wedge, let's close it up.  We're going in.  We're going in full
        throttle.
        \_ You think you're funny or clever, but you're not.
           \_ yep, I was very reluctant to quote Luke, but ... also, I do not
              think I am funny or clever in this post.  There is nothing funny
              at all about the U.S. financial system and its looming effects on
              the average American.
              \_ Then why all the Star Wars trolls?
                 \_ I do not think THIS post is funny/clever.  It's Luke.
                    And I'm not looking forward to more Luke quotes.  I'll
                    stop for the time being.  -op
                 \_ You're right.  I'll stop. -op
                    \_ Too bad, it was funnier when only a few people could
                       figure out what you were talking about.
                       \_ but Luke is so dang annoying -op
        \_ I think you are funny, please keep it up. I can't wait to find out
           who plays the ghost of Obi-Wan.
           \_ Obi-Wan == Volcker
              Luke == Mass of not very well run hedge funds/SWFs
              Yoda == Nouriel Roubini
              \- er, ok:
                 http://gawker.com/5063337/the-secret-pleasures-of-dr-doom
                 i think PVOLKER is probably more the yoda. or maybe
                 FROHATYN
              Palpatine == Greenspan
              Leia == Sheila Bair
              Galactic Senate == Congress
              \_ Who's Jar-Jar Binks?
                 \_ ob Jar-Jar == Dubya
                 \_ Paulson looks more like Jar Jar.
                    \_ take off Vader's helmut - it's Hank!
           \_ You are all too nerdy to live.
              \_ You == Storm Trooper #2

9/13    To guy who thinks xkcd is actually funny: have you checked out
        http://shreddedmoose.com?  I take it all back.  Compared to http://shreddedmoose.com,
        xkcd is fucking brilliant.  --hates xcd guy
        \_ Compared to http://sheddedmose.com a hernia is fucking brilliant.
             -thinks xkcd is meh mixed with rare but worthwhile funny guy

9/8     This is just funny:
        http://www.mercurynews.com/ci_10411447?source=rss

8/27    Funny comic
        http://www.filibustercartoons.com/archive.php?id=20080826
        \_ Is english your second language?  Did you get forcefed too
           much Ziggy and Garfield as a child and just assumed that funny
           meant painfully lame?
           \_ Hey! It's nothing is ever funny guy!  Welcome back.
            \_ Lots of things are funny.  Life is pretty much comedy.  This,
               however, is just stupid.
               \- I agree, It's inst so much "non-funny", but stupid.
                  So stupid, you can confidently write off the creator.

8/6     I know you're all reading it anyway, but todays xkcd was funny
        http://www.xkcd.com/459
        \_ are you also the one who thought the above youtube was funny?

 7/30   A linux story:
        http://xkcd.com/456
        \_ http://www.eegra.com/show/sub/do/browse/cat/comics/id/36
           http://www.explosm.net/comics/1337
           http://www.explosm.net/comics/1323
           http://www.explosm.net/comics/1219
           \_ Cyanide and Happiness?  That comic is rarely funny--more often
              just plain nasty.
              \_ I'm going with stupid. The first one in particular.
                 \_ The eegra one is referencing Ctrl-Alt-Del ... this
                    storyline in particular.
                    http://cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20080602
                    \_ Yeah, I know.  It's still dumb.  -!pp
                       \_ Well, I think xkcd is hardly ever funny. Did you
                          really laugh at that linux one? What's the joke,
                          oh look someone got into linux, haha? xkcd has
                          a ton of duds and the "famous" strips are more
                          poignant than funny.
                    \_ Making fun of CAD is like beating up MS sufferers.
                       It's not exactly something to be proud of.
               \_ I think almost all daily comics are rarely funny.
                  The Far Side was funny pretty often. Calvin & Hobbes
                  at least felt "worth reading" if it wasn't funny per
                  se.
                  \_ Get Fuzzy (though often the funniest bits are not
                     the final punchlines).  Pearls before Swine (hit or
                     miss, but more hit than miss).  Cul De Sac.
                     \_ how often do you actually laugh at those?
                      \_ More of a wry chuckle
                  \_ FoxTrot was generally funny when it was a daily

7/19    I don't find lolcats to be that funny. I hate cats. Am I the
        only person in the world who thinks this way? Lolcats haters,
        please unite and speak up!
        \_ guess i wont be seeing you at ROFLCON
        \_ I don't think anyone on the motd thinks they are funny, hence the
           total lack of links to them. At the very least, everyone here
           recognizes that they would not be popular here.
           \_ Well you're wrong, some of us do like LOLcats.   We just dont
              feel the need to desecrate them by adding them to the motd
              drivel. -LOLCatLover
        \_ I like cats, dislike lolcats.
        \_ I thought it was funny for the first few times, but now its been
           way overdone and overused.  LOLSpeak in general is just annoying.
           Be careful if you stop by the office as you might be assaulted by
           it for a while. :P
        \_ How can you deny Monorail kitteh? OMG ROFL!

6/24    http://yahoorezinr.com
        Yahoo Resigner. Write your resignation letter easily!

6/23    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6IQ_FOCE6I
        Oldie but goodie.  "Here Comes Another Bubble"
        \_ Pretty funny! Thanks for posting it!
        \_ Hilarious! And totally true. IPO, it's all luck. 29, past your
           prime. So sad and true. Fuck this web 2.0 shit. Any fuckhead
           from highschool can create the Zuckerman effect.
        \_ Nope, this time it is for real.

5/19    http://nfccomic.com/comics/205.jpg
        Math comic, geek humor.
        \_ "humor"
        \_ That's hilarious. Let's come up with some other hilarious ideas
           for comics. How about one where pi comes along and the others
           eat him? HAHAHA!

5/17    LOLCats getting too boring?  How about LOLTapirs?
        http://loltapirs.com
        \_ Wow, they have strange schlongs.
           http://loltapirs.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/jared2.jpg
        \_ I like the LOL philosophers page, but i can't find it.
           \_ Here's some.... http://csua.org/u/lme

3/19    http://xkcd.com/149
        Bahahaha xkcd sudo, funny funny!
        \_ This is one of my favorites:
           http://xkcd.com/378

3/19    Steve Jobs introduces a new product: iRack
        http://youtube.com/watch?v=-mCCYLC-4xA
        \_ not funny                                    -emarkp
           \_ Ironically, I think it *is* funny, and I'm also the guy who
              thought that http://xkcd.com/397 was funny. -emarkp
              \_ but we already knew that Mormons have no sense of humor.
                 \_ The issue is not whether he's a Mormon or not. The
                    issue is that he has Asperger's Syndrome.
        \_ Probably not funny to the 30% of the population that still
           thinks that invading Iraq was a good idea. The rest of us
           are amused.
        \_ I thought the idea was funnier than the execution.  The comedic
           timing was pretty weak.  Although the final joke was well done.

2/23    it would be reall funny if huckabee somehow won the nomination
        \_ I'd never vote for him, but you've got to appreciate a man
           with a sense of humor. Good on him for doing Weekend Update on
           SNL. --erikred
           \_ I would love to see it, since I always thought Huckabee was
              sort of like some SNL character to begin with.
              \_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hac-UHi56Xc
                 Probably not good for long, since YouTube deletes SNL
                 clips mighty quickly. --erikred
        \_ key word: somehow
                 \_ Already gone.
                    \_ On the SNL site now: http://csua.org/u/kw9

2/19    You maybe Al Queda if....
        http://www.jihadpost.com/?p=9
        motd "that's not funny guy" don't bother.
        \_ Hmm, nope.  Still not funny.  You don't really understand this
           humor thing do you?
        \_ your are one!

2/8     "The stakes in November are high. This is an important election.
         Prosperity and peace are in the balance." -Bush
        Is he trying to be funny here or what?
        \_ Sounds like a typical Bushism to me.

1/13    One of those Indian songs subtitled in English (very funny)
        The nipple song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLpROhIg9eA
        \_ keywords: india funny youtube translation cuss cussing words word

1/8     Another comic I think is hilarious, possiably somewhat unintentionally
        http://www.comics.com/comics/sam/archive/sam-20071227.html
        Cue motd "that's not funny" guy!
        \_ That's not funny.
           \_ That's not funny.

1/7     I find this video game joke oddly hilarious
        http://www.fanboys-online.com/index.php?cid=255
        \_ You sir have no taste at all.
           \_ If tom were here, he'd tell you what funny is.  tom knows funny.
              -dans
              \_ I think this is pretty much anti-tom humor.
                 \_ Yeah, personally I don't find it that funny.  But I do
                    not have tom's awesome power to shape reality with my
                    thoughts. -dans
                    \_ What's wrong with you?  Why are you bashing tom when he
                       hasn't even posted on this thread?  I'm hardly his #1
                       fan but can you at least grow up enough to bash him for
                       something he's actually said on a thread instead of
                       making shit up?

11/11   Happy Veteran's Day! Watch the History Channel! PS it's funny that
        a 70 year old Caucasian veteran looks like a 70 year old Asian
        veteran. Sucks to be old man.
        \_ Shoot Out: Faluja, on the History Channel. Good show.

10/29   that fake FEMA news conference is funny, funny stuff

10/12   I thought this xkcd was funny
        http://xkcd.com/263
        \_ I like this one: http://xkcd.com/327
        \_ We've been through this.  tom says xkcd is not funny so xkcd is not
           funny.  Unlike you and I, when tom speaks, he is not making
           subjective observations about the world, he is stating the one and
           only objective truth, and you'd be a moron and a fool to believe
           otherwise. -dans
           \_ xkcd is not funny.  --tom #1 Fan
        \_ Neither of those are remotely funny. - !(tom || dans)
           \_ This probably isn't either: http://www.xkcd.org/322

10/9    http://xkcd.com/163
        \_ geek comics not by Shin Kao tend to be pathetic.  -tom
           \_ Heh.  Not only are you delusional, but you have a poor
              sense of humor too.  Awesome! -dans
              \_ "sense of humor" is defined as the ability to discriminate
                 funny from not-funny.  -tom
                 \_Err.. no it's not:
                   http://wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn?s=sense%20of%20humor
                   \_ Nice try: now go look up "humor."  -tom
                      \_ tom vs. the world, part XI!  Yes! -dans
                         \_ S: (n) humor, humour (the quality of being funny)
              \_ I didn't find it all that funny
           \_ That may be true, but xkcd is the exception.  It's hilarious.
              I don't bother to post them because I assume everyone already
              reads it regularly.
           \_ Thank heveans I have tom to tell me what's funny!
           \_ Thank heavens I have tom to tell me what's funny!

10/9    Soda is useless: discuss.
        \_ worksforme.  Closing bug. -dans
           \_ "sense of humor" is defined as the ability to discriminate
              funny from not-funny.  -tom

10/3    Is that a Real Doll?  Wow!  So real!
        http://www.youporn.com/watch/13668 \_ Another one:
        http://www.youporn.com/watch/212 \_ It'd be more real if the skin
        is not as glossy.  \_ HA! Funny how he pulled out and squirted
        on his left hand
           so that he wouldn't have to clean up the doll. Now in real
           sex... Oh well, I guess it's better than no sex.

10/5    How many people actually think lolcats are funny?
        \_ Huh?
           \_ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolcat
        \_ none.

9/5     [purged.  if you harassing a csua member, don't.  if it is an
         inside joke then keep it inside.  thanks.]

8/28    Robocup with funky music:
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOpvM9JmRNY

8/27    Dear crazy dog person, here's a funny comic for you (and for
        the rest of us): Cats are Democrats, Dogs are Republicans.
        http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/103262.html

8/20    I love R Kelly
        http://www.nytimes.com/2007/08/20/arts/music/20trap.html

8/20    It's funny about animals, how we treat them simultaneously like
        they're human and subhuman. I realized just how fuzzy this line
        was when I was taking a bath this afternoon, and Milo strolled
        into the room and proceeded to intensely stare as I shaved my
        nether regions. I found I was made somewhat uncomfortable by
        this and shooed him out of the room. Why is that?
        \_ You're not into bestiality.
           \_ You don't actually believe anyone on Soda had this experience,
              right?  It's obviously a cut/paste troll.

8/9     Secret Asian Man!
        http://www.asianave.com/secretasianman/?EMC-SAM
        \_ I guess this comic just started, you can get quite a few here:
           http://www.comics.com/comics/sam
        \_ http://www.secretasianman.com/images/strips/SAM071006.gif
           (May not be SFW)

8/6     motd doctors, please help.  When I get 'backed up', I end
        up passing a giant act of congress in the bathroom, and... bear
        with me here, I don't know the names for the parts down there, but
        the exposed portion of my anus, sort of the 'lips', get really
        swollen and it feels funny down there.  so funny that I get
        really sexually excited all day and i need to masturbate
        at least 9 times per day.  what can i do?  what should I tell
        my docter?  what is the name of the swollen portion?  thanks.

7/23    http://www.hillarynutcracker.com
        Now *that's* a funny product.
        \_ R&D must have started right after Lewinskygate.

7/18    How many neocons does it take to change a lightbulb?
        \_ One neocon with a shotgun. Point the shotgun at a liberal and
           the liberal will do whatever he/she is asked to do.
           \_ these are supposed to be funny, not stupid.
              \_ hint: they're never funny.
                 \_ Sorry crankypants. I found the "War on Darkness" one funny.
                    \_ I'm sure you did.
        \_ None. George Bush predicts the light bulb will be fully capable of
           changing itself within 3 months.
        \_ None. The socket welcomes the light bulb with candy and flowers.
        \_ Neocons don't bother with light bulbs. They declare a War on
           Darkness and set the house on fire.
        \_ Only the Almighty who gave the gift of light to all can make a
           lightbulb change. Its sort of a theological perspective I have.
           -gwb
        \_ "i have other priorities" --dcheney
        \_ Why do you hate America?

7/13    nice motd.  i wish it were funnier.  what happened to
        chicom troll?  danh?  John?  dickylee?
        \_ if you keep deleting entries, what do you expect?

7/3     <I've discovered Japanese TV on youtube!>
        Proof that Japanese ppl are weird (poodle girl):
        http://youtube.com/watch?v=vdX_OBUeHb4
        Weird Japanese porta potty prank:
        http://youtube.com/watch?v=EgnFyCMiFAU
        Funny English lessons for Japanese (language NSFW):
        http://youtube.com/watch?v=bySvfJ-SZBE
        Learn essential English video for Japanese people visiting America.
        "Taxi taxi" "Spare my life" "I was robbed"
        http://youtube.com/watch?v=BmbsSw81Uww
        http://youtube.com/watch?v=BrjcMJdEZIQ
        \_ Welcome to the Internet. Please enjoy your stay. And turn off the
           lights on your way out. Kthx bye.

7/4     DEV LIFE BITCHES
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GtLJOqAve4

7/3     Learn essential English video for Japanese people visiting America.
        "Taxi taxi" "Spare my life" "I was robbed"
        http://youtube.com/watch?v=BmbsSw81Uww
        http://youtube.com/watch?v=BrjcMJdEZIQ

7/3     Funny English lessons for Japanese (language NSFW):
        http://youtube.com/watch?v=bySvfJ-SZBE

7/3     Weird Japanese porta potty prank:
        http://youtube.com/watch?v=EgnFyCMiFAU

7/3     Proof that Japanese ppl are weird (poodle girl):
        http://youtube.com/watch?v=vdX_OBUeHb4

7/3     Drive fast? You have have a small penis!
        http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19569900/site/newsweek
        \_ Cool!  I wonder whether it was their govt or a research firm who
           did the research.
        \_ I drive like a 70 year old Asian grandma. So that means I have a
           huge cock.
        \_ I gotta show this to my wife so that she'll stop nagging me when
           I drive on the slow lane.
        \_ I gotta show this to my wife so that she'll stop nagging me when I
           drive on the slow lane.
        \_ I live in the SF Bay Area.  Driving fast would be anything above
           idle speed.

6/26    Japanese Tetris: http://www.glumbert.com/media/japtetris
        \_ Oh man this is )(#*$)# hilarious! Thanks for sharing the link
           \_ Seconded, very funny, thanks.  -John
        \_ Superb. Note that I'm 213cm tall. --erikred

6/18    Funny poll
        http://preview.tinyurl.com/2f58pj (lgf)

6/18    Funny poll
        http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/?entry=25896_Poll-_Should_the_US_Fund_Terrorists&only

6/13    some of these are really funny
        http://www.carpsplace.com/spire
        'hansi, the girl who loved swastikas'
        \_ locked down now.

5/13    Why are those GEICO CAVEMAN commercials so funny?
        \_ Looks like I'm not the only one who doesn't get it.  Maybe it's a
           reference to some character in some comic book?
           \_ or SNL's 'Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer' ?   Alas they stopped those
              skits when they lost Phil Hartman.

5/9     I thought this was kind of funny:
        link:tinyurl.com/39tcmh
        Trying to get the lowest SAT score (a bit old)  -John

3/30    Scientists vs. Normal People:
        http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/the_difference.png

3/22    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH_6LtC6fv4
        The Melinda Doolittle School of Humility

3/9     I pulled out the Borat DVD from the NetFlix envelope the other day -
        pretty funny.  Also have an audio channel in Russian.
        \_ pretty overrated to me. a few funny bits, but lots boring too.
           \_ sorry, i wasn't clear - i meant the design of the physical DVD
              was funny.

3/2     Funny, probably work safe:
        http://www.galwayfirst.ie/donkey -!dans
        \_ Wow, everything in that story is totally crazy.
        \_ Fairly boring and unbelievable - !danh
         \_ It's also a hoax
            \_ How do you know that?
        \_ That's completely work-safe.

2/27    "Why I Hate Blacks"
        http://preview.tinyurl.com/2r6vqc (Asian Week)
        \_ Oooookayyyy...
           \_ Funny stuff.  Even funnier when you start googling for
              author and discover he's a crazy person, people hate him
              so much they create epic poems about how much they hate him,
              AND he's a furry.
              \_ http://blogs.ign.com/Hil-IGN/2006/09/01/29782
                 Oh man this is going to crack me up all week.
        \_ From the article:
           "Eng wrote about experiencing racism as an Asian American student
           at New York University after he "expressed my negative views on
           America, religion and African Americans."  Bwahaha. Imagine,
           Eng: Blacks are all so stupid/evil.
           Other: What?  You dick!
           Eng: What's your problem, you racist or something?  I'm a genius!

2/24    Has anyone been to a really bad comedy club? What was it like?
        \_ http://losangeles.citysearch.com/profile/41797960/santa_monica_ca/the_westside_eclectic.html
        \_ Westside Eclectic Comedy Club in Santa Monica, on 3rd+4th and
           Arizona (http://westsideeclectic.com It's not really a comedy
           club as it is more of social gathering for kids aged from 18-25...
           aspiring actors, comedians, community college students, and
           college drop-outs practicing their routines. 90% of the
           audiences were also actors/actresses and friends & family
           members. The remaining people were people like me who really
           looked out of place and actually paid $8-$10 for the night. I
           have no idea how they make money at a prime (e.g. expensive)
           location and my guess is that they don't. The atmosphere was very
           close knit and everyone knew everyone else, and these kids seemed
           to have a lot of fun performing and giving moral support to each
           other. Inside jokes were plenty, energy was extremely high, and
           they've put in a lot of time and efforts. Sadly, the bottom line
           is, unless you're their age group and know Joe, Bobby, and Momo
           or whoever they hung out with then you wouldn't get their half
           of their silly and stupid jokes.
             The bottom line is they've put in a lot of energy into acts
           that were SIMPLY NOT THAT FUNNY. Sure $8-10 isn't a lot of money
           but then again none of the shows there weren't that funny in the
           first place. If Seinfeld gets an A+, then the Westside Eclectic
           gets a D+, and maybe... maybe C- for trying so hard.
             PS. If you want to go a *real* professional comedy club and
           witness *real* humor, go to West Hollywood or Pasadena.
           \_ They're not that professional because they're not. They're
              students. It's a great business model if you think about it:
              1) Charge students to take the comedy class.
              2) The students perform live and charge fees to suckers.
        \_ Yes.  It was like watching the extended director's cut of the
           Abyss over and over and over.  What did you think it would be like?
           \_ How much did you pay for it?
              \_ About $12 per in 1992 or so at the door.  I can't remember if
                 that covered a drink.  I would've paid twice that to not have
                 been there if I'd known.
                 \_ Can you please tell us which comedy club is was so that
                    other suckers wouldn't go? Thanks.
                    \_ It was in San Jose in 1992.  I was suckered there once
                       by my gf.  I wasn't taking notes, sorry.
        \_ I went to Rooster T Feathers; it was pretty rotten.  Drinks were
           not bad though.  The comics were painfully unfunny; the best thrill
           was watching them so blissfully unaware of how rotten they were.
           For that reason, we were in hysterics.       -brain
           \_ Were they student performers or on weed?

2/16    Harry Potter book 7 Spoilers! (Ok, not really, funny comic)
        http://www.homeonthestrange.com/comics/2007/2007-02-16.png
        \_ Remind me never to trust your opinions ever again.

11/8    And now for something completely different. (NANOWRIMO joke)
        http://www.homeonthestrange.com/view.php?ID=126

10/25   http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/gear/86dd
        The Ex Knife Holder
        Category: Humor

10/25   Rush thinks it's funny to make fun of Michael J. Fox by miming his
        movements:
        http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/10/25/olbermann-gives-us-the-visual-to-limbaughs-attack-on-michael-j-fox
        \_ Rush is a Republican.  Of course he's evil!  You don't need any
           evidence.
           \_ obFollowTheDamnLink
              \_ No reason to follow the link.  Evil!
        \_ Has Rush dropped his whole Compassionate Conservative shtick
           (that he ripped off from Michael Savage, BTW)?  I never hear
           him mention that anymore.  It must be too egregious, even for
           Rush.
        \_ Just the ravings of a junkie.

10/23   Chuck Norris on Chuck Norris jokes
        http://wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=52567
        \_ This says to me: Chuck Norris can do everything but take a joke.
        \_ Wow, thanks.  I've just lost all respect for Norris.
           "...the real cause of all diseases - sin"  Fucking dumbass.
           This bolsters my absurd predjudice that grapplers are smarter than
           strikers.
        \_ I love the cognitive dissonance between "the Bible tells me I really
           can do all things" and the very next question where he says only
           Jesus can do XYZ.
           \_ What do you expect?  He is anti-evolution.  (See a few lines up.)
           \_ How is it cognitive dissonance to say "Jesus can do all
              things, even allow me to do all things [he wants me to do]?"
              (Which is what they really mean when they say that.)
              \_ Did you miss the word "only" above?
           \_ There is no contradiction here.  You missed the logic.
                 \_ Chuck doesn't use the word "only" there in his article.
           \_ There is no contradiction here.  You missed what he's really
              trying to imply.
              1: Chuck Norris really can do all things.
              2: Only Jesus can do XYZ.
              1 & 2 implies: Chuck Norris is Jesus.
              1 & 2 imply: Chuck Norris is Jesus.
              Of couse Chunk Norris said in the article he is not Jesus.  But
              there is still no contradiction.  That's because Chunk Norris
              really can do all things, include denial of being Jesus.
              there is still no contradiction.  That's because from (1), Chunk
              Norris really can do all things, including denying being Jesus.
              \_ Can Chuck Norris make a burrito so big even he can't eat it?
        \_ Then again, there was a banner ad for http://www.nukalert.com
           right under that.  Coincidence?  I THINK NOT.  -John
        \_ Manliness--

10/19   The latest MMORPG WoW South Park is totally funny! Watch it now!
        "I am socializing artard. I'm logged on to an MMORPG with
         people from all over the world and getting XP with my party
         using teamspeak."

10/12   HANS:
        http://tinyurl.com/jlbjp (geekz.co.uk)
        \_ I find these in poor taste and, worse, unfunny.

10/12   HANS:
        http://geekz.co.uk/lovesraymond/archive/so-i-married-a-kernel-programmer

10/4    Wierd Al's 'White and Nerdy':
        http://youtube.com/watch?v=JsX9HyX4m0A   -mrauser
        \_ His Schroedinger equation for an electron attracted to a proton is
           in CGS, not SI.  I think SI is more gangsta, at least for that
           particular equation.

9/29    Are you bored of your lecture and falling asleep and snoring in
        the lecture hall? I discovered a wonderful solution and I want
        to share my secrets with you. No, it does not require taking in
        toxins like caffeine. Here is my secret. Squeeze fresh lemon and
        lime and put them in the eye drop. Next time you start to fall
        asleep, put some drops on your eyes. Voila! You're awake.
        \_ There's a much simpler solution: don't ever go to lecture. Worked
           for me.
           \_ I don't know anything about simple solutions... I slept through
              Chem lecture..
        \_ Why lemon _and_ lime?
        \_ I just start masturbating.
           \_ Late bloomer, eh?
        \_ Using HCL instead of lemon makes it a far more rewarding
           experience for the people around you.  Or you can ask a very
           provocative political question in a classroom filled 2/3 with
           an even mixture of MSU and IAC members (only works in some
              \_ Sorry--thought every Cal student would know these, maybe
                 they're not around anymore.  Muslim Student Union, Israel
                 Action Committee.  They used to have propaganda wars on
                 campus, and had tables on either side of Sather Gate from
                 which they'd scream at each other.  It was kind of funny
                 in a sad way.  -John
                 in a sad way.  -lesbian loving John
           Poli Sci and History lectures.)  That's always funny.  -John
           \_ MSU?  IAC?  What do those stand for?  --alphabetically illiterate
              \_ Sorry--thought every Cal student would know these, maybe
                 they're not around anymore.  Muslim Student Union, Israel
                 Action Committee.  They used to have propaganda wars on
                 campus, and had tables on either side of Sather Gate from
                 which they'd scream at each other.  It was kind of funny
                 in a sad way.  -John
                 \_ Neverheardofthem either. I was at Cal 1990-1995.
                    \_ Hm, '92-97.  They were extremely loud.  -John

9/27    Whoever's Communizing and Socializing the motd... you're
        doing a heck of a job! Motd's funny to read again, thanks. -gwb

9/26    What are some of the funny and ambiguous leftist domain names? Names
        like http://MsExchangeServer.com=mSexChangeServer.com, etc.
        \_ http://expertsexchange.com
           \_ ha ha ha ha this is the best one!!!
           \_ I chuckle everytime I get an email from them.
        \_ powergenitalia.it
        \_ http://penisland.net
        \_ http://therapistfinder.com
        \_ http://molestationnursery.com
        \_ My father-in-law worked for R.A. Pearson. They decided
           against http://rapearson.com -bz
        \_ http://mofo.com
        \_ http://cyberbears.com

9/18    New Weird Al video:
        http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7939447080926152362

8/25    USB teddy bear holds data, scares children:
        http://tinyurl.com/m9ak4  -John

8/21    Funny motorcycle commercials:
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzUOeDxW_ho
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju3kqL2qeEQ
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCxOkxcQcTY
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWj5dkxui2U
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IP1a1uy3S5s
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt-ytACeVM0

8/17    http://www.geekcruises.com
        Keywords: cruise cruises geek unix photoshop linux macmania mac mania
        http://www.scifi-cruises.com
        Keywords: Startrek cruise scifi cruise
        Category: Humor Funny cruise ship