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2013/2/18-3/26 [Recreation/Humor] UID:54609 Activity:nil |
2/18 Too funny not to share: http://oscarzero.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/patch.jpg (funny youth patch) |
2010/8/29-9/30 [Recreation/Humor, Politics/Foreign/Europe, Computer/Theory] UID:53940 Activity:nil |
8/29 http://www.google.nl/trends?q=ramadan,+porno&ctab=0&geo=ma&date=all&sort=0 Funny graph. -- linkpusher |
2009/12/5-26 [Politics/Domestic/911, Recreation/Humor] UID:53568 Activity:nil |
12/4 you know the 1999 ending of ST:DS9 shows the protagonists working as terrorists, and all worried about a police state coming for the federation. Funny timing, no? \_ At that point in time there was a bit of sympathy people were starting to extend to "freedom fighters"; vis a vis all the popular support many pro-palestine movements were going on - especially the ones on campus at that time. \_ you mean Serbs and Albanians. \_ Serbs? You are kidding right, except maybe in Russia. In Russia Freedom Fighters support YOU! |
12/25 |
2009/7/20-24 [Recreation/Humor] UID:53166 Activity:nil |
7/20 http://www.dz.ru/en/solutions/phantom is this thing a joke? \_ I highly doubt it's useful \_ ChromeOS will kill it. |
2009/4/17-28 [Recreation/Humor, Recreation/Media] UID:52868 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
4/17 Creative use of stop motion video (Boy, Wolf, and a Pig): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmkLlVzUBn4 |
2009/4/14-20 [Science/Space, Recreation/Humor] UID:52849 Activity:nil |
4/14 http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/2706/spaceb.jpg Funny, I don't see yermom on this diagram. -mrauser \_ She's behind Uranus. \_ The scientists were unable to measure her bulk as yo'mama so fat, no light escapes her graviational pull. \_ Oh come on. This is such a lame, geeky yo'mama joke that it'd get you beaten up immediately anywhere but here. \_ Yo' mama so fat, her son revolves around her. \_ Mainly because we can't reach you. \_ Her black hole's attraction is too strong. \_ Carl Sagan did that better in Cosmos. \_ Video version of similar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tfs1t-2rrOM |
2009/4/2-5 [Recreation/Humor] UID:52785 Activity:low |
4/2 Guys singing about tech. Are they GHEY? http://www.richterscales.com \_ they're certainly not funny. \_ they're funny to people in the dot-com businesses. Kind of like how Jewish people always make Jewish jokes. \_ there are plenty of unfunny Jewish jokes. \_ and even more unfunny tech jokes. \_ yet they keep propping up, meaning some people must like em \_ that doesn't mean they're funny, it means people are stupid. |
2008/12/1-6 [Recreation/Humor] UID:52133 Activity:low |
12/1 "There are known knowns. There are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we now know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we do not know we don't know." [Donald Rumsfeld] \_ This is CLASSIC. -socialist liberal \_ I never really got what was supposed to be so funny about this. \_ Understood; it's an answer that's actually pretty much on target, yet it sounds absurd to spell it out. Many things suffer from a similar absurdity at a certain granular level. --erikred \_ Same here. I also never got what was so funny about the "series of tubes" comment. I guess if Jon Stewart mocks it enough times then it's funny. of tubes" comment. I guess Jon Stewart has lowered the comedy threshold... \_ I'll bet you think xckd is hilarious. \_ I don't even know what xckd is, so you just lost the bet. |
2008/11/14-26 [Recreation/Pets, Recreation/Humor] UID:51984 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
11/14 Alright enough of this economic meltdown we're gonna die crap. It's time to inject humor and entertainment into motd. Below is How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You. Funny shit if you love cats (or hate cats): http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php |
2008/11/12-13 [Recreation/Humor] UID:51935 Activity:nil 66%like:51937 |
11/11 whatthefuckdoeslulzmean http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/c2lbayarea.jpg \_ I don't get it... \_ lolz \_ You mean Stuff Rednecks Like. And that guy looks more like a hippy than a redneck. Badly setup joke. \_ This guy had one joke. It might have been funny as a top-10 list. It's not now. \_ is it LOL YOU FUCK |
2008/11/11-12 [Recreation/Humor] UID:51920 Activity:high |
11/11 lulz http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/c2lbayarea.jpg \_ I don't get it... \_ lolz \_ You mean Stuff Rednecks Like. And that guy looks more like a hippy than a redneck. Badly setup joke. \_ This guy had one joke. It might have been funny as a top-10 list. It's not now. |
2008/11/6-13 [Recreation/Humor] UID:51858 Activity:nil |
11/6 Damn funny pictures: http://damncoolpics.blogspot.com/2008/10/pictures-taken-at-just-right-angle.html \_ Most of them are good. Too many of them using the sun, though. #3 is my favorite. What's the event in #15 (the one with Chinese characters at the backdrop)? \_ keywords: sun, penis, nature pictures with human poses. Humor, funny. pictures taken at the right angle. |
2008/10/28-29 [Recreation/Humor] UID:51706 Activity:nil |
10/28 http://myrightwingdad.blogspot.com/2008/10/fwd-fw-plot-to-kidnap-obama-discovered.html \_ no longer there. Here: http://myrightwingdad.blogspot.com \_ Change the water mellon to a basketball, and you got a funnier Saturday Night Live quality joke. \_ wait, is it funny or is it SNL-quality? The two are mutually exclusive. \_ It could be funnier than it is, and still SNL-quality. |
2008/10/14-17 [Recreation/Humor] UID:51521 Activity:nil |
10/14 Cover of LA Times makes a funny: http://www.latimes.com/includes/sectionfronts/A1.pdf \_ I have to buy a copy of this one. |
2008/10/14-16 [Computer/SW/Languages/Java, Recreation/Humor] UID:51511 Activity:moderate |
10/14 Biggs, Wedge, let's close it up. We're going in. We're going in full throttle. \_ You think you're funny or clever, but you're not. \_ yep, I was very reluctant to quote Luke, but ... also, I do not think I am funny or clever in this post. There is nothing funny at all about the U.S. financial system and its looming effects on the average American. \_ Then why all the Star Wars trolls? \_ I do not think THIS post is funny/clever. It's Luke. And I'm not looking forward to more Luke quotes. I'll stop for the time being. -op \_ You're right. I'll stop. -op \_ Too bad, it was funnier when only a few people could figure out what you were talking about. \_ but Luke is so dang annoying -op \_ I think you are funny, please keep it up. I can't wait to find out who plays the ghost of Obi-Wan. \_ Obi-Wan == Volcker Luke == Mass of not very well run hedge funds/SWFs Yoda == Nouriel Roubini \- er, ok: http://gawker.com/5063337/the-secret-pleasures-of-dr-doom i think PVOLKER is probably more the yoda. or maybe FROHATYN Palpatine == Greenspan Leia == Sheila Bair Galactic Senate == Congress \_ Who's Jar-Jar Binks? \_ ob Jar-Jar == Dubya \_ Paulson looks more like Jar Jar. \_ take off Vader's helmut - it's Hank! \_ You are all too nerdy to live. \_ You == Storm Trooper #2 |
2008/9/14-19 [Recreation/Humor] UID:51159 Activity:nil |
9/13 To guy who thinks xkcd is actually funny: have you checked out http://shreddedmoose.com? I take it all back. Compared to http://shreddedmoose.com, xkcd is fucking brilliant. --hates xcd guy \_ Compared to http://sheddedmose.com a hernia is fucking brilliant. -thinks xkcd is meh mixed with rare but worthwhile funny guy |
2008/9/8-14 [Recreation/Humor] UID:51109 Activity:nil |
9/8 This is just funny: http://www.mercurynews.com/ci_10411447?source=rss |
2008/8/27-29 [Recreation/Humor] UID:50983 Activity:nil |
8/27 Funny comic http://www.filibustercartoons.com/archive.php?id=20080826 \_ Is english your second language? Did you get forcefed too much Ziggy and Garfield as a child and just assumed that funny meant painfully lame? \_ Hey! It's nothing is ever funny guy! Welcome back. \_ Lots of things are funny. Life is pretty much comedy. This, however, is just stupid. \- I agree, It's inst so much "non-funny", but stupid. So stupid, you can confidently write off the creator. |
2008/8/6-10 [Recreation/Humor] UID:50796 Activity:nil |
8/6 I know you're all reading it anyway, but todays xkcd was funny http://www.xkcd.com/459 \_ are you also the one who thought the above youtube was funny? |
2008/7/30-8/5 [Recreation/Humor] UID:50727 Activity:low |
7/30 A linux story: http://xkcd.com/456 \_ http://www.eegra.com/show/sub/do/browse/cat/comics/id/36 http://www.explosm.net/comics/1337 http://www.explosm.net/comics/1323 http://www.explosm.net/comics/1219 \_ Cyanide and Happiness? That comic is rarely funny--more often just plain nasty. \_ I'm going with stupid. The first one in particular. \_ The eegra one is referencing Ctrl-Alt-Del ... this storyline in particular. http://cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20080602 \_ Yeah, I know. It's still dumb. -!pp \_ Well, I think xkcd is hardly ever funny. Did you really laugh at that linux one? What's the joke, oh look someone got into linux, haha? xkcd has a ton of duds and the "famous" strips are more poignant than funny. \_ Making fun of CAD is like beating up MS sufferers. It's not exactly something to be proud of. \_ I think almost all daily comics are rarely funny. The Far Side was funny pretty often. Calvin & Hobbes at least felt "worth reading" if it wasn't funny per se. \_ Get Fuzzy (though often the funniest bits are not the final punchlines). Pearls before Swine (hit or miss, but more hit than miss). Cul De Sac. \_ how often do you actually laugh at those? \_ More of a wry chuckle \_ FoxTrot was generally funny when it was a daily |
2008/7/20-23 [Recreation/Humor] UID:50634 Activity:moderate |
7/19 I don't find lolcats to be that funny. I hate cats. Am I the only person in the world who thinks this way? Lolcats haters, please unite and speak up! \_ guess i wont be seeing you at ROFLCON \_ I don't think anyone on the motd thinks they are funny, hence the total lack of links to them. At the very least, everyone here recognizes that they would not be popular here. \_ Well you're wrong, some of us do like LOLcats. We just dont feel the need to desecrate them by adding them to the motd drivel. -LOLCatLover \_ I like cats, dislike lolcats. \_ I thought it was funny for the first few times, but now its been way overdone and overused. LOLSpeak in general is just annoying. Be careful if you stop by the office as you might be assaulted by it for a while. :P \_ How can you deny Monorail kitteh? OMG ROFL! |
2008/6/24-27 [Recreation/Humor, Computer/Companies/Yahoo] UID:50357 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
6/24 http://yahoorezinr.com Yahoo Resigner. Write your resignation letter easily! |
2008/6/23-27 [Recreation/Humor] UID:50334 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
6/23 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6IQ_FOCE6I Oldie but goodie. "Here Comes Another Bubble" \_ Pretty funny! Thanks for posting it! \_ Hilarious! And totally true. IPO, it's all luck. 29, past your prime. So sad and true. Fuck this web 2.0 shit. Any fuckhead from highschool can create the Zuckerman effect. \_ Nope, this time it is for real. |
2008/5/19-23 [Recreation/Humor, Computer/Theory] UID:50000 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
5/19 http://nfccomic.com/comics/205.jpg Math comic, geek humor. \_ "humor" \_ That's hilarious. Let's come up with some other hilarious ideas for comics. How about one where pi comes along and the others eat him? HAHAHA! |
2008/5/17-23 [Recreation/Humor] UID:49993 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
5/17 LOLCats getting too boring? How about LOLTapirs? http://loltapirs.com \_ Wow, they have strange schlongs. http://loltapirs.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/jared2.jpg \_ I like the LOL philosophers page, but i can't find it. \_ Here's some.... http://csua.org/u/lme |
2008/3/20-21 [Recreation/Humor] UID:49510 Activity:nil |
3/19 http://xkcd.com/149 Bahahaha xkcd sudo, funny funny! \_ This is one of my favorites: http://xkcd.com/378 |
2008/3/19-21 [Recreation/Humor] UID:49505 Activity:nil |
3/19 Steve Jobs introduces a new product: iRack http://youtube.com/watch?v=-mCCYLC-4xA \_ not funny -emarkp \_ Ironically, I think it *is* funny, and I'm also the guy who thought that http://xkcd.com/397 was funny. -emarkp \_ but we already knew that Mormons have no sense of humor. \_ The issue is not whether he's a Mormon or not. The issue is that he has Asperger's Syndrome. \_ Probably not funny to the 30% of the population that still thinks that invading Iraq was a good idea. The rest of us are amused. \_ I thought the idea was funnier than the execution. The comedic timing was pretty weak. Although the final joke was well done. |
2008/2/24-26 [Politics/Domestic/California, Recreation/Humor] UID:49223 Activity:nil |
2/23 it would be reall funny if huckabee somehow won the nomination \_ I'd never vote for him, but you've got to appreciate a man with a sense of humor. Good on him for doing Weekend Update on SNL. --erikred \_ I would love to see it, since I always thought Huckabee was sort of like some SNL character to begin with. \_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hac-UHi56Xc Probably not good for long, since YouTube deletes SNL clips mighty quickly. --erikred \_ key word: somehow \_ Already gone. \_ On the SNL site now: http://csua.org/u/kw9 |
2008/2/19-22 [Recreation/Humor] UID:49191 Activity:nil |
2/19 You maybe Al Queda if.... http://www.jihadpost.com/?p=9 motd "that's not funny guy" don't bother. \_ Hmm, nope. Still not funny. You don't really understand this humor thing do you? \_ your are one! |
2008/2/8-10 [Politics/Domestic, Recreation/Humor] UID:49100 Activity:low |
2/8 "The stakes in November are high. This is an important election. Prosperity and peace are in the balance." -Bush Is he trying to be funny here or what? \_ Sounds like a typical Bushism to me. |
2008/1/14-16 [Computer/SW/Apps/Media, Recreation/Humor] UID:48944 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
1/13 One of those Indian songs subtitled in English (very funny) The nipple song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLpROhIg9eA \_ keywords: india funny youtube translation cuss cussing words word |
2008/1/8-11 [Recreation/Humor] UID:48907 Activity:nil |
1/8 Another comic I think is hilarious, possiably somewhat unintentionally http://www.comics.com/comics/sam/archive/sam-20071227.html Cue motd "that's not funny" guy! \_ That's not funny. \_ That's not funny. |
2008/1/7-11 [Recreation/Humor] UID:48899 Activity:nil |
1/7 I find this video game joke oddly hilarious http://www.fanboys-online.com/index.php?cid=255 \_ You sir have no taste at all. \_ If tom were here, he'd tell you what funny is. tom knows funny. -dans \_ I think this is pretty much anti-tom humor. \_ Yeah, personally I don't find it that funny. But I do not have tom's awesome power to shape reality with my thoughts. -dans \_ What's wrong with you? Why are you bashing tom when he hasn't even posted on this thread? I'm hardly his #1 fan but can you at least grow up enough to bash him for something he's actually said on a thread instead of making shit up? |
2007/11/11-15 [Recreation/Humor] UID:48603 Activity:nil |
11/11 Happy Veteran's Day! Watch the History Channel! PS it's funny that a 70 year old Caucasian veteran looks like a 70 year old Asian veteran. Sucks to be old man. \_ Shoot Out: Faluja, on the History Channel. Good show. |
2007/10/30-11/2 [Politics/Domestic/President/Bush, Recreation/Humor] UID:48483 Activity:nil |
10/29 that fake FEMA news conference is funny, funny stuff |
2007/10/12-17 [Recreation/Humor] UID:48300 Activity:nil |
10/12 I thought this xkcd was funny http://xkcd.com/263 \_ I like this one: http://xkcd.com/327 \_ We've been through this. tom says xkcd is not funny so xkcd is not funny. Unlike you and I, when tom speaks, he is not making subjective observations about the world, he is stating the one and only objective truth, and you'd be a moron and a fool to believe otherwise. -dans \_ xkcd is not funny. --tom #1 Fan \_ Neither of those are remotely funny. - !(tom || dans) \_ This probably isn't either: http://www.xkcd.org/322 |
2007/10/9-11 [Recreation/Humor] UID:48275 Activity:moderate |
10/9 http://xkcd.com/163 \_ geek comics not by Shin Kao tend to be pathetic. -tom \_ Heh. Not only are you delusional, but you have a poor sense of humor too. Awesome! -dans \_ "sense of humor" is defined as the ability to discriminate funny from not-funny. -tom \_Err.. no it's not: http://wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn?s=sense%20of%20humor \_ Nice try: now go look up "humor." -tom \_ tom vs. the world, part XI! Yes! -dans \_ S: (n) humor, humour (the quality of being funny) \_ I didn't find it all that funny \_ That may be true, but xkcd is the exception. It's hilarious. I don't bother to post them because I assume everyone already reads it regularly. \_ Thank heveans I have tom to tell me what's funny! \_ Thank heavens I have tom to tell me what's funny! |
2007/10/9-11 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA, Recreation/Humor] UID:48274 Activity:low |
10/9 Soda is useless: discuss. \_ worksforme. Closing bug. -dans \_ "sense of humor" is defined as the ability to discriminate funny from not-funny. -tom |
2007/10/7 [Computer/SW/Security, Recreation/Humor] UID:48254 Activity:nil 50%like:48227 |
10/3 Is that a Real Doll? Wow! So real! http://www.youporn.com/watch/13668 \_ Another one: http://www.youporn.com/watch/212 \_ It'd be more real if the skin is not as glossy. \_ HA! Funny how he pulled out and squirted on his left hand so that he wouldn't have to clean up the doll. Now in real sex... Oh well, I guess it's better than no sex. |
2007/10/6-9 [Recreation/Humor] UID:48251 Activity:nil |
10/5 How many people actually think lolcats are funny? \_ Huh? \_ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolcat \_ none. |
2007/9/6 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA, Recreation/Humor] UID:47910 Activity:nil |
9/5 [purged. if you harassing a csua member, don't. if it is an inside joke then keep it inside. thanks.] |
2007/8/28-29 [Recreation/Humor, Recreation/Music] UID:47787 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
8/28 Robocup with funky music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOpvM9JmRNY |
2007/8/28 [Recreation/Humor, Recreation/Pets] UID:47769 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
8/27 Dear crazy dog person, here's a funny comic for you (and for the rest of us): Cats are Democrats, Dogs are Republicans. http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/103262.html |
2007/8/21-23 [Recreation/Humor, Recreation/Dating] UID:47681 Activity:nil |
8/20 I love R Kelly http://www.nytimes.com/2007/08/20/arts/music/20trap.html |
2007/8/19-20 [Recreation/Humor] UID:47660 Activity:high |
8/20 It's funny about animals, how we treat them simultaneously like they're human and subhuman. I realized just how fuzzy this line was when I was taking a bath this afternoon, and Milo strolled into the room and proceeded to intensely stare as I shaved my nether regions. I found I was made somewhat uncomfortable by this and shooed him out of the room. Why is that? \_ You're not into bestiality. \_ You don't actually believe anyone on Soda had this experience, right? It's obviously a cut/paste troll. |
2007/8/10-13 [Recreation/Humor] UID:47574 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
8/9 Secret Asian Man! http://www.asianave.com/secretasianman/?EMC-SAM \_ I guess this comic just started, you can get quite a few here: http://www.comics.com/comics/sam \_ http://www.secretasianman.com/images/strips/SAM071006.gif (May not be SFW) |
2007/8/6 [Recreation/Humor] UID:47540 Activity:moderate |
8/6 motd doctors, please help. When I get 'backed up', I end up passing a giant act of congress in the bathroom, and... bear with me here, I don't know the names for the parts down there, but the exposed portion of my anus, sort of the 'lips', get really swollen and it feels funny down there. so funny that I get really sexually excited all day and i need to masturbate at least 9 times per day. what can i do? what should I tell my docter? what is the name of the swollen portion? thanks. |
2007/7/23-26 [Recreation/Humor] UID:47379 Activity:nil |
7/23 http://www.hillarynutcracker.com Now *that's* a funny product. \_ R&D must have started right after Lewinskygate. |
2007/7/18-21 [Recreation/Humor, Politics/Domestic/President/Bush] UID:47332 Activity:low |
7/18 How many neocons does it take to change a lightbulb? \_ One neocon with a shotgun. Point the shotgun at a liberal and the liberal will do whatever he/she is asked to do. \_ these are supposed to be funny, not stupid. \_ hint: they're never funny. \_ Sorry crankypants. I found the "War on Darkness" one funny. \_ I'm sure you did. \_ None. George Bush predicts the light bulb will be fully capable of changing itself within 3 months. \_ None. The socket welcomes the light bulb with candy and flowers. \_ Neocons don't bother with light bulbs. They declare a War on Darkness and set the house on fire. \_ Only the Almighty who gave the gift of light to all can make a lightbulb change. Its sort of a theological perspective I have. -gwb \_ "i have other priorities" --dcheney \_ Why do you hate America? |
2007/7/14-17 [Recreation/Humor] UID:47291 Activity:nil |
7/13 nice motd. i wish it were funnier. what happened to chicom troll? danh? John? dickylee? \_ if you keep deleting entries, what do you expect? |
2007/7/4-5 [Recreation/Humor] UID:47175 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto 55%like:47167 |
7/3 <I've discovered Japanese TV on youtube!> Proof that Japanese ppl are weird (poodle girl): http://youtube.com/watch?v=vdX_OBUeHb4 Weird Japanese porta potty prank: http://youtube.com/watch?v=EgnFyCMiFAU Funny English lessons for Japanese (language NSFW): http://youtube.com/watch?v=bySvfJ-SZBE Learn essential English video for Japanese people visiting America. "Taxi taxi" "Spare my life" "I was robbed" http://youtube.com/watch?v=BmbsSw81Uww http://youtube.com/watch?v=BrjcMJdEZIQ \_ Welcome to the Internet. Please enjoy your stay. And turn off the lights on your way out. Kthx bye. |
2007/7/4-5 [Recreation/Humor] UID:47174 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
7/4 DEV LIFE BITCHES http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GtLJOqAve4 |
2007/7/4 [Recreation/Humor] UID:47167 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto 55%like:47175 |
7/3 Learn essential English video for Japanese people visiting America. "Taxi taxi" "Spare my life" "I was robbed" http://youtube.com/watch?v=BmbsSw81Uww http://youtube.com/watch?v=BrjcMJdEZIQ |
2007/7/4 [Recreation/Humor] UID:47166 Activity:nil |
7/3 Funny English lessons for Japanese (language NSFW): http://youtube.com/watch?v=bySvfJ-SZBE |
2007/7/4 [Recreation/Humor] UID:47165 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
7/3 Weird Japanese porta potty prank: http://youtube.com/watch?v=EgnFyCMiFAU |
2007/7/4 [Recreation/Humor] UID:47164 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
7/3 Proof that Japanese ppl are weird (poodle girl): http://youtube.com/watch?v=vdX_OBUeHb4 |
2007/7/3-5 [Recreation/Humor] UID:47162 Activity:low Cat_by:auto |
7/3 Drive fast? You have have a small penis! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19569900/site/newsweek \_ Cool! I wonder whether it was their govt or a research firm who did the research. \_ I drive like a 70 year old Asian grandma. So that means I have a huge cock. \_ I gotta show this to my wife so that she'll stop nagging me when I drive on the slow lane. \_ I gotta show this to my wife so that she'll stop nagging me when I drive on the slow lane. \_ I live in the SF Bay Area. Driving fast would be anything above idle speed. |
2007/6/25-28 [Recreation/Humor, Reference/History/WW2/Japan, Politics/Foreign/Asia/Japan] UID:47065 Activity:low |
6/26 Japanese Tetris: http://www.glumbert.com/media/japtetris \_ Oh man this is )(#*$)# hilarious! Thanks for sharing the link \_ Seconded, very funny, thanks. -John \_ Superb. Note that I'm 213cm tall. --erikred |
2007/6/18-19 [Recreation/Humor] UID:47001 Activity:nil 85%like:46998 |
6/18 Funny poll http://preview.tinyurl.com/2f58pj (lgf) |
2007/6/18 [Recreation/Humor] UID:46998 Activity:nil 85%like:47001 |
6/18 Funny poll http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/?entry=25896_Poll-_Should_the_US_Fund_Terrorists&only |
2007/6/14 [Recreation/Humor] UID:46946 Activity:nil |
6/13 some of these are really funny http://www.carpsplace.com/spire 'hansi, the girl who loved swastikas' \_ locked down now. |
2007/5/14 [Recreation/Humor] UID:46617 Activity:nil |
5/13 Why are those GEICO CAVEMAN commercials so funny? \_ Looks like I'm not the only one who doesn't get it. Maybe it's a reference to some character in some comic book? \_ or SNL's 'Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer' ? Alas they stopped those skits when they lost Phil Hartman. |
2007/5/9 [Recreation/Humor] UID:46566 Activity:nil |
5/9 I thought this was kind of funny: link:tinyurl.com/39tcmh Trying to get the lowest SAT score (a bit old) -John |
2007/3/30-4/3 [Recreation/Humor] UID:46153 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
3/30 Scientists vs. Normal People: http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/the_difference.png |
2007/3/22-26 [Recreation/Humor] UID:46059 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
3/22 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH_6LtC6fv4 The Melinda Doolittle School of Humility |
2007/3/9-11 [Recreation/Humor, Computer/HW/Drives, Consumer/TV] UID:45915 Activity:nil |
3/9 I pulled out the Borat DVD from the NetFlix envelope the other day - pretty funny. Also have an audio channel in Russian. \_ pretty overrated to me. a few funny bits, but lots boring too. \_ sorry, i wasn't clear - i meant the design of the physical DVD was funny. |
2007/3/2-3 [Recreation/Humor, Recreation/Travel] UID:45855 Activity:kinda low |
3/2 Funny, probably work safe: http://www.galwayfirst.ie/donkey -!dans \_ Wow, everything in that story is totally crazy. \_ Fairly boring and unbelievable - !danh \_ It's also a hoax \_ How do you know that? \_ That's completely work-safe. |
2007/2/27-3/3 [Politics/Domestic, Recreation/Humor] UID:45833 Activity:nil |
2/27 "Why I Hate Blacks" http://preview.tinyurl.com/2r6vqc (Asian Week) \_ Oooookayyyy... \_ Funny stuff. Even funnier when you start googling for author and discover he's a crazy person, people hate him so much they create epic poems about how much they hate him, AND he's a furry. \_ http://blogs.ign.com/Hil-IGN/2006/09/01/29782 Oh man this is going to crack me up all week. \_ From the article: "Eng wrote about experiencing racism as an Asian American student at New York University after he "expressed my negative views on America, religion and African Americans." Bwahaha. Imagine, Eng: Blacks are all so stupid/evil. Other: What? You dick! Eng: What's your problem, you racist or something? I'm a genius! |
2007/2/24-3/6 [Recreation/Humor] UID:45813 Activity:low |
2/24 Has anyone been to a really bad comedy club? What was it like? \_ http://losangeles.citysearch.com/profile/41797960/santa_monica_ca/the_westside_eclectic.html \_ Westside Eclectic Comedy Club in Santa Monica, on 3rd+4th and Arizona (http://westsideeclectic.com It's not really a comedy club as it is more of social gathering for kids aged from 18-25... aspiring actors, comedians, community college students, and college drop-outs practicing their routines. 90% of the audiences were also actors/actresses and friends & family members. The remaining people were people like me who really looked out of place and actually paid $8-$10 for the night. I have no idea how they make money at a prime (e.g. expensive) location and my guess is that they don't. The atmosphere was very close knit and everyone knew everyone else, and these kids seemed to have a lot of fun performing and giving moral support to each other. Inside jokes were plenty, energy was extremely high, and they've put in a lot of time and efforts. Sadly, the bottom line is, unless you're their age group and know Joe, Bobby, and Momo or whoever they hung out with then you wouldn't get their half of their silly and stupid jokes. The bottom line is they've put in a lot of energy into acts that were SIMPLY NOT THAT FUNNY. Sure $8-10 isn't a lot of money but then again none of the shows there weren't that funny in the first place. If Seinfeld gets an A+, then the Westside Eclectic gets a D+, and maybe... maybe C- for trying so hard. PS. If you want to go a *real* professional comedy club and witness *real* humor, go to West Hollywood or Pasadena. \_ They're not that professional because they're not. They're students. It's a great business model if you think about it: 1) Charge students to take the comedy class. 2) The students perform live and charge fees to suckers. \_ Yes. It was like watching the extended director's cut of the Abyss over and over and over. What did you think it would be like? \_ How much did you pay for it? \_ About $12 per in 1992 or so at the door. I can't remember if that covered a drink. I would've paid twice that to not have been there if I'd known. \_ Can you please tell us which comedy club is was so that other suckers wouldn't go? Thanks. \_ It was in San Jose in 1992. I was suckered there once by my gf. I wasn't taking notes, sorry. \_ I went to Rooster T Feathers; it was pretty rotten. Drinks were not bad though. The comics were painfully unfunny; the best thrill was watching them so blissfully unaware of how rotten they were. For that reason, we were in hysterics. -brain \_ Were they student performers or on weed? |
2007/2/16-20 [Recreation/Media, Recreation/Humor] UID:45748 Activity:nil |
2/16 Harry Potter book 7 Spoilers! (Ok, not really, funny comic) http://www.homeonthestrange.com/comics/2007/2007-02-16.png \_ Remind me never to trust your opinions ever again. |
2006/11/8-10 [Recreation/Humor] UID:45268 Activity:nil |
11/8 And now for something completely different. (NANOWRIMO joke) http://www.homeonthestrange.com/view.php?ID=126 |
2006/10/25-27 [Recreation/Humor] UID:44977 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
10/25 http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/gear/86dd The Ex Knife Holder Category: Humor |
2006/10/25-27 [Recreation/Computer, Recreation/Humor] UID:44976 Activity:low |
10/25 Rush thinks it's funny to make fun of Michael J. Fox by miming his movements: http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/10/25/olbermann-gives-us-the-visual-to-limbaughs-attack-on-michael-j-fox \_ Rush is a Republican. Of course he's evil! You don't need any evidence. \_ obFollowTheDamnLink \_ No reason to follow the link. Evil! \_ Has Rush dropped his whole Compassionate Conservative shtick (that he ripped off from Michael Savage, BTW)? I never hear him mention that anymore. It must be too egregious, even for Rush. \_ Just the ravings of a junkie. |
2006/10/23-24 [Recreation/Humor] UID:44932 Activity:moderate |
10/23 Chuck Norris on Chuck Norris jokes http://wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=52567 \_ This says to me: Chuck Norris can do everything but take a joke. \_ Wow, thanks. I've just lost all respect for Norris. "...the real cause of all diseases - sin" Fucking dumbass. This bolsters my absurd predjudice that grapplers are smarter than strikers. \_ I love the cognitive dissonance between "the Bible tells me I really can do all things" and the very next question where he says only Jesus can do XYZ. \_ What do you expect? He is anti-evolution. (See a few lines up.) \_ How is it cognitive dissonance to say "Jesus can do all things, even allow me to do all things [he wants me to do]?" (Which is what they really mean when they say that.) \_ Did you miss the word "only" above? \_ There is no contradiction here. You missed the logic. \_ Chuck doesn't use the word "only" there in his article. \_ There is no contradiction here. You missed what he's really trying to imply. 1: Chuck Norris really can do all things. 2: Only Jesus can do XYZ. 1 & 2 implies: Chuck Norris is Jesus. 1 & 2 imply: Chuck Norris is Jesus. Of couse Chunk Norris said in the article he is not Jesus. But there is still no contradiction. That's because Chunk Norris really can do all things, include denial of being Jesus. there is still no contradiction. That's because from (1), Chunk Norris really can do all things, including denying being Jesus. \_ Can Chuck Norris make a burrito so big even he can't eat it? \_ Then again, there was a banner ad for http://www.nukalert.com right under that. Coincidence? I THINK NOT. -John \_ Manliness-- |
2006/10/19-23 [Recreation/Humor, Recreation/Media] UID:44876 Activity:nil |
10/19 The latest MMORPG WoW South Park is totally funny! Watch it now! "I am socializing artard. I'm logged on to an MMORPG with people from all over the world and getting XP with my party using teamspeak." |
2006/10/12 [Reference/Law/Court, Recreation/Humor] UID:44803 Activity:high 80%like:44802 |
10/12 HANS: http://tinyurl.com/jlbjp (geekz.co.uk) \_ I find these in poor taste and, worse, unfunny. |
2006/10/12 [Recreation/Humor, Reference/Law/Court] UID:44802 Activity:nil 80%like:44803 |
10/12 HANS: http://geekz.co.uk/lovesraymond/archive/so-i-married-a-kernel-programmer |
2006/10/4-6 [Recreation/Humor] UID:44663 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
10/4 Wierd Al's 'White and Nerdy': http://youtube.com/watch?v=JsX9HyX4m0A -mrauser \_ His Schroedinger equation for an electron attracted to a proton is in CGS, not SI. I think SI is more gangsta, at least for that particular equation. |
2006/9/29-10/1 [Recreation/Humor] UID:44604 Activity:moderate |
9/29 Are you bored of your lecture and falling asleep and snoring in the lecture hall? I discovered a wonderful solution and I want to share my secrets with you. No, it does not require taking in toxins like caffeine. Here is my secret. Squeeze fresh lemon and lime and put them in the eye drop. Next time you start to fall asleep, put some drops on your eyes. Voila! You're awake. \_ There's a much simpler solution: don't ever go to lecture. Worked for me. \_ I don't know anything about simple solutions... I slept through Chem lecture.. \_ Why lemon _and_ lime? \_ I just start masturbating. \_ Late bloomer, eh? \_ Using HCL instead of lemon makes it a far more rewarding experience for the people around you. Or you can ask a very provocative political question in a classroom filled 2/3 with an even mixture of MSU and IAC members (only works in some \_ Sorry--thought every Cal student would know these, maybe they're not around anymore. Muslim Student Union, Israel Action Committee. They used to have propaganda wars on campus, and had tables on either side of Sather Gate from which they'd scream at each other. It was kind of funny in a sad way. -John in a sad way. -lesbian loving John Poli Sci and History lectures.) That's always funny. -John \_ MSU? IAC? What do those stand for? --alphabetically illiterate \_ Sorry--thought every Cal student would know these, maybe they're not around anymore. Muslim Student Union, Israel Action Committee. They used to have propaganda wars on campus, and had tables on either side of Sather Gate from which they'd scream at each other. It was kind of funny in a sad way. -John \_ Neverheardofthem either. I was at Cal 1990-1995. \_ Hm, '92-97. They were extremely loud. -John |
2006/9/27-28 [Recreation/Humor] UID:44574 Activity:nil |
9/27 Whoever's Communizing and Socializing the motd... you're doing a heck of a job! Motd's funny to read again, thanks. -gwb |
2006/9/26-28 [Computer/Domains, Recreation/Humor] UID:44552 Activity:moderate |
9/26 What are some of the funny and ambiguous leftist domain names? Names like http://MsExchangeServer.com=mSexChangeServer.com, etc. \_ http://expertsexchange.com \_ ha ha ha ha this is the best one!!! \_ I chuckle everytime I get an email from them. \_ powergenitalia.it \_ http://penisland.net \_ http://therapistfinder.com \_ http://molestationnursery.com \_ My father-in-law worked for R.A. Pearson. They decided against http://rapearson.com -bz \_ http://mofo.com \_ http://cyberbears.com |
2006/9/18-20 [Recreation/Humor] UID:44433 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
9/18 New Weird Al video: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7939447080926152362 |
2006/8/25-29 [Computer/HW/Memory, Recreation/Humor] UID:44155 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
8/25 USB teddy bear holds data, scares children: http://tinyurl.com/m9ak4 -John |
2006/8/21-22 [Transportation/Motorcycle, Recreation/Humor] UID:44086 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
8/21 Funny motorcycle commercials: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzUOeDxW_ho http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju3kqL2qeEQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCxOkxcQcTY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWj5dkxui2U http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IP1a1uy3S5s http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt-ytACeVM0 |
2006/8/17-19 [Computer/SW/OS/OsX, Recreation/Humor] UID:44057 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
8/17 http://www.geekcruises.com Keywords: cruise cruises geek unix photoshop linux macmania mac mania http://www.scifi-cruises.com Keywords: Startrek cruise scifi cruise Category: Humor Funny cruise ship |
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