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| 2006/8/17-19 [Computer/SW/Security, Recreation/Humor] UID:44052 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto 80%like:44043 |
8/17 This is pretty funny:
http://tinyurl.com/ku2mp (schneier.com/blog) -John
\_ Another funny link on the same page:
http://geekz.co.uk/schneierfacts |
| 2006/8/17-19 [Recreation/Humor] UID:44049 Activity:nil |
8/17 Wow, aliens can really rock. (Funny pic)
http://alienlovespredator.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2208 |
| 2006/8/17-19 [Computer/SW/Languages, Recreation/Humor] UID:44048 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
8/17 http://www.madore.org/%7Edavid/programs/unlambda The Unlambda Programming Language. Your Functional Programming Language Nightmares Come True. The act of learning Unlambda is oh so boring and meaningless and you just want to kill yourself. In another word, it is like being in grad school. -kchang |
| 2006/8/17 [Computer/SW/Security, Recreation/Humor] UID:44043 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto 80%like:44052 |
8/17 This is pretty funny:
http://tinyurl.com/ku2mp -John |
| 2006/7/19-22 [Recreation/Humor] UID:43732 Activity:nil |
7/19 Old but funny: http://www.ultimateshowdown.org -John \_ Fucker, it took me months to get that out of my head -sky \_ Is it suppose to be funny funny, intellectually funny, or dumb-and-dumber funny? |
| 2006/7/17-19 [Recreation/Humor] UID:43692 Activity:nil |
7/16 http://youtube.com/watch?v=A-u9B6nouBo&search=customer%20support Funny customer service call \_ Fuck you. It is funnier when a fucking whitie tries to speak another foreign language. \_ Riiight, and you say *westerners* are shallow and judgemental?!? I think you could give westerners a few lessons, buddy. \_ You're an idiot and a racist. Have a nice day! \_ I listened to this without watching it, and without the distraction of the visual cues it's not that hard to understand. It did take a little concentration. -niloc |
| 2006/7/13 [Recreation/Humor] UID:43653 Activity:nil |
7/12 First minute is one of the funnier Daily Show bits in a while
http://movies.crooksandliars.com/TDS-North-Korea.wmv
http://movies.crooksandliars.com/TDS-North-Korea.mov |
| 2006/6/23-28 [Computer/SW/Graphics, Recreation/Humor, Consumer/TV] UID:43477 Activity:nil |
6/23 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5GfuRRZKaU&search=bicycle%20race%20funny Looking for a similar video like this that was shown on America's Funniest Video. The fall on AFV was much more catastrophic and more dramatic. Thank for any help. \_ Just like that dumbass snowboarder in the Olympics. |
| 2006/6/21-24 [Recreation/Humor] UID:43453 Activity:nil |
6/20 "Tough Crowd" was funny for a brief shining moment:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=A0N3EJ9GAc0 |
| 12/25 |
| 2006/6/20-21 [Recreation/Humor] UID:43440 Activity:nil |
6/19 What's the "For a good time call xxx-xxxx" meme supposed to be?
Is it just a joke where you put someone you don't like's phone
number on a wall?
\_ Yes, originally bathroom walls. -John
\_ 867-5309!
\_ You probably have to explain that for the youngins
\_ There is no explain, only google |
| 2006/6/1-4 [Industry/Jobs, Recreation/Humor, Computer/SW/SpamAssassin] UID:43245 Activity:nil |
6/1 Semi randomly generated spam I thought was funny:
Hi there lovely,
This kbind of opportunity comes ones in a clife. I docn't want
to miss it. Do you? I am comcing to your place in few days
and I though may be we can meet each other. If you don't mind
I can send you mcy picture. I am a girbl.
\_ I am a gerbil. |
| 2006/6/1-3 [Recreation/Humor] UID:43243 Activity:nil |
5/31 http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/images/dilbert2006305340601.gif Best Dilbert ever :) \_ What company does the Dilbert author work for? \_ He used to work for PacBell, but hasn't in 10 years or more. Now he's Scott Adams, Inc. In case you were wondering why Dilbert sucks now. -tom \_ Well, that and he's stopped doing any thing other than workplace humor (by popular request.) Some of his funniest gags were of Dilbert outside work, IMHO. -jrleek |
| 2006/5/5-16 [Recreation/Humor] UID:42951 Activity:nil |
5/5 Pretty funny (Star Lords!)
link:csua.org/u/fpv -John |
| 2006/5/3-6 [Academia/GradSchool, Recreation/Humor] UID:42913 Activity:nil |
5/3 http://www.phdcomics.com/comics/archive.php?comicid=47 Funny only if you're a PhD student. \_ Comic author speaking on campus today. |
| 2006/4/26-27 [Recreation/Humor] UID:42831 Activity:nil |
4/25 We arre /25 Titanic 2: Jack's Back
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm7-w1EODds&search=titanic%202
Could be funnier, but eh. -John
\_ Ha ha ha this is pretty funny. Well done. Thanks john. |
| 2006/4/26-27 [Recreation/Humor] UID:42830 Activity:nil |
4/26 Funniest thing, but coke seems to have come back to the bay area
in a big way. The most amusing thing about it is the new mixer
that people are doing - lines of 1/2 coke, 1/2 gunpowder.
Apparently it is harder to get the gunpowder than the coke in SF.
Discuss how banning gunshops now lets people fetishize gunpowder.
\_ Doesn't that have a name?
\_ See "Lord of War" starring Nick Cage.
\_ I haven't noticed. Everyone I know smokes dope and the etards
do ecstacy. Where I live I see mostly crack heads. Where is
all the coke? -- LA expat
\_ I've seen coke, but only heard people joke about brown-brown. |
| 2006/3/31-4/3 [Recreation/Humor] UID:42596 Activity:nil |
3/31 http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3693 Funny Photoshop Friday since, well this one: http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3574 (Both 90% worksafe) \_ My vote on this is: stupid links not worth visiting. What is your vote? \_ We care why? \_ This might have actually been funny on Valentine's Day. |
| 2006/3/30-31 [Politics/Domestic/California, Recreation/Humor] UID:42537 Activity:nil |
3/29 Isn't it funny that many hispanics decided to switch and vote for
the GOP and now the GOP is dissing them?
\_ Because all hispanics are in favor of open borders by virtue
of their ethnicity? Isn't it funny how many people can hold
incredibly racist beliefs and not even see it while at the
same time pointing the same fat finger at others? |
| 2006/3/29-31 [Recreation/Humor] UID:42525 Activity:nil |
3/29 What day of the week should I vacuum my house?
\_ Tomorrow
\_ Actually, if this is the average sodan slob, the answer is
more likely "yesterday"
\_ I think you missed the joke.
\_ Doesn't a joke have to be funny..or at least amusing to
qualify as a joke?
\_ No I didn't miss the "joke"
\_ You missed the mockery of the inane motd questions
like the one below. BTW, the "green pants" post is
in the smae vein. If you are too stupid to get a joke
or allusion, it's may not be funny or subtle to you
but it is still a joke and you are still a loser. |
| 2006/3/24-25 [Recreation/Humor] UID:42410 Activity:nil |
3/24 http://www.jibjab.com/Oddities/OddityRedir.aspx?full=1&oddid=46 Weird jibjab stuff. Not exactly funny funny just a bit of humorous |
| 2006/3/20 [Recreation/Humor] UID:42333 Activity:nil 62%like:42332 |
3/20 Anyone else remember that old comic Yamara from Dragon? It's on the
internet now... "More wierd than funny" indeed.
http://yamara.com/yamara/index.php |
| 2006/3/20-22 [Recreation/Humor] UID:42332 Activity:nil 62%like:42333 |
3/20 Anyone remember that old comic from Dragon, Yamara? "More weird than
funny" indeed.
http://yamara.com/yamara/index.php
\_ "Wormy" was a lot weirder.
\_ Eh, Wormy wasn't that weird -- it was pretty straightforward
semi-narrative fantasy. What made it quirky was the use of
traditional badguys as the protagonists. Now, Roman Dirge's
stuff, or perhaps Jhonen Vazquez's JTHM *that* is weird. -mice
\_ Maybe so, but Yamara was trying to be funny.
\_ Yeahhh...the art style on the first page of the Yamara link
kind of squicked me out, so I'll take your word for it.
Wormy was generally pretty pleasing to the eye
(comparatively, at least). -mice
\_ Yeah, Yamara's art got more and more busy as time went
on. It started out ok, but was pretty much unreadable
near the end. They were just trying to stuff way too
much into a few panels.
\_ I've been told that Sluggy Freelance is kind of
moving in that direction. I stopped reading it
regularly after I was laid off in '01, but people
have been telling me that it's gotten progressively
busier and takes more work to read. Oh well. -mice
\_ Ah, but the payoff is richer. The "That Which
Redeems" story-arc won awards for the payoff.
Cf. Achewood. --erikred
\_ Is it? I mean, I'd be willing to put up
with more text etc if the payoff is there,
but I've heard for current Sluggy, it's
not. I never quite forgave sluggy for
giving the DoP to that Bruno the Bandit guy
and his endless stream of scatological
humor. -mice
\_ I repeat, the "That Which Redeems" arc
was worth it. The "Timeless Seas" arc, well,
not so sure about that one. And yeah, the
DoP guy was definitely Not Funny. They have
a Saturday guy now who's actually funny and
very obviously a fan of the comic. --e-red
\_ Hmm, okay. I guess I'll give it a try
and see how the 'Elevator to Hell' arc
reads. Hopefully is doesn't suck.
Thanks for the info! -mice
\_ Wormy archive:
http://www.angelfire.com/wa2/haroog/archive/Archive.htm |
| 2006/3/16-18 [Recreation/Humor, Politics/Domestic] UID:42273 Activity:low |
3/16 Our great leader getting ready to RIDE BIKE
http://photos1.blogger.com/hello/187/1525/320/belly4.jpg
\_ As an American, I was pretty dissapointed with my two choices in the
2004 election...but as a cyclist, I was damn happy with both
choices.
\_ I don't get it.
\_ Is it the pink socks? Is it the balding guy checking his gut
behind him? It just doesn't scream "presidential".
\_ That's your it? He doesn't look "presidential" when he's
exercising? Heaven forbid! (Honestly, I'd be pretty
happy if he ever looked presidential.)
\_ It's humour, not some slashing criticism... chill. if
you don't find it funny, watch some dennis miller...
It's a lot funnier than Ann Coulter's "jokes" about
killing supreme court justices.
\_ yeah but short skirts and long legs... mmmm.
\_ If the skirts are short enough, you might be able
to catch a glimpse of her dick.
\_ I loved the thread about how that was ok because
"Democrats are always threathening to kill the president"
"Democrats are always threathening to kill the
president"
(no examples given)
\_ The guy behind him is putting on a chest strap transmitter
for a heart rate monitor, not "checking his gut".
\_ Again, seriously, it's simply amusing. Overanalyizing is
stupid. |
| 2006/3/9-11 [Recreation/Humor, Recreation/Media] UID:42153 Activity:moderate Cat_by:auto |
3/9 So I've now seen two wonderful movies with disappointing endings in one
week: Corpse Bride and Howl's Moving Castle. How can they put so much
work into having such beautiful movies, then so obviously blow the
endings? Bah, I say!
\_ you got sucked into watching it and paid the same amount of money
had the ending been better. So, u=teh suxor.
\_ Eh, they were still worth the ~ $1.07 I pay per movie on the
2-at-a-time Netflix plan. What frustrates me is that they were
so good...until the endings.
\_ just like War of the Worlds?
\_ Yeah, I gave that one some slack for being based on a book,
though I guess Howl's was too.
\- "I saw the best movies of my generation
destroyed by bittorrent ...
destroyed by piracy ..."
\_ Huh? (I get the song reference, but not
why)
\_ Clearly you don't get the reference.
\_ I hate the beats, but you make me sad.
google for "ginsberg" and "howl"
\_ Hah, never knew that. I never thought
to see where the TMBG lyrics came
from.
\_ The MOTD makes the baby Cassady cry.
\_ This is not related to this song, is it?
http://www.lyricsdepot.com/they-might-be-giants/i-should-be-allowed-to-think.html
http://www.lyricsdepot.com/they-might-be-giants/i-should-be-allowed-to-think.html
\_ How would you have like Corpse Bride to end? I thought it
was a normal, predictable ending.
\_ Exactly! It didn't fit the movie at all! |
| 2006/3/7-9 [Politics/Domestic/President/Bush, Recreation/Humor] UID:42125 Activity:nil |
3/7 Heh, funny [sic] interpretation of Bush's recent South Asia trip
http://www.filibustercartoons.com
http://www.filibustercartoons.com/comics/20060306.gif (direct) |
| 2006/3/2 [Recreation/Humor] UID:42068 Activity:nil |
3/2 German John, motd is boring. Please post funny Eurotrash jokes. Heil. |
| 2006/3/1-2 [Consumer/Audio, Recreation/Humor] UID:42056 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
3/1 What if Microsoft designs the iPod package:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAGr3mVVUwE
I am looking for a wmv/mov/rm format of this video. thanks.
kngharv
\_ Google video it
\_ http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=36099539665548298&q=microsoft+ipod |
| 2006/3/1-2 [Recreation/Humor] UID:42053 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
3/1 John, is this you?
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-890218145934088002&q=berlitz |
| 2006/2/21-23 [Recreation/Humor] UID:41941 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
2/21 http://www.yesyesserver.co.uk/temp/WeAreSinking.swf Humor. Titanic ship sinking. German coast guard to the rescue. |
| 2006/2/17-19 [Recreation/Humor] UID:41904 Activity:nil |
2/17 Cheney cartoon. Pretty damn funny.
http://csua.org/u/f0q
\_ Who are you, far-left poor taste in humor guy?
\_ f0q!
\_ Thanks for the laugh. |
| 2006/2/13 [Recreation/Humor] UID:41812 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
2/12 http://dickhunt.ytmnd.com |
| 2006/2/10-13 [Recreation/Humor] UID:41792 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
2/10 more CHUCK
http://www.youtube.com/w/Chuck-Norris?v=BhiTsC1fY7s
\_ Not funny.
\_ After that smile on their faces when Chuck returns the handbag to
the woman in red, I fully expected the next scene to be a squeaking
bed given what all the other Chuck Norris Fact Sheets say. But
instead!
\_ Sung by Jack Bauer no less! The Bauer/Norris rivalry continues! |
| 2006/2/10-13 [Recreation/Humor, Politics/Foreign/MiddleEast/Iraq] UID:41791 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
2/10 Rave Party! (No clue, don't ask)
http://www.glumbert.com/media/rave.html -John
\_ http://www.exile.ru/2004-September-04/war_nerd.html |
| 2006/2/8 [Recreation/Dating, Recreation/Humor] UID:41763 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
2/8 gayest thing ever
http://www.hugi.is/hahradi/bigboxes.php?box_id=51208&f_id=1471 |
| 2006/1/19-21 [Recreation/Dating, Recreation/Humor] UID:41442 Activity:high Cat_by:auto |
1/19 Marketing at its best:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6685078570737229515
\_ Thank God for creating cute Asian girls. Now I need to go to
the bathroom to relieve myself.
\_ It wasn't God, it was evolution!
\_ whatever it was, intelligent design was at work.
\_ She could've been green for all I care. By the way, what
was the commercial about? ;) (Maybe not *too* good marketing.)
\_ "She couldn've been been green..." meaning you find her
unattractive? Or you don't care about looks?
\_ Chocolate candy, FWIW. I wonder if there is anything one
cannot successfully sell with boobs.
\_ Anyone happen to know Japanese? What did she say after
she looked down?
\_ I think having boobs upstage your product is not
such a good thing. What did you say the commercial
was about again?
\_ Brain transplants for the intellectually feeble.
Are you the same person who was so bothered by the
"naked news" post a few days ago?
\_ You can't sell breast reduction surgery with these, I
guess.
guess. http://rallosnobr.afreeserver.com
\_ I think it was "brand reinforcement" style; not targetted
at actually being informative. Look at Nike ads.. would
you ever know what they're actually for?
\_ Cute Japanes girls to be specific. In other Asian countries it
would be politically incorrect and frowned upon by flat-chested
women and hypocrites.
\_ If you want to save the .wmv for off-line relief, go to
http://www.jengajam.com/r/Choco-Party-Good
\_ Another funny one:http://hpbimg.rydell.nl/Map-Movies/Boob-Popper.wmv |
| 2006/1/18-21 [Politics/Domestic/President/Bush, Recreation/Humor] UID:41422 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
1/18 http://www.babybushtoys.com \_ Wow, that looks like an awful lot of work for jokes that are only "heh" level. |
| 2006/1/18-20 [Politics/Domestic/President/Bush, Recreation/Humor] UID:41416 Activity:kinda low |
1/17 The Iraq Invasion as Zork I transcript
http://www.defectiveyeti.com/archives/001561.html
\_ You went to the trouble to transcript that boring drivel?
\_ transcribe
\_ You have missed the humor and been eaten by a Grue.
\_ It's not very humorous. -tom
\_ It was worth a few chuckles. It wasn't the super brilliant
"OMGROFLMAOWTFBBQ!!!!" that 90% of the ditto head "me too!"
commenters made it out to be but it had humor value. You
didn't think "IT IS NOT THAT KIND OF SEAL" was funny?
\_ No. -tom
\_ So what's out there that you do find funny?
\_ Clearly not this.
\_ Clearly. I want to know what he does find
funny.
\_ That was pretty funny, but it didn't need FILL SHOES.
Probably lost some audience with that.
\_ The truth hurts huh?
\_ The weak trolls are out in force today.
\_ nah, the FILL SHOES line was forced, albeit true |
| 2005/12/19-21 [Recreation/Humor, Recreation/Interesting] UID:41071 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
12/19 the video at
http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2005/12/sushiya_etiquet.html
is totally awesome. - danh
\_ http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6905089586228877019
(better net) --dbushong
\_ Kikkoman sauce: http://yoga.at.infoseek.co.jp/flash/kikkomaso.swf
\_ Kikkoman sauce: http://yoga.at.infoseek.co.jp/flash/kikkomaso.swf |
| 2005/12/16-18 [Recreation/Interesting, Recreation/Humor] UID:41048 Activity:kinda low Cat_by:auto |
12/16 Making money from stupid people by selling $15 for $21
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5644161666
\_ More accurately, stupid people make you money by buying $15 for $21.
\_ was bought by someone in the uk. suppose he isn't clear on the
exchange rate.
\_ more like you can probably use it to get around iTunes having
different stores for different countries.
\_ good point. apple sells songs for 79p for the UK ($1.40)
so $21 probably is a great deal for a Brit
\_ Bonus question: USD15 of songs at USD.99/song ::
GBP?? or songs at GBP.79/song ?
(answer--not much of a deal)
\_ Much more lucrative would be selling JP gift cards in the US.
You can buy JPop albums from the music store for ~Y2000 but in the
US, you might pay $50-80 for an import through Amazon. Search
for "Love Jam" (Ai Otsuka) for comparison.
\_ redeeming a JP gift card would probably tricky from here in the
US.
\_ wow, you can make 33% profit with each sale to the UK |
| 2005/12/16-19 [Recreation/Humor] UID:41047 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
12/16 The problem w/ Wikipedia:
http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2005/20051216h.jpg
\_ heh this is pretty funny, thanks |
| 2005/12/16-18 [Recreation/Humor] UID:41043 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
12/16 Today's PVP reminds me of the motd:
http://www.pvponline.com
http://www.pvponline.com/archive/2005/pvp20051216.gif
\_ Today's PVP reminds me that PVP just isn't funny |
| 2005/12/12-14 [Recreation/Humor] UID:40983 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
12/12 The picard song:
http://hjem.wanadoo.dk/~wan13237/darkmateria_the_picard_song.mp3
\_ Holy fucking shit that's awesome. |
| 2005/12/9-11 [Recreation/Computer/Games, Recreation/Dating, Recreation/Humor] UID:40934 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
12/9 New game teaches female sexual gratification:
http://www.boingboing.net/2005/12/08/videogame_teaches_fe.html -John |
| 2005/12/7-9 [Recreation/Humor] UID:40895 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
12/7 Big brains means small balls (at least in bats):
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,17490140-13762,00.html
\_ Is this why all male porn stars are so well-hung? |
| 2005/12/7-9 [Recreation/Humor] UID:40894 Activity:low Cat_by:auto |
12/7 Definitive Guide to Gansta Combat:
http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=414704&page=1
\_ So, umm, the joke is that they are black? Gee that's funny.
\_ Um no. The joke is that they have no idea how to properly
handle a gun. Just like most "urban youth."
\_ You're a retard.
\_ Very funny. -John |
| 2005/12/6-7 [Recreation/Humor, Computer/SW] UID:40876 Activity:nil |
12/6 Hi kchang. You're pretty funny:
"This web site is filled with nothing but trolls, sarcasms, and insults
and should NOT be used as a substitute for honest informational sources
such as http://FoxNews.com and WhiteHouse.gov."
If I want political commentary from you I'll rattle your cage.
\_ It definitely sounds tongue-in-cheek. He's implying both sites are
not "honest" and "informational" |
| 2005/12/6-7 [Reference/Religion, Recreation/Humor] UID:40872 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
12/6 http://shockingfun.zoovy.com/product/POOPOOSNOWMAN And Christians get upset about a "holiday tree"? God I love capitalism! |
| 2005/12/6-7 [Recreation/Humor] UID:40871 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
12/6 Boy, Dutch people are weird. Mildy NSFW.
http://home.kabelfoon.nl/~mjvdh/pag1.html
\_ Ha ha ha "Pame-la" ... (la means drawer in Dutch)
\_ Origin of the idea:
http://home.kabelfoon.nl/~mjvdh/boobycase%203a.html (NSFW) |
| 2005/12/5-7 [Recreation/Computer/Games, Recreation/Humor] UID:40858 Activity:low Cat_by:auto |
12/5 The Japanese game to end all Japanese games.
http://tinyurl.com/9mo2s
http://gpsc.hp.infoseek.co.jp/gspirits_r1_web.wmv
\_ Ew. I want the purity of my eyes back, please.
\_ video game showing panty. Definitely NOT work safe.
\_ That is awesome.
\_ How does one capture output from a game to a .wmv file? Thanks.
\_ TV capture card. |
| 2005/11/28-29 [Recreation/Interesting, Recreation/Humor] UID:40739 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
11/27 Okay, maybe Icelanders are more strange than the Germans:
http://www.hugi.is/hahradi/bigboxes.php?box_id=51208&f_id=1471
\_ No.
\_ Japan trumps that. http://www.devilducky.com/media/38146 |
| 2005/11/25-28 [Recreation/Computer/Games, Recreation/Humor] UID:40734 Activity:moderate Cat_by:auto |
11/25 Girlfriends Against Video Games:
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1514150/20051118/inadjlasddex.jhtml
\_ A girlfriend is not a substitute for a playstation!
\_ for some dead or alive beach volleyball in hd could be
\_ What it hooks up to a fleshlight now?
\_ and Boyfriends Against Girlfriends Against Video Games! |
| 2005/11/25-28 [Recreation/Humor] UID:40732 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
11/25 Pat Morita ("Mr. Miyagi") died yesterday:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051125/ap_on_en_mo/obit_morita |
| 2005/11/7-8 [Recreation/Dating, Recreation/Humor] UID:40479 Activity:low 66%like:40474 |
11/07 without looking at the sites in question, what do you think these are:
http://www.whorepresents.com
\_ Dildos
http://www.expertsexchange.com
\_ Tranny doctors.
http://www.penisland.net
\_ Gay porn
http://www.therapistfinder.com
http://www.powergenitalia.com
\_ Penis enhancements
http://www.molestationnursery.com
\_ I read that http://www.powergenitalia.com didn't really exist, and the host
name was just a joke.
\_ http://www.archive.org foolio.
\_ Oops, I read it wrong. It's a real site, but it's just not
related to the UK company Powergen.
http://www.snopes.com/business/names/powergen.asp
\_ On the contrary: http://http://www.whitehouse.com ...... Sorry, it used to
be a porn site. Now it's not funny anymore.
\_ now check http://http://www.policeman.net
\_ http://http://www.whitehouse.net |
| 2005/11/7 [Recreation/Humor, Industry/Startup] UID:40474 Activity:high 66%like:40479 |
11/07 without looking at the sites in question, what do you think these are:
http://www.whorepresents.com
\_ Dildos
http://www.expertsexchange.com
http://www.penisland.net
\_ Gay porn
http://www.therapistfinder.com
http://www.powergenitalia.com
\_ Penis enhancements
http://www.molestationnursery.com
\_ I read that http://www.powergenitalia.com didn't really exist, and the host
name was just a joke.
\_ http://www.archive.org foolio.
\_ Oops, I read it wrong. It's a real site, but it's just not
\_ Oops, I read it wrong. It's a real company, but it's just not
related to the UK company Powergen.
http://www.snopes.com/business/names/powergen.asp
\_ On the contrary: http://http://www.whitehouse.com ...... Sorry, it used to
be a porn site. Now it's not funny anymore.
\_ http://http://www.snopes.com/business/names/powergen.asp fool.
\_ On the contrary: http://http://www.whitehouse.com |
| 2005/10/31-11/1 [Computer, Recreation/Humor] UID:40354 Activity:nil |
10/31 Civ 4, The Internet wonder
http://netfiles.uiuc.edu/chudnoff/www/gore.jpg
\_ Tell me that was a joke please?
\_ It prolly is a joke but that is how it is in game. Pretty funny. |
| 2005/10/31-11/1 [Recreation/Humor] UID:40351 Activity:low Cat_by:auto |
10/31 Is this real??? http://www.zippyvideos.com/138107019747255.html [The Chinese title says "Squid camouflage (must see!)"] \_ WMP can't play (requires codec) \_ would someone download the clip and put it in /csua/tmp? \_ /csua/tmp/octocamo.wmv \_ Yes, but it's an octopus. Octopodes are awesome. They can change color _and_ skin texture for camoflage; most of their brain is, in fact, dedicated to running their elaborate camo system. \_ also look up cuttlefish. freaking awesome. I've been looking for a place to get one as a pet, but have been unsuccessful so far. \_ Holy shit! That freaked me out more than any Halloween stuff. |
| 2005/10/18-21 [Politics/Domestic/President/Bush, Recreation/Humor] UID:40152 Activity:nil |
10/18 Funny daily show clip on the staged telcon. 2nd half is good too.
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2005/10/18.html#a5429 |
| 2005/10/15-16 [Recreation/Humor] UID:40115 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
10/16 10 steps to becoming Republican:
http://www.thefrown.com/player.php?/frowners/becomerepublican |
| 2005/10/15 [Politics/Foreign, Recreation/Humor] UID:40107 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
10/14 Another Jib Jab on foreign imports and outsourcing:
http://www.jibjab.com/Movies/MoviePlayer.aspx?contentid=122
\_ keywords: Walmart BoxMart Box Mart |
| 2005/10/14 [Recreation/Humor, Recreation/Media] UID:40081 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
10/13 THIS is modern art. (video)
http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=vwl98dU0kY8 |
| 2005/10/11-13 [Finance/CC, Transportation/Car/RoadHogs, Recreation/Humor] UID:40045 Activity:high Cat_by:auto |
10/11 "I Can't Afford My Gasoline" (has sound)
http://toccionline.kizash.com/films/1001/178/index.php
\_ Once we hit $6/gallon, those hybrids will start to look attractive,
too.
\_ It's been over $6/gallon in Europe. Cost me 34 Euro for a half
tank of gas on a Ford Fiesta (rental car) 2 weeks ago. Figures
it would cost around $85 for a full tank. And we're taking puny
car.
\_ do you have a choice? how about Ford Ka?
\_ I don't buy cars that chops heads off of cats.
\_ I probably did, but didn't know how to say it in Spanish.
\_ Where in Europe? Get a SMART.
\_ Was in Spain (Madrid), I don't think Avis has SMART; besides
I don't know if I'd fit in it (too tall).
\_ A colleague of mine drives one. He's 6'6", about 250lbs.
He got it because of the leg room. -John
\_ Take the train. |
| 2005/9/22-23 [Recreation/Humor] UID:39813 Activity:nil |
9/22 'The Aristocrats' = funny |
| 2005/9/22-23 [Recreation/Humor] UID:39807 Activity:moderate Cat_by:auto |
9/22 I've posted my lifelong collection of weird, unusual, and plain
stupid pictures: http://csua.berkeley.edu/~kchang/pix/funny
\_ How about these:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/zete_tic/329.html?page=1#comments -jblack
http://www.livejournal.com/users/zete_tic/329.html?page=1#comments
\_ Wow, I didn't know there were that many stupid people on LJ.
\_ Wow, Bush sure does look heroic in that fighter suit with
stuffed codpiece, doesn't he? I wish he would strut around
like a rooster again and taunt the enemy some more, while
safely in his bunker 10,000 miles away, don't you?
\_ I was hoping you guys had a sense of humor and
post some humorous pics of Bush... oh well.
post some humorous pics of Bush... oh well. -jblack
\_ I was hoping you conservatives had brains and
found some humorous pics that were given to you. oh well
http://csua.berkeley.edu/~kchang/pix/funny/politics/bush
\_ Wow, I thought jblack's pics were stupid, but these
really take the taco.
\_ Uh, which ones did you find acceptable and which
ones did you find offensive?
\_ Not offensive, stupid. "Huh, huh, I
photoshopped in a chimp instead of Bush! I'm
brilliant!" etc. In general the only thing
lamer than collecting a bunch of bad pictures
of someone who is constantly being
photographed, is to make bad pictures with
poor photoshop manipulation.
\_ "Bush in that fighter suit with stuffed cockpiece ......" |
| 2005/9/21 [Science/Disaster, Recreation/Humor] UID:39795 Activity:very high |
9/21 A clip of last night's Daily Show hurricane coverage.
Extremely funny.
Yes it is streaming, sorry.
http://www.livejournal.com/users/dailyshow_video/82699.html
\_ why watch that instead of http://comedycentral.com?
\_ the lj page is in a much cleaner format. |
| 2005/9/5-6 [Science/Disaster, Recreation/Humor] UID:39504 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
9/6 HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA: The Fema Rap
http://www.fema.gov/kids/femarap.htm |
| 2005/9/5-6 [Recreation/Dating, Recreation/Humor] UID:39496 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
9/6 Grape Scented Light Saber
http://download.theforce.net/theater/animation/grapescented/grape_scented.mov
\_ totally hilarious. I can somewhat relate as I can't get laid, and
I have a deep hatred for jocks who rock the ceiling of my
apartment late at 4AM and get laid all the time. |
| 2005/8/22 [Recreation/Humor] UID:39211 Activity:kinda low |
8/20 If I tell a Jewish joke, I'm antisemetic. If I tell a black or
Mexican joke, I'm a racist. But if I tell a Polish joke, I'm
a comedian. Why is this even acceptable?
\_ Actually, no matter what kind of joke you tell, you're a moron. -tom
\_ Have polish jokes been considered funny any time this last oh say...
generation? Hint: no.
\_ Except for the one about the simple pole in the complex plane.
\_ I enjoyed Chris Rock's joke in a comedy show about the difference
between blacks and n*ggers. I wouldn't call him racist. -- Asian |
| 2005/8/19-20 [Consumer/Camera, Recreation/Humor] UID:39183 Activity:nil |
8/18 Practical photography lesson:
"Funny thing about angles and webshots"
http://csua.org/u/d39
\_ Slightly NSFW. |
| 2005/8/17-20 [Recreation/Humor] UID:39151 Activity:nil |
8/17 Mom p0wNz son in WoW forum:
http://tinyurl.com/akgpb (forums.worldofwarcraft.com)
Read post #3 (Brion) and then post #5 (Faydra) (and the rest just
gets funnier)
\_ Yah, phunny, but only the first page.
\_ The mom makes another good post on pg 10-11
\_ Oh yeah, you can just click the magnifying glass next
to their names to see all their posts.
\_ I don't understand why she apologizes. -John
\_ Mom porns son in ...... |
| 2005/8/13-15 [Recreation/Humor] UID:39110 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto Edit_by:auto |
8/13 MY EYES!
http://www.bpninc.com/evideo/video_mac_hi.mov
\_ damn those red states.
\_ keywords: Funny red neck video banjo banjos duet |
| 2005/8/7-11 [Recreation/Humor] UID:39032 Activity:low Cat_by:auto |
8/7 Do you say "soda" or "pop"?
http://www.popvssoda.com
\_ That's fucking awesome! Thanks for the link! I'd like to see one
with sub/hoagie/grinder/hero
\_http://cfprod01.imt.uwm.edu/Dept/FLL/linguistics/dialect/maps.html
You want #64.
\_ I say soda because I was stuck in fucking soda hell while my
bisadm friends were partying and getting straight A's and
screwing up hot chicks and now they already have MBAs and making
tons of money while I'm now stuck being in a fucking code
monkey with my job ready to be outsourced by foreign monkeys
ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I HATE SODA
\_ I lived in the Bay Area for the first 23 years of my life, so
I say "soda". 4 years ago I moved to Eastern Washington where
everyone calls it "pop". I just can't make myself switch. -bz
\_ Then there's the fucked up south.
customer: I'd like a coke please.
waitress: What kind?
customer: How about a Sprite...no make that a Coke.
waitress: Got it. A Coke coke.
\_ Have you actually observed this?
\- you know the CocaCola Corporation has people to go out an
\- you know the CocaCola Corporation has people to go out and
test for this as evidence they are defending their
trademark and not "letting" it become a generic term,
like say "escalator" or "aspirin".
\_ I haven't observed this very exchange, but it is true that
"coke" can mean "Dr. Pepper", "Sprite", or other soda. |
| 2005/8/7-8 [Recreation/Humor] UID:39029 Activity:moderate Cat_by:auto |
8/7 Pancake Rabbit! http://www.syberpunk.com/cgi-bin/index.pl?page=oolong \_ KAWAII!!! \_ Um, how come Japanese people are so weird? \_ http://www.stuffonmycat.com -John \_ Oolong tea? |
| 2005/8/3-5 [Recreation/Humor, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:38980 Activity:nil |
8/3 Okay, basically this looks like the funniest shit ever:
http://accstudios.com/f/comicpreview_page_cover.htm
\_ Yawn. Dismissed as crap months ago. |
| 2005/8/2-4 [Recreation/Humor] UID:38954 Activity:nil |
8/2 Read them all, they are all pretty funny:
http://geekz.co.uk/lovesraymond/archive/show-them-the-code
\_ Man, my geek-fu is weak. I don't get any of these. |
| 2005/7/26-27 [Recreation/Humor, Academia/GradSchool] UID:38838 Activity:nil |
7/26 Was it a Douglas Adams book that had an offhand joke about the
Committee For The Study Of The Exceedingly Obvious?
http://www.thedartmouth.com/article.php?aid=2005071201040 |
| 2005/7/23-25 [Recreation/Humor] UID:38790 Activity:nil |
7/23 The site is pretty funny:
http://petakillsanimals.com
Includes PETA empolyees arrested for animal cruelty, etc. |
| 2005/7/11 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll/Jblack, Recreation/Humor] UID:38527 Activity:nil |
7/11 http://www.freerepublic.com/images/freepathon/petersvi20-vi.gif http://www.freerepublic.com/images/freepathon/DemsJumpO-vi.jpg Funny comic [jblack] \_ immature not so funny conservative comics to be deleted |
| 2005/7/9-12 [Recreation/Humor] UID:38501 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
7/9 girl in a bikini falling endlessly
http://www.thechump.com/neverendingfall.swf
\_ I think she's double jointed
\_ I think she came from http://www.realdoll.com
\_ This is cool and yet really creepy. |
| 2005/7/7-9 [Recreation/Humor] UID:38460 Activity:low Cat_by:auto |
7/7 Here's a fairly amusing comic about being an exchange student in
Russia:
http://www.bigcheesepress.com/brandt.php?n=f
\_ Wow. It's like a blog, but much, much more work. I like.
\_ I read through the lot of them, overall it's okay, but this one
made me laugh out loud:
http://www.bigcheesepress.com/brandt.php?c=2005-07-01
-dans
\_ HAHA. That guy looks just like someone I know from Ukrain.
\_ Heh, cute. I like, too. And I got a kick out of the same one dans
did, too. -alexf
\_ IMO, the Russia strips are kind of week compared to her ones from
home, though the once I picked out above is still my favorite:
http://www.dailycardinalcomics.com/everyonedrunkbutme
-dans
\- i have no idea what any of the above means but i though
comment at #7 by ucb math prof R. BORCHERDS was pretty
entertaining, from: http://csua.org/u/ahe
Feel free to gift me any of those books. ok tnx.
\_ "Bogoliubov was probably the leading Soviet field theorist.
The claim on the back that this is an undergraduate textbook
should not be taken seriously outside Russia." Haha! -- ilyas
\- my other russian associates also found this pretty
humorous [berkeley physics phd, ucsf phd]. |
| 2005/7/7 [Computer/SW/Apps, Recreation/Humor] UID:38449 Activity:nil |
7/6 http://www.geekcruises.com \_ I thought this was a humor link until I clicked further and saw a plethora of PDFs that contain real information, or information too detailed to not have been a joke. \_ Wow. I've only known about Linux Lunacy. Didn't know there so many others. The Photoshop Fling and Roaming Reflection seems like a good option for a photographer. |
| 2005/7/4-5 [Recreation/Humor] UID:38410 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
7/4 Strap-On Veterans For Truth:
http://www.straponvets.com
\_ Reminds me of the movie "To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie
Newmar" |
| 2005/7/3-5 [Recreation/Humor] UID:38404 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
7/3 Someone auctioning his x-gf's stuff for revenge:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5594026579
\_ Mmm. Bidding on stolen property. This can only end well.
\_ Winning bidder: http://csua.org/u/clv
"NON PAYING BIDDER HAS LEFT ME SEVERAL HARRASSING/THREATENING
EMAILS"
Sounds like these two were made for each other.
\_ No bras or penties. Who would want to buy it?
\_ Wow, I guess you've got something in common with David Beckham. |
| 2005/6/28-29 [Recreation/Humor, Recreation/Travel] UID:38339 Activity:high |
6/29 Freestar Media: "Lost Liberty Hotel" proposed on Justice Souter's
http://www.freestarmedia.com/hotellostliberty2.html
\_ It's too bad the "developer" decided to be so heavy-handed with
his message. I think a more subtle approach would have been
funnier.
\_ Losing your home is never funny. Talk about missing the point.
\_ Giving a precedent for taking your home away in this way
isn't funny. Talk about missing the point.
\_ You must be young. The point is that this guy knows he
is not going to be able to flatten a USSC justice's home
to build his hotel. This is not going to set any
precedent. The USSC already said what he's doing is ok.
He is showing how stupid and unfair the ruling is.
\_ I don't think they're trying give a message. I think they're
really trying to condemn Souter's home.
\_ It says its not a joke. I think it would be awesome though,
a good illustration to the people who change policy without
thought that it could effect them. -mrauser |
| 2005/6/26-28 [Recreation/Humor] UID:38307 Activity:nil |
6/26 funny, http://www.flickr.com/photos/hep/21765956 might be too gay for your workplace. - danh \_ why is it funny? I see something similar all the time. |
| 2005/6/17-18 [Recreation/Humor] UID:38172 Activity:nil |
6/16 Heh, political cartoon about "Live 8"
http://www.filibustercartoons.com
\_ Just curious, does this site get a lot of play on freeper?
\_ I have no idea. I don't read free republic I think this
site is funny, so I check it regularly. -op
\_ With all due respect, I find it about as informed and
funny, in its intended sense, as freeper.
\_ That's fine, don't read it. Political cartoons are
rarely funny to everybody. You notice I didn't post
it as an IP address to try and fool you or something.
\_ And I appreciate that, I truly do. |
| 2005/6/7-8 [Computer/SW/OS/OsX, Recreation/Humor] UID:38024 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
6/7 http://s94009834.onlinehome.us/xyz/move.html Nifty Javascript. Doesn't work well on OSX Firefox but pretty well on OSX IE and OSX Safari |
| 2005/6/7-8 [Recreation/Humor] UID:38006 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
6/7 Asian rap: http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/asianpride.htm |
| 2005/6/7-8 [Science/Electric, Recreation/Humor] UID:38004 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
6/7 Lonely dateless geeky Asian men invent ballroom dancing robot. If
only they'd make Geisha bots...
http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/06/07/robots.ballroom |
| 2005/6/2-3 [Recreation/Humor] UID:37938 Activity:nil 80%like:37931 |
6/1 http://www.nickscipio.com/funstuff/archive8/2005-06-01_linuxgeek.html http://www.nickscipio.com/funstuff/archive8/2005-05-31_monitorarch.html geek humor (SFW) \_ haha thanks that's pretty funny. Please keep posting funny stuff! \_ warning: those may be SFW (inasmuch as obviously not doing work is SFW) but clicking elsewhere on that site resulted in a NSFW. \_ I liked this one: http://www.nickscipio.com/funstuff/archive8/2005-05-22_fredphelps.html |
| 2005/6/1-2 [Recreation/Humor] UID:37931 Activity:high 80%like:37938 |
6/1 http://www.nickscipio.com/funstuff/picture.html and http://www.nickscipio.com/funstuff/archive8/2005-05-31_monitorarch.html geek humor (SFW) \_ haha thanks that's pretty funny. Please keep posting funny stuff! \_ warning: those may be SFW (inasmuch as obviously not doing work is SFW) but clicking elsewhere on that site resulted in a NSFW. \_ I liked this one: http://www.nickscipio.com/funstuff/archive8/2005-05-22_fredphelps.html \_ First link is now Not Safe For Work. |
| 2005/5/27-31 [Recreation/Humor] UID:37853 Activity:nil |
5/26 http://www.storewars.org/flash/index.html Store Wars, funny/humor site. |
| 2005/5/26-27 [Recreation/Humor] UID:37849 Activity:moderate Cat_by:auto |
5/26 This old ad is great.
http://www.boardsmag.com/screeningroom/commercials/235
\_ This is sick.
\_ Am I right assuming the above is NWS?
\_ Not in particular really.
\_ Oh ffs, it's fine. Do you work for the moonies? "Oh
dear! She showed an ankle!" Sigh. -John
\_ It's not risque or anything, but it came on without
a prompt when I looked at it and I would suggest having
the volume turned down. (I hadn't noticed that my wife
had the volume up before watching and got a bit of a
shock.) BTW, it's not all that. -- ulysses |
| 2005/5/23-26 [Recreation/Humor] UID:37805 Activity:nil |
5/23 Ok, this is pretty funny (Star Wars joke)
http://www.shortpacked.com |
| 2005/5/15 [Recreation/Humor] UID:37688 Activity:kinda low |
5/14 Someone wanted an amusing link: http://csua.org/u/c2p Sort of like a mix between Walter Miller, The Eye of Argon and enormous amounts of drugs and too much free time. -John \_ On a scale of 0-10: Funny if sober=-1, funny if you're a retards=10 \_ get a sense of humor. It was amusing. \_ "if you're a retard" without the 's'. |
| 2005/5/11-12 [Recreation/Humor] UID:37629 Activity:nil |
5/11 Heh (funny videogame comic).
http://www.vgcats.com/comics |
| 2005/5/9-11 [Reference/Religion, Recreation/Humor] UID:37588 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto Edit_by:auto |
5/9 http://www.thebricktestament.com Something both Athiests and Religious right wing nuts can enjoy \_ one fugly baby: .../exodus/too_many_hebrews/ex01_17.html \_ Keywords: lego legos bible bibles jesus funny |
| 2005/5/3-4 [Recreation/Humor] UID:37491 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
5/3 Revenge CD + Ear plugs:
http://wishingfish.com/revengecd.html
\_ OH. My. God. THANK YOU SO MUCH! I've been looking for this
for the longest time. Now I can finally accomplish my objectives.
Long live John, the greatest motder on csua!
\_ If you like, I can post a complimentary mpeg of me thumping
my manly chest. -John
\_ Can you put track3 on /csua/tmp as mp3? ;) |
| 2005/5/3 [Recreation/Humor] UID:37470 Activity:high |
5/3 If would be funny if someone JIBEs some Spanishized motd.
\_ HA HA HA HA this is hilarious |
| 2005/4/26-27 [Recreation/Humor] UID:37361 Activity:nil |
4/25 Funny immature cartoons:
http://happytreefriends.atomfilms.com/watch_episodes |
| 2005/4/2-5 [Recreation/Humor] UID:37049 Activity:nil Edit_by:auto |
4/2 Really funny Best Buy drunken mail-in rebate call:
http://forums.dealcatcher.com/m_316229/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm |
| 2005/4/1-2 [Recreation/Media, Recreation/Humor] UID:37028 Activity:nil |
4/1 New Dr Who announces that he is quiting (no joke)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/entertainment/tv_and_radio
Weird to quit after your first episode is shown and got good
reviews and ratings |
| 2005/3/28 [Recreation/Humor] UID:36919 Activity:nil |
3/28 http://www.cosmeticgyn.net \_ Funny. I saw ads for this in the LA Weekly the last time I was down there. Up here, it's ads for electrolytic hair removal that amuse me. -- ulysses |
| 2005/3/24-25 [Reference/Religion, Recreation/Humor] UID:36857 Activity:kinda low Cat_by:auto |
3/24 The Fellowship Baptist Creation Science Fair!
http://objective.jesussave.us/creationsciencefair.html
Winners include "My Uncle Is A Man Named Steve (Not A Monkey)",
"Women Were Designed For Homemaking", and "Using Prayer To Microevolve
Latent Antibiotic Resistance In Bacteria".
\_ Wow. That last one made me laugh out loud. Until I went to the
link and saw that it was real. -emarkp
\_ It's not.
\_ It's not. Main evidence: the
non-existence of "Fellowship University",
where their various "experts" are
supposedly professors.
\_ You missed such jems as: "Pokemon Prove Evolutionism Is False"
and "Rocks Can't Evolve, Where Did They Come From Mr. Darwin?"
-jrleek
\_ Jesus Christ is getting stronger every single day, and will finally
come back to rule the earth! In another news, Christians are
building a space ship, RESISTANCE IS FUTILE, YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED
\_ there's a space ship behind the comet
\_ Unfortunately this site is satire. Check out the Landover Baptist
site that they link to: http://www.landoverbaptist.org
\_ No, I don't think so. It is getting harder and harder to
tell parody from seriousness from these guys, but they
comdemn Landover Baptist Church:
http://objective.jesussave.us/shutdown.html
Okay, this convinces me:
http://www.cafepress.com/objectivemin.11596947
They have *got* to be kidding. |
| 2005/3/24-25 [Politics/Domestic, Recreation/Humor] UID:36847 Activity:high |
3/24 Best commentary on the Schiavo clusterfuck evAR:
http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/war45.html -dans
\_ No. Commentary is written in sentences and paragraphs. Comics
involve art, and graphically based humor. This is neither. It is
in the same category as that fucking talking penguin.
\_ you mean pokey the penguin? i love pokey! - danh
\_ i don't know his name. it's from This Modern World. death to
the penguin!
\_ Tom Tomorrow >> the above crap
\_ tom tomorrow sucks ass. He is neither a real cartoonist
nor a real editorialist. He is a guy who uses
unspeakably shitty art to make simple minded points
using non-funny sarcasm. he is an insult to
real cartoonists everywhere.
\_ wow, "unspeakably shitty art"? wtf is your problem?
no, more plausible is you hate the message. who is
a "real" cartoonist or "real" editorialist? you have
been classified as: a fucking idiot.
\_ Actually, I usually agree with his message.
Examples of real cartoonists would include
Trudeau, McGruder, Larson, Waterson, and Andy
Singer. Editorialists are people who *write*
in *English*, in actual sentences and paragraphs.
Tomorrow is simply a shitty, no-talent hack who
sells his crap to people who like his message
so much that they have blinded themselves to his
lack of talent.
\_ Political cartoons are editorial in nature...
I'm not saying TT is so wonderful but his
art and his english sentences carry as much
weight as most other political blatherers out
there. How is http://www.andysinger.com/sample5.html
\_ The only thing funny about
this is the liberal/author-
itarian implication that
people wouldn't voluntarily
follow traffic lights.
They most certainly would.
(think blackouts) -phuqm
any different? It's worse than most of TT.
Larson and Watterson are a completely different
category.
\_ Michael Ramirez of the LA Times is a real
cartoonist! http://csua.org/u/bhi
-troll
\_ Well, he's better than Tom Tommorow. He
actually draws funny pictures.
\_ this one is pretty dang shitty:
http://www.latimes.com/includes/ramirez/ramirez_20050306.gif
\_ Thank you oh great anonymous wanker who knows all of art,
commentary, and humor. A few suggestions to guarantee that you
never let any wisdom taint your blessedly naive omnipotence.
1) Avoid dictionaries. Even the literal meaning of words can
be dangerous.
2) Don't ever read {Understanding, Reinventing} Comics by Scott
McCloud
3) Don't ever enroll in a top notch Bachelor of Fine Arts
program. You will have your ass handed to you on a platter.
4) Don't ever enroll in a top notch Master of Fine Arts
program. Your ass will be flambeed, and then handed to you
on platter. This will be done in front of an audience as a
performance art piece, and filmed for posterity. -dans
\_ As stupid as I think the whole Schiavo thing is, I'm really
not sure what was supposed to be funny about these comics.
-jrleek
\_ that's great
\_ FUCKING LAME, don't waste your time reading it. The best jokes are
quick and to the point, like The Far Side. This is neither.
\_ There's no accounting for taste. |
| 2005/3/24 [Recreation/Humor] UID:36842 Activity:nil |
3/23 This is seriously the funniest thing I have seen in a while:
http://www.epsilonminus.com/darquedungeon
\_ you should get out more.
\_ Hey man, NIN r0x! You guys just don't understand meeeeeeee...
\_ They talk about goths, but all the music they mention is
techno-industrial. Besides, girls in black plastic are a good
thing. |
| 2005/3/11-12 [Recreation/Humor] UID:36647 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
3/11 Humor of the day:
http://compilers.cs.ucla.edu/~kchang/2005/VisitDay/Supper |
| 2005/3/7-8 [Politics/Domestic/President/Bush, Recreation/Humor] UID:36573 Activity:moderate Cat_by:auto |
3/7 Wouldn't it be funny if you type Republican on google and out comes
anti-Republican sites? YOU CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN! On your homepage, insert
the following "<a href=http://www.bushin30seconds.orgRepublican</a>"
If you get enough friends to do this and if they can do the same, it
will happen! Now go and spread the word!!!
\_ Eh. Googlebombing is so 2002. Try starting a blog, they're much
more effective at googlebombing than static web sites. -dans |
| 2005/3/7 [Recreation/Humor] UID:36571 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
3/7 If you have a penis, I recommend dropping reference of this site
to your sex partners:
http://fellatiouniversity.com
There's a quick and handy bookmark too:
http://fellatiouniversity.com/images/FU-bookmark.pdf |
| 2005/3/2-3 [Recreation/Humor] UID:36493 Activity:nil |
3/2 Why do foreigners especially E Europeans and Russians insist on
insulting people using their funny commie accents? Why don't they
listen to themselves on tape and make attempts at improving
themselves? -- !ilyas
\_ Why do Westerners especially Americans insist on insulting people
using their funny American accents? Why don't they listen to
themselves on tape and make attempts at improving themselves? |
| 2005/3/2-3 [Recreation/Celebrity/MichaelJackson, Recreation/Humor] UID:36488 Activity:kinda low Cat_by:auto |
3/2 What does Michael Jackson looks like before all the face
surgery? His current face is like a ghost everytime I look at it.
\_ I remember seeing pictures of his early days, and he looked like a
normal black person with dark skin and African complexion. Nothing
as scary as how he is today.
\_ http://anomalies-unlimited.com/Jackson.html
The complete horrific history.
\_ Why does anyone give a shit about Michael Jackson now? The 80's
are over, folks.
\_ Wow, there's a new entry since last time I looked.
That's... disturbing. |
| 2005/3/1-3 [Recreation/Humor, Finance/Investment] UID:36474 Activity:high |
3/1 Why do people say 'rate of speed?' -- ilyas
\_ Speed is d(distance)/dt. Rate of speed is a specific, determinant
value. It's legalese. It has to be that accurate.
\_ Ok, 'rate' is used to mean 'measure,' rather than
'rate of change.' That makes sense. That's unfortunately
ambiguous though, and it always sounded jarring to me. -- ilyas
\_ it's funny and redundant because speed already means
rate of change of position to you. distiniguish it from
rate of inflation, rate of decline, etc. and realize
some yokels said rate of speed instead of rate of movement.
not any more silly than "ATM machine" etc.
\_ What's wrong with the term "rate of speed"? Ever heard of
dv/dt?
\_ It has more syllables. If you want a serious answer, that's probably\
the real reason. Same with "nukular"--some people just like to add
\_ People don't use it to mean dv/dt. -- ilyas
\_ People don't use it to mean dv/dt. Also, you know, I don't
mean your regular people off the street. I mean 'professional
news people.' Kind of depressing, really. -- ilyas
\_ "It made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs"
\_ If it's dv/dt, it would be "rate of change of speed".
\_ It has more syllables. If you want a serious answer, that's probably
the real reason. Same with "nukular"--some people just like to add
syllables.
\_ That's horrible. They should really utilize a shorter word.
\_ +1 funny.
\_ the same reason that people believe in organized religion:
because they don't use their brains.
\_ hey, lookey, a dictionary uses the exact phrase!
http://www.bartleby.com/61/13/R0051300.html
\_ amazing
\_ People who nitpick on minute things like typo, grammar, and
what not have above average IQ, but not much higher.
\_ You don't get out very much, do you? Perhaps you should, like,
give your everquest a break and like, meet some real people.
\_ I believe the word you're looking for is "prig."
\_ But this is neither a typo nor a grammar problem.
\_ Because most people are kind of confused about the
difference between movement, speed and accelaration.
\_ hey I got a great idea, how about sharing an MP3 of your voice.
Let's see if we can improve your loud, annoying non-native accent.
That and maybe proper grooming will definitely help you get more
chicks.
\_ Because language works and evolves in ways that my not be
completely "logical". Think about expressions like "cheap at
half the price", or words like "orthogonal", which gets used
metaphorically, or "finite" which some people use to mean
greater than zero. For that matter, think about things like
the negation in Russian "ja nikogda ne...". However, amazingly
enough, we still manager to seem to be able to understand
each other.
\_ But "rate of speed" is logical. It's legalese. One could argue
that their speed was the distance traveled over the time it took.
If they were going 100 mph, then got caught in bumper-to-bumper,
they could say they weren't "speeding" because they averaged
40mph. Rate of speed pins it down. |
| 2005/3/1 [Science/Disaster, Recreation/Humor] UID:36469 Activity:high Cat_by:auto |
3/1 Quantum Sleeper!
http://www.qsleeper.com
\_ Foster, you're dead!
\_ Ha ha! Whoever wants to harm you can just wait outside until you
have to go to the bathroom.
\_ Yes, I hear tornados are very patient.
\_ Tornados can't uproot the whole sleeper?
\_ Look at the list of features fool, it includes a toiletry system!!
\_ Can you turn your excrement into an offensive weapon
from inside the bed? |
| 2005/2/22-23 [Reference/Religion, Recreation/Humor] UID:36369 Activity:moderate Cat_by:auto |
2/22 emarkp, does your baby have mad book?
http://www.users.muohio.edu/miyamadm/babygotbook512.mov
\_ That was pretty awesome.
\_ FUNNY! Best hilarious site of the year. I wonder how many death
threats this guy got from religious right fundamentalists though.
\_ Ummm... presumably none. Most fundies like this sort of
stuff.
\_ Yeah, I don't think this would offend many Christians.
\_ I don't go to URL's without descriptions. Especially from the motd.
And I'm done answering anonymous questions. -emarkp
\_ And you've had your sense of humor surgically removed, I see.
\_ Not that I'm all that sympathetic to emarkp, but don't be
fucking stupid. I don't think having all the anti-religious
trolls beating on you can reasonably be likened to a 'joke'.
Dumbass.
\_ Thank you, leave him alone. He's usually wrong, but at
least he sticks by his opinions and signs his posts, which
is more than I can say for most of the third-rate
repressed schoolyard bully types. -John
\_ It's a parody of the music video "I Like Big Butt." The title is
"I Like Big Bible," and it encourages people to read the Bible.
And thanks for answering anon questions, you're a brave soul.
You have a lot of guts standing up for your belief knowing
that you'll be ridiculed over and over again. It takes a lot of
guts & faith to do that, and I respect that a lot in a man. Most
people wouldn't have done the same. Emarkp, you're one fine man
in my book, and you're cool -emarkp's agnostic admirer
\_ I'll second that. -mice
\_ thirded. -- ilyas
\_ Fourthed (and I think this applies to jrleek too,
for that matter). Though, to the PP, the title of
the video is "Baby Got Book" and it's a parody of the
Sir Mix-A-Lot song "Baby Got Back".
- anonymous motd agnostic socialist coward
\_ Read this post out loud in a Stuart Smalley voice for hours
of fun. |
| 2005/2/22-23 [Recreation/Humor, Reference/Religion, Science/Biology] UID:36366 Activity:very high Cat_by:auto |
2/22 Dear motd conservatives, what do you have to say about this:
http://tinyurl.com/45m4w (Scientific American on evolution).
We know who you are, please answer.
\_ Read this and then maybe you can start to reconsider some of
the assumptions implicit in your question:
http://www.townhall.com/columnists/georgewill/gw20050106.shtml
\_ Einstein meant he wasn't an atheist in the crusading sense, but
he was an atheist in the essential, didn't believe in God sense:
"From the viewpoint of a Jesuit priest I am, of course, and
have always been an atheist ... I have repeatedly said that in
my opinion the idea of a personal God is a childlike one. You
may call me an agnostic, but I do not share the crusading
spirit of the professional atheist whose fervor is mostly due
to a painful act of liberation from the fetters of religious
indoctrination received in youth. I prefer an attitude of
humility corresponding to the weakness of our intellectual
understanding of nature and of our being."
"It was, of course, a lie what you read about my religious
convictions, a lie which is being systematically repeated. I do
not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but
have expressed it clearly. If something is in me which can be
called religious then it is the unbounded admiration for the
structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it."
\_ Einstein is going to hell! -Christian
\_ People are dumb, they believe all sorts of weird crap. Even on
the MOTD, Berkeley, etc. I've encountered people who believe
that evolution isn't a proven theory, or that quantum mechanics
is wrong, or that classical mechanics is wrong and therefore
invalid, or that a so-called "red state" is completely republican
or a so-called "blue state" is completely democratic, or that
tsunamis shouldn't cause deaths because people should be able
to swim out of it, etc. etc. Trying to convince them otherwise
is just a futile exercise in frustration because after a certain
age people's minds just calcify. I mean, if you think about it
seriously, doesn't the concept of a guy who can tell what's going
on 24/7 on a planet with over six billion people seem a bit
ridiculous? Or the fact that a bunch of migrant Jews would know
better than anyone else that their version of god is the true
version vs. all the others? If you think about it, it's somewhat
ironic that a minor cultish sect of judaism took over the
Western world. I bet if you were living back then in Roman times
you'd bet the farm that we'd all still be praying to Jupiter in
the next couple of milleniums. Of course, if you were talking to
a Born Again Christian they'd say it proves their faith. What
it really proves is that you can fool a lot of people a lot of
the time, and we as a human species like to be fooled a lot.
\_ See, I am not religious but I have a lot of problems with
evolution. For one thing, some evolution 'defenders' (it's very
odd that a theory would need defenders in the first place) have
taken on decidedly militant tones lately. It's very misleading
to talk about evolution as a 'proven theory,' firstly because
evolution is an empirical claim and as such isn't something you
prove, and secondly because there is no single 'theory of
evolution.' The theory, like many mature theories, undergone
evolution.' The theory, like many mature theories, has undergone
several revisions because it disagreed with the data, and as
such had to be fixed. Evolution as a theory has a lot of problems
that need fixing. I wish people would stop wasting time with
the fundies, and similarly stopped treating evolution itself in a
fundy way, and started fixing problems with it. Or finding new
ways to hunt fossils. On a related topic, I am very interested
in the current state of the art on the origins of life question,
which is the big unsolved gorilla you need to tackle if you
accept the 'western secular' interpretation of life. I would
also like to add my extreme scepticism towards current
explanations for certain events in the Earth's past, like the
advent of multicellularity, and the Cambrian explosion. -- ilyas
\_ I postulate God created the Universe! and left all those
fossils to lead the heathens to Satan
\_ You seem to have confused "conservatives" with "young-earth
creationists". I'm the former, but not the latter. (And Scientific
American proved itself as a rag in its attack on "The Skeptical
Environmentalist") -emarkp
\_ I really don't understand why people (on both sides) think
evolution contradicts God/relligion. What if God desgined
the principle of evolution?
\_ because the Bible is the "word of god", and evolution
directly contradicts most of the Bible's creation story. -tom
\_ Some people (why, it's beyond me) interpret the Hebrew word
'yom' which was translated to English 'day' to mean a
literal 24-hour period in the highly symbolic account in
Genesis. -emarkp
\_ Even if you accept the idea that Genesis doesn't
represent literal days, it is still completely wrong.
And things like the Great Flood clearly never happened.
-tom
\_ There's no historical evidence of the exodus, yet I
accept that as history. Some people argue for a
limited geography flood (rather than global) which
I'm objecting to less than previously. I know that
the scientific evidence strongly contradicts the
flood--but then it also strongly contradicts the
resurrection, walking on water, etc. I don't know
where dinosaurs figure in (or early hominids) but I
don't reject the scientific evidence, nor do I
dismiss the teachings of scripture. -emarkp
\_ yes, we're well aware of your ability to believe
mutually contradictory things. My original point
was just that people who are not so good at that
find science to be threatening, since the
implication is that their "Word of God" is just
a bunch of made-up stories. -tom
\_ It shouldn't be surprising that people can feel
threatened when their beliefs are attacked
on a regular basis by fallacious logic. The
hard part is separating the reasonable
arguments (no scientific evidence for global
flood) vs. the fallacious assertions (Jesus
wasn't resurrected) vs. fallacious logic (God
can't create a rock too big to lift, so he must
not be omnipotent!). -emarkp
\_ Well, it's not that hard; you can do what
you just did, which is put two red
herrings out there to deflect from the
fact that you've already lost the
argument. -tom
\_ Hewbrew? Some fundies have problems accepting the idea
that the King James version isn't the pure translation.
\_ There are problematic issues when you accept evolution and try
to reconcile it with Adam and Eve. Like, who were the birth
parents of Adam & Eve? Did they have souls, etc.? -emarkp
\_ what if the birth parents of adam&eve had slightly
different mitochondrial dna and rna.. the mutation in
eve's mitochondrial dna and/or rna resulted in a new
species (since mitochondrial dna and rna is only passed
down maternally.) (of course, this is assuming that
it was not literally adam's rib that resulted in eve.)
\_ That's the trouble with religion. You never know which
bits of nonsense are 'highly symbolic' (i.e. 'yom') and
which are literal truth (i.e. Adam and Eve). It's fairly
obviously to me Adam and Eve were not literally first
obvious to me Adam and Eve were not literally first
humans. -- ilyas
\_ But they appear to have been real individuals who made
an important decision. But then I believe that prophets
today clairfy sticky issues like that. -emarkp
\_ Wow. That's really cool. In my religion, prophets
get like, nailed to crosses, or beheaded or end up
wandering aimlessly in deserts for 40 years. What's
your current prophet's name? I'd like to send him an
email and get some clarifications. thanks.
\_ What makes you think they were real? Just because
there's a legend about them? Don't you see how
fucking retarded that is?
\_ I accept the Bible as a record of revelations. I
don't claim it to be perfect/inerrant, etc.
Reading that record strongly indicates there were
two people named Adam and Eve in Genesis. -emarkp
\_ You don't address my question. I ask you why
accept that. There's no basis for accepting it.
\_ You asked if I believed that Adam and Eve
were real just because there's a legend
about them. Reparsing that, my answer is:
no. -emarkp
\_ Well my further question is why you
accept the bible as a record when there
are obvious problems with that. Just
taking the Mormon stuff separately, you
are basing a huge set of beliefs on the
mere assertion of one man. I find that
to be ridiculous. And absurd that God
would operate in such a feeble fashion.
(Although I believe the same basically
goes for Christ, at least the claim there
is that various miracles were witnessed
by multitudes.)
\_ Along this thread, i've wondered why
the Stargate series hasn't touched on
christianity. seems a logical plot
path.
\_ One man? How's that? There were 11
witnesses of the golden plates that
the BoM was translated from. -emarkp
\_ Oh 11? I wasn't aware of that. See,
God's not too good at getting His
message across. Since 11 people
saw it I'll believe it now.
\_ Glad I could help.
\_ What would you do if somehow
something came up that proved
Mormonism was untrue? Would
be willing to accept that or
just have faith that it's
true anyway? I guess I'm
thinking like a verifiable
diary of the dude admitting
he cooked it all up in order
to reap the benefits of
ruling a cult.
\_"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by
rulers as useful." -- Seneca
by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful." -- Seneca
\_ Great quote, thanks. I also found this quote by the
same: "I don't trust liberals, I trust conservatives".
Heh.
\_ http://www.skinnypanda.com/pastepisodes/2005/05-02-21.gif
\_ This is hilarious!!! Best jotd, thanks for sharing this.
\_ how many death threats did the author get from this?
\_ Crap I laughed my ass off -- One of the more brilliant things
I've seen on the internet so far -- much better than "tubgirl"
\_ 1. Conservative != Religious. I'm sure there are plenty of
atheist conservatives. 2. You cannot reason with religious people
about their religion, especially if it's Christianity/Islam/
Mormonism, etc., religions that say "This is the way the Universe
works exactly even if your own eyes say otherwise", as opposed to
other religions that don't try to tell you exactly how the Universe
works but just try to give people a moral framework and some
philosophical insight. Like Governor Jesse Ventura said, religion
is mostly for people who cannot deal with the philosophical
implications of what happens when you die, when did the Universe
begin/was it always here/how will it end, etc. If you cannot
figure it out yourself, life becomes hard because it makes reality
harder to cope with. So you turn to religion to give you answers.
Or, you've been brought up with it or your country/community
encourages/forces it.
But trying to "reason" with religious people is hopeless since they
have already accepted conflicting information in order to gain the
above answers to the difficult questions of life, even if it does
seem silly to some to base your understanding of reality on texts
writting 2000+ years ago. Would you trust a surgeon from 2000 years
ago to operate on you? |
| 2005/2/21-22 [Recreation/Humor, Computer/Theory] UID:36343 Activity:nil Edit_by:auto |
2/21 Robot Chicken was one of the funniest shows I've seen on TV in
a long, long time. Was that really ilyas in the third X-files
screen test scene?? -meyers
\_ can I download this somewhere? I don't have a TV...
\_ http://www.mininova.org/tor/9884 |
| 2005/2/19-20 [Recreation/Humor, Recreation/Stripclub] UID:36251 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
2/19 http://tinyurl.com/6q6vu Strip Club becomes an Art Club |
| 2005/2/18-20 [Recreation/Computer/Games, Recreation/Humor] UID:36240 Activity:low Cat_by:auto Edit_by:auto |
2/18 http://everquest2.station.sony.com/pizza A sign of the times, or something \_ it would be cool if I could use motd to order pizza, because that's pretty addictive as well. \_ Just post your home address and credit card number, and we'll, uh, order something for you. \_ Everquest rules! |
| 2005/2/18-19 [Computer/SW/Languages/Misc, Computer/SW/Languages, Recreation/Humor] UID:36232 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
2/18 A parent's primer to computer slang
http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/kidtalk.mspx -John
\_ "Was this information helpful to you? Yes"
\_ "Please tell us more:" "omgwtfbbq" -geordan |
| 2005/2/15-16 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll/Jblack, Recreation/Humor] UID:36189 Activity:kinda low |
2/15 Funniest thing I have seen in a long time:
http://www.stopabductions.com
I can't tell if he is serious or not...
\_ I've posted that a million times before on the motd, and it gets
deleted every time. What makes you so special?
\_ The secret is to post it with a freeper troll, so the motd
censor feels self-righteous and deletes the obvious bait
and leaves the other one alone. |
| 2005/2/11 [Recreation/Humor] UID:36148 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
2/11 BIG BUNNY!!!! http://www.big-bunny.com (worksafe) |
| 2005/2/8-9 [Recreation/Humor] UID:36098 Activity:moderate |
2/8 Anyone buy from http://t-shirthumor.com? They're on the up and up, right? They won't sell my credit card number to NAMBLA? In general, how should I look into this kinda of thing? (Whether sites are legit, not NAMBLA, you perv.) \_ I already gave your info to NAMBLA back when yermom asked me to. \_ So, you're more concerned that some credit card thief might be a pervert than that they will steal your money and ruin your credit? You voted for Bush, didn't you? \_ BWAHAHAHA! You're an idiot! -!op \_ You seem to have trouble with this whole "humor" thing, huh? -!pp \_ BWAHAHAHA! You're ALSO an idiot! -!op \_ BWAHAHAHA! You're ALSO an idiot! -!op \_ OMG, the motd is caught in an infinite loop! \_ OMG, the motd is caught in an infinite loop! \_ NAMBLA? North American Marlon Brando Look Alike? [ deleting bitch. ] \_ North American Man Balogna Love Association -- for those who truly love their lunch meats. |
| 2005/2/4 [Recreation/Humor, Recreation/Media] UID:36065 Activity:nil |
2/4 How funny someone asked about doggy bags below. Seinfeld talks
about it in his stand-up routine tonight. |
| 2005/1/30 [Recreation/Dating, Health, Recreation/Humor] UID:35978 Activity:nil |
1/30 Never mind that PETA seems to be confusing their cause of animal
rights with the cause of male sexual health, but this is pretty funny.
http://www.petatv.com/tvpopup/Prefs.asp?video=super_bowl_60 |
| 2005/1/30 [Recreation/Humor] UID:35977 Activity:very high Cat_by:auto |
1/30 Hilarious 1980s TV commercials from Soviet-dominated Estonia
http://www.lehvalehva.ee/inc/teenused_reklaamfilmid_sisu.php
\_ A totally unrelated VW one:
http://70.85.14.98/photos/commercials/video/vwbomber.mov
\_ OMG ROFFLE
\_ link doesn't work
\_ Works fine; some of them are no longer on that page. |
| 2005/1/28-29 [Recreation/Humor] UID:35963 Activity:kinda low Cat_by:auto |
1/28 I have a feeling most motd'ers will be on the receiving end of
http://papernapkin.net, rather than giving the address out. But in the
name of being fully-informed...
http://papernapkin.net
\_ "You have recieved this email because your sysadmin doesn't actually
give a fuck about your problems. RTFM."
\_ In the footsteps of that rejection phone number that people
give out.
\_ Oh man this is funny.
\_ Geeks are too shy to get that far. They just stare at the chick.
\_ I feel sorry for you. Perhaps you should get therapy for your
chronic lack of self-confidence. |
| 2005/1/25 [Politics/Domestic/President/Bush, Recreation/Humor] UID:35896 Activity:kinda low |
1/26 Awesome. MOTD full of 5 most important subjects: Bush, Abortion,
Death Penalty, Iraq, and lesbians. -John
\_ dude, it's boring. How about posting something interesting or
funny or odd? For example your Black German link was pretty funny.
\_ But where are the Swift Boats?! |
| 2005/1/21 [Recreation/Humor] UID:35840 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
1/21 For the Motd Jew-hater. You may need one of these to protect against
the Zionist conspiracy:
http://www.stopabductions.com/main.htm |
| 2005/1/20 [Recreation/Humor] UID:35825 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
1/20 Heh.
http://www.thestranger.com/2005-01-20/bigcover.html |
| 2005/1/14-15 [Recreation/Humor] UID:35717 Activity:moderate |
1/14 Hilarious interview from 1950s radio with Allen Ginsburg and very
square woman about the term "beatnik."
http://www.audioblogger.com/media/24759/125009.mp3
\_ This is kind of interesting, but what is hilarious about it? -tom
\_ All Humor must be approved by Tom.
\_ What do you find funny about it? -tom
\_ This comment was pretty funny, at least.
\_ Dunno, I just thought the way that the woman talked to him was
funny. He's also pretty clearly stoned out of his gourd. |
| 2005/1/6 [Politics/Domestic/SocialSecurity, Recreation/Humor] UID:35567 Activity:very high |
1/6 So, the neocons deleted my post on Alberto Gonzales' appointment.
This is why I hate neocons. They will always rally behind their
leaders regardless what he does, and if they can't win an arguement,
he simply make them silent. The mentality behond those who deleted
my post and those US marines fire missles at Al Jazeera TV station...
sigh...
\_ http://www.filibustercartoons.com/archive.php?id=20041229
\_ Wow, I was going to point out the error in the assumption, but
this cartoon does it so much better.
\_ Does this cartoon ever get good?
\_ I mostly disagree with it politically, but I have to admit
this particular strip has a point. --liberal
\_ What? that both sides have crackpots? Duh..
\_ I think it's pretty funny, as far as political cartoons
go. Political cartoons aren't usually laugh out loud
funny. Why don't you post some cartoons you prefer?
\_ http://www.workingforchange.com/comic.cfm?itemid=18323
\_ A guy complaining about an un-funny political
cartoon posts "This modern World?" Irony lives!
\_ I thought it was funny. I think the point is,
if you're a liberal you enjoy liberal viewpoints,
if you're a freeper/libertarian you enjoy those, etc. |
| 2005/1/5 [Industry/Jobs, Recreation/Humor] UID:35553 Activity:kinda low |
1/5 Need someone to show the parents for the holidays but put off by the
stigma attached to hiring a lady of the night? Now there's a service
for you:
http://csua.org/u/al5
\_ ob hawt bengali potemkin dates for partha
\_ HAHAHAHA funny funny, thanks for sharing it. Keep up the funny
links! |
| 2004/12/16-17 [Consumer/Camera, Recreation/Humor] UID:35329 Activity:high |
12/16 John, what are they saying? Can you please translate?
http://postarchives.entensity.net/110104/media.php?media=wakeup.wmv
\_ "A bazooka as alarm clock? Would you have understood this joke?
In the US, people are currently having a hearty laugh about such
practical jokes. What looks like a brutal assault commando is
a new humor show in the US--candid camera for the really hardcore."
Uh, I'm torn between (a) this is true and Fox has outdone itself
and (b) RTL (kraut equivalent of Fox) is taking random shit out
of concext again so we can all say "look, ha ha, ze silly
Americans!" I suspect the latter, it's quite common. For a
Dutch perspective, http://humor.nl/filmpjes/gunther -John
\_ THANK YOU. It's nice to see that motd is contributed
by people other than the typical Berkeleyean, Bush
hating self righteous hippies
\_ http://postarchives.entensity.net/100104/image.php?pic=greatjob.jpg
http://postarchives.entensity.net/010604/media.php?media=bounce.wmv
Gift for you John. Nice looking German girl. NOT WORK SAFE.
\_ What is that from? Some kind of public nudie contest?
\_ Good God. That woman must have no feeling in her chest. |
| 2004/12/7-8 [Recreation/Humor] UID:35196 Activity:kinda low |
12/7 http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/shop/html/weasel_poll_results.html Dilbert-reading wage slaves filled with Communists - Weaseliest Country United States 19918 France 12941 North Korea 4915 Israel 2289 Iran 1830 Pakistan 1177 |
| 2004/12/6 [Computer/SW/Apps/Media, Recreation/Humor] UID:35190 Activity:moderate Cat_by:auto |
12/6 http://users.pandora.be/bonte/forumafbeeldingen/dancemonkeyboy.mpg Why I'm so hyped about MS. \_ Ah, that brings me back. I love that one. Ironically I can't get it to play in Windows Media Player when downloading through IE. *sigh* \_ "Give it up for me!" This guy is the best advertising for open source anywhere. \_ He's about 2 deep fried twinkies away from a heart attack. The remix is even better. |
| 2004/12/4 [Recreation/Humor] UID:35171 Activity:high |
12/4 This is pretty funny. Anime Popeye!
http://www.campchaos.com/show.php?iID=888
\_ This IS funny! Thank you humour guy! And to the humourless nuke
guy, please fuck off.
\_ Um. kind of. |
| 2004/11/23 [Recreation/Humor] UID:35040 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto Edit_by:auto |
11/23 OK, this is seriously cool: http://www.cyphic.net/zoomquilt/zoom.htm \_ Alright, someone has to do a goat.cx version of this... \_ That's amazing! Thanks! \_ what's so cool about something zooming in and out forever, infinity? |
| 2004/11/21 [Recreation/Humor, Politics/Foreign/MiddleEast/Israel] UID:35003 Activity:nil |
11/21 jotd: The day that doctors announced that Yasser Arafat is in a
vegetative state, a Palestinian newspaper published the headline
"The Great Leader is Brain Dead." If this were published in the
United States of America, no one would really have noticed.
\_ har. get a life. -tom |
| 2004/11/7-8 [Politics/Foreign/Canada, Recreation/Humor] UID:34737 Activity:moderate |
11/7 jotd: What is it aboot the Canadians that they can't pronouce certain
words correctly?
\_ This is a joke, right?
\_ Brain damage caused by putting mayonaisse on french fries.
\_ You hoser, that's dad's beer money -John
\_ Little Known Canadian Mispronounciations: Ask your Canadian
friends to pronounce the following words: "shone" (as in "the
sun shone in the sky") and "lasso". It's fun for the whole family!
Also, when they pronounce "out" as "oot", ask them to pronounce
"outhouse".
\_ Accents from the British, where English originated? |
| 2004/11/5 [Politics/Domestic/President/Bush, Recreation/Humor] UID:34702 Activity:very high |
11/5 Loyal Bush supporter attempts to save the lions:
http://www.local6.com/news/3887764/detail.html
\_ Loyal Kerry supporter posts misleading headline. Oh and he's an
idiot too.
\_ Loyal Bush supporter can't take a joke.
\_ That was a joke?
\_ heh, that's funny, in a 2004 Bush mandate sort of way -!op
\_ Of course. Given a choice between "misleading idiot"
and "jokester", which would you choose to be?
\_ more reasons to nuke the uneducated country folks! -neo-liberal
\_ My link was funny. You are not. --op |
| 2004/11/1 [Recreation/Humor] UID:34502 Activity:nil |
11/1 http://www.boomchicago.nl/images/Voting_Machine.mov \_ That was funny, someone had to do it I guess. \_ you laugh now. It's not too far from the truth. |
| 2004/10/28 [Politics/Domestic/President/Bush, Recreation/Humor] UID:34407 Activity:nil |
10/28 This is funny. And I do agree that Bush is an effective leader.
Lead us to wrong directions, but an effective leader never the less:
http://www.nytimes.com/2004/10/27/opinion/27kristof.html
username / pw = bobbob
\_ obLongUnproductiveThreadAboutWhatEffectiveLeaderWrongDirectionMeans
\_ America, fuck yeah!!!!
\_ That is funny. Thank you. |
| 2004/10/22-24 [Recreation/Humor] UID:34301 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
10/22 EE pr0n:
http://www.gizmodo.com/archives/circuits-discover-each-other-024002.php |
| 2004/10/19 [Recreation/Humor] UID:34222 Activity:high |
10/18 Second amendment, the right to bear Arms (humor link):
http://www.maineiac.com/ethnic/Bear%20Arms.jpg
\_ Do you think the first amendment is funny? If not, then why is
the second?
\_ Lame troll, no cookie. I mean, really, did you see the picture?
\_ I'd laugh at a good joke about the 1st amendment if you can find
me one. The 2nd is just much more fertile comedic ground. |
| 2004/10/4-5 [Recreation/Humor] UID:33919 Activity:nil Edit_by:auto |
10/4 http://tshirtsthatbite.home.comcast.net/bush.htm Bush Hippie Hippy T-Shirt |
| 2004/10/3-4 [Recreation/Humor] UID:33900 Activity:nil |
10/2 This is slightly funny. The first page is sort of SFW, but all the
others are very NOT Safe For Work.
http://www.pornforprogress.com |
| 2004/9/21 [Recreation/Humor] UID:33662 Activity:kinda low |
9/21 Creepiest Laffy Taffy Joke:
How does a boy know when he has become a man?
When he can data a Shirley Temple instead of drinking one.
\_ What kind of data? temperature data? pressure? salinity?
\_ Humidity? Friction (how slippery)? |
| 2004/9/17 [Recreation/Humor] UID:33601 Activity:nil |
9/17 What, is it Dumb Joke Friday?
\_ #t |
| 2004/9/3 [Recreation/Humor] UID:33323 Activity:nil |
9/3 Wow, BC is actually kinda funny today. Can't remember when that
happened last.
http://featurepage.creators.com/washpost.html?name=bc
\_ I guess it's funnier than Mallard Fillmore.
\_ Sorry, not funny. He should have stuck to Fat Broad jokes. |
| 2004/9/3 [Recreation/Humor] UID:33321 Activity:nil |
9/3 Okay, http://somethingawful.com is really funny today. \_ Thought the Penny Arcade box was the best. |
| 2004/8/31 [Recreation/Humor] UID:33256 Activity:nil |
8/31 Today's Ted Rall comic is probably funny only for liberals:
http://www.ucomics.com/rallcom
\_ Oh, as opposed to all his other comics which are normally funny
for nobody?
\_ You're right, they're usually more satirical than funny.
The football player being an "idiot" was not funny.
\_ I found it quite amusing. |
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