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| 2007/8/21-23 [Recreation/Dating, Health/Women] UID:47691 Activity:nil |
8/21 If you like bulked up women humiliating lesser women then
you'll love my group:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Beef_Bulk_Pork |
| 2007/8/21-23 [Recreation/Dating] UID:47683 Activity:nil |
8/20 My girlfriend keeps sending me links about Andrea Dworkin
criticism. Good or bad sign?
\_ bad. Sorry. It's biological that we need to seek a new
mate every 5-8 years. Don't get fooled into thinking a good
relationship & sex life lasts forever.
\_ Wow. That's pretty damn clueless.
\_ I'm ok with not having sex every single day. Or even every
single week. but 6 months? and instead of having sex
she's reading Dworkin all the time. bleah.
\_ Why do you put up with this? Because you think things will
change all of a sudden, or you don't think you can do better? |
| 2007/8/21-23 [Health, Recreation/Dating] UID:47682 Activity:low |
8/20 I'm never getting laid again. - below-poster
\_ You sound depressed. Why? Why is it so important to get laid?
Why does the society equate happiness with getting laid? As
a higher functioning animal, we should not have to have sex.
Chemically, it is simply exchanging fluid, reproducing, and
releasing endorphines. Our sex drives interferes with our
intellectual capacity, our motivations, our morales. You
don't HAVE to have sex to get that chemical endorphine. You
don't HAVE to have sex to reach a state of complacency and
comfort. Here is my secret and I want to share it with yall.
After my repeatedly breakups my shrink prescribed
SSRIs and ever since then I stopped having sexual urges.
My productivity shot up drastically; I'm a lot calmer and
methodical than ever, and I've actually become more popular!
Tell your doctor that you'd like to try out different SSRIs.
It's the most amazing lifestyle enhancing supplement you'll
ever take in your life. It's hella better than Viagra... not
that you'll ever want to waste time & money on it after SSRI.
\_ What brave new world, that has such people in it.
\_ O brave new world that has such people in it.
\_ But I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want
real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.
\_ Nice. I was laughing at the above response, till I got to
the SSRI part.
\_ I don't even know what SSRI is. Does that make me lame or
fortunate? BTW, what is SSRI? |
| 2007/8/21-23 [Recreation/Humor, Recreation/Dating] UID:47681 Activity:nil |
8/20 I love R Kelly
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/08/20/arts/music/20trap.html |
| 2007/8/19-20 [Recreation/Dating, Health/Men] UID:47653 Activity:high |
8/17 What is the difference between being celibate and abstinence?
\_ One is "I'm celibate thus I'm closer to God!" and the other
one is "I've tried abstinence but it doesn't work when I'm
too horny."
\- Dont consider this authoritative but after some reflection:
1. celibacy AFAIK is only WRT sex, as with chastity.
abstinence is potentially broader.
\_ I think you may have that reversed. I see celibacy
used often about priests, implying a broad absence
of romance.
\- i dont understand what you are saying.
a doctor might say "you need to abstain from sex
for 2 weeks after your penis operation". he would
not say "you need to remain chaste/celibate".
note that chastity/chaste can refer to not having
extra-maritial sex. again the precise or theoretical
differences arent that important since actualy
differences arent that important since actual
use is pretty loose and defined by context.
\_ I think I misunderstood your post, nevermind.
(didn't take it in context as a reply to parent)
2. celibacy i believe usually suggest a some kind of external
motivating factor, usually religious obligation or
recommendation. abstinence might slightly more suggest an
internal "lifestyle choice".
3. in practice, they are all pretty synonymous. how many people
distinguish between "persuade" and "convince" for example...
a case where even people who know the differnece dont bother
with it.
even people who know the difference dont bother with it. |
| 2007/8/13-15 [Recreation/Dating] UID:47606 Activity:nil |
8/13 what is a mustache ride?
\_ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mustache_ride (NSFW) |
| 12/24 |
| 2007/8/12-13 [Recreation/Dating] UID:47593 Activity:high |
8/12 Hey, fuck you. Nobody cares about Fred Thompson (R).
\_ Right, but people care about his busty wife.
http://www.csua.org/u/j9d
\_ Interesting. Please post more about his busty wife. BTW
I find it interesting that Google's auto-complete fills
"Fred Thompson's wife" when you type "Fred Thompson's "
as if it already knew what I was going to type. -op
\_ Jeri Thompson, hot!
http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2003800036426848409
link:www.csua.org/u/jbi (69.94.50.63)
http://www.repugnantparty.com/jerithompson.jpg
\_ Isn't Guliani's wife even younger?
\_ Is she as busty?
\_ Kucinich's wife is pretty flat, but HOTT
\_ Oxymoron alert. 1 != 0. The world is not flat.
\_ Kucinich's wife is the world? |
| 2007/8/7-13 [Recreation/Dating] UID:47557 Activity:nil |
8/7 Fear of stocky black guy forces state legislator to pay him for sex:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1864758/posts
\_ http://www.csua.org/u/jad
Recreational Interest:
water sports |
| 2007/8/3-22 [Recreation/Dating] UID:47527 Activity:nil |
8/3 Hypothesis: Many guys don't care whether the woman they're
having sex with is enjoying it. Women who enjoy sex in general,
don't enjoy having sex with one of these guys. Bitter Sexless Guy
is one of these guys, therefore he doesn't get to have sex with
women who enjoy it.
\_ Why should you care if she enjoys it when she herself doesn't
care and just wants it over with as quickly as possible?
\_ begging the question.
\_ My sister used to refer to sex with her husband as her
'wifely duty'. That is just such a turn-on for us guys,
but it is how women perceive sex.
\_ What does she refer to sex with you as?
\_ Incest
\_ So what has the motd taught us about women? They don't like sex,
unless they're porn stars or psychologically damaged, but they
still have sex but it is only to get to a guy's wallet, except for
the 0, 2, or 30% of women are who nothing like that, except for the
ones that BSG runs into who all can magically detect he is one of
'those guys' who doesn't care if the woman is enjoying it. Did I
miss anything? And oh yeah, a few people are morons, idiots, and/or
misogynists but that goes without saying around here.
\_ It's not that women can tell BDG doesn't enjoy sex, it's that
women can tell BDG doesn't like women.
\_ I don't think the idea was that the guy doesn't care, but that
regardless if he cares, the woman still doesn't really enjoy it
(on average as relationship time increases or some such).
Actually I think that this really does apply to guys too... guys
get bored of women too. There is still the issue that guys get off
WAY more easily than most women.
\_ No, there is science (as well as plenty of anecdote) which
shows that many women enjoy sex. So the question is why BSG
has the impression that women don't enjoy sex, when many of
them clearly do. A possible answer is that he has no clue in
bed. -tom
\_ What science is that?
\_ The recently-posted study, as well as dozens of others,
going back to the Kinsey Report. -tom
\_ You don't believe Kinsey, do you?
\_ No, I trust Bitter Sexless Guy as the ultimate
authority on women's sexual behavior. -tom
\_ Did you ever read Kinsey and what academics
think of it? Kinsey and Hite are crap.
\_ And Bitter Sexless Guy is respected as the
ultimate arbiter!
\_ # According to an article published in the Journal of the
American Medical Association, 43% of women suffer from some kind
of sexual problem or another.
# In a recent survey conducted by Laumann and colleagues at the
University of Chicago, 33.4% of American women ages 18-59
reported that HSDD (hypoactive sexual desire) was their most
common sexual problem.
\_ 18-59 is a huge age range.
\_ Of those, almost 100% also mentioned other stresses in their
lives, including unromantic partners who were just interested
in getting off and rolling over.
# I would make the argument that the 33% number is just
self-reporting and the real number is much, much higher. I
base this on anecdotal evidence, but for sake of argument
let's assume that number is correct. You still have a 1 in 3
chance of ending up with a frigid wife no matter how good
of a lover or husband you are. To me, that's pretty
indicative of women not really being into sex. What's the
number for men? 5%? Less?
\_ Asserting something doesn't make it true. You must be
Republican.
\_ "let's assume that number is correct"
\_ Lots of old guys are not interested in sex anymore. |
| 2007/8/2-3 [Recreation/Dating] UID:47520 Activity:high |
8/2 Dear married & sexually frustrated men: what do you do if your
marriage is pretty good but is without sex? What do you do to
relieve your frustration and/or get your mind off sex?
\_ I take variants of SSRI (prescribed by my doc) and it suppresses
my urges. It redirects my sexual energy into useful work. I've
my urges. It redirects my sexual energy into gay urges. I've
my urges. It redirects my sexual energy into other urges. I've
noticed my productivity at work increased drastically and I'm
getting a promotion soon. I also started to appreciate the
finer things in life like eating at fine restaurants and
listening to opera. I wish I knew about SSRI inhibiters earlier--
I might have done better in school and work instead of chasing
women. SSRI is the best lifestyle enhancement drug I've ever
taken in my life.
\_ but it's also supposed help those with premature ejaculation.
maybe your wife is actually willing to have sex with you now!
\_ See this (women taking forever to O) is another issue.
Why does it have to be so much work? No wonder they don't
enjoy it if it's so hard for them to get off. I can last
a long time with a condom but then it feels stupid, like
doing some aerobic exercise.
\_ Let me guess... you are the same guy who thinks that
women don't enjoy sex. Am I right?
\_ No. He's obviously another guy involved with an
anomalous woman who doesn't like sex, because most
women love to wake up in the morning and scrape
fetid cum out of their cooches.
\_ I jacked off 9 times today. No joke.
\_ I'm thinking about getting a Fleshlight. RealDoll would be much
better, but it's too expensive and I have no place to hide it.
\_ http://www.solosuck.com
\_ Is the problem just in the bedroom or is the entire relationship
soul sapping? If the latter, take a hard look at yourself and
ask "Am I a loser" and "What would I settle for". If you are not
fat and greasey or in a McJob, see what your exposure is if you
leave.
\_ Cheat. Strippers. Put all your energy into work. Divorce. Any
other options? Therapy just puts the therapist's kids through
college.
\_ UFC |
| 2007/8/2-3 [Recreation/Dating] UID:47509 Activity:high |
8/2 John Edwards hints he cracked his wife's rib during sex
and this is how they discovered her cancer came back. I'll vote
for any candidate virile enough to still be living out their
biological imperative. Hillary obviously hasn't had sex since
1998. Fred Thompson probably bones his 50 year old wife every
chance he gets. Kucinich's 30 year old wife is TOTALLY HOT.
\_ Kucinich's wife's pics please?
\_ obgoogle.
\_ yeah use google. she's fucking hot and 30 years younger
than him, no joke.
\- Look for "Human Mole" in /csua/lib/wall/wl.20070426
\_ Are we talking about Newt Kucinich or Dennis Kucinich?
\_ She's a redhead, but she's not all that hot. Average looking
white redhead chick who is not fat. Would I bang her? Sure.
Would I brag about it afterwards? Not really, unless I was
as old as Dennis Kucinich. For a guy his age she's a score.
\_ I wonder how Arnie the macho man does in bed.
\_ Perfect combination: steroid-damaged genitalia and anorexic's
phobia of sex. A true Republican couple.
\_ Wow, 4 kids out of "steroid-damaged genitalia and anorexic's
phobia of sex." That is A True Republican Couple!
\_ At least you're not voting blindly....
\_ Fred Thompson's wife hot! http://www.csua.org/u/j9d
\_ Fred Thompson's wife HOT! http://www.csua.org/u/j9d
\_ "To feel closer to God"? Oh, so all those Catholic priests were
just trying to bring those boys closer to God. I see.
\_ Wife: "What the heck? John's Johnson is on vacation again? Gee,
you're worse than a dildo."
Edwards: "You bitch!" (Crack)
\_ Huh? I read that his wife cracked her rib moving furniture. URL?
\_ At least she didn't "fall down the stairs" |
| 2007/8/1 [Recreation/Dating, Health] UID:47494 Activity:nil 66%like:47493 |
8/1 Sex is a health risk |
| 2007/7/31-8/3 [Recreation/Dating] UID:47485 Activity:high |
7/31 Lust trumps love when it comes to having sex
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20059548
\_ I knew this all along. Girls just want to have fun.
\_ The motd taught me that women don't want to have sex. I'm soooo
confused now. Oh please help me Motd Girl Gods!
\_ By the way, this is the reason that they have sex but it
doesn't say anything about frequency or enjoyment of the act.
\_ They just don't want sex with me.
\_ They say they want to have sex. They may even act like it
if it helps them land a man. However, they do not
\_ They say they want to have sex. They may even act like they
like it if it helps them land a man. However, they do not
actually like it and would be just happy if they never
had sex again. Witness how lesbians progress in
relationships:
1. Date
2. Move in together
3. Get a dog
4. Have sex
\_ in addition to being unable to get laid, you apparently
have never met an actual lesbian either.
\_ I'm sure you're an expert on lesbians and also
think that the actions of actors on "Sex in the City"
are representative of reality. Women like sex so
much that some even fake the Big O to get it over with.
Yes, I'm sure they can't wait for more. Give them
a Black Amex card and never touch them again and
they'll be happy as shit. You know which women love
sex? Psychos, traumatized women, and fat chicks.
I'm sure most of your experience is in the latter
category. Not that they like the act itself either,
but it's a big ego boost for them that someone is
actually interested in them.
\_ project your issues much?
\_ Fucked a lot of fat chicks, huh?
\_ Hey BDG is that you? I have probably dated more
women than you and in any case I have dated many.
And I can say that while there is a whiff of truth in
what you say, I have known many women who enjoyed
sex who were good looking, not crazy and not
traumatized. I even married one. I am sorry that your
experience has been otherwise.
\_ The key is that women who like sex and aren't
a big bundle of issues are way out of BDG's
league. Women can smell that kind of misogyny
from a mile off, and the ones with their heads
screwed on straight know to stay the fuck away
from that kind of crap. The sane like to fuck
the sane. Crazy that. (Note, this also is the
reason stupid frat guys think the crazy ones are
the best in bed.)
\_ So in a nutshell what you are saying is
that it's hard to date the 2% of sane
women who enjoy sex. I would agree with
that. It would be a lot easier if, say,
90% of sane women enjoyed sex.
\_ No I'm saying that by being a creep you've
limited youtself to the bottom 10%, but if
it makes you feel better you can pretend
that that is a larger chunk of the female
population.
\_ Bottom 10%. Haha! What a laugh! You
base this on what exactly?
\_ link:csua.org/u/j9f
\_ It's not just me. Look at how
many married men are unhappy with
their sex lives. Look at how
many women say they aren't
really into sex. I've heard
two ex-wives (neither mine)
say "I don't care if I ever
have sex again" and also
heard women say that their
husbands wanted sex too often.
Face it: sex isn't a big deal
husbands want sex too often.
Face it: Sex isn't a big deal
to most women like it is to
men. Reason: It's not that
interesting to them.
\_ Married men tend to be happier
with their sex lives than single
men. No one is arguing that women
want to have sex as often as men
do, we just object to your
characterization of every woman
who enjoys sex as psycho. I
would like to have sex with my
wife every day, but she does not
want to have it that often. That
does not mean she is frigid or
that I am unhappy.
men: http://www.csua.org/u/j9j
"Eighty-three percent of men
enjoy sex "a great deal"; that
falls to 59 percent of women. "
I don't think anyone would
dispute that men tend to have
higher sex drives than women.
I wish I could have sex every
night with my wife, but she does
not want it that often. That does
not make her frigid or mean that
I am unhappy with my sex life.
\_ No. It just means she doesn't
like sex that much. 31%
of women report they aren't
into sex from your own
survey. You then say
your wife doesn't want
it often. End result:
Women don't enjoy sex
that much. I will claim
(with only anecdotal
data) that the 31% number is
actually twice that or
more. 31% were being honest.
It also includes newlyweds.
Check out that ~50% of
people over 30 are
dissatisfied with their
sex lives for a dose of
reality - and that's
just those willing to be
honest about it.
\_ At least you are changing
your tune from "no women
enjoy sex" to "2%" to
at least 1/3. Everything
isn't black or white, like
in a computer program.
\_ If you put a gun to my
head and asked me
if women ejoy sex my
if women enjoy sex my
answer would be no.
There is some contingent
of women (e.g. porn
stars) who seem to enjoy
it, but my argument is
that they are effed up
in some way.
\_ porn stars appear to
be among the women
who least enjoy
sex.
\_ Based on their
proclivity for
fucking all the
time? I wonder
what they'd be
like if they
actually enjoyed
it.
\_ While either 90% of my relationships
have been with this magic 2% that
actually has a spine and enjoys
sex or your numbers are off. I know
full well I'm not enough of a super
hottie to be consistantly getting
the best of the best, so I'm going
to go with the problem being you.
\_ How would you know if they actually
enjoyed sex?? -!bdg
\_ Not only that, but how long
were the relationships?
Every women will claim to
Every woman will claim to
love sex for the first year
or two. That doesn't mean
they do. Look at how common
"inhibited sexual desire"
is for women.
is for women. After that
euphoric "honeymoon phase"
in a new relationship where
she sucks you off every day
the sex dwindles to where
women prefer it to be: minimal.
That's why guys divorce
even superhotties in favor
of fresh meat. Women don't
put out if they don't feel
they have to. Men will
screw a knothole in a tree.
Why? They like sex!
\_ When you first meet women they will of course
pretend to enjoy sex.
\_ right, and they also lie about it to people
conducting surveys!
\_ Because no one ever lies on surveys.
Hell, some lie about it to themselves.
\_ I'll take the survey results over the
assertions of a misogynistic MOTD
idiot, thanks. -tom
\_ I don't think it's misogynistic
to say that women don't enjoy
sex. How does that put women
down? It's just how things are.
If women were biologically wired to
enjoy sex then they would have more
children than they could care
for. Women *are* wired to please
their mates so that they stick
around, but that's not the same
as enjoying sex for the sake of
the act. The women who enjoy sex
for the sake of it are either
young and inexperienced or messed
up in some way. It sounds misogynistic
to say that until you realize
it's biological.
\_ maybe you're not misogynistic,
maybe you're just an idiot. -tom
\_ Or maybe I'm right.
\_ I think that has been
thoroughly eliminated as a
possibility. -tom
\_ Yes, because you
believe what your wife
tells you. BTW, is
she fat? Just wondering.
\_ go read
http://homepage.psy.utexas.edu/homepage/group/MestonLAB/Publications/WhyHaveSex.pdf
http://urltea.com/146t (homepage.psy.utexas.edu, PDF) |
| 2007/7/30-8/2 [Recreation/Dating] UID:47467 Activity:nil |
7/30 Love Hello Kitty? Love real kitties? Here ya go !oj
http://www.kittyhell.com/category/hello-kitty-pets |
| 2007/7/29-8/2 [Recreation/Dating] UID:47462 Activity:kinda low |
7/29 my girlfriend would rather read Snapes fucks Hermione
after pining after her for 10 years (to avoid any icky
Snape vs 17 year old girl fan fiction) fan fiction
than have sex with me. I wish I was kidding.
\_ Does this say more about you or more about her?
\_ it's both of us, i realize this.
\_ You probably realize as well your relationship is broken.
Fix it or leave. Unless you are a weak loser who is ok
picking up crumbs.
\_ I told you: women don't like sex.
\_ Amount of sex decreases drastically after the 5th-7th year.
You can expect nearly 0 after 8th. And they become bitchier
and pick on every little thing about you and drive you away.
This is of course all biological and instinctive, because
human beings need need new blood for survival.
\_ What do you suggest to us old timers? Have a fling with
pages and interns?
\_ Isn't that only supposed to happen if you don't have a
child by then?
\_ Happens WITH or WITHOUT.
\_ Not for me. Been with my wife seven years now.
\_ Not for me. Been with my wife seven years now. Still
having lots of sex with her.
\_ and who else?
\_ Yermom
\_ BDG, we've missed you! Welcome back! -- BDG #1 Fan
\_ Married 11 years, sex varies from once per month to several
times per week.
times per week. Marital bliss continues unabated.
\_ Nope. They just don't like having sex with you or op. Sorry.
\_ Fan fic: odd. Fan fic porn: somewhat disturbing. Rather read
somewhat disturbing fan fic instead of having sex with you?
Priceless! |
| 2007/7/28-8/1 [Recreation/Dating, Health/Women] UID:47459 Activity:moderate |
7/27 I'm on business in DC for a week. I had last been here 10 years
ago. The whole area is teeming with women just like Silicon Valley
was teeming with men and devoid of women. They aren't perhaps as
fit as the women in Atlanta, but they are thin and attractive and
there are so many of them! The ratio in Georgetown tonight of
women to men was probably 5:1. So many women walking alone or in
small groups. Amazing.
\_ holy shit DC is a fucking humid shithole this time of year.
have fun.
\_ It hasn't been so bad overall. I was expecting the worst, but
it hasn't been over about 88. Last time I was here was also
in July and I was miserable. I understand they are having a
drought, so maybe that's why it's not as humid and hot.
\_ Maybe OP has an anal fatish and is looking for fucking humid
shithole all along.
\_ Maybe OP has an anal fatish.
\_ And yet you still couldn't get laid. I wonder why?
\_ Probably because my girlfriend is with me. I am just trying
to help out my CSUA brethren. If you're into Asian chicks
I even saw lots of hot Japanese girls at the restaurant
we ate at last night. If I was looking for a woman I would
consider moving here (and then leaving later).
\_ DC has been like that as far as I can remember. -- From DC
\_ Maybe. This is only my second time here. I wonder why they
aren't more careful given the high crime. I keep thinking
about Chandra Levy. I also wonder where all the men are.
I read on Wikipedia that there are 100 females for every
86 males overall, but it seems more than that in the wealthier
areas - especially when looking at populations of young whites.
\_ White people have no reason to go to the dangerous parts
of DC. -- From DC
\_ There's certainly something going on there. Maybe it's the number
of interns, law students, wannabe polticos, and tourists, but yeah,
DC has a large number of beautiful women. Mind you, it also has
more than its fair share of crazy homeless people, so there are
tradeoffs everywhere.
\_ Yes, but it's like Berkeley in that way, but with lots of pretty
white women.
\_ In my experience, it's young women with political / activist
ambitions. The tourists are dressed differently. -- From DC
or law ambitions. The tourists are dressed differently.
-- From DC |
| 2007/7/27-29 [Recreation/Dating, Health] UID:47446 Activity:nil |
7/27 HOTT!!!!!!!!!!
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/w4m/382307737.html
\_ "I play [WOW] a lot, but mostly because I have nothing else to do."
How about getting a job and some exercise? |
| 2007/7/23-28 [Recreation/Dating] UID:47394 Activity:kinda low |
7/23 Anyone watched Wife Swap on ABC? Is it just me or it seems
like they made the liberal housewife seem overly evil (drinking
alcohol & swearing in front of kids) and the conservative
housewife too good to be true? I mean, I've never met a woman
who would actually stay home, *cook* amazing meal, clean house,
take care of kids (and preach religion), and be really nice to her
husband! It's just too good to be true. It makes me want to be
part of the religious movement even though I'm not religious.
\_ Who wouldn't want a cheerful slave^H^H^H^H^Hhelpmeet to tend
to him and his family?
\_ Yeah much better for everyone if the illegal nanny raises the
kids speaking Spanish while they're both out improving their
self-esteem and bank accounts climbing the corporate ladder
and making money so they can afford the best divorce lawyers
later. But don't worry about the kids, they'll be much happier
after their biological parents are divorced so they'll have
even more time to spend with the nanny/mom.
\_ Yay, one-dimensional caricatures duking it out as proxies for
complex social issues on both sides!
\_ Post a caricature, get a caricature back. Welcome to the
motd. Let us know when you have the motd quality sound
bite that properly analyses today's complex social issues.
\_ "on both sides" Welcome to the Reading is Fundamental.
I didn't post the previous caricature.
\_ Try again. Reading *is* fundamental. Please try it.
\_ There are plenty of good women out there. Your odds of meeting
them in a place like San Francisco are very low.
\_ The definition of good/bad is very subject. However, I will
1/2 agree with you that the odds of meeting a CONSERVATIVE
woman in SF is very low. Most of them are ultra liberal and
care more about saving the whale and saving whatever crap
over anything else. I'm not even going to into their bad
habits like alcohol, marijane, Burning Man, bad music,
party, not shaving legs and ride Critical Mass, etc etc.
I will on the other hand have to say that I'm very
impressed by the Indian women in San Jose/Sunnyvale. Many
of them were brought over by their husbands who work in
the tech industry and seem very nice people. Two of my
co-workers' wives also cook everyday, raise kids, take care
of their homes meticulously, and treat their husbands
like king. Obedient wives I've met: Punjabi and the ones
from different parts Southern India. Worst wives I've met:
Bengali. Bengalis are extremely well educated and pretty
much white inside, love to wear nice expensive Western
accoutrement, drive Mercedes, and divorce easily.
\_ congrats on being able to differentiate between punjabi
bengali southern india whatever. i don't know the difference,
and i don't care.
\_ Depends on what you are looking for. I would rather that my
wife be educated and have her own career, so we can pay for
a maid to do the housecleaning. Divorce rates are highest
amongst Conservative Christians, probably because they tend
to marry so young.
\_ Been there, done that. Fired the maid. Wife left her job.
We're much happier now. The idea that your wife is just
there as a maid and never seeing her because you're both
exhausted from work and never in a good mood is why divorce
rates are high. And who says your stay at home traditional
wife can't be educated? And who is raising your kids while
you're both out at work having a career? The nanny? Day
care?
\_ Kids are passe. The real problem is having any to
begin with.
\_ Uh yeah, the whole country should just stop having kids.
That is a great plan. Why did you bother posting?
\_ I wouldn't have any problem with no one anywhere
ever having any kids.
\_ Which makes you a freak and not a reasonable
participant in these sorts of discussions.
\_ I only work 40 hrs/wk and am not particularly exhausted
from my job. I am sure my wife would be crankier if she
stayed at home all day, since she finds work fulfilling.
Why is your wife the stay-at-home one and not you?
\_ Because I made 50% more than her at the time. I would
have been perfectly happy to stay home if it was the
other way around. Does that unruffle any ruffled up
political correctness feathers? I'm honestly glad you
and your wife find work fulfilling. Most people find
work stressful and unfulfilling. Having a job that
doesn't wear you down is important to happiness for
both of you.
\_ Glad you found something that works for you both.
And yes, the daughter is in daycare about 35 hours
a week, which she loves. We think she is happier
this way, but it is kind of hard to tell. We still
spend more time with her than they do. We think the
chance to get socialized is good for her.
\_ I don't see how a child can be happier in day
care instead of with her parents for all that
time. By age 5-6 kids are in kindergarten or
first grade where they get plenty of social time
and might actually start to learn something in
some areas. I'm curious what you base the
"we think she is happier this way" part on? How
old is she?
\_ She shows visible excitement and runs off
to play everytime I drop her off. She used
to cry when I dropped her off (the first week)
now she doesn't even look back and say
"bye." She is a toddler, so it is hard to
have a conversation with her. |
| 2007/7/23-26 [Recreation/Dating] UID:47388 Activity:nil |
7/23 some of these teachers are kind of hot
http://csua.org/u/j7c (WorldNetDaily: The big list: Female teachers
with students)
\_ Some? Just ONE. The rest of them, you have to think, are
abusing their position of relative power to get student sex.
\_ I can count about a dozen or more who are attractive. Remember,
some of these are booking photos where the woman is not wearing
makeup and has probably been up all night crying about having to
go to jail. In fact, I am surprised at how attractive some of
these women are.
these women are. At least three of them were beauty pageant
contestants.
\_ Just ONE! Just ONE! I tell you! (which one, btw?) I agree
with the previous poster. |
| 2007/7/20-26 [Recreation/Dating] UID:47362 Activity:low |
7/20 Is there a difference between a regular X rated movie vs. a
XXX rated movie? Does XX exist? Does the number of X increase
the level of eroticism?
<<<<<<< Other Changes Below
\_ 'X' ratings are purely a construct of the adult entertainment
industry.
\_ XX is BUSHCO's ass inspection.
\_ None of them 'exist' officially. Officially, there is no 'X'.
=======
\_ I was told this by a female friend: X is softcore, XXX actually
shows the penetration and beyond. I forget what XX summarized to.
But accoring to wikipedia, these ratings are not governed or
accepted by an organization and the porn maker can put how many
ever Xs they want.
>>>>>>> Your Changes Above
\_ Given that R can show almost anything except penetration, how
does your friend figure X is the same thing? The letter doesn't
mean anything. There is no ratings board for porn so they just
slap a few X's on everything.
\_ What would a chick know about this?
\_ A bit more than the motd poster. Maybe you're hanging out
with the right/wrong chicks? |
| 2007/7/20-23 [Recreation/Dating] UID:47352 Activity:high |
7/20 I've concluded that both cats and dogs are stupid and are not
worthy of my companionship. Is there a place to buy pet monkeys?
I'd appreciate any info on monkey breeders. I only want to buy
from ethical breeders and not evil monkey mills. Thanks!
\_ http://www.petmonkey.info/testimonials.htm
\_ Thanks for injecting a rare dose of reality into the motd.
\_ Why not just have a child?
\_ The condomless (aka it feels so much better without) guy
is probably working on it right now.
\_ Given I know someone who had a kid despite using both pills
and condoms, I see cheer the condomless guy's desire to
enjoy sex (assuming she's on the pill.)
- guy forced to wear a condom
\_ Asian women in general don't like taking pills, and
are not as active or motivated by sex as Caucasians
Are you by any chance dating an Asian?
\_ This implies that any women that haven't been
molested or are into drugs (or both, like strippers)
are actually sexually active and/or motivated by sex.
Women like sex for one reason: to have kids.
\_ Plenty of women are motivated by sex. Just not
sex with *you*. -tom
\_ I disagree vehemently. Sex is a tool for
women. Reason being: They can get laid
whenever they want. Where's the excitement in
that? It's about as exciting for them as jerking
off is for men: fun when you're 13 but not so
fun at 38.
\_ I'm with tom on this one. It isn't about that
they can get laid (but with *who* is an import-
ant question), but that actually having sex is
good if the sex is good. Maybe you need one
of those 'sexual pleasure for dummies' books?
Are you related to BDG?
\_ BDG is a very wise man. Let me tell
you, I'm a *guy* and I find sex boring
these days. It was really fun at 18.
Now, eh. Like roleplaying games and
illicit drugs, its time has past.
\_ I think they have pills for that now.
\_ Find a new lover and get a book on better
sex. BTW, there's more to sex than
missionary + 30 seconds (you @18).
\_ If you find sex boring, that explains
why women don't want to have sex
with you. -tom
\_ "Women don't want to have sex
with you" is your own proposition.
with you" is your own assertion.
I never said that. I said women
aren't into sex except for
procreation beyond the
experimentation stage unless they
are addicts or psycho. They might
have sex. They might pretend to like
it. They don't, except perhaps if it
makes their man happy. I know
this because I've heard a lot of
women say it and they weren't talking
about me when they said it. Tom,
as a guy, wouldn't know anything
other than what his doting wife
told him to his face.
\_ actually it was yer mom. -tom
\_ Which explains why so many married
women cheat? Because they hate
sex and do it for their man? Ok.
\_ Seriously, if someone had a kid while using pills and
a condom I'd suspect intentional sabatoge.
\_ I was gonna post this too. You can't really know that
she was really on the pill. And... what if it's not his
kid? Haha.
\_ Those of you with kids have 6 months to get you and
the kid tested and contest your fatherhood before
you're stuck forever raising some red headed kid.
The going rate for accidental discovery of
mismatched blood types (usually discovered many
years later for medical procedures) is about 10%.
Contested rates are about 1/3rd. So, if there are
10 motd parents out there the odds are really good
at least one of you is raising some other guy's kid.
\_ uh, that's not what those stats mean.
\_ It's exactly what they mean.
\_ You're not forced to wear a condom. You chose your mate.
\_ My wife doesn't want to go on the pill either. So now
we just have anal all the time. |
| 2007/7/19-21 [Health, Politics, Recreation/Dating] UID:47343 Activity:kinda low |
7/19 After you try sex without condom, everything else is like...
watching Gigli (the movie). Blah!
\_ Hint: Caucasian girls are more likely to take the pills.
\_ Is this condom guy? Did you finally get your wish of
condomless sex? Congratulations!
\_ Good news: Yes, he did
Bad news: It was with a guy.
\_ Good news: he's not a father! |
| 2007/7/18-21 [Recreation/Dating] UID:47331 Activity:nil |
7/18 http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSSP10422420070718?rpc=92 Which of you sodans already has one of these? \_ One of whats? No one is going to read your link to find out. \_ I doubt if they are better than RealDoll. |
| 2007/7/18 [Recreation/Dating] UID:47324 Activity:high |
7/17 i can't figure out if the strapless bra i bought (32DD) is too big
or too small in the cups.
if i hold the cups right up against my chest and i don't fasten
the bra, my breasts fit into them perfectly. once i fasten the bra,
everything is a mess.
there is some gapping of the cup and there is some sort of crease on
the bottom of the cup near the underwire, like the cup is folding
over itself. it seems that the bra is either being pulled very
tightly there (band too tight?) or that the cup is too big and
it's falling down. also the underwire absolutely will not sit at
the bottom of my breasts. it's about a centimeter too low and that
crease that has come about sits where the underwire should.
on the top of the cups, especially near the armpits, i have
serious spillage. i can't figure out if this is just chest fat
being constricted or if it's breast tissue spilling over, but it
looks awful. this makes me think that maybe the cup is too small.
or maybe the cups are too tall. when i try to pull them up
(this is almost impossible) the bra digs into my armpits, but it is
then and only then that my breasts fit properly into the bra.
what do you think my problem sounds like? too big? too small?
i'm so frustrated. i'm not returning it because i'm only going to
be wearing it once or twice and i'd rather look bad once or twice
than go through the process of ordering and returning 15+ strapless
bras before i find one that fits. by the time that happens
it will be too cold to wear the pretty dress i bought
\_ Your boobs are sagging. Spare us from your pix please. |
| 2007/7/9-11 [Recreation/Dating, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll] UID:47236 Activity:nil |
7/9 motd boob guy and motd stem cell research guy and emarkp,
your prayers have been answered
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/6283444.stm
\_ Don't forget women who've gone through a mastectomy. If it can be
used in those cases, it'd be a tremendous breakthrough for many
women. Oh, and nice troll there. -emarkp
\_ np |
| 2007/7/8-10 [Health/Women, Recreation/Dating] UID:47228 Activity:high |
7/8 Psychology Today: Ten Politically Incorrect Truths About Human Nature
http://csua.org/u/j3j
\_ exerpt: "The surprising answer is that Muslim suicide bombing has
nothing to do with Islam or the Quran (except for two lines).
It has a lot to do with sex, or, in this case, the absence
of sex."
GREAT reading thanks.
\_ nice article.
\_ So Hitler had it right all along, lets propagate the Aryan
race since that's what is genetically desirable. What a load
of crap, once of the worst articles I've read in a long time.
of crap, one of the worst articles I've read in a long time.
Yeah, we can generalize the extremely complex human behavior
in a few pages. I've never known White guys to like those
small busted women with straight black hair, who would be
attracted to them over blondes? And blonds are so much hotter
than those ugly ethnic women like Beyonce or Halle Berry.
The fact the article starts with this B.S. destroys the
credibility for the rest of their claims. The whole
small busted women with brown eyes and straight black hair...
who would be attracted to them over blondes? And blonds are so
much hotter than those ugly ethnic women like Beyonce or Halle
Berry. The fact the article starts with this B.S. destroys the
who would be attracted to them over blondes? And lets not
forget those ugly ethnic women like Beyonce, Halle Berry or
J-Lo. The fact the article starts with this B.S. destroys the
credibility of the rest of their claims. The whole
article is immediately refuted by the first line: "Human
nature is one of those things that everybody talks about but
no one can define." And some people wonder why psychologists
are not respected in the field of science.
no one can define." Congratulations, another article to
boost the stellar reputation psychologists have in the field
of science.
\_ The blonde thing is just one example of the article's actual
point about youth signifiers. It probably applies mostly to
white women of course as blondes aren't found in Asia...
Small girls with long shiny black hair probably evoke youth and
health just as much or more. And not everyone is the same.
Also, there are a lot more white guys around the bay area than
there are young blond blue-eyed women. So if they don't really
have a choice you can't make many conclusions about their
preference.
\_ Women prefer men with muscles:
http://www.csua.org/u/j3o
\_ Oh no. People have been telling me otherwise.
--- skinny guy who failed to gain weight |
| 2007/7/6-10 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Domestic/California] UID:47207 Activity:kinda low |
7/6 We know how predictably southern male will vote. But what about
southern women? Will they vote for a woman of a different party?
\_ I have lots of in-laws in The South. I just came back from
Georgia and Alabama and in April I was in Louisiana, Alabama,
and Mississippi. Like anywhere else, you cannot reliably
predict how any single person will vote. Remember, too, that
The South is not just comprised of evangelical whites. Polling
people I know and met, none of them are too happy with Bush at
the moment. Will that translate to them voting Republican in
2008? That depends on the candidates both parties put up. I
also want to say, regarding Southern women, that I had almost
forgotten that tall, slender, light-eyed women exist. Well, not
forgotten completely, but forgotten that there are places where
they are in the majority. Atlanta in particular was brimming
with attractive white women, if you spent time in the upscale
areas. The (upper middle class) black women there were very
attractive and put together, too, but it was all the blonde
women with light eyes that really stood out to me. California
has some fine women, but not so many of the fairer variety,
unless you count blonde out of a bottle.
\_ If you like blondes, you will love the upper midwest. Wisconsin
and North Dakota are something like 50% blonde.
\_ Yes and 98% of them will never date anything but white.
\_ You know this how exactly? No matter what your color no
one decent will want someone with a giant chip on their
shoulder like you have.
\_ http://neuropolitics.org/defaultfeb07.asp
The more conservative you are the more likely you
will only want to date white.
\_ Yeah yeah you found a new website with tons of
what you consider high quality troll material.
Got anything to actually say on any of these
topics?
\_ Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't they tend to be
overweight up there? The South is full of fit, athletic
women - at least when they are 40 and under. If you look
at the older women, a lot of them have let themselves go.
\_ You are correct, but you're also assuming that all
men like skinny skanks. I like my women to be full
grown and I don't mind them being a bit chunky.
\_ Why does skinny == skank to you? Any woman that didn't
stuff her face and maybe put in some time staying fit is
a skank?
\_ Mmmmmm, yeah, because people aren't individuals. They're just
demographic clumps. You already know in advance exactly what each
person is going to do based on their race and gender. |
| 2007/7/6-7 [Recreation/Dating, Recreation/Pets] UID:47188 Activity:low |
7/6 The tennis star always keeps abreast of Mandy (Moore)'s movements.
http://www.funlol.com/pictures/mandy-moore-boobs.html (NSFW)
\_ You owe me 4 seconds of my life back. |
| 2007/7/4-5 [Recreation/Dating] UID:47169 Activity:nil |
7/4 News model Salinas announced that LA Mayor was separating from his
wife. Salinas fails to mention that the reason was her own affair with
the mayor.
http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=local&id=5448589
\_ That's a private matter. |
| 2007/6/30-7/1 [Recreation/Dating] UID:47134 Activity:high |
6/29 http://www.abcnews.go.com/GMA/Story?id=3305652 This guy looks *really* happy. He also looks like the girl. Must be a small gene pool down there. Still though: "She could have done anything," Betty said. "She could have set the world on fire. She threw it all away." That statement is pretty meaningless. Getting married doesn't have to mean barefoot+pregnant+kitchen. \_ some guy set Tahoe on fire That statement is pretty meaningless. Getting married doesn't have to mean barefoot+pregnant+kitchen. \_ Is this motd 16-y.o. guy? See, all you need to do is get a job as a girl's track coach. What are you going to do when your new wife turns 21 though? Dump her for a new high schooler? \_ You could say that about any woman. "Oh you married a 23 yo? are you gonna dump her when she turns 30?" Note that this man is not being prosecuted. \_ Seriously, is this motd 16 y.o. guy? If it is, you understand my question. Though your question might be valid if the guy was 50, especially if had a history of dumping his wives when they got older than 25 or so. \_ Well, assume I don't understand it. Explain it would you? Why is the one more valid than the other? Everyone starts young and gets older. \_ Most people assume marraige is a lifelong contract. If you go into it, knowing you are going to divorce your wife once she is "old" at the age of 21, you are lying, unless you tell her that up front. \_ Am I missing something here? Did I or this man say I/he would do that? \_ Why should he be prosecuted? Her parents signed the permission for her to marry at 16. \_ Well, the other day these motd people I was trolling made comments about 16yos being children and landing you in prison and such. |
| 2007/6/29-7/2 [Transportation/Car, Recreation/Dating] UID:47123 Activity:nil |
6/29 "Roadshow: Mark your calendar: Drive Speed Limit Day June 29
JOIN MR. ROADSHOW AND YOUR NEIGHBORS IN SAVING GAS, MONEY"
link:www.mercurynews.com/ci_6183621
`When Phil Palmintere of Cupertino drives solo, he moves into the far
right lane at 50 to 55 mph. "I can get 27 mpg this way on the
freeway," he said, "and there sure is less stress."
`When his wife is with him, "she gets annoyed that everyone passes us,
so after a brief argument which she invariably wins, it's back to 60
to 65 mph."
`And his mileage is back down to 18 a gallon, he says.'
This sounds so much like my wife and me.
\_ My wife usually wants me to slow down. This seems true of
women in general. What kind of pussy must you be if your wife
actually wants you to speed up?
\_Are you talking about driving?
\_ It's funny that my wife doesn't even have a driver's license.
--- OP
\_ My wife gets mad at me for a similar reason: she wants me to
tailgate, which I refuse to do. I drive much faster than her
on the open road, but in traffic I am too defensive for her
tastes. |
| 2007/6/28-7/2 [Recreation/Dating] UID:47103 Activity:kinda low |
6/28 my girlfriend informs me she doesn't really feel any inner
desire anymore to have sex. you know how some girls have
a drawer they keep their sex toys in? my girlfriend
has a fucking mail crate. what should i do.?
\_ Counseling, medication, dump her. Whatever order you like.
Unless of course, you just suck in bed.. Then there's little
\_ ha ha
that can be done.
\_ is there meds with this stuff? Do people really wake
up and become Anti Paladin Der Furious motd boob guy?
\_ is the mention of the sex toys to illustrate how much she
once loved sex? Or is this a new development? She's turning
to the toys as a substitute? Or maybe she is realizing she's
gay now? The possibilities are endless! It doesn't sound like
your relationship is very healthy- you need to put some serious
work into saving it, or just end it. I recommend picking one
or the other very very soon, like today. --brain
\_ Either you're a bad lover or she's cheating on you.
\_ Don't listen to this person above. They are clueless.
\_ Not much you can do, dude. Now you know what marriage is like.
\_ If you love her enough to want to stick it out, get used to self-
service and give it time. Depending on what else is going on in her
life (family, work, etc.), this may just be a phase. If sex is more
important than she is, consider yourself lucky you found out before
you got married, and move on.
\_ Give it time? No, give it work. This takes communication
and probably therapy (if it's worth saving). A change in
sexual dynamics doesn't come from nowhere. And going from
a contented sex life to a sexless relationship isn't the same
as, say, wanting to change careers.
\_ You're right, a change in sexual dynamics doesn't come from
nowhere. It sometimes comes from external pressures that you
have no hope of actually changing or affecting, in which case
communication and support is a good idea, but the overall
prescription is patience. In other words, it's not necessarily
about you.
\_ It kind of depends on how long you have been going out together,
what else is working and not working for you in the relationship,
and how important sex is to you. If everything else is fine and
you have been going out for a while, it is probably worth trying
to figure out what is going on. It is also possible that this is
just her way of saying she wants to break up, especially if you
have only been going out for a few months. |
| 2007/6/26-28 [Recreation/Dating, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll] UID:47073 Activity:nil |
6/26 http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070625/sc_nm/egypt_mummy_dc_1 "The body of the mummy now in KV 60 with its huge breasts ......" \_ Dammit i killed motd boob guy \_ that or motd boob guy is moving into necro fetish too. |
| 2007/6/23-28 [Recreation/Dating] UID:47048 Activity:nil |
6/23 Teen sex guy, it is your hero! All you have to do to bang all the
high schoolers you want is to get a job at a camp for disturbed girls.
link:www.mercurynews.com/ci_6212151?source=rss
\_ 'When the girl told Ordonez that she was 15, she said he responded,
"No way! I thought you were 17."'
Yeah right. He sure had thought of his defense in court when he
decided to screw her.
\_ Where can I submit an application NOW!? |
| 2007/6/20-24 [Recreation/Dating] UID:47029 Activity:nil 66%like:47025 |
6/20 Nerdstock:
http://www.viceland.com/int/v14n6/htdocs/nerd.php?country=us |
| 2007/6/20 [Recreation/Dating] UID:47025 Activity:nil 66%like:47029 |
6/20 http://www.viceland.com/int/v14n6/htdocs/nerd.php?country=us |
| 2007/6/20-24 [Recreation/Dating] UID:47019 Activity:nil |
6/20 http://www.montrealmirror.com/2005/021705/sasha.html Cup O' Cum (no image, so SFW) \_ Your descriptions makes me think 'not safe for work' \_ My wife got stomach ache every time after she swallowed my cum. So now she doesn't do it anymore. \_ And you believed her? \_ http://bash.org/?772437 (no images, but content may be NSFW) |
| 2007/6/19-22 [Recreation/Dating] UID:47008 Activity:high |
6/19 // Motd summary on the age of consent
boolean legal(float age1, float age2) {
assert(age1 >= 10 && age2 >= 10 && age1 >= age2);
if (age1 >= 21 && age2 >= 21) return true;
float range = (age2 / 5);
if (age1 <= age2 + range) return true;
return false;
}
\_ Your assert is stupid.
\_ deltaAllowed x y = (min x y) / 5
legal x y = if ((x <10) || (y <10)) then False
else if ((x >= 21) && (y >= 21)) then True
else if (deltaAllowed x y) < abs (x - y) then False
else True
\_ legal x y | ((x < minAge) || (y < minAge)) = False
| ((x >= adult) && (y >= adult)) = True
| deltaAllowed < abs (x - y) = False
| otherwise = True
where deltaAllowed = (min x y) / 5
minAge = 10
adult = 21
\_ The real summary: One person wants legal and social acceptance to
have sex with children as an adult. Everyone else thinks having
sex with children is wrong and should be punished in various
permanent and painful ways.
\_ I never said anything about social acceptance. I also don't
consider 16 year olds children. "Everyone else" apparently
doesn't agree with you if you look at the most common laws.
\_ Oh yeah? Then why were you so upset when I said it made me
ill? It is wrong for an adult to have sex with a child.
Your hypothetical experienced 16 year old is what healthy
adults would call a "victim". 16 year olds should not have
that much experience, if they do something has gone very
wrong in their lives. An adult should not be taking
advantage of any child and doubly so a troubled child. Please
seek psychological help before you need legal help and you
leave some child in need of psychological help.
\_ I was using the experience thing as a counterexample. My
point does not depend on the 16 year old being experienced.
My point is pretty simple and has nothing to do with me
(I'm much more attracted to 20-somethings.)
1. 16 year olds do have sex, regardless of how ill it
makes you. If they want to, they want to. Sexual/
biological maturity comes before age 18 for the
vast majority of people.
\_ But not the non-biological maturity required to
deal with it in today's society. Some girls are
hitting puberty having periods as young and 9 and
10 now. That doesn't make them "a-ok" for sex.
\_ Deal with it? They do have it. That's the
point. The issue is why it's so harmful if
the partner is over a certain age. Do I think
a 16 year old is truly "mature"? No, neither is
an 18 year old for that matter. But you can't
ignore biology completely. A 16 year old is
mature by historical standards. They will
learn things all their life. They are mature
enough for sex if they feel they are though.
I'm not sure why you think sex is so evil.
Maybe you have psychological damage from
an overly strict upbringing.
There is a contradiction in exempting people
when the age difference is < x. Either it's
ok or it isn't. The 18 screwing the 17 is
a pedophile or not the same as the 22 or 26
and the 17, or whatever. 16 is an arbitrary
choice midway between biological maturity
and legal maturity.
\_ "Mature by historical standards" is not a
reasonable argument. By "historical
standards," your five year-olds should be
at work in factories, not in school. You
asked for reasonable arguments, but you
continue to ignore reasonable points. Face
it, man, you just want to have sex with
16 year-olds, and no reasonable argument is
going to convince you.
\_ You're ignoring my arguments and
attacking that one statement. Forget that
one then, it would take too long to
pedantically rephrase it in a way that
would avoid this kind of attack. Please
explain how it's unreasonable when most
of the world agrees with me.
\_ Second fallacy: I'm right because
most of the world agrees with me.
Closely tied to sub-fallacy: Most of
the world agrees with me.
\_ You were the one claiming that all
"reasonable" and "healthy" people
agree with you and that I'd get
thrown in jail. Are you the only
reasonable one? There's no point
arguing about what is reasonable.
\_ You're talking with more than
one person. Anyway, what is
wrong with it is that society
has deemed 16 years old too
young for sex with older men.
If you don't like that you can
a) deal with it, b) move to
Thailand, or c) try to get the
laws changed under the banner
of the Child Rapist Party. I
don't hold out much hope for
your option c), though. Good
luck with that and the therapy
sessions.
\_ You do realize that 16 is
fully legal in most of the
US already? So "society"
hasn't deemed any such thing,
only individual states?
2. Sex is not inherently harmful. Sex/love is a basic
human drive and doesn't cause psychological harm.
Rape etc. might. But sex != rape. Everyone is an
innocent virgin once. I would find a 40-something
with a teenager weird... but it's already legal
for 40+ to bang an 18 year old and that's also
weird. What's the actual harm?
\_ Sex is not love. Love is not sex. Once you
understand that the rest becomes clear.
\_ Why do you think I don't?
\_ from reading the rest of your pedantic
ranting about why you think it is ok to
have sex with children. seek help.
3. Age difference alone isn't harmful and shouldn't
be criminalized above age 16.
\_ Why 16? Why not 10? Why not birth? Age is the
only way society has to determine a general rule
that can be applied as law.
4. 16 year olds are legal anyway in tons of places so
I wouldn't need any legal help.
\_ Good luck in that Thai prison. You still need
serious psychological help even if this whole
thing has been a multi-day troll.
\_ Explain this please:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:AOCWorldMap.png
http://www.avert.org/aofconsent.htm
The US avg. is 16. Many countries allow even
lower and leave it to the court to decide if
there was something unreasonable going on.
\_ many countries are fucked up in lots of ways
we should not seek to emulate. "other
countries are primitive fuck ups who let
their children be raped so we should too!"
is not a reasonable point.
\_ Dear Sir, I would like to help you. What is your
name and address, please?
\_ I was hoping the law were more lenient. My sister is five years
younger than me, and now I have to wait till she reaches 21. |
| 2007/6/19-21 [Recreation/Dating] UID:47005 Activity:low |
6/19 what's with the cumshot in eye at the end of porn?
i would never do such a thing
\_ seconded. And anal, why the hell would you do something as
dirty and as risky as that. It smells too.
\_ Obviously, you've never served.
\_ You mean military or prison, or either?
\_ BUD DAY doesn't like your tone! Drop and give me twenty!
\_ Sounds like you have lots of experience.. tell us more.
\_ And what's with all the creampie movies out there lately, why
would you ever want to cum inside the vagina?
\_ uh....
\_ I guess it's gotta go somewhere. but why her eyeball?
\_ The porn you're watching is all too common, and dallies in fucked
up power dynamics and humiliation rituals that have always been
really disturbing to me. If you've wondered why so many women
"hate porn", it's because of stuff like this.
\_ I think I shot it up someone's nose once -- I was too busy laughing
to notice how pissed she was -- then there was the time I did the
self-facial by accident. Sex is so dirrrrty and fun!
\_ I did that once by accident, but both of us found it funny
enough to just laugh it up. According to that nympho women
forum posted on motd a while back, cum in the eye is supposed
to burn! Or maybe her partner had some problems...
\_ Ho don't cry
When I nut in your eye
Let it drip down your face
Bitch how does it taste?
--Robert Frost
\_ A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying?
\- E_CRYINGINTHERAIN |
| 2007/6/17-19 [Recreation/Dating] UID:46993 Activity:kinda low 80%like:46988 |
6/16 Happy Father's Day!
How many of you motd posters are parents?
\_ The day that I become a parent is the day that I lose my
weekends, sex, and freedom in general.
\_ True, but I like it anyway. (Actually, I find that if I help my
wife around the house, I get plenty of sex.)
\_ Do you both have a full time job outside the house?
\_ Yes, and 2 young children. I've decieded to regularly
sacrifice my own lesuire time in order to help my wife be
happy. It works out pretty well.
\_ No kidding, sex is much more steady when married. -dad
\_ Despite != because -John
\_ True, and I hate it, and I knew it even before I became a
parent. But my wife insisted having kids.
Parent: ...
Nope:
Not that I know of...: |
| 2007/6/16 [Recreation/Dating] UID:46980 Activity:nil |
6/16 Why I only date Asian women: it's popular and it makes you more
ethnically conscious and more socially sophisticated. In fact
we only hang out with other Caucasian/Asian couples because
they're more intellectually stimulating to be with. In the Bay
Area, dating Asian allows you to be accepted in the society more
easily. It is almost a necessity. -Asian fetish guy |
| 2007/6/15-19 [Recreation/Dating] UID:46970 Activity:moderate |
6/15 Why is sex between a 17 yo and a 15 yo acceptable but not between a
27 yo and a 15 yo? What exactly is the moral issue here?
\_ A 17 year old cannot take advantage of a girl the same way a 27
year old can. A 17 year old also isn't expected to necessarily
know better. Note how sex between a 17 year old and an 10 year old
is still a problem even though they are both minors. Why do you
think that is?
\_ What exactly do you mean when you say "take advantage of"?
A 10 year old is considered too young for any consent. And sex
is physically dangerous for most of them anyway. But is that
reasonable to apply to a 15 yo? 16?
\_ yes.
\_ 15 is considered too young for consent, too. Why would
10 not be okay and 15 be okay? They are both still
children.
\_ Not really they aren't. There are huge physiological
differences. Nobody considers 10 old enough but 14 is
accepted relatively commonly. It is legal in the US in
a couple states, but only within a certain age difference.
\_ With how young girls are reaching sexual maturity there
are *not* huge physiological differences, but it's
not the physiological differences that matter here.
\_ 10 and 15? huge differences, yes. I don't care
if you can find some 10 year old who is more
developed than some 15 year old. You motd people
love arguing irrelevant stuff like that.
\_ Well gee, maybe there is a difference between 2 years age difference
and 12.
\_ Maybe there is. And?
\_ And op wants to bang 17 year olds.
\_ not really, i'm just polemicising
\_ A 17 year old and a 15 year old are both high schoolers and it
is normal for two adolescents to date. It is considered exploitive
in our society for an adult to date an adolscent.
in our society for an adult to date an adolescent.
\_ Why should it be considered exploitative? Use age 16 if you
want. In reality people's experiences differ wildly and it's
not so uncommon for a 15 yo girl to be much more experienced
than a 22 yo man. An older man might also reasonably be expected
to be more responsible than a teenage boy.
\_ In many states, 16 is the age of consent for women. Go move
to Utah if you want to bang high schoolers. In Canada it is
14 and 13 in Spain.
\_ Studies sugget that cognitive development doesn't gel until
the ripe old age of 25. Anecdotally speaking, a mature 22yo
is still only mature for 22. Expecting a 22yo who is attracted
to a 15yo to be more responsible is already an exercise based
on faulty assumptions.
\_ Don't females mature faster than men in this respect?
At any rate the reality is that they have sex anyway. I'm
trying to get down to the specific issue with the age
difference. I knew a girl in HS who was dating some guy
in college and they ended up marrying. They were illegal.
At least a 20-something is legally responsible for more
than a teenage boy.
\_ Regardless of whether 15yo girls are more experienced
than 22yo guys, this changes nothing about it being
exploitive for a 22yo guy to have sex with a 15yo girl.
She's still a child, mentally and socially. He's an
adult. Any sexual relationship between them is by
default exploitive.
\_ Ok let's just use 16. Is it ok now? Where is the
harm? What exactly is he exploiting? Isn't she
exploiting him, if it's consensual? Or is it
impossible for them to have "love"? Should it be
illegal?
\_ Frankly, yes. And more to the point, a blanket
18 would be a much better idea. There are actual
chemical differences between children aged 16 and
people aged 18. For the purposes of fairness,
lower the drinking age to 18 while we're at it.
\_ You didn't answer the first part. What is the
harm that is being prevented? There are
chemical differences between everybody. That
is totally meaningless.
\_ In many states, 16 is the age of consent for women. Go move
to Utah if you want to bang high schoolers. In Canada it is
14 and 13 in Spain.
\_ This thread has gone on way too long so
I'll spell it out for you: A 16 year old,
ANY 16 year old is a child. A 22 year old
is an adult. Period. Get over it. You
are not going to convince anyone that your
fantasies of nailing your friend's very
little sister are ok. As a personal note,
I'm 37 and look at 22 year olds as children
in comparison to where I am now. The idea
of 16 year olds having sex with anyone at
all makes me physically ill. Go ahead and
make your final statement. My reply to
that will be removing this sickening thread.
\_ We should outlaw sex with 22 year olds
\_ No, you misread what I said about 22
year olds. Since the rest of what you
said is based on that misreading there
is nothing more to reply to here.
since you are sickened by it. Maybe you
have issues. Most of the world doesn't
seem to fit your views. You also aren't
mature enough to discuss something
without projecting things on me. Should
sodomy be illegal because it sickens
lots of people? 16 is not "very little"
by anyone's standards. Oh well, you're
not worth talking to anyway. You haven't
addressed the issue of what harm exactly
is suffered by these poor 16 year old
children if they have sex, and how that
varies with their partner's age.
_/
Posit: In order for sex to be consensual, it must occur between two
individuals who can demonstrate a cognizant recognition of the physical and
emotional consequences of the act. By definition, children lack the cognitive
ability and emotional maturity to fully comprehend said consequences. Although
_some_ 16yo may be able to prove, through emancipation, that they are mature
enough in the eyes of society to give consent and demonstrate that they
possess the above cognizant recognition, the majority do not. As such, it is
in the best interest of minors to be barred from giving consent. Exception:
Teenagers existing in close proximity to each other (as in school or
school-oriented social groupings), and possessed of/by the various and sundry
hormones of adolescence cannot, and should not, be expected to resist physical
intimacy with their peers solely on the basis of an arbitrary age limit; thus
teenagers can give consent to other teenagers within two years of their age
range. The difference in brain maturity and level of coercive ability
extendable and resistable varies greatly outside of the two-year age variance;
in other words, it's easier for a 22yo to convince a 16yo to have sex despite
the latter not yet fully grasping the consequences thereof.
Now, as for your other silliness: It is no great hardship for mature, rational
people to hold that consensual sex between adults of any gender or number is
perfectly acceptable while at the same time condemning as immoral and
unethical those acts which are skewed toward coercion and the exploitation of
those who cannot demonstrate the afore-mentioned recognition. Is it fair to
assign an arbitrary age? Perhaps not, but a society must needs think of the
welfare of society as a whole, and illegalizing statutory rape seems to be the
only way to get child-pluckers away from the borderline cases.
\_ Ok now this is a reasoned argument. However you've tried
to establish that they can't comprehend the consequences, yet they
are allowed to do it anyway with their peers. This doesn't follow
unless it's to the effect that "they'll do it anyway". But that
acknowledges that these "children" are naturally driven to do
this thing you claim they're not ready for. A 16yo is fully
aware of the decision to have sex, in general. Is it easier for
\_ Nonsense. Go look up teen pregnancy rates.
\_ What do those rates tell us about their awareness?
a 22yo to convince a 16yo? That's non-obvious. I don't see the
moral or practical reason to criminalize the 22yo but not
the 18yo. All the physical and emotional consequences are the
\_ 18 y/o is an adult under the law. Try again.
\_ No, in CA, you can have sex with someone who is
within four years of your age, hence 19 y.o. and
16 y.o. is legal, but 22 y.o. and 16 y.o. is not.
same or worse. And this assumes that sexual activity is inherently
damaging, which is the unspoken assumption behind your initial
argument: that these physical and/or emotional consequences are
negative. Arguably the consequences may be less when the male
\_ See teen pregnancy rates. I'd love to see you argue that
pregnancy at age 16 isn't a negative consequence.
\_ Ok great. I like that. Now what basis do you have to
argue that an older partner increases the risk of
unplanned pregnancy? Or even the incidence of sex?
It's quite likely to be the opposite. A teen boy
has less legal responsibility.
is more mature. How is a 19/16 pair sick? Yes the guy is more
mature than an 18 year old. So what? Anyway it seems most of the
world isn't as draconian as your argument.
Actually your argument seems like a case against mixed sex schools.
\_ In many states, 16 is the age of consent for women. Go move
to Utah if you want to bang high schoolers. In Canada it is
14 and 13 in Spain.
\_ I appreciate how you slyly changed your 27 y.o. man to a 22
y.o. There is a large body of psychological research that
indicates that sexual relationships where there is a massive
power difference and the relationship is of an exploitive
nature are damaging to the child. This is most extreme in
case of parent/child, priest/alter boy, parent/teacher, etc.
Do you think that these relationships should be legal as well?
\_ The Child Molesting Poster just wants justification for
nailing his friend's little sister. Nothing you can say will
change that. Well written but unfortunately wasted on CMP.
\_ They are legal though. Not children and boys of course but
it's not illegal for a boss to screw his employee and such.
The person might lose his job but it's not criminalized.
Parent/child? You're really reaching if you think that's a
similar issue. Simply being older doesn't confer any massive
power difference. Or any power at all arguably.
\_ No, they are not legal. In fact, statuatory rape can go
from a misomeanor to a felony if there is a trust and
power relationship between a child and the adusive adult.
Are you claiming that an adult boss can legally screw his 14
year old employees? You are really in never-never land now.
\_ DUH the power relationship is orthoganal to the age
issue. The power relationship is not criminalized except
for incest.
\_ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Position_of_trust
Not true, at least not in some states. I honestly
don't know about California.
\_ Please, a wiki page with "citations needed"?
Anyway, merely being older is not a position of
authority, for people who are not little kids.
There would have to be some other relationship.
\_ I'm saying that adult-on-child sex is not okay. I'm saying that
teen-on-teen sex is fraught with physical and emotional peril
but that's it's unreasonable to assume that teenagers will
have the restraint to refrain, and so the only reasonable
restriction is to limit the interaction to a two-year range;
I'm saying that children should play with children their own
age. I'm saying that a horny 22/27yo guy, no matter how
socially inept, has more tools available to coerce an immature
16yo into sex that the 16yo is not ready for than that 16yo's
peers. The moral reason to criminalize sex between adults and
children is to prevent exploitation and coercion. Your last
sentence is ludicrous and ignores what I've said.
\_ Not ludicrous. You're saying sex is fraught with all these
perils (what exactly? I never was imperilled... stds?) and
that teens can't stop themselves from banging their peers
so that sounds like an argument to segregate the sexes.
Why do you use the word "coerce"? Coercion == rape and is
already illegal. Why do you think 16yos are not ready for
sex? More of them have sex than don't these days.
\_ Well, I tried to reason with you and that didn't work.
Your issue is with the age at which children become
adults. Have fun fighting that fight.
\_ There's no law saying you have to be an adult to
have sex. So the issue is simply about the age
difference.
\_ This is precisely what age of consent accomplishes.
\_ Well that's the crux: whether it does accomplish
something useful, and what the details of it
should be; this stuff is not universally agreed
as the various laws even within the US prove.
People like you would like no "children" to have
sex. Age of consent does not solve that at all.
\_ Sigh. Why is reading so hard for you? People
like me, i.e., reasonable people, don't want
adults to have sex with children. People like
you should be chemically castrated.
\_ So the majority of the world where 16 is
legal are unreasonable and should be
castrated. Check. (wait, so you're fine
with children having sex with children?
why's that, when it cause so many
problems? they're getting damaged for
life)
castrated. Check. And you're fine with
kids having sex with other kids for some
reason.
\_ I think there is a distinction that
has not been made here between "what I
think" and "what I would legislate".
You're all blurring this line, muddying
the argument. -!pp
\_ Hey, it's your hero!
http://www.csua.org/u/iyt |
| 2007/6/15 [Recreation/Dating] UID:46959 Activity:nil |
6/15 fags
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/dayinpictures?o=8&f=/g/a/2007/06/14/dip.DTL
\_ How did they conclude that this is related to congenital dysplasia?
\_ How sexy:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/dayinpictures?o=6&f=/g/a/2007/06/14/dip.DTL |
| 2007/6/14-15 [Politics/Domestic/Gay, Recreation/Dating] UID:46955 Activity:very high |
6/14 I can relate having known a few guys who were not just slightly gay
but just down right effeminate who sexually have as much straight
sex as any guy out there. I mean it's all relative. psb may actually
BE gay, but if his sexual relationships have been 80% straight and
20% gay then it just shows he can relate sexually to both genders
right? I think thats pretty cool myself. I often think that if
more macho jocks had at least one gay experience they might be
more romantic and all around just better in bed. I'm sure many
might disagree though. I would love to have sex with a guy
like psb!
\_ we know you would, asshole.
\_ we know you would, kchang.
\_ we know you would, tom holub.
\- yikes. ok, no more csua events for me. --psb
\_ You obviously don't know much about macho jocks and frat parties...
\_ One of my supercute gay friends had sex with dozens of "straight"
macho frat jock types in high school. |
| 2007/6/14-16 [Recreation/Dating, Recreation/Celebrity/ParisHilton, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll] UID:46951 Activity:nil 66%like:46934 |
6/14 I figured out where motd boob guy went
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/06/14/fashion/14reduction.html
\_ I, for one, fully support American effort to remove any chance of
feelings of embarassment in our children. We must shelter them from
reality until they are at least 26!
\_ Paris Hilton is 26. Clearly your plan hasn't worked. Let's
push that back to 30 and revisit in 4 years.
\_ *shudder* I can now see Paris Hilton relating to the age of
sheltering much as Mickey Mouse relates to length of copy-
right.
\_ So you figure 75+ years after her death is a good number?
\_ Must be all that hormone in the cow milk we drink. |
| 2007/6/14-18 [Recreation/Dating] UID:46947 Activity:nil |
6/14 http://youtube.com/watch?v=fUCxza768sw Welch's Grape Juice Commercial. Too cute or too disgusting? cute: ... disgusting: \_ http://youtube.com/watch?v=XXGaqXCmPsc \_ Neither. What's so special about it? I don't get it. \_ "It's also very good for you too." Where's the grammar police? \_ Now this is the disgusting one: http://youtube.com/watch?v=GhfCZWGzX0c \_ don't watch commercials: . |
| 2007/6/13-16 [Recreation/Dating] UID:46937 Activity:nil |
6/13 Interesting downside to the virginity pledge:
http://www.livescience.com/health/050318_virginity_pledge.html
\_ For most csua'ers it is not a pledge
\_ I thought all the anal and oral sex was an upside.
\_ Depends on whose anus it is.
\_ Depending on whose anus it is.
\_ Scaredy cat. |
| 2007/6/13-16 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll, Recreation/Dating] UID:46934 Activity:nil 66%like:46951 |
6/13 motd boob guy RIP
\_ He died???
\_ Yeah, dead. His fantasy of doing some chick with huge
boobs came true, but she fell asleep on top of him with
her boobs on either side of his face and he smothered. |
| 2007/6/11-13 [Recreation/Dating] UID:46906 Activity:kinda low |
6/11 Judge: No 10-year sentence for teen sex
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070611/ap_on_re_us/teen_sex_case
\_ He's still in jail as the DA appeals. WTF? Best comment on this
whole case so far: "If we jailed every teenager who had sex, who
would serve us our burgers and fries?"
\_ That's why someone is trying to pass the amnesty program for
illegal immigrants.
illegal immigrants. We need to keep the supply of teens.
\_ ...you want oral sex from illegal immigrants?
\_ with a teen and you'll get your 10 year sentence and no
one will write sympathetic articles about you, perv.
\_ "Not good enough, said Wilson's lawyer, B.J. Bernstein."
There's the problem, he'll never beat the oral sex rap with old
BJ representing him. |
| 2007/6/7-8 [Recreation/Dating] UID:46880 Activity:nil |
6/7 NSFW: Mr Bean AKA Rowan Atkinson's daughter
http://bbboobs.blogspot.com/2007/06/mr-beans-daughter-is-hot.html
\_ Do they scream silicone?
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/5098/13mj8.jpg
\_ It's Gemma Atkinson, not Rowan Atkinson's daughter, and of course
they're silicone.
http://www.maximmag.co.uk/maximgirls/covergirls/5267/gemma_atkinson.html |
| 2007/6/4 [Reference/Military, Recreation/Dating] UID:46849 Activity:insanely high |
6/4 NWSW Chick with a big gun
link:tinyurl.com/yosafk
\_ Who wants to see a chick with lopsided guns? |
| 2007/6/1-4 [Recreation/Dating] UID:46823 Activity:low |
6/1 My breasts are huge
http://jqsbignaturals.blogspot.com/2007/05/jerri-monetchristy-marks.html
\_ NSFW (did I really have to tell you that...?) |
| 2007/5/30-6/4 [Recreation/Dating] UID:46795 Activity:low |
5/30 Want lots of nookie? Be either really friendly or really cold:
http://www.csua.org/u/it4
\_ "Lots of partners" != "Lots of nookie"
I bet the reason the really cold people have so many partners is
because no one will stay will them for long.
\_ Technically they only have to stay with you for about an
hour or two. -John
\_ Sad but true: s/hour/minute/
\_ Speak for yourself. -John
\_ I'll let Kinsey speak:
http://www.kinseyinstitute.org/resources/ak-data.html
"Length of Coitus:Males:
17.6% of males reported ejaculation less than 2 minutes after intromission
47.6% less than five minutes in coitus in first marriage
22.9% claimed to have lasted 10 or more minutes" |
| 2007/5/25 [Recreation/Dating] UID:46753 Activity:nil |
5/25 I cried in the dressing room when I was measured as a 32DDD last year
(I'm only 25!) My boobs look ginormous. We're talking Pamela Anderson
sized basketball boobs. They are so big that I often fantasize
about weighing them in the produce section of the supermarket
(you know, those big scales that hang from the ceiling)
just to see how much weight I have strapped to my chest.
I'd have to weigh 'em one at a time because both at one might break
the scale. |
| 2007/5/21-24 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Motd, Recreation/Dating, Reference/BayArea] UID:46712 Activity:kinda low |
5/19 Any other SF residents on the motd? My gf and I have both independently
pooing along the sewage around the city of late in random places.
I've heard the city has an antiquated sewage system in need of repair,
and I'm wondering if our poo smell has reached everyone. Anyone else
notice these smells? And yes, our poo is smellier than homeless
people. I know the smell of my own poo & Homeless (tm) quite well.
\_ You're smelling the decay of Western Society, is all.
\_ Yet one more reason why I don't live in the city.
\_ Yet one more useless response from the motd.
\_ Uh oh, Bitter Renting City Dweller strikes again!
\_ I haven't noticed anything, but I've been told that the Embarcadero
area south of market is built on top of huge holding ponds.
\_ The City is slowly tearing out all the old sewer pipes and
replacing them with new ones. They did my neighborhood last year.
I have noticed sewage smells near the North Point sewage plant
on the North Waterfront, near Fisherman's Wharf, but that has
been true for years. I don't think it is possible to make
a sewage plant that does not smell. If you happen to end
up by the big plant near India Basin, you will smell it too.
Sometimes it overflows into the streets of Hunter's Point on a
really rainy day, but I kind of doubt that you were hanging out in
the hood.
-ausman
\_ Thanks for a thoughtful response. This has been mostly in and
around Duboce Triangle, the Mission District, and parts of
Downtown. All of those are low-lying areas, which may make
a big difference in this case. -op
\_ There is no reason that I know of that you might smell
sewage in those places. Are you sure you just aren't
smelling unwashed bodies? -ausman
\_ when IT emerges from the sewers and proceeds to eat half
the city you'll know why. |
| 2007/5/20-21 [Recreation/Dating, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:46706 Activity:nil 71%like:46695 |
5/19 Realistic Vitamins - Fake vitamins that feel real
http://www.affections.com/Vaginas.htm |
| 2007/5/19-24 [Recreation/Dating] UID:46696 Activity:nil |
5/19 How to please a girl sexually. Written by a girl:
http://www.sunnycrittenden.com/wp/2001/03
\_ Give her your credit card. Don't even think of touching her.
You'll make her incredibly happy.
\_ Hello bitter married guy! Do you miss sex?
\_ Sounds like he really wants to be happy divorced guy.
\_ I don't miss sex. Your gf keeps me happy.
\_ You know, I have a wealthy friend who was married for
two years before his wife left him. He calculated that
he had to pay $40K for every time they had sex. At that
rate, better to get a high class whore.
\_ The he killed here while taking an anti-RSI break from
working on his filesystem. |
| 2007/5/19-24 [Uncategorized/Profanity, Recreation/Dating] UID:46695 Activity:nil 71%like:46706 |
5/19 Realistic Vaginas - Fake vaginas that feel real
http://www.affections.com/Vaginas.htm
\_ Are they better than Fleshlight? |
| 2007/5/16-19 [Health/Women, Recreation/Dating] UID:46660 Activity:nil |
5/16 I'm trying to understand the India culture better. A lab-mate of
mine used to tell me that I should *never* date Bengali women.
They are city sluts who are over-westernized and are extremely
materialistic, and only talk to men who wear Rolex and drive
Mercedes. He used to say that Punjabi women, unlike Bengali women,
are better lovers and better in the kitchen. What other types of
Indian women are out there and what stereotypes do the Indian
men usually have on them? ok thx. -Mr Culture Sensitive
\_ I wouldnt know difference between Bengali and Punjabi if
they bit me |
| 2007/5/16 [Recreation/Dating, Health/Women] UID:46657 Activity:nil 57%like:46667 |
5/16 Is it necessary to pull out when she's on the pill? Find out:
http://www.aphroditewomenshealth.com/forums/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=92434
http://www.aphroditewomenshealth.com/forums/ubbthreads.php?ubb=printthread&Board=3&main=5170&type=thread |
| 2007/5/12-14 [Recreation/Dating] UID:46608 Activity:nil |
5/12 Convince your girl that she doesn't have to go to the bathroom
after sex:
http://en.allexperts.com/q/Great-Sex-859/effects.htm
\_ I've been telling my girl this, but she keeps on saying "But your
cum feels sticky in me, Daddy." |
| 2007/5/11-14 [Recreation/Dating, Reference/Law/Visa, Reference/Law/Court] UID:46590 Activity:nil |
5/11 http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,271438,00.html Authorities charge 28 in South Carolina of arranging phony marriages to help foreigners evade immigration laws |
| 2007/5/9-12 [Recreation/Dating] UID:46568 Activity:moderate |
5/8 What are some signs that you're addicted to sex?
\_ You're indiscriminate about how you get your "fix"?
\_ You find yourself starring in Hogan's Heroes?
\_ Ouch! heh.
\_ Define addiction.
\_ addict: to devote or surrender (oneself) to something habitually
or obsessively
All healthy people basically have a hardwired sex addiction.
If it's "abnormal" and messes up the rest of your life then
I guess would be a problem. You could always neuter yourself.
food addiction : obesity :: sex addiction : ?
\_ I think most women don't have a sex addiction at all.
\_ Hmm... you may be onto something there.
\_ CAGE questions: do you feel the need to Cut down your use?
do you feel Annoyed when people ask you to quit? do you feel
Guilty about your use? do you need an Eye-opener to get going
in the morning? (Wow...these alcoholism questions don't transfer
well to other addictions).
\_ The last one still applies if you stay up all night having sex.
\_ The first three might for sex addiction if you were Catholic
or something like that. |
| 2007/5/7 [Recreation/Dating] UID:46543 Activity:very high |
5/7 I'm 23 and have size 28K boobs! I'm 5'1, size 10 and look so out of
proportion! They didn't start growing until I was about 17 and they
just don't seem to want to stop...anyone else been through this?
And if so, how old were you when they stopped?
I am actually a walking boob, much to the amusement of my friends.
Will defo have to get reduction one day, but don't want the hassle
of that just now.
Also, has anyone else out there got 28K's?!!!
\_ post pics or it isn't true! |
| 2007/5/5 [Recreation/Dating] UID:46534 Activity:nil |
5/4 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0
09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0
09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0
09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0
09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0
\_ ?
\_ 32 DD. (But I can only dream.) My wife is 34B. My ex-gf is 38D.
\_ DD on a 32? Only in plastic.
\_ Well, 32D or even 34D is good enough too. -- PP
\_ http://www.32dd.net Are those women in the pictures really
32DD? Those busts look so small.
\_ My gf is 32C and I like that. 34C and 36C are fine, too, but
I don't really care enough to make that some kind of
determining factor in a mate. I guess I would say that A cups
do not excite me, but anything else is fine. In fact, larger
than D is probably not too good either.
\_ You just haven't met the right A....
\_ Like I said, it's not a factor I use in choosing a mate.
A cups are fine if they are attached to the right girl,
but given a choice B is better.
\_ pictureP |
| 2007/5/1 [Recreation/Dating] UID:46500 Activity:high |
5/1 I haven't had sex with my girlfriend since February.
Today I found a HUGE and I mean HUGE dildo in the pile
of clean clothes next to her bed. Jesus Christ I think
it must be named Thor.
\_ she wants to use it on you.
\_ It wasn't a HUGE dildo. It was me whom your gf was hiding under
that pile of clean clothes. j/k. |
| 2007/4/26-29 [Recreation/Dating] UID:46459 Activity:kinda low |
4/26 This is pretty funny, albeit old.
Japanese women suffering from Retired Husband Syndrome!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/this_world/6143010.stm
\_ Funnier:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/04/26/ovine_poodle_scam
\_ This is a hoax. Never happened.
\_ And it's now on snopes:
http://www.snopes.com/critters/lurkers/poodlesheep.asp
\_ Ha. But crap, L630 per sheep? Is that really cheaper than a
regular poodle?
\_ in japan... yes.
\_ Purebred dogs are about $1000 each. I paid $500 each for
my Siamese cats. I can buy a sheep for less than a
purebred dog.
\_ Dang, I rather have the sheep.
\_ Didn't want to know. |
| 2007/4/24-25 [Recreation/Dating] UID:46436 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
4/24 motd guy here
today Apr 24 2007 I will no longer look at porn.
help me stay strong.
\_ why?
\_ Crap. had a relapse. ok trying again. Wed Apr 25 2007. |
| 2007/4/23-25 [Recreation/Dating, Consumer/TV] UID:46421 Activity:nil |
4/23 How many of you have homes that actually somewhat resemble the ones
on HGTV or Country Living magazine? My wife's been going nuts
buying things that look nice but are totally and utterly
useless. In fact, the home's is now pretty much non-functional.
In the bathroom, I have to hide my toothpaste, toothbrush, cups,
\_ What about your balls?
Are you looking for advice or just venting?
listinerine, etc. In the shower, I have to bring my own basket of
of shower gel, shampoo, conditioner, lotions, etc instead of
leaving them in the shower. The living room-- no remote, no
bills, nothing, just a plant in the middle of the coffee table,
for looks. I can hardly do anything or find anything nowadays.
I ask again, how many of you have homes that actually resemble
the ones on TV and magazines, AND still feel at home?
\_ Suggestion: Take away the TV and the magazines.
\_ I kind of have the opposite problem, in that I like everything to
be "put away" while my wife is fine with clutter. But I am not
as extreme as your wife. -ausman
\_ Nah, I'm against non-functional living conditions.
\_ Last night my wife accused me of living like I was still in high
school. (Since I don't clean up as much as she'd like.) I then
described to her how I lived in high school and early college, and
she conceeded that I had improved a lot and let it die. Go, go, low
standards!
\_ Nothing like it. Get balls or a new wife. |
| 2007/4/18 [Recreation/Dating] UID:46350 Activity:kinda low |
4/18 It's amazing how the opposite sex can act like a catalyst that
leads to irrational behavior. Just look at the NASA PhD woman
who tried to kill her lover's SO this year, and countless love-hate
related crimes in the history of mankind. In all seriousness, I
think that if the VT killer had more free access to quality porn,
he may simply have been masterbating his life away instead of
getting pissed off at everyone else. What do you think?
\_ who doesn't have free access to quality porn?
\_ Porn and masturbation aren't substitutes for sex. If you're
sexually frustrated I suggest exercising a lot. At 2-3hrs/day
hard exercise you won't be feeling too sexual, and soon you'll
look so much better that actual sex will be easier to obtain.
It worked for achoi!
\_ Do you think if the VT killer exercised more, the violence
on 4/16 would have been prevented?
\_ Yes, actually, I do. Exercise combats depression and
could have been an avenue for this guy to connect sanely
with other people. Nothing like having a hobby other
people share to help you connect. Further, exercise
de-stresses people so that might have helped too. Last,
he might have got an actual woman if he looked hotter.
Women aren't immune to beauty.
\_ He must be built like Mr. Universe contestant by now
\_ Actually, achoi is married. Presumably he's getting it
once or twice a week. |
| 2007/4/16-19 [Recreation/Dating] UID:46319 Activity:nil |
4/16 Abstinence only sex education basically 1.5billion down the shitter:
http://slacktivist.typepad.com/slacktivist/2007/04/no_effect.html
http://www.mathematica-mpr.com/publications/PDFs/impactabstinence.pdf |
| 2007/4/16-18 [Recreation/Dating] UID:46313 Activity:moderate |
4/16 I recently read a book titled "Babyproofing Your Marriage." In the
chapter on sex, they had found many (most?) couples with small children
having sex on the order of once a month. This is amazing to me,
aside from around our children's birth (when you aren't medically
allowed to do it), we have never fallen below about once a week. Is
anyone here that deprived?
\_ How many years have you been together? I've had many relationships
and have had great sex in the first year. Then it drops off
sharply by the 3-4th year, and eventually the girl becomes a
bitch and complains about her salary, her friends' husbands
making more money, having a house, going to Europe, so on
so forth.
\_ Almost everything above applies to my marriage, except that my
wife complains about my salary instead of hers. But she only
lets me work 7hrs a day, so I don't see how she can compare
my salary to the salary of her friend's husbands who work ~10hrs.
-- !OP
\_ I have sex with my life like 3 times a year.
\_ Really. Do you have children? Is your wife just "too tired?"
Do you justuse porn so much you don't care?
\_ I'm not the "op", but I noticed my sex drive is definitely
reduced now that I'm exercising 2-3 hours/day. Though
if I stop exercising for 2 days the libido goes totally
through the roof.
\_ I'm not the op or pp, but I've found the opposite to be
true: the fitter I am, the higher my libido.
\_ 2-3 hrs/day? Maybe you're just plain tired.
\_ Yup. I'm just plain tired.
\_ How long have you been married?
\_ I'll avoid identifing myself too closely, but I've been married
between 1 and 7 years, and have 2 young children.
\_ Big difference between 1 year and 7 years.
\_ Dropped from every other day to every third day after the kid
was born. |
| 2007/4/7-10 [Recreation/Dating] UID:46229 Activity:high |
4/7 Poll, at what age did you stop enjoying the followings:
clubbing: 22
anime/cartoon: 22
video games: 29
roller coaster rides: 27
alcohol:
weed:
masterbation: 28
dating teenagers: 37
\_ You don't like vg anymore or your wife doesn't?
roller coaster rides: 27
alcohol:
weed:
masterbation: 28
roller coaster rides: 27, 33, never liked
alcohol: Still like, N
weed: Never liked, N
masterbation: 28, 33
roller coaster rides: 27, 33, never liked, N
alcohol: Still like, N, N
weed: Never liked, N, 21
masterbation: 28, 33, N
\_ Haven't stopped yet. (36, married 7yrs)
dating teenagers: 37
dating teenagers: 37, Never liked, N
dating teenagers: 37, Never liked, N, 34
\_ What mark should we use for not yet? N?
\_ Haven't stopped yet, (36, married 7yrs)
listening to "pop" music: 20 |
| 2007/4/6-7 [Recreation/Dating, Health/Women] UID:46214 Activity:high |
4/5 Hey boob guy, check this out!
http://www.csua.org/u/iek
"The average chest size of a British teenager has grown
dramatically over the past 10 years and is now a whopping 36D."
\_ It might just be a lot of fat teenagers. BTW are UK cup sizes the
same as US cup sizes?
\_ more muslim women in burkas
\_ Here's a screencap
http://aycu18.webshots.com/image/15057/2004331463813295088_rs.jpg
\_ HOT!
\_ here's a torrent
http://tinyurl.com/2dpszu |
| 2007/4/2-3 [Recreation/Dating] UID:46173 Activity:moderate |
4/2 I'm single but my buddy got married 2 years ago. My buddy says
his wife is trying to weed out all of his single friends, including
me. Why? why why why? What's wrong with me? I didn't do nothing
to her, why is she doing this to me? Bitch!
\_ Likely she just feels left out when he hangs out with you. If
you're married you'll have a wife to entertain her.
\_ Are you just trying to understand what is going on, or do you
want to affect the default trajectory. This seems to be a
simpler case since it appears your friend understands what is
going on, so it's up to him to explain or change. Or is your
real point, your friend is a loser for "letting" this happen
and you are just venting your frustration?
\_ Dirt common. There's nothing you can do about it. It is up to him
to keep his friends. I'm married but I prefer not to do couples
events so the same thing has happened to me several times. It's
just the way of things.
\_ Amusingly, after years of doing this to me, my wife recently asked
me why I don't have any friends I hang out with. She said my lack
of friends is "weird."
\_ what's "weird" is you begin by calling this "amusing".
I suppose there is something to be said for not losing your
sense of humor as you lose your friends.
\_ Eh, I've always been more family oriented than friend
oriented. It wasn't that big a deal for me. I'm odd.
\_ Then she didn't do anything to you. You didn't care about
your friends.
\_ Ok, I guess? So, forcing the choice between 2 good
things doesn't count as doing anything?
Or, to put it another way, caring more about A than B
means you don't care about B at all? |
| 2007/3/30-4/3 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Domestic/President/Bush] UID:46155 Activity:nil |
3/30 "Bush Fish and Wildlife Service appointee not only sends internal
government reports to industry lobbyists but also to online gaming
'virtual friend' for unbiased second opinion."
http://www.tpmmuckraker.com/archives/002929.php
\_ Worth reading for the WoW reference alone... |
| 2007/3/28-29 [Politics/Domestic/California, Recreation/Dating] UID:46135 Activity:nil |
3/28 Damn, they really can't even keep their lies straight anymore
http://www.tpmmuckraker.com/archives/002901.php |
| 2007/3/24-25 [Recreation/Dating, Reference/Religion] UID:46085 Activity:very high |
3/24 Dear sodans. What's the best way to rid of bad thoughts like sex
and other bad basic human urges? I think about them all the time
and I waste a lot of time porn surfing. I know it's a waste of time
and it is pointless but I just can't help myself. Please help.
PS. this is NOT a troll. I'd like to be cured.
\_ Masturbate regularly to satiate your sex drive.
\_ http://mormon.org
and I waste a lot of time porn surfing. I know it's a waste of time
and it is pointless but I just can't help myself. Please help.
PS. this is NOT a troll. I'd like to be cured.
\_ Your main problem is that your religion has lied to you about life.
You've been told by your religion that thinking about sex is a sin,
yet if you actually read your scriptures, you'll see that your
religion has no problem with slavery, genocide, and rape. Sane
people who are free of the mental disease of
christiantiy/islam/judaism recognize that these are among the worst
crimes humans ever perpetrate on one another, and that your religion
has so much blood on its hands as to erase any moral authority it
might claim on any subject. Why don't you overcome your urges
to think about sex(and I'm guessing violence) by having sex with
people who actually want to have sex with you and fighting people
who want to fight you in a controlled environment, and tell
your religion to go fuck itself?
people who are free of the mental disease of christiantiy/islam/
judaism recognize that these are among the worst crimes humans ever
perpetrate on one another, and that your religion has so much blood
on its hands as to erase any moral authority it might claim on any
subject. Why don't you overcome your urges to think about sex (and
I'm guessing violence) by having sex with people who actually want
to have sex with you and fighting people who want to fight you in
a controlled environment, and tell your religion to go fuck itself?
\- YMWTR: Jonathan Edwards
The God that holds you over the pit of hell, much as one holds a
spider, or some loathsome insect over the fire, abhors you, and is
dreadfully provoked: his wrath towards you burns like fire; he
looks upon you as worthy of nothing else, but to be cast into the
fire; he is of purer eyes than to bear to have you in his sight;
you are ten thousand times more abominable in his eyes, than the
most hateful venomous serpent is in ours. You have offended him
infinitely more than ever a stubborn rebel did his prince; and yet
it is nothing but his hand that holds you from falling into the
fire every moment. It is to be ascribed to nothing else, that you
did not go to hell the last night; that you was suffered to awake
again in this world, after you closed your eyes to sleep. And
there is no other reason to be given, why you have not dropped into
hell since you arose in the morning, but that God's hand has held
you up. There is no other reason to be given why you have not gone
to hell, since you have sat here in the house of God, provoking his
to hell, since you have sat here in the sloda motd, provoking his
pure eyes by your sinful wicked manner of attending his solemn
worship. Yea, there is nothing else that is to be given as a reason
why you do not this very moment drop down into hell.
O sinner! Consider the fearful danger you are in: it is a great
why you do not this very moment drop down into /dev/hell.
O slodan! Consider the fearful danger you are in: it is a great
furnace of wrath, a wide and bottomless pit, full of the fire of
wrath, that you are held over in the hand of that God, whose wrath
is provoked and incensed as much against you, as against many of
the damned in hell. You hang by a slender thread, with the flames
the damned in hell. You hang by a slender pthread, with the flames
of divine wrath flashing about it, and ready every moment to singe
it, and burn it asunder; and you have no interest in any Mediator,
and nothing to lay hold of to save yourself, nothing to keep off
the flames of wrath, nothing of your own, nothing that you ever
have done, nothing that you can do, to induce God to spare you one
moment.
usec.
\_ If you are a religious person, you don't really want to lose the
urge to commit sin, or that would mean that you have just become
an automaton, unable to think and act freely. The whole metaphor
of the Garden of Eden is to remind us that we have the choice
to sin or not and that choice is what seperates us from the
angels and from animals. You should not want to lose your free
will, just learn to excercise it with restraint. If you are not
religious, why would you want to stop thinking about doing something
that is perfecly normal and healthy? -ausman
\_ If you really want to quit this habit, why not try doing something
that you find more productive/positive w/ your time? If you like
outdoors activities, try doing weekly hikes, &c. Or maybe you could
try going back to school for a professional degree.
that you find more productive/positive w/ your time? Also, have you
tried weaning yourself of pr0n, &c. by voluntarily limiting your
exposure? You could gradually work yourself away from those habits
you dislike towards other activities you think are more positive. |
| 2007/3/23-27 [Recreation/Dating] UID:46074 Activity:nil |
3/23 Why does this make me so uncomfortable:
http://generationsoflight.com/generationsoflight/html/PurityBall.html
\_ Maybe it's this line:
"Would you pledge your virginity to your father?"
http://www.generationsoflight.com/generationsoflight/html/News.html
\_ I bet half of its members are also members of NAMGLA. Why else
would they keep the moms out of the process? |
| 2007/3/23-26 [Recreation/Dating, Recreation/Interesting, Recreation/Media] UID:46071 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
3/23 Best CAPTCHA ever
http://hotcaptcha.com
\_ wow this rules.
\_ is it just me, or is the 'male' version
\_ is it just me, or is the 'male' version broken.
\_ It is just you. Though the author has kind of a strange idea
as to what constitutes a "cute guy." Think twink. |
| 2007/3/22-24 [Recreation/Dating, Science/Biology] UID:46056 Activity:nil 76%like:46053 |
3/22 Creatures found that have not had sex for 100m years OR
Divergent selection found in asexual reproducers
http://www.physorg.com/news93597385.html
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/science/article1539281.ece
Let the obligatory jokes about geeks and sex begin.
[ merged w/ thread originally posted below ]
\_ See yesterday's "Divergent selection found in asexual reproducers"
thread below.
\_ Ah, apologies for the repost. This title was more prurient.
\_ What does "species" mean when you're referring to
creatures which produce asexually?
\_ Reading http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Species it's probably
still undefined.
\_ My HS Bio AP understanding of "species" is that all members of
the species are genetically similar enough to interbred. It is
conceivable that random mutations and errors in DNA replication
in asexual reproducers could produce members that are no longer
able to reproduce w/ the members of the species from which they
descended.
\_ The problem in your understanding is the word "interbreed".
Individuals of asexual "species" do not interbreed, so you
can't define asexual "species" that way. -- !PP
\_ I see what you mean. What I was getting at is that
in order to interbreed a pair of creatures must have
similar/compatible DNA. Thus similar/compatible DNA
could be a basis to assign a creature to a partiuclar
speicies.
Random mutations and errors in DNA replication in
asexual reproducers could produce creatures that
are not genetically similar to creatures from which
they descended. Therefore, comparing the DNA of two
different asexual reproducers to see if they are
similar could be used to determine if they should be
classified as one specie or two.
I have no idea how to quantify the level of genetic
dissimilarity necessary to classify two creatures as
members of different species. As a rough estimate,
perhaps any two creatures whose DNA differed by more
than 1-2% could be considered different species [b/c
I remember reading somewhere that human and chimp DNA
differs by only 2%].
\_ Except that there are species which can interbreed,
so that definition does not work anyway.
\_ Do you mean like horses and donkeys and humans
and vulcans :-)? Even so, similar DNA could be
a basis for classifying creatures into different
speicies. |
| 2007/3/22 [Recreation/Dating, Science/Biology] UID:46053 Activity:nil 76%like:46056 |
3/22 Divergent selection found in asexual reproducers OR Creatures
found that have not had sex for 100m years:
http://www.physorg.com/news93597385.html
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/science/article1539281.ece
Let the obligatory jokes about geeks and sex begin.
[ merged w/ thread originally posted below ]
\_ See yesterday's "Divergent selection found in asexual reproducers"
thread below.
\_ Ah, apologies for the repost. This title was more prurient.
\_ What does "species" mean when you're referring to
creatures which produce asexually?
\_ Reading http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Species it's probably
still undefined.
\_ My HS Bio AP understanding of "species" is that all members of
the species are genetically similar enough to interbred. It is
conceivable that random mutations and errors in DNA replication
in asexual reproducers could produce members that are no longer
able to reproduce w/ the members of the species from which they
descended.
\_ The problem in your understanding is the word "interbreed".
Individuals of asexual "species" do not interbreed, so you
can't define asexual "species" that way. -- !PP
\_ I see what you mean. What I was getting at is that
in order to interbreed a pair of creatures must have
similar/compatible DNA. Thus similar/compatible DNA
could be a basis to assign a creature to a partiuclar
speicies.
Random mutations and errors in DNA replication in
asexual reproducers could produce creatures that
are not genetically similar to creatures from which
they descended. Therefore, comparing the DNA of two
different asexual reproducers to see if they are
similar could be used to determine if they should be
classified as one specie or two.
I have no idea how to quantify the level of genetic
dissimilarity necessary to classify two creatures as
members of different species. As a rough estimate,
perhaps any two creatures whose DNA differed by more
than 1-2% could be considered different species [b/c
I think I remember reading somewhere that the DNA of
humans and chimps, which are different species, differ
by only 2%]. |
| 2007/3/16-20 [Reference/Religion, Recreation/Dating] UID:46000 Activity:nil |
3/16 Does it please Allah that I cuddle my wife in the position of the
spoon?
Does it please Allah that I sieze my wife in the position of the
spoon? |
| 2007/3/13 [Recreation/Dating, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Motd] UID:45948 Activity:nil |
3/13 MOTD poll, should I delete all my porn or not
I will abide by the opinion of the majority by the end of the day.
Yes: ...................................
\_ That was a lot of voters for so early in the morning.
\_ You throw yourself at the mercy of the motd, you take your
chances.
Here's what I am thinking of deleting
./tallgirl.rm
./Monsters of cock - Gianna the nympho.wmv
./Monsters of cock - hot russian chick and preston.wmv
./12741_giant_tits.wmv
./Best Blow Job In The World+Big Willys - Massive Cock Deepthroat Blowjob.mpg
./bignaturals.com bignaturals Big Naturals Jerri Monet Feb 2007.wmv
./Jerri Monet youtube clip #1 March 2007.flv
./Jerri Monet youtube clip #2 March 2007.flv
./Bea Flora - Ride me - full movie.mpeg
./Monsters Of Cock - Paloma.wmv
./Monsters Of Cock - Wendy.wmv
./Overdeveloped Amateurs March 2007 ODA update - tina32EE.mpg
./Overdeveloped Amateurs March 2007 ODA update - natasha34DDD.mpg
No: |
| 2007/3/12 [Recreation/Dating] UID:45932 Activity:high |
3/12 Hey reiffin, why are you so fucking annoying? Why are you obsessed
with big boob women?
\_ If you saw his wife you'd understand.
\_ I've never once posted a big boob women link or posted a reply to
any of the big boob women links. Why do you think I have?
\_ reiffin is the "let's declare War on Iraq because Our Heroic Leader
says there are WMD there" guy not "here is another chubby ugly
teenager with big tata's" guy. You have them mixed up.
\_ gosh, that was so eloquent, thanks for helping to clear that up
in such an unbiased and thoughtful way. i appreciate it. |
| 2007/3/2-6 [Recreation/Dating] UID:45858 Activity:moderate |
3/2 I have a wife and two toddler kids, and my wife and I make about
$100k/yr each. If I want a divorce and I don't want to take care of
the kids except financial support, how much will I need to give
to my wife each month?
\_ Waaay more than a marriage counselor would cost.
But http://www.west.net/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/ivguy/support_calc.pl
says $19840 (presumably per year, not per month)
says $1823
\_ The URL gives me "ReadParse Failed". -- OP
\_ Sorry, just found it Googling. It looks like it has move to:
http://www.west.net/~ivguy/testcalc.html
I have no idea if it is correct or not.
\_ Are you just curious, or do you hate your kids or something?
\_ Both. I hate my kids and I've been day-dreaming about a
divorce, but I'm not actually going to do it. -- OP
\- can you post to the motd when you find out. i think
these negotiations are quite interesting [and various
plausible to strange hypotheticals were dicussed in the
wall logs .. although i am not sure where the historical
archive is on teh new sloda]. have you thought about
quitting your job to see if you can get paid by your
(ex-)spouse?
\_ You're going to get your clock cleaned in court. Expect to live
in a tiny apartment, drive a tiny car a long way to work and
generally have a shitty life until the kids are both 18, and
older if they go to college. If you have a new family with kids
your old kids are going to get the moolah while your new kids
are lucky to get peanut butter lunches. Get over it and get
some marriage counseling. Or you could move your family to a
state like Kentucky where women get screwed over in court.
\_ This sort of thing happened to my uncle. His ex-wife
convinced his own sons their dad cheated them out of $
that they hate their father. Nevermind she always made more.
He remarried but his alimony and child support payments are
so high, he's screwed for years. His ex is even going after
his pension so the new wife doesn't get it.
\_ In all the cases I know of first hand, the husband is poor for
a while, but by the time he has his second set of kids, they
are MUCH better off financially than his first family.
\_ Things have sure changed in 15 years. 15 years ago: discussions
about bad getting-laid decisions. Now: discussions about dealing
with the repercussions of the bad getting-laid activity.
\_ What?! I can't quite hear you sonny, could you speak up? Wait
another 15 years and you'll see hearing aid threads on the motd.
\_ I'd put the under/over on that at WAY less than 15 years.
hearing aids are really small now, so less stigma, and
they are a lot better, so more marginal users.
Lots of people need them in their early 40s, so, I'll
bet we don't have to wait even 10 years for those threads. |
| 2007/3/1-3 [Health/Women, Recreation/Dating] UID:45843 Activity:moderate |
3/1 While we're talking about sex, I just want to give you a datapoint:
I've been having bareback sex for many years and have not gotten
any girl pregnant. The secret is knowing WHEN not to have sex.
\_ "bareback" usually refers to gay sex, or butt-sex, so, maybe
it's not too surprising you haven't gotten anyone pregnant?
\_ Have you heard of a BBBJ? What do you think the "BB" is
referring to?
\_ I never heard this before. What's BBBJ? BareBackBlowJob?
\_ That, or you're infertile.
\_ Or they've had an abortion or used Plan B w/o telling you.
\_ Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner!
\_ Actually I read a paper that said that when trained on the
rythym method (including taking temperature regularly, etc etc)
test subjects had less unwanted pregnancies than with most
other forms of birth control. That being said it's kind of
a pain in the ass to follow the full method and does
require training.
\_ Note the recent study that showed the prevalence of HPV among women
(as high as 45% among young women).
\_ Note that HPV has nothing to do with pregnancy.
\_ -1 not funny. Troll harder. -dans |
| 2007/2/25-3/3 [Recreation/Dating, Health/Disease/AIDS] UID:45820 Activity:high |
2/25 I hate condoms:
http://www.salon.com/sept97/columnists/unzipped970903.html
\_ I think that condoms, like contact lenses, suck because our
materials technology sucks, and that neither is fundamentally
a bad idea, and will be fine to use in a few more decades.
I think condoms will stop sucking right around the time contact
lenses do.
\_ On the contrary, I think condoms will start sucking in a few
decades, rendering Fleshlight obsolete. Wireless power will
have to work first, though.
\_ Exactly! That's exactly my point! And contact lenses will have
a zoom function, see infrared, and have headsup displays.
\_ I wonder if the author feels the same way 10 years later.
\_ Herpes rules.
\_ I've been in the same boat since before 97 (use a condom
the first few times, give up shortly after cause damn those
things suck) and I've not had any stds. Nor has anyone I've
known. The big STD fear is pretty blow out of proportion
if your risk factors aren't that high. AIDS devistated the
gay world because plenty of gay men had 100s of partners a
year, without any protection. The number of people I've slept
with more that a few times is pretty low, and I bet that's
true for almost everyone.
\_ I code for hobby and pleasure. My chance is 0%. I rule.
\_ I'm sure you don't wear a seat belt either.
\_ It only takes one time with the wrong person.
\_ It does, that's why when the risk is high (random person,
no known history) I use a condom. But really the STD doom
and gloom is way out of proportion to the risk. Seriously.
\_ So the second time? The third time? I hope you're
aware of how many STDs show no signs until it's too
late. And there are others that can be easily
transmitted even with a condom. You're just playing
Russian Roulette with your health. I wonder if you've
ever been tested for anything recently? You could be
infected with any number of things and not know it and
be spreading whatever you have to whoever you've been
with.
\_ Jesus Christ you are thick. It's not a matter of
waiting a time or two to make sure my penis doesn't
fall off. It's a question of not having risky sex
with people I only sleep with a few times. By that
time I've gotten to know someone a bit, know that
they most likely have the same kinds of policies
and know that, considering we both get tested every
few years, that hey, the risks are fairly low.
The fact is if you aren't in a high risk group STDs
are really PRETTY DAMN RARE. Yes you can refuse any
risk and always use a condom, but you know what, tons
of people don't and if the risks were unreasonable
you would know a hell of a lot more people with
STDs.
\_ The number of women with HPV is estimated to be
25%. HPV is asymptomatic. If you're having sex
with an American woman your odds are 1 in 4 of
being exposed to HPV. And the kicker is you
wouldn't even know it and can easily pass it on.
Cervical cancer for all your partner, nice of you
to share that. I shouldn't have to explain any
further how your choices are extremely likely to
lead to HPV and likely several other STDs. It is
true that two people in low risk groups are by
definition at low risk for STD transmission. The
thing is *you* are not in a low risk group. Have
a nice day.
\_ Someone is bitter that they never get laid.
Someone has also bought into the great HPV
scare. How sad.
\_ Someone has never lived with a woman, or
has never heard of a PAP smear, or knows
pathetically little about STDs to call this
widely known data a "scare".
From the CDC:
Approximately 20 million people are
currently infected with HPV. At least
50 percent of sexually active men and
women acquire genital HPV infection at
some point in their lives. By age 50,
at least 80 percent of women will have
acquired genital HPV infection. About
6.2 million Americans get a new genital
HPV infection each year.
I think you'd be shocked to see the numbers
for herpes type 1.
\_ Herpes type 1 is a cold sore. Hardly
something where condom usage matters.
\_ Huh, the immediate above poster needs to visit Health class again
in junior high/ high school / college. HSV TYPE 1 and HSV
TYPE 2 will both happily in your groin area. They will
happily be passed through condomless sex. It is true that
condoms dont 100 percent block transmission, but it does happen.
It is true that HSV TYPE 2 is USUALLY not passed to the mouth
from genital->mouth transmission. About 25-30 years ago
the health prof. community really did differentiate between
the two viruses as 'type 1 is a mouth cold sore' and
'type 2 is a cold sore on your groin area' but I will
state 100 percent no question that all knowledgeable health
professionals do not believe this. type 1 and type 2 are
both herpes cold sores. You're just kind of unhappy when
you have an outbreak of either on your groin. A lot of people
have one AND two on their groin area. Fun. The only difference
between the two is the outbreak rate. People with type
1 on their groin might only get 1 outbreak their entire life.
The evil thing is even when you're not having an outbreak,
you can be transmitttablle. People with type 1 on their lips
usually get one outbreak per year. People with type 2 on groin
get an outbreak every 3 or 4 months. It all varies. Type 2
on lips hardly ever get outbreaks. Their are some differences
in severity of initial outbreak. The good thing is
Hepres wont kill you. Have fun.
And as to HPV, yes I know about
pap smears. But the HPV is harldy
a big deal. Seriously. Less than
1 hundredth of a percent of the female
population is diagnosed with with
cervical cancer a year. If 1/4 of
the population has HPV (the numbers
I've seen are > 1/2 of sexually active
adults) then gee, maybe it's not like
it's on the same leauge as a real STD.
By great HPV scare I'm talking about
people who are sad that AIDS is no
longer as an effecitve way to try
to scare people into abstinance (and
do you remember when herpes was being
used the same way?) are trying to
do the same with HPV. The difference?
HPV ISN'T THAT BIG OF A DEAL.
Oh and PS, condoms don't really protect
against HPV that well.
\_ So you don't seem to know that you
can get type 1 herpes in your mouth,
which we call a cold sore, but also
on your genitals *and* in your eyes.
\_ Actually I do know this, but
I also know the vast majority of
herpes 1 is oral, and so bringing
it up in this context is well,
stupid. Then again since neither
my girlfriend nor I have any
form of herpes it's not really an
issue. But you know what, my
advice to you is live in fear,
take a bleach shower after every
sexual encounter and I'm sure that
will all work out well for you.
\_ Type 1 is mostly oral and can
be transmitted to the mouth,
groin or eyes of your partner.
It is not a trivial event to
be so easily dismissed. You keep
talking about living in fear and
tossing around direct personal
insults of various sorts instead
of relying on any sort of pesky
facts in an effort to justify
your risky decisions. Hey, guess
what? You're not the only one
getting laid in hs, college, or
after college. Some people get
lucky and stay healthy, others
don't. I used to think like you
but fortunately I got smart
before I got unlucky. Maybe the
same will happen for you.
Probably not since there's even
more bad stuff out there than
when I was 'dating' and it
sounds like you're less careful
than I was, which isn't saying
much. I find it interesting
that you avoided all questions
about sharing info and what
you'd do in various cases if
either of you knew beforehand.
Would you kiss a girl with type
1 oral herpes? Would you let
her bj you? Why or why not?
When you or your gf have an outbreak
of type 1 genital herpes I don't think
either of you will be happy to know it
is "only" a cold sore. And, yes the
fact that HPV can spread even with
condom use should make one rethink
their plan to have a large number of
short term partners instead of a small
number of long term. Now that you've
made it clear you don't give a shit if
you transmit to someone, would you tell
them if you had something before having
sex or just figure it's ok because in
your opinion it's no big deal and just
a CDC conspiracy to control our sex
lives? If she had something and told
you before would you still have sex
with her? If not, why not? After all
it is *only* type 1 herpes, a mere
cold sore. I'll restate that you are
correct that two low risk people are at
low risk for transmission in either
direction, but you are not one of those
low risk people you're talking about.
\_ Dude, I had sex with at least 50
\_ Dude, I had sex with at least 500
women before I got married and
settled down. I often used a condom
but by no means all of the time.
I never caught herpes (either type),
or chlamydia, or aids or syphillis.
Not everyone is infected by your
fear and paranoia. Sure I took
risks, but they were calculated
risks, but they were careful
risks and I was fine. Real life
is like this everyday. -!dans
is like this everyday. -!pp or op
\_ The Author married the next year:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/yr7zh2 (NYT)
\_ Correction: She met her future husband the next year; they
got married in October 2000.
\_ So, presumably she never caught an STD.
\_ This is an unfounded assumption.
\_ Okay sure. But the presumption that she has
herpes today is even less likely to be true.
\_ I find it hilarious that someone
feels the need to qualify this
by saying that they're not me.
-dans
\_ Yeah, I was worried that your
fans might think that you had
only had 50 lifetime sex
partners and stop worshipping
you. (Actually, the real
reason is that someone changed
my 50 to a 500 and then signed
your name to the bottom, so
I changed it back to 50 and
signed it !dans, but my first
answer is funnier) -!dans
\_ You've got a funny notion
of what constitutes funny.
Though it's amusing that I
have achieved psb's level
of infamy. -dans
\_ lol there are 2 tenured Cal professors who think AIDS is not
transmitted sexually.
\_ http://csua.org/u/i4s -DANH
\_ http://csua.org/u/i4s -PSB
\_ http://csua.org/u/i4s
\_ I know some slutty gay guys who have had unprotected sex as a bottom
with dozens of partners and are STD free. Just because you win the
lottery doesn't mean you will keep winning the lottery, "Luck can't
last a lifetime unless you die young"
\_ Only the good die young. -bjoel
\_ Don't take credit for my lyrics
you fuck. -bdickinson
\_ Am I the only one who appreciates the irony of a flame war on the
CSUA motd over STD's? I mean, generally speaking the CSUA is not
the place one frequents to get laid. I mean, yeah, there are
exceptions, but in general... -dans
\_ You weren't here in the good ole days... -!dans
\_ So, what, you fucked ahm? lila? Or are you suggesting that,
in the 'good ole days' the CSUA would convert the machine
rooms to gay bathhouses? -dans
\_ No, I think it is amusing that you can only think of the
csua from a guy's perspective. Plenty of women used to
frequent the CSUA to get "laid." They would probably deny
that this is what they were here for, but the end result
was the same. Personally, I dated at least four different
csua women (if you use the strict definition of csua
member == csua account holder), but I know quite a few
women who make me look like a piker. Don't you guys have
groupies anymore? -!dans
\_ Probably, but I was never that into CSUA groupies.
\_ Probably, but I was never that into CSUA herpes.
Turn it around to the guy's perspective, why chase
after the one or two groupies that all the other geeks
are swarming over? -dans |
| 2007/2/20-23 [Politics/Domestic/Gay, Recreation/Dating] UID:45777 Activity:moderate |
2/20 Largest plurality of single male and females:
http://www.phdcomics.com/blog_images/ng_singles.jpg
\_ Should've gone to the east coast and married a better woman.
\_ Have you seen the women back East? If you have, then you
know why they are single.
\_ Oh, never mind. But I wonder if the women back East say the
same thing about men here in the west.
\_ So your theory is the men back east thought they were too
ugly and moved to the west coast, leading to local
imbalances? All those extra single females should have
corresponding single males if the populations were even,
and there isn't some mass gay marriage phenomenon.
\_ No, all the good looking East Coast guys moved West
and turned gay. |
| 2007/2/17-18 [Recreation/Dating] UID:45764 Activity:kinda low |
2/17 I come from a long line of big breasted females, including my
identical twin sister. Somehow, however, we're a slightly different
size. She wears a 30FF to my 28H. This is how I know how few
companies and how few lines they take down to a 28, and even then,
how few go to an H. I love my boobs, they're great, but it'd be
nice if it was easier to obtain a nicely fitted bra that I could
try on in stores! There are no stores that stock a 28,
regardless of cup size. And I've yet to find a store that
stocked an H smaller than a 36.
\_ Yawn. |
| 2007/2/16 [Recreation/Dating] UID:45750 Activity:nil |
2/17 I'm glad my roommate with the huge tits isn't as huge as
http://tinyurl.com/2nuxnq |
| 2007/2/14-15 [Recreation/Dating] UID:45739 Activity:nil |
2/14 I always thought the boobs on the female Autobots in the
Transformers movie were totally hot.
\_ I found hotter boobs. http://flickr.com/photos/oliviamiao |
| 2007/2/14-17 [Recreation/Dating] UID:45737 Activity:nil |
2/14 Valentine's Day special:
http://www.csua.org/u/i1i
Do Silicon Valley geeks really want to date over the hill
Marina chicks?
\_ Holy crap! In that fashion pic. Marv Su is wearing almost the
exact button up shirt my wife got me, and I refused to wear!
\_ Why the hell would you refuse to wear that, especially when
it was a gift?
\_ It wasn't exactly a gift, she generally buys clothes for me
when she goes shopping, and returns the ones I don't like.
It's hard to see in the photo, but on mine the grid pattern
was barbie-purple. It looked like something the nerd from a
bad 80's teen movie would wear. Apparently it's now in
fashion.
\_ "barbie-purple". :-) |
| 2007/2/12-15 [Recreation/Dating, Reference/RealEstate] UID:45723 Activity:nil |
2/12 http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/12/us/12armory.html \_ What was so bad about my 'Kink.com in SF' caption for this url? sheesh. \_ ahh, http://Kink.com, who ocassionally puts on parties at the porn palace. (And, I'm pretty sure, shoots scenes there, too.) I can see why mission hipsters are hating on them, though... --linxu \_ I don't think Mission hipsters care about this at all. Mexican immigrant families in the immediate area probably care. They nearby neighborhood advocacy group opposed the last 4 or 5 development project ideas, so that's what they get! |
| 2007/2/12-13 [Recreation/Dating] UID:45712 Activity:kinda low |
2/11 Anna married someone 63yrs older, and had an affair with someone whose
wife is 31yrs older. Go figure.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070209/ap_en_ot/anna_nicole_smith_prince
\_ Or so he claims. The Prince is the only guy claiming this.
How do you prove it? Plus he's just some dude who bought
a title off of someone a few decades ago. The story gets
crazier. Zsa Zsa claims the guy who started the Hilton
hotel chain raped her and they had a kid the Papa Hilton left
only 100k to when he died (he was worth several hundred
million). Not sure how Paris Hilton fits in here. There
was another story about how Anna saved the sperm of the
Old Man, so maybe the old man is the real father!
\_ So?
\_ The sperm of an 80-something man?
\_ Actually, the "Prince" acquired his title by being adopted
by a much older "Princess" he was, uh, "dating."
\_ '...... he was adopted in 1980 by the elderly Princess Marie
Auguste of Anhalt (1898-1983), ...... who used such adoptions
as a form of income. The transaction was masterminded by
"Consul" Hans-Hermann Weyer, a German who pioneered the
selling of noble titles, honorary doctorates and other
decorations in Germany. ...... The adoption and name change
did not confer any title or nobility upon Frederic.'
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frederick_von_Anhalt#Name
I don't understand the last sentence above, and I don't
understand why past royalties in Germany are still honored as
royalties after the monarchy was abolished.
\_ I stand corrected. I must have conflated the various
stories in my mind.
\_ She's into inter-generation sex as well as people who are into
inter-generation sex. Or should I replace "sex" with "marriages"
since the might not have been sex in both marriages?
\_ I think this distills down to gold-diggers attract gold-
diggers.
\_ Like I said, "So?"
\_ queue the kanye west music |
| 2007/2/11-12 [Recreation/Dating] UID:45708 Activity:high |
2/8 "Halle Berry Monster's Ball sex scene"
http://www.youporn.com/watch/4619
Is that really Halle Berry!? I didn't know she was in X-rated movies.
\_ This is more of a story and not porn for the following reasons:
1) she didn't suck cock 2) he didn't eat her 3) he didn't pull
1) she didn't suck cock 2) he didn't eat her ass 3) he didn't pull
out and shoot into her mouth 4) less than 3 positions
(technically you need at minimum: doggy, missionary, and
cowboy)
cowboy) - emarkp
\_ Not really xrated, you don't see any genitalia. You don't even
see her vagina. Just tits.
\_ I see her naked crotch rubbing against his scrotum in the frames
around 2:48. Pay attention to the third thrust of her.
around 2:48. Pay attention to the third thrust of hers.
\_ So is this work safe? (I work on a farm)
\_ NSFW. |
| 2007/2/8-11 [Recreation/Dating, Reference/Law/Court] UID:45687 Activity:high 61%like:45690 |
2/8 Okay, weird but true: RIP Anna Nicole Smith
http://preview.tinyurl.com/3dm4p5 (cnn.com)
\_ Weird? More like not altogether surprising. -dans
\_ I was shocked. I miss her.
\_ Her child is being sold on ebay!
\_ I would probably die too if Howard Stern was my boyfriend.
\_ That attorney looks pretty decent on TV.
\_ Actually, I was confused. I thought Howard Stern
her boyfriend was the same as Howard Stern the
radio guy. So I slammed the wrong Howard Stern.
\_ The only weird thing is it took this long.
\_ No one will remember her in 50 years.
\_ No one will download her in 50 years.
\_ I wanted to download into her. |
| 2007/2/6-11 [Recreation/Dating, Reference/Law/Court] UID:45669 Activity:nil |
2/6 Amusing op-ed on the early responses to the Duke rape case.
(Has kind of a "where are they now?" feel)
http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/013/190uejex.asp
\_ Is it good or intentionally amusing? I don't want to
by chance pollute my mind with the Weekly Standard.
\_ Good, I guess. It's kind of a well reaseached rant. Good
if you were/are really annoyed with the lynch mob that
formed around that case, but you could probably pick it
apart if you felt like it.
\_ Like some of the people we saw posting about it right here?
\_ It's pretty good. It's not brilliant, but the general point
is solid. It may push some people's buttons. -niloc
\_ Long, tendentious and tedious, like most Weekly Standard articles.
\_ I agree. I much prefer 5 second sound bites, too. |
| 2007/2/2 [Recreation/Dating] UID:45640 Activity:nil |
2/2 For a five foot, nine inches girl with humongo boobs, i was pretty
good. I looked healthy. I had thighs, and an ass. No more. Now I
sit down on hard surfaces (you know, a wooden chair) and it hurts
because all I have down there is skin stretched over bone. Whereas
the boobs? For some reason, my body has decided that the only place
it can safely store tons of extra fat, for use when I'm more than just
sick and am probably dying, is in my boobs. STUPID BODY. I don't NEED
triple-D boobs. I'm not a stripper, or a porn star. Whereas the
little padding I'd managed to get on my ass? I NEEDED THAT! For the
first time in my life, I was able to sit down on a hard surface and
have it not hurt! |
| 2007/2/1-6 [Politics/Domestic/Abortion, Recreation/Dating] UID:45638 Activity:nil |
2/1 Watermelons:
http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/433/mamagoesbustli3.jpg
\_ This jpg contains some pictures and a news story about some
poor unfortunate woman whose boobs grew like mad during
her pregnancy.
\_ Uh, it's from The Globe. Don't believe everything you read.
\_ I found a clip from the old Montel Williams show about it
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qAzx7dAFuJc |
| 2007/1/31-2/1 [Recreation/Dating] UID:45629 Activity:nil 50%like:45635 |
1/31 Time Warner wants to be your friend! I just got a card from
them that looks like handwritten (but really printed) saying:
"Life's best moments are always worth sharing, that's why we're
so glad you've trusted us to share in some of yours. Here's to
the start of a beautiful friendship... and here's to you!
Sincerely, your friends at Time Warner Cable."
What a bunch of corporate bullshit. Has anyone else gotten
something similar from a mega-big corporation saying they want
to be your friend? What company? |
| 2007/1/30-31 [Recreation/Dating] UID:45625 Activity:high |
1/31 Apparently this woman, claiming a 32DDD bust, has written a book
about... having big boobs.
There is NO WAY those are triple-D's. NONE. I doubt she's even a full
D but... maybe. If we up her band-size to a 34 (because she's also NOT
a 32) then we might have accurately labeled her boobs: 34-D.
Whereas myself, on the other hand, really IS a 32-DDD (triple in some
bras, I will confess) and these things are HUGE. If I wore a tight
(ugly) v-neck sweater like Ms. Seligson in the picture, then my
cleavage would be spilling out of that v-neck.
Let's use some fruit analogies, just for the hell of it. Ms. Seligson's
boobs look like small apples. You know, the green ones that tend to run
tiny. Apples do not get you past a D-cup (again, IF THAT).
My boobs? Melons. Seriously. Or grapefruits. One of my boobs is two
(yeah, TWO) handfuls of flesh for my lucky boyfriends.
They would need four hands just to cover all of my boobage.
And Ms. Seligson's don't even look like a handful! If you were to
grab those apple, there wouldn't be any over-spillage of flesh.
Your hand would cover that boob JUST FINE.
Which is another reason why they ain't that big. If you're grabbing
a DDD-cup boob, you know it because it doesn't even begin to fit into
your hand. Ugh. This is another thing that bothers me. Women talking
about how big their racks are, how guys never look them in the
face, etc. and the reality is that their RACKS AREN'T THAT BIG.
When you're no longer able to sleep on your stomach because your
incredibly huge rack would suffocate you, THEN you can talk about
your massive mammaries. Oh yeah, God gave me my rack, too.
God must really, really like boobs.
\_ Does reposting this crap really turn you on or something? |
| 2007/1/30-2/1 [Recreation/Dating] UID:45623 Activity:nil |
1/30 http://tinyurl.com/3d7qt2 \_ You gave us the link, why did you need to quote the whole post? |
| 2007/1/27-31 [Health, Recreation/Dating] UID:45604 Activity:nil |
1/27 http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,247458,00.html Hospice Helps Dying Man Lose His Virginity |
| 2006/12/27-28 [Recreation/Dating] UID:45505 Activity:high |
12/27 http://horoscopes.aol.com/fengshui/feng-shui-fiascos-mistakes-fortune-home It's obvious a woman wrote this: "Leaving the toilet seat down is good feng-shui." What a bunch of crock. \_ It does keep things from falling in. \_ I'm not really sure how feng-shui applies to an item that didn't exist at the time the principles were laid out, and it's not really easy to extend from the obvious ones like don't sit with your back to any doors. -dans |
| 2006/12/27-30 [Recreation/Dating, Health/Men, Health/Women] UID:45502 Activity:nil |
12/26 1/6 women are victims of [attempted] rape, compared to 1/33 for men.
Wow, never realized that it's that high:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16361153
\_ I don't think it is. They cite the U.S. Department of Justice
for their statistics, so here's some data from them:
http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/pub/pdf/cvus/current/cv0502.pdf
According to that, in 2005 there were about 115,000 rapes or
attempted rapes (including verbal threats) of women in the U.S.
age 12 and over. Even assuming each one of those was a different
victim, which seems unlikely, that's a maximum of 0.09% of women
who can be victims each year. That can't possibly add to one
in six (17%) over a lifetime.
Also, the article says "experts say men are far less likely to
report a rape to authorities". But according to the USDOJ the
reporting rates are nearly equal, at least if you lump together
rape and sexual assault:
http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/pub/pdf/cvus/current/cv0593.pdf
They estimate a 36% reporting rate for men and 38% for women. |
| 2006/12/20-23 [Recreation/Dating, Reference/Law/Court] UID:45481 Activity:high |
12/20 Georgia kid gets 10 years for getting a bj from a 15 yo when he was 17.
No parole plus sexual offender registration.
http://www.csua.org/u/hr9
\_ IMHO 10 years is too much, given that the age of consent in Georgia
is 16. I wonder if that's even longer than some adult rape
sentensings there.
\_ The point is, why is it even a crime?
\_ Who pressed charges? The girl's parents? If so, they are
despicable.
\_ The people who made the law are despicable.
\_ What's the problem with the law? It protects minors from
abuse. What I want to know is how he got convicted.
\_ Way to ruin a life morons.
\_ I bet the girl was white. Our lily white daughter befouled by this
colored boy!? Guilty!
\- if BILLARY wins, he may get a presidntial pardon!
are any of the sex fiend teachers having relations with
students cases in GA? |
| 2006/11/23-28 [Recreation/Dating] UID:45365 Activity:low |
11/22 http://preview.tinyurl.com/y6len7 (reuniting.info) One of the secrets of success-- don't have sex. Harness your sexual energy on something else, it'll be rewarding. \_ I suggest videogames. http://preview.tinyurl.com/y4as4p (mensnewsdaily.com) Criminal activity and intellectual achievement seemed to drop off when the scientist or crock got married and started a family. \_ I don't think that has to do with sex, I think it has to do with responsibility. Otherwise achivement would start back up in middle age. |
| 2006/11/10-12 [Recreation/Dating] UID:45321 Activity:kinda low |
11/10 We have a bunch of new openings at Slide, see:
/csua/pub/jobs/Slide
Feel free to bug me if you have any questions. -dans
\_ Can you please post a picture of your girlfriend?
\_ I'm not seeing any particular woman seriously enough at the
moment for me to call her my girlfriend. Was there a particular
ex of mine you were curious about? -dans
\_ Yes the near underaged cutie. Please post pics ok thx
\_ I have a long history of dating near underaged cuties.
You're really going to have to be more specific. -dans |
| 2006/11/10-12 [Recreation/Dating, Finance/Shopping] UID:45317 Activity:high |
11/10 Hi sodans. Engagement rings again. What do people think of a 0.70
carat ring at http://bluenile.com for $2,500 (+$500=$3K for setting)? Will
her parents think I'm cheap? My SO has indicated that she would rather
spend the money on something useful (car, crap, etc.). Do women really
want 1 carat minimum? I know about Apollo Diamond, but it's not
mature (ob blood diamond discussion). Also, is a Signature Ideal
diamond really that much better than a Very Good cut diamond? Thanks.
\_ It's fine. Be glad you found a women that has a bit more
sense than just how big a ring you can give her. Why would it
matter what her parents think? I bought my wife something
similar to what you are thinking of getting. Out of the
four C's, I go for cut, color, clarity, and carat in that
order. The better cut does give a better "fire".
\_ I bought my wife's engagement ring for less than $300 and wedding
ring for less than $1k. Now *that* was cheap. We put the money on
properties, cars (not fancy ones) and savings instead.
\_ Before you buy anything, check out the past discussions on "debeers"
and "De Beers" in the MOTD archive.
\_ We have synthetic diamonds now. Screw De Beers. -!op
\_ If someone came up with a process to create diamond rings
for like $100 that match today's $3000 ones, would people
still value giving those?
\_ I hope not. Down with jewlrey!
\_ Yeah. But from the MOTD archive, De Beer "also started a PR
program to convince people that synthetic diamonds are like
cheating by buying a cubic zirconia and that if you really
love your woman you'll get her a 'real' diamond." So don't
fall to that BS.
love your woman you'll get her a 'real' diamond."
\_ If you really love your woman, you'll buy her this jar
filled with the blood of african children killed so that
rich people can show off their bad taste. $3000 OBO.
\_ You know, It actually would not be crazy to try to start
something where one pays 3000 dollars for a 100 dollar
piece of jewlery plus a 2900 dollar loan/grant to a
non-diamond related African business. If this caught
on, men could avoid being called cheap, but have a net
positive effect instead of net negative effect on the
African economy.
\_ You're insane. Yes, let's buy milk bottle rings
for our wives and send millions of dollars every
year to stuff the pockets of which corrupt what?
Seriously, you're either a troll or you've never
had a girlfriend.
\_ GO DE BEAH!
\_ Her parents have nothing to do with it. If you still care about
her/your/anyone else's opinion on how you live your life at this
level you're likely not ready for a serious relationship. It is
none of their business. You should talk with her about it. As far
as size of the stone goes, see above about the 4 Cs. Cut is most
important because that is the shape of the stone. Good color and
clarity will make whatever you have look better. Carat count
beyond about .5 or .6 is all about showing off to the Jones'.
Unless you're marrying the Jones' or her parents don't worry about
that. Also, most marriages that end in divorce do so because of
money problems. Don't spend a zillion bucks on a rock and a party
just to get divorced 6 months later because you're broke and every
penny spent is a big fight.
\_ Do you get one diamond engagement ring plus a diamond wedding ring
later? Or is that the same ring? Also, I thought you're supposed to
have the ring when you propose, not discuss it.
\_ The wedding ring is not supposed to have a rock in it. It's
supposed to be a band, representing eternity. Maybe op should
get a mobious strip ring.
\_ Typically engagement ring has the diamond. Your fiance
wears that between your engagement until your wedding
day. She doesn't wear that ring at the ceremony because
the wedding band is suppose to go on first. Something
to do with "closer to the heart." She slips the
engagement ring back on (band first, then ring) after
the ceremony.
\_ ok thanks, I guess I was always a bit confused about that
\_ And of course, it's common to get them as a set so they can
be welded together after the wedding.
\- ObDeBeers=EvilFuckers:
http://home.lbl.gov:8080/~psb/Articles/Politics/DeBeers=Evil.txt
\_ I agree. I think it's silly to buy diamonds.
Fortunately I married a woman who agrees. -pp
\_ After all that is being said and the evil of De Beer. Do
keep in mind, that 20 years down the road, the diamond will
still be a diamond, but other things that you might have
bought with the diamond money, such as that plasma TV, the
killer laptop, will probably be out of service and money
down the toilet. ;)
\_ Of course, if you invested, 20 years down the road you will
probably have doubled your money.
\- "a diamond is still a diamond" is not an argument.
part of the "problem" with diamonds ... again de beers
is partly responsible ... is there is no real secondary
mkt for diamonds. while the diamond is durable [assuming it
doesnt get stolen or lost], it isnt liquid. given that
a "used" diamond should be as good as a new diamond,
it's the depressed value of "used" diamonds that is
interesting [compare to high value of "used" DVDs].
3.5% return = double money in 20yrs. [ob nominal/real
disclaimer]
\_ Or put another way: The TV depreciates over a few years,
the diamond depreciates instantly!
\- that's a compelling way of putting it. and gives me an
excuse to contrast it to the depreciation of other
things. shoes get worn out. tv also gets worn out but
more importantly quality goes up and prices fall.
in the case of a car, it wears out, the quality goes
up, and there is the mkt for lemons informations
up, and there is the mkt for lemons information
aysmmetry problems [you dont know if the car has
been in an accident ... not generally a problem
with TVs ... although it is true TVs unlike cars
dont have an odometer ... on the other hand a tv
pretty much jut does one thing: have a picture,
which cars have transmission, tires, body, cosmetic
issues suspension etc]. so really a diamond is sort
of like a DVD ... it really doesnt wear out and what
you see should be what you get [minus the small chance
the DVD is scratch ... but surely you can get a
guarantee it will play fine]. but a DVD really doesnt
depreciate much at all! and the diamond is something
you would expect would hardly depreciate ... it doesnt
get worn out, they dint get cheaper or better over
time, there isnt much info asymmetry [except maybe
some chance it is stolen ... not also the very idea
of "used vs new gold" is silly], it's price would be
the panda says "no!" _/
\- http://csua.org/u/hfz
determined by the double coincidence of wants
[finding somebody who wants that size/cut etc] ...
again the same as a DVD [think about regional codings
fucking up the secondary mkt]. so the immense
depreciation can only be explained by factors outside
the depreciation of the product itself, i.e. debeers.
[for the DVD contrast, compre the price of used DVDs
to the amazon new price, for popular selections.
not also the negative premium for non-USA region
DVDs].
\_ The only reason diamonds cost so much is because everyone else
wants them (because of advertisements that suggest bigger diamond==
commitment), and there is a strict control of supply set by the
diamond cartel. If diamonds were mined and sold in a completely
free market the price would plummet to less than 1/10 of its
current value right now.
\- it's more complicated than debeers just pushing bigger
diamonds. they push different trends based on what part
of the stock they want to push. like going from large
solitares to 3 smaller stones past/present/future rings
because a large number of smaller diamonds came on line.
read the home.lbl.gov link.
\_ Episode from South Park: Kyle asks his dad for money to
buy the latest and greatest Chinpokemon toy. His dad explains
that it is a fad and he doesn't have to be a part of it. In
fact he can make an even stronger statement by saying that
he's an individual. Kyle responds "Yes I understand. Now let
me tell you how it works in the real world. In the real world,
I can either get a Chinpokomon, or I can be the only kid
without one, which singles me out, and causes the other kids
to make fun of me and kick my ass." Dad agrees and gives him
money.
My advice to you-- yes DeBeers is evil, but so are many
corporations and cartels out there. Get the fucking diamond
anyways. You seriously don't want to be an outcast or a weirdo
and be ridiculed in the society, do you?
\- this is why guys not in a bind and before The Ring becomes
an issue should give Liberal girls a hard time about the
acceptability of diamonds. look at furs ... nobody i know
under at least 45 is expected to buy the wife a fur ...
at least not in northern california. do any normal women
under say 45 own +$5000 fur coats? ... i dont include
people from texas or people who own +$1000 chihuahuas,
but i do include people with multimillion dollars who
clearly could afford it. even a ridculously expensive
watch is better. in fact next time i see some women
friends of mine, i'll have to bring it up.
\_ Is there 10x the supply of diamonds that there is of, say,
emeralds or rubies?
\- De Beers bot controls the supply [by stockpiling
\- De Beers both controls the supply [by stockpiling
the production, as well as conrolling access
to high high end stone to high high end
jewelers] but also doesnt a lot of work on
jewelers] but also does a lot of work on
the demand side ... and i think what they
do on the demand side is kinda sleazy.
it's one thing to advertise something like
car to an adult ... he should be able to
control his spending urges. but in he case
of diamonds for something like engagement
rings, it puts the man in this weird position
[as per the OP ... "will my inlaws think i am
cheep"] and is in a sense not fighting fair.
just like there is a sleaziness marketing say
junk food to kids so they will cause a scene
at the airport ... except this is more indsidious
since at least society would back if not
encourage the parent's right to fight the
peopel advertising to their kids. a guys
cant really himself bring up "dont be a de beers"
to his fiancee.
to his fiancee. i guess he could give her a
copy of one of the "debeers expose" books ...
[i consider it a good deed to talk about
debeers with liberal fiancee's of friends] |
| 2006/11/8-10 [Recreation/Dating] UID:45274 Activity:nil |
11/8 Dear John, could you please post pictures of Ipanema and the
beautiful girls there? And may I ask how and why you travel
to exotic places so much? Are you a consultant or something?
I'd like to go to these places one day, when I have more money.
Thanks for sharing your pictures John! You're awesome.
\_ This reminds me of when there was some interesting wildlife outside
the building where I work, and everyone was running around to take
pictures of them. One guy pointed out that if you really want
good pictures of wildlife for some reason, you can just do a
google images search for the same animals where you'll see hundreds
of pictures taken with better cameras closer up than you're going
to get, and taken by more talented photographers. Why don't you do
a google images search for hot women on a beach and pretend John
took all of them.
\_ If you want to find quality pictures, try http://flikr.com.
\_ Here's a few. They're from Trancoso and South of there, in
Bahia state. The colors aren't great as I don't have any good
CR2-PNG converters (shut up, Partha), but I even found one with
a Brazilian gurl for you!!11 As for travelling, it's what I do
a lot with my girlfriend, especially while we're spending a year
in S. America and I've got basically fuck-all for work down here.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/20046048@N00 -John |
| 2006/11/6-7 [Recreation/Dating, Computer/SW/Apps/Media] UID:45198 Activity:kinda low |
11/6 What do you guys do when you have continual impure thoughts?
I will not elaborate what they are but I can't seem to get
my mind off of these thoughts.
\_ http://www.moonmac.com/Mormon_masturbation.html
\_ Nuke the motd.
\_ impure thoughts? this is a joke right?
\_ No I'm serious. There's a really cute blond girl at my work
place. I have absolutely no interest in her except for sex.
She's a bit fat but otherwise very cute. I'm obsessed about
having sex with her and that's all I can think about at work.
It's driving me nuts. By the way masterbation works!!! -op
\_ http://csua.org/u/he6 Code Monkey song for you.
\_ masturbate. duh. not joking. suddenly, you can concentrate on
other things again! amazing! (sex obviously the preferred option,
but somehow i'm guessing that's not a viable option for you)
\_ CRACK ONE OUT, BABY.
\_ I had sex twice on Saturday night, came home and masturbated
4 times (Sunday), today I am up to #5. Tomorrow I have
to badger people into not voting for the abortion
notification proposition so I won't have a lot of time. - furious
\_ This is kind of insane. Are you sure you don't have a brain
tumor which is causing insane sexual desire? Maybe you should
see a doctor. Or exercise a lot. I find that 2hrs/day of
exercise suppresses libido.
\_ I'm running late this morning so I googled for
"Brianna Briggs" and had myself 1. Gotta start my
day now. - furious |
| 2006/11/3-4 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Domestic/Gay] UID:45148 Activity:high |
11/3 Motd Poll:
- What did Haggard mean when he said he just received a "massage"?
Back massage:
Frontal massage / Hand job:
Oral massage of penis:
Massage of anal orifice:
All of the above:
He was lying, just like yesterday: .
\_ Couldn't you describe all sex as "massage"?
\_ Who is Haggard, why do we care if he got a "massage"?
\_ Haggard was the head of (I think) the evangelical
christian coalition for fighting gay marriage. His
gay gigolo/lover got tired of him being hypocritcal
and exposed him.
\_ He was also filmed for Jesus Camp, and he came across
as a total asshole (and we all thought he was gay).
\_ I didn't know pro-gay sex == pro-garriage. Seems
to me you could be pro-gay sex and anti-garriage.
\_ I didn't know pro hot gay sex == pro garriage. Seems
to me you could be pro hot gay sex and anti-garriage.
\_ Yeah, who's he gonna bone if all the gays get married?
\_ Except that Christians are supposed to be against
pre-marital sex.
\_ Except that Christians supposedly are against pre-marital
sex.
\_ If he was actually even religious, I bet he just
thinks gay sex is a sin. Christians like to think
of stuff as sin, but they think everyone sins all
the time anyway.
Turning the other cheek: . |
| 2006/11/3 [Recreation/Dating] UID:45129 Activity:high |
11/2 In what can only be described as a surprise move, God has
officially announced His candidacy for the U.S. presidency. During
His press conference today, the first in over 4000 years, He is quoted
as saying, "I think I have a chance for the White House if I can just
get my campaign pulled together in time. I'd like to get this country
turned around; I mean REALLY turned around! Let's put Florida up
north for awhile, and let's get rid of all those annoying mountains
and rivers. I never could stand them!"
There apparently is still some controversy over the Almighty's
citizenship and other qualifications for the Presidency. God replied
to these charges by saying, "Come on, would the United States have
anyone other than a citizen bless their country?"
Sarah felt her chest heave painfully whenever she jumped over
or a plant root. Her pants bound her thighs and made them chafe.
She lagged behind the others, deciding that it wasn’t worth
seeing the huntsman’s kill up close and personal. She felt sweat
dribble down her breasts and thighs. She placed her hand on her
chest to wipe it off; it throbbed with her heart. Her nipples
tingled with each beat. Her shirt was soaked; she could clearly
see the outline of her bra, and the curved outsides of her breasts
flowing over the edges. Her pants were now skin-tight, and the
very bottoms of her buttocks were squeezed out of the thigh holes.
Then she felt her foot hit something. She looked down and saw a
thick foot wrapped around it. She tried to stop, but it was too
late-she began to tumble foreword. Throwing her arms out, she
landed on all fours. Her upper body’s momentum caused her to
arch her back. With a ripping noise, she felt her bra give out,
the seams of her cups splitting and her breasts surging downward.
In the same moment, all of the buttons on her shirt snapped
off and buried themselves in the dirt, causing it to fall open.
Her breasts stopped inches above the dirt, bouncing and slapping
each other, slippery with sweat, and nipples engorged with blood
from her roiling arousal. She stared at them, then stood back up,
watching them pile on her ribs, wobbling and undulating very gently.
They stuck out several inches. She tried to close her shirt,
but there was, at the closest, a two-inch gap between both sides.
There was no way she was going to hide this. |
| 2006/11/2 [Recreation/Dating] UID:45102 Activity:nil |
*/* Stupid bra blog rant removed.
\_ I'm willing to trade five years of my lifespan for a wife with a
body like this.
\_ Are you married now?
\_ Yes I am. My wife has been talking about improving her body
all the time, but it's all just talks.
\_ Go sign up for one of those $300k/yr jobs in Iraq and when
you come back, you will be able to acquire one. |
| 2006/11/2 [Recreation/Dating] UID:45097 Activity:nil |
10/31 Over the past 2 years I've gone from a small C cup to DDD, size 32
band. Because the girls are brand new and look like they belong on a
15 year old, they can come off as looking fake and they're cleavage
challanged. Aside from the granny bra selection I have, the cleavage
thing annoys me the most.
Bras and breasts come up quite often among the people I socialize
with. Often women complaining, or my boyfriend bragging about my
breasts (he's quite proud). When sizes come into the picture, usually
linked to bra complaints, people will insist on correcting me about
my size, which I mention when they can't figure out why I can't find
nice bras my size.
"Oh, you can't be that cup size! You're much smaller!"
"That's not possible, are you sure you're wearing the right bra
size?!"
Um.... yes, do you see wrinkly cups under my shirt?!
Oh, and here's my favorite from men, as if they understand bras
beyond how to remove them one handed. "I've played with A LOT of
D cups and your not even near a D cup!"
Excuse me, I think I need to hit someone. This usually leads to me
launching into a lecture on the art of bra sizing and how not all
D cups are the same size. The larger the difference between your
band and the largest part of your breasts, the larger the cup. I'll
then point out that I have a 10"+ difference, meaning large cup size.
Slender girls CAN have large breasts!! A slender girl with D cups
will NOT have the same size breasts as a girl that's quite large that
has D cups. What I love about this is the women around me, suddenly
their faces will light up with the realization that all along,
they've been wearing the wrong bra size. |
| 2006/10/31-11/2 [Recreation/Dating, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll] UID:45060 Activity:moderate |
10/31 motd boob guy says Happy Halloween:
link:www.dailymotion.com/swf/3EA96xGDJWpn834gX
\_ NSFW (did I really need to add that???)
\_ Gee, she's nice. Slender, sexy, and seemingly natural.
\_ seemingly? It's kinda weird. Is that some soldier's wife
sending him a 'reminder' video?
\_ Seemingly, as in I can't say for sure whether she has
had implants. However, if I had to guess I'd say she
has not. If they are, then they were done very well.
\_ Either they are real or they are implants done in Japan.
Only Japanese implants look so realistic. American ones
are hemisphere-shaped.
\_ "Honey, I'll keep posting videos like this on the internet
until you come home. Tomorrow's will feature a dildo."
\_ HOT!
\_ Is there a URL for a parent page that contains this video? I want
to read the description, if any.
\_ I'm willing to trade five years of my lifespan for a wife with a
body like this.
\_ Are you married now?
\_ Go sign up for one of those $300k/yr jobs in Iraq and when
you come back, you will be able to acquire one. |
| 2006/10/26-29 [Recreation/Dating, Reference/Religion] UID:44986 Activity:kinda low |
10/26 Muslim cleric blames women for rape:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061026/ap_on_re_au_an/australia_muslims
'A senior Muslim cleric compared women who go without a head scarf to
"uncovered meat" left out for scavengers, ...
"If you take out uncovered meat and place it outside ... without
cover, and the cats come to eat it ... whose fault is it, the cats' or
the uncovered meat's?"'
\_ Sadly not an original stance. Look at Pakistan's legal structure
that says a raped woman needs 4 male witnesses or she's guilty of
adultery. The obvious assumption is women are SEX MACHINES just
waiting for that chance to get it wherever they can. Of course
there's some merit to "dressing provocatively gets you raped", but
it's no different than "buying that expensive car is what got it
stolen"
\_ No, there is no merit to "didn't cover herself head to toe got
her raped". Nor is there any merit to "she was wearing a
bikini and it got her raped". Buying an expensive car doesn't
get it stolen. Getting it stolen gets it stolen. Sheesh.
\_ I think we're agreeing with each other. My point was that the
"merit" is pointless. There's definitely a herd mentality
at play here, though. If they're all covered head to toe and
one's showing ankle, she _is_ more likely to get raped. That
doesn't mean she was "asking for it" or "deserved it", but
there is cause and effect.
\_ I think you'd have to back that up. I don't know what
goes through a rapist's mind (probably - often - just
a simple "right place at the right time") but I know
that when talking about being sexually attracted to
women I am not necessarily more attracted to the ones
showing more skin. If one is not attractive (to me) and
half-naked and her friend is totally hot but covered
head to toe, I'm still interested in the hot one.
\_ But in an environment where most dress conservatively,
one can use the fact that one girl is dressed "slutty"
to rationalize that that one is "asking for it" and
so it's ok to rape her. In those fucked up religious
places "slutty" could be having your head uncovered.
Actually there was a case in Iraq where a goat farmer
was murdered because he had been warned to put diapers
on his goats and failed to do so. source:
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5622900
The real implication here is that men are like
dumb beasts, who will eat "meat" if it's available
regardless of morality.
\_ How can one buy meat at the "meat market" if one can't see it
first?
\_ If you're hungry enough anything tastes good.
\_ Your parents arranged it with her parents. No one asked you.
\_ So when do you start feeding yourself?
\_ This is the argument I keep having with American friends who do
not really have a lot of exposure to really nasty militant islam
inside the country--some of the shit you see from the loonies,
who are neither few nor far in between nor particularly fringe, is
so egregiously bad that it immediately removes any legitimacy they
might lay claim to--and yet some insist on "dialogue" with
assholes like this while painting painting people like Orianna
Fallaci as fascists (probably right, but still) who should be
shunned and ostracized. Sigh. Then again, there was the Italian
court a few years ago who acquitted a guy of rape because it's a
well-known fact that you can't get blue jeans off a woman who
isn't a willing participant... -John
\_ Italian rape case:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/277263.stm
\_ I want to ask this cleric: if he goes to a public restroom and
pees with his microscopic willie, without cover, and a stray dog
walks in and bites it off, whose fault is it, the dog or the
uncovered willie?
\_ His wang would be unclean and unable to join him in paradise.
\_ Neither. It would be the fault of the Jews and their Zionist
Entity, created and sponsored by The Great Satan.
\- i have neither followed the story nor the thread above closely
but i think a number of people are missing the point. the
point is not to debate this on the merits, but ask "why do
obvious fruitcakes continue to have followers rather than
discrediting themselves." this applies to: crazy mullahs ...
a category in which i include pat robertson, people like
rush limbaugh [i dont include ann coulter, michelle malkin,
michael moore ... because i dont think they really have
followers in the same sense ... and they are to a greater
extent just clowns]. i dont really think there is anything
to talk about "on the merits". like w.r.t. to creationism:
creationism in the 21st century is an interesting social
phenomena in america which begs some explanation, but
obviously there is nothing to talk about on the substative/
scientific merits. back to the mullah vs mullah: obviously
it's silly to claim not wearing the chador/burka/hijab ->
"come get me" is ridiculous ... why are you even talking about
that. do you sped a lot of time debating whether america
"deserved" 9/11, katerina because it is not appoximating
"deserved" 9/11, katerina because it is now appoximating
soddom and gommorah? how about "can a good christian
pray for the death of ussc justice." so what begs explanation
is almost anthopological, not ethical/moral/legal or religous.
is almost anthopological, not ethical/moral/legal or relig.
\- BTW, it occurs to me that the cathloic popes have some
equally fruitcake views. they might be less inflammory
and not have obvious policy consequences, but intellec-
tually, they are about as nutty. i suppose it's a
somewhat interesting question would you rather work for
a boss who held some minorly offensive political views
or somthing fruitcakish, like aliens are walking among us
or the earth is flat or we never landed on the moon ...
which speaks to general world view and reasoning, but
little if any policy consequences. |
| 2006/10/26-29 [Recreation/Dating] UID:44982 Activity:nil |
10/26 http://www.ucsdguardian.org/cgi-bin/print?param=head_2002_12_02_03 Sperm makes women happier! \_ What a flawed conclusion in this 2002 study. *Even if* all other physical (e.g. sensitivity to latex, noise of a condom) and emotional (e.g. "we're not really touching each other") factors were eliminated in the study, the study didn't distinguish between semen and sperm. \_ Or the fact that the cum-hungry sluts are likely the ones not using condoms. They probably like sex more and miss it more than the others. \_ Cum-hungry sluts? Do you think they accounted for that sub-group in their statistics? \_ The study was conducted by a psychology professor, so what do you expect? |
| 2006/10/25-27 [Recreation/Dating] UID:44969 Activity:kinda low |
10/25 Doing research on hot female teacher, young male student molestation.
Is there a comprehensive list of their names and/or URLs?
\_ Niiiiiiiiiice
\_ Nice. Nice.
\_ Nice.
\_ Nice. Very nice.
\_ someone already beat you to it
http://moonagewebdream.blogs.com/moonage_webdream/2006/04/debra_lefave_pa.html
http://tinyurl.com/yz6atw (moonagewebdream.blogs.com)
\_ Beat him to... asking for a list?
\_ doing research on hot female teacher molestation
\_ This dude needs to put down the Celine and the crack pipe --
his blog entry is unreadable.
\_ Debra Lefave (sic) and Pamela Rogers Turner are hot. Mary Kay
Letourneau and Sandra "Beth" Geisel are not hot.
\_ WND's been following them for some time--hot or not:
http://wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=52172 |
| 2006/10/25 [Recreation/Dating] UID:44968 Activity:nil |
10/25 Gawd, http://cnn.com is the ONLY site of all the major media outlets to give a misleading headline: "Same-sex marriage wins state battle" |
| 2006/10/25 [Recreation/Dating] UID:44966 Activity:nil |
10/25 Argh, I don't know what to do. I've been dealing with so much hassle
for more or less the past 6 months, trying to shop online for bras,
dealing with sizing issues, returns, exchanges... now it's to the point
where I ABSOLUTELY NEED new bras, as I have ONE that, while not being
the right size, is close enough that I can wear it. I NEED more, though,
because even that one is pushing it. It's more than two years old and
starting to fall apart.
There was a sale going on with Lane Bryant's Cacique bra line. I ordered
a few in 30 G... in most bras, a G is slightly too big. In three of the
bras I ordered, I was hanging out of it majorly. To the point where I
don't even know if an H will fit me. I'm going to exchange them this
weekend if I can. One of the ones I ordered, also in a 30 G, fit pretty
well. Not perfectly, but considering the dire NEED I'm in, I decided to
keep it and wear it. Well, in the week and a half I've worn it, it's
gone from being slightly too snug in the band on the loosest hooks to
suddenly barely being tight enough on the tightest band setting. How is
that POSSIBLE? I looked at the bra, and it didn't look stretched out,
but now I constantly have to tug it down in the back.
ARGH.
I am just SO FRUSTRATED right now. I need bras that fit and I need
them NOW. I shouldn't have to deal with this. I WANTED something cute,
something that I'm not embarrassed to be wearing, but at this point I
should probably just return the Lane Bryant bras, go to the one store
in town that has decent bras in my size, the store that's run by the
creepy lady who barges in on me in the fitting room, and get one of
the utilitarian Goddess ones that I HATE because it's the only thing
they carry. At least then I'll have SOMETHING. Even if they're ugly
and uncomfortable, at least they're something I can try on in *gasp*
an actual STORE, and know that they probably won't magically stretch
out.
Sorry, I know this is a little bit angsty, but I just kind of need to
blow off some steam with people who understand.
\_ Where is this coming from? Is this some old penthouse letter or
something? |
| 2006/10/25-27 [Recreation/Dating] UID:44965 Activity:nil |
10/25 bra rant that replaced motd wiped. motd restored.
\_ Ok, I want to know what I missed. Next time put it in a tmp
directory or something so people can read it.
\_ ob"Oh my breasts are so big and my bras don't fit and blah
blah blah". You missed nothing.
\_ What is the deal with the bra rant, anyway? Is it some g-mag
letter or something?
\_Best thing about having enormous breasts:
Having an enormous erogenous zone in an easy to reach place.
Worst thing about having enormous breasts:
Having a very sensitive area in an easy to reach place.
http://flickr.com/photos/oliviamiao/279221151
\_ Huh? All I see is some hot boobs in a white sports bra.
\_ Huh? All I see is hot boobs in a white sports bra.
Here's a similar one:
http://flickr.com/photos/oliviamiao/260259968
\_ I like http://static.flickr.com/53/152151238_1829c26dd2_o.jpg
more
\_ No idea but replacing the motd with it was not cool. |
| 2006/10/25-27 [Recreation/Dating] UID:44963 Activity:low |
10/25 http://www.nytimes.com/2006/10/25/nyregion/26marriagecnd.html NJ's highest court rules 4-3 that same-sex unions are entitled to the same rights as heterosexual marriage, but leaves the name of that union ("marriage", "domestic partnership", etc.) up to the legislature. Dissenting justices correctly assert that same-sex couples are entitled to participate in state-sanctioned civil marriage. \_ I guess I don't understand why thegays are in a tiff about this. \_ I guess I don't understand why the gays are in a tiff about this. I mean marriage _is_ a historical concept, as is all of the terminology associated with it. Of course gay couples should have the same rights and privileges, but why do they think legislation should manage "repurposing" of traditional terms? Do they think we should legislate away the terms "husband" and "wife"? \_ Marriage has legal as well as social meaning. You are free to any social meaning you want, but if the legal term is marriage it should be the same legal term for both. Would you have a problem with the government getting out of the "marriage" bussiness entirely and just having a blanket civil partnership setup? Seems the easiest solution to me. -aspo \_ Totally. -pp \_ I agree as well, but I think that's because we're all unsentimental libertarian geeks. unsentimental liberarian geeks. To the extent that marriage can be interpreted as a religious instutution, the government has NO business ever getting involved in that. To the extent that it's just providing infrastructure for two people to form a legal contract in regards to things like hospital visitation and wills, I think most Americans are ok with allowing that for gay couples at this point. \_ Yes. The gubamint had better start getting its act together and protecting our family values by outlawing deviancy like garraige, abortions and evolution. Otherwise, hellfire and brimstone like soddom and gommora will surely be visited on this sinning land. \_ ob "separate but equal" \_ ob distinguishable from Brown. \_ i don't think so, but it does need to go to SCOTUS \_ The Brown plaintiffs had the weight of the 13th, 14th and 15th amends. behind them. Those amends., esp. the 14th were passed primarily for the purpose of preventing the States from engaging in discriminatory behavior against a particular class of of people, a class of people of which the Brown plaintiffs were members. No such claim can be made wrt gays. The 14th was not passed for their benefit or to right wrongs the States had visited upon them. Even under Carolene Products, it is hard to argue that gays are a suspect class who are in need of special court protection b/c they are unable to avail themselves of the political process and therefore they ought to be protected by the 14th (thus rendering Loving, &c. inappl- icable.) Barring a 14th amend. claim, I do not see the basis for fed intervention in a purely state law issue. \_ "separate but equal" & 14th must be tested in SCOTUS as it applies to gay marriage. i'm not sure whether carolene or loving really help you that much. |
| 2006/10/23 [Computer/SW/Languages/C_Cplusplus, Recreation/Dating] UID:44930 Activity:insanely high |
10/23 I started growing in 3rd/4th grade. By 8th grade I was up to a full B,
a little too small for a C. By the beginning of 10th grade I was
wearing F (yes, I have a lot of stretch marks on my boobs as a
result). By graduation I was a full G. Christmas break of my
freshman year of Cal I was H. Summer between my sophomore and
junior years I was an I. Now I'm a senior at the church
and I'm starting to get double boobies again. So I'm pushing a J,
I guess. I guess this means I might be heading into the scary
bra size territories of 34JJ. Yay, even less choice in bra.
Which brings me to my question....excluding pregnancy and
weight gain, when the hell will these things stop growing?
I know it's different for everyone probably, but generally when
does breast size stabilise? Is this all going to stop soon,
or am I looking at continuing to grow a cupsize every
6-9 months until my late 20s, and ending up a 34KKK or something?
I'm hoping that, since there are quite a lot of men in their 20s
here, someone will be able to shed some light on this, and what
I've got in store for me.
\_ Yawn. Again?
\_ Apparently it is god's will that you have an enormous rack.
\_ Make an appointment to buy a B/C. Nip/Tuck. Stop trolling the motd. |
| 2006/10/19-11/7 [Recreation/Dating] UID:44868 Activity:high |
11/7 I don't know how computer savvy you guys are, but I need some help.
I'm still growing, and the bras I currently own are starting to give me
double boobs. The store I get my bras at have bands that only go down to
a 32 (I'm a 30) and I'm tired of getting a 32H that rides up my back.
I need a 30 I (well, bigger now, I guess, since the 32H didn't used to
give me double boobs and now it does). Normally I'd dig a bunch of the
links you guys have posted in the past and go to them for some shopping,
but I can't. So, here's where the computer part comes in. I'm using
my church's proxy to get online and they have a very conservative
blocking system that not only blocks porn and mp3 downloading sites,
but also any random sites that they consider "tasteless" (this is the
word they use...but they don't supply the reason why they consider it
as such). And you guessed it, online stores that sell bras are blocked
under the "lingerie and swimsuit" category. So I can't shop for those
kinds of things through our proxy. Does anyone know of a free proxy
I could use so I can shop for new bras (and swimsuits)? The proxy I'm
using blocks any sites that list free proxies so I can't go find them
myself. (And no, I can't ask them to unblock stuff...I've tried and they
won't, even for a clothing necessity.) Thanks in advance, even if none
of you can help me. At least an encouraging comment would be nice if
you don't have any ideas.
\_ So you presumably believe that your god created your breasts, and
that your god is responsible for the human mind that figured out a
good way to support those breasts...and yet these people who claim
to speak for that same god clearly have no respect for either.
It's time to think about leaving this religion. Now.
\_ because I've been with only one bra that fits for quite a while
now, I've forgotten if this is normal. I've been slowly loosing
weight and my current bra, a 30HH, seems to be a bit tight.
I've found that when I bend over I can fit easily place my entire\
fist between the band of my bra and my skin. There is no
stretching of the bra at all, I can just slide it in.
also I find myself pulling it down quite often.
I've always been a 28 until this sudden weight gain last year,
but now that I moved into the church and I'm not eating
at the DC anymore [and thus eating better], I've already lost
five pounds. Was five pounds really enough to make me go down a
\_ because I've been with only one bra that fits for quite a
while now, I've forgotten if this is normal. I've been slowly
loosing weight and my current bra, a 30HH, seems to be a bit
tight. I've found that when I bend over I can fit easily place
my entire fist between the band of my bra and my skin. There
is no stretching of the bra at all, I can just slide it
in. also I find myself pulling it down quite often. I've
always been a 28 until this sudden weight gain last year, but
now that I moved into the church and I'm not eating at the DC
anymore [and thus eating better], I've already lost five
pounds. Was five pounds really enough to make me go down a
band size? And if this is the case, what size would I be?
I've looked at various bra wizards online and imput my
measurements and they all say I am a 36H, however, I've never
fit into a 36 in my life, they're far too big. I've only had
the aforementioned bra a couple of months and it wasnt until
mid-August that it was the only one I was wearing. and currently
I'm on the tightest hook. what's the deal?
mid-August that it was the only one I was wearing. and
currently I'm on the tightest hook. what's the deal?
\_ Email the local sheriff with the address of your church so they can
free you from your cell. Or better yet, go the local library or
Internet cafe and surf from there. Seriously, you don't need a
free proxy, you need to move.
\_ If this is a troll - well done! If not, please tell me the "Korean
Baptist church" isn't Berkland...
Baptist church" isn't Berkland... But as far as trying to be
helpful, do they block sites like J. Crew or Banana Republic? Some
of those stores may sell bras, and I know many "Korean Baptists"
at least used to wear stuff J. Crew and BR. Another option is the
smaller yahoo stores and such or even ebay. -former ABSKer
\_ I think it's kind of interesting that both you and OP take it
completely for granted that brick and mortar clothing stores
are dead. Are brick and mortar clothing stores going out of
business?
\_ Please post pics so the experts on the motd can help you find the
right size.
\_ let me know if you want more pictures of me.
this is from last night
http://i11.tinypic.com/44jt1si.png
\_ google "doctor sausage"
\_ I'm waiting for the 80 column nazis to delete this.
\_ Reformatted just for you -formatd
\_ Really it was an invitation to delete it because it's a
troll. Do you have any idea how *incredibly huuuuge* a 30I
is? This is either a troll or someone desperately needs a
breast reduction because she's going to have severe life long
back problems. Most women are looking 'full' at C, large at
D and need a strong support bra at DD. An "I" would be
possible only for someone very heavy (but then they wouldn't
be size 30), someone who had surgery and went waaaay
overboard, or a mutant. And anyone that big would already
know exactly where to get specialty bras because they'd need
to have known years ago as they shot past DD. The Christian
Church thing was just there to bait the "we hate xtians, you
need help!" types as a sort of trollerific bonus.
\_ How are CSUA geeks supposed to know how big 30I is?
\_ obdanddjoke
\_ I-cup in Japan measurements are much smaller (still big,
though) than the I-cup in US. Check out these porn stars
and sex idols who claim they have Japanese I-cups: Ayaka
Fujisaki, Anna Ohura (natural), Rei Hirona, Harumi Nemoto
(natural), Sakurako Kaoru (natural), Alice Hoshi, Nozomi
Takeuchi.
\_ Ok, sure, different countries measure differently. I
didn't see where the OP said she was using Japanese
measurements. Does being Korean automatically imply
that?
\_ This has to be one of the best engineered trolls I've ever seen
on the motd.
\_ OK, Assuming the poster is not trolling and means Japanese sizes,
Japanese I-cup looks about like US D-cup. My girlfriend swears
by Title-9 bras. They have a physical store around here somewhere.
\_ Regardless of original troll/not-troll: use TOR for this sort of
thing. Either that, google for free proxy. -John |
| 2006/10/18-24 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Foreign/Asia/Korea] UID:44861 Activity:nil |
10/18 http://english.chosun.com/w21data/html/news/200610/200610120018.html Sex Dolls, etc |
| 2006/10/17-18 [Recreation/Dating, Health/Men] UID:44844 Activity:high |
10/17 Gals, don't date macho man if you want a potent man in bed.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061011/hl_nm/workouts_fertility_dc
\_ You can be potent but not fertile.
\_ This only discusses the issue of fertility, not orgasms/screw.
Women probably care more about orgasms/screw.
\_ Women mostly care about money.
\_ Orgasms/screw??? Remind me not to have sex with you.
\_ Don't you want to have lots of orgasms, assuming
you're a female? Who do you get more pleasurable
sex with, a couch potato or an attractive, fit
exerciser?
\_ Exercising doesn't make your schlong any bigger or
more talented.
\_ But you can thrust longer and faster without getting
tired.
\_ If you thing stamina for _thrusting_ == greater
female pleasure you need to put down the bodice
rippers and start getting some real experience.
\_ "The exercisers showed a drop in their ... ejaculate volume, ..."
Okay. Don't date macho man if you enjoy facial/shower. |
| 2006/10/16-18 [Recreation/Dating] UID:44833 Activity:nil |
10/16 Man wants to stop paying alimony b/c ex-wife is now a man:
http://tinyurl.com/jkbol (baynews9.com)
\_ how do we know the experience of divorce didn't cause
this person to want to become a man? he still must pay.. [formatd]
\_ If there are no children, what is the purpose of alimony? Do
payments stop after a specified time?
\_ obReadWikipedia |
| 2006/10/14-16 [Recreation/Dating] UID:44823 Activity:high |
10/14 Motd too dull. What percentage to poeple on the motd generally tip a
prostitute?
\_ Only if she's a real cow.
\_ moo!
\_ You don't tip a hooker a "percentage" of anything. Your payment
is the "tip." Could be $100 - $150 in a massage parlor. Could
be $300 - $600 in Vegas, depending on the quality of the girl.
Could be 50 Euros for a suck-and-fuck in Amsterdam.
\_ Quality of the girl? Is there a grading standard? Maybe some
FDA approved process? Or would that be FEMA working with DHS?
\_ I'm very against paying women for sex. It is just completely
immoral and wrong. Women should be paying ME for sex.
\_ Fine. How much do you expect them to tip you?
\_ Tipping is optional, of course, but how about $10/orgasm? |
| 2006/10/9-10 [Computer/SW/Languages/Java, Recreation/Dating] UID:44732 Activity:high |
10/9 I remember one winter semester during an El Nino year when, starting
in January, some rain fell almost every single day. Attendance at
lectures was pretty minimal.
I remember occasionally thinking about buying an umbrella, but I was
sure that as soon as I did the rain would stop. That didn't actually
happen until May.
\_ your memory is incorrect.
\_ I never bought an umbrella. There was always one sitting around
somewhere someone else lost. Well, ok, my first year I bought one
and lost it. It's just umbrella karma.
\_ Was it 1992 or 1993? I remember in a March of either of this year,
it rained every single day. -- Class of '93
\_ it felt like it rained every other day from 92-94. housing
sucked. profs didn't seem like they're genuinely interested in
teaching and certainly didn't have time to talk to you. smelly
eecs TAs seriously needed to retake esl. the counselors at cal
really sucked and treated their jobs like temps cuz they were.
a super hot b-school-wannabe freshman that i had a serious
crush on used me to do her cs9x projects and other assignments.
after i finished her b-school pre-reqs she ditched me and
started dating my former buddy. FUCKING BITCH I HATE YOU!!!
AND FUCK YOU ALL GREEDY BUSINESS MAJORS!!! anyways around that
time i also started taking a lot of anti-depressants and light
recreational drugs. i carefully crafted my suicide note during
the most depressing, cold and wet winter semester I ever
experienced at cal. i planned my suicide carefully for the
coming spring to minimize pain for my family members but when
spring actually came, i just couldn't do it. maybe it was the
improving weather, i don't know. summer came and i ended
up taking a leave of absence. if i had stayed any longer
i'd surely committed suicide. afterall, i already spent many
hours of hard labor on the suicide note, oh well.
in short, i really really really really really hate berkeley.
\_ So you met this chick on day 3 of class, did her home work,
got nothing for it and got dumped? Where in there did you
think you had a gf?
\_ Well she cooked for me and lived at my place for a few
days when I had to do her projects. No we didn't have
sex, but she was so sweet to me when she needed my help
it was pretty much my first girl friend experience. BITCH
\_ OMG, you didn't even get laid? So she came by and
said, "do my class for me". You did all the work over
3-4 days just before the deadline, ignored your own
work, class, sleep and health and all you got was a
few meals and a room mate. Sorry mate but that wasn't
your first gf experience. That was in no way shape or
form a girl friend. If you'd asked any of your friends,
family or even the motd at the time they'd all have told
you what was going to happen.
\_ In 2006 we broke the record for days of rain in March, at 25.
And there's a whole month between March and May. -tom
\_ I have bad memory then. -- Class of '93
\_ I was thinking of 94-95. Days of rain: Jan 26, Feb 3, Mar 17,
Apr 14. Almost every day is an admitedly an exaggeration,
but it was a pretty damp winter/spring.
http://ggweather.com/sf/daily.html#b - op
\_ Are you sure it wasn't 97-98? We had like 3 months straight
rain in Berkeley then.
\_ 14 days in March, 10 days in April.
\_ but 18, 10, 22, 20 for Nov->Feb. That's pretty bad
especially considering Nov and Dec aren't normally
that wet in CA. In fact at 47+inches of rain that year
it beats the second wettest year in that data set (from
1960-now) by over 12 inches, or 33% more!
\_ The wettest being last year?
\_ Last year was the second wettest. 97-98 was the
wettest.
\_ 2004-05 was the wettest in SoCal since 1883
in terms of inches of rain. 2005-06 was
the wettest in terms of days of rain. Where
does one find the Bay Area totals?
\_ There's a link about 15 lines up.
\_ No, that year I was living in SF. I have memories of that
one too. Maybe I'll post another "I remember" entry about
it in the future. :) - op |
| 2006/10/2-5 [Recreation/Dating] UID:44632 Activity:kinda low |
`10/1 So what exactly happened between that perverted 53-year old guy and
the school girls in Colorado? Did he simply fondle their breasts?
Were the girls fully undressed? Did they have oral sex? Did they
have intercourse, and did they use lubricants or any other forms
of protection?
\_ Sorry, but what sort of twisted curiosity is impelling these
questions?
\_ trolling perchance?
\_ How about you send a SASE to the local PD there in CO and ask
them to send you the full report and your interest in it?
"CA Man Questioned By FBI In CO Shooting Case".
\_ One of the hostages, Lynna Long, told the Rocky Mountain News that
she was groped above the waist but believes Emily "got it worse."
Lynna said that she was afraid to look, "but you could hear Emily
saying, `No. Please don't."'
Lynna said all the girls had been told to stand facing a wall, and
she could not see what Morrison was doing, but she knew the other
girls were being molested because "you could hear the rustling of
clothes and elastic being snapped and zippers being opened and
closed."
\_ Hm, isn't it kind of hard to rape when you're standing?
\_ Ok thanks a lot. That is exactly what I didn't need to read
right after lunch. Or any other time.
\_ then he shot all 10 girls at close range, at least five of
them in the head. Five are still alive - all but one are in
critical condition.
\_ There's no way he could have had cum more than one time in that
short a time period, so I'm guessing he only had sex with one
of them and just fingerbanged the others.
\_ You must be the same guy who wanted the Girls Gone Wild date rape
video. |
| 2006/9/17-19 [Recreation/Dating] UID:44413 Activity:high |
9/17 No. 1 on the list of assholes who need to die: Joe Francis, creator of
"Girls Gone Wild"
http://csua.org/u/gwu (latimes)
\_ Girls Gone Wild is very very profitable. This is a free country,
and people are free to do what they can in a free-market that
encouranges profitability. Why do you hate Capitalism?
\_ Encouraging exhibitionism for profit is okay; assaulting
someone isn't. (I haven't read most of the article yet and know
little about him.) He's nowhere near the top of my list (he's
not on it, actually) but that was fucked up. - niloc (not OP)
\_ If this guy is at the top of your list, your priorities are fucked.
If he's on your top 10,000, your priorities are still fucked.
\_ Seriously. Name one bad thing this guy has done. Yes,
just one (1).
\_ (date) raped a girl on video?
\_ It's on video? How come he's not in ass-pounding prison?
\_ Where can I buy that video???
\_ Why would you want it? Are you a District Attorney?
A cop? I can't see anyone else wanting it unless
they're some sort of twisted bastard. Are you a
twisted bastard?
\_ Yes I am.
\_ OK, you're #2 on the list....
\_ After you.
\_ I heard that Joe Francis hangs out with college-aged girls and then
the next morning, he has his buddies smell his finger. I heard
that on Howard Stern. |
| 2006/9/16-19 [Recreation/Dating] UID:44407 Activity:nil |
9/16 http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/09/15/dentist.murders.ap/index.html Not a very smart dentist. Obviously, he didn't watch CSI. \_ I love the title of the link to the video: "Watch the dentist's former father-in-law tell him to burn in hell" CNN, all class, all the time. |
| 2006/9/15-16 [Recreation/Dating] UID:44399 Activity:nil |
9/15 http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phi/187640237.html Married means you're married, you moron! \_ The person who wrote that is the moron. |
| 2006/9/14-16 [Recreation/Dating] UID:44370 Activity:nil |
9/13 lonelygirl15 (Jessica Rose) is cute cute cute! I hope to see more
of her in future movies, or better yet, porn.
http://www.siliconvalleywatcher.com/mt/archives/2006/09/the_identity_of.php
\_ For Jessica-Lee Rose fans only:
http://freejavachat.com/lonelygirl15
If you know where to find Dear Beloved by Leah Salvisan please
post it here.
\_ Second that. There's something really special and magical about
legal aged women who look underaged. It's like you want to be
very close to them for no reason and you just can't explain it.
\_ am i the only one who finds this at least a little disturbing?
\_ I find ugly fat women more disturbing in porn
\_ I had never heard of lonelygirl15, what's the deal? |
| 2006/9/12-15 [Recreation/Dating] UID:44355 Activity:low |
9/12 For the trusting folks out there who are into personal space, dating
others and telling their SOs to be cool with it:
"The Secret Lives of Wives: Why they stray"
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5359395/site/newsweek
\_ So, if you let your relationship run on autopilot, your SO/spouse
will start looking elsewhere? When did this become news?
\_ we had been arguing about whether it was okay to see a movie with
a female friend if you already were in a relationship, so this
URL was posted to keep the motd Fair and Balanced. </troll>
\_ The discussion already covered this point. If your relation-
ship is good and your SO has no trouble with you going out
with a FotOS, there is still no problem.
\_ Yermom runs FatOS! |
| 2006/9/11-14 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Domestic/California] UID:44344 Activity:low |
9/11 Anna Nicole Smith's 20-year-old son died in his bed, days after Anna
gave birth to a daughter.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060911/ap_en_tv/anna_nicole_smith_son
\_ who?
\_ You're too young.
\_ You're too young. -- OP
\_ no, I just don't waste time on idiotic pop culture.
\_ then why ask?
\_ I was just thinking that you recognize a different
generation of sex symbols. -- OP
\_ "fat, blonde, and stupid is no way to go through life"
\_ Yeah, she's about as appealing as Tammy Faye Bakker
\_ Nah, I'd do ANS after only a month of sexual
deprivation. It'd take a year for TFB to seem
appealing.
\_ I'd have to be dead for TFB
\_ She looked great in To the Limit, Skyscraper, and
Anna Nicole Smith: Exposed.
\_ hundreds of million of dollar, death of her young son... talking
about ups and downs in her life!
\_ Not to mention post-partum (sp?) depression, damn that's
horrible. |
| 2006/9/9-12 [Recreation/Dating] UID:44333 Activity:moderate |
9/9 Is it "ok" for a guy in a relationship to go to a movie with a
friend who is a girl? There are no romantic feelings between the
two, at least the guy (me) definitely doesn't have any. Is
a movie outing too close/date-like? Thanks.
\_ My baby momma still lets me hit it.
\_ I went to a movie with my ex. Girlfriend found out. Girlfriend
broke up with me. So... I should have either informed
gf I was going to movie with ex, or thought a little harder
and just not have gone to the movie in the first place.
Might not be worth the risk.
\_ fucking YES. next question. Who are you? You are
too boring to live.
\_ 'splain yourself, boy. -op
\_ Did you have a previous more-than-friend relationship with said
girl? The answer may still be "yes," but you may have more Damage
Control to do before and after. -married and been there
\_ If it is ok with your gf, it is ok. If it is not ok with your gf,
it is not ok. If you are ok with it not being ok, that is ok. If
you are not ok with it not being ok, get new gf.
\_ I hereby cede my time to this person. Good advice. -married
\_ Seconded. --not married, but been there
\_ and if you are ok with it being not ok you are fucking
pathetic.
\_ not necessarily. if she did the same thing would you be
ok with her having some 'date'-like activities with some
other guy? i'll bet you wouldn't. goose/gander. if you
just want to keep her around as an easy lay, then it
doesn't matter what you do if you've got this other thing
going on anyway, but if she's actually your real gf then
what she thinks matters. welcome to grown-up land.
\_ Of course I'd be ok with it. That's why it is grown-up
land. We are grown up enough to trust each other and
not be raging jealous bitches. And we are grown up
enough that we wouldn't settle for a relationship where
the other person doesn't trust us.
\_ I don't think trust is the issue.
\_ So what is the issue? If the other person's sex
is the major issue then the only reason I could
see that being a problem is that one SO doesn't
trust the other enough to hang out with friends of
opposite sex. The implication being that some
kind of cheating is going on. If that's not
a lack of trust I don't know what it is.
\_ The issue is feelings. Someone can trust you but
still feel bad that you're spending time with
someone else. Anyway, I think there are a lot of
marriages that wouldn't have ended in divorce if
there were fewer temptations available. The
ideal "100% trust but didn't get cheated on"
marriage is a nice thought but just isn't going
to happen because people are people.
\_ I will admit that if I'm in a serious
relationship I do want to be a major part
of someone's life and that means at least
being invited to most social events they
have going on. However that doesn't mean
all events, it's important to have a life
outside of the other person. And lots of
the time we have friends the other person
doesn't get along with, or that enjoys
doing things my SO doesn't really like.
And if you notice in the original question
his friend's sex was the main factor. Once
again if what you are doing is fine with a
friend of the sex you don't want to boink
it should be fine with the other. And
if your SO thinks otherwise you really
should have the guts to let her know that
that isn't cool.
\_ All true. It still comes down to your SOs
feelings, cool or not. I said way up there
that if your SO isn't ok with it and you're
not ok with your SO not being ok with it,
then get a new SO. It isn't an easily
reconcilable(sp?) difference. Telling her
that being jealous isn't cool is going to
do what? Make her either get pissed off or
get quiet about it. Either way you just
damaged your relationship. Her feelings
are not going to change to your way of
thinking by telling her she's being uncool.
\_ And if you are the kind of person who
ok with being in a relationship with
someone who is that jealous and
controlling you are pathetic.
\_ Good luck in divorce court.
\_ See, I'm smart enough not to
get married to someone who is
going to be jealous of my friends.
\_ If you'd like to think that. It
sounds more like you bullied her
into silence or she was a doormat
in the first place.
\_ Trust, t's a two way street.
She trusts my relationships with my female friends, I
trust hers with her male friends. Is it so hard to
imagine that a serious couple can GASP have friends
of the opposite sex without cheating on one another?
If so I feel really sorry for your girlfriends because
you need to learn to give someone their own space.
\_ So your gf has 'dates' too?
\_ How many times do I have to say it? Yes.
\_ The feelings people are talking about are pretty
natural. Not that they would always be there, but
it's not some weird abnormal person to possibly feel
hurt/jealous etc. about such situations. Fact is that
many male/female friendships do have an underlying
romantic interest on the part of one or the other.
Human nature. That's in general though, if you think
you know your SO that well and honestly both have
friends of opposite sex that you like to hang out
with on date-like activities (while in a
relationship) then that's up to you. It's not the
norm. If you're still "dating" various other women
it sort of implies you're still testing the waters
in some ways and something better might come along.
You could go do stuff with a male friend; there's
no real reason someone has to "learn" to give you
space to date other women.
\_ If I'm "dating" them then I'm dating my guy
friends too. What you do on a date and what
you do hanging out with a friend are pretty
much the set of things. Just because someone
has a vagina doesn't mean I hang out with them
because I want to get in their pants. Is that
really so hard for you to accept?
\_ No, but that's not what I said. (And most
people aren't gay for their guy friends.)
\_ So do you really think most men want to
sleep with their female friends?
\_ it's okay if you're gay
\_ I went with a long-time female friend to see As Good As It Gets, had
dinner at a restaurant, and went to my place afterwards. Nothing
happened.
\_ Years ago a long-time female friend asked me to go see As Good As It
Gets. We went, had dinner at a restaurant, and went to my place
afterwards. Nothing happened. Neither of us had a relationship
back then. (Come to think of it, maybe I screwed up.)
\_ Ah yes. All the pussy you could have had if only you'd had
a clue. |
| 2006/8/29-31 [Recreation/Dating] UID:44192 Activity:nil |
8/29 http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/08/29/sex.professor.ap/index.html http://www.wharton.upenn.edu/faculty/wards.html Wow, guess the same enthusiasm that got him an undergraduate excellence in teaching award translated into other exploits. \- E_DEADGIRL || E_LIVEBOY BTW, there was a ChemE prof at UCB do "dissappeared" one day with teh Feds coming to look for him soon after. When they finally decided to clean up his lab and office, the grad student assigned to do so found his child p0rn. Kinda weird to store the stuff in your office. |
| 2006/8/24-29 [Recreation/Dating] UID:44139 Activity:nil |
8/24 I just deleted all my porn. Take that, porn!
\_ porn was made to be deleted
\_ porn gets old and stale over time. You periodically need to delete
it all and go get a fresh batch of new porn.
\_ Some porn is special. Hide that porn and put it back in
rotation in a couple months. It's like meeting her all over again
\_ Savannah commited suicide 12yrs ago, and I still think she's hot.
\_ who?
\_ Stage first name Savannah, no stage last name. Real name
Shannon Michelle Wilsey Longoria.
http://www.toyboxxx.com/pornstars/1695.htm
Check out Andrew Blake's "Desire". |
| 2006/8/24-29 [Recreation/Dating] UID:44131 Activity:high |
8/27 emarkp, you're as asshole. Just to spite you:
Nice b&w nekkid gurl photos: http://7floor.net
PS "nekkid gurl" means "naked girl", so it is R to X rated.
\_ Beautiful women, so-so photography. Who is behind that site? |
| 2006/7/25 [Recreation/Dating] UID:43784 Activity:nil |
7/24 How much tip should I give for my hobby? Let's say I call my
provider for my ATF BBW and she gave me a great GFE the whole
night starting with a nice HJ that ended up with BBFS and finished
it off with a great blue jay. How much tip should I give her?
\_ You should try using more than just the tip. |
| 2006/7/24 [Recreation/Dating] UID:43772 Activity:moderate |
6/24 Hi I'm a virgin geek troller and I am desperate to get laid.
I want to act gay so that girls would go ga-ga at me. Are
there books out there that'll teach me how to act flamingly
gay? If I can be as metrosexually gay as possible I should be
able to get laid ASAP, based on what you guys said.
\_ Try sucking cock.
\_ Enough to grind your prostrate into the seat, ensuring you
never breed.
\_ Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. |
| 2006/7/21-23 [Recreation/Dating] UID:43757 Activity:nil |
7/20 Well, that didn't last long: http://csua.org/u/ghq \_ same sex marriage / same sex divorce. Why discriminate against the gays to deny them this? \_ No reason to discriminate. I seem to recall that some of the arguments about same-sex marriage were that if gays were allowed to marry they'd stick together longer instead of bed-hopping. \_ Outlasted the drunk Britney Spears 50 hour marriage. |
| 2006/7/12 [Recreation/Dating] UID:43647 Activity:nil |
7/12 http://www.lukeisback.com/essays/essays/playboy.htm Proof that everyone can be bought. \_ NSFW. |
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